"I will nurse for you." "Only the food is happening." Yes! Breastfeeding is all about getting the baby food and people need to understand that. But you conveyed that message in such a deep and poetic way.
"I will walk behind you in the dark, do not worry" - every villain in horror movies Edit: lul thanks for the likes but why y'all like this comment?! :'D
“Subconsious eating everything” is a mood. Edit: thank you for the likes. (Kinda long thing up ahead) No, I didn't know that someone else had said the same thing before (Yo go like their comment, it's great 🤠👌), so that's why I commented on theis “Beat me to it”. Just to clear things up, sorry.
I agree. I think it’s because breasts have been sexualised heavily so maybe that’s why some people think that it’s not appropriate. Idk the world is a crazy place lol
"I will walk behind you in the DARK" "It looks at the victim!" "They fired me" "Don't worry about it" "Blind dictionary" "You look like me" Dude this is legit just a story about a villain who got fired because they went crazy. The main antagonist is being haunted by the villain, whos lurking in the shadows. The villain is dressed up as the MC (main character) and does crazy things as the MC to confuse him. Blind dictionary being no one can see this villain except from MC. It walks behind him in the dark, because it's tracking his move. It looks at the victim. MC complaining he's being haunted, but no one can see him so they don't believe it. After the MC says he's being haunted, - :(
@@koalaty9271 "Imagine Dragons in general is good" unless you're Toddintheshadows and his fanbase, in which case they aren't. Of course I like them, only song I don't really like is Thunder, but other than that I think they're good too.
I actually stumbled on your music channel a few months back and had been following it. I had no idea you do these Google Translate songs. One of the comments mentioned "fighting the strangers" and that piqued my curiosity. And jow I'm binge watching the songs on this channel!😅
1:54 We hold these truths to be self evident that all men are created equal !! AND WHEN I MEET THOMAS JEFFERSON (uh) IMMA COMPEL TO INCLUDE WOMEN IN THE SEQUEL, WORK !
Look around, Look around At how lucky we are to be alive right now! History is happening in Manhattan and we just happen to be In the greatest city in the world
ahahahhaha so weird 😂😂😂 oh btw Malinda every time I listen to “Hamilton” and there’s the line “by 14” I ALWAYS THINK “he made a great car” damn it 😂😂😂😂😂
Do Google Translate Sings nostalgic theme songs from our childhood tv-shows! Hanna Montana, Fairly odd parents, That's so Raven, Danny Phantom, KIM POSSIBLE!!!!!! PLEASE OMG it would be amazing, and I can live a happy life and die in peace knowing that you made this video happen!!
I was drinking Fanta while watching this. I now have orange liquidy stuff all over the carpet. Perks of being a Malinda fan, eh?! Ok, serious now!! I have been watching you for, like, fffoooorrrreeevvvveeerrrrr, and I have honestly seen you while I was going through thicks and thins, goods and bads, and LOVE just how much creativity you put into each and every one of our vids Keep up the amazing work!!!!!!!
This was translated by my amazing patrons on Patreon :D . If you want to join the fam click hereeee! www.patreon.com/malinda
Google Translate RUclipsrs catchphrases!!!!
Google Translate the Animaniacs theme song
Google Translate World Burn from Mean Girls musical
Google Translate Candy Store from Heathers
Google translate We'll Meet Again as if you were Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls 🌠🌲
*no babies were harmed in the making of this video* OML I CANT 😂😂😂😂
Ahhahah!!!
Hahahhaha
How much likes! Jesus Christ!
Lol
2.3k people and more have seen this comment. And only 4 (well + me would be five so-) commented
"Subconscious eating everything,"
*I feel like my whole life was just described.*
Lol literally same...
True
Mood
Bill Cipher so true
me too
*Direct eye contact* "I will nurse for you"
"Is anyone else uncomfortable yet? 'Cause I am."
She said that and I was holding it together with pffts and chortles.... and as soon as she said that I was dead. 😂
My favorite part: “burgers feel warm in December when jumping boxes” XD I love how seriously you take these lines
December: the only time when box jumping is appropriate!
@@catlover2223 and it’s this month!
@@juliodaguy Box jumping! The best Christmas activity!
"Subconscious eating everything"
"Only the food is happening"
...I need to check my house for hidden cameras now.
*HIDDEN CAMERAS ON!*
Hello, I’m John Quiñonez and this is What Would You Do?
Lo
“Don’t worry bout it”
How did you find out
@@koolkitty108 AHAHA hilarious
The real magic of this whole channel is:
HOW IS SHE ABLE TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE WHILE SINGING THESE LYRICS, ESPECIALLY ONES LIKE GRADUALLY WATERMELON
A lot of takes
GRADUALLY WATERMELON GRADUALLY WATERMELON GRADUALLY WATERMELON-
it’s...
..easy
@@booprito1-535 super easy barely an inconvenience
It's simple
You just have to think about the good times and the dry times
WHAT IS YOUR FAMILY
"Subconscious eating everything (don't worry about it)" is actually me
ikr
me too haha my fav part
Malinda: "At the night in the Kitchen there is no clothes"
RUclips: DEMONETIZED
LolSicle PW 100th like
Ye
1:17 maybe they got fired because their bosses confused them for each other
i love how instead of using a braille dictionary for blind dictionary you gave them sunglasses and a cane it just makes it that much funnier
I mean she said BLIND dictionaries, not for tve blind
She probs thought people didn’t understand
"BLACK EGGS"
You're breeding dragons while breastfeeding Malinda!? Now I actually need motorcycle support, Jeesh! o.o
Flamity 😂🤣
Malinda is Daenerys confirmed.
*dungeon and dragons fandom as entered the chat*
Mrow
That's what khaleesi does. It is known.
Jonas Brothers: “Sucker”
Translator Fails: “Nurse”
Well... babies do suck to get the food with breastfeeding.
Arne E. Thanks for the info. 😅
Man I really like Nurse
0:46 yeah let me just casually stalk this person. Lol this is funny.
Yup . That’s my thing
Yeah nothing wrong will happen
Basically Yandere Simulator.
That's what people do for fun xD
@@korei1181 Yup
*“I will walk behind you in the dark, do not worry”* That got me 😂😂
Big bee-pigeon. New species discovered. Like marmalflurries
XD
I just realized now that "big bee-pigeon" sounds like the name of a jazz band.
-am I insane? Absolutely-
@@koolkitty108 XD
Honey spitting pidgeons who will be after your flowers and bread and stuff
Don't forget hydrologic coconuts.
“Subconscious eating everything.”
My life defined
Don't worry about it.
"I will nurse for you."
"Only the food is happening."
Yes! Breastfeeding is all about getting the baby food and people need to understand that. But you conveyed that message in such a deep and poetic way.
0:45 'Do not worry?'
That's what a serial killer would say.
correct
Dont worry
sus
@@bruhmoment8090 1 Imposter remaining
@@bruhmoment8090 wat
Nobody:
Malinda: *”no babies were harmed in the making of this video”*
"They fired me... Really"
Plot twist:
They fired her for real and she put that secret message into the video
But.... who is 'they'..? :o
I gave you the 69th like
Lmao
who's they
*Walks into room*
Mooooom, Malinda's waving a baby around again
Thundor Fox who is miranda
@@julietteduran1023 The amazing person who sang this
@@violetmcneill4705 That amazing person is named Malinda 😂
@@thorstensyring4756 Wow I am stupid I need more sleep
"You have a fever and dying"
_Coronavirus has entered the chat_
Yep...
"Mortal crown" crown means corona,oh no
"Black eggs" in minecraft those are Bat spawn eggs, oh yes
Let's just take a moment to realize how Melinda could actually be a famous songwriter/singer with that amazing voice
malinda*
She has released some original music already.
Skye Ayres she is
Fun Fact: Melinda is the german name for Isabelle from Animal crossing
No one:
Literally no one:
Not even the ceiling fan:
Me when I'm hungry:
Subconscious eating everything
-not even the ceiling fan-
@@missy1286 not even the ceiling fan
Me too
"We were all in love with them in middle school... and we still are"
😂
@CampBuddy Chick uhhh...
TMI
How is that TMI? I think it's cute
@@ElizabethNicoleSchwartz uh.. ok. Your opinion.
@CampBuddy Chick ok chill, do what ya what.
@CampBuddy Chick wut.
"Have a fever and dying" - Google translate was ahead of its time
This was made in 2019 so COVID would of just started
That's why I said ahead of its time 😉
@@lostschedule51 OHH I just Realised that
Can you do Google Translate Sings Imagine Dragons? Like what you did with Panic! with loads of different songs mashed into one video?
Yessss
Yes!!!!
That would be so funny
Great idea
Lord Voldemort Moldy Voldy? What are you doing here?
This translation is about a single mother who got fired for being pregnant, but will care for her child no matter what.
That's how I interpret it.
And I assume she was fired because of something involving a look-alike.
@@gurvmlkwhat happened
Subconscious eating everything.. why does that sound like me?
Don’t worry bout it
COOKIE 🍪!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey what kind of music do you like?
Me:
*It's complicated*
i listen to... music
"I will walk behind you in the dark, do not worry"
- every villain in horror movies
Edit: lul thanks for the likes but why y'all like this comment?! :'D
Exactly 😂😂😂
Stop complaining about getting likes ugh 😑
Manu Horst cuz it’s stupid that’s why
@@cinderella7001 Dude, chill. I'm not compaining :)
Manu Horst 😑🙄
Nobody:
Kathleen: *I will walk behind you in the dark, dont worry*
Her name is Malinda Kathleen not Kathleen
@@rimaaaa.a she can be called both. It does not matter
@@nlugo31105 yes it does matter, her first name is malinda not Kathleen you can call her malinda or malinda Kathleen but not just Kathleen
I'm not worrying I'm also walking behind you in the dark
“Subconsious eating everything” is a mood.
Edit: thank you for the likes.
(Kinda long thing up ahead)
No, I didn't know that someone else had said the same thing before (Yo go like their comment, it's great 🤠👌), so that's why I commented on theis “Beat me to it”. Just to clear things up, sorry.
we need this merch
OodleDoo "and you look like me."
'kinda long thing up ahead'
1. At first I thought you meant something completely different...
2. HAVE YOU SEEN SOME OF THE COMMENTS??????
I blinked
@@lionkingloverlol
The line “You have a fever and dying” has a different meaning now...
I'm so sorry. You got fired for breastfeeding. Unacceptable. Breastfeeding is normal.
Lewis Galloway SO DAMN TRUE. People should really know breastfeeding is 100% normal.
@@tacticalfall4505 People who don't get that it's natural cannot think. Breast feeding is LITERALLY the reason why women have breasts!
Samir C. Cat exactly!
I agree. I think it’s because breasts have been sexualised heavily so maybe that’s why some people think that it’s not appropriate. Idk the world is a crazy place lol
Totally normal, only the food is happening while nursing, am I right😂
"but only the food is happening"
-mood of 2019
Even more in 2020!
With the title being ‘Sucker’ it could be about making breastfeeding in public more acceptable😂😂😂
Thanks for making me smile❤️❤️
I think u in the wrong vid sis
"I will walk behind you in the DARK"
"It looks at the victim!"
"They fired me"
"Don't worry about it"
"Blind dictionary"
"You look like me"
Dude this is legit just a story about a villain who got fired because they went crazy. The main antagonist is being haunted by the villain, whos lurking in the shadows. The villain is dressed up as the MC (main character) and does crazy things as the MC to confuse him. Blind dictionary being no one can see this villain except from MC.
It walks behind him in the dark, because it's tracking his move.
It looks at the victim. MC complaining he's being haunted, but no one can see him so they don't believe it.
After the MC says he's being haunted, -
:(
You got a typo. It's the protagonist not antagonist. How I remember it is pro is good and anti is against.
When you start a pack of crisps
"Subconscious eating everything"
"I'll follow you into the dark...
It looks at the victims...
You have a fever and dying"
What are you gonna do, Google Translate...?
YOU HAVE TO DO GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN!
Yesss
I love how you change up your actions every time the lyrics repeat, which is a lot in this song, bravo! 🧡🧡🧡
At the start: I pray this involves lollipops somehow....
Later: Oh, baby sucking.....that's actually even better
*call the FBI*
"baby sucking" sounds really morbid I -
@@RobUBlind-ef8bs yes, and that's why the term is breastfeeding bc it doesn't sound creepy
“Only the food is happening”
Me when someone interrupts me while I’m eating
I don't know why but I read the thumbnail as "it's about breakfast now"
Congratulations, your mind is innocent.
Subconscious eating everything.
*GOOGLE TRANSLATE TELLS SCARY STORIESSSS*
_just read this at the Comments sections but please DO IT_
Doesn't matter what kind of day you've had, Malinda and GT will always make you happy
Ya know you focus on the comedy and then you kinda forget about how beautiful her voice is.
1:37
The question isn't why
It's
Did you get that ship you wanted?
Only true fans will understand the reference...
well i ship it
I get it!
Sapph XPR HI FELLOW SPLATOON FAN
LOL
I’m sooooo excited that she chose this one, the Jonas brothers are awesome.
"Where did all the food go?"
"Sorry I was subconscious eating everything"
@Melody_Gacha 2 me tho
I LOVE how the translated versions are just incredibly simplified versions of the song lmfao
"Subconscious eating everything"
Me in public every time.
I miss this channel so much :(
I’m so happy Malinda has grown and been successful but this was my childhood
“I will follow you into the dark”
Me: silently screams
Do not worry
I love that she makes a reference to Death cab for Cutie in that part
YOU HAVE TO DO THE CUP SONG!!! I NEED to know what that is through google translate and I know you will make it funnie and awesome!!! Pleeeeease do it
"Is anyone uncomfortable yet? Cause I am."
Yes. I am very very concerned and uncomfortable right now.
The ‘I will walk behind you in the dark; do not worry’ parts were the best 😂
You should translate 'Believer' by imagine dragons
I'm just wondering what that will end up as...
please do google translate reads a restraunt menu!
Ron is that u?
Bob is that you?
Google translate songs hause of holbien
Amber Lu yes
“I do not think “
That just sums me up!!!
Im very impressed by your ability to make The most ridiculous lyrics actually Sound amazing❤️
Youre extremely talented🥰
Comments:
98% - oMG I cAn rElaTe to tHE eatiNg liNE
2% - Other Stuff
1% - this.
0.5% I can do math
101.5%???
Honestly not as far away from the original as it usually is. At least there was a vague connection to the meaning!
“You have a fever and dying.”
Same 👌
Pls do titanium/ monster/ any imagine dragons pls!!!????
She should do Bad Liar since it's so popular.
Imagine Dragons in general is good... any imagine dragons song... but Ryan is right, the new ones are amazing
I've been asking for Imagine Dragons forever!
We need Imagine Dragons!
@@koalaty9271 "Imagine Dragons in general is good" unless you're Toddintheshadows and his fanbase, in which case they aren't. Of course I like them, only song I don't really like is Thunder, but other than that I think they're good too.
I actually stumbled on your music channel a few months back and had been following it. I had no idea you do these Google Translate songs. One of the comments mentioned "fighting the strangers" and that piqued my curiosity. And jow I'm binge watching the songs on this channel!😅
This was great. Subconscious eating everything.
Seriously though the baby crying sound made my heart drop into my stomach.
The awkward silence after “I will nurse for you” is just… plain hilarious. I love these videos
Google Translate High School Musical medley !
I love the sudden transition into Death Cab around 1:45
Love it so funny -- thanks for another Google translate sings !!
You are so talented, unique, beautiful, and hilarious!
I Love You! ♡
You are the funniest!
Kisses from Brasil 🇧🇷
"subconscious eating everything."
**casually writing it down**
1:44 That was an unexpected Death Cab for Cutie reference
Your videos never fail to make me laugh. Ever. Like now.
Haven't heard a song like this before 😂 great version! It's gonna be stuck in my head for a while now 😂
1:54
We hold these truths to be self evident that all men are created equal !!
AND WHEN I MEET THOMAS JEFFERSON (uh) IMMA COMPEL TO INCLUDE WOMEN IN THE SEQUEL, WORK !
Look around, Look around
At how lucky we are to be alive right now!
History is happening in Manhattan and we just
happen to be
In the greatest city in the world
I've been reading Common Sense by Thomas Payne!
Gotta wonder how the Jonas Brothers will breastfeed a child. I think the kid will starve to death.
Wait ......
#guyscanbreastfeedtoo
@@Lu4455 #nottheycant
@@rainbowsunflower8410 www.scientificamerican.com/article/strange-but-true-males-can-lactate/
I bet you laughed straight after doing the “hehehe” bit
ahahahhaha so weird 😂😂😂
oh btw Malinda every time I listen to “Hamilton” and there’s the line “by 14” I ALWAYS THINK “he made a great car” damn it 😂😂😂😂😂
I love how you pull off the Nick, Kevin and Joe Jonas vocals! It was so good!!!!
This is perfect 😂 always count on Malinda for a great video! ❤️
This is hilarious - I love it - you should be doing some Merch about this song
Do Google Translate Sings nostalgic theme songs from our childhood tv-shows! Hanna Montana, Fairly odd parents, That's so Raven, Danny Phantom, KIM POSSIBLE!!!!!! PLEASE OMG it would be amazing, and I can live a happy life and die in peace knowing that you made this video happen!!
What about spongebob squarepants
"No peace and happiness"
My life so far. This pretty much created my friend group that we decided to call the "Suffering Squad"
Thank you for uploading. Haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
Ahh I was waiting for this!!
1:15...2:17...3:12. ...All my favorite parts. Realizing multiple cuteness. More of you, Always a great idea. Incredibly awesome video.❤❤❤❤
The structure of this song makes me very happy.
I was drinking Fanta while watching this.
I now have orange liquidy stuff all over the carpet.
Perks of being a Malinda fan, eh?!
Ok, serious now!!
I have been watching you for, like, fffoooorrrreeevvvveeerrrrr, and I have honestly seen you while I was going through thicks and thins, goods and bads, and LOVE just how much creativity you put into each and every one of our vids
Keep up the amazing work!!!!!!!
your* not our
"subconscious eating everything" my life in 3 words right there
3:07 no food was harmed during the production of this viedeo
How do you still not have a million subscribers? Your a FRICKIN amazing person! 💖💗💓❤️💘💕💚💙💜❣️💞
"You have a fever and dying, mortal crown"
Corona means crown
1 million subscribers! YOU DESERVE THIS
"I'll walk behind you in the dark"
"You look like me"
Watching this video after I just saw Us last night...
krock 26 oof
THANK U FOR POSTING AGAIN!!!