3 Creepy Cases For Ancient Aliens
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*Ancient woman opens a box*
Conspiracy theorists: TIME-TRAVEL LAPTOP!
Ancient woman opens JEWELRY box
Its acually true
I bet it was just a mirror. Compact mirrors are still used today. They are mobile and they don't break when they are closed. Beauty was always a part of mankind, so why not.
It’s a sculpture from ancient greece where a servant is presenting a noble woman with what is most definitely jewellery. You can tell their difference in social class is visually represented in their physical height difference. My source is ‘The Art and Archeology of Ancient Greece’ from oxford.
@@holgerrebane5056 Why would they have a laptop with USB ports? Even today USB ports are becoming obsolete. Its lunacy.
The Dogan tribe believes that the earth is round. That fact alone makes them smarter than most flat earthers
True.
*all flat earthers
Well I mean ZA WARUUDO is round
And even then it had already been proven thousands of years prior by a Greek philosopher. Eratosthenes proved the Earth was round by observing two towers, each in a different location and measuring the angles of the shadows made by the Sun at the same time of day. What he found was that both shadows cast different angles and from this he was able to calculate the Earth's circumference.
They must be real smart if they believe that the earth is flat yet claim it is round.
Ancient Egyptians: * Are magnificent Mathematicans and architects *
People now: Aliens did everything.
Ancient Egyptians: Am I a joke to you?
@Low Bro that's so not the point...
@Low Bro And ancient greeks believed in their parthenon, women with snake hair and half men half horse. What’s your point again?
@Low Bro all ancient religions have had such gods they worshipped for the sake of protecting and co habitating with the environment. At the same time these civilizations like Greek, Indian, Roman,....did great works in science, metallurgy, medical, astrology, and many other fields. Rather these religions were more tolerant and were practiced together with these sciences
humans then : aliens are better than us
humans now : we are better than aliens
i know right! as a history student with a passion for ancient civilisations specifically it infuriates me to see people just sweep all the enginuity and creativity under the rug and then scream aliens at it like a bunch of, frankly, idiots
I think that conspiracy theorists just can't deal with the fact that ancient civilizations weren't as rudimentary as we'd like to believe. The existence of aliens and ancient civilizations being developped enough to construct elaborate structures are concepts that can coexist without necessarily being linked.
People love to feel superior to the past
The ego of people now is hurt lol
The conspiracy is from the Nazis, historically speaking
Exactly!!! It’s so annoying to hear “the pyramids were built by aliens” even though we have proof of *how* the Egyptians figured out how to build them. Plus why would aliens build random pyramids that have no importance to them??
Egyptologist say they used dolerite pounding stones to carve out blocks , that’s not rudimentary to you?
The minute Shane is actually spooked or worried about something we should all hide in our doomsday bunkers
Erin Shields you're pretty.
ocean hazarika I can see that you didn't even read he comment
A Hoy! which comment?
Erin Shields You're so cuuuteee
Your face is as white as snow, your eyes sparkle like stars at night and your face is as beautiful as the sky.
I'm just bandwagoning these guys/gals think you're beautiful, I'm just rolling with it :D
Mayan ghosts wheezing wherever they are: "dudes we're just doodling."
I want a time machine to travel back in time and introduce ancient civilization to memes, and get them to draw them on eventually to be ancient structures.. 😂
That's exactly what I was thinking when I went out to New Mexico and looked at petroglyphs. It's a bunch of rocks on the side of a hill and are claimed to be "ancient landmarks for other travelers" I went there and saw most of them myself and came to the conclusion that, based on the fact that most of them had the artistic equivalent to a child's art, the petroglyphs were most likely from the kids running off to play while the parents were busy while setting up camp.
Omg I was thinking the same
Speaking more facts
@@vinokai i'll introduce them cars
"Hey do you know these rolling things?"
"Yes...we put them on horses to trave-"
"NOW IT CAN GO BY ITSELF WITHOUT HORSES!"
"Cool! What are they called?"
"Cars"
A lot of times when people are perplexed about history, it's pretty simple. Once there was a show where they wondered for 30 minutes how the pyramids were perfectly divisible by pi and a tired paleontologist was like "they probably just used a wheel to do their measurements" and the entire show collapsed. Or when they couldn't figure out how they did the hairstyles that defined gravity and a person said that's clearly sewn on and wasn't believed until they were proven right
Yeah they used dolerite pounding stones to carve perfect blocks and obelisk weighing hundreds of tons 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻not even to mention how they moved them , yeah you are pretty simple.
@@jacobross9271 this comment was posted a year ago. So were a majority of the many others you responded to. Get a life you loser
@@jacobross9271 No? They used hydraulic cranes powered by the water of the nile river to move the stones, you can literally read the documents pertaining to their construction if you visit the pyramids.
@@jacobross9271so..you think aliens did it?
@@beelzemobabbity did I say that dummy?
Ryan needs to watch one of those videos where the guy builds an underground pool with just a stick. So he can understand that you can build stuff without power tools!
Yeah u can in today’s society with an unlimited source of knowledge and things to learn from compared to back then I’m
Not saying aliens did it but sumbody taught them all these things u don’t go from being a caveman to a architect and astronomer overnight
@@roboy4488 erm...the ancient Egyptians weren't "cavemen," they were evidently educated and intelligent. Skills have historically been passed down from generation to generation and that is where information is from, and then entered in to the internet/books. People just have a hard time believing non-european individuals and civilizations had a lot of knowledge as did europeans
@@roboy4488 Modern humans emerged about 300,000 years ago. The Great Pyramid of Giza was built in about 2600 BCE. That was 4621 years ago. That means that modern humans existed for about 295,000 years before it was built. Why is it so hard to believe that ancient humans, who are anatomically identical to us, couldn't have gained the knowledge to build complex structures like the pyramids in that amount of time?
@@roboy4488 A couple Thousands years should be enough, won't you say
Exactly!
Ghosts ignore Ryan when he tries to talk to them because he credits all of their life's work to aliens.
Thanks for commenting facts on this video bro
Lmao ☠️
This is it, this is the whole show.
You mean their afterlife’s work
Why would you not believe that aliens and ghosts are connected to each other?
Nasa: Uses all of physics to find out about Sirius B
Tribe: *Uses eyes*
Dude that's racist
@@nationsss2616 h o w ?
@@vitrify2762 I'm trolling🤣
you cant see sirius b with the naked eye..
@@AndreiFantastic Sirius is 8 lightyears away, you know what that means? it means that when travelling at the speed of light it takes 8 years to get from point a to point b, so if NASA can barely figure it out using satellites and probes and telescopes and whatnot, then there is no fucking way that tribesmen could see it with the naked eye, I dont give a fuck how clear the skies are at night.
As an anthropology major, this entire concept pisses me off, but I’m still gonna watch for Shane and Ryan
As an astrophysics major, I'm with you.
The guys are precious.
@@backslash153 you don’t believe aliens could be real?
@@andrewholmquist7478 no these theories are just bs and wacky
Same
as a Sumerian i agree this is really annoying
As someone who was in ap art history class, the piece of art work that people claimed to look like a laptop was a jewelry box if i remember correctly. it was once painted to show the jewelry but it was worn away.
thats exactly what I thought as it looks alot like the grave stele of hegeso wich was painted to show jewlery
the idea of being totally alone in the universe seems more terrifying then the idea of aliens
**cue existential crisis**
I know right?
And far less likely l
jesi rose To me it’s comforting, that would mean we’re special and unique and all the more reason not to kill each other.
yet once we all die there will be no one to remember our legacy or carry it on. this is how I see it
ancient egyptians: *build pyramids*
humans: *say aliens built it*
ancient egyptians: am i a joke to you?
Lol I am Egyptian so
Actually Egyptians inslaved the Hebrews and they're the ones who made them, not the Egyptians
Yea, but the Egyptians Got the credit
Madelynn Patterson I’m not a grammar nazi , just helping you. Enslaved*
Welll they were all slaves building it so also The Roman's had things like concrete before everything made em
Explanation for the hieroglyphics at 1:24: "These hieroglyphs are actually a result of re-carving the stone to replace some of the original hieroglyphics. The initial carving was made during the reign of Seti I, and the stone was later reused during the period of Ramsesses II with one carving being on top of the the other." "Some of the filling has fallen out in places where the older and newer inscriptions overlap, which produces the unique and odd-looking hieroglyphs." There are images highlighting the seperate original and newer inscriptions, and they've both been translated to English. All it takes is a Google search lmao
@Liv B And cattle that they ised to work the fields, I mean cows were domesticated in mesopotamia and it isn’t that far from Egypt
Baby skulls are very susceptible to deformities due to the sutures not being fully closed, hence the abnormal skulls of Tiwanaku (& other tribes in the zone). They did this with multiple methods depending on the required shape, mostly involving planks and rubber bands.
You can actually fact check this yourself if you have a spare baby lying around & you force them to sleep on the floor. Without somewhere to rest their heads in a comfier fashion, their skulls usually succumb to the pressure of hard materials.
I'm an anthropologist & I couldn't contain myself to explain this phenomenon lmao.
"spare baby lying around"??
I love how he says “if you have a spare baby around” and keeps elaborating like nothing happened 💀
Supernatural Case:
Putting a pair of socks in the washing machine, and only finding 1 after collecting
TheFireGamer lmao
TheFireGamer call sam and dean LMAO
+thefiregamer that never happens to me
Lesly Valle stop lying 😕
Gets stuck to the top!
Ok hold up.
Light bulbs? Explaining how artists were able to see hieroglyphics inside their tombs?
YOU KNOW THEY HAD FIRE RIGHT. THEY LITERALLY HAD FIRE.
NOPE, LIGHTBULBS, NO OTHER EXPLANATION!
*high pitched screaming*
autistic screech you mean
But there were some arguments about fire and lack of proper air ventilation in a pyramid for a supply of oxygen for both human and fire consumption in the depths of the pyramid for them to be able to use fire. I think I read that somewhere as a question on how they were able to do what they did inside the pyramid.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i'm dying at the "suspicious knowledge of mathematics" part
I hate when alien theorists disregard actual human advancement and creativity to something that they could have never done on their own....as if they forget we're still doing it till this day....constantly evolving technologically, its like in a 1000 years some theorist suddenly wakes up and decides that in the earlier days elon musk must have been alien to think of the space-ex program :p
Especially when they do it to Nicola Tesla!! He just worked 95% of his life.
@@Blitz-dm3kv they aren't talking about the video they are talking about the theories
Lmao true fr ....we are still advancing and creating new things everyday that doesn't means some of us are aliens
…🤦♂️some of the things earlier civilizations have done, we cannot replicate without modern technology. Unless you think ancient civilizations had technology far superior than ours, don’t blame people for assuming.
No it’s more arrogant and stupidity of human beings to think that human beings are actually smart and that such primitive civilizations would have any idea close to building things that needs modern technology.
Theorists: They couldn’t have used ramps because they’re not there now
Every construction worker ever: Guys... we take the scaffolding _down_ after we’re done using it....
I agree
I Lmfao but yeah i guess thats true
Also a fact unrelated to aliens but seem to be missed most of the time was that the pyramids were built by highly respected workers and architects not slaves as many would believe. After death, those who have done work on the pyramids would have their bodies buried in forts near the pyramids they themselves built.
Exactly lmao they get rid of it
Lost count of the amount of times i have thought that. Like, have they never seen a building being constructed?
I love how Shane calls these theories out being like.... ancient ppls were smart and probably had art too they werent that different from us
Plus I would assume that their overall build and strength was bigger and better than ours in order to survive
Zackary Kozik ight fair point.... Yeah that makes a lot of sence now lmao
@Zackary Kozik That's not true at all. Average height for men during this time was about 5.5.
I thought we were talking about Egyptians, they were taller than 4 feet.
Laura U we have grown in size a lot you know
*"I'm already fed up with the folders by the way, looks too official, considering the nonsense that is within."*
- Shane, 2017
Now that's a good quote.
The egyptians had no wheel? They were literally charioteers
They used pulley inside the pyramid and to haul block on boats.. I don't think they did a lot of research. Archeologist found all the tools needed to work the pyramids, including sites where they worked the blocks, there were even unfinished blocks there. There's something to be said about refusing to see evidence there...
@@patrickverret1772 yes
The Egyptians have been a culture for millennia. At the time the pyramids were built, there is no evidence of the wheel. There are panels that show pulling sledges
@@patrickverret1772 yeah and they say they pounded the blocks out with dolerite stones lmao ok guy
@@jacobross9271 The methods used is freely available and demonstrable as able to do the job. Your ignorance is still wilful.
Ryan: "They didn't have the tools!"
Archeologists: Hey we found tools. And an ENTIRE CITY where the builders of the pyramids lived.
Do you have a link or something? (Not in a "I don't believe you, prove it" way but a "I believe you and wanna read about it" way)
@@echotopwar they used a hydraulic lift, with water flowing from the Nile was directed near the construction site and used for transporting and lifting heavy rocks. It's well documented and the local guide can show you where the hydraulic system was built.
@@shovnam6823 aliens sounds more likely
Yes there are tools and people but it's questionable if that job could have been done with those tools. It's like giving you a hammer and telling you to mine coal, you might end up saying that you don't have the tools.
@@Kerpeles Give hammers to approximately 20.000 slaves/workers. I'm pretty sure you will be able to mine coal.
okay, so i totally believe in aliens. I think there is no possible way that we're alone in this universe. but ryan, its a fucking box. not a MacBook pro.
ughmae haha, could have been a prototype right ☺
I believe in aliens, I just don't think they have ever been here. The likelihood that another civilization would be around during our tiny window of existence, and that they would be similar enough to even interact, and would look so much like us (arms and legs, eyes and a mouth, walk upright in a similar way) is soooo tiny it's hardly worth considering.
maybe the laptop was a pizza box
IKR. I believe in the extra terrestrial, but some of this was ridiculous.
^^^I am so confused about what's going on...
You're telling me those architects used mATh?
KnOCk mE dOwN wITh a FEatHer!
I've heard of this channel, and I'm already loving the dynamic these guys have.
"Anything remotely complicated built in an ancient non-European country"
Literally everyone - "Gotta be a aliens"
It's not buzzfeed Unsolved without wheeze
TheGirlInSneakers IKR 😂
I LOVE THE WHEEZE it really lightens the mood 😂
TheGirlInSneakers I was thinking the same
theres one at 5:52 ...
its officially Buzzfeed Unsolved
(wheeze)
(wheeze)
Why can’t we actually think that ancient civilizations were smart
Exact--a-freeking-lutely. Not dissing aliens at all, but there is no contradicting evidence that humans haven't been here longer and smarter than we currently think. Nothing but stone is permanent enough to give real history, and all we have right now to give a bookmark in humanity in America, is Mount Rushmore. I hate that it is the big monument for our time. Give me more examples, because I'd love to see them.
Also if there were aliens before why aren't they visiting now huh
Considering the vast amount of information lost in the Alexandria library fire, it's very probable they had access to more advanced technology than we think. We have absolutely no idea what kind of literature was lost. There could have very well been schematics. Egyptians also had an entirely separate script for handwriting. They didn't write on paper in hieroglyphs. I doubt, for instance, they'd consider a shopping list important enough to be buried with. Also, the simple fact that any tools built with lumber may easily have rotten before any sandstone. The climate in that region at the time, was much wetter than it is now. For all we know they could have had water wheels, cranes and lifts. There is some evidence that Rome around this same era had mechanical clocks and gearing systems. Also, the argument that tools aren't depicted in art because... they're tools... is very valid. As an artist, I can't say I've ever been compelled to paint or draw a power drill. Not to mention the Dark Ages actively wiped out a lot of science (the ancient Greeks knew the world was round... the Church was like, "nah") and I'd dare to say set technological advancement back roughly 1,000 years.
bc it's always not white civilizations that have cool things
@@sam-kd4mb they probably are still here.
Funny how the aliens only visited ancient african and south american people............... truly incredible.
maybe it was because they were way better and kinder. pretty sure if they visited Europeans, they would be used as slaves and killed... (btw this is a joke, its really bs that ppl cant handle that ancient POCs were very intelligent and hard working)
@@littledeli7960 it would’ve undoubtedly taken an absurd amount of slave labor to built the pyramids if not aliens
@@actanonverba3041 Good thing We have one of the most populous civilizations at the time, and a ruler with divine dictitorial power
@@actanonverba3041 actually the pyramid were built by dedicated well paid Egyptians who were widely respected for the work. They even had a city and their own tombs near the pyramid
Indus Valley civilization..?
7:55--thats always been my problem with "ancient aliens". We somehow think EVERYTHING is literal. No one in our ancient past had IMAGINATIONS!
Right like the size difference in Ancient Egyptian drawings denoted hierarchy, not literal size.
In a couple thousand years people will have three butt cheeks and someone is going to find that drawing and freak out.
Casey Linker most likely 😂😂😂😂
Casey Linker hahahahahaha
666 likes!!!! 😨
Casey Linker
Right Post-it Notes on a ancient French cave, with 3 butt-checks & penguin arms,
perhaps attached with Velcro.
Casey Linker v
Ancient civilizations: *work hard*
People now: It was aliens.
guy c it’s pretty bold to say that egyptians did not have any form for work effieciency, like the couldn’t come up with a solution to use logs for transporting the rocks or any type of elevation system to lift the rocks, in the 1700,1800 and 1900’s humans have made electricity, fuel, internett, vehicles etc
You're right. *When you don't have the internet, the entire society would be prone to being more developed and advanced, on an overall scale.*
That could eventually lead to breaking barriers in maths/physics and making new discoveries, which could lead to them building those enormous and magnificient architectural phenomena.
Which the humans from today's generations find as "too difficult" because of the ancient people's records of such discoveries getting erased or lost in time.
@guy c its not impossible at all, also yes we could build them now. Put your tinfoil hat away and accept that humans were more advanced than you believe. If advanced aliens were around do you really think they'd be like "we travelled millions of lightyears with our super tech, what shall we do now?" "I know! Let's build pyramids from stone then go back home!"
@guy c science is a constantly changing thing. Theories get proven and unproven everyday. Whats evidence and solid fact today could be a corrected error tomorrow. Math and science believed gravity was non existent in space for years until proven wrong.
Edit: the suns gravitational pull is what rotates our solar system. Black holes have gravitational pull. If you wanted some examples. But these facts could change again provided new evidence and a logical theory. Thats the beauty of science, wonder and discovery.
@guy c You really that type of guy to be checking who other people subscribed to.
western world: finds out that civilizations figured out the stars far before they could
western world: cant be. they were definitely told by aliens that we don’t have any proof for.
*insert the color card meme from family guy*
“ nah they were too dark skinned to have found out themselves”
I love Ryan, but as an anthropologist hearing him say he doesn't think ancient societies had the abilities to be complex is highly appalling
"How did they move the stones for the pyramids" slaves Ryan. slaves.
@@katiedorn5552... not slaves, they were paid
@@katiedorn5552 yeah they had a whole are in the necropolis just for the builders. That’s how respected they were
@@adaritter9597 Apparently some of them at least were farmers who needed work in the off seasons.
Ancient Civilizations: .are smart.
Modern people: It WaS aLiEnS
Can’t wait for thousands of years to pass for future humans to assume we were all too stupid to make skyscrapers and rockets ourselves
I am surprised no comments
I don’t think they’re that smart they just had more raw man power. They had centuries and thousands of slaves to build their stuff.
@@DeathnoteBB man, not even thousands, there was an ancient aliens episode where they thought aliens and/or supernatural things helped the nazi.
Lotta good that did em, though, still fuckin lost
What if the aliens were just some type of humans that were smarter than the rest like einstein because even now theres little kids that are prodigies and so much smarter than the average human so what if these smart humans helped the rest which were dumber and they created all these advanced creations but they were also arrogant and thought they were better than the rest so when they died they destroyed thier technology and they died with it thats why we never found any of thier superior tech and also the reason they might've gone extinct so we've never seen themm???
Ryan and Shane's chemistry is the best part of this series for me. Their commentary never fails to crack me up!
NYRoger24 agreed that's what got me hooked!!
IKR?
same
Marcellinus Chrisnada Putra ikr
They never spoke about Chemistry.
“ Just because you can’t figure out how somebody built the pyramids does not mean the people who built the pyramids got help from aliens”
Neil Degrasse Tyson
Great quote
Just because you don't understand what your math teacher is teaching doesn't mean aliens are helping your teacher do graphs or whatever.
Lol Neil is not a scientist he's not an anything -ist he's a reporter he reports what scientists and science is going by at the time he is not a credible source for this kind of discussion
@@ephwurd2yurMother Dude, I hope you are joking about calling Neil „not a scientist“ or you don’t know a thing about the science community. Let me explain to you a bit about „ the reporter“ you are talking about: he was Staff Scientist at Hayden Planetarium, then became its youngest acting director, he was the main Project Scientist in the $210 Million Reconstruction of the Hayden Planetarium. He was Visiting Research Scientist at the Department of Astrophysical Sciences at Princeton University. He is a member of the American Astronomical Society, Astronomical Society of the Pacific, International Planetarium Society, New York Academy of Sciences, American Physical Society and American Academy of Arts and Sciences.
He has a lot of Research Publications in astrophysics (e.g. Bursting Dwarf Galaxies: Implications for Luminosity Function, On the possibility of Gas-Rich Dwarf Galaxies in the Lyman-alpha Forest, Radial Velocity Distribution and Line Strengths of 33 Carbon Stars and a lot more).
He got Hubbard Medal for Distinction in Exploration, Discovery, and Research, in addition to that he got Medal of Excellence at Columbia University, and he was named as one of the 50 Most Important Blacks in Research Science by Science Spectrum Magazine.
The fact that he is a science communicator does not make him „ not a scientist“.
@@Roadhog421he’s not a science communicator really. He’s a straight up scientist who’s good at communicating his field. Science communicators are typically seen as non-professionals.
It’s proven the skulls were elongated to hold more applesauce
And beans.
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It was for the apple taters and spaghetti.
The real question is, why would the aliens help us move big rocks. I mean, the light years they travel to get here, then they just decide, you know what, those native people are struggling moving big rocks, lets us our antigravity thingymabobs.
Alien crew member: can't we just tow the rocks with our ship
Captain: no, it has to look cool so future humans will be impressed. While your at it, tell them about the dual star system.
Alien crew: should we tell them about Uranus?
Captain: no, of course not
Alien: why not?
Captain: BECAUSE I SAID SO
It's really funny how they gave us just enough technology to make some ancient buildings but they couldn't give us anything innovative that could help us significantly.
Ash so say this like it's a fact ? At what point did aliens give humans technology but regardless it never happened buddy
look up the Sumerian story of creation and the annunaki... you'll get your answers hopefully you're ready for it. Sumerian is one of the oldest or oldest civilization we know of. so why not find out what they believed? want the truth go to the source.
Crystal Power
you aren't taking into account the wasted recourses
Have you watched Arrival? maybe the aliens helped us so in the future we will help them, kinda like symbiosis
"54% of americans, 56% of germany, and 52% of the UK believe in extraterrestrial intelligent life"
My brain: Wow that's 161% of the world!
Me: wait
54%
@@mrhuntalot123 of those 3 countries...
@@ktreznin5538 the average of those 3 countries...
Yeah, he knows. It was just a joke.
I diagnose you with gay
Considering that modern engineering often uses unnatural materials like metal and glass (and a large variety of other materials) has anyone ever considered that ancient Egyptian engineers who primarily worked with natural stone might have had a greater understanding of engineering with that specific material then we have even today, but that the knowledge might have been lost through the centuries? Or is that too big a punch to our egos?
I mean, it's not impossible but... we know how they did it. So probably not.
You guys know the magnetic north changes position, right? So it could very well just be a coincidence that it is perfectly alligned with the magnetic north at this point in time.
what if Shane was a paranormal creature that kept Ryan from discovering paranormal stuff?
Don't reveal his secret
yo thats a hella good writing prompt
dumbasses thats from a fn tv show lol its called Humans of earth or some shit like that is a comedy really good one too.
Or what if it's the opposite
danae k dang.. been thinking about that too
Them: How were they able to see to do cave paintings?
Fire: Exists
This gave me chills!!
The argument against that is there is no smoke residue that a torch would leave. Whether or not thats bullshit (on either the evidence isn't there, or a torch would undeniably leave detectable soot) I have no clue.
@mta
Maybe they had handles or special gloves or something else, maybe magic?
Subhan Mehmood i know im a week late but dont you think these were done while the pyramids were still in progress when the majority of the height of the pyramid was jot there yet and it was not enclosed? there was enough air to light a fire because it didnt have a top yet, it wasnt sealed. its not like the pyramids appeared and they started doodling on them afterwards, they most likely had artists working on the insides as they were building up the height, in order to serve the gods quicker.
do you ever hard of charcoal on the ceiling ! ??
As an art historian, I'm just laughing through this whole video. Art is NOT evidence for aliens. If you even briefly study ancient cultures, you can see that.
As someone with common sense, I’m just laughing at your comment. These videos are NOT meant to be taken seriously, you can see that?
Good job adding something of value to the comment section 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
@@ZazsuranRyan 100% is serious when presenting these things, you know that right?
@@wolfiemuse Ryan absolutely did not do enough research into the realistic side of these stories. unironically saying that cavemen didnt do art... Actual monkeys do art.
Fun fact! The helicopter hieroglyphic and the ones near it and actually the result of hieroglyphs being stacked carved on top of each other and parts fading/eroding until you get certain shapes
considering the size of the universe, it's almost impossible for there not be SOME sort of other life form out there somewhere
Mala Krasnostein exactly!!
Not even almost impossible. The sheer size of the universe and the fact that it's continuing to grow means that it's certain that there's an intelligent life form out there.
Mala Krasnostein well sure, there is almost a 100% chance that there is life outside of earth, not sure if it is intelligent life but there is almost definitely life.
Mala Krasnostein the only thing I doubt that after the Big Bang happened, there is another life form outside of earth that has progressed so quickly that they've already visited the earth over 1,000 years ago.
THANK YOU!!!! That's all I could think about when watching this and hearing Shane. Looking at the universe we have discovered (which is only like 1% of the universe) and proclaiming aliens don't exist is like taking a cup of water out of the ocean and declaring there are no fish in the whole ocean. I'm paraphrasing from Neil deGrasse Tyson of course
When BuzzFeed Unsolved uploads a video that is less than 20 mins. I get a bit sad
im sad too ;-;
Crissy Dilla I liked this comment but realized that it became 667 so i unliked it to become 666 again...🙃
Nandani patel ._.
i thought i was the only one.
Milana Formozova wow this scammer is so cheap they can't even pay for a proper domain.
Usually I am somewhere between Shane and Ryan's nonsense, but the concept of ancient aliens makes me foam at the mouth with rage.
the issue i have with this is that each of these ancient civilizations whose intellect are being questioned all happen to be non-european peoples while all the widely accepted "great thinkers" who "discovered" mathmatics, physics, astronomy, etc. all happen to be european. why is it completely implausible that these ancient civilizations had developed a deep understanding of the world, but it makes sense that within the short span of a few of hundred years european scholars suddenly started making these discoveries and marking the existence of these thoughts and ideas??? does this not sound familiar?? idk man, i'll leave it at that.
"Who are you drawing?"
"A person from my mind"
1800000000 years later
ALIENS
wow it's like it was a joke or something
mona lisa
LMAO!!!!!
OMG SO TRUETHO!
idk why but this comment is SENDING MELSNSNABAB
lmao yes
So, Unsolved Mysteries comes out every Friday 23:00 GMT, so you no longer have to keep randomly checking Buzzfeed every few days😂
jrsm351 thank you!!!!
jrsm351 thank you!
jrsm351 life saver
jrsm351 it's thursday
BananaGaming12 where so you live
Ryan really does embarrass himself a lot on his complete and utter lack of history
my real question is: *WHO IS THE ARCHITECT OF THE PYRAMIDS?* because he’s the real genius here, aligning with orion’s belt, perfect angles and the measurement of the distance is so accurate.
As someone who's taken extensive ancient art history classes, I think it's fascinating that nobody ever accuses the Greeks of getting help from aliens. The columns of the Parthenon are curved at perfect subtle angles, and would require a compass a mile wide to get that result. We can't do that without modern machinery. In the restoration of the Parthenon, there are certain building techniques that we have needed to MAKE UP, using modern machinery, to replicate what they did. But no, just because the Greeks were Oh So Sophisticated and Western, it couldn't be aliens. (BTW, not saying the Parthenon was made by aliens. I believe neither ancient monument was made by aliens. ) Also, wasn't there evidence of ramps at later, similar tombs, specifically Hatshepsut's? Later Pharaohs didn't have the resources to replicate the scale of the Great Pyramids, but they still built more. IDK, I just think that these theories are pretty dismissive of the quality of ancient art, especially that of nonwhite cultures.
Stonehenge which is in England is thought of as created by aliens. It's not about people of color. The reason that Greek architecture was never thought of as created by aliens is that there was evidence of their mathematical abilities from their writings, many of which have been well preserved.
Well said Brenna :)
@@ji3072 Yes.These people can see racism in everything.
exactly!! thanks for putting this here so i didn't have to go on the same rant (i would probably do it much less eloquently). i don't know why people are so baffled by the idea that nonwhite ancient civilizations had creativity and intelligence. i mean, islamic scholars not only accurately diagrammed our solar system but calculated the circumference of the earth centuries before europeans even started thinking about the cosmos scientifically. i'm not surprised at all that the dogon tribe was able to do the same thing and took it further (the islamic empire was doing way more stuff than just astronomy at the time). and yes the greeks had more documentation, and thats just because thats what the greeks valued. most of african history was recorded through art and oral tradition, which is why we don't have written documentation. it's just a cultural difference! (research lukasa boards as a good example of other ways history was preserved in the area) and the egyptian architects were geniuses, and very careful planning was put into the great pyramids by incredibly intelligent people who had been practicing the art form for centuries beforehand. with the amount of resources the ancient egyptians had at the time, along with their advanced mathematic capability and knowledge of the cosmos, its totally probable for them to have built the great pyramids on their own.
@@anyal62 I'm always baffled when ignorant morons claim that these accusations of alien help are simply because of racism. It's like, don't comment if you have literally no idea what you are talking about and are only commenting to spread misinformation and division.
It has literally nothing to do with them being non-white, which you would know if you did any research at all before sowing division.
Ancient Egyptians: We finally made something great. I hope this hard work will be remembered!
Conspiracy theorists: iT WaS aLiEnZ!!
Toasty Dinosaur wow that makes me sad
Me: is that aliens mating?
Wait for it, ALIEN'S
Wasnt the Egyptians but yes I see what your saying, whoever built them would probably be pissed to see people think aliens built it and that they possibly couldnt of done it themselves.
Toast!
You know another reason why the Sirius B theory doesn’t work is because according to them, the aliens claim to be from there but Sirius B is completely uninhabitable for life.
I love the episodes where they talk about aliens because Shane believes in aliens but him and Ryan still disagree because they have fundamentally different logical reasoning skills.
guess you could say the aliens aren't around "nommo"
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I just snorted
nice
Why it is so difficult to accept that ancient Egyptians were intelligent?
Racism.
WastedScoundrel please tell me ur joking 🤣
@@chris-kh7yr No.
WastedScoundrel if it’s racism why does nobody dispute who built the Pyramids in Mexico? Maybe use your brain a little buddy, before assuming everything relates to racism just to feed ur pessimistic view of society
Pi What he’s saying is that people believe that black people at the time weren’t smart enough to do something that impressive
Started to binge watch this duo a few weeks ago, and I can say they are the perfect duo in the history of RUclips!!!
9:02 Exactly! We give too little credit on how smart and innovative people probably were back then. I entertain the ideas of aliens but I hate when people use the lines "Oh, this looks so advanced for their time. They were probably helped by aliens because they are presumably ignorant."
aliens are totally real but things like the perfect maths of the pyramids is just brilliant people and trial and error. math and science are constantly being forgotten and rediscovered again and again. if the library of alexandria hadn't burned, im sure there'd be some answers in there. that being said im still addicted to this series.
I think aliens are just us humans from the future going back in time. Our planet is being destroyed day by day and the climate is changing drastically, so future humans will look very different from us in the present and might even move to another planet. But I do agree with you that the construction of pyramids was done by brilliantly itelligent people from the past and not extraterrestrial beings
Olivia M. I agree 100% .. but you're right, this series is still cool as hell ✨
I'm so with you in this one ✊️ it itches my brain every time people forget how much time and slave force this societies had. And I'm with Shane saying it's disrespectful, it's all based on assumptions about how science it's somehow discovered in modern European times 👎
Penélope Cifuentes Yeah, like they forgot that ancient civillisations have people like Phytagoras, Archimedes, Ptolemy, Euchlid, the various Chinese scientists, etc. (fuck Aristotle tho, that guy sucks). Also it's like they forgot Library of Alexandria existed. Imagine if we still have all of those lost knowledge.
YESSSSSSS
Buzzfeed unsolved needs its own channel. The only good series on buzzfeed are ladylike, try guys and unsolved. Ladylike has it's own channel so why shouldn't unsolved and try guys have their own?
Edit: Worth it is awesome too.
Ladylike defected off buzzfeed.
prolly because this and try guys are all male and lady like is all women😒
Mackenzie Fuerth Sounds like buzzword to me
because then no one would watch buzzfeed
Lol Exactly Emilia. I only watch the Unsolved series, and the "worth it" series on buzzfeed.
I love watching Shane in pain when they do alien episodes.
The Dogon could have been in contact with a neighbouring civilisation with astronomical knowledge and learned it through cultural osmosis. Timbuktu had a lot of learned men so perhaps from there.
what if aliens are humans in the future time traveling
I always thought of this
Dude... I thought I was the only one who believed that....
going back in time is not possible, but going forward is theoretically possible
@@abd6169 you're raining all over our parade :(
@BUFFALO BACKSIDE Mathematically one can go backwards or forwards in the three spatial dimensions. But time doesn’t share this multi-directional freedom.
in this four-dimensional space-time, you’re only able to move forward in time,
Do a buzzfeed unsolved about the Bermuda Triangle
Bermuda Triangle was already solved.
CloieMGarcia what??a buzzfeed unsolved episode on the Bermuda Triangle?
No, it was specifically solved by scientist's. Bermuda Triangle was like a magnetic field, causing the airplanes(etc.) to sink
CloieMGarcia yea but it would still be cool if they did a video on it
what?
The Egyptians built the pyramids themselves. Humans can be very industrious. Aliens were not involved.
This is my least favourite episode because it just feels like they're discrediting and disrespecting mankind's past achievements by saying "it was aliens"
The Egyptians used creative mode and world edit
This is the best comment I have ever seen.
Maybe God accidentally activated creative mode and when the Egyptians built it be turned it into surviving mode
It's a fact
*sips a mug of coffee*
_tableArmy_ this is one of the best comment I have ever seen
Great fucking comment
Report the Egyptians to Admin!
Ryan, this is just me correcting you. Im an indigenous Australian, those paintings are from my ancestors, and it may be easy for a person to interpret them the way you have, they are actually cultural paintings, these paintings are all over the country, all across the country, you and Shane should come to our most famous land mark: Uluru, to see how lovely they are.
My elders still paint like this, they are not aliens, to me, these paintings instead look like a ceremony painting, as my people had hundred of languages across the country, they did not write and instead recorded things through art.
Not being rude, just letting you know xx
Dropping facts is never rude, I'm sorry you guys have been erased like this
Thank you for addressing the facts nicely! I do think that their are other life forms but probably not the ones we see in movies because we invented them.
I don’t think he believes this, he’s relaying conspiracy theories that suggest alien interference. They agree several times that these are not true at all
Not indigenous but studied many Aboriginal artworks at school and learned many of the stories attached. The Mimis for instance are very tall and skinny w long arms and legs. I’m sure someone who doesn’t know what they are could think they are depictions of aliens but they are definitely not. Aboriginal art and culture has been so erased hardly anyone knows though. I’m so sorry for my ancestors mistakes and our modern leaders continually erasing what little has been left behind.
@@alexia3552 as an Australian tysm
A)The fact is, these are all theories. There isn't a way to go back in time to talk with the person who made these drawings and ask them if these are real drawings of real life events or if they were just fictional ideas. There are no facts that make the argument to prove alien presence consistent or valid. The evidence of paintings of "spacemen leading natives in a line", or a mayan carving with a "spaceship in it", or hieroglyphs from the Temple of Setii appearing to depict hovering spacecrafts and modern day machinery would have to be true to make this a valid argument, but due to the lack of truthfulness and ability to prove the artwork true, it can't be verified.
B) When we take into account the cave drawings of these, "aliens" or "space men", I started to think about one idea. In todays modern world, we have all of these books and movies about fictional characters and things and that can also translate to drawings of these fictional characters and things. If our civilization were to go extinct and a new civilization far off in the future were to find leftover items from our time, they could possibly find these books or movies or drawings of all these fictional things we talked about in our world today. What if that is what we are doing now and we are looking at drawings of fictional beings that these ancient people thought of and they aren't aliens. If we look at these two assumptions of 1. they are drawings of aliens from outer space or 2. they could be fictional beings from the thoughts of ancient people, of the two it might be easier to believe it could be fictional drawings.
It's like people forget that when there's a will there's a way. I'm just assuming that they had to be resourceful more than even we have ever had to.
Well actually Egypt was one of the most mathematically and scientifically advanced civilizations so I’m sure they would have known what a right angle is
Edit: Guys please avoid saying anything racist in my reply section!
Thank you! As an egyptian kinda offended when ppl say that it was "IMPOSSIBLE" to do it ancient egyptians were very good at many fields math,medical,astrology.....etc.
It’s not as simple as a right angle... the degrees to which it is off by is incredibly small. All 4 sides have a uncertainty of 4 millimeters from each. So what they made was a perfectly square building that had corners that point nearly perfectly in the cardinal directions. As well doing this as many times as there are layers throughout the pyramid. Experiment go out and grab a bunch of granite which is extremely tough to shape and then build a perfectly square or he’ll try even one square. If you can’t find granite see how hard it is for you to simply draw a perfect square. Then after you do that just go out and grab a bunch of people that don’t know what there are doing and command them to draw a perfect square when they have no idea what a right angle is, what a square is, straight line is, what anything you are building is.
Fake OG The people weren’t just random idiots trying to build something. They were directed by some of the best architects in the world. And just out of curiosity, do you think that aliens came to earth?
@@cmk9089 - They built canals and many many many other structures. Not surprising. If there were no other structures but these three pyramids maybe you have ground to stand on but you don't. If the aliens lived with them for hundreds of years there would be much much more.
@@cmk9089 So you're saying that the same astronomers who studied stars like the star of Bethlehem didn't know what a straight line is.
*so, the aliens show up, show them pictures of helicopters and fly away*
LMAO
Fury Xtreme what is this a diagram of?
Some smart/nerd Egyptian: People are gonna praise me soo hard for my work and mathematic knowledge.
People in 2017: It was the green blobs we don't know even exist!
There's a mundane explanation for the spaceship and helicopter looking Egyptian hieroglyphs - Egyptians used to cover hieroglyphs with plaster and re-carve over them to edit them in some instances. I'm pretty sure in this case it was replacing the name of one pharaoh with another. Since they were big on the whole "immortality through remembrance" thing, defacing or covering up past / controversial pharaohs was a way to invalidate them and legitimize their successors. Eventually the plaster would erode away and reveal two sets of hieroglyphs overlapping on top of each other. It's just a coincidence that one symbol overlapping another looks like a helicopter. Also I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that the reason the measurements coincide with pi was due to using wheels as measuring devices.
They should do Jack the Ripper
That's not really supernatural though. They're currently going through a series of supernatural cases, but I hope that they do Jack the Ripper in the unsolved cases :3
willtomarch2626
Jack the Ripper isn't supernatural.....
He was an actual serial killer that was never caught.
Undertaker 101 You know they have BuzzFeed unsolved which is not about supernatural occurrences
Yeah but on the true crime series
willtomarch2626 ikr I requested and nothing happened
Alien: Hey heres how a helicopter looks like
Acient human: A what?
Alien: Ight imma head out
Thank you Keanu, very educational
*WHEEZE*
Ancient Human: that would look lovely on my wall
When I’m feeling down.. I watch these 2 and it really helps. Thanks
"Well I have drawn, now it has to be real". That one point was enough for me to convince that our ancestors were jobless and started drawing stuffs
i agree with shane - people suggesting that the ancient egyptians or the people of tiwanaku couldn't possibly be smart enough to build those structures is disrespectful.
Really disrespectful. They keep disrespecting my ancestors.
@Emperor Your version of technology and their version of technology were two different things. My ancestors were very advanced when it came to health and wealth. In the African mystery schools, they taught all sorts of different techniques to activate dormant abilities. Our ancestors were much more advanced than we are which is why they built great monuments your dirty scientist still can't figure out. And how smart our we? All I see from modern society is a whole bunch of pollution and a group of people to greedy and dumb to sustain themselves on one planet. Kemet (Egpyt) was an empire that lasted thousands of years with no pollution. America is only a few hundred years old and we've polluted the planet so much, people are wearing masks because the air is so dirty. I don't see much intelligence in modern society. So I don't care what your history books tell you. There's a caucasian version of history and there is an indigenous, autochthonous American version and I know my ancestors won't lie to me. Dirty caucasians will that's for sure.
We can't even build them today so how the hell was they going to do it back then that's why it's the 7th wonder of the world hello why are people so willing to accept that these ancient civilizations built and lifted things that we can't even live for bill today
@Emperor well back then there weren't weebs so I think it might be possible?!Nah jk.Math is math, 5000 years ago,100 years from now it would still be math,nothing is gonna change aside from new theory's.
most of our technology is a result of industrialisation though. I feel like we should all keep that in mind. I mean of course these ancient people had their fair share of discoveries made and they were of course intelligent you know, since they were able to adapt to their environment and discover new tools. And you know how science is always evolving ,meaning that in order for us to be an advanced society we had to take from them their knowledge and of course take off from there.because nothing comes from nothing. With that said,I feel like we should respect them because their initial discoveries are the foundation for our knowledge
*Ancient Egyptians build giant pyramids that are now world wonders*
Aliens: *steals credit*
true
aliens:
cReDiT tO bUiLdErS
can we appreciate the fact that bo burnham was in this episode
The ancient work was so much smarter than people give them credit for!
Why isn't there a Buzzfeed Black for creepy stuff like this
HeyItsE racist LMFAO
Styonrythe Bruh.😂
Styonrythe fine! then buzzfeed dark
HeyItsE why it gotta be black?????
(jk)
it's only racist when idiots like you see it as racist. smh
Investigate the Bermuda Triangle guys!!
Aa Gg Yes, please!
Aa Gg yessss 🙌
Aa Gg HELL YE
that's already been solved though. there's high methane in that area that changes the density of the water and messes with electromagnetic systems causing planes to crash and boats to sink.
Ag Ga. The already did that
“Art is not prof” so true tho. This is always my argument
Omg I was at that part as I read your comment
However many details that are conceived true when it comes to ancient civilizations are based on art. So not entirely correct.
Carl Sagan: Burgers and Tacos are the only thing you can eat now it's healthy
Ryan: but there's no evidence to back that up
Shane: 5:51
i love how these are weekly now. they give me a reason to not throw myself into traffic
eloisus christ O.O Um..honey, are you okay? Do you want to talk?
eloisus christ 😂 ohhh thanx,that's s good 1!
eloisus christ me too honey x
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"a suspicious knowledge of mathematics" lmao I'm going to use that. I didn't pass maths because I didn't want anyone to think I had a "suspicious knowledge of mathematics"
I am not going to blame Ryan, I mean he is just presenting facts plus anyone can believe whatever they want, but I am totally on Shane's side on this. I mean, can't we give ourselves some credit? Can't we give our ancestors a little credit? They were people who discovered and invented so many things... Isn't it possible that some of them were intellectuals and were able to do things we can't even think of?
The glyph in the temple of Seti I was the result of one of the later occupants writing his name over the name already there, which resulted in the helicopter and space ship looking glyphs
Next unsolved mystery I want to see is why my ice cream that has my NAME ON IT keeps disappearing from the freezer
Its a ggg ghost
(slurp) Sheesh I wonder who coulda done such a thing!
Ju it was the other guy *runs away*
Check Skywatch Station, Bay Zero...I bet Henry Bendix has a thing for you.
Thanos did it
“They haven’t been back since”
...how do you know they left?
What if they live amongs us?
Yeah I'm an alien
There are old books and stone tablets
Yeah we all came on 911 because y’all were all distracted while we came
Aliens: am i a joke to you?
Shane’s unrelenting skepticism made this show so fun...
One of my favorite quotes of all time: “just because white people couldn’t do it doesn’t mean that it was aliens”