Halo: Combat Evolved is a Fustercluck
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- Man it's so sad that Microsoft, the trillion dollar company can't release a ten year old game in a working state. This is the same message included with the Reach fustercluck but hey, there ya go. Fix your peer to peer.
Anyway, we went insane during this recording. Never again.
Here's the guy who can cry like a baby: / zoranthebear
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Something I never noticed before. In the cutscene with Keys and the Flood, you see that he RELOADS his pistol before he starts shooting. Why? He says right at the beginning that he never keeps his pistol loaded.
"I don't keep it loaded son; you'll have to find ammo as you go."
Thanks for the reminder about that detail :D
He doesn't keep *his* pistol loaded, but he already gave that one to the Chief. You'd think he would at least load *other* pistols.
ShadoSnake even though that detail was added in the anniversary version by 343 not Bungie?
@@cromwellington441 watching through the original it's impossible to tell because the difference is in camera angles, from what I know from the rest of the cutscenes no actual animation was changed, and the reload sound is so faint, it's 90% in the original out of frame. The original is very shaky and unfocused while the new version was wider and focused in on the marine pointing and the reload while the original moves spastically from facing the right side to go left and catch the last bit of the point, missing the frames where keys' reload would be.
@@cromwellington441
In the original cutscene you can hear the pistol reload sound.
The fact that Master Chief's best friend was named Sam makes this entire video so much more amazing and hilarious, as a Halo nerd.
I was about to point this out as well
No she was named Linda.
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@@einsteincat5298 I'm talking about the Easter egg.
Well yes Linda was on the ship but she was still in cryo because of major plasma burns and was only taken out of cryo after the battle of installation 04.
“White Sergeant Johnson”
Ouch, I have a name, c’mon
That's gotta burn more than a fully charged plasma pistol shot to the nuts.
Hey I remember you
Yeah, that racism
*theme music starts*
Everyone: WARRT WARRT WARRRT!!!
Wort, WORT WORT WORT!
gerbenvanessen aaaawubadugh!
Itswort not wart
best part is thats just sergeant johnson in reverse
wort wort wort WOOOOOORT
"Did we just get fragged by the Marines?"
Ah Rimmy, welcome to Vietnam!
Some folks are born. Made to raise the flag!
This is just carry over from his 40K Fusterclucks when he's roll playing as a Commissar
@@isaachinds3736 _Ooooh the Red, White and Blue!_
And when the band plays "Hail to the chief"
@@TheSovietChicken They point the cannon at you (oh lord)
Credit to the fact the text changes font when you’re swapping between classic and anniversary graphics
Rimmy: Wheres the official working servers for this game?
Mircrosoft: *In the hole.*
I see your a walrus of culture as well
The gamer hole?
First the hole, then the orbs, now the flood...
@@Nomadith you forgot "The Spoon"
That was a phenomenal reference ngl
15:37 Keyes was literally shooting at nothing in both cutscenes.
He wanted to feel included
Those are commanding shots, good sir.
Crossover moment when Rimmy is talking shit about Zoran the Bear while playing Halo: Combat Evolved.
Oh yeah. That was a real wolfin' time.
At least there was no mention of wolf tits.
What?
Stealthyhunter 4th degree interdimensional warp fuckery
@@54lolman Have you no *wulves?*
Fun fact if johnson dies at the first place you meet marines he'll actually end up showing up at one of the other ones instead
Johnson's a perpetual! (Well, until he gets fukt by the lightbulb, but still!)
also, during the second mission where you rescue Keyes, Foe Hammer has many chances to send you reinforcements (even when you're on the ship atleast if you're in the cargo bay that you use to leave the mission later)
and every time you get reinforcement?
you get SGT. Johnson alongside them
Johnson died every possible chance he got because I decided exploding grunts and 2x explosions were brilliant choices to have enabled together
Another fun fact if Johnson gets in your warthog he will also spawn with another group of marines and you can get 2 Johnsons in your warthog.
I honestly believe that there is a SGT Johnson cloning chamber on the Pillar of Autumn. You have to use mods but in the opening cutscene with the Marines Johnson can be seen 4 times, not including the one giving the speech about Hula Hoops. He's driving 2 Warthogs and i think sitting on/next to the tanks. Maybe the Johnson from 2 and 3 are the original. :s
Zoran: pay me like 50 bucks and I’ll do a baby laugh anyway.
Rimmy: Do it and I’ll ban you.
Zoran: *gets paid 50 bucks, does it anyway*
Rimmy: *Pikachu face*
the fact that TTS made a cameo in this vid is amazing
I'm not sure if rimmy actually hates it or what, because that'd be a shame since I really like the series.
Yes it's extremely energetic and on some kind of LSD but that makes it suprisingly even more fun.
@@gentleshark972 Nah it's just him making fun of Zoran since he does some of the voices, 100%
WHEN
Nvm
It is him just making fun of zoran cause he has comments on a bunch of the episodes
Actually the halo anniversary 'original' graphics are a shadow of what it was on the original xbox. This is because Gearbox, who ported the game to PC, completely shafted many of the game's graphical properties, like the energy shields, water, fog, etc, due to fucked up shaders. Then, when it came time to make Halo Anniversary, 343 used the PC port as the base, instead of the Xbox port. Why would they do this you ask? Why, because the PC port had online multiplayer ready to go. So the reason Keyes looks like shit in the 'original' graphics, the jackal shields don't change color when shot at, and various other fuckups, is simply because 343 didn't want to go through the effort of making an online multiplayer compatible Xbox CE.
To their credit, they are aware and are working on un-fucking the shaders, have been for a while.
@@void8617 This is something that should have been done *before* release
@@alecciarosewater7438 I cannot say you are wrong. Still though, for what was originally a gimmick, and a broken as shit one, too, they have done a lot of work.
It's not that bad, only really noticeable with a few of the textures. Notice that none of the casual players noticed until that video came out?
I knew something was fucky, but I only on 5:17 looked at these flat, wromg walls and realised, - this is just wrong.
Oh god, that groundhog's day checkpoint just brought up memories I thought I had long since lost forever. My buddy and I had one of the warthog constantly going over a cliff until we finally gave up and restarted the mission.
I had that in Reach with my brother driving us off a cliff on the 4th mission next to a refinery. Was not a good day.
reminds me of the more recent rvb episodes.
You mean you repressed them
For me it was Halo 3 where my friend was stuck in a endless loop respawning over a cliff's edge.
You could of made a mountain with the number of arbiter corpses
I managed to wedge the Warthog in the doorway that the Covenant close as you approach in The Silent Cartographer. It actually kept them from closing it, but the 'hog got stuck and when I got out Chief was blocked in between the doorway, wall, and read wheel. Checkpoint... Done.
5:56 “Not just the pizza men, but the pizza women and children too”
It always bothered me that in the anniversary version Captain Keyes wears his dress whites captain uniform in the flood level. But in the original version he's obviously wearing fatigues.
I know it stupid.
yes its silly, guess Covenant like to ensure their officer POW dress in style
Zeus: "And Sisyphas, for your sins you shall roll a rock uphill for all eternity, an each time you near the top it shall roll down and thou must start over, crushing your spirit for all time!"
8:00 *Rimmy and one of his idiot friends willingly kill themselves again and again forever so not to lose the literal first weapon you get in the game*
Zeus: "Wait.... what?"
you underestimate the power of the pistol
Sam used requiem on rimmy
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Sam: You will never reach the truth.
5:36 This is totally how we meet couriers in Russia, yes.
Да, товарищ. Дont't forgwt about giving them tips in pure woдка.
@@KOTYAR0 As a tip? Of course.
Don’t you pay in boxes of surplus 7.62?
@@DP-fq7iy Rarely, they are expensive after all.
For 3-4 min I just watched Rimmy get punched in the back of the head and now my day has been made
Also known as a Donkey Punch.
I can’t stop laughing as time is reset to the point where he’s punched in the head
I like the added touch of the text switching inbetween 4:3 and 16:9 as well. That was nice
Actually it's between Rockwell and Roboto Slab but close enough
@@RimmyDownunder I mean I could have written that but then I'd have given away my hidden knowledge of fonts.
"The Library was the worst experience I've ever had in a Halo game."
-Someone who forgot about The Librarian cutscene in Halo 4, and the sumo fight in Halo 5.
And Cortana in Halo 3. Fuck that level.
Think he meant gameplay-wise not story or cutscene wise,
@@TheCooldog halo 4 and 5 are bad explicitly for the reason of pulling you out of the gameplay, and it's only made worse by the fanfiction quality provided by 343's writing team
@@Gogglesofkrome I agree with 5, but I will always say that 4s story is great
@@Mobysimo I was talking about the librarian and the spartan sumo wrestling cutscenes explicitly. If we're talking about 4 in general, I think that its fine, but also that it's overrated since it's probably the only 'not terrible game' made by 343 in the past decade; it stands up alright as its own game but it will never surpass the original trilogy
14:15 In all fairness, they went down there thinking it was a Covenant supply Cache and the Flood were already outside
11:12 actually never scared me as a kid. But as an adult, it really helps set the tone for the rest of the mission.
Rimmy: Shows toy guns.
Me: Laughs in American.
Also what is a gel blaster, is it like airsoft?
American Renaissance pretty much but due to gun laws we couldn’t even get Airsoft so we have gelblasters where they fire little balls of gels
It looked to be a Midway point between paintball and airsoft when I googled it
Not really, they fire little balls of gel. I think airsoft is actually banned in Australia.
It is literally same as airsoft, except slightly weaker and fires a BB filled with gell, so it's basically paintball but with 6mm balls. Australia government, to this day, has been unable to respond *why* airsfot specifically is banned,
No, really. It's not that they refuse, they literally can not give you a reason. All they can respond is "well it is"
this makes me worried for Rimmy cause you know how much of a shitfest RUclips can pull
Rimmy: *Excited about his not-AK*
Meanwhile in America:
I'm french and even I smirked a bit.
*laughs in L1a1s for miles*
As an aussie, If someone see's him with that the cops will arrive very fast lol
@@lefr33man ....how are the gun laws in baguetteland? I literally just placed an order for a Chinese SKS over here in Hamburger Country, so when I saw this... on the one hand I really didn't want to be mean, but on the other....
@@turbowolf302 they are pretty run of the mill for a noguns leftist country (shooting licence, shooting range membership, etc), but the way they are implemented is pretty fucking retarded. but I can buy a PTRS-41 if I manage to find one, so that's nice I guess.
Laughs in BRRRRRRT!
I was there to advise Rimmy in his fight against the hunters, I was there when he didn't believed me, and I was there to remember to there to say: "I was there".
3:45 not my fault, someone put a wall in the way
"that was the worst throw. ever. Of all time."
3:33 Rimmy is by far the most American Aussie I've ever seen
we need to liberate him
Echo Delta
We must invade Australia and free them from the CCP’s tyrannical influence.
Fun fact, Rimmy! The Pillar of Autumn in CE is by all technicalities her own subclass of ship at this point in Halo's lore. She was refitted with a MAC system that, if I remember correctly, allowed her to fire MAC-slugs at a much higher rate than most other contemporary MODERN vessels, and had an improved power system. The Autumn is a refit Halcyon, which on it's own is an under-manned, undergunned but OVER-armored cruiser, but with the right refitting... It becomes a ship worthy of the name Halcyon.
I'm working off my memory from this so I might actually be wrong w/ some things, but, mmm. I love me the Autumn and the Halcyon classes in general.
Excuse me as I go full halo nerd mode:
Yes, the Pillar of Autumn has a bunch of refits done by Dr. Halsey, since it was being used for the Spartan’s mission of capturing a Prophet/finding the Covenant home world.
The MAC gun was modified to use a lighter shell that splintered on impact, and had booster capacitors and energy recyclers on the length of the gun that allowed it to fire 3 shots in one charge.
The engines were a new technology being tested, the engines lacked coolant, as it “used a slurry of ions, chilled to near absolute zero” to cool the engines, along with having 2 smaller engines to increase speed by 300%, outrunning any other ship in the fleet
Her durability was the result of a design by a company over Mars that was later dropped, but the various reinforcements in the hull made it so the ship could still function after loss of 90% of its armor, and breaches to all compartments
Finally, the ship had a massive supply of Archer missile pods, rivaling any ship in the fleet.
The Pillar of Autumn was armed to the teeth, due to the highly dangerous, nearly downright suicidal, mission it was going to embark on before Reach fell, so it needed all the advantages it could get
@@austinmiller1097 Ahah, this is great!
I, myself, didn't know a few of these things, mostly the engine stuff. As for the 90%- I thought that was a trait of the Halcyon-class, thanks to their honeycomb scheme!
That One Lass that is indeed the case, I realize that the way I phrased it made it seem as if I was saying that the honeycombed structure was a reform of Halsey’s, instead of a feature of the Halcyons, which wasn’t what I meant, so you are correct, apologies for the confusion.
As a master of grunts I am disappointed my fellow grunts were so ineffective in defeating two spartans that were fully armed truly a sad day...
Ah so you knew yap yap as well?
Do Cursed Halo. Thats a FusterCluck
14:48 I do like the little detail in the original halo CE where Keys is wearing a combat outfit instead of his officers uniform like he wears in anniversary, it's a lot more realistic
Zoran: Hey, where's Sam?
Rimmy: In the hole.
*BASS DRONE INTENSIFIES*
8:50
This is... *Requiem*
If this was reddit, I'd give you gold.
Yare yare daza
14:16
To be fair to Keyes, the Flood pretty much already escaed by this point. The dead elite and destroyed container we see earlier in the level showcase the cat was out of the bag by the time the UNSC showed up.
"Covenant tried pretty hard to lock it down"
Normal human marine opens it in a few seconds.
Emphasis on the "tried" part.
Cortana: yank me
Me: k great voice line
And in the anniversary ending Johnson touches the elites butt and it reacts
The "white Johnson" is Master Sergeant Marcus Stacker.
I thought he was a gunnery sergeant?
Stacker is my boy.
@@retard6665 Halo CE, I think he was a Staff Sergeant. As of Halo 4, I believe he's a Sergeant Major.
I would have been your daddy but the dog beat me over the fence.
@@retard6665 Buck is a Gunnery Sergeant.
Rimmy is friends with leman russ? So does that mean we can expect a smooth talking warp hunter or stuff like that in tts? If magnus turns australian in the warp i can only imagine what would happen to an australian.
Did you not see the one with the crocalids?
@@FARBerserker please explain
@@jonniezodiac ruclips.net/video/Nl_wgIIopCg/видео.html
@@FARBerserker exactly, i saw the one with the crotalids where magnus turns australian, so now i want to know what happens if an actual australian goes into the warp. Would he sound normal again (read: non-australian) or would he become the mega aussie?
Aussies become Sly Marbo. The reason the warp still exists is because all the Slys are too busy fighting each other to kill the Chaos gods
Rimmi: *showing his airsoft ak with a funny Orange thing*
Me: *hugging my actual AK (and not being american) and remembering funny times when I played airsoft*
Ганс Пайпер airsoft is actually illegal in Australia. That's a gel blaster which fires a gel ball at a low velocity which is currently illegal in one state.
@@firestorm165 WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? Holy shit. Sometimes i think that living in Russia is okay after that
@@firestorm165 damn, I hate antigun people. Hippie pussies
Ганс Пайпер mate don't get me started. The second highest classification we've got is "E" which includes machine guns and grenade launchers, our highest is "prohibited" where swords and airsoft live. Just to reiterate: it is easier to legally get a hold of a machine gun than a pointy metal stick
@@firestorm165 o_O
okay than :D Sry, did not mean to offend you :D
I just used to the fact, that there are a lot of leftist antigun governments right now.
Btw, I've heard, thah Kingdom Come is banned is Australia. Is that true?
7:24 Rimmy proceeds to one shot hunters with the magnum, holy shit I never knew about that!
Yeah, it was nerfed in the later games for a reason. Well, that and because you could snipe other players in MP pretty easily. IIRC it was 3-ish shots total.
Lorewise, the 'Magnum' was pretty much a bolt pistol. HE large-bore rounds with light armour penetration capabilities.
@@sathra4036 "The M6 Magnum is either the world's largest pistol or the world's smallest rifle." -Some UNSC Officer who's name I can't remember.
That's not the pistol's power, it's just that the exposed Lek'golo were considered headshot points. The sniper can do the same.
16:27 average Library experience
Basically lol
Rimmy: SAM PLEASE!
Sam: One more time!
You know, I wouldn't mind see someone create a mod where the TTS gang dub over all the lines with their own voices and accents.
Imagine Masterchief's normal voice replaced with Zoran's baby voice
Me and my friend finished HALO 1,2,3,4 on hardest difficulty, and I can say: the "copy paste" levels are a pain. On the best perspective, they lack creativity on level design. But gunplay in HALO 1 is Very good, and some levels were great. It was worth It.
Me and my friend are playing through atm
Omg CE is pain compared to reach ngl
>Be american
>Hear rimmy going on about his air-soft AK
>look over to my real AK
>nationalanthemstartsplaying.mp4
God I love being free
It's not even airsoft, because airsoft is banned in Australia too. He has a gel blaster AK, which is like airsoft, but the pellets are made of a weak gel, so they have a higher chance to break apart in the gun and make it malfunction.
I used to own a pre-ban AK (so automatic select fire) that I hunted with. Why? Coydog packs.
You Dare to have Commie Made Trash instead of American Forged AR-15 Goodness!?
@@cnlbenmc direct impingement is like shitting where you eat.
Also DARPA is looking into new intermediate rounds and platforms, in the 6-8mm range with and without projectiles embedded deeper into the casing. AR platforms (like the M4, M16, M416) etc don't have the range, accuracy, and armor penetration of the 30 caliber cartridges used by AK pattern rifles (AKM family, SVD family, AK family)
cnlbenmc
I’ll keep my Finnish range queen and there’s nothing you bubbas can do about it!
7:31 Nay ! It was heresy !
It is painful watching someone unload full clips of AR ammo into a gold elite when there are tonnes of perfectly functional plasma pistols on the floor.
I'm glad that he puts the streams up on the second channel, I'm always sleeping when he streams
Fun fact that I learned when I completed the mcc about the flood they get a "head" hit box in 2&3 which is why if you keep the covenant carbine in the arbiter's mission you can use that and a plasma rifle/sword whatever and just cheese the entire level
The infection form embedded in their chest cavity counts as a weakness in CE too. Magnum can 1-2 shot it on Legendary. It's always consistently been like that throughout the series.
@@eazyv2069 I didn't know that, now I do, also I went through the flood levels with the shotgun and battle rifle the first time after I got the game.
Love the fact there’s a “The Hole” reference in this
2:42 realized the same thing :/
i like that you left the flood cutscene part
2:07 Keep you finger off the trigger unless your ready to fire. First rule of fire arm safety.
Yes yes i know its a gel blaster but still
anyone: thank you
Rimmy: Thwacks head with but of pistol
i love how gently he says “u okay?” to the flood guy
At 0:30, Rimmy comments on the Pillar of Autumn killing 4 Covenant ships, when usually the UNSC wins in cases of 3-1 in their favor, look of the Keyes Loop, and the actual events, Keyes is an amazing astronavigator, as he did it with a standard destroyer, not the refitted Autumn, which is more impressive, in my opinion (Yes, I’m aware he only destroyed 3 of the ships, and the carrier could’ve swatted him like a bug, but even still, soloing 3 Covenant ships is still an amazing feat)
those ships were under strict orders to disable and board the pillar of autum for intel reasons
oof, the trigger discipline though is horrendous when rimmy shows his airsoft ak.
0:54 HES READ THE BOOKS :D
I DID TOO AND IM SO HAPPY
ALSO HALO LEGENDS WAS RAD AF
I remember when I played this game way back in 06. Feels good to see it coming back after all this time
I know right? I haven't seen Halo be popular since Halo 3 now I can't go a week without seeing a new halo video on my homepage. It's great.
“Holy shit, he gets his hair back!”😂
17:38 I could not tell who was saying this. This line was so good that I thought a real voice actor jumped into your voice chat, said this, then left.
8:09
Diavolo would like your number
All that work to save a rocket and magnum at THE END OF THE LEVEL. Never gonna get that time back
The single frame at 6:32 where he re-spawned in front of you was quality editing.
4:40 holy crap I always did the same thing, whenever Johnson died in CE I always reverted
How did Rimmy play the original combat evolve and not know hunters were the easiest enemy in the game
I didn't know hunters were the easiest enemies in the game, that get one shot by a pistol, until now XD
You can actually kill those marines that come in to kill you when you kill keys, takes a lot of headshots tho. and when you killed them all, there is more coming, u can sneak in the door where they spawn, the more you know.
3:43
that was the worst throw ever....of all time
Rimmy, do this for all the games when they get ported. Even halo 4
Especially Halo 4
I wanna see him absolutely shit on Halo 4 but at the same time it's better to just stop at Halo 3.
I’m so happy Rimmy knows so much about the lore.
1:51 Imagine not living in America and being unable to actually get a fully functional AK47
The DIE ATF and Rimmy trying to get the closest thing to real guns in Australia makes me legit feel for the fucked Aussie gun laws, and that's coming from someone in California
To be fair the CE Magnum the M6D is chambered in 12.7×40mm M225 SAP-HE (Semi-Armor Piercing, High Explosive) .50 Caliber. So the one shotting of hunters makes sense at least. Also, 343 Guilty Spark is my favorite level in CE. At one point you see Marine and Jackal bodies together, implying that they put their differences aside in the face of a greater threat. Also, the cutscene always freaked me out cuz you see UNEXPECTED HALT WND/INCAP/KIA? Jenkins' suit knew he was wounded and incapacitated but not if he was dead or alive because of the Flood infecting him.
Imagine being a trillion dollar company and not being able to properly port a 19 year old game
Why bother when people are gonna buy it anyway?
The PC division of the MCC team in 343 do not have access to trillions of dollars
@@lockyhocky2 I'm just paraphrasing the description, chief.
11:08 "your mother was adopted
..." why would you say that man 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I played this game when I was three years old, including the flood section. I loved it and still do. Can't wait for infinite.
Hello me from the future
Hello me from the past
Infinite was garbage and you both should've seen it coming
Master Chief is where they got the Deadpool wife scene where she takes off his mask and underneath it there's another mask
Loved the tomska refference :)
I'm now going to have nightmares about all the grunts and tiny flood being Zoran's cherub impersonation.
Suddenly, zoran the bear.
The intro is literally me & my bro every time we play Halo. Smacking each other every time we open a door, every time we say hi, etc... lmao
This video made sure when you die you won't have a Halo above you.
Love it.
17:54 That Tomska hole reference was amazing! 🤣🤣
8:00 for eternal (vibe)check point.
8:10
_this is the power of gold experience requiem_
5:53 Sounds like I need to move to Australia.
I had to scroll too far to find this.
Nobody:
Not a soul:
The quite kid in class: @2:05
the real fustercluck is Rimmy himself
I am both impressed and intimidated by Zoran's vocal cords to be able to do that
RIMMY CLEAN YOUR MAIL BOX IT FILLED UP MINE WITH STALE ***
AND ALIENS
3:32 Rimmy is a big igloo confirmed
I'm sorry rimmy, I have to
ITS AN AKM
If they ever make a Halo live action movie, Samuel L Jackson would HAVE to play Johnson
This is so sad can we hit master chief
I didn't know what TTS until this, was curious.
Rimmy ya made me like a new show indirectly.
10 comments, 96 likes, and 1 view. Pretty normal.
Getting Johnson as my warthog gunner on that second mission was always important to me
Nice toy gun... Too bad Aussies are so Pozzed that you gave up rights to the real thing.
Don't mind me, literally cleaning 3 rifles right now as I watch.
17:51
Wasn't expecting a Tomska referance.