Google Translate Sings: "Perfect" by Ed Sheeran

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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @twistedtranslations
    @twistedtranslations  7 лет назад +3936

    Gotta love Thailand....While you're here I made a video with Google and it was awesome :D ruclips.net/video/My7IustRZd4/видео.html

    • @galathyns
      @galathyns 7 лет назад +33

      Now all we need is for you to give us the full version of that little snippet at the end and we all can rest in peace while waiting for you to put the Google Translate Songs up for download, or is that a violation of copyrighting and stuff?

    • @amyjohns4196
      @amyjohns4196 7 лет назад +62

      I'm from Thailand! Love your videos Malinda, they make my day. Keep up the awesome work.♡♡♡

    • @jacobmielke1223
      @jacobmielke1223 7 лет назад +28

      I feel like this translate went to some dark places...

    • @hellothere3630
      @hellothere3630 7 лет назад +6

      The link says my7lust

    • @charwhite2829
      @charwhite2829 7 лет назад +1

      Malinda Kathleen Reese hi

  • @thysmallestofthecacti4641
    @thysmallestofthecacti4641 7 лет назад +4151

    How I end arguments:
    "It's not valid.
    *Goodnight."*

    • @20Unbelievable06
      @20Unbelievable06 6 лет назад +89

      I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe! the person next to me probably thinks I'm completely insane at this point. totally worth it! xD

    • @vintagedoctor7128
      @vintagedoctor7128 5 лет назад +52

      "ah, but kind person, its morning"

    • @eatrocks6704
      @eatrocks6704 5 лет назад +9

      XD AHHH IM DYING XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

    • @someotherworldlybeing3167
      @someotherworldlybeing3167 5 лет назад +24

      You’re cheating on me with Thailand.
      On the other hand it’s not valid. Goodnight

    • @harrietyes
      @harrietyes 4 года назад +8

      HAH! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LynMusic
    @LynMusic 7 лет назад +4507

    "I am an angel. On the other hand, it's not valid. Good night."
    Same.

  • @leoyori9829
    @leoyori9829 5 лет назад +851

    “My son and I play in the dark and in my arms without feet and legs”
    Me: *dials 911*

    • @crazebanana6432
      @crazebanana6432 3 года назад +58

      Don’t worry she got in court and read something but the judge thought
      That she did not need that

    • @Destinyty123
      @Destinyty123 3 года назад +10

      XD XD XD

    • @kennethfajardo9102
      @kennethfajardo9102 3 года назад +40

      Maybe he's an amputee, guys. Maybe he's just an amputee, *please.*

    • @DonnaBrooks
      @DonnaBrooks 3 года назад +11

      LMAO! I keep reading this & laughing my ass off every time!

    • @vitormanuel9889
      @vitormanuel9889 3 года назад +18

      @@crazebanana6432 Child, suddenly in the dark touching me

  • @Sage_017
    @Sage_017 5 лет назад +3058

    Ed Sheeran: "I found a love for me"
    Google Translate: "I love me"
    Yes, google, we get it. Self love is important.
    But I don't think that's the point here

  • @saab3670
    @saab3670 6 лет назад +2085

    "He is my daughter, I'll be your husband." Whattt?? 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @kimmy_mejia931
      @kimmy_mejia931 5 лет назад +52

      Shamzie Armi yeah because a boy is suddenly a daughter and not a son and now she’s a husband not a wife 😆 idk what I’m doing with my life

    • @jansmith3613
      @jansmith3613 5 лет назад +49

      This is the freedom of choosing your gender in lyrical form.

    • @hazakurasuyama9016
      @hazakurasuyama9016 5 лет назад +3

      @@kimmy_mejia931 likely a trap

    • @AAhmed-ug6zd
      @AAhmed-ug6zd 5 лет назад +4

      It's genderbending the peeps

    • @chickennuggetchuck198
      @chickennuggetchuck198 5 лет назад +19

      There's only one possible answer
      Transgender

  • @lightningdg5562
    @lightningdg5562 7 лет назад +454

    "He is my daughter, I will be your husband"
    *_what_*

    • @lemonfork1152
      @lemonfork1152 7 лет назад +33

      Screw gender roles!

    • @oddpotato4038
      @oddpotato4038 7 лет назад +4

      gay detected 😂😂

    • @Facelessheep
      @Facelessheep 7 лет назад +1

      Lightning The Dragon i thought you said you were a woman???? 😂😂😂

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 7 лет назад +15

      This is one of the more messed-up relationships I've seen in a Google Translate song. Nobody seems to even KNOW their gender or what role they're trying to be, somebody took their children, and they don't even care because they were just boys anyway. FAMILY OF THE YEAR, EVERYONE!

    • @rickrolledsoul3920
      @rickrolledsoul3920 7 лет назад +2

      Sound kinda.. incestious..?

  • @tinafric1813
    @tinafric1813 7 лет назад +3191

    _If Ed Sheeran was a self-centered woman_

  • @camx8027
    @camx8027 5 лет назад +961

    "He is a boy, there is no hope in that"
    Middle school relationships in a nutshell

    • @angelapawluk3614
      @angelapawluk3614 4 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @blumoon212
      @blumoon212 4 года назад +4

      XD

    • @thesnekshed4380
      @thesnekshed4380 4 года назад +38

      My straight friends: he’s cute!
      My trixic self: sorry he’s a boy, there is no hope in that

    • @ShayerSUtsho
      @ShayerSUtsho 3 года назад +4

      Even without looking at your name I got the distinct feeling that you're a woman

    • @blumoon212
      @blumoon212 3 года назад

      @@ShayerSUtsho Who ?

  • @izzyf.5478
    @izzyf.5478 6 лет назад +842

    “Yes I’m a woman, and I have more power than I have” -Google Translate 2017

  • @virgillefort256
    @virgillefort256 6 лет назад +4461

    Perfect: The story of the narcissistic abusive mother

  • @angelinaranyal384
    @angelinaranyal384 5 лет назад +1768

    *"He is my daughter , I'll be your husband"*
    Ya I died.

    • @robbietheweirdo
      @robbietheweirdo 5 лет назад +35

      Yeah how does that work

    • @GabrielHernandez-zp1ke
      @GabrielHernandez-zp1ke 5 лет назад +15

      Me too. I replayed that part 100 times 🤣🤣

    • @zarfishanmustafa3868
      @zarfishanmustafa3868 5 лет назад +7

      Hahahahahhahaha same

    • @harlycorner
      @harlycorner 5 лет назад +15

      I laughed so hard that I wet both my eyes and pants

    • @leoyori9829
      @leoyori9829 5 лет назад +17

      I was dead years before this because too much laughing because of TRANSLATOR FAILS

  • @hopebagel3514
    @hopebagel3514 4 года назад +545

    Popular Girls be like:
    "I am beautiful and beautiful"

    • @therussianpeanut1328
      @therussianpeanut1328 3 года назад +2

      @Teerada Samanmit i a girl

    • @ArabelaNacs
      @ArabelaNacs 3 года назад +2

      @@therussianpeanut1328 i a girl

    • @zagnose
      @zagnose 3 года назад +5

      @@ArabelaNacs i a girl

    • @AlmightyPolarBear
      @AlmightyPolarBear 3 года назад +1

      @@therussianpeanut1328 i a boy

    • @WickedMMFWCL
      @WickedMMFWCL 3 года назад

      I a tomboy. Sorry I just saw a pattern and thought id follow it. What I meant to say is I'm a. Boyish girl. Also known as a tomboy, but some people don't know that's what tomboy means, so that's why I said boyish girl

  • @discoverdrones9210
    @discoverdrones9210 7 лет назад +447

    *"Yes I'm a woman and I have more power than I have"*
    -GOOGLE TRANSLATE 2017!

  • @bleh1569
    @bleh1569 6 лет назад +566

    1:51
    "Yes I am a woman
    and I have more power than
    I have"
    -Google Translate 2017
    XD

    • @felicvik9456
      @felicvik9456 5 лет назад +10

      Google translate is the most nonsensicle feminist in the world

    • @darthgames3
      @darthgames3 5 лет назад +3

      @@felicvik9456 people with Minecraft pfps cannot be trusted

  • @fleetwoodmacklemore
    @fleetwoodmacklemore 7 лет назад +308

    "Yes I am a woman and I have more power than I have"
    -Google Translate, 2017

  • @aparnasrijith5654
    @aparnasrijith5654 4 года назад +389

    "Yes I'm a women .
    And I have more power than I have ."
    "He's my daughter , I'll be your husband"
    ~google translate 2017

  • @elena-fs9kf
    @elena-fs9kf 7 лет назад +2004

    "Who took the children" 😂

  • @jamesslick4790
    @jamesslick4790 6 лет назад +4432

    "I am beautiful and beautiful", Well, She's not wrong....

    • @geradhuman3971
      @geradhuman3971 5 лет назад +27

      James Slick neither you're

    • @jackm867
      @jackm867 5 лет назад +24

      Gerad Human what

    • @phroggothephirst6288
      @phroggothephirst6288 5 лет назад +37

      When some girls have too much confidence(But not Melinda)

    • @jackm867
      @jackm867 5 лет назад +58

      Why does everybody in this comment section have bad grammar

    • @NeverOhVer
      @NeverOhVer 5 лет назад +4

      K mate

  • @teodorajovcevska1888
    @teodorajovcevska1888 7 лет назад +500

    “He is my daughter,I will be your husband” wait what?😂

    • @functionleia3703
      @functionleia3703 6 лет назад +4

      Tbh that first line sounds really transphobic not sure about the second part though

    • @chirpchirpy123
      @chirpchirpy123 6 лет назад +1

      Fanfic authors be like...

  • @juliecohngreene
    @juliecohngreene 5 лет назад +312

    This sounds like a court statement of some sort where she’s trying to get custody of her kid and randomly starts telling her life story.

  • @Shirleydocious
    @Shirleydocious 7 лет назад +178

    First sentence “I love me” ... yup this is going to be great xD

  • @bnice2mepls
    @bnice2mepls 6 лет назад +663

    CHID SUDDENLY IN THE DARK, *TOUCHING ME*
    *Yes hello, police?*

  • @wizard1494
    @wizard1494 7 лет назад +801

    " (I'm sorry, he's a boy)
    (There's no hope in that) "

    • @nightcorelovernamedemily4460
      @nightcorelovernamedemily4460 7 лет назад +9

      SkyDrop lol boys kinda suck if they are rude

    • @damonferrara3637
      @damonferrara3637 6 лет назад +3

      This part's true.

    • @stefa_
      @stefa_ 6 лет назад

      Nightcore Lover named Emily lol so too girls

    • @wuzzyyy_
      @wuzzyyy_ 6 лет назад

      Aedix The Cat my mom the second im born

    • @normalperson659
      @normalperson659 6 лет назад

      @Ava Linehan God will not permit you into heaven.( Not being rude just stating what I believe in.)

  • @helo3808
    @helo3808 4 года назад +293

    "child suddenly in the dark, touching me"
    *wait*

  • @MirkaKaroliina
    @MirkaKaroliina 7 лет назад +366

    "Somebody took our kids?" Killed me xD

    • @emmag.7142
      @emmag.7142 7 лет назад +5

      It was Google translate who took them!

  • @iangonzalvo4716
    @iangonzalvo4716 7 лет назад +647

    "Child, suddenly in the dark, touching me" isnt this a plot for a horror movie?

    • @debbskyj
      @debbskyj 7 лет назад +44

      Carlo Ian Gonzalvo especially when they have no arms or feet and then she ends up in court lol

    • @tea5805
      @tea5805 7 лет назад +21

      more like an illegal porn plot

    • @lukathefennecfox2423
      @lukathefennecfox2423 7 лет назад +11

      “GOOGLE TRANSLATES PERFECT BY ED SHEERAN (GONE SEXUAL)”

    • @thythegamer4244
      @thythegamer4244 7 лет назад +2

      Debra Jefferson ummmm....how do you have exactly 666 likes............your the next horror movie

  • @helili
    @helili 6 лет назад +711

    Person: So what do you and your kids do together
    Me: Oh we just play in the dark without our legs, nothing special

  • @frozendaffodil3272
    @frozendaffodil3272 4 года назад +679

    Google translate: "I'm an angel"
    Also Google translate: "It's not valid"
    Me: oh you probably forgot to renew ur angel license

  • @stephanietaylor6069
    @stephanietaylor6069 7 лет назад +325

    "He is my daughter"
    Yep.

  • @BixLovesMiley
    @BixLovesMiley 7 лет назад +611

    "If you're looking for a product, I'll get you a copy."
    That's actually really sweet and caring!

    • @somewitchery417
      @somewitchery417 6 лет назад +9

      It’s probably just to make up for someone taking the kids

    • @bsmith-w6f
      @bsmith-w6f 2 месяца назад +1

      No, that's ground-level marketing.

  • @bryce4395
    @bryce4395 5 лет назад +1028

    "I'm an angel
    On the other hand
    It's not valid
    Goodnight"
    Me in a nutshell lolol

    • @eppxk
      @eppxk 4 года назад +7

      😂 😂 😂 😂 Bahaahagahagahagagaghhhaa

    • @tooth_butter9258
      @tooth_butter9258 4 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃

    • @AradoX0
      @AradoX0 3 года назад +2

      The utterly perfect ending, to a [lacking fitting adjectives here. Could ask google. But then again - just no] song.
      Really, simply beautiful ending. I'm still dying of laughter here!

    • @orrinpants
      @orrinpants 2 года назад

      @@eppxk I used google to translate spaghetti language to English. IT WORKED! I'm sorry your needs are not net

    • @orrinpants
      @orrinpants 2 года назад

      Me too

  • @kittycoolcat7
    @kittycoolcat7 4 года назад +379

    I made epic story: A woman has a son, but is ashamed that he’s a boy. She makes him cook and do chose, but one day, she snaps. She starts cheating with a person from Thailand, and to make sure that the person does not know that she ever had a son, she goes out at night and kills said son. The next day, she regrets what she’d done and goes back, only for the furious spirit of her son to get revenge. This song is her reflecting on her life as she is killed.
    Give me lines to explain with this story. Please.

    • @zing9843
      @zing9843 4 года назад +12

      Cool Google translate theory bro

    • @conlon4332
      @conlon4332 4 года назад +19

      1:24 If you're looking for a product I'll get you a copy.

    • @kittycoolcat7
      @kittycoolcat7 4 года назад +29

      @@conlon4332 She tries to sell the son. She fails.

    • @eagenthorror
      @eagenthorror 4 года назад +18

      This however fails to mention some implied child molestation by a parent. What i see in this song i a narcissistic man who molested his son.

    • @steveharris2451
      @steveharris2451 4 года назад +5

      @@kittycoolcat7 1:39

  • @bryce4395
    @bryce4395 5 лет назад +712

    "I have more power than I have"
    Sounds legit

    • @greenwing1305
      @greenwing1305 5 лет назад +14

      I accidentally disliked your comment because I was laughing too hard. LOLOL (just fixed it)

    • @eppxk
      @eppxk 4 года назад +2

      Duh!

    • @dragonsaregreat1948
      @dragonsaregreat1948 4 года назад +8

      The floor isn't made of floor

    • @otterwithadarkside4422
      @otterwithadarkside4422 2 года назад +2

      "Yes I'm a women. And I have more power then I have!"

  • @samanta4115
    @samanta4115 7 лет назад +167

    "Yes im a woman, and i have more power than i have"
    YOU HAVE TO PUT THAT ON A T-SHIRT, LIKE COME ON

  • @melchanningly9610
    @melchanningly9610 7 лет назад +134

    "I love me"
    "I am beautiful and beautiful"
    "I know that I am an Angel"
    Wow, Google translate really does think it's Perfect.

  • @endergirl1421
    @endergirl1421 5 лет назад +1576

    2:44
    “My son and I play in the dark
    In my arms
    Without feet and legs.”
    “Child in the dark, touching me.”
    FBI OPEN UP

    • @bekah13
      @bekah13 4 года назад +85

      google translate is a perv 😂😂

    • @jellyseafoamm
      @jellyseafoamm 4 года назад +89

      3:29 i think this is the what happened next

    • @wlouderback02
      @wlouderback02 4 года назад +12

      XD

    • @manologamerss5801
      @manologamerss5801 4 года назад +87

      "When I read in court, do well"

    • @coolqueen456
      @coolqueen456 4 года назад +41

      im crying this took a weird turn

  • @charo1554
    @charo1554 7 лет назад +1504

    Somebody took our kids.
    Me as a parent.

  • @tannem2006
    @tannem2006 6 лет назад +421

    'I see the front of my eyes. Wait, how does that work?'
    Mirrors, my dear

    • @zozupskystar8639
      @zozupskystar8639 5 лет назад +1

      Loved this comment...also 200th like!

    • @kdemetter
      @kdemetter 5 лет назад +2

      Oh, ok. I was thinking of The Headless Way (meditation) , but I guess mirrors works as well.

    • @BlueStar4040
      @BlueStar4040 5 лет назад +1

      @@kdemetter whaa- I was thinking abt mirrors and dreams

  • @denaejoy612
    @denaejoy612 7 лет назад +1902

    I love how the song is so silly but u sing it with so much passion😂😂

    • @dustyb58
      @dustyb58 7 лет назад +35

      her harmonies are lit

    • @julz3tt3
      @julz3tt3 7 лет назад +29

      Unicorn Child she's great at vocals and her expressions are perfect

    • @denaejoy612
      @denaejoy612 7 лет назад +4

      Julz XD yeah

    • @linafilms
      @linafilms 6 лет назад

      Yep lol I’m dying 😝

  • @night2rose436
    @night2rose436 4 года назад +156

    “What if Ed Sheeran’s Perfect was put into several different layers of Google Translate?”
    Me: oh well than it ain’t so perfect, ain’t it?

  • @rochelloelofsen6471
    @rochelloelofsen6471 7 лет назад +303

    "I'm sorry he's just a boy, there is no hope in that" lmao

    • @SnowyHilly
      @SnowyHilly 7 лет назад +6

      Rochell Oelofsen Very Feminist song

    • @britsaunders7901
      @britsaunders7901 7 лет назад +10

      הילה שורץ feminazi song*

    • @paigey-poo4235
      @paigey-poo4235 7 лет назад +2

      I'm gonna quote that so much

    • @hopez.4901
      @hopez.4901 7 лет назад +1

      My favorite part

    • @Anko3342
      @Anko3342 7 лет назад +3

      He's just a boy, and she's just a girl. Can't i make it any more obvious?

  • @kwarantine_kween5589
    @kwarantine_kween5589 6 лет назад +579

    "Child, suddenly in the dark, touching me"
    "WOAH, WOAH!"
    I died laughing 😂😂

  • @durpddurke4633
    @durpddurke4633 6 лет назад +1943

    Am I the only one questioning the lines of child abuse?

    • @reynhacoezy5510
      @reynhacoezy5510 6 лет назад +14

      What do you mean

    • @valerieflores3165
      @valerieflores3165 6 лет назад +10

      Uncharted Raider yeah what do you mean?

    • @insanebutnotinsane8042
      @insanebutnotinsane8042 6 лет назад +171

      *My son and I play in the dark. That's creepy. And in my arms.*
      *Child, suddenly in the dark, touching me.*
      *Love, Who took the children.*
      *More and more neglected.*

    • @reynhacoezy5510
      @reynhacoezy5510 6 лет назад +15

      Insane But Not Insane
      This was a troll XD

    • @gmo2144
      @gmo2144 6 лет назад +2

      Why do I see you everywhere

  • @justap5155
    @justap5155 5 лет назад +63

    Google Translate :"Child, suddenly in the dark, touching me "
    Me: Wait what?!

    • @bcrooky8509
      @bcrooky8509 3 года назад +1

      Probably a child trying to wake up their mother at 2am because they feel sick...

    • @justap5155
      @justap5155 3 года назад +1

      @@bcrooky8509 Yeah... definitely ;)

  • @kjupiters
    @kjupiters 7 лет назад +1014

    "I am beautiful and beautiful." Okay, you are 😂
    Every lyric in this song is so fckin funny 😂😂

  • @user-kq2vw5hh1t
    @user-kq2vw5hh1t 6 лет назад +231

    ,,Please prefer our favorite favorite"
    - Google Translate 2k17

  • @musicaltrash3567
    @musicaltrash3567 7 лет назад +522

    *is dinner ready yet*
    *Just be patient*
    *I'm hungry*
    *S A M E M E E V E R Y D A Y*

  • @confusedscreaming5380
    @confusedscreaming5380 4 года назад +47

    "Love, who took the children?"
    "Dear, you killed a child."
    I am sensing a pattern...

  • @charo1554
    @charo1554 7 лет назад +971

    Doctor:so whats your problem?
    Me:Baby had a great nap in hand.

  • @mizucakes
    @mizucakes 7 лет назад +778

    "yes im a woman, and i have more power than i have"
    *-google translate 2017*
    Im laughing so hard
    Edit: OMFG THIS IS LIKE 6 MONTHS LATER I GOT SO MANY LIKES NOT EXPECTED AT ALL XDDD I WANTED TO WATCH THIS VIDEO AGAIN AND WENT TO THE COMMENT SECTION 😂

    • @Azarathboy
      @Azarathboy 7 лет назад +4

      Eva Kamysheva Empowerment quote right here

    • @rawasrandomchannel9729
      @rawasrandomchannel9729 6 лет назад

      Eva Kamysheva i

    • @leapriscan4507
      @leapriscan4507 6 лет назад

      Eva Kamysheva honestly, same

    • @albond
      @albond 6 лет назад

      Rawas Random Channel Don't spam.

    • @moondust2365
      @moondust2365 6 лет назад

      Eva Kamysheva Sounds like something Hilary Clinton would say... Just my opinion...

  • @ohhaihooman6776
    @ohhaihooman6776 7 лет назад +1256

    "They are boys too, but we do not have much love" 😂

  • @noodlearg9745
    @noodlearg9745 5 лет назад +2072

    Lets all say a huge sorry to Ed.
    This version is better, I’m sorry

    • @sombrv.
      @sombrv. 5 лет назад +19

      I l ove you ed but sorry its true so Yea but it be true i am FOXY the pirat fox so y a r h a r F i d d I e de de You are a pir at only fnaf fans wil l understand

    • @strawb3rry_seeds367
      @strawb3rry_seeds367 5 лет назад +10

      Cora Nelson I like 5 nights at freddys and all, but what?

    • @chayanin-_-8085
      @chayanin-_-8085 4 года назад +7

      True but yeah......😢🙏🏻😔

    • @Bromine35br
      @Bromine35br 4 года назад +3

      lol

    • @Miku-uw2sl
      @Miku-uw2sl 4 года назад +26

      Doesn’t matter what the lyrics are, nothing can beat Malinda’s voice

  • @pauldixita9760
    @pauldixita9760 7 лет назад +214

    He is my daughter and I'll be ur husband
    OMFG
    😂😂😂

  • @Fromdunyatoakhira
    @Fromdunyatoakhira 7 лет назад +204

    I know who took the children. Child Protective Services took them after hearing this very alarming song 🤣

    • @gavinoaw
      @gavinoaw 7 лет назад +11

      Yes, that's exactly what happened! 🤣
      This comment made me laugh so much 🤣🤣
      I love how towards the end the song started to sound a little like a child molester's testimony in court!

    • @Trintin
      @Trintin 2 года назад +3

      @@gavinoaw “If you’re looking for a product, I’ll get you a copy” she’s trying to bribe the jury!

  • @kal_cite
    @kal_cite 5 лет назад +253

    legend says that she's still asleep, and dinner's still not ready

  • @emoelmo7185
    @emoelmo7185 4 года назад +14

    “We are confident that time is over”
    Girl, what you’ve created is a song that warned us.
    *it was a sign*

  • @mayajoy7248
    @mayajoy7248 7 лет назад +131

    SO MUCH of this is right up there with Gradually Watermelon. Google Translate seems to have a thing about Ed Sheeran.

  • @rika6108
    @rika6108 7 лет назад +103

    *I'm a woman, and I have more power than I have*
    Very inspirational, google, thanks.

  • @amberpearson6795
    @amberpearson6795 7 лет назад +282

    "My son and I play in the dark, and In my arms, without feet and legs" wtf!!??? 😂😂

    • @adobongbutiki4321
      @adobongbutiki4321 7 лет назад +10

      Amber Pearson so creepy tho 😂

    • @starship2143
      @starship2143 7 лет назад +1

      Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Sharktwoth
      @Sharktwoth 7 лет назад

      Amber Pearson Google Translate

    • @wingdingsgaster1614
      @wingdingsgaster1614 6 лет назад +3

      Read it as: My son and i played in the dark in arms

    • @yoMC18
      @yoMC18 6 лет назад +1

      This comment is underrated

  • @bassyxgrelle8659
    @bassyxgrelle8659 4 года назад +10

    We went from self confidence to *child, suddenly in the dark, touching me*

  • @Charmynox
    @Charmynox 7 лет назад +517

    "Sorry, he's a boy. There's no hope in that."
    me as a lyric

  • @pb222221
    @pb222221 5 лет назад +111

    "Sorry, he's a boy"
    "There is no hope in that"
    Ouch. What a way to turn someone down.

  • @matiskrawiec
    @matiskrawiec 5 лет назад +611

    "My son and I play in the dark
    And in my arms
    Without feet and legs"
    Yeah... Sure...

  • @apodofseals
    @apodofseals 2 года назад +9

    "Who took the children?"
    Judging by some of the other parts, probably Child Protective Services.

  • @jadeandblood
    @jadeandblood 6 лет назад +446

    I love that every "Oooo" faces makes a weird look everytime 'son', 'child' and 'dark' is mentioned in the same sentence, and then there's one unbothered Malinda who kept singing.

    • @CorticalCirclet
      @CorticalCirclet 5 лет назад +63

      Yep....except for "Child, suddenly in the dark, touching me." That one was beyond the pale, and all the vocalizing Malindas were horrified. Sounds about right.

    • @Chorsanoidka
      @Chorsanoidka 5 лет назад +11

      look! another comment where I made the holy number appear!

  • @alicetutton06
    @alicetutton06 7 лет назад +6363

    3 weeks ago: “I must marry Korea”
    Now: “But Thailand kissed me”
    Does google translate have a fetish for countries?

  • @carlijn.meijers
    @carlijn.meijers 5 лет назад +442

    'Sorry he's a boy there is no hope in that' 😂😂
    'Yes I'm a woman and I have more power than I have' 😂😂

  • @conlon4332
    @conlon4332 4 года назад +20

    0:20 When you're very self confident and running out of adjectives.

  • @MidnightTheKitten
    @MidnightTheKitten 6 лет назад +443

    "If you're looking for a product, I'll get you a copy"
    "With spaghetti flavors, you will miss it"
    "Please prefer our favorite favorite"
    Okay, so apparently Ed Sheeran is now a person on TV trying to sell us something that has spaghetti flavors...

  • @leylacummins7843
    @leylacummins7843 7 лет назад +106

    When perfect becomes more perfect...

  • @ruby7458
    @ruby7458 7 лет назад +1752

    "He is a boy, there is no hope in that."
    I love how most of her songs are a little gay in some way

    • @Jursutin
      @Jursutin 7 лет назад +91

      I didn't see it in a gay way I thought it was more like "ughh I've had enough of boys"

    • @ntm4
      @ntm4 7 лет назад +157

      Yup, she prefers countries now (Thailand in particular).

    • @alien-vj2hd
      @alien-vj2hd 7 лет назад +7

      knightingale that would just be fucked up

    • @gaylefetalsana9413
      @gaylefetalsana9413 7 лет назад +12

      Hahaha.. Aaaaand. There it is. Thats what I thought too!!

    • @robinj1482
      @robinj1482 7 лет назад +11

      Sorry he’s a boy 😂

  • @honee_vii
    @honee_vii 5 лет назад +41

    Ok.
    WHY DO YOU SING SO WELL?!
    JESUS

  • @neema.-.4606
    @neema.-.4606 7 лет назад +1710

    I need Ed Sheeran to react to this 😂❤️😭👌🏼

    • @bluestonetimes7264
      @bluestonetimes7264 7 лет назад +7

      Omg true

    • @kahhoegoh1557
      @kahhoegoh1557 7 лет назад +15

      REACTION TIME!!!!!!!!!! :)

    • @seafoam8845
      @seafoam8845 7 лет назад +23

      Omg yassss he would seriously be so confused

    • @David_Thompson
      @David_Thompson 7 лет назад +11

      Neema he may be otherwise engaged - because Ed just announced his engagement!! Let's hope it will be perfect!!!

    • @David_Thompson
      @David_Thompson 7 лет назад +5

      Shiny Sylveon I KNOW!
      💑💕💟💗💖💋💍💎🎩💘💓💞😅
      That's enough emojis - Ed!

  • @juliawburn2352
    @juliawburn2352 6 лет назад +342

    I know that I am an angel.....on the other hand....it's not valid. goodnight

    • @Mihnea_Darian31
      @Mihnea_Darian31 5 лет назад +5

      In my country is night, so it is valid, this means i will say Good Morning!

  • @athdawg27
    @athdawg27 6 лет назад +112

    me as a worker in a beauty shop...
    *If you're looking for a product...I'll get you a copy.* 😂

  • @tamasjambor8668
    @tamasjambor8668 4 года назад +93

    Is it weird that I listen to these Google Translated songs more than the original songs?

    • @Croftice1
      @Croftice1 4 года назад +13

      Nope, most people, who discovered Malinda, listen to her versions rather than the original songs. It's how the universe works.

    • @Naisavrein
      @Naisavrein 3 года назад +2

      @@Croftice1 I second this!

    • @josef-1209
      @josef-1209 3 года назад +6

      I find them more fun to listen to than the original songs, lol.

    • @isidorvestin1053
      @isidorvestin1053 2 года назад

      Same

  • @thisisforaproject5021
    @thisisforaproject5021 7 лет назад +1221

    So, I think this is what has happened:
    Malinda, a feminist, has sons and a daughter. Someone has taken her children, so she is trying to find them. She is in the dark, so the children touch her. But one of her sons doesn’t have arms or legs. Malinda also thinks very highly of herself, and doesn’t like boys. Also, she’s not sure if she is living. She’s also in a relationship with Thailand, the father of her kids. Being in a relationship with Thailand allows her to get products and give you a copy. She is a huge narcissist who French kisses Thailand and doesn’t know if she is alive or dead. Thailand will jump to protect her at any point in time. She apologizes to any parent who gets a son instead of a daughter. She is also very hungry, so she’s asking Thailand to get certain spaghetti flavors. She read in court to become the president and ban boys from America, and her acceptance speech is on a mountaintop with random skiers. (She thinks sometimes that she is a boy though, so she thinks she is Thailand’s husband sometimes)
    MOTHER BONDING WITH HER KIDS MUCH?
    Comment stuff I should add!

    • @galathyns
      @galathyns 7 лет назад +39

      ThisIsForA Project but don't forget she's someone's husband

    • @thisisforaproject5021
      @thisisforaproject5021 7 лет назад +30

      Darius Davis She must also be Thailand’s husband!

    • @galathyns
      @galathyns 7 лет назад +18

      ThisIsForA Project also she french kissed Thailand, and is a huge narcissist, and she doesn't know if she is dead or alive, and her love is personified enough to jump

    • @wallewaltz
      @wallewaltz 7 лет назад +7

      omg this is so fucked up dgkjlsd

    • @galathyns
      @galathyns 7 лет назад +16

      ThisIsForA Project also she may or may not killed time and loves spaghetti flavors

  • @mqrxia
    @mqrxia 6 лет назад +289

    where i live, there's like a trend to dance on "perfect" by ed sheeran at your wedding.
    but at my wedding i will dance on this.

    • @gryphka
      @gryphka 6 лет назад +1

      YES ME TOO

    • @ak-lr7wy
      @ak-lr7wy 6 лет назад +2

      Lol! It’s official!

    • @jacklynbakare8521
      @jacklynbakare8521 5 лет назад

      Yes me too

    • @erikperhs_
      @erikperhs_ 5 лет назад +6

      Hope you don't plan to have kids then.....

    • @user-dw6zg5fc5t
      @user-dw6zg5fc5t 5 лет назад

      I will too if i get married if i do not i will try to meet any of you

  • @TrumpTube123
    @TrumpTube123 7 лет назад +126

    "It's not valid. Good night."
    -Malinda Kathleen Reese

    • @vi9486
      @vi9486 6 лет назад +3

      TrumpTube NONONONONOOOO it's google translate 2k17

  • @attheedgeofbrink2317
    @attheedgeofbrink2317 5 лет назад +22

    "If you're looking for a product" would've been the perfect place to sponsor *raid shadow legends*

  • @galathyns
    @galathyns 7 лет назад +2831

    *YES I'M A WOMAN AND I HAVE MORE POWER THAN I HAVE* - #googletranslate2K17
    Edit: HOLY HECC THAT'S MORE THAN MY OWN LIKE THX GUYS

    • @robertjoey1063
      @robertjoey1063 7 лет назад +82

      Google Translate for president! It seems to support feminism, gay marriage, anti-racism and many other things!

    • @galathyns
      @galathyns 7 лет назад +55

      Apparently the Ed Sheeran is a girl, who is a husband and has kids, and a narcissist, and is really hungry, she's an angel, she likes to nap, she neglects things, she is crazy and likes scary things and she French kisses Thailand, and she really likes power that is more than what she have and someone took he children

    • @galathyns
      @galathyns 7 лет назад +6

      XxDachshundxX Productions that sounds about right

    • @thisisforaproject5021
      @thisisforaproject5021 7 лет назад +21

      GOOGLE TRANSLATE FOR WORLD RULER 2020!

    • @kwookie1535
      @kwookie1535 7 лет назад +5

      YAAAS♀️

  • @Haunted-dark-Umbreon
    @Haunted-dark-Umbreon 7 лет назад +75

    "I'm dead" said everyone 2k17
    Tbh, i needed this :') i was having a anxiety attack and this made me grin

  • @cellulardata6297
    @cellulardata6297 7 лет назад +241

    "Fear in your favorite music"
    pretty much this series

  • @octavot2930
    @octavot2930 4 года назад +13

    "yes I'm a woman. And I have more power than I have"
    🤧 Such wise words

  • @literally_just_art8952
    @literally_just_art8952 6 лет назад +299

    "Sorry, he's a boy. There's no hope in that"
    Me, a lesbian: me too girl, me too

    • @ArtisticSin
      @ArtisticSin 5 лет назад +6

      Literally_Just_Art *slides in to replies* hello where on earth are you

    • @normalperson659
      @normalperson659 5 лет назад +3

      😓😦

    • @boyboss3322
      @boyboss3322 5 лет назад +2

      Im also lesbian

    • @broseidon1658
      @broseidon1658 5 лет назад +1

      Screaming fangirl Daisuki
      Oh noes, it’s a gay.

    • @leticiadantas2741
      @leticiadantas2741 5 лет назад +2

      "they are boys too but we do not have much love" preach

  • @addison4597
    @addison4597 6 лет назад +282

    “Darling adjust your hand, he is your daughter, I will be your husband”-google translate 2017

  • @theblackstardisciple
    @theblackstardisciple 7 лет назад +123

    "Sorry he's a boy" "yes i'm a woman and i have more power than i have" " there are boys too but we do not have much love"
    FEMENISM!

    • @claudiucampan7954
      @claudiucampan7954 7 лет назад

      MrInVeNT DROId 😂😂😂😂

    • @kaix7891
      @kaix7891 7 лет назад

      MrInVeNT DROId ikr!

    • @julz3tt3
      @julz3tt3 7 лет назад

      MrInVeNT DROId yeah I noticed that. What was with the daughter ill be your husband shit? Translate got messed up

  • @mostannoyingscaramain
    @mostannoyingscaramain 4 года назад +44

    "I am beautiful, and *beautiful."*
    "Sorry, he's a boy, there's no hope in that."
    "But Thailand kissed me"
    "Had a great nap, in hand, more and more neglected."
    "Fear in your Favorite music, if you're looking for a product, i'll get you a copy."
    "But you hear, dear, my dinner."
    "Yes I'm a woman, and I have more power than I have."
    "Love, who took the children-" *(Hol up-)*
    "They are boys too, but we do not have much love."
    "You probably have a lot of [$37 M] things.."
    "Darling adjust your hand, he is my daughter, I will be your husband"
    "I see the front of my eyes"
    "Without feet and legs" (....)
    "Dear, it's okay, tonight."
    "With spaghetti flavors, you will miss it"
    *_"But I know, that I am an angel,"_* (Damn, modest much?)
    "It's not valid, *goodnight."*

  • @bnice2mepls
    @bnice2mepls 7 лет назад +65

    I’m beautiful... and beautiful

  • @werewolftitan9038
    @werewolftitan9038 7 лет назад +156

    3:33
    Child, this is why you lost your feet and legs...

    • @snoproblem
      @snoproblem 7 лет назад +4

      Can't screw with diabetes, it'll mess you up.

  • @nightcoregirl9147
    @nightcoregirl9147 5 лет назад +251

    "Sorry he's a boy, there is no hope i n that"
    This just tells everything about my crush 😂

  • @itmeyaboitheline3419
    @itmeyaboitheline3419 5 лет назад +25

    "Hey thanks for babysitting how'd it go?"
    Me: 1:05

  • @Randomperson-xh7jw
    @Randomperson-xh7jw 7 лет назад +85

    Jump to your favourite parts-
    0:05 I love me
    0:12 My love just jumped
    0:15 And my leader continued
    0:20 I am beautiful and beautiful
    0:28 I'm sure I'm living
    0:36 Sorry, he's a boy
    0:39 There is no hope in that
    0:43 At this point I'm willing to give you
    0:51 But Thailand kissed me
    0:54 Your heart is mine
    0:58 We will keep yourself in front of you
    1:04 Baby
    1:09 Had a great nap
    1:13 In hand
    1:16 More and more neglected
    1:20 Fear in your favourite music
    1:23 If you're looking for a product
    1:27 I'll get you a copy
    1:31 But you heard,dear,my dinner
    1:44 Yes, I'm a woman. And I have more power than I have
    1:52 One day his fate unites
    2:00 I have the power
    2:03 To love and keep my confidentiality
    2:07 Love,who took the children
    2:13 They are boys too, but we do not have much love
    2:18 You probably have a lot of things
    2:22 We are confident that time is over
    2:30 Darling,adjust your hand
    2:34 He is my daughter, I'll be your husband
    2:38 I see the front of my eyes
    2:44 My son and I play in the dark
    2:52 And in my arms
    2:55 Without feet and legs
    3:00 And scan more
    3:03 When I read in court, do well
    3:09 I do not need this
    3:12 Dear, it's okay tonight
    3:19 Random people skiing
    3:30 Child, suddenly in the dark, touching me
    3:41 With spaghetti flavours, you will miss it
    3:44 Please prefer our favourite favourite
    3:48 Amazing in my mind
    3:52 But I know that I am an angel
    3:58 On the other hand
    4:02 It's not valid
    4:10 Good night
    And for those who broke the replay button-
    0:05
    0:05
    0:05
    0:05
    0:05
    0:05

    • @user-hd1np6cq2w
      @user-hd1np6cq2w 7 лет назад +1

      TYYYY :3

    • @user-hd1np6cq2w
      @user-hd1np6cq2w 7 лет назад +1

      Oh god I broke the I'm a woman and i have more power than I have ;-;

    • @maxngr
      @maxngr 7 лет назад +3

      ~ Achievement unlocked ~

    • @evcaaa
      @evcaaa 7 лет назад +1

      OMG how much time did you spent on this?

  • @galathyns
    @galathyns 7 лет назад +370

    Malinda: Goodnight *awkwardly scoots off the screen* AND WHERE WAS THE "WHY YES I THING I LIKED THAT

  • @crocodile5902
    @crocodile5902 6 лет назад +344

    "I'm sorry it's a boy, there's no hope in that" sounds like a trap to me

  • @cjohnson8389
    @cjohnson8389 4 года назад +7

    "And I have more power than I have"
    *So inspiring*

  • @Rita-kx1cm
    @Rita-kx1cm 5 лет назад +109

    "He is my daughter, I will be your husband"
    😂😂😂

  • @CeruleanSeal
    @CeruleanSeal 7 лет назад +218

    I somehow did not even begin to process how amazing and hilarious this one is. Why is it always the Ed Sheeran translates that become the best? it's so hard to narrow down just even 5 favorite moments in this one.

    • @erikatoledo2804
      @erikatoledo2804 7 лет назад +11

      Let us not forget how in shape of you there was the birth of gradually watermelon 🍉

    • @saswatibiswas6770
      @saswatibiswas6770 7 лет назад +1

      Seal Sixfour ikr

    • @saswatibiswas6770
      @saswatibiswas6770 7 лет назад +5

      Hidden Star yeah!
      *Slowly picks up watermelon*

    • @CeruleanSeal
      @CeruleanSeal 7 лет назад +2

      Exactly what I mean by the GTS with Ed Sheeran being the best. I have to wonder what other gold mines we'll see from his music later on.

    • @saswatibiswas6770
      @saswatibiswas6770 7 лет назад +1

      Seal Sixfour i agree!

  • @Sx--F
    @Sx--F 7 лет назад +520

    THIS IS LITERALLY A GIRL SUDDENLY DROPPING HINTS THAT SHE IS HAVING A MID LIFE CRISIS?

    • @maria-xf7bp
      @maria-xf7bp 6 лет назад +2

      lol

    • @fartballs9
      @fartballs9 6 лет назад +5

      And that she's a lesbian!

    • @fartballs9
      @fartballs9 6 лет назад +2

      Have you seen the Look What you Made Me Do one 😂😂😂?