Google Translate Sings: "I Don't Care" by Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber
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Translator Fails love the video
Its okay! I love the video anyway!!!!
Where? I didn't find any fault
Dw malinda ! We love ur vids, no matter what happens !!
I didn't see anything wrong with it. It was the funny content I came for and the green screen had no fault. You're Gucci. 👌🏼
"Taxis in hell cost 6$ per minute"
This *is* the bad place!
Hahaha yes!
I love that show.
Eleanor: _They're not gonna call a train..._
Eleanor: _because they CAN'T!_
Chidi, Tahani, Jason/Jianyu: *visible confusion*
Eleanor:'cause we're already HERE!
*_THIS is the bad place!_*
Michael: nnnggguaaAAHAHUHAuHAAAUHUGAUAHGUAUhuahuhngggg....
You got your 300th subscriber!
That's why we prefer satan's tractors!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No human contact
Yes, everyone is right
Is such a mood
@FiveRR OverLoad youtube is confusing my dude
Yup 😂😕
Raz Souza it’s my life lol
Question: what about all the sons?
Me every day
Can we please get a t shirt that says "Taxes in hell cost $6 a minute."
It's actually Taxi's (thought it was Taxes too xD)
Hell yess
(You get him HELL YES 😉😉🤣)
mette macey don’t you mean "Satan?"
I want this shirt...
@@koolkitty108 maybe......
“this place exists”
for once, google translate isn’t wrong.
True
It might be wrong, we could all be in your mind?
@@beeryan1986 O___O deeeeeeep
We do live in a society 🤔
*'Because you're still in Prison, I'm sorry'*
_-Malinda 2019_
Possible New Rules continuity? :)
Edit: How am I getting so many likes?
@@Lyoko2516 because it is true *cue illumanati mucis*
0:35 ‘I have a lot of shape and everything’
Me: *flashbacks to gradually watermelon for ten hours*
And she's wearing that shirt
I just realized that lol
What is it with Ed Sheeran and shapes...? I swear that's happened before 😂
He likes shapes
*IT IS PROVEN HE JUST REALLY LIKES GEOMETRY*
*ｓａｔａｎ*
_do you know I love myself?_
@Cutie yumyum just add japanese as a language, type what you want in the characters, then go intot he dropdown menu by auto suggest. In that list, it should say the word you typed as it looks when I typed satan. ｙｅｅｔ
how do you do that font? i know how to do *this one* and _this one_ but not that one
*_i s e v e r y t h i n g i n l i f e r e a l_*
I mean, they say that if we all just loved each other, satan would have nothing to do, so why not start from yourself?
Love your profile pic :D
10 year olds writing stories:
“Can I just call you bob or something?”
@Rebecca Rosenbaum well good for you, all I remember is that I thought bob or billy bob (Joe) were te funniest names ever.
@@blubee2289 what do you think about little Jimmy-John Johnson?
@@aquastartv1895 hm. Never thought of that lol!
Right?
@@blubee2289 what about jeff lol
"I do not like you, you are so beautiful"
Me when I'm hiding a crush
@DanielTheRanterVGCP There's no understanding our good friend Google Translate XD
EmmaLove 14 Me to my ex who I still see at work every day. Lol #damnshesbeautiful #whatiswrongwithme
Same
AJfromMillay lσl хd
AJfromMillay lσl хd
"Everything was destroyed by poverty, and that man in front of me" -
*LOOKS NERVOUSLY OFF SCREEN*
*cough*Trump*cough*
Such deep much wow
Im a girl :/
For some odd reason I lost myself with this comment
Cookie Cracker I was like “me?”
"Taxis in hell cost $6 per-minute"
Such high rates.
Musical Life it’s hell, that’s the point.
but, Satan will take you to the pasta, so there's an upside at least
I’m never taking a taxi in hell with that rate!!!
@@tobykelly8171 So you've already accepted your fate in hell I take it? There's no "if you go" just a I'm not taking the taxi.
vgamesx1 I’m a terrible human being. So yes😂😂😂. I shall remember when I go to hell to never take the taxi.
“I want u to have a child”
*Literally every Indian parent ever*
'Everything was destroyed by poverty'
well to bad.
And thats why overpopulation is going to be a problem
@@bulba3342 ikr 😭 that’s why it already is 😭
And in China/Japan (idk if it's both or just one of them) they would tell you
A. I want you to *DON'T HAVE A SINGLE CHILD*
B. I want you to have *ONE* child
"I DON'T LIKE YOU! you're so beautiful."
*Tsundere mode activated*
tsunderes in a nutshell
Hyperkitten 224 that’s what I was thinking!!
I was about to say that lol
Bipolar
*Its Not Like I Like You starts playing*
"Everything was destroyed by poverty and that man right in front of me"
W-wait... me?
Yes. Get him!
This is what turned out when I translated this comment: "Everything is destroyed by poverty, and men are in front of me"
Wait for me?
no jb
No me
Good thing I'm a girl.
What I pretend : "I'm so happy with other people"
What I think : "No human contact"
Anyone else like this more than the actual song?
Just me? Okay.
I think many people listen to music in foreigh languages just for the melody.
Yeah, I much prefer the translated versions of many songs instead of the originals now
@@clarascats1365 gradually wstermelon for example xD
Anyone who loves BTS is my bias exactly
Just us? Okay.
extrovert: "And I'm so happy with other people" 1:08
introvert: "No human contact" 1:40
narcissists: "But who does not love me" 2:40
Cynics: Yes Yes Yes no.
Catholics: Every single Jesus
Also Catholics: Taxis in hell cost 6$ per minute.
Me: What is your name?
Tsunders: "I do not like you, you are so beautiful"
Oh k
People pleasers: yes, yes, everyone is right, yes.
Poor people:ask yourself if it’s possible to buy a seat
Rich people:everything was destroyed by poverty
Parents:I want you to have a child
"I'm a fish I don't wanna be in." Cool.
Next video: 'I was eaten alive by a fish' (I swear to god no clickbat)
who, me or Malinda? or you?
@@am_small Honestly I don't know
Jonah, is that you?
this is a disgusting fetish
My friend: But who does not love me?
Me: Every Single Jesus
Malinda: "No human contact"
Me in 2020 (and 2021 by the looks of it (edit: and 2022 as well 😑)): "She is way ahead of her time"
Why 1k likes?
lol
Yeah. xD
I'm so happy with other people...ohh
@@lindseycassella3015 Me too!
I was just thinking that XD
When the parody is better then the real song! 😂
Welcome to this channel new comer
That’s a common occurrence here. Have you seen her “No Tears Left to Cry” GTS video?
i see your new to this channel
You're so right. I actually hate the original but this version is just awesome😂
Doesn't mean the original is bad😡
Because you're still in Prison
That's why I hate Monopoly
Im sorry
One round of Monopoly game told me, though, that if you're rich, being in prison is not that troublesome. Basically, just stay there and collect mortgages.
Monopoly breaks up friendships and starts arguements
I was 666th like
@@bailienicholson7678 Vade Retro Satanas
This song is about an extinct human race destroyed by poverty and you are the only one left with the animals, so you have to have a child so we don't go extinct.
but animals are better than people
And we can control the lightning chain
Alessandro too deep
Obviously someone opened a portal to Hell and the chaos that caused made poverty rampant. The realm of Hell and ours mixing gave survivors the power to control lightning but also rendered most people sterile half-fox hybrids. Clearly she is encouraging the last normal humans to breed to prevent total extinction, and had a clone of herself imprisoned as a scapegoat until they can catch the guy who opened the Hell portal (who is in the audience) before he can escape to Hell where cab fare is just too expensive to follow him.
And she got Thor's powers apparently
"no human contact"
OMG IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
google translate knew about the Corona before ANYONE else xD
"Yes, everyone is right, yes." "Me in every argument."
That's so true.
Wang Wang Story of my life
I know right. xD
And so is the life of the median with anxiety.
That's me when I read people arguing in the comments
I gotta say that “taxis in hell cost $6 per minute” is probably the best thing google translate has ever come up with
I like how they are so specific about it, too.
It's hilarious. 😂😂😂
GRADUALLY WATERMELON
Molly Tallmadge is right
NOTHING BEATS THE OUR GRADUALLY WATERMELON!
“No human contact”
My mood everyday.
SAAAAAME
Lmao
Google Translate: “No human contact” “Everything was destroyed by poverty and that man right in front of me” “I’m not prepared” “It is the disease of tension”
2020: *Taking copious notes*
Covid-19 song
3 things science can't explain:
What was before the big bang
The Bermuda triangle
*Google translator*
true
DanielTheRanterVGCP hey at least Google didn't mess up Google
Science: No I can’t explain Ed Sheeran
Me: No one can explain him
The Bermuda Triangle has been explained. It's fiction. Here:
ruclips.net/video/AgMcqNnqatw/видео.html
A documentary by respected RUclipsr Lemmino~
DanielTheRanterVGCP 😂lσl ☚
Taxis in Hell cost $6 a minute, that's about what they cost in NYC, New York City is Hell confirmed.
Oh my gosh, are they really that expensive??
I'm surprised it took you that long to figure it out.
OoO
That means a 30 minute ride would cost 180$ Herbie Husker
Sounds about accurate, but I haven’t tried the pasta in NYC yet. Is it good?
"Apparently this song has satanic messages"
*"SATAN"*
found one
Taxes in hell cost 5$ per minute.
@@danielemoscardini **6**
@@aromanticfranziskavonkarma How could I mess up? Bruh...
but there are so many Jesus
@@jayamilapersson4030 yup🤣🤣
"Taxis in hell cost 6$ per minute!"
Sounds like google translate is trying to promote
Taxis in hell now.. Interesting..
Dont you know google translate has personal links to satan?
No wonder it's hell, 6 dollars per minute? Hell no 😩
If you don't want Satan to take you to the pasta using his tractors, you have the alternative of using the $6 a minute taxis.
Why is GT so obsessed with Satan? And nudity.
Yes she dose seem to end of with no cloths a lot.
Jack Blonigen because I love Malinda and I am a descendant of Zeus also why not
Do not worry about the demon
Thomas Walder I'm not a demon
And also why is Google Translate obsessed with religion?
This song kind of sounds like humanity after the apocalypse...
Ocean Luna or after coronavirus
Konner Struik yeah I didn’t really have that in mind when I made this comment lol. You add some serious depth to the idea.
😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬 sounds like NOW
Yeah tbh
omg i see it now
"I'm not prepared and i have no clothes"
"ask yourself if it's possible to buy a seat"
" i want you to have a child"
"everything was destroyed by poverty... A N D T H A T M A N R I G H T I N F R O N T O F M E (?)"
"we do not want to be dinner"
"Education? it's nice for me to think about it"
"no human contact"
Just some side notes:
"Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh" means "What is your name?", "Yes Yes Yes No" *and* "Beyond the gulf of Persia"
*What a powerful language...*
Yeah, the one our more primitive ancestors used
It all depends on the way you pronounce it.
@@ireallyreallyhategoogle ooh ooh Ooh OOH ooH ooh
@@rayshiotile9487 Yes, absolutely right.
That beat groot
“No human contact”
Apparently Google's under quarantine...
No one:
Not a single soul:
Malinda: I wAnT yOu To HaVe A cHiLd!
Arranged marriage be like
She sounds like my mother.
Prime minister shinzo abe be like
...And that child will destroy everything along with poverty! Lol
Rachel Schneider the child sounds like Thor
1:44 I get you, Malinda 😂
Also apparently Google translate is secretly raising awareness for animals and asking us to heal them.. cool.
As well it's daily routine of making everything dark. Wow, Google translate really puts the work in
i support it
I'd love to see you translate What Does The Fox Say.
That song is already crazy enough on it's own, can't imagine what it'd be like if translated into insanity.
I'm going to do it
i commented the exact same thing as you
Yesssss pleaseee
чєѕ чєѕ чєѕ чєѕ чєѕ ☛чєѕ☚ ヽ(｀◇´)/ ヽ(｀◇´)/ ヽ(｀◇´)/ ヽ(｀◇´)/ ヽ(｀◇´)/
Yes
"I want to face my back."
*No less than 2 minutes later...*
"I want to read my ears."
*Me: There's a thing called a mirror.*
I said to myself: *Do You Dance?*
I respond to myself: "No, I can't dance."
"... I can't talk.
The only thing about me is the way I walk." ...
"And now I want to sing!"
According to this, you seem to have a lot of sons Malinda😂
At 10
Hopefully they don't all join the high school football team. Food will be expensive enough as it is!
Pretty sure that was the same kid. She put a little disclaimer on the last one saying she didn’t know whose kid that was.
Obviously since all i want for christmas lol 😂
@@XanderHarris1023 r/wooosh
Okay, so we're just going to ignore the fact that "ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh" turned into "what is your name?", "yes, yes, yes, no" and "beyond the gulf of persia"
Hey Google translate tell me a cool fact!
Google translate: taxis in hell cost $6 a minute
Me: ............ Good to know........ I think
𝕆𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕚 𝕘𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕤?
Me: Hold up, there's taxis in hell?!
Dreamy Fangirl and apparently, Satan himself takes you to the pasta in his tractors.
Rachel Hutchinson, It also told us this place exists
@@lucidfangirl1030 RIGHT! also what kind of dollars does hell use? american dollars? australian dollars? canadian dollars? how do you earn dollars in hell? does hell have an economy? can you get a job in hell? do the dollars you had while you were alive carry over into hell? what about people who had another type of currency while they were alive (e.g. euros or pounds or kronas)? or is it just hell dollars? so many questions!
“I do not like you; you are so beautiful”
Such a mood
Yep
Yes that is a mood. Everything was destroyed by poverty and that man right in front front of me.
"I'm in a fish I don't want to be in"
Barely 10 seconds in and I'm already laughing out loud and getting weird looks from my family
"NO HUMAN CONTACT!"
"Yes, everyone is right, yes!"
Those are big moods.
Your comment did not age well
2020
wait wtf no human contect=social distance did google translate just told future (saying just i mean a year ago lol)
2020 mood.
Wolfheart OH MY GOSH. Again? oh my.
No one:
Coronavirus: no human contact
"What is your name?"
I think you think my name is bloverfish.
👐👏👏👐👏👏👏👐👏👏👏👏
The shapes are back!!! Hahaha yeeees!!!😂😂😂
I know! Must be something about Ed Sheeran, he likes shapes 😂
"But who does not love me? Every single Jesus."
Google translate 2019.
I was just waiting for someone to mention this
That'd be rough.
uhm... pretty sure there's one Jesus...
So..... IS GOOGLE TRANSLATE ACTUALLY THE DEVIL IN DISGUISE BUT ONLY JESUS KNOWS?!?
.
Imagine in like 10-15 years some teen finds this video, and there's a picture of him as a baby.
"You are still in prison. Taxes in hell cost 6$ per minute" what im thinking when I go to jail during late game in Monopoly
Taxis not taxes
And you're in a fish that you don't want to be in
Taxis, Taxis in hell are expensive.
No one:
Not a single soul:
Me: No HuMaN CoNtAcT
Also me : I am happy with animals
Of course there would be no one if you have no human contact.
CatLover16 mood
Are you sure you’re not describing me here?
@@ihopeyouhaveaniceday2520 bruh...
*Moral of the song:*
*Have a child*
😂😂😂
especially a son
And that taxis in hell cost $6 per minute
“I’m a fish I don’t wanna be in,”
*well we are off to a great start!*
"I want you to have a child."
"Everything was destroyed by poverty."
😳😳😳
And me 😈
@@cameronmonaghan6883 for you 3:00
So how have you NOT done "What does the fox say" google translated?
Yeeeeeees. Please do that someday
Right? We need that along with Gangnam Style at some point (yes, I know it’s old).
@Kitty Love Holly SHIT that would be amazing! Especially since Gangnam Style isn't even in English to begin with so i can only IMAGINE the chaos it would be to translate
Despacito was a non English song they did
Ashuraman we want one with Fox!!
Bullies be like: I don't like you, you are so beautiful
I be like: no human contact
@CyanTree well some bullies bully you becuase of their own self hatred and want to release their anger and sadness apon people whom they think are weaker than themselves. I'm no expert on bullies, that was just one of the first things that came to mind when I was commenting
@CyanTree lmao at this reply
When she said "Shapes" I had flashbacks...
I LIKE SHAPES-
WhERe iS mY HAnD?!?!??
Lmao
Chibi Potato and enjoy your right hand
So....your hand is laughing your ass off.
*flashbacks to Vsauce memes*
ED SHEERAN IS OBSESSED WITH SHAPES!
And... demonic things...
I mean, _I Like Shapes_ has already shown us that, so it's not really surprising.
He doesn't worry about the demon tho so it's fine
xXBornAndBread it’s a continuous story!
Oh..do not worry about the demon.
And children
Me: Mom, I don't want to have kids
Mom: 0:42
“I have a lot of shape and everything.”
Of course you do, you said yourself that you liked shapes.
“Everything was destroyed by poverty...”
Google translate is a genius! 😂😀
Yeah it almost sounds like the Hunger Games
Oof
But who doesn't love Me?
Every single Jesus.
That made me laugh so much.
WHO DOES NOT LOVE ME?...
AEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'M WHEEZING 😂
Malinda: "We can control the lightning chain"
Me: *FIREBENDING*
"No human contact"
"I'm happy with other people"
why is that me in a nutshell
So you're saying everything was destroyed by poverty and me. You're happy with OTHER people, but as for me you can't even remember my name. I'm in prison, and you keep talking to me about hell...
What did I do!?
Namadu she wasn’t talking about you?
@@diamondglitter7487 I like to imagine "that man right in front of me" refers to the viewer. :P
What if the viewer's a woman?
@@tyffani9931 Well, in that case... I have no clue. xP
That means that she forgot what gender is. :p
“Everything was destroy by poverty”
Me:?
“And that man in front of me”
Me: wait what!?
Yeah, I was sitting there waiting for the mob to show up at my door with pitchforks and torches.
Exactly my reaction
Malinda: "Everything was destroyed by poverty, and that man right in front of me."
Me: Is she pointing at me? I didn't do anything, I swear!
Nobody:
Actually nobody:
Google:AEEEEEEEEEEE
I want you
To have a child
Everything was destroyed by poverty
And that man right in front of me!
We can control the lightning chain
Yes that's my son(lol jk)
What is your name?
Because you're still
In prison, I'm sorry
Taxes In hell cost $6 per minute
Ok I'll stop now cause that was the only line you wanted.
“I have a lot of shape”
I LIKE SHAPES
“sATAN”
satan takes me TO THE PASTA
I am the reference person and I am coming for your previous videos
I'm interested in knowing more
Satan’s tractors are coming!
@@Mo0nStønė_3450 go to the whole ballet
my son cheated on me
@@theamiller7966 Let it go!
@@MrQuinnzard basic life
Every single Jesus
Me: Plural Jesus = *Jesii*
For some reason I thought it was Jesuses. In Portuguese it is, I guess.
Two men say they're Jesus... one of them must be wrong.
Probably not Jesii though. I couldn't find any latin declension for the plural of Jesus (if it existed it would certainly not have more than one i ) but the greek plural would be Jesoe (Ιησοί), which should exist because in the greek bible Joshua is also named Jesus.
Also a plural should definitely exist given the number of people named Jesus in spanish-speaking countries for example.
@@wordart_guian You must definitely be fun at parties ;)
I think it actually might be jesuses
"No human contact"
Wait...
That's how a lot of people feel right now
GOOGLE TRANSLATE IS A PROPHET, GUYS!
😂😂😂😂TRUE
Me: Who doesn't love me...
Atheists: *EVERY SINGLE JESUS*
What is it with Ed Sheeran and Shapes, Google Translate?
I LIKE SHAPES
And hell-related stuff, not that _we have to worry about the demon_
"I want you to,have a child"
Me: Sorry that isn't happening
The username makes it better
"Is everything in life real"
Deeeeeeep
Everyone laughing at the lyrics and I’m just sitting here appreciating her amazing singing❤️
I think the answer here is to hit replay and do both. XD The lyrics are so freaking hilarious... And Malinda is as awesome as ever.
truly, uwu. she has so much talent, i love it.
I agree but she comes up with funny lyrics 😁😊😂
@ELLEN FARMERY same lmao
@ELLEN FARMERY U multitasking.
0:56 *In which damn language is "Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh" equal to "What is your name?"*
Google translate broke again...
No, it must have been trying to translate orangutan.
It’s google translate. Who even knows at this point?
In the language of ancient tribal humans
And the gulf or persia
Well if it wasn’t broken then it would just be the normal song
0:06 That's definitely me when I'm in fish that I don't want to be in
Never related to a lyric more than that one 😂😂
The most relatable line in the whole song.
#same dude
such a huge mood. I felt that one, man.
Lol
2:45 Catra every time she talks to Adora in she-ra (new version)
No one:
Me: "No human contact"
"I'm so happy with other people"
@Maylyn Alihan so...... me to....... who cares???
"I want you to have a child."
Pls no, I'm not ready yet.
How on Earth did Google Translate get "What's your name" from "ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh" ??? 🤦♀️😂
I like how "we didn't fit in at this party" turned into "NO HUMAN CONTACT" lmao
Nobody:
Google Translate: *tAXiS iN HEll CoSt 6$ pEr mINuTE.*
So that's what happens in hell...
Nah man, were already in hell.
But with inflation they will soon cost 100
2:31 "Beyond the Gulf of Persia"
As a Persian, I'm proud lol
Sedigheh Mohammadi
Alexander the Great
right off the bat, you're inside a fish
beautiful
That "no human contact" at this moment seems very much right.😁
I want you to have a child.
Me: just wait for right moment mom, then you can have your grandson.
"I have a lot of shape and everything" (polygons appear in the background)
Still liking shapes, I see.
"Can I just call you Bob or something?"
Yes, because that is my name!
"I want you to have a child"
Every parents when their son/daughter married and still don't have children for 1 year
Parents likes to be grandparents 🙃
We can control the lightning chain
Are you guys Thor and Captain America?
Yes and "That man in front of me" is clearly Thanos
New idea! Google translates a summary of infinity war or endgame.
Funniest parts:
Yes yes yes *no* .
AEEEEEEEEEE
Seriously something that made my evening!
r/yesyesyesno
@@timtam. XD
"Im in a fish i dont wanna be in"
@@anjeha4831 Taxis in hell cost $6 per minute. Wanna ride? :D
I love how with each iteration of "We can control the lighting chain", you look progressively more deranged. #MadWithPOWER 🤣
DaveLH I’m the descendent of Zeus so yes my family and myself we can control the lightning chain