Person 1:HE BATHROOM CUT YOUR EARS! Person 2:...... It hurts? ...... Person 1:VIVARDONIUM LEVI! Person 2:......... bicycle?........ Person 1:OPEN KED!............... PROTOYPE PETOMUN!........... ASSUREANCE COMMITEMT!!!!!! Person 2: I expect the lawyer.
@@MarMarcy if you're asking for which movie it came from, I believe it's from the second one, the Chamber of Secerts, where Malfoy and Harry was sent by Lockhart to duel..
Ron: Wingardium LeviosAA! Hermione: No, stop, stop, stop! You're going to take someone's eye out! Besides, you're saying it wrong. NOT VIVARDONIUM LEVIS, LEWISAC.
"I think I really enjoyed myself. We've killed everyone - I learned well. I do not understand how important you are, I want to go to bed" Um, Hermione... What dark secrets are you hiding from us?
NataliaEnchantix ok so she killed everyone, and had fun with it because it was her first time and she learned how to kill people well, and she finds her friends insignificant and now she’s tired from killing everyone
I tried translating the first chapter of The Goblet of Fire. This one is priceless. An employee rushed into the village to complain and woke up loud. "It's as cold as snow sleeping your eyes! You're in their food!"
Both of them made me laugh! I guess the second comment has something to do with the Riddle family and whoever their gardener was named? I, however, do not recognize the first comment. I'm going to have to take a look at _The_ _Goblet_ _of_ _Fire_ again!
Expecto Patronum - I expect the lawyer. That's... actually correct. The latin phrase translates to exactly that, the only difference being that the word "patronus" ("lawyer") was also synonymous with "protector" (bcs a lawyer literally protects you from the law).
Which made me realize Wizard word of Harry Potter is screwed up as bad trip after really bad drugs. They have court without law to have lawyer while you are accused of any crime, where they can sentence you for things like life-long prison in place filled with monsters sucking your positive emotions or eating your soul, they teach children lethal spells and how to make poison while completely neglecting basic education, they have school filled with traps next to forest filled with dangerous creatures, they seems to never care about their teachers having any pedagogical qualifications to work children... Hell they don't even check their CVs, or if they aren't actually dangerous criminals. Plus their fav sport is making children fly on sticks, high above grounds while asking some of them to try to make them fall...
@@Petaurista13 A good sign it was an illegal trial was that it was a Hearing before the ENTIRE WIZMAGOT for UNDERGE USE OF MAGIC IN FRONT OF A MUGGLE, and there are so many things off with that, one the entire Wizmagot wouldn't be needed for an Underage Magic hearing, two the Dursley's were already in the know about magic, and three there was no Veritiserum used. And they changed the time at the very last minute without giving due notice
I mean... there’s already a problem in the J.K. part. Joanne doesn’t actually have a K in her name. It’s from one of her elder relatives, but I don’t remember who.
sirius: oh no, i'm about to die, harry pls save me harry: don't worry, i've got this sirius harry: * holds wand up * I EXPECT THE LAWYER wand: ... sirius: ... death eaters: ... harry: goddamnit, i know i shouldn't have used google translate
"I think I really enjoy myself. We've killed everyone - learned well. I do not understand how important you are, I want to go to bed."- Dark Side Of Hermione Granger 2020
The Sierra is a Telephone's soul is being sucked out by dementors Harry: I EXPECT THE LAWYER! A stag in a suit standing on its hind legs holding a brief case takes the dementor to court where the dementor is found guilty and gets put back in azkaban!
@@HadesDarkAngel22 That's the *intended* translation, obviously. "Patronus" _can_ also be translated with "lawyer", "advocate", "legal defender" or "legal counsel" though. It has a few other implications as well. Latin words in general often have more than one meaning. Look here, for example: www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Perseus%3Atext%3A1999.04.0059%3Aentry%3Dpatronus
I tried coming up with some more: "My dog is not my daughter" "Guri is Harry's close friend. Reputation is like celebrities. Remember this." "Isn't there milk in the milk?" "Look, it's not bad, but we must take care of our health"
I have read all of the books _and_ watched all of the films, and I have _no_ idea what the original quotes are! At least the first and last ones are true!
Fernleaf I'm not sure it had anything to do with whether Americans would understand what a philosopher is. Philosophy has a reputation for being boring (at least in the US) and they probably thought the mention of sorcery would sound cooler and more engaging to children. Once it was in the title they of course had to change the wording throughout the book for consistency. That's just my theory though. I have no idea what the story behind the name change is.
Just looked it up and my theory was correct. "Scholastic Corporation bought the U.S. rights in April 1997. They thought that a child would not want to read a book with the word "philosopher" in the title."
“I think I really enjoy myself. We’ve killed everyone - I learned well. I do not understand how important you are, I want to go to bed.” - Google Translate, 6:03
"I expect the lawyer!" is probably the spell's Muggle equivalent. Used most often by Sir and Madam Dursley Belly. "It does not depend on sisters, the money is useless" - when you're in such trouble tnat neither your family connections nor your wealth can save you. "I think I really enjoyd myself. We've killed everyone - I learned well." - apparently, that's what happens when you leave Hermione alone with those books from the Restricted Section... Well, if you manage to sell LIGHT to someone, that's certainly a feat worth celebrating, so I'm with google on this) "Let's see how to care for their husbands" - ah, so that's how Sam Smith became a good cheater overnight: he just tried to get a good look at someone, and things got WAY out of hand)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone script, translated by me: McGonagall, Draco Maloy. Draco is proud of the man. That's why she thought of you. Unique: SLYTHERIN! Ron: It's a mistake, an old retrospective. McGonagall thinks Hatch Edit? Ron: magic, witchcraft or that can not be worse than being a Slytherin. The others, Susan, carefully. It's a little bit again. Harry went and the darkness of paleontology Severus looked. Your condition is full. Mark: Oh (put your hand over your eyes) Ron, Harry, what is this? Marcus: No ... no, that's fine. A little sign, look ... I see ... Potter? McGonagall, Ronald Sirius Black. Ron takes it and leaves. T-shirt has the property that is always comfortable. Hat hat hat: yes! Another Sirius Black. Slytherin ... I do not know where to administer? Calendar lines {} (Entertainment) McGonagall: Harry Potter Everything is very safe. Marcus learns to live and to live. Edit hats: Mmm ... hard, hard. Anyway, at least, fear and sadness are great. They are a quick joke and drinks or dirt company, take part and anyone out of context. But what do they think, what are you doing? Marek [O], he's not a Slytherin. It's Slytherin. Harry has many problems and powers with the Gryffindor program. Although Fred and George were there and happy: pots have brought us! We understood it! Harry is sitting. Another: Kill the cup. Dumbledore: Start your meal ... The pill contains drinks with anxiety and counseling. Harry: wow. Draco looks at all products and stimulates honey cream. Ron looks at his eyes. SEAMUS FINNIGAN, the boy who speaks. Seamus: I'm halfway. My dad is Polish. Mother is a wizard It hurts to think about it. Anerauo Neville. Harry stands next to Percy. Okay Harry: Els, Percy, who is this teacher who talks to Professor Raptor? Percy: he, Professor Snape, the great prince of Slytherin. Harry: what are you studying? Percy: Oh, this is the head of Slizolin's house, Professor Snape. Harry: What's he learning? Percy: Elixirs But everyone knows he wants black art. He has been in Quirrell for many years. Ron, who has just come to the chicken curtain, goes to the bowl for fun, and the outdated chef, Sir Nicholas, ceases to exist. Ron: Aha! Nick: Hello! How do you like Greyhound? There are many ghosts that flow through the walls. Noise Ghost: Kdo-hoo-hoo! Girl: look, this is Bloody Baron! Percy: Hi, Mr. Nicholas. Do you have a good summer? Nick: Dismay. I was again refused my request to participate in the hunt. {From the start} Ron: Hi, I know you! Almost almost stomach Nick! Nick: I'd like Sir Nicholas if you do not feel well. Hermione: Head to Head How can you be almost a headache? Nick: So. {He picked up his head and pulled it aside. Your head is close to the wire. Ron: Aha! Hermione: Eughe. Forum: Percy climbs up the Gryffindor stairs. Percy: Gryffindors, please. Wait, thank you. Sons, Ravenclaw, follow me. and Mark, this is perfect for sleeping. Oh ... look at the path they want to change. In order to keep the space booths saw the number by moving-axis. Marcus: Wait, please, and follow me. In line. James Seamus, photo running! Ron: You see, please! Mark I. The girls, look! Here! Who is this girl? That picture and save it is fun. The girls, who are you? eat; He has not come to Slytherin's house. There are the girls in the park as big. Woman password? Mark Kapala Dragon. The picture will continue to show you opening a woman in the garden. Please wait for me later. The girls are young. Mark: And the same company. Welcome to Slytherin. Climb up children and left. The girls in the village. Before pain. Scene: Tomorrow, Harry and Ron are still in the area. They are in a hurry. She is sitting at a table. Ron: Ugh, thanks, can you think about McGonagall's old eyes when we were gone? The cow ran out of the office and became Professor McGonagall. Two children are born Ron: It's fine. McGonagall: Thanks for the review, Mr. Weasley. Malia, if you have ordered Mr. Potter, he spends less than the watts of his watch, maybe one at a time. Harry: we do not have to. McGonagall: Maybe the card is back? I would like to try some of the places in your area. Scene: the Piton Potions series. The students speak and live in smoke. The images of the door and the Snape are running.
I first learned her name in dutch and when i saw the movie in english i was so confused by her name too. Not because it's of course different, but its a complicated name too
"Jeremy is the creator of Harry". Google translate is trying to tell us something... 🤔 dunt dunt dunnn Many secrets have been revealed. (My captions: "Jeremy this hair is real dad's candle." Oh?) EDIT: AHHHH, thank you so much for the ❤ Malinda!
WHY IS BRIZZY SO GOOD AT DOING THIER ACCENTS?! “Scared Potter?” “Now,if u 2 dnt mind,IM going to bed, for either of u come up with another clever idea to get us *killed* or worse, *expelled* “
Challenge excepted, going page by page and translated into 10 different languages: The height abandoned the walls of the Spirit. The door was open blood. Only those who have moved from Hagrid to the house were surprised. Dragoidheachd Henry something really good. Harry water, water flows through the road start. Live easier in work. And he was thinking of Harry, Hermione said to eat at home. Debt Ron Ron Ron. "If you can not enjoy this, I want to work," I know Hermione in the right way.
- But how did Ron find? Ron used. Not Harry, Rowena's longest bird is slow and delicate. Harry, who does not want to think about the birds. "It produces a huge castle!" As mentioned above, the choice of response. Ron is starting to do great things. Not out of pride, because of stress promote all conversations in the victim. "Look," Hermione said. "The largest part of the garbage in town was also killed meeting to hear them." Everything is laid at the entrance of the village, three friends and hot. It was impossible to miss, but magic did not disappear. Ron looks at the key to the door and watched Hermione's flight. "I think it's over," he said. "It's great," stairs, beautiful vegetables. And I have seen and heard a number of doors trying to make his edge walk slowly. The name is called a man of the people. "What is necessary for Hermione. The one following him, Harry, Ron and Hermione, to the boat of death. "I think it's good for me," he says he is dead. "Thank you," said another. He has already begun to enrich death dead weight of honey. "Okay!" The men who were friends of his death. All death would have died in that state. James then put a little and took her to the title of a picture to finish.
Mark, Voldemort was spoken after he was alive. Or well. Harry looked down into the woods. A look at Voldemort Harry had become not only knowing. Mark said "Voldemort, offensive and absurd." Hermione was full of confidence. Unfortunately, Jan Hermione, and Hermione, and the second time. And they came up against Vockemort, a coach, because the pole on the pole. Ron happy. The subject is a horse to live in peace. "Ron is" Harry criticized by Thomas when he was upset. He told two of ten thousand talents, dropping them, and taking dead orange. Live down. "It's here and now," says Harry and Hermione turned into hot tall grass. Death fears that time has passed, it's still time for Mark. ***** Casa del Palacio is big enough this time and in the food estimates of the Union. From mice and rats. A McGonagall beat him the second time. A high dumbledore focused on the protection of George Hermione came. The pigs have drowned the world. Dumbledore is the head of the driver and put his hands on "Haglio".
"We were alone," said Harry, Hermione and Ron are in a meeting. Some build under astrolegwyr. But if it was all in a house where the chains "Harry Potter and the ashes ashes in separate men." Harry looked around, had gone over, some season. "I'm Harry Potter," he started listening to Harry. "What a nice thing for a child"
Everyone else: *watches video normally* Me: *trying to work out what character wands Tessa and Brizzy are holding* (All I know right now is that Brizzy is holding Lupin's wand, which makes it even better and more ironic when she says Remus before she guesses) Edit: Tessa is holding Harry's wand btw
I ALWAYS WATCH THE WHOLE HARRY POTTER SERIES IN all the breaks. Yes. I realized I was tooooo excited, do love it. Haha And of cours I read them too LOL
NOW U HAVE TO DO PERCY JACKSON ACCORDING TO GOOGLE TRANSLATE >:00000000 -(how about someone emails her with the request or tags her with a request on like Twitter so something)-
“I think I really enjoyed myself. We killed everyone, I’ve learned well. I do not understand how important you are, I want to go to bed.” smells like CHARA’S spirit nirvana and undertale jokes haha
1.Harry Potter und Rafaelosse 2.Harry Potter and the Secret Room 3.Harry Potter is the arrest of Azkaban. 4. Harry Potter and goblin lights 5.Painting by Harry Potter and Phoenix 6.Harry Potter and half 7.Harry Potera, in Chengdu
Most of these are understandable _(Harry_ _Potter_ _and_ _the_ _Half-Blood_ _Prince_ becomes _Harry_ _Potter_ _and_ _Half,_ for instance), but what is "Rafaelosse"? Also, how did _Harry_ _Potter_ _and _the_ _Deathly_ _Hallows_ become _Harry_ _Potera,_ _in_ _Chengdu?_
Just imagine that you got sued for some really weird reason and you walked in and some guy came up screaming in a robe with a wand *I EXPECT THE LAYWER!!!!*
Patronuses (patroni?) are meant for Dementors, the spell to fight boggarts is Ridikkulus. :) Friendly reminder, but I thought your google comment was pretty hilarious!
Hey Malinda, your google translate projects has inspired me to make one of my own. I’m slowly working on it but it’s going to be based on one of my series. I will credit you for inspiration. So thank you for being awesome.
Harry: “ I EXPECT THE LAWYER!!!!”
Dementors: “oh shoot”
Underrated comment! Get your underrated comment! Right here! Awesome as hell and right here!
Dementors do try to kill him, so yeah. That's attempted murder, that's the death penalty in some states.
HAHAHAHA!!!
Harry has become one with the Karen
@Tenya Iida Iida kun? (Realisation that eri does not know him)
"I expect the lawyer" no wonder the dementors run away lol
Assurance commitment is needed for the dementors if a stag comes charging at them
🤣🤣🤣
😂lol
karens everywhere
Lol
Sectumsempra - CUT YOUR EARS
*George: I can say without hesitation that is an extremely accurate translation*
For some reason I can just imagine George Weasley saying that! XD
Has google translate read the books?
Google Translate is hole-y
I was literally about to delete my old comment so I could comment that
I LIVE!So funny
"I CUT YOUR EARS!"
*George Weasley has left the chat*
Bruh
*TOO* *SOON*
"I expect the lawyer" well i never knew karen went to hogwarts
Legend Dahio 😂
I never knew Karen! No, I mean, really: who is Karen?
There has only been one Karen at hogwarts
@@WildestCarton umbridge/lockhart
Umbridge
As a Sierra myself, i can indeed confirm that, in fact-
i am a telephone.
underrated comment right here
😆 lol
Nice!
Person 1:HE BATHROOM CUT YOUR EARS!
Person 2:...... It hurts? ......
Person 1:VIVARDONIUM LEVI!
Person 2:......... bicycle?........
Person 1:OPEN KED!............... PROTOYPE PETOMUN!........... ASSUREANCE COMMITEMT!!!!!!
Person 2: I expect the lawyer.
A confusing conversation when you put it like this.
XD
I CANNOT I CANNOT HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
Do you know there names?
Harry: Expecto Patronum!
Lawyer: You called?
Everyone:
Harry: NO!
Woah Sectumsumpra turned into *cut your ears* and Snape cut off George's left ear with that spell!
Mind blown!
He did?
Because this is it's meaning in latin
@@SveaDarkdragon haven't you seen the movie?
@@SveaDarkdragon Its a fan theory!
safe for ramazan annnddddd cut
Brizzy: Scared, Potter?
Tessa: You wish.
*both wiggles eyebrows*
Malinda: AHHHHHH
I didn't watched english Harry Potter because i'm from different country but where is this from
@@MarMarcy
1:03 It's were It's from.
@@MarMarcy if you're asking for which movie it came from, I believe it's from the second one, the Chamber of Secerts, where Malfoy and Harry was sent by Lockhart to duel..
Marcela Maria Marcinova Second movie, dueling scene
Ron: Wingardium LeviosAA!
Hermione: No, stop, stop, stop! You're going to take someone's eye out! Besides, you're saying it wrong. NOT VIVARDONIUM LEVIS, LEWISAC.
Hey_It's_ Melpomene XD
*SNORT!!* LOLOLOLOL!! XD Bless you for this comment
I had to like read this over 100 times because i couldn't stop laugingh thank you XD
Ron: Okay...? Lewisac!
* The book is filled with the sky *
(translated "The feather rises high into the air.")
Wow.. the book is filled with the sky.. I'll be using that phrase someday somewhere thank you
“I have no success.”
That’s legit a definition of life-
Stop pretending your life is bad, just to get more likes.
jEsUs- its just a comment ._.
same
Isn’t that all of us?
Mood
*I EXPECT THE LAWYER*
Lawyer: I've been expecting you Vørtex
OMG I CAN'T 😂😂😂
Well where's the damn lawyer
It’s supposed to be “I expect a guardian” I think xD
Hold it!
Actually "I expect the lawyer" is a pretty solid translation.
Wolfram Stahl
I expect him too, he didn't turn up till now. ;)
Especially since three 11 year olds went on a murder spree and killed everyone.
Doesn't expecto patronum mean something like: I expect/request a patron/guardian?
Yes, it does, Trash. But "lawyer" is another possible meaning of the term.
"The Dursleys... OH! *TESSA NETTING!!* ...Lumos..."
-Tessa, 2K18
The Purp Person gosh 2K18 is my favorite year. No hate
"I think I really enjoyed myself. We've killed everyone - I learned well. I do not understand how important you are, I want to go to bed"
Um, Hermione... What dark secrets are you hiding from us?
She really needs to sort out her priorities
Well, she had this one extracurricular class.....
NataliaEnchantix ok so she killed everyone, and had fun with it because it was her first time and she learned how to kill people well, and she finds her friends insignificant and now she’s tired from killing everyone
@@elideangeli5098 mood
Timothy Beech ( 5th Film ): Who Are You And What Have You Done With Hermione Granger
*Kinda random fact* but when you translate *_'weasley'_* from english to latin it turns into *_'sirius black'_*
Beyza Sahin omg wtf how
Miriam The Cat omg I thought it wouldn't but I tried it and it DOES
:O
Sirius is secretly a Weasley, confirmed.
😱 Oh snap, you're right! Who knew Google Translate had fan theories of her own, lol.
Miriam The Cat omg it is...... omg Sirius is a Weasley!!! Sirius Weasley!! Ahhhhh
I tried translating the first chapter of The Goblet of Fire. This one is priceless.
An employee rushed into the village to complain and woke up loud.
"It's as cold as snow sleeping your eyes! You're in their food!"
Frank Bryce was a gardener for the Rydals. She lives alone in the toilet under the Riddle House.
This is good one, too.
You should have translated the mermaid song
Both of them made me laugh! I guess the second comment has something to do with the Riddle family and whoever their gardener was named? I, however, do not recognize the first comment. I'm going to have to take a look at _The_ _Goblet_ _of_ _Fire_ again!
Expecto Patronum - I expect the lawyer.
That's... actually correct. The latin phrase translates to exactly that, the only difference being that the word "patronus" ("lawyer") was also synonymous with "protector" (bcs a lawyer literally protects you from the law).
Cheers mate for this insightful comment. 😀
Is anyone else imagining Tessa’s patronus as a guy in a suit with a briefcase?
Erbs thanks, you ruined it
Erbs hi
"We killed everyone"
I'm in tears. This is too great XD
“Expecto patronum” did get harry taken to court so I mean close enough right?
Which made me realize Wizard word of Harry Potter is screwed up as bad trip after really bad drugs. They have court without law to have lawyer while you are accused of any crime, where they can sentence you for things like life-long prison in place filled with monsters sucking your positive emotions or eating your soul, they teach children lethal spells and how to make poison while completely neglecting basic education, they have school filled with traps next to forest filled with dangerous creatures, they seems to never care about their teachers having any pedagogical qualifications to work children... Hell they don't even check their CVs, or if they aren't actually dangerous criminals. Plus their fav sport is making children fly on sticks, high above grounds while asking some of them to try to make them fall...
Funny enough he went to court about using that spell in public. So he would expect the lawyer.
THAT IS TRUE CAUSE THAT LADY SAW HIM DO THE SPELL OUTSIDE OF HOGWARTS
THEN HE GOT TAKEN TO COURT CAUSE HE BROKE THAT RULE OF NEVER DO MAGIC OUTSIDE OF HOGWARTS
@@Petaurista13 A good sign it was an illegal trial was that it was a Hearing before the ENTIRE WIZMAGOT for UNDERGE USE OF MAGIC IN FRONT OF A MUGGLE, and there are so many things off with that, one the entire Wizmagot wouldn't be needed for an Underage Magic hearing, two the Dursley's were already in the know about magic, and three there was no Veritiserum used. And they changed the time at the very last minute without giving due notice
LOL that first quote, my brain went "so does that mean that J.K. Rowling's first name is really Jeremy and not Joanne?"
Ha, same
Another mystery to be solved
HARRY POTTER AND THE CREATOR OF HARRY
J.K is short for Jeremy Corbyn
C.
I mean... there’s already a problem in the J.K. part.
Joanne doesn’t actually have a K in her name. It’s from one of her elder relatives, but I don’t remember who.
I tried to do the name thing with Seamus Finnigan, the result was "Weight Loss"...
😂
Which is sad considering that Seamus is a toothpick.
How dare Google say Seamus is overweight!
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡Google Translate
😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
Harry in court when the judge is a dementor:
I EXPECT A LAWYER!!!!
Hell, just Harry in court. His patronus did somehow end up being a major part of that trial.
“Did you catch something there, Tessa?”
“Yes.”
“What did you catch?”
“Tinkerbelle.”
Ebola.
When did I even reply that, I don’t remember this comment at all.
Diofeliz You're probably haunted by the ghost of someone who died from ebola.
Harry: I EXPECT THE LAWYEEERR
Dementors: ok then...
*Directed b-*
Somebody gonna get sued
Hedwigs theme intensifies
You know my favorite Harry Potter quote?
"Turn to page 394."
-Severus Snape
Edit: Thanks for all the likes!
Rest in peace my dear friend Severus.
Oh Severous Snape
Oh Alan Rickman
And snape was good....
RIP
NOOOIICE!
"THE SIERRA IS A TELEPHONE!"
sirius: oh no, i'm about to die, harry pls save me
harry: don't worry, i've got this sirius
harry: * holds wand up * I EXPECT THE LAWYER
wand: ...
sirius: ...
death eaters: ...
harry: goddamnit, i know i shouldn't have used google translate
OH MY GOD!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 YOU MADE MY DAY!!!
That....just....why..........
lol
I just spent a half hour laughing
*knew
"I think I really enjoy myself. We've killed everyone - learned well. I do not understand how important you are, I want to go to bed."- Dark Side Of Hermione Granger 2020
Them: Infinity War was the best crossover of the year
Me:
Oh it is very dark in here...
Oh I know a spell!
HE BATHROOM!
Me on the toilet with the lights off HE BATHROOM
*I EXPECT THE LAWYEEEEER!*
No wonder the dementors are like "Nope, we out" 😂
The Sierra is a Telephone's soul is being sucked out by dementors
Harry: I EXPECT THE LAWYER!
A stag in a suit standing on its hind legs holding a brief case takes the dementor to court where the dementor is found guilty and gets put back in azkaban!
I love this haha 😂
Pretty accurate
Lol
HECK YEAH
Brilliantly hilarious! 😂🤣😂🤣
To be fair... "Expecto Patronum" technically does translate to "I expect the lawyer".
... in what language?
What language?
@@shinyminunthetheatregeek2036 Latin.
@@tarvoc746 im sorry. This literally means I await a guardian in Latin. Where did you get the translation you got?
@@HadesDarkAngel22 That's the *intended* translation, obviously. "Patronus" _can_ also be translated with "lawyer", "advocate", "legal defender" or "legal counsel" though. It has a few other implications as well. Latin words in general often have more than one meaning. Look here, for example:
www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Perseus%3Atext%3A1999.04.0059%3Aentry%3Dpatronus
My favourite line:
"How much is this?"
"5 Galleons"
"How much for me?"
"Five Galleons"
"But I'm your brother!"
"10 Galleons"
Translated:
What about this? 5 gallons n. Around us? 5 gallons n. I am your 10 gallon brother.
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Harry Potter casting a spell- I EXPECT THE LAWER
Voldemort-Wut?
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Harry Potter: Courtroom Edition
that's the spell you would use when you are in Jail
Harry Potter mock trial.
Confuse him to death!
I tried coming up with some more:
"My dog is not my daughter"
"Guri is Harry's close friend. Reputation is like celebrities. Remember this."
"Isn't there milk in the milk?"
"Look, it's not bad, but we must take care of our health"
Milk in the milk? What?
I have read all of the books _and_ watched all of the films, and I have _no_ idea what the original quotes are! At least the first and last ones are true!
I have literally no idea 😂😂😂😂😂
@@bookaholicguy7506 the first one is easy 😅
@@TheTradge idk what is it 😅😅
7:15 Snape's potions class is contaminated spam
Taught by Service Fractions
Google Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
No it's Google Potter and the Translator's Stone
Machine Wire The Furry Cat I still don't get why Americans are unable to understand what a philosopher is
It’s not that they were unable just that the marketing department was afraid they were unable
Fernleaf I'm not sure it had anything to do with whether Americans would understand what a philosopher is. Philosophy has a reputation for being boring (at least in the US) and they probably thought the mention of sorcery would sound cooler and more engaging to children. Once it was in the title they of course had to change the wording throughout the book for consistency. That's just my theory though. I have no idea what the story behind the name change is.
Just looked it up and my theory was correct. "Scholastic Corporation bought the U.S. rights in April 1997. They thought that a child would not want to read a book with the word "philosopher" in the title."
“I think I really enjoy myself. We’ve killed everyone - I learned well. I do not understand how important you are, I want to go to bed.” - Google Translate, 6:03
the dog biting on the stick was so cute ;-;.
That's clearly a wand not a stick. You're officially a muggle.
No bully
kroftie Muggle Much?
It's Remus, what did you expect? (if your not a fander, ignore)
GOOD GOD ITS A WAND
"I expect the lawyer!" is probably the spell's Muggle equivalent. Used most often by Sir and Madam Dursley Belly.
"It does not depend on sisters, the money is useless" - when you're in such trouble tnat neither your family connections nor your wealth can save you.
"I think I really enjoyd myself. We've killed everyone - I learned well." - apparently, that's what happens when you leave Hermione alone with those books from the Restricted Section...
Well, if you manage to sell LIGHT to someone, that's certainly a feat worth celebrating, so I'm with google on this)
"Let's see how to care for their husbands" - ah, so that's how Sam Smith became a good cheater overnight: he just tried to get a good look at someone, and things got WAY out of hand)
10:15 herminoe 😭😭😂
Edit: how did I get this many likes!
Rachel Morrison Hermione*
Anthony Maguire read the text , it says herminoe
MangiGamingYT they spelled Hermione Wrongly
Rachel Morrison you spelled her name wrong it’s Hermione
I love Wonder Woman | Read the bottom
I expect the lawyer!
Is this Harry Potter and his criminal mind?
# UNDESIRABLE NUMBER ONE
harry potter meets phoenix wright
Harry Potter and the Adventure of Jury Duty, my favorite entry in the series in which Hogwarts goes bankrupt and is bought out by a law school
@Mrs. Lop3z why are we not funding this?
@@TheRetroShepherd this needs to be real
“Thank you, Patriarchy, Fourth Dinner, what?” - Brizzy Voices
Me at 4am after watching these videos
This was great, but I was kina just looking at little Remus chewing on the stick 😄
Same :)
The fact the dog is called Remus is frikin great
/hi/
I thought "Jeremy is the creator of Harry" was "James was Harry's father". I'm not good at this.
Can't stop looking at reemus
All I can think of is Studio C
Others: remus.
You: *reemus*
I thought it was "You look just like your father..."
The wand jokes are great...😂😂😂...the best part is, that there were some funny descriptions about Harry putting his "wand" in his trousers 😂😂😂
Dark side of Harry Potter:
*i have no success*
Me: jeez so dark 🤣😂
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone script,
translated by me:
McGonagall, Draco Maloy.
Draco is proud of the man. That's why she thought of you.
Unique: SLYTHERIN!
Ron: It's a mistake, an old retrospective.
McGonagall thinks
Hatch Edit?
Ron: magic, witchcraft or that can not be worse than being a Slytherin. The others, Susan, carefully. It's a little bit again.
Harry went and the darkness of paleontology Severus looked. Your condition is full.
Mark: Oh (put your hand over your eyes) Ron, Harry, what is this?
Marcus: No ... no, that's fine. A little sign, look ... I see ... Potter? McGonagall, Ronald Sirius Black. Ron takes it and leaves. T-shirt has the property that is always comfortable.
Hat hat hat: yes! Another Sirius Black. Slytherin ... I do not know where to administer? Calendar lines {} (Entertainment)
McGonagall: Harry Potter Everything is very safe. Marcus learns to live and to live.
Edit hats: Mmm ... hard, hard. Anyway, at least, fear and sadness are great. They are a quick joke and drinks or dirt company, take part and anyone out of context. But what do they think, what are you doing? Marek [O], he's not a Slytherin. It's Slytherin.
Harry has many problems and powers with the Gryffindor program.
Although Fred and George were there and happy: pots have brought us! We understood it!
Harry is sitting.
Another: Kill the cup.
Dumbledore: Start your meal ...
The pill contains drinks with anxiety and counseling.
Harry: wow.
Draco looks at all products and stimulates honey cream.
Ron looks at his eyes.
SEAMUS FINNIGAN, the boy who speaks.
Seamus: I'm halfway. My dad is Polish. Mother is a wizard It hurts to think about it.
Anerauo Neville.
Harry stands next to Percy. Okay
Harry: Els, Percy, who is this teacher who talks to Professor Raptor?
Percy: he, Professor Snape, the great prince of Slytherin.
Harry: what are you studying?
Percy: Oh, this is the head of Slizolin's house, Professor Snape.
Harry: What's he learning?
Percy: Elixirs But everyone knows he wants black art. He has been in Quirrell for many years.
Ron, who has just come to the chicken curtain, goes to the bowl for fun, and the outdated chef, Sir Nicholas, ceases to exist.
Ron: Aha!
Nick: Hello! How do you like Greyhound?
There are many ghosts that flow through the walls.
Noise Ghost: Kdo-hoo-hoo!
Girl: look, this is Bloody Baron!
Percy: Hi, Mr. Nicholas. Do you have a good summer?
Nick: Dismay. I was again refused my request to participate in the hunt. {From the start}
Ron: Hi, I know you! Almost almost stomach Nick!
Nick: I'd like Sir Nicholas if you do not feel well.
Hermione: Head to Head How can you be almost a headache?
Nick: So. {He picked up his head and pulled it aside. Your head is close to the wire.
Ron: Aha!
Hermione: Eughe.
Forum:
Percy climbs up the Gryffindor stairs.
Percy: Gryffindors, please. Wait, thank you.
Sons, Ravenclaw, follow me. and
Mark, this is perfect for sleeping. Oh ... look at the path they want to change.
In order to keep the space booths saw the number by moving-axis.
Marcus: Wait, please, and follow me. In line.
James Seamus, photo running!
Ron: You see, please!
Mark I.
The girls, look! Here! Who is this girl?
That picture and save it is fun.
The girls, who are you?
eat;
He has not come to Slytherin's house. There are the girls in the park as big.
Woman password?
Mark Kapala Dragon. The picture will continue to show you opening a woman in the garden. Please wait for me later.
The girls are young.
Mark: And the same company. Welcome to Slytherin. Climb up children and left. The girls in the village. Before pain.
Scene: Tomorrow, Harry and Ron are still in the area. They are in a hurry. She is sitting at a table.
Ron: Ugh, thanks, can you think about McGonagall's old eyes when we were gone?
The cow ran out of the office and became Professor McGonagall. Two children are born
Ron: It's fine.
McGonagall: Thanks for the review, Mr. Weasley. Malia, if you have ordered Mr. Potter, he spends less than the watts of his watch, maybe one at a time.
Harry: we do not have to.
McGonagall: Maybe the card is back? I would like to try some of the places in your area.
Scene: the Piton Potions series.
The students speak and live in smoke. The images of the door and the Snape are running.
*THE COW RAN OUT OF THE OFFICE AND BECAME PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL*
*DRACO LOOKS AT ALL PRODUCTS AND STIMULATES HONEY CREAM*
ily Slazo lol
The pill contains drinks with anxiety and counseling.
Harry: wow.
This was a whole soothouse video just reading it
"I expect the lawyer." If this wasn't one of them, I'd think it was a Karen.
When I got my first Harry Potter book, i used to read "Her-Me-1" instead of "Her-my-o-knee". Silly me 😅
QATNIP I used to think it was Her-me-own
I first learned her name in dutch and when i saw the movie in english i was so confused by her name too. Not because it's of course different, but its a complicated name too
QATNIP I totally mispronounced it too. Lol
I did her me own
I called her hero- mine
9:39 "serverous snape"
10:14 "herminoe granger"
lmao????
Hereos Groncher.
You have 69 likes
“Expecto Patronum!”
“I expect the lawyer!”
OH CRUD, NOT THE LAWYER!
"Jeremy is the creator of Harry".
Google translate is trying to tell us something... 🤔 dunt dunt dunnn
Many secrets have been revealed.
(My captions: "Jeremy this hair is real dad's candle." Oh?)
EDIT: AHHHH, thank you so much for the ❤ Malinda!
Is James' real name jeremy
Google thinks the J stands for Jeremy
Jeremy Katharine Rowling, duh
Jeremy Corbyn!
Emily Folsom Ron Jeremy maybe?
Awww, poor pupper.
Do translations to harry potter puppet pals song.
Snape snape severus snape DUMBLEDORE ron ron ron whiiiiisly harry potter hermioneeeeeeee
0:20 This sentence sums up the most extreme of Karens
When will you be doing another Google Translate song parody?
I suggest you do "Africa" by Toto.
Disco Saturn Loves To Do Subtitled Comedies and Other Things 24/7 that would be a good one
Oh I'd love that.
I translated it! All I can say is “I bless the rains down in Africa” translated to “I’m meditating.” Why Google, why.
This is so sad. Alexa, play _Africa by Toto_
Disco Saturn Loves To Do Subtitled Comedies and Other Things 24/7 OMG YES
This was SO MUCH HARDER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE but I had a BLAST let's collab again soon please!!
Tessa Netting Please do! Will your video be up soon cause i went to your channel and i couldn't find it.
Yes! It will be up this weekend!
Tessa Netting Awesomeness :). Can't wait to see what shenanigans you three got up to on your channel.
WHY IS BRIZZY SO GOOD AT DOING THIER ACCENTS?! “Scared Potter?” “Now,if u 2 dnt mind,IM going to bed, for either of u come up with another clever idea to get us *killed* or worse, *expelled* “
Well.. isn't her RUclips name Brizzy Voices lol?
She is voice actor I think
YES TESSA THEY LEFT SO MUCH OUT OF THE MOVIES
Ah yes my favourite harry potter character the sierra is a telephone
I do
"We've killed everyone"
Harry Potter Series in a Nutshell.
Now that you've done this, may I suggest a Percy Jackson version?
*Percabeth in a nutshell*
YEEEEEES
OMG yaaaaaaaassssssss
YESSSSSSSSSSS
YEEEEESSSS
Now you need to translate Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash.
Challenge excepted, going page by page and translated into 10 different languages:
The height abandoned the walls of the Spirit. The door was open blood. Only those who have moved from Hagrid to the house were surprised. Dragoidheachd Henry something really good.
Harry water, water flows through the road start. Live easier in work. And he was thinking of Harry, Hermione said to eat at home.
Debt Ron Ron Ron.
"If you can not enjoy this, I want to work," I know Hermione in the right way.
- But how did Ron find? Ron used. Not Harry, Rowena's longest bird is slow and delicate. Harry, who does not want to think about the birds.
"It produces a huge castle!" As mentioned above, the choice of response. Ron is starting to do great things. Not out of pride, because of stress promote all conversations in the victim.
"Look," Hermione said. "The largest part of the garbage in town was also killed meeting to hear them."
Everything is laid at the entrance of the village, three friends and hot. It was impossible to miss, but magic did not disappear. Ron looks at the key to the door and watched Hermione's flight.
"I think it's over," he said.
"It's great," stairs, beautiful vegetables. And I have seen and heard a number of doors trying to make his edge walk slowly. The name is called a man of the people. "What is necessary for Hermione.
The one following him, Harry, Ron and Hermione, to the boat of death.
"I think it's good for me," he says he is dead.
"Thank you," said another. He has already begun to enrich death dead weight of honey.
"Okay!" The men who were friends of his death. All death would have died in that state. James then put a little and took her to the title of a picture to finish.
Mark, Voldemort was spoken after he was alive. Or well. Harry looked down into the woods. A look at Voldemort Harry had become not only knowing.
Mark said "Voldemort, offensive and absurd." Hermione was full of confidence. Unfortunately, Jan Hermione, and Hermione, and the second time.
And they came up against Vockemort, a coach, because the pole on the pole. Ron happy. The subject is a horse to live in peace.
"Ron is" Harry criticized by Thomas when he was upset. He told two of ten thousand talents, dropping them, and taking dead orange. Live down.
"It's here and now," says Harry and Hermione turned into hot tall grass. Death fears that time has passed, it's still time for Mark.
*****
Casa del Palacio is big enough this time and in the food estimates of the Union. From mice and rats. A McGonagall beat him the second time. A high dumbledore focused on the protection of George Hermione came.
The pigs have drowned the world. Dumbledore is the head of the driver and put his hands on "Haglio".
"We were alone," said Harry, Hermione and Ron are in a meeting.
Some build under astrolegwyr. But if it was all in a house where the chains "Harry Potter and the ashes ashes in separate men." Harry looked around, had gone over, some season.
"I'm Harry Potter," he started listening to Harry. "What a nice thing for a child"
How do I pin a comment on someone else's video?
Harry Potter: I expect the lawyer.
The Lawyer: Hi Mr. Potter, I am your lawyer and I am specialized in both wizard and muggle cases.
Remus the Doxie is FREAKING ADORABLE. My cat is also named Remus (after Remus Lupin). He makes little cameos on my channel. :)
I don't know what I just watched but I loved it..
Everyone else: *watches video normally*
Me: *trying to work out what character wands Tessa and Brizzy are holding*
(All I know right now is that Brizzy is holding Lupin's wand, which makes it even better and more ironic when she says Remus before she guesses)
Edit: Tessa is holding Harry's wand btw
Put in: "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live"
And got: Dreams should not be made
I ALWAYS WATCH THE WHOLE HARRY POTTER SERIES IN all the breaks. Yes. I realized I was tooooo excited, do love it. Haha
And of cours I read them too LOL
“I expect the lawyer”
Me: are you a Karen????
Google Translate is Google Translate, which is an online "translator". Also, who is Karen?
@@Hand-in-Shot_Productions karen is like a person who yells at like mangers and Lawyers rn it's a trend I was just trying to be funny!
Lol
LOL
The doggo chewing on the stick!!!
ADORABLE!!!!!
THIS MADE MY DAY!!!! Also PROTOTYPE PETOMUM!!!
Edit: if you pause at 5:10 Tessa’s face is so funny
WHAT AM I DOING?
_TwistedTotoro_ Brizzy looks like she’s at a photo shoot
7:57 Ironically, I was holding a fork for eating chicken at dinner when this quote about not having a fork was issued! Talk about odd timings!
I absolutely lost it at "You can't just whip your wand out of your pants" line! The reactions from all three were hilarious!
I love that “how they treat their inferiors” translated to husbands.
fun fact: KDE is a gui in Linux
"Open KDE"
*Desktop refreshes*
NOW U HAVE TO DO PERCY JACKSON ACCORDING TO GOOGLE TRANSLATE >:00000000 -(how about someone emails her with the request or tags her with a request on like Twitter so something)-
Kai Ninja of Fire OMG YESYESYESYES
YES OMG YAAAAASSS
Kassiani Austin lol so true
Kat The Nerdfighter yup
and Kane Chronicles
So...Rick riordan according google translate?
10/10 would watch.
“I think I really enjoyed myself. We killed everyone, I’ve learned well. I do not understand how important you are, I want to go to bed.”
smells like CHARA’S spirit
nirvana and undertale jokes haha
1.Harry Potter und Rafaelosse
2.Harry Potter and the Secret Room
3.Harry Potter is the arrest of Azkaban.
4. Harry Potter and goblin lights
5.Painting by Harry Potter and Phoenix
6.Harry Potter and half
7.Harry Potera, in Chengdu
French Actress/Girlfriend Harry Potter
Weow
Most of these are understandable _(Harry_ _Potter_ _and_ _the_ _Half-Blood_ _Prince_ becomes _Harry_ _Potter_ _and_ _Half,_ for instance), but what is "Rafaelosse"? Also, how did _Harry_ _Potter_ _and _the_ _Deathly_ _Hallows_ become _Harry_ _Potera,_ _in_ _Chengdu?_
@@Hand-in-Shot_Productions i don't know dude...
Somebody has to make a bootleg harry potter with those names...
Herio Groncher
Translator fails with Brizzy voices, who was with Supercarlinbrothers.
MY LIFE HAS BEEN FULFILLED
Damaris croffoot-suede YASSSS ALL THE THINGS
Just imagine that you got sued for some really weird reason and you walked in and some guy came up screaming in a robe with a wand *I EXPECT THE LAYWER!!!!*
**A wild boggart appears**
Me: I EXPECT THE LAWYER!!
**my google patronus appears**
Patronuses (patroni?) are meant for Dementors, the spell to fight boggarts is Ridikkulus. :) Friendly reminder, but I thought your google comment was pretty hilarious!
I’m subbed to all three of them and when I saw this I was like, COME ON WHERE IS TESSAS??? Brizzy and Malinda posted at the same time!
It actually makes sense that sectumsempra is translated into cut your ears especially because of what happened to George
The doggy is so cute!
🐕🐩🐶🐾
Hey Malinda, your google translate projects has inspired me to make one of my own. I’m slowly working on it but it’s going to be based on one of my series. I will credit you for inspiration. So thank you for being awesome.
Brizzy: "scared PoTtAh?"
Tessa: "you wish."
Malinda: **perfectly cut scream**
my favorite part.
"I EXPECT THE LAWYER!!!"
Harry Potter in court: I EXPECT THE LAWYER!
When i tried, "wingardium leviosa" turned into "come back to my hometown" ... how did this happen? I dont know.
"Come back to my Hometown"?! This translation makes Ron's mispronunciation of "Wingardium Leviosa" look like a slight accent or something!
'Ill be in my bedroom making no noise and pretending I don't exist'
Me in a nutshell
I'm in the corner of the room, not saying, pretending I am not.
*my life would be complete if*
_you did another one_
We've been waiting for almost 4 years 😭
Vivardarium Levis actually sounds like a spell used in Harry Potter
Omg all my favorite RUclipsrs in one place!!!! **Is in heaven**
bailal1 *are
So.. inferiors = husbands.. any double meaning there? Just askin lol ofc we all know.. duh..😂😏
I guess Google Translate has gone through a divorce recently.
rockyblacksmith Yeah, with the Bing Translator, for literally having like 10 languages or something (At least on a Kindle).
rockyblacksmith ooo must have a been a nasty divorce
Nonono u all get it wrong. Actually they try to say if u divorce them, u become a Inferi and u know what that means
@@kristinvagula2821 wait what-