Google Translate Sings OPERA (not well)

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  • @twistedtranslations
    @twistedtranslations  5 лет назад +647

    GET YOUR GTS MERCH RIGHT MEOW before it's gone!! www.bonfire.com/store/malinda-kathleen-reese/
    Can we get a BRAVO for Alan Naylor who nailed it for this video??
    ps- I apologize for all of my pronunciations on this video I tried

    • @sadieee8015
      @sadieee8015 5 лет назад +20

      m y s o u l
      m o s t l y g i n g e r b r e a d

    • @AntonSieppi
      @AntonSieppi 5 лет назад +7

      This video is funny. But could you PLEASE translate I'll be there for you (Friends theme) 😁

    • @claireboyle7151
      @claireboyle7151 5 лет назад +2

      Do Drinking Alone by Carrie Underwood!

    • @mr.minibutt7887
      @mr.minibutt7887 5 лет назад +3

      This is so funny haha

    • @Windows98love
      @Windows98love 5 лет назад +1

      Please do Europe the final countdown

  • @AntonioJose-yh6tj
    @AntonioJose-yh6tj 5 лет назад +3236

    Italian : O Dio
    English: Oh god
    Google translate: OMG

    • @Umbris13
      @Umbris13 5 лет назад +92

      KONO DIO DA

    • @bibule
      @bibule 5 лет назад +46

      I was dead at this time 😂

    • @wryyyboiii1916
      @wryyyboiii1916 5 лет назад +51

      @@Umbris13 Ah, I see you're a man of culture... WRYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @virmbot
      @virmbot 5 лет назад +20

      ROADA ROLLA DA!

    • @Lakhshamana
      @Lakhshamana 5 лет назад +18

      Josephian English: HOOOOLY SHIEEEEEEET

  • @micahseiler
    @micahseiler 5 лет назад +1667

    Italian: Vincerò, vincerò
    English: I will win! I will win!
    Google Translate: I’M HAAAAAAAAAAPPYYYYYYYYY

  • @l.r.m.8508
    @l.r.m.8508 5 лет назад +1607

    It’s confirmed, google translate is officially a drunk

    • @teodoratomovic2240
      @teodoratomovic2240 5 лет назад +2

      A-a drunk what?

    • @luciegurganus189
      @luciegurganus189 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @silkwesir1444
      @silkwesir1444 5 лет назад +17

      I think Google Translate is having trouble learning the difference between alcohol and music.
      ("the wine contains music", "we like a cup of music")
      In my opinion, that actually makes some kind of sense.
      Imagine what it would be like to only know about the world through reading random stuff!
      Never seeing, or experiencing anything, except the written word. And lots and lots of it, for that matter.
      (Well it's actually more like reading _everything_ there is to read ... but that is difficult to imagine and I suppose thinking of it as being like reading lots and lots of random stuff should be a good approximation ...)

    • @alpeolpa437
      @alpeolpa437 5 лет назад +4

      It's become One of the Drunks
      Kudos to you if you get the reference :)

    • @gaybowlofcereal
      @gaybowlofcereal 5 лет назад +2

      @@alpeolpa437 this is what it feels liiiiiiikkkeee when you becoooommee one of the druuuunks

  • @icantswim7282
    @icantswim7282 5 лет назад +531

    Drunk people at a party:
    *Shhhhhh, The wine contains a song*

  • @AshuraH
    @AshuraH 5 лет назад +1894

    "Let's go online"
    Google Translate, revealing predictions since 2019

    •  5 лет назад +25

      Coded time traveler messages confirmed.

    • @larsswig912
      @larsswig912 4 года назад +14

      Ok this comment is from 6 months ago...
      And I honestly thought you were talking about doing everything online because of coronavirus
      Are you a time traveller too?

    • @lillybee_
      @lillybee_ 4 года назад +7

      Lars's Wig Oh my gosh. Yeah, I thought so too!

    • @wandasairconditioner4781
      @wandasairconditioner4781 4 года назад +3

      Actually, covid19 existed since 2019 november

    • @e5858
      @e5858 3 года назад +1

      “Let’s escape”

  • @andymac8437
    @andymac8437 5 лет назад +592

    Google translate: “The wine contains a song”
    Me: that explains A LOT

    • @Gimas96
      @Gimas96 5 лет назад +19

      Yeah,that explain a lot of google translate gibberish

    • @ceski3255
      @ceski3255 4 года назад +17

      Don't forget about "We'd like a cup of music." uwu

  • @cherrymoore6497
    @cherrymoore6497 5 лет назад +2236

    We aren't discussing how good an opera singer she is.... Aight

    • @uNkrEaTIvArTs
      @uNkrEaTIvArTs 5 лет назад +59

      namjoons waterbottle Right ?! I’m stunned

    • @Mark-zu6oz
      @Mark-zu6oz 5 лет назад +34

      Impressed

    • @nicolebosma9476
      @nicolebosma9476 5 лет назад +44

      She was trained by an opera teacher

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 лет назад +44

      That vibrato, though

    • @efoxkitsune9493
      @efoxkitsune9493 5 лет назад +30

      RIGHT? Truly stunning. Malinda really is something special... ❤

  • @LunaLupa
    @LunaLupa 5 лет назад +1085

    "Heels, why!"
    As a woman who doesn't wear heels, I often ask myself that.

  • @HectorH-M
    @HectorH-M 5 лет назад +506

    "Failure is good", "Loser, Loser". Me when I fail exams

    • @bibule
      @bibule 5 лет назад +7

      Same

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 лет назад +1

      Me while taking a math test.

    • @conradfebrero5690
      @conradfebrero5690 5 лет назад +13

      *what does salt mean*

    • @HectorH-M
      @HectorH-M 5 лет назад +3

      @@conradfebrero5690 It's a spice we use to give more flavour on food. Many people though say that we have to limit its consumption

    • @HomosapienNo94628
      @HomosapienNo94628 5 лет назад +1

      @Sophie Kurbanov oh my! I am indeed a homosapien and i consume large amounts of sodium

  • @siblaime
    @siblaime 5 лет назад +466

    "that is slowly progressively"
    well, at least not "gradually"

    • @e1123581321345589144
      @e1123581321345589144 5 лет назад +37

      slowly progressively.... papaya?

    • @fwendsforever6001
      @fwendsforever6001 4 года назад +17

      Gradually Watermelon🍉🍉🍉🍉

    • @soggybread4083
      @soggybread4083 4 года назад +11

      Slowly progressively melon

    • @fumikagetokoyami3379
      @fumikagetokoyami3379 4 года назад +7

      Gradually watermelon 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉

    • @xddkarthikaa
      @xddkarthikaa 3 года назад +4

      @@soggybread4083 that fits to the beat too !!

  • @Anachronismgorl
    @Anachronismgorl 5 лет назад +1048

    So google takes alcohol out of songs that feature it and puts alcohol where it doesn't belong.

    • @R.M.MacFru
      @R.M.MacFru 5 лет назад +38

      Well, it doesn't want to be accused of being a lush. 🍷

    • @pinkpomegranate
      @pinkpomegranate 5 лет назад +6

      😂

    • @kennymartin5976
      @kennymartin5976 5 лет назад +10

      Sounds like my fourth grade French Teacher! 😆

    • @Anachronismgorl
      @Anachronismgorl 5 лет назад +1

      Kenny Martin care to elaborate?

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 лет назад +17

      It does the same thing with Satan, too.

  • @callianr6980
    @callianr6980 5 лет назад +561

    I love how the one about committing suicide and throwing oneself into the river due to not being able to be with the love of your life turned into a girl going through and errands list with her father.

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 4 года назад +46

      Gotta make it kid friendly

    • @e1123581321345589144
      @e1123581321345589144 4 года назад +55

      don't forget she also wants to see the port

    • @TheUnsound
      @TheUnsound 4 года назад +39

      Kidz Bop: The opera edition

    • @quietdavedevon
      @quietdavedevon 4 года назад +18

      @@e1123581321345589144 Which port though, the one where ships come in, or, the type of wine?

    • @brendaneichler5244
      @brendaneichler5244 4 года назад +14

      @@quietdavedevon Yes.

  • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
    @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 5 лет назад +892

    I love how simple yet funny "Oh God" becoming "OMG" is. Shows how much of a millennial Google Translate has become XD

    • @Umbris13
      @Umbris13 5 лет назад +1

      KONO DIO DA

    • @patrickmccurry1563
      @patrickmccurry1563 5 лет назад +24

      OMG has been in use literally for over a century. It's first documented use was in 1917 in a letter to Churchill.

    • @wolfheart8604
      @wolfheart8604 5 лет назад +7

      "I'm just a murderer"
      Yep.

    • @rogue955
      @rogue955 5 лет назад +1

      @@patrickmccurry1563 ok boomer

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 5 лет назад +2

      @@patrickmccurry1563 Really? I don't suppose you know where to find it? Link?

  • @Tomsonic41
    @Tomsonic41 5 лет назад +192

    "What does salt mean, failure is good" - could probably be applied to people who stream online games lol

  • @hjt091
    @hjt091 5 лет назад +498

    Google translate: Putting wine in all the songs except the song that's actually about wine

    • @G1indaCoded
      @G1indaCoded 5 лет назад +3

      100th like

    • @DEUMAN_SAMURAI_GAMING
      @DEUMAN_SAMURAI_GAMING 5 лет назад +17

      Google Translate needs to go to a rehab centre then 😂😁😃

    • @Zara-Bari
      @Zara-Bari 5 лет назад +28

      Sort of like how it puts food in everything except recipes.

  • @IdioticEggnog
    @IdioticEggnog 5 лет назад +140

    "He's boosting his confideince..."
    "WHAT DOES SALT MEAN?!"

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin 5 лет назад +806

    I freaking love how you sing those ridiculous lyrics with such emotion.

    • @chuckkecheese
      @chuckkecheese 5 лет назад +33

      Onyx1916 IKR!!! i get the impression she’s really enjoying singing these!!!

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 лет назад +16

      And without dying of laughter in the middle of singing those powerful ballads... *THE TALENT!*

    • @TheLewistownTrainspotter8102
      @TheLewistownTrainspotter8102 5 лет назад +8

      Opera requires you to infuse a lot of emotion with your vocals.

    • @82dorrin
      @82dorrin 5 лет назад +1

      @@TheLewistownTrainspotter8102 She does it in all of her songs, though.

    • @Lyoko2516
      @Lyoko2516 5 лет назад +1

      Kitty Love One of her friends failed in one of the Lion King songs.

  • @Pseudowolf
    @Pseudowolf 5 лет назад +88

    "WHAT DOES SALT MEAN?" is me trying to cook.

  • @stephwestwood
    @stephwestwood 5 лет назад +852

    Alternative title : Malinda blesses us with her vocal range

    • @farhantube7416
      @farhantube7416 4 года назад +30

      (4:59)Song:What does the salt mean?
      Me:NaCl, Natrium Cloride

    • @uselessSam
      @uselessSam 2 года назад

      @@farhantube7416 bad joke

    • @thegabrielabarreto
      @thegabrielabarreto 2 года назад +1

      Sooooo truuuuuuueeee

    • @datjasminecat
      @datjasminecat Год назад

      @@farhantube7416 HELP NATRIUM CHLORIDE
      NA IS SODIUM BESTIE

    • @summawub
      @summawub Год назад

      There’s no way she’s a real human

  • @Johanna
    @Johanna 5 лет назад +110

    "You're not always mine" well, considering that Violetta is a courtesan, it makes sense

  • @janavanbellingen8531
    @janavanbellingen8531 5 лет назад +471

    "loser loser. I'm happy". I feel like it's about accepting yourself now

    • @Agnessa92
      @Agnessa92 5 лет назад +13

      FAILURE IS GOOD is my motto from now on along with give up give up

    • @dastvan8002
      @dastvan8002 5 лет назад +2

      Which is funny considering I only know that song from this scene:
      ruclips.net/video/lO61TCgbMas/видео.html

    • @Painfulldarksoul
      @Painfulldarksoul 5 лет назад +11

      @@Agnessa92 I mean, failure is not bad. If one succeeds, it's like, whatever. But if one fails, it at least forces one to think why one fails and to learn how to not do it next time. So it's indeed good.
      One can certainly do worse, as life mottos go.

    • @pokemonacer
      @pokemonacer 5 лет назад +2

      Agnessa92 failure is good cuz it’s a stepping stone to success

    • @umasvlogsanddisabilityreso9377
      @umasvlogsanddisabilityreso9377 5 лет назад +2

      HAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPYYYYYYY

  • @S0ulDr4gon
    @S0ulDr4gon 5 лет назад +187

    "*The Wine Contains a song*"
    It might be singing:
    "The Wine has arrived, the wine has arrived, the WINE HAS ARRIVED THANK YOU LORD"

    • @izukutodoroki9573
      @izukutodoroki9573 5 лет назад +6

      Lol. Perfect 🤣

    • @ceski3255
      @ceski3255 4 года назад +11

      Don't forget about "We'd like a cup of music." uwu

    • @Ashebrethafe
      @Ashebrethafe 4 года назад +9

      This reminded me of a funny translation of a complaint of service being so slow that the wine had turned into vinegar by the time it arrived: "The wine came, but the wine did not come as wine; the wine came as vinegar" could be translated into Spanish as "El vino vino, pero el vino no vino vino; el vino vino vinagre".

    • @danicaignjatovic3956
      @danicaignjatovic3956 4 года назад +2

      AHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @Godzillaman
    @Godzillaman 5 лет назад +494

    "The wine contains a song."
    Google Translate must be an alcohol connoisseur. Almost every single translated song references either wine, whiskey, or some other alcoholic drink.

    • @veromas436
      @veromas436 5 лет назад +8

      silky wisky

    • @lydiaboyle4158
      @lydiaboyle4158 5 лет назад +9

      The songs contain a wine.

    • @SkepticalCaveman
      @SkepticalCaveman 5 лет назад +11

      Everyone starts to sing after a few drinks.

    • @Kassieq
      @Kassieq 5 лет назад +9

      GRADUALLY WATERMELON. JUICE OF WATERMELON

    • @Anachronismgorl
      @Anachronismgorl 5 лет назад +5

      Connoisseur more like an alcoholic.

  • @indonesia8394
    @indonesia8394 5 лет назад +99

    Some *inspiration* quotes from google translate
    "What does salt mean?"
    "Failure is good"
    "Loser, loser"

    • @eebertdeebert
      @eebertdeebert 4 года назад +11

      *H E E L S*
      *W H Y*

    • @daynamorris2399
      @daynamorris2399 Год назад

      As a woman who hates wearing heels because of a medical issue in my feet, I ask myself this

  • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
    @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 5 лет назад +188

    GT had a serious mood swing there with the "Failure is good. Loser, loser!" / "I'm HAPPY!" transition.

    • @martynap2930
      @martynap2930 5 лет назад +10

      To me it sounds more like being happy despite losing. So optimism instead of giving up

    • @rayshiotile9487
      @rayshiotile9487 5 лет назад +13

      @@martynap2930 it sounds like someone trying to convince themselves that they are okay with losing but they really aren't

    • @johntabler349
      @johntabler349 5 лет назад +3

      If failure is good being a loser should make you happy

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 лет назад

      Rayshio Tile hey, it’s m e

  • @양기훈-n9c
    @양기훈-n9c 5 лет назад +47

    Princess Turandot : And this is my last question. What does salt mean?
    Prince : WhAt DoEs SaLt MeAn???????

  • @mrfroggyab
    @mrfroggyab 5 лет назад +272

    If all opera was google translated like this. I’m confident it would be all I listen to

    • @torithompson6843
      @torithompson6843 5 лет назад +22

      If all opera was like this, the story lines would be drastically improved, in my opinion.

    • @klisterklister2367
      @klisterklister2367 5 лет назад +9

      you should listen to the Cat duet by Rossini, it's 100% the funniest shit i've ever heard. next to it is Mozart's fantastic piece Leck mich im Arsch (and it means precisely what you think it means)

    • @klisterklister2367
      @klisterklister2367 5 лет назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/O5bJJviAX0c/видео.html The cat duet

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 лет назад +3

      Can all operas *be* like this please?

    • @Usernamee619
      @Usernamee619 5 лет назад +1

      Same

  • @DJTechYT
    @DJTechYT 5 лет назад +132

    5:10 Original: Set, stars!
    Google Translate: *LOSER, LOSER*
    _Google Translate turns positivity into negativity_

    • @ceski3255
      @ceski3255 4 года назад +4

      I actually like Loser from BFB. Wait, does that mean Google Translate watches BFB? o.O

    • @jeaddhist
      @jeaddhist 4 года назад +2

      A loser geek or whatever.

    • @conlon4332
      @conlon4332 4 года назад +7

      And vice versa. Actually, I think it just likes to reverse everything. It makes things mean the literal opposite to the original sometimes, and it's constantly swapping she and he.

    • @ClausMichaelFasting
      @ClausMichaelFasting Год назад

      Its like someone is critizing someone for telling a lie.

    • @Ethereal_Solstice
      @Ethereal_Solstice Год назад

      It’s very good at that

  • @ghostlywindsChao
    @ghostlywindsChao 5 лет назад +317

    What does Salt mean!
    Me: LMAO wow never seen someone that happy to fail.

  • @HikikomoriFemcel
    @HikikomoriFemcel 5 лет назад +45

    I laughed so hard because this just happened.
    Dad over text: "going to get food, jack in the box sound good"
    Video: "Yes dad, sounds good to me~"
    Me: -laugh cry screams in autotuned opera-

  • @spencersonnefeld
    @spencersonnefeld 5 лет назад +304

    Alan doing those visible-across-the-opera-house facial expressions.

  • @YamiSatoshi
    @YamiSatoshi 5 лет назад +87

    "Google Translate loves wine."
    That explains everything.

    • @thatswhatisaid8908
      @thatswhatisaid8908 5 лет назад +5

      Actually, I think that the world loves wine, and Google translate realises this.

    • @coledni
      @coledni 5 лет назад +3

      i liked at that part

  • @Composer_Ben
    @Composer_Ben 5 лет назад +82

    In it's own way, that "I'M HAPPY!" is almost as moving as the original line. xD And of course, this was all fantastically sung, too.

  • @iamsongforsomeone994
    @iamsongforsomeone994 4 года назад +63

    ”What does salt mean? Failure is good!”
    Those two got me 😂
    On another note, if Google Translate wasn't so weird with the words, this would be impressive. I mean, it's still very impressive even with google translate trying to ruin everything. Bravo!

  • @lisaaxen534
    @lisaaxen534 5 лет назад +579

    I tried translating "I'm a ghost with a beating heart" and the result was "He is a man with a heart attack"
    😂😂😂

    • @wessmoore7894
      @wessmoore7894 5 лет назад +31

      Well, those aren’t exactly mutually exclusive...

    • @solarmoons14
      @solarmoons14 5 лет назад +6

      I almost choked of laugh, literally

    • @tekaoxn
      @tekaoxn 5 лет назад +21

      I think the ghost appeared due to the man...with a, uhm...heart attack XD

    • @warjikin
      @warjikin 5 лет назад +2

      First one then the other.

    • @torithompson6843
      @torithompson6843 5 лет назад +9

      I google translated Hope of America and got Aloha, America.

  • @theedmee
    @theedmee 5 лет назад +36

    Having seen Pavarotti onstage (yeah, I'm old), I'm insanely impressed with Alan's performance. Tenors like that don't just grow on trees. Thanks for the smiles from this opera lover :)

  • @morgandunn7238
    @morgandunn7238 5 лет назад +173

    Can we get a t-shirt that just says "Google translate loves wine" as google translate is loving wine right now

  • @sciencetribe4045
    @sciencetribe4045 5 лет назад +95

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate this amazing woman right here? She just sang google translate lyrics while performing beautiful opera! The world needs more Malindas! 💗

  • @shnark
    @shnark 5 лет назад +39

    6:17 When you totally forgot the text on stage during a play and just kinda hope somebody rescues you.

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 лет назад +9

      When you’re in marching band and you forget what notes you have to play, and you just kind of hope someone rescues you

  • @PeachyCheeks16
    @PeachyCheeks16 5 лет назад +44

    this is the only time I’ve genuinely enjoyed opera singing

  • @GloomyFish
    @GloomyFish 5 лет назад +53

    "I'M HAAAAAAAAAPPYYYYYYYYY!!!!"
    I laughed so loudly at this it made my mum get annoyed

    • @memy2605
      @memy2605 5 лет назад +5

      You should try singing it instead, just like it was in the video

  • @memy2605
    @memy2605 5 лет назад +56

    The first thing that comes up when I type "what does salt mean" into google is "what does salt mean in the bible"... seems to be a common problem since the second one is "what does salt mean in chemistry", "what does salt mean in a dream", ... in science, in slang, in italian, in medical terms, spiritually, in education... salt has too many meanings

  • @sylverrain
    @sylverrain 5 лет назад +25

    The fact that you guys can sing such ridiculous (and hilarious) lyrics and still sound so beautiful just goes to show how amazing your voices and talent are!

  • @mysticdragonwolf89
    @mysticdragonwolf89 5 лет назад +45

    “What does salt mean?”
    Holds pepper.

    • @e5858
      @e5858 3 года назад +5

      Failure is good

    • @mr.rubert377
      @mr.rubert377 3 года назад +3

      He think pepper is salt cause he dosent know salt soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • @ngracc
    @ngracc 5 лет назад +73

    What I expected: *OhOooooOOOOOOOOOOOO, OUGHHHHHHHAAHHHHHHHH*
    What I got: *ACTUAL LYRICS*

    • @garig9790
      @garig9790 5 лет назад

      Damn, what you expected sounds a little sexual...😂

  • @abbyfincher
    @abbyfincher 5 лет назад +22

    "Heels, why!"
    I agree with this.

    • @daynamorris2399
      @daynamorris2399 Год назад +1

      I hate them because of a medical issue in my feet so i agree

  • @ashleighcummings5372
    @ashleighcummings5372 5 лет назад +176

    Me: *sees merch* my Christmas list has been completed

  • @aaronjimenez7825
    @aaronjimenez7825 2 года назад +5

    You can really tell that Alan has experience emoting to the back of a large auditorium. Those expressions were giant.

  • @jameshumphrey8860
    @jameshumphrey8860 5 лет назад +81

    “What does salt mean?” Either the question is about what salt symbolizes here or Google Translate needs to collaborate with dictionary.com ... Now there’s a scary proposition! 🤔😳

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 лет назад +16

      You just gave me an idea... google translate translates word definitions.

    • @jameshumphrey8860
      @jameshumphrey8860 5 лет назад +2

      Kitty, aye, that was the idea. Seriously, how crazy could that get, lol!

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 лет назад +2

      James Humphrey we need it.

    • @SacredShark
      @SacredShark 5 лет назад +3

      Also urban dictionary/wikipedia

  • @TigStripe
    @TigStripe 4 года назад +9

    This is the biggest flex malinda has ever done. Absolutely beautiful singing, it was hard to even pay attention to the translation

  • @ibukisguitarpic7430
    @ibukisguitarpic7430 5 лет назад +102

    Me: I NEED THAT MERCHHHHHHHHHH
    Also me: *Has no money*

    • @kay9722
      @kay9722 5 лет назад +3

      Aahhh same !!

    • @bibule
      @bibule 5 лет назад +2

      I can't buy online

    • @Dodl1
      @Dodl1 5 лет назад +5

      I'm from Europe, so expensive shipping too I figure 😅 would love to have it though!

    • @ibukisguitarpic7430
      @ibukisguitarpic7430 5 лет назад +2

      @@Dodl1 same 😂

    • @kay9722
      @kay9722 5 лет назад +1

      @@Dodl1 same i'm from germany

  • @tabaxii007
    @tabaxii007 5 лет назад +23

    "What does salt mean?"
    "Heels, why!"
    Google Translate questioning the meaning of life again

  • @joniskahavet
    @joniskahavet 5 лет назад +39

    Slowly Progressively Paradise, a paradise that is slowly progressively.
    Gradually Watermelon. A watermelon that is gradually.

  • @theo5195
    @theo5195 5 лет назад +18

    "A lot of classical operas are written in languages other than English like Italian and French."
    German: Am I a joke to you?

  • @callisto5097
    @callisto5097 5 лет назад +296

    As an Italian I must point out that “Schicchi” is pronounced like “skeeckee”. The rest is okay, and like, you sound cute in Italian

    • @giadasilvestri1105
      @giadasilvestri1105 5 лет назад +21

      Non sono l'unica? Ok non me lo aspettavo

    • @allegraf3826
      @allegraf3826 5 лет назад +15

      Wow non credevo ci fossero altri italiani 😊

    • @DrGregoryHouseIT
      @DrGregoryHouseIT 5 лет назад +8

      @@allegraf3826 Eccone un altro...

    • @francyz9004
      @francyz9004 5 лет назад +10

      Se sei italiano metti like

    • @lauraacerbi7696
      @lauraacerbi7696 5 лет назад +7

      Manco io pensavo ci fossero altri italiani...

  • @studybug5189
    @studybug5189 5 лет назад +19

    I love how "I am tormented," became "chilies" 😂

  • @icecranberry2148
    @icecranberry2148 5 лет назад +170

    "Heels, why!" My thoughts exactly. As a woman who loathes them, I always wonder why they exist. Sneakers forever.

    • @aceanimations3214
      @aceanimations3214 5 лет назад +4

      Samee

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 лет назад +7

      Same here, my dude. I can’t exactly walk in them.

    • @97dusk
      @97dusk 5 лет назад +5

      Preach it. I had to practice in heels extensively because all of the girls were forced to wear them during my high school graduation. Everyone was also made to dress semi-formal, despite the fact we were wearing our graduation gowns over them.
      It sucked.

    • @icecranberry2148
      @icecranberry2148 5 лет назад +3

      @@97dusk I wore them for my graduation too and practiced wearing them at home. My feet were absolutely killing me by the end of the day even though I wore lower heels for the afterparty.

    • @alejandrogonzalez8150
      @alejandrogonzalez8150 5 лет назад +1

      Will kill the joke with serious answer: "Adornment, what a science! Beauty, what a weapon!" Coco Chanel
      To make you taller. To force you to walk in a way to draw attention to your hips.
      "...God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time."
      Eligance. Beauty. Power. Pain, feet on up, is the price to pay.

  • @kristinfrey8088
    @kristinfrey8088 5 лет назад +23

    “Heels, why”... Me my entire life when I’ve ever had to get dressed up.

  • @Shirleydocious
    @Shirleydocious 5 лет назад +56

    And google translate once again sings about wine... it really seems to have a drinking problem 😅😂

    • @JeeWeeD
      @JeeWeeD 5 лет назад +8

      Not only wine, but I DO suspect the port not to be a harbour either...

  • @opinionofmine3238
    @opinionofmine3238 5 лет назад +53

    "Heels Why" is what we were all thinking.
    PS: Leave it to google translate a song about confidence into a song about giving up...again. (Let it Go anyone?)

    • @daynamorris2399
      @daynamorris2399 2 года назад

      I hate wearing them because of a medical issue in my feet so I agree

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin 5 лет назад +72

    *Sees Translator Fails notification*
    *Clicks Translator Fails notification*
    I'm a simple man.

  • @efoxkitsune9493
    @efoxkitsune9493 5 лет назад +8

    Nessun dorma almost killed me. So much love for Alan. I have no words to describe just how perfect his performance was.
    In all seriousness, Malinda, you are truly a very special voice. I'm not just saying that. The stuff you sang here, I mean it's opera, and despite not being an opera singer, you hit every note flawlessly... not many people would be able to pull that off, not even singers. I applaud you. Your vocal range is fantastic, your singing is absolutely beautiful, and you're amazing. You deserve so much recognition - and not just for the funny content.
    All the best! ❤

  • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
    @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 5 лет назад +44

    "The wine contains a song." Oh, is THAT what happens when you're drunk? Doesn't sound too bad then. XD

  • @valentinaembers5713
    @valentinaembers5713 4 года назад +17

    You have such a beautiful voice, Malinda. I’m so glad that you sang this. The translation sounded like a real song even though it had some strange words and other things that Google Translate does, as a result of your wonderful singing. I loved it 💕

  • @matthewaaronallen1598
    @matthewaaronallen1598 5 лет назад +14

    I think the message of GTS Turandot is to be happy whether you win or lose! How inspirational!

  • @sadiemcc9363
    @sadiemcc9363 5 лет назад +36

    Because you didn't do Habanera from Carmen, I did it for you:
    "Love the sneaky bird
    Nobody can clean it
    And it's unused
    If you refuse."

    • @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts
      @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts 3 года назад +2

      What does salt mean it?

    • @Sam-lb8xs
      @Sam-lb8xs 3 года назад +1

      You have to catch the sneaky bird before you can clean it, so you'd have to out-sneak the bird. And it is indeed unused if you refuse. It makes perfect sense to me.

  • @KiraMermaid
    @KiraMermaid 5 лет назад +75

    I am going to hear What does salt mean?" every time a contestant in America's Got Talent sings *Nessun dorma* for the rest of my life
    This is not a complaint

  • @zo6679
    @zo6679 5 лет назад +35

    “Heels,why!”
    Me when I wear high heels

    • @daynamorris2399
      @daynamorris2399 Год назад

      I agree. I hate heels because of a medical issue in my feet

  • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
    @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 5 лет назад +26

    Huh, didn't know that classical opera predicted the creation of the Internet, what with it saying "Let's go online!" XD

  • @sirwiddlescabbagebaker
    @sirwiddlescabbagebaker 5 лет назад +35

    Original: I am tormented
    Google translate: chillies
    Me: sounds about right...
    "Failure is good"
    Me: 😐 now I have an excuse!!!!

  • @rafaxxx321
    @rafaxxx321 5 лет назад +30

    Everyone is focusing in the lyrics but im still in love with your incredible voice

  • @conlon4332
    @conlon4332 4 года назад +37

    I always thought 'If you can sing well, you can sing anything' was a myth, but Malinda's making me question that.

  • @l.r.m.8508
    @l.r.m.8508 5 лет назад +29

    Let’s go online!
    Me whenever Malinda uploads

  • @T_he.Ax_O-loT-l_
    @T_he.Ax_O-loT-l_ 5 лет назад +8

    This is lowkey an excuse for Malinda to show off her amazing opera singing voice. And I'm happy she did! It's so beautiful!!

  • @graceehall_
    @graceehall_ 5 лет назад +119

    Okay but can we talk about how amazing Malinda’s opera singing and vibrato is?!? ♥️♥️

    • @Ell_lovell
      @Ell_lovell 4 года назад +5

      Can we just talk about her AWESOME French accent AND singing? It’s beautiful

  • @1andonlyzara
    @1andonlyzara 4 года назад +28

    Okay, I have something to deconstruct! While translating The Flower Duet, she belted out the line “Pink rose!” Now, I should point out that The Flower Duet was written in French! The French word “rose” translates into English as “pink” AND as “rose”, but there is only one use of the word “rose” in the original line! So at some point while Malinda was working her magic, Google Translate took the one and only instance of “rose”, doubled it, read it as “pink rose”, and removed everything else in the line! Ask me why I’m confident that there will never be a robot uprising! lol

  • @longhaochen8332
    @longhaochen8332 5 лет назад +53

    As french who speaks fluently in Italian and a huge fan of opera, I must admit that these lyrics are pretty weird...

  • @natalies7485
    @natalies7485 5 лет назад +14

    The song about boosting his confidence turned into my irl self-confidence 😂

  • @howlingwolfart8380
    @howlingwolfart8380 5 лет назад +13

    I can only imagine how hard that is to sing such high notes. And, you hit them so effortlessly.

    • @marilouhuille4578
      @marilouhuille4578 5 лет назад +2

      Pretty sure it only looks effortless! And that's all the more impressive...

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 лет назад +3

      *next Mariah Carey, who?*

  • @octavianjoseph8633
    @octavianjoseph8633 5 лет назад +16

    "Failure is good." Didn't we get this exact same failed translation in the Rapunzel song??? I guess Google translate really does believe that failure....is good.😂

  • @ninjaamber
    @ninjaamber 5 лет назад +685

    Day 10 of politely requesting for "Google Translates Sings: "Ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash" ft. CallMeKevin

    • @amsie02
      @amsie02 5 лет назад +15

      YES

    • @erinphillips5341
      @erinphillips5341 5 лет назад +8

      U posted day 9 like 1 min ago 😂

    • @ninjaamber
      @ninjaamber 5 лет назад +4

      @@erinphillips5341 That was for Country Roads lol

    • @semmieb3e127
      @semmieb3e127 5 лет назад +12

      YESS!! WE NEED A KEVIN AND MALINDA DUET SO BAD!!

    • @petradegroot3578
      @petradegroot3578 5 лет назад +5

      ninjaamber - Amber Wendt Yes!! CallMeKevin is great😂👍🏼

  • @Dragons2295
    @Dragons2295 3 года назад +3

    This is so perfect and beautiful. My mom's a classically trained singer and I've listened to all of these my entire life. I need these played at my wedding and my funeral.

  • @denioblack3331
    @denioblack3331 5 лет назад +64

    "omg" is like me when I hear my friend say something stupid

  • @eviegarciaaa
    @eviegarciaaa 5 лет назад +21

    "Heels, why?" Is the only thing I say when I go to a shoe shop.

    • @daynamorris2399
      @daynamorris2399 2 года назад +1

      I hate wearing them because of a medical issue in my feet so I agree

  • @orangespark2340
    @orangespark2340 5 лет назад +65

    Remember that the Italian operas are in old Italian, so don't learn Italian from them.

    • @bibule
      @bibule 5 лет назад +4

      French also

    • @Heroshii15
      @Heroshii15 5 лет назад +25

      Gabriela Chang Ping-Nions Yes, it’s a good idea not to learn French from Italian.

    • @bibule
      @bibule 5 лет назад +4

      @@Heroshii15 no I mean don't learn French from opera songs 😁

    • @thatswhatisaid8908
      @thatswhatisaid8908 5 лет назад +2

      @@bibule why not? I can express my undying love in French, but I can't ask the way to the Ladies! This is what comes of learning French from opera!

    • @bibule
      @bibule 5 лет назад

      @@thatswhatisaid8908 from the same reason as Italian like duuuh that's obvious

  • @hannahshaferdances1809
    @hannahshaferdances1809 5 лет назад +13

    You know you were a strange child when you can sing the majority of the real lyrics in their original language...at 15...

  • @delicateluv.mp3269
    @delicateluv.mp3269 5 лет назад +117

    😂😂😂😂😂😂
    My absolutley favorites of translator fails:
    •Gradually watermelon
    • Taxis In hell cost $6 per minute
    • Food is a person
    • I LIKEE THE BALL IN DA SIINNKK

    • @Beadface
      @Beadface 5 лет назад +12

      Adorable Subs me too my favorites are
      °cars sound like traps
      °moths with headphones
      °I like the ball in the sink

    • @delicateluv.mp3269
      @delicateluv.mp3269 5 лет назад +5

      meowmeowmoew TaKe A bOaT aNd DiVe iN a BuSh

    • @pravijarajesh
      @pravijarajesh 5 лет назад +11

      how could you forget......
      *GiVe Up!!!!* *gIvE uP!!!*

    • @delicateluv.mp3269
      @delicateluv.mp3269 5 лет назад +7

      Pravija V P Oh sorry my bad;
      *lit white snow on the mountain tonight, No viiisaaablee legs*

    • @unapologeticallylizzy
      @unapologeticallylizzy 5 лет назад +1

      Remind me where the bottom two are from

  • @nathanpanusky8419
    @nathanpanusky8419 5 лет назад +5

    The fact that Malinda and Alan can sing opera and make the translated lyrics in the song funny, while simultaneously making them beautiful is absolutely baffling, so BRAVO to both of you! Also, could we get a "The wine contains a song" shirt, please?

  • @JanAside
    @JanAside 5 лет назад +15

    The entirety of Nessun Dorma is a MOOD

  • @chemicalsinthewater6367
    @chemicalsinthewater6367 5 лет назад +17

    Google translate: Buy a mail!
    Me: Just send a text message!

  • @justaguythatsbadateverythi2499
    @justaguythatsbadateverythi2499 5 лет назад +40

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Google translate: The wine contains a song!

    • @ceski3255
      @ceski3255 4 года назад +1

      Don't forget about "We'd like a cup of music." uwu

  • @leovaldez7991
    @leovaldez7991 5 лет назад +7

    Malinda drinking wine and looking done af is mood for the whole 2019

  • @rubinrotfan7616
    @rubinrotfan7616 5 лет назад +22

    “The wine contains a song“
    Oh honey I totally said that before to someone after too much wine

  • @solidwatercress3601
    @solidwatercress3601 5 лет назад +2

    Omg I actually really want the merch it looks so comfy and festive
    Also can I point out that the singing in this video is on point amazing job

  • @alexarmstrong9915
    @alexarmstrong9915 5 лет назад +25

    *Me:* WHAT DOES SALT MEAN???
    *Google Translate:* WHAT DOES FOX SAY???
    I think, google is alive.

  • @FluffieXStarshine
    @FluffieXStarshine 4 года назад +3

    You should make a version 2. There are so many good operas out there that we get clips of in commercials and stuff. I'd love to see more.

  • @HomebaseLHR
    @HomebaseLHR 5 лет назад +23

    1:45 “lets go online” already here! Hello!

  • @melinap3284
    @melinap3284 5 лет назад +8

    1:57 It’s like Google Translate knew you were coming out with new merch... 😂👌

  • @ScarlettJae
    @ScarlettJae 5 лет назад +4

    Can I just say that Malinda has an amazing singing ability! Opera isn't easy to sing and she does it beautifully!