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  • @nugget8967
    @nugget8967 5 лет назад +2377

    Harry: “ I EXPECT THE LAWYER!!!!”
    Dementors: “oh shoot”

    • @demonfoxfilms3570
      @demonfoxfilms3570 4 года назад +55

      Underrated comment! Get your underrated comment! Right here! Awesome as hell and right here!

    • @Ultima72
      @Ultima72 4 года назад +44

      Dementors do try to kill him, so yeah. That's attempted murder, that's the death penalty in some states.

    • @user-xt8kc7gv4k
      @user-xt8kc7gv4k 4 года назад +13

      HAHAHAHA!!!

    • @lorddememe
      @lorddememe 3 года назад +17

      Harry has become one with the Karen

    • @yoisakii-je6te
      @yoisakii-je6te 3 года назад +5

      @Tenya Iida Iida kun? (Realisation that eri does not know him)

  • @senecagaughan
    @senecagaughan 5 лет назад +2763

    "I expect the lawyer" no wonder the dementors run away lol

  • @FuryITTe
    @FuryITTe 4 года назад +923

    Sectumsempra - CUT YOUR EARS
    *George: I can say without hesitation that is an extremely accurate translation*

    • @wisteriatwilight-gryffindo3197
      @wisteriatwilight-gryffindo3197 4 года назад +50

      For some reason I can just imagine George Weasley saying that! XD

    • @k.hizzle5376
      @k.hizzle5376 3 года назад +35

      Has google translate read the books?

    • @annatimberlake7
      @annatimberlake7 3 года назад +36

      Google Translate is hole-y

    • @coyotix
      @coyotix 3 года назад +6

      I was literally about to delete my old comment so I could comment that

    • @belzibobstuff501
      @belzibobstuff501 3 года назад +3

      I LIVE!So funny

  • @rikithequeen8328
    @rikithequeen8328 5 лет назад +499

    “I have no success.”
    That’s legit a definition of life-

  • @phaser_
    @phaser_ 5 лет назад +1840

    *I EXPECT THE LAWYER*

  • @EnchantingWings1
    @EnchantingWings1 5 лет назад +1907

    "I think I really enjoyed myself. We've killed everyone - I learned well. I do not understand how important you are, I want to go to bed"
    Um, Hermione... What dark secrets are you hiding from us?

    • @arunnambirajan5157
      @arunnambirajan5157 5 лет назад +108

      She really needs to sort out her priorities

    • @picklethedragon4889
      @picklethedragon4889 5 лет назад +59

      Well, she had this one extracurricular class.....

    • @elideangeli5098
      @elideangeli5098 5 лет назад +71

      NataliaEnchantix ok so she killed everyone, and had fun with it because it was her first time and she learned how to kill people well, and she finds her friends insignificant and now she’s tired from killing everyone

    • @silvershadow1271
      @silvershadow1271 5 лет назад +15

      @@elideangeli5098 mood

    • @SuperTim-cr8hi
      @SuperTim-cr8hi 5 лет назад +15

      Timothy Beech ( 5th Film ): Who Are You And What Have You Done With Hermione Granger

  • @tanktunk12
    @tanktunk12 4 года назад +683

    "I expect the lawyer" well i never knew karen went to hogwarts

  • @plutonix5792
    @plutonix5792 5 лет назад +410

    "I CUT YOUR EARS!"
    *George Weasley has left the chat*

  • @wryyyboiii1916
    @wryyyboiii1916 6 лет назад +578

    Ron: Wingardium LeviosAA!
    Hermione: No, stop, stop, stop! You're going to take someone's eye out! Besides, you're saying it wrong. NOT VIVARDONIUM LEVIS, LEWISAC.

    • @emulyrose5353
      @emulyrose5353 6 лет назад +3

      Hey_It's_ Melpomene XD

    • @heatherjohnson6699
      @heatherjohnson6699 6 лет назад +5

      *SNORT!!* LOLOLOLOL!! XD Bless you for this comment

    • @randomialerandome2358
      @randomialerandome2358 6 лет назад +4

      I had to like read this over 100 times because i couldn't stop laugingh thank you XD

    • @isaacthered
      @isaacthered 6 лет назад +10

      Ron: Okay...? Lewisac!
      * The book is filled with the sky *
      (translated "The feather rises high into the air.")

    • @Manas-co8wl
      @Manas-co8wl 6 лет назад +5

      Wow.. the book is filled with the sky.. I'll be using that phrase someday somewhere thank you

  • @wolframstahl1263
    @wolframstahl1263 6 лет назад +271

    Actually "I expect the lawyer" is a pretty solid translation.

    • @klaviergavin9936
      @klaviergavin9936 6 лет назад +8

      Wolfram Stahl
      I expect him too, he didn't turn up till now. ;)

    • @CymonTempler
      @CymonTempler 6 лет назад +5

      Especially since three 11 year olds went on a murder spree and killed everyone.

    • @darkoakquarks8748
      @darkoakquarks8748 6 лет назад +6

      Doesn't expecto patronum mean something like: I expect/request a patron/guardian?

    • @wolframstahl1263
      @wolframstahl1263 6 лет назад

      Yes, it does, Trash. But "lawyer" is another possible meaning of the term.

  • @Sasha-iu7fr
    @Sasha-iu7fr 4 года назад +209

    As a Sierra myself, i can indeed confirm that, in fact-
    i am a telephone.

  • @dreaming_big6274
    @dreaming_big6274 5 лет назад +255

    Harry: Expecto Patronum!
    Lawyer: You called?
    Everyone:
    Harry: NO!

  • @joeannwillowdean2331
    @joeannwillowdean2331 5 лет назад +729

    Person 1:HE BATHROOM CUT YOUR EARS!
    Person 2:...... It hurts? ......
    Person 1:VIVARDONIUM LEVI!
    Person 2:......... bicycle?........
    Person 1:OPEN KED!............... PROTOYPE PETOMUN!........... ASSUREANCE COMMITEMT!!!!!!
    Person 2: I expect the lawyer.

  • @danidkg4071
    @danidkg4071 5 лет назад +1817

    sirius: oh no, i'm about to die, harry pls save me
    harry: don't worry, i've got this sirius
    harry: * holds wand up * I EXPECT THE LAWYER
    wand: ...
    sirius: ...
    death eaters: ...
    harry: goddamnit, i know i shouldn't have used google translate

  • @vincentkuhlman7501
    @vincentkuhlman7501 5 лет назад +308

    Woah Sectumsumpra turned into *cut your ears* and Snape cut off George's left ear with that spell!
    Mind blown!

    • @SveaDarkdragon
      @SveaDarkdragon 4 года назад +3

      He did?

    • @__moon_.
      @__moon_. 4 года назад +1

      Because this is it's meaning in latin

    • @fanashia
      @fanashia 4 года назад +3

      @@SveaDarkdragon haven't you seen the movie?

    • @talibhussain5357
      @talibhussain5357 4 года назад +1

      @@SveaDarkdragon Its a fan theory!

    • @icebird1800
      @icebird1800 4 года назад +2

      safe for ramazan annnddddd cut

  • @noodl3mana404
    @noodl3mana404 6 лет назад +214

    Harry Potter casting a spell- I EXPECT THE LAWER
    Voldemort-Wut?

    • @mephisto4421
      @mephisto4421 5 лет назад +25

      Thenoodlemana YT
      Harry Potter: Courtroom Edition

    • @Luna_LU6546
      @Luna_LU6546 5 лет назад +9

      that's the spell you would use when you are in Jail

    • @hopetoombs8886
      @hopetoombs8886 5 лет назад +6

      Harry Potter mock trial.

    • @theoumber6604
      @theoumber6604 5 лет назад

      Confuse him to death!

  • @tomtenisse823
    @tomtenisse823 5 лет назад +601

    I tried to do the name thing with Seamus Finnigan, the result was "Weight Loss"...

  • @apollo6374
    @apollo6374 5 лет назад +229

    “Expecto patronum” did get harry taken to court so I mean close enough right?

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 4 года назад +12

      Which made me realize Wizard word of Harry Potter is screwed up as bad trip after really bad drugs. They have court without law to have lawyer while you are accused of any crime, where they can sentence you for things like life-long prison in place filled with monsters sucking your positive emotions or eating your soul, they teach children lethal spells and how to make poison while completely neglecting basic education, they have school filled with traps next to forest filled with dangerous creatures, they seems to never care about their teachers having any pedagogical qualifications to work children... Hell they don't even check their CVs, or if they aren't actually dangerous criminals. Plus their fav sport is making children fly on sticks, high above grounds while asking some of them to try to make them fall...

    • @schmingerfly6436
      @schmingerfly6436 3 года назад +6

      Funny enough he went to court about using that spell in public. So he would expect the lawyer.

    • @shadowflamez_revenge9156
      @shadowflamez_revenge9156 3 года назад

      THAT IS TRUE CAUSE THAT LADY SAW HIM DO THE SPELL OUTSIDE OF HOGWARTS

    • @shadowflamez_revenge9156
      @shadowflamez_revenge9156 3 года назад +1

      THEN HE GOT TAKEN TO COURT CAUSE HE BROKE THAT RULE OF NEVER DO MAGIC OUTSIDE OF HOGWARTS

    • @nhacker2242
      @nhacker2242 3 года назад +1

      @@Petaurista13 A good sign it was an illegal trial was that it was a Hearing before the ENTIRE WIZMAGOT for UNDERGE USE OF MAGIC IN FRONT OF A MUGGLE, and there are so many things off with that, one the entire Wizmagot wouldn't be needed for an Underage Magic hearing, two the Dursley's were already in the know about magic, and three there was no Veritiserum used. And they changed the time at the very last minute without giving due notice

  • @diadia5634
    @diadia5634 4 года назад +57

    I tried translating the first chapter of The Goblet of Fire. This one is priceless.
    An employee rushed into the village to complain and woke up loud.
    "It's as cold as snow sleeping your eyes! You're in their food!"

    • @diadia5634
      @diadia5634 4 года назад +12

      Frank Bryce was a gardener for the Rydals. She lives alone in the toilet under the Riddle House.
      This is good one, too.

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz 3 года назад +3

      You should have translated the mermaid song

    • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
      @Hand-in-Shot_Productions 3 года назад +3

      Both of them made me laugh! I guess the second comment has something to do with the Riddle family and whoever their gardener was named? I, however, do not recognize the first comment. I'm going to have to take a look at _The_ _Goblet_ _of_ _Fire_ again!

  • @tarvoc746
    @tarvoc746 5 лет назад +569

    To be fair... "Expecto Patronum" technically does translate to "I expect the lawyer".

    • @shinyminunthetheatregeek2036
      @shinyminunthetheatregeek2036 5 лет назад +6

      ... in what language?

    • @rosiereid6778
      @rosiereid6778 5 лет назад +4

      What language?

    • @tarvoc746
      @tarvoc746 5 лет назад +33

      @@shinyminunthetheatregeek2036 Latin.

    • @HadesDarkAngel22
      @HadesDarkAngel22 5 лет назад +54

      @@tarvoc746 im sorry. This literally means I await a guardian in Latin. Where did you get the translation you got?

    • @tarvoc746
      @tarvoc746 5 лет назад +71

      @@HadesDarkAngel22 That's the *intended* translation, obviously. "Patronus" _can_ also be translated with "lawyer", "advocate", "legal defender" or "legal counsel" though. It has a few other implications as well. Latin words in general often have more than one meaning. Look here, for example:
      www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Perseus%3Atext%3A1999.04.0059%3Aentry%3Dpatronus

  • @marleighhope417
    @marleighhope417 5 лет назад +90

    Harry in court when the judge is a dementor:
    I EXPECT A LAWYER!!!!

  • @xx_darky_xx1165
    @xx_darky_xx1165 4 года назад +41

    "I think I really enjoy myself. We've killed everyone - learned well. I do not understand how important you are, I want to go to bed."- Dark Side Of Hermione Granger 2020

  • @captnconfusion280
    @captnconfusion280 6 лет назад +304

    Expecto Patronum - I expect the lawyer.
    That's... actually correct. The latin phrase translates to exactly that, the only difference being that the word "patronus" ("lawyer") was also synonymous with "protector" (bcs a lawyer literally protects you from the law).

  • @Igbtq
    @Igbtq 6 лет назад +502

    Brizzy: Scared, Potter?
    Tessa: You wish.
    *both wiggles eyebrows*
    Malinda: AHHHHHH

    • @MarMarcy
      @MarMarcy 5 лет назад +5

      I didn't watched english Harry Potter because i'm from different country but where is this from

    • @bzboy21
      @bzboy21 5 лет назад +3

      @@MarMarcy
      1:03 It's were It's from.

    • @sophiaR
      @sophiaR 5 лет назад +3

      @@MarMarcy if you're asking for which movie it came from, I believe it's from the second one, the Chamber of Secerts, where Malfoy and Harry was sent by Lockhart to duel..

    • @uhhhyeah8455
      @uhhhyeah8455 5 лет назад +1

      Marcela Maria Marcinova Second movie, dueling scene

  • @yurigacha-san1367
    @yurigacha-san1367 4 года назад +22

    *I EXPECT THE LAWYEEEEER!*
    No wonder the dementors are like "Nope, we out" 😂

  • @Angelina-dv5ew
    @Angelina-dv5ew 3 года назад +27

    My favourite line:
    "How much is this?"
    "5 Galleons"
    "How much for me?"
    "Five Galleons"
    "But I'm your brother!"
    "10 Galleons"

    • @somebody_random157
      @somebody_random157 3 года назад +9

      Translated:
      What about this? 5 gallons n. Around us? 5 gallons n. I am your 10 gallon brother.

  • @phoenix_feathers8
    @phoenix_feathers8 5 лет назад +323

    “Did you catch something there, Tessa?”
    “Yes.”
    “What did you catch?”
    “Tinkerbelle.”

  • @sparrowflyaway
    @sparrowflyaway 6 лет назад +317

    LOL that first quote, my brain went "so does that mean that J.K. Rowling's first name is really Jeremy and not Joanne?"

    • @evelyns3804
      @evelyns3804 5 лет назад +2

      Ha, same

    • @adumbhermione4949
      @adumbhermione4949 5 лет назад +9

      Another mystery to be solved
      HARRY POTTER AND THE CREATOR OF HARRY

    • @Whosaskin
      @Whosaskin 5 лет назад +3

      J.K is short for Jeremy Corbyn

    • @ysloalt
      @ysloalt 5 лет назад

      C.

    • @CocoTheMii
      @CocoTheMii 5 лет назад

      I mean... there’s already a problem in the J.K. part.
      Joanne doesn’t actually have a K in her name. It’s from one of her elder relatives, but I don’t remember who.

  • @zoieycarlybloopers1736
    @zoieycarlybloopers1736 5 лет назад +1457

    You know my favorite Harry Potter quote?
    "Turn to page 394."
    -Severus Snape
    Edit: Thanks for all the likes!

  • @pointlessvideos940
    @pointlessvideos940 3 года назад +8

    “Expecto Patronum!”
    “I expect the lawyer!”
    OH CRUD, NOT THE LAWYER!

  • @BigBoiBlaster615
    @BigBoiBlaster615 5 лет назад +207

    Harry: I EXPECT THE LAWYEEERR
    Dementors: ok then...
    *Directed b-*

  • @helenetrstrup4817
    @helenetrstrup4817 6 лет назад +125

    "We killed everyone"
    I'm in tears. This is too great XD

  • @supernova.exe.3928
    @supernova.exe.3928 4 года назад +434

    Imagine reading Harry Potter according to google translate.
    Wow.
    Edit: THANK YOU!! This is the most likes I have ever gotten! Thank you for liking the comment!

  • @crazycomments2082
    @crazycomments2082 4 года назад +61

    Harry Potter: I expect the lawyer.
    The Lawyer: Hi Mr. Potter, I am your lawyer and I am specialized in both wizard and muggle cases.

  • @wheat2849
    @wheat2849 6 лет назад +107

    "THE SIERRA IS A TELEPHONE!"

  • @miah9406
    @miah9406 6 лет назад +96

    Them: Infinity War was the best crossover of the year
    Me:

  • @itzmedanobodyyt7594
    @itzmedanobodyyt7594 3 года назад +11

    "I expect the lawyer." If this wasn't one of them, I'd think it was a Karen.

  • @jeffreycepeda9768
    @jeffreycepeda9768 5 лет назад +108

    Oh it is very dark in here...
    Oh I know a spell!
    HE BATHROOM!

    • @omgwhoasked1526
      @omgwhoasked1526 3 года назад

      Me on the toilet with the lights off HE BATHROOM

  • @albinotrashpanda1703
    @albinotrashpanda1703 6 лет назад +876

    Google Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

    • @ouchmybrain557
      @ouchmybrain557 6 лет назад +94

      No it's Google Potter and the Translator's Stone

    • @fernleaf1158
      @fernleaf1158 6 лет назад +40

      Machine Wire The Furry Cat I still don't get why Americans are unable to understand what a philosopher is

    • @mikeriordan1219
      @mikeriordan1219 6 лет назад +22

      It’s not that they were unable just that the marketing department was afraid they were unable

    • @LauraLumos
      @LauraLumos 6 лет назад +14

      Fernleaf I'm not sure it had anything to do with whether Americans would understand what a philosopher is. Philosophy has a reputation for being boring (at least in the US) and they probably thought the mention of sorcery would sound cooler and more engaging to children. Once it was in the title they of course had to change the wording throughout the book for consistency. That's just my theory though. I have no idea what the story behind the name change is.

    • @LauraLumos
      @LauraLumos 6 лет назад +8

      Just looked it up and my theory was correct. "Scholastic Corporation bought the U.S. rights in April 1997. They thought that a child would not want to read a book with the word "philosopher" in the title."

  • @voidthewolf9940
    @voidthewolf9940 4 года назад +73

    “I expect the lawyer”
    Me: are you a Karen????

    • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
      @Hand-in-Shot_Productions 3 года назад +1

      Google Translate is Google Translate, which is an online "translator". Also, who is Karen?

    • @voidthewolf9940
      @voidthewolf9940 3 года назад +2

      @@Hand-in-Shot_Productions karen is like a person who yells at like mangers and Lawyers rn it's a trend I was just trying to be funny!

    • @izzy4791
      @izzy4791 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @evodioserrato5595
      @evodioserrato5595 3 года назад +2

      LOL

  • @TheTradge
    @TheTradge 3 года назад +71

    I tried coming up with some more:
    "My dog is not my daughter"
    "Guri is Harry's close friend. Reputation is like celebrities. Remember this."
    "Isn't there milk in the milk?"
    "Look, it's not bad, but we must take care of our health"

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz 3 года назад +11

      Milk in the milk? What?

    • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
      @Hand-in-Shot_Productions 3 года назад +9

      I have read all of the books _and_ watched all of the films, and I have _no_ idea what the original quotes are! At least the first and last ones are true!

    • @bookaholicguy7506
      @bookaholicguy7506 3 года назад +4

      I have literally no idea 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheTradge
      @TheTradge 3 года назад +3

      @@bookaholicguy7506 the first one is easy 😅

    • @bookaholicguy7506
      @bookaholicguy7506 3 года назад +1

      @@TheTradge idk what is it 😅😅

  • @Purple-Berry-Pie
    @Purple-Berry-Pie 5 лет назад +137

    The Sierra is a Telephone's soul is being sucked out by dementors
    Harry: I EXPECT THE LAWYER!
    A stag in a suit standing on its hind legs holding a brief case takes the dementor to court where the dementor is found guilty and gets put back in azkaban!

  • @rachelx04
    @rachelx04 6 лет назад +663

    10:15 herminoe 😭😭😂
    Edit: how did I get this many likes!

    • @potatowizard12
      @potatowizard12 6 лет назад +5

      Rachel Morrison Hermione*

    • @LukeMangi
      @LukeMangi 6 лет назад +20

      Anthony Maguire read the text , it says herminoe

    • @qinci
      @qinci 6 лет назад +5

      MangiGamingYT they spelled Hermione Wrongly

    • @thepureembodimentofchaos4861
      @thepureembodimentofchaos4861 6 лет назад +2

      Rachel Morrison you spelled her name wrong it’s Hermione

    • @Willy-uk9tr
      @Willy-uk9tr 6 лет назад +1

      I love Wonder Woman | Read the bottom

  • @L.D.l.d
    @L.D.l.d 4 года назад +14

    "We've killed everyone"
    Harry Potter Series in a Nutshell.

  • @oliviasusann17
    @oliviasusann17 5 лет назад +28

    “Thank you, Patriarchy, Fourth Dinner, what?” - Brizzy Voices
    Me at 4am after watching these videos

  • @klys2608
    @klys2608 5 лет назад +128

    the dog biting on the stick was so cute ;-;.

  • @i.mdrowninginchensjams6443
    @i.mdrowninginchensjams6443 6 лет назад +85

    I expect the lawyer!
    Is this Harry Potter and his criminal mind?

    • @ReyCypher
      @ReyCypher 5 лет назад +2

      # UNDESIRABLE NUMBER ONE

    • @deadlykittenamuro918
      @deadlykittenamuro918 5 лет назад

      harry potter meets phoenix wright

    • @TheRetroShepherd
      @TheRetroShepherd 5 лет назад

      Harry Potter and the Adventure of Jury Duty, my favorite entry in the series in which Hogwarts goes bankrupt and is bought out by a law school

    • @deadlykittenamuro918
      @deadlykittenamuro918 5 лет назад

      @Mrs. Lop3z why are we not funding this?

    • @UnknowingNeko
      @UnknowingNeko 5 лет назад +1

      IVE DONE MY WAITING!

  • @pineapple4142
    @pineapple4142 3 года назад +7

    This reminds me of that AI written chapter, y’know, Harry Potter and the portrait of what looked like a large pile of ash.

  • @deviqnt
    @deviqnt 4 года назад +14

    0:20 This sentence sums up the most extreme of Karens

  • @anemoia3154
    @anemoia3154 6 лет назад +536

    MY FAVOURITE RUclipsRS ALL IN ONE VIDEO

  • @tessanetting
    @tessanetting 6 лет назад +37

    This was SO MUCH HARDER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE but I had a BLAST let's collab again soon please!!

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 6 лет назад

      Tessa Netting Please do! Will your video be up soon cause i went to your channel and i couldn't find it.

    • @tessanetting
      @tessanetting 6 лет назад

      Yes! It will be up this weekend!

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 6 лет назад

      Tessa Netting Awesomeness :). Can't wait to see what shenanigans you three got up to on your channel.

  • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
    @Hand-in-Shot_Productions 3 года назад +4

    7:57 Ironically, I was holding a fork for eating chicken at dinner when this quote about not having a fork was issued! Talk about odd timings!

  • @loganiushere
    @loganiushere 4 года назад +6

    fun fact: KDE is a gui in Linux
    "Open KDE"
    *Desktop refreshes*

  • @sick_inside_9658
    @sick_inside_9658 5 лет назад +64

    Dark side of Harry Potter:
    *i have no success*
    Me: jeez so dark 🤣😂

  • @ms10089
    @ms10089 6 лет назад +69

    9:39 "serverous snape"
    10:14 "herminoe granger"
    lmao????

  • @champgalaxy4945
    @champgalaxy4945 4 года назад +6

    Just imagine that you got sued for some really weird reason and you walked in and some guy came up screaming in a robe with a wand *I EXPECT THE LAYWER!!!!*

  • @luisb3227
    @luisb3227 4 года назад +2

    Because everybody knows dementors don't want to get into a massive court battle.

  • @GretgorPooper
    @GretgorPooper 5 лет назад +70

    I thought "Jeremy is the creator of Harry" was "James was Harry's father". I'm not good at this.
    Can't stop looking at reemus

  • @MicrowavedAlastair5390
    @MicrowavedAlastair5390 6 лет назад +135

    Now you need to translate Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash.

    • @DarkMasterofCupcakes
      @DarkMasterofCupcakes 6 лет назад +21

      Challenge excepted, going page by page and translated into 10 different languages:
      The height abandoned the walls of the Spirit. The door was open blood. Only those who have moved from Hagrid to the house were surprised. Dragoidheachd Henry something really good.
      Harry water, water flows through the road start. Live easier in work. And he was thinking of Harry, Hermione said to eat at home.
      Debt Ron Ron Ron.
      "If you can not enjoy this, I want to work," I know Hermione in the right way.

    • @DarkMasterofCupcakes
      @DarkMasterofCupcakes 6 лет назад +20

      - But how did Ron find? Ron used. Not Harry, Rowena's longest bird is slow and delicate. Harry, who does not want to think about the birds.
      "It produces a huge castle!" As mentioned above, the choice of response. Ron is starting to do great things. Not out of pride, because of stress promote all conversations in the victim.
      "Look," Hermione said. "The largest part of the garbage in town was also killed meeting to hear them."
      Everything is laid at the entrance of the village, three friends and hot. It was impossible to miss, but magic did not disappear. Ron looks at the key to the door and watched Hermione's flight.
      "I think it's over," he said.
      "It's great," stairs, beautiful vegetables. And I have seen and heard a number of doors trying to make his edge walk slowly. The name is called a man of the people. "What is necessary for Hermione.
      The one following him, Harry, Ron and Hermione, to the boat of death.
      "I think it's good for me," he says he is dead.
      "Thank you," said another. He has already begun to enrich death dead weight of honey.
      "Okay!" The men who were friends of his death. All death would have died in that state. James then put a little and took her to the title of a picture to finish.

    • @DarkMasterofCupcakes
      @DarkMasterofCupcakes 6 лет назад +14

      Mark, Voldemort was spoken after he was alive. Or well. Harry looked down into the woods. A look at Voldemort Harry had become not only knowing.
      Mark said "Voldemort, offensive and absurd." Hermione was full of confidence. Unfortunately, Jan Hermione, and Hermione, and the second time.
      And they came up against Vockemort, a coach, because the pole on the pole. Ron happy. The subject is a horse to live in peace.
      "Ron is" Harry criticized by Thomas when he was upset. He told two of ten thousand talents, dropping them, and taking dead orange. Live down.
      "It's here and now," says Harry and Hermione turned into hot tall grass. Death fears that time has passed, it's still time for Mark.
      *****
      Casa del Palacio is big enough this time and in the food estimates of the Union. From mice and rats. A McGonagall beat him the second time. A high dumbledore focused on the protection of George Hermione came.
      The pigs have drowned the world. Dumbledore is the head of the driver and put his hands on "Haglio".

    • @DarkMasterofCupcakes
      @DarkMasterofCupcakes 6 лет назад +15

      "We were alone," said Harry, Hermione and Ron are in a meeting.
      Some build under astrolegwyr. But if it was all in a house where the chains "Harry Potter and the ashes ashes in separate men." Harry looked around, had gone over, some season.
      "I'm Harry Potter," he started listening to Harry. "What a nice thing for a child"

    • @CeruleanSeal
      @CeruleanSeal 6 лет назад +6

      How do I pin a comment on someone else's video?

  • @princessfiona2967
    @princessfiona2967 5 лет назад +8

    1.Harry Potter und Rafaelosse
    2.Harry Potter and the Secret Room
    3.Harry Potter is the arrest of Azkaban.
    4. Harry Potter and goblin lights
    5.Painting by Harry Potter and Phoenix
    6.Harry Potter and half
    7.Harry Potera, in Chengdu

    • @pianopanicattack
      @pianopanicattack 5 лет назад +1

      French Actress/Girlfriend Harry Potter

    • @rosin_eater
      @rosin_eater 4 года назад

      Weow

    • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
      @Hand-in-Shot_Productions 3 года назад +2

      Most of these are understandable _(Harry_ _Potter_ _and_ _the_ _Half-Blood_ _Prince_ becomes _Harry_ _Potter_ _and_ _Half,_ for instance), but what is "Rafaelosse"? Also, how did _Harry_ _Potter_ _and _the_ _Deathly_ _Hallows_ become _Harry_ _Potera,_ _in_ _Chengdu?_

    • @princessfiona2967
      @princessfiona2967 3 года назад

      @@Hand-in-Shot_Productions i don't know dude...

  • @his-.
    @his-. 3 года назад +24

    Brizzy: "scared PoTtAh?"
    Tessa: "you wish."
    Malinda: **perfectly cut scream**
    my favorite part.

  • @QATNIP
    @QATNIP 6 лет назад +268

    When I got my first Harry Potter book, i used to read "Her-Me-1" instead of "Her-my-o-knee". Silly me 😅

    • @13thReDUX
      @13thReDUX 6 лет назад +23

      QATNIP I used to think it was Her-me-own

    • @melissakee2286
      @melissakee2286 5 лет назад +10

      I first learned her name in dutch and when i saw the movie in english i was so confused by her name too. Not because it's of course different, but its a complicated name too

    • @scifiwriter1006
      @scifiwriter1006 5 лет назад +5

      QATNIP I totally mispronounced it too. Lol

    • @Josh-zu8cr
      @Josh-zu8cr 5 лет назад +3

      I did her me own

    • @evelyns3804
      @evelyns3804 5 лет назад +4

      I called her hero- mine

  • @arielsteinsaltz1956
    @arielsteinsaltz1956 5 лет назад +8

    I love that “how they treat their inferiors” translated to husbands.

  • @akrobeau
    @akrobeau 5 лет назад +17

    “I think I really enjoy myself. We’ve killed everyone - I learned well. I do not understand how important you are, I want to go to bed.” - Google Translate, 6:03

  • @pal3shelter
    @pal3shelter 4 года назад +5

    Harry: *I E X P E C T T H E L A W Y E R*
    The Lawyer: *I’ve been expecting you, potter*

    • @BumbleBeeBug
      @BumbleBeeBug 4 года назад +1

      xX S m o l B e a n Xx this deserves much more likes

    • @pal3shelter
      @pal3shelter 4 года назад

      @@BumbleBeeBug Ty:0

    • @Anna-rj8ty
      @Anna-rj8ty 3 года назад

      Oml what if Cornelius fudge was a lawyer.
      Idk why it came in my head

  • @Discosaturn
    @Discosaturn 6 лет назад +409

    When will you be doing another Google Translate song parody?
    I suggest you do "Africa" by Toto.

    • @_skirdybirdy1788
      @_skirdybirdy1788 6 лет назад +3

      Disco Saturn Loves To Do Subtitled Comedies and Other Things 24/7 that would be a good one

    • @MetalGearRaxis
      @MetalGearRaxis 6 лет назад

      Oh I'd love that.

    • @Josake.
      @Josake. 6 лет назад +18

      I translated it! All I can say is “I bless the rains down in Africa” translated to “I’m meditating.” Why Google, why.

    • @rawant.7746
      @rawant.7746 6 лет назад +5

      This is so sad. Alexa, play _Africa by Toto_

    • @jasonfire3434
      @jasonfire3434 6 лет назад

      Disco Saturn Loves To Do Subtitled Comedies and Other Things 24/7 OMG YES

  • @ellabronkema9375
    @ellabronkema9375 5 лет назад +67

    7:15 Snape's potions class is contaminated spam
    Taught by Service Fractions

  • @pengweng3795
    @pengweng3795 4 года назад +3

    Sectumsempa= cut your ears
    George: that was surprisingly accurate for google translate

  • @dimondsamking4525
    @dimondsamking4525 4 года назад +7

    Vivardarium Levis actually sounds like a spell used in Harry Potter

  • @user-sx6xv7vk6e
    @user-sx6xv7vk6e 6 лет назад +36

    "I expect the lawyer!" is probably the spell's Muggle equivalent. Used most often by Sir and Madam Dursley Belly.
    "It does not depend on sisters, the money is useless" - when you're in such trouble tnat neither your family connections nor your wealth can save you.
    "I think I really enjoyd myself. We've killed everyone - I learned well." - apparently, that's what happens when you leave Hermione alone with those books from the Restricted Section...
    Well, if you manage to sell LIGHT to someone, that's certainly a feat worth celebrating, so I'm with google on this)
    "Let's see how to care for their husbands" - ah, so that's how Sam Smith became a good cheater overnight: he just tried to get a good look at someone, and things got WAY out of hand)

  • @nyanya232
    @nyanya232 5 лет назад +59

    Awww, poor pupper.
    Do translations to harry potter puppet pals song.

    • @kristinvagula2821
      @kristinvagula2821 4 года назад

      Snape snape severus snape DUMBLEDORE ron ron ron whiiiiisly harry potter hermioneeeeeeee

  • @roaratime4651
    @roaratime4651 5 лет назад +13

    When i tried, "wingardium leviosa" turned into "come back to my hometown" ... how did this happen? I dont know.

    • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
      @Hand-in-Shot_Productions 3 года назад +3

      "Come back to my Hometown"?! This translation makes Ron's mispronunciation of "Wingardium Leviosa" look like a slight accent or something!

  • @peanutsthesquirrel5225
    @peanutsthesquirrel5225 5 лет назад +15

    Wait sectumsempera was used to cut off George’s ear... *IT KNOWS*

  • @marrowbrown
    @marrowbrown 6 лет назад +157

    Now that you've done this, may I suggest a Percy Jackson version?

  • @macattack1756
    @macattack1756 6 лет назад +61

    This was great, but I was kina just looking at little Remus chewing on the stick 😄

  • @connorj9733
    @connorj9733 4 года назад +44

    No one
    No one at all
    Malinda: Herminoe Granger

    • @tonyb2523
      @tonyb2523 3 года назад +1

      Her name is Malinda

    • @OlgilyMolgilyMort
      @OlgilyMolgilyMort 3 года назад +2

      @@tonyb2523 conor j said that

    • @tonyb2523
      @tonyb2523 3 года назад +1

      @@OlgilyMolgilyMort Yeah originally he had Melinda

  • @yes-lt4bw
    @yes-lt4bw 4 года назад +6

    It actually makes sense that sectumsempra is translated into cut your ears especially because of what happened to George

  • @emilyfolsom899
    @emilyfolsom899 6 лет назад +334

    "Jeremy is the creator of Harry".
    Google translate is trying to tell us something... 🤔 dunt dunt dunnn
    Many secrets have been revealed.
    (My captions: "Jeremy this hair is real dad's candle." Oh?)
    EDIT: AHHHH, thank you so much for the ❤ Malinda!

  • @StephanieDev
    @StephanieDev 5 лет назад +38

    Harry Potter in court: I EXPECT THE LAWYER!

  • @jwalt2577
    @jwalt2577 4 года назад +3

    *”ASSURANCE COMMITMENT!”*
    Oh no.

  • @abjecthackneyedgame
    @abjecthackneyedgame 4 года назад +37

    WHY IS BRIZZY SO GOOD AT DOING THIER ACCENTS?! “Scared Potter?” “Now,if u 2 dnt mind,IM going to bed, for either of u come up with another clever idea to get us *killed* or worse, *expelled* “

    • @sou.p
      @sou.p 3 года назад +5

      Well.. isn't her RUclips name Brizzy Voices lol?

    • @izzy4791
      @izzy4791 3 года назад +3

      She is voice actor I think

  • @curbywurby4040
    @curbywurby4040 6 лет назад +58

    Ah yes my favourite harry potter character the sierra is a telephone

  • @kxshii_.
    @kxshii_. 6 лет назад +22

    **A wild boggart appears**
    Me: I EXPECT THE LAWYER!!
    **my google patronus appears**

    • @pianopanicattack
      @pianopanicattack 5 лет назад

      Patronuses (patroni?) are meant for Dementors, the spell to fight boggarts is Ridikkulus. :) Friendly reminder, but I thought your google comment was pretty hilarious!

  • @melanyhowell7046
    @melanyhowell7046 4 года назад +3

    _we’ve killed everyone_ geese google didn’t need to be so dark about a totally innocent line from Hermione

  • @musicaluprising924
    @musicaluprising924 4 года назад +8

    The wand jokes are great...😂😂😂...the best part is, that there were some funny descriptions about Harry putting his "wand" in his trousers 😂😂😂

  • @merrickjacobs197
    @merrickjacobs197 6 лет назад +4

    I absolutely lost it at "You can't just whip your wand out of your pants" line! The reactions from all three were hilarious!

  • @foxofsky5
    @foxofsky5 6 лет назад +10

    'Ill be in my bedroom making no noise and pretending I don't exist'
    Me in a nutshell

    • @theoumber6604
      @theoumber6604 5 лет назад

      I'm in the corner of the room, not saying, pretending I am not.

  • @rikm13
    @rikm13 4 года назад +8

    Malinda: It is not dependent on sisters
    Me: James charles disagrees

  • @jollyholly106
    @jollyholly106 4 года назад +2

    I just imagine hermione splattered with blood with an AK47 saying 'we've killed everyone'

  • @andysquarantine
    @andysquarantine 6 лет назад +170

    I don't know what I just watched but I loved it..

  • @asnek2527
    @asnek2527 5 лет назад +24

    Somebody has to make a bootleg harry potter with those names...
    Herio Groncher

  • @xxleah_haydenxx
    @xxleah_haydenxx 4 года назад +79

    Everyone else: *watches video normally*
    Me: *trying to work out what character wands Tessa and Brizzy are holding*
    (All I know right now is that Brizzy is holding Lupin's wand, which makes it even better and more ironic when she says Remus before she guesses)
    Edit: Tessa is holding Harry's wand btw

  • @ren7266
    @ren7266 4 года назад +3

    Google translate and Harry Potter in one...?
    *MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE AND MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS HAVE COMBINED.*

  • @theocloffod-suede5354
    @theocloffod-suede5354 5 лет назад +19

    Translator fails with Brizzy voices, who was with Supercarlinbrothers.
    MY LIFE HAS BEEN FULFILLED

    • @llexarts
      @llexarts 5 лет назад

      Damaris croffoot-suede YASSSS ALL THE THINGS

  • @celia1818
    @celia1818 5 лет назад +24

    Put in: "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live"
    And got: Dreams should not be made

  • @timelesscroissant9562
    @timelesscroissant9562 4 года назад +5

    I expect the lawyer*
    Karen potter 100%

  • @alisav.4879
    @alisav.4879 3 года назад +3

    Watch out guys. Harry has turned into a mega Karen.
    "I EXPECT THE LAWYER"

  • @AspenKai
    @AspenKai 6 лет назад +62

    NOW U HAVE TO DO PERCY JACKSON ACCORDING TO GOOGLE TRANSLATE >:00000000 -(how about someone emails her with the request or tags her with a request on like Twitter so something)-

    • @ZeldaRoseSongbook
      @ZeldaRoseSongbook 6 лет назад +1

      Kai Ninja of Fire OMG YESYESYESYES

    • @soup4720
      @soup4720 6 лет назад +1

      YES OMG YAAAAASSS

    • @AspenKai
      @AspenKai 6 лет назад

      Kassiani Austin lol so true

    • @AspenKai
      @AspenKai 6 лет назад +1

      Kat The Nerdfighter yup
      and Kane Chronicles

    • @joeleldo6011
      @joeleldo6011 6 лет назад +3

      So...Rick riordan according google translate?
      10/10 would watch.

  • @katiemargaret5435
    @katiemargaret5435 6 лет назад +28

    YES TESSA THEY LEFT SO MUCH OUT OF THE MOVIES

  • @joshorton9061
    @joshorton9061 4 года назад +2

    “I expect the lawyer!”
    *lawyer appears and sues the dementors*