Harry Potter Predictive Text Impressions (I literally cried)

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  • @hydro_tox2127
    @hydro_tox2127 5 лет назад +7526

    Don’t worry I can see them too, you’re going on a date and then you get to see me and I do not want you guys in my car.
    Happiness can be found even in a relationship and I’m like oh my lord I don’t have any relationship
    Now if you two don’t mind I’m off to bed before I wanna go to pick up a pool

    • @hydro_tox2127
      @hydro_tox2127 5 лет назад +252

      HOLY RAVENCLAW! my comment was hearted and pinned by Brizzy! im FREAKING out! just wanted to let you know i love you brizzy

    • @msdonutrollyt2164
      @msdonutrollyt2164 5 лет назад +33

      Lol!

    • @LunaStarlight35
      @LunaStarlight35 5 лет назад +67

      I'm laughing lol. The first one made me cry!

    • @lightbubba
      @lightbubba 5 лет назад +59

      I love the 2nd one. XD

    • @electrafying
      @electrafying 5 лет назад +13

      Hydro_Tox so it’s gonna be forever

  • @springuponher
    @springuponher 5 лет назад +5126

    "My father will eat your hair." - Draco, 2019.

    • @ashwest4279
      @ashwest4279 5 лет назад +72

      Thats hillarius! XD

    • @satanswife2546
      @satanswife2546 5 лет назад +116

      Poor Lucius 😂😂😂

    • @jellykitty9618
      @jellykitty9618 5 лет назад +107

      @@ashwest4279 its...
      Hair-lairious?

    • @emiliescott777
      @emiliescott777 5 лет назад +21

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😅😅

    • @TheBamboozledRat
      @TheBamboozledRat 5 лет назад +66

      Lucius loves his hair so much that he'll eat other people hair so he doesn't ruin his lol

  • @sofiglet6894
    @sofiglet6894 5 лет назад +2358

    “Happiness can be found in your heart or something.”
    Me giving people advice

  • @Caleb-mg5go
    @Caleb-mg5go 5 лет назад +2175

    My father is a very strong woman
    Draco Malfoy 2019

    • @milo4018
      @milo4018 5 лет назад +104

      "My father will happen to u soon enough" ~Draco,2019

    • @HH.UNKNxWN
      @HH.UNKNxWN 5 лет назад +100

      My father is a grandma
      OMG LOL MINE

    • @jazzishuman
      @jazzishuman 5 лет назад +79

      My father is a valid citizen and I have been alive for many days now
      OK...

    • @SiouxsieSiouxFan555
      @SiouxsieSiouxFan555 5 лет назад +16

      Oh my Frick in Gosh that is Hell-arious

    • @laneeako1209
      @laneeako1209 5 лет назад +37

      My father is going to come. What ?!?

  • @modestoctopus14
    @modestoctopus14 3 года назад +59

    "Now if you two don't mind I will be telling the kids about the Order of the Phoenix so they won't wouldn't kill anyone" - Hermoine Granger 2021

    • @JoshFreilich
      @JoshFreilich 6 месяцев назад +1

      “Now if you two don’t mind, I’m going to be a little late to the party tonight.”-Hermione Granger, 2024

  • @gracemcgowan3553
    @gracemcgowan3553 5 лет назад +458

    “Just because it’s taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has noticed I'm a celebrity chef "
    - Hermione Granger, 2019

  • @kimikohatsumi3147
    @kimikohatsumi3147 4 года назад +365

    “I’ll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending to be a couch”
    -The boy who lived

  • @littlepixy2
    @littlepixy2 5 лет назад +162

    "You're a wizard of Oz and I will be there at every turn."

  • @leannahime5198
    @leannahime5198 2 года назад +45

    I love how concerned Remus looked. Especially when he licked Brizzy. It looked like he was trying to say "You okay, hooman? Need me to get you some help?"

  • @Grobohalic
    @Grobohalic 5 лет назад +84

    “Of course it’s happening in your head, Harry, but why should that mean that it isn’t a perfect day for you to be happy?”

    • @mayo4660
      @mayo4660 5 лет назад +3

      Very wise

    • @thatonecinnamonroll3137
      @thatonecinnamonroll3137 5 лет назад +2

      So sweet 🥰

    • @alex-fs9yt
      @alex-fs9yt 5 лет назад +2

      "Of course it's happening in your head, Harry, but why should that mean that you are not doing great sweety?"

  • @mirawithers1463
    @mirawithers1463 3 года назад +319

    “Now if you two don’t mind I’m just gonna stop crying and then I will have a freaking sleep.” -Hermione 2021

    • @mensab3973
      @mensab3973 3 года назад +5

      MOOD

    • @AceTheSkylord
      @AceTheSkylord 3 года назад +2

      Now if you two don't mind I'm going back in time with the other side of the Fiend's whole thing

    • @PearlFirexx
      @PearlFirexx 3 года назад +1

      Now if you two don't mind I'm not going on with the murders for a while and I'm sure I can get you to do it.

    • @justadangel87
      @justadangel87 3 года назад +4

      “Now if you two don’t mind, I’m just going on a trip and Imma get oranges for Christmas 😃” - Hermione 2021

    • @reyxlight
      @reyxlight 3 года назад +2

      Now if you two don’t mind I’m doing it right away I don’t think so I’m so confused

  • @foxlover11
    @foxlover11 2 года назад +11

    I love how on the thing about death being the most important part of the day, Tessa gradually got more and more horrified, and then was just nodding with that expression that means 'that would go well in a fanfic'

  • @GachaDuos
    @GachaDuos 5 лет назад +84

    “my father will never be able to make a decision” -draco 2019

  • @rainbowcatcupcakeworld5104
    @rainbowcatcupcakeworld5104 5 лет назад +78

    "You're a little bit of a cyst, Harry."
    -Hagrid 2019

  • @eviegarciaaa
    @eviegarciaaa 5 лет назад +94

    Gikderoy lockhart, order of merlin, honorary member of the dark side of the galaxy 🌌
    -Lockhart

  • @MusicMushi
    @MusicMushi 3 года назад +9

    "The third floor corridor is out of bounds to all those who have been at least told I have range"- Dumbledore again sounding threatening

  • @beckyc.4945
    @beckyc.4945 5 лет назад +220

    "I solemnly swear that I am just waiting for the rest of the world to end..."
    Good grief! That's _grim_ 😂

    • @toriv2707
      @toriv2707 5 лет назад +3

      Becky C. I’m dying of laughter

    • @Ellenchattergirl
      @Ellenchattergirl 5 лет назад +5

      It's so dark it's funny

    • @lderosa5180
      @lderosa5180 5 лет назад +1

      I solemnly swear words of the eagle with the Dragon egg.The first time in a while.- The marauders

    • @karmabridges6905
      @karmabridges6905 5 лет назад +6

      MY DEAR YOU HAVE, *THE GRIM!!*

    • @marie.777
      @marie.777 5 лет назад +3

      I solemnly swear I have a crush on you and your family.

  • @jaciblack408
    @jaciblack408 4 года назад +144

    Oh I'll try.
    "Harry Potter must not have a cat."
    -Dobby 2020

  • @anyamurphy688
    @anyamurphy688 5 лет назад +247

    Harry Potter the boy who was like a painting.
    -Lord Voldmort

    • @TojiOkano
      @TojiOkano 5 лет назад +4

      Raven Sharpclaw Omi.. 😂

    • @michellemanlove1352
      @michellemanlove1352 5 лет назад +4

      Thats the nicest thing he could ever say😆😆😆😆

    • @TojiOkano
      @TojiOkano 5 лет назад +1

      Demyanag Ikr? 🤪

    • @llodingp2756
      @llodingp2756 5 лет назад +4

      Raven Sharpclaw Harry Potter the boy who is not the best friend I love

    • @milo4018
      @milo4018 5 лет назад +1

      😂

  • @itzcutekitty4694
    @itzcutekitty4694 3 года назад +17

    “IT’S KILLED MEH, OKAY OKAY I’LL JUST GO BACK TO THE MOON!”
    -draco Malfoy 2021😹😹

  • @moonl1ght777
    @moonl1ght777 5 лет назад +135

    “ You’re a beautiful woman, Harry... “ - Hagrid 2019
    lmaoooo 🤣
    “Dobby has heard about your greatness sir, but he never did anything to lose weight”
    “I was the one one to see her for what she was, a vampire with so much weight”
    I died 🤣

  • @marahc5252
    @marahc5252 5 лет назад +133

    “Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if you want to be with me.” So apparently my predictive text is better at flirting than I am...

    • @Ellenchattergirl
      @Ellenchattergirl 5 лет назад +4

      These are some of the best memes I've seen for weeks

  • @roisinkennedy7243
    @roisinkennedy7243 5 лет назад +120

    Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby just meant to be the best character in the world

  • @planetlttie9521
    @planetlttie9521 3 года назад +8

    “HARRY POTTER IS THE BEST THING TO HAVE IN MY MANDARIN CLASSROOM”
    -Voldemort 2021

  • @brookemcdade7390
    @brookemcdade7390 4 года назад +71

    “My father will have to do it tomorrow night”
    Draco Malfoy 2019
    “Your a wizard of musical theatre”
    Hagrid 2019

  • @yurigacha-san1367
    @yurigacha-san1367 5 лет назад +130

    "My father will be easy to use!"
    "It is our choices, Harry, that would be a good idea to have."
    "I solemnly swear I have a question about the treatment of the window."

    • @MoxiMay
      @MoxiMay 5 лет назад +5

      Everyone has a question about the treatment of the window!

    • @raywallis7421
      @raywallis7421 5 лет назад +1

      I solemnly swear I don't know if I can help you with that one guy who is this and what is the address of the house and the normal time and the opportunity to get to know you better and the opportunity to work with you on the phone with my mom and sister are you doing today and how much is the deposit and...

    • @raywallis7421
      @raywallis7421 5 лет назад

      My father is a good time to come by and see you soon 😊😊😊

    • @raywallis7421
      @raywallis7421 5 лет назад

      It's our choices, Harry, and the opportunity to be a part of the team and I will be there at least I'm not sure if I can make it to the meeting tonight but I will be there 😊😊😊

    • @kassandrasandoval274
      @kassandrasandoval274 4 года назад

      I solemnly swear that I can tell you that I love you and I want to be able to wake up to a week or so ago

  • @graceduncan9639
    @graceduncan9639 5 лет назад +333

    When my father is in the shower I will be there to see ~ *draco Malfoy 2019*

  • @maggiejones1436
    @maggiejones1436 3 года назад +11

    "sorry professor I must not sing to loudly because my brother is reading." I don't know why XD

  • @sophiagriese
    @sophiagriese 5 лет назад +252

    Master has given Dobby a good app and it has some good features

  • @evewalker-davidson8353
    @evewalker-davidson8353 4 года назад +130

    “Wit beyond measure is the poison of the world”
    “My father is in the middle of a divorce”
    “Now, I’m going to bed before either of you have a chance to talk about this and then go back to bed”

    • @v3x1107
      @v3x1107 4 года назад +6

      Omg the second one was hilarious! 😂

    • @wesleyrussell6670
      @wesleyrussell6670 4 года назад +3

      Poor Malfoy

    • @karynacker1298
      @karynacker1298 4 года назад +1

      The second one should be true Draco, I'm sorry but it's true

  • @jjbaL0V3R
    @jjbaL0V3R 5 лет назад +226

    'Your a very beautiful woman Harry"
    Hagrid, 2019
    Omg thanks for the likes😳

  • @jeea_1312
    @jeea_1312 3 года назад +2

    “The wand chooses the wolf queen and the king.” - Olivander

  • @idalsohyun
    @idalsohyun 5 лет назад +168

    It's LeviOsa , Not a little brother named after all this dark stuff.

    • @avarimerritt8749
      @avarimerritt8749 4 года назад +2

      Ron replies: Well you do it for you if you want to

    • @user-pv5xm1bj1g
      @user-pv5xm1bj1g 4 года назад +3

      I used the same quote TwT
      But it was *much* longer

  • @corgicrafter
    @corgicrafter 5 лет назад +306

    Happiness can be found on the floor of my house and my family avoids it.

  • @morally_greyy
    @morally_greyy 5 лет назад +60

    "It's LeviOsa not to be and belong to the lord." - Hermione Granger
    "There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly people who are not in the same time zone." - Severus Snape
    "I solemnly swear that the Starks live in the world." - Marauders Map (Not even sure if it's about the Starks from Winterfell or Tony Stark lmao)
    "Just because you have the emotional range of the seven kingdoms and the beast is a hero in his own mind." - Hermione Granger (I don't even know what to say...)

  • @percyswife4ever
    @percyswife4ever Год назад +1

    “You’re not going mad, I can get a hold on my face when you can get me”
    - Luna Lovegood

  • @qualityanger2916
    @qualityanger2916 5 лет назад +88

    “My father is just a Dream”
    “Harry potter must not have been a good game!”
    “Wit beyond measure is a good thing to do.”
    “The wand chooses to be a soul”

    • @shadow_9x
      @shadow_9x 5 лет назад +3

      It's the wand that is not a bad thing but I'm still not a bad thing
      Olive Anders on drugs

  • @rubylakin6842
    @rubylakin6842 4 года назад +165

    “my father will probably have a sleepover” - draco malfoy 2020

    • @azure_blue
      @azure_blue 4 года назад +2

      you're just as sane as I have been lately.

    • @lovablegoneslytherin2826
      @lovablegoneslytherin2826 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @silversunshine2410
      @silversunshine2410 4 года назад +2

      *My father will get you through the years*

    • @sampanda407
      @sampanda407 4 года назад

      "My father will never know who is the best friend in the world"
      That is what I got when I tried it

    • @pushdelush4246
      @pushdelush4246 4 года назад

      “My father will never see him in the woods he has a good time.”

  • @ellewinning
    @ellewinning 5 лет назад +870

    “Harry Potter the boy who knows how to play murder mystery”

    • @littleprincess8037
      @littleprincess8037 5 лет назад +18

      Elle Alpha wolf Game’s I. Am. Dying.

    • @shaejohannson4429
      @shaejohannson4429 5 лет назад +8

      Why me 😹

    • @smillington4725
      @smillington4725 5 лет назад +28

      “Harry Potter the boy who loves to snuggle with her dad” lmao what

    • @henrygaming4003
      @henrygaming4003 5 лет назад +1

      Elle Alpha wolf Game’s a little bitch

    • @fluffyquartz9668
      @fluffyquartz9668 5 лет назад +10

      Harry Potter the boy who says that he likes to be friends with you all

  • @SleepyBlanketDemon
    @SleepyBlanketDemon 10 месяцев назад +2

    I solemnly swear I am a person who can make you happy. Mischief can make you smile.

  • @jilliebeee
    @jilliebeee 5 лет назад +430

    I’m sorry professor, but I wanna talk about the marvel universe
    - Harry Potter
    Whaaat? Lol

    • @zoeedwards4023
      @zoeedwards4023 5 лет назад +13

      I relate

    • @remwolfstar7627
      @remwolfstar7627 5 лет назад +2

      zoe Edwards same

    • @underseaundersky
      @underseaundersky 5 лет назад +1

      me lol

    • @leoyori9829
      @leoyori9829 5 лет назад +5

      I’m gonna tell that to my art teacher even though I don’t know anything about marvel

    • @gistmaybe
      @gistmaybe 5 лет назад +4

      Harry knows where its at boisssssss
      Rip everyone who died in both Harry Potter and Marvel

  • @jamespryor5371
    @jamespryor5371 4 года назад +124

    “My father was a very very sweet girl who had been in the same room with a great friend of mine who is the best person in the World,”
    Said Draco.

    • @12s0ph
      @12s0ph 4 года назад +7

      “My father is a great day of hell today and I’m gonna do you wanna was the time for me to come home today.” Draco said never

    • @shannongladfelter955
      @shannongladfelter955 4 года назад +1

      Yes!!!!!!!

    • @jamiewilson2448
      @jamiewilson2448 4 года назад +2

      Uhhhh Draco u okay xD

    • @jamiewilson2448
      @jamiewilson2448 4 года назад +1

      xD

  • @thecarrotonastick20
    @thecarrotonastick20 5 лет назад +388

    Well well well famous harry potter can't even go into a book shop without sharing your financial details with us.
    -Draco malfoy

    • @kloeupton271
      @kloeupton271 5 лет назад +13

      Well well well, famous harry potter can't even go into a bookshop without you guys even though it may contain privileged information for a week ago I had to go down some of these make a difference

    • @6969xworldchamp
      @6969xworldchamp 5 лет назад +15

      LMAO.
      well we’ll well famous Harry Potter can’t even go into a book shop without ya lol lol omg was a great night and a beautiful morning to ya and my eyes turned out to be better soon than you were gonna was the best night of my hyperventilating asthma day and the night before the night was a terrible thing to me.
      - Draco Malfoy

    • @kloeupton271
      @kloeupton271 5 лет назад +5

      What is HAppening
      And I OoP

    • @cookietwix4604
      @cookietwix4604 5 лет назад +3

      I’m wheezing😂😂

    • @shjeldingpain1917
      @shjeldingpain1917 5 лет назад +8

      Well well well famous Harry Potter can't even go into a book shop without the kids and I are you alright with you.

  • @alainasstudio9271
    @alainasstudio9271 Год назад +3

    "I happen to be in the factory for a long time and I am so unbelievably sorry for the delay in getting back to you." -Percy Weasley
    "You dare use my own spells aginst me potter? Yes, I'm the first to comment" -Severus Snape
    "Let's hope that Mr. Potter will always have a clear reason for why you are so cute.😍" -Lucius Malfoy
    "Harry! Did you put your favorite character in the department of magical law enforcement?" -Albus Dumbledore
    "Potter is a boy! not a fan of the Wizarding world!" -Minerva Mcgonagall
    "Excuse me, I'm head down for a long time and I am gonna get a stroke!"😭 -Percy Weasley
    "Don't call me back and tell me about your life." -nymfadora tonks.
    "You can't cancel your subscription and then cancel your account with a mermaid!" -Oliver Wood
    "This is a great job and I am so glad." 😊 -Dolores Umbridge
    "You don't want me as your mom, Qurrill. and I am so happy that you are so cute and so beautiful 💗" -Severus Snape
    "By which time, I shall be gone, and you shall be able to help me with the most important aspect of my website." -Voldemort
    "Has anyone seen a toad? A boy named Neville is a great writer and a wonderful man." -Hermione Granger

  • @Timque
    @Timque 5 лет назад +82

    “My father is just making sure that they’re all in my bed”
    -Draco Malfoy, 2019

  • @smugsquirrelc
    @smugsquirrelc 4 года назад +208

    “I solemnly swear that I’m not really a girl but I’m so glad”

    • @izzy4791
      @izzy4791 4 года назад +2

      😯

    • @angelaugwu1973
      @angelaugwu1973 3 года назад +1

      W wow

    • @anyy6441
      @anyy6441 3 года назад +2

      This one was funny 😆😂

    • @emilymcbride4858
      @emilymcbride4858 3 года назад

      :0

    • @AndyTrebing
      @AndyTrebing 3 года назад

      so basically Chihiro Fujisaki got teleported into Harry Potter, and this is her talking to delphi and dying all over again

  • @catfish1616
    @catfish1616 7 месяцев назад +1

    The wand chooses a little man with wild dreams and fears about a succubus dog .

  • @graceduncan9639
    @graceduncan9639 5 лет назад +92

    Just because you have the emotional range of a god ~ *hermione granger 2019*

  • @imnotokay2916
    @imnotokay2916 5 лет назад +76

    "My father was an old lady!"
    "Happiness can be found in the morning and I'm still waiting"
    "Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before I go back and I have no idea what the actual heck"

    • @esc-happyness10
      @esc-happyness10 3 года назад

      ''....... and i'm still waiting'' relatable

  • @1980MrG
    @1980MrG 4 года назад +89

    “Why spiders? Why couldn’t it be a little less expensive but you could not afford a job" -Ronald Weasly

    • @HeizouKisser
      @HeizouKisser 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING THIS MADE MY DAY! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sums.froggiee1527
      @sums.froggiee1527 4 года назад

      When Ron's being savage 😂

    • @1980MrG
      @1980MrG 4 года назад +1

      I lowkey forgot i made this comment, 96 likes 😳- omg thanks i never get replies 😂😂

  • @underwaterbluezebra4047
    @underwaterbluezebra4047 3 года назад +2

    “ RONALD WEASLY, how dare you go on the same page and then send it again for a picture!” - Molly Weasly

  • @thiswasamistake123
    @thiswasamistake123 5 лет назад +195

    My Father will always love you too much, butter!
    ~Draco Malfoy 2019

    • @zehtaaa
      @zehtaaa 5 лет назад +8

      My Father was a good time to time and money to pay for the first time the smell of a dried up poop.
      ~Draco Malfoy 2019

    • @cranberrydarts4257
      @cranberrydarts4257 5 лет назад +4

      Lazii Galaxii IM CRYING LMAO 😂

    • @mtaliaa
      @mtaliaa 5 лет назад +7

      My father is always in my life and he doesn’t want to see you anymore.

    • @Ellenchattergirl
      @Ellenchattergirl 5 лет назад +7

      My father was cut off as the stripper meme already added
      (Wtf?!)

    • @ravioliravioli118
      @ravioliravioli118 5 лет назад +6

      My father will have a look at it when I get to my computer and I will send it out to the to the other side of the family

  • @Jess-dw9lk
    @Jess-dw9lk 5 лет назад +140

    Not my daughter you are so beautiful 😍
    - Molly Weasley

    • @pamclinard3079
      @pamclinard3079 5 лет назад +1

      Here I am just minding my own business and it will help us understand that the best way for us is the origin and I am going through a very difficult process and we are not going through a very long until we are able and will have a very good relationship

  • @MeggieHuang
    @MeggieHuang 5 лет назад +158

    “My father will love you forever”
    Draco Malfoy 2019

    • @alexrobi1176
      @alexrobi1176 5 лет назад +4

      I want to like this, but I can't

    • @lol_fluffy
      @lol_fluffy 5 лет назад

      @@alexrobi1176 how?

    • @alexrobi1176
      @alexrobi1176 5 лет назад

      @@lol_fluffy It was at 69 likes, but I can like it now

    • @lol_fluffy
      @lol_fluffy 5 лет назад +1

      @@alexrobi1176 how does that mean u can't like it if there's 69? (Sorry if I'm being annoying I'm just confused)

    • @alexrobi1176
      @alexrobi1176 5 лет назад

      @@lol_fluffy Online jokes that you need to educate yourself in. ;)

  • @aminafaisal1527
    @aminafaisal1527 3 года назад +4

    Of course its happening inside your head, Harry is a great person to see you use it to help me understand what you do to you in your videos and what you do to know how you can help.

  • @rea_keebz
    @rea_keebz 5 лет назад +76

    Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if you don't mind people sitting on the road and the road is a bit of a mess.

  • @--Bo--
    @--Bo-- 5 лет назад +88

    I solemnly swear I'm up to it now I am a little more confident

  • @absolutesnails6733
    @absolutesnails6733 4 года назад +97

    Brizzy: Dark + Funny
    Tessa: *THIRSTY + N I G H T K I N G*

  • @vlcek2228
    @vlcek2228 3 года назад +3

    "Harry! Did you put your money to your bank account or what?"
    - Dumbledore asked calmly

  • @brylynnmathews6658
    @brylynnmathews6658 5 лет назад +42

    “It takes a grand deal to stand up to your enemies but, it’s not gonna”
    - Albus Dumbledor 2019

    • @shoam8255
      @shoam8255 5 лет назад

      You spelled his name wrong

  • @unknwnuwu1918
    @unknwnuwu1918 4 года назад +133

    “After all this time... I can’t sleep”- Snape 2019

    • @peppasdaddy5354
      @peppasdaddy5354 4 года назад +4

      That hit the feels, still

    • @v3x1107
      @v3x1107 4 года назад +1

      That's me at 3 am not lying

    • @ediemathison8213
      @ediemathison8213 4 года назад +2

      Noooo it had to ruin the most heartbreaking quote!
      Dumbledore: "After all this time?"
      Snape: "Always"
      Me: *cries dramatically*

    • @hip5828
      @hip5828 4 года назад +1

      After all this time I wanna play bloxburg OML BAHAHA

  • @Sarahbrown-cg7dz
    @Sarahbrown-cg7dz 3 года назад +300

    “You know the prefects bathroom on the fifth floor? it’s a frog on a log waiting for Lucius Malfoy!” - Cedric diggory

  • @Cornball
    @Cornball 2 года назад +1

    It's videos like these and the mad libs that I keep coming back to rewatch because it really brightens up a bad day.
    Thank you both so much!!

  • @shooa8019
    @shooa8019 5 лет назад +152

    "My father will not go through this"
    - Draco, 2k19

    • @trashpanda__
      @trashpanda__ 5 лет назад +3

      Oh my lord, i'm dying! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @pebbles.in.my.pockets6000
      @pebbles.in.my.pockets6000 5 лет назад +1

      Miss Pandora Now if you two don’t mind, I’m going to bed, before you come over tomorrow morning, let us have some fun.

    • @trashpanda__
      @trashpanda__ 5 лет назад

      [A_Little_ Sophiesticated] What?
      Wait.
      wait.
      wait.
      waIT-

  • @kaimarshsarsero811
    @kaimarshsarsero811 3 года назад +86

    "I can see them too but they started fighting for a unicorn " - Luna lovegood

    • @koala_queeen
      @koala_queeen 3 года назад

      I feel like Luna would actually say that tho lol

    • @silverdustyt4886
      @silverdustyt4886 3 года назад

      “I can see them too but I’ll probably get them back from my house soon”

  • @LS-su7lh
    @LS-su7lh 5 лет назад +94

    “My father was the first dragon goddess queen I love her”
    -Draco Malfoy 2019

  • @livleona5
    @livleona5 2 года назад +2

    “Deep down you know that you deserve to be happy with me and I will be able to talk about the drugs.” -Umbridge

  • @caitlinwirth5943
    @caitlinwirth5943 5 лет назад +97

    Happiness can be found in theaters and I don't know how.

    • @rickbengelink2682
      @rickbengelink2682 5 лет назад +2

      Yup

    • @bellalovegood5911
      @bellalovegood5911 5 лет назад +2

      Luna Elizabeth Lovegood Happiness can be found for me haha wbu (😂)

    • @PearlFirexx
      @PearlFirexx 3 года назад

      Happiness can be found in the world and the world and the world and the world and- *endless loop*

  • @sdnewland1268
    @sdnewland1268 4 года назад +51

    Predictive text: Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times but oh my goodness I have a lot of insane people in the world

  • @ediemoore7712
    @ediemoore7712 5 лет назад +149

    "Happiness can be found in the basement and I have a meeting with mine."

  • @xxjulesxx8109
    @xxjulesxx8109 3 года назад +2

    "Umbridge is a roach of the baby rat"
    -Harry Potter
    WHY WAS THAT MINE???????

  • @mydarkstrangeson2691
    @mydarkstrangeson2691 5 лет назад +130

    I solemnly swear that I won’t forget about Fred.
    I don’t know why it went to Fred lol!

    • @r0gu30ne3
      @r0gu30ne3 5 лет назад +10

      DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT FINISHED THE SERIES!!! Awww this is like actually relevant to the story line. Since he like died.

    • @rowan1791
      @rowan1791 5 лет назад

      STAHPPPP IM CRYINGGGGG

    • @whimsicallibra5253
      @whimsicallibra5253 5 лет назад

      This is just sad 😔

    • @ralphwiggum4107
      @ralphwiggum4107 5 лет назад +2

      When I did the albus quote it went like this:
      Happiness can be found on your phone or your videos and I love ya girl and you don't know how you feel about it lol

    • @karmabridges6905
      @karmabridges6905 5 лет назад

      This is saddddd

  • @JoshFreilich
    @JoshFreilich 4 года назад +252

    My father will be a Christmas toy.
    -Draco Malfoy

    • @spinnenlillie
      @spinnenlillie 4 года назад +20

      Someone start a petition for a Lucius Malfoy Christmas toy lmao
      I’m partially joking

    • @ediemathison8213
      @ediemathison8213 4 года назад +1

      Lolllll

    • @hip5828
      @hip5828 4 года назад +4

      My father will always use my phone THATS MINE BAHAHAHAHAHHA

    • @kailovesdaemobois1571
      @kailovesdaemobois1571 4 года назад +2

      My father will be Lust and Horror UWU
      -Draco Malfoy 2020

    • @alastairelzer1456
      @alastairelzer1456 4 года назад +2

      What kind of toy 🧸🤣🤣🤣😆

  • @stripeflame7386
    @stripeflame7386 5 лет назад +156

    Harry: What do you see Professor?
    Dumbledore: I see myself holding a baby girl again.
    Why is that so perfect and sad ;-;

    • @najpotenicewolf934
      @najpotenicewolf934 5 лет назад +5

      OMG, it's so accurate. ;-;

    • @littleloyalhufflepuff3176
      @littleloyalhufflepuff3176 5 лет назад +12

      StripeFlame awwwww! This is like the only sweet and sad comment I found through the weird funny ones

    • @VanNessy97
      @VanNessy97 5 лет назад +7

      Ariana Dumbledore...

    • @stripeflame7386
      @stripeflame7386 5 лет назад +4

      Dumbledore is my son, I don’t care if he’s over 100

    • @12s0ph
      @12s0ph 4 года назад +1

      I see myself holding a good life in my head when I’m bored
      That’s me never

  • @teresasikes6739
    @teresasikes6739 Год назад +1

    “I solemnly swear that I am not going anywhere” -uhhhh the marauders?

  • @resident_silly
    @resident_silly 5 лет назад +93

    “My father will have to get them to come to the church “
    -draco 2019

    • @meeks5629
      @meeks5629 5 лет назад +2

      Anne Winters
      “my father will love you😘” -draco

    • @resident_silly
      @resident_silly 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @magi.c
      @magi.c 5 лет назад +1

      My father will help you with your moon and back to work tomorrow 😊🙌

  • @eviegarciaaa
    @eviegarciaaa 5 лет назад +89

    Red hair and a hand me down robe.. you must be a good person to talk to.
    Wow I can't imagine malfoy saying that

    • @bethanyh6150
      @bethanyh6150 5 лет назад +3

      Red hair and a hand me down robe... for a sleepover tomorrow morning at around three or three days before my appointment.

    • @theopetrov8103
      @theopetrov8103 5 лет назад +1

      Red and a hand me down robe the same time as a result of the most important thing is that the only thing I have a crush on you and your family and friends

    • @epxcc1f
      @epxcc1f 5 лет назад

      Red hair, and a hand me down robe, you must be a good kisser
      Draco Malfoy 2019

    • @radiator1847
      @radiator1847 5 лет назад

      Red hair and a hand me down robe you must be you must be a little more about your type of peal

    • @harukaz3685
      @harukaz3685 5 лет назад

      Red hair and a hand me down robe... You must be a very good person.

  • @tvbbocam6269
    @tvbbocam6269 5 лет назад +125

    "My father was just unnecessary"
    Draco Malfoy
    "Why spiders? Why cant it be a back ground character of my mum"
    Ron Weasly
    "Now if you two dont mind im going to be on the floor of the big wide world"
    Hermione Granger
    I cant😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chipman45
      @chipman45 5 лет назад +3

      WHY CAN'T IT BE A BACKROUND OF MY MOM

    • @hayleyboaz2081
      @hayleyboaz2081 5 лет назад +1

      Itz Gacha_Cherry #

    • @laras1151
      @laras1151 5 лет назад +1

      Now if you don't mind me asking for the rest of the year

    • @charlotteemilyreal
      @charlotteemilyreal 5 лет назад

      WEASLEY]
      sorz avcxjkp[

  • @parkerhansen0702
    @parkerhansen0702 3 года назад +1

    “He’s not just an athlete and he knows how much he is in the world to get a good job and I think he has a good fit.” -Ron Weasley

  • @idalsohyun
    @idalsohyun 5 лет назад +144

    Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, and food is my sister by the way .
    Albus Dumbledore-

  • @straightasacircle3182
    @straightasacircle3182 5 лет назад +64

    TROLL! TROLL! TROLL IN THE MIDDLE OF A SONG AND I LOVE IT!
    Thought you ought to know

  • @nav41106
    @nav41106 5 лет назад +54

    "My father will be able to make sure you have a good time"
    ~D.M~

  • @jaycaddel-c8x
    @jaycaddel-c8x 2 года назад +2

    I solemnly swear that I am so proud of you for your help!
    I’m not going to be me in a few weeks.
    There are all kinds of people who have a problem in with your parents!
    OMG! I died in that last one!

  • @pearlboyscasette
    @pearlboyscasette 4 года назад +63

    “My father will always get me sick.”
    -Draco Malfoy

  • @kayzen_1905
    @kayzen_1905 5 лет назад +188

    "Its leviOsa not the first page that I smelt"
    OK, Hermione.

    • @mintyreflex9690
      @mintyreflex9690 5 лет назад +2

      It’s leviOsa not, till the end of this month

    • @kendrabrown8330
      @kendrabrown8330 5 лет назад +1

      L()L

    • @viivv6230
      @viivv6230 5 лет назад +1

      It’s Levi-O-sa, not a long time for you to come home

    • @shannon5450
      @shannon5450 5 лет назад +1

      It's leviOsa not be able to transition
      What-

    • @masonmaniac7410
      @masonmaniac7410 5 лет назад

      WTF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bilboswaggings
    @bilboswaggings 5 лет назад +60

    deep down, you know that you deserve to be a good friend and you can then clean your life
    ouch

  • @IanGallagher157
    @IanGallagher157 2 года назад +1

    “Famous Harry Potter and fnaf is the queen 👸🏻”-Draco

  • @toadettecos3299
    @toadettecos3299 5 лет назад +161

    We officially have a new ship Luna x Night King

  • @MystDupp
    @MystDupp 4 года назад +66

    "I solemnly swear that you are so sad"
    "You're a wizard now"
    "I'm going to bed before they can make it into a room"

  • @daisymae6
    @daisymae6 5 лет назад +90

    8:31
    A man: James Potter
    A girl: Lily Potter
    A dog: Sirius Black
    And a little bit more: The other Marauders, Severus Snape, the Wizarding World
    🤯

  • @RepTVclown_13
    @RepTVclown_13 3 месяца назад +1

    "Dobby never meant to kill you but you just made me" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MarsBeforeTheSunset
    @MarsBeforeTheSunset 5 лет назад +98

    My father will hear about this girl in my house and she has no idea how to make her work done. -Draco Malfoy

  • @demonpotato9069
    @demonpotato9069 5 лет назад +144

    “My father is a dog”
    Draco Malfoy, 2019

  • @bunnybunnybunnytubehd7688
    @bunnybunnybunnytubehd7688 5 лет назад +107

    My father will have to go home to my house for a little while.
    -Draco 2019

    • @PearlFirexx
      @PearlFirexx 3 года назад

      My father will come and visit us with you guys for the weekend if we can make you feel mad at me or something.

  • @spongesophroadto1002
    @spongesophroadto1002 3 года назад +2

    Harry Potter must not go back to the UK for the next video.
    - Dobby 2021
    Also 3:57 LOL

  • @heavengomez5994
    @heavengomez5994 3 года назад +297

    “Is it true Harry that you actually took the kids”-Draco 2021

  • @AT-kk6mu
    @AT-kk6mu 5 лет назад +178

    This is what I got
    Hermione:
    If you to don't mind I'm going to bed for a week and I don't know what to do with my life!

  • @codyschwartz2827
    @codyschwartz2827 5 лет назад +54

    "happiness can be found in a theater where you are not a person"
    It is gonna be very hard to find happiness...

    • @jemma2441
      @jemma2441 5 лет назад +1

      Happiness can be found in the UK and the world is a baby born

    • @jemma2441
      @jemma2441 5 лет назад

      @@lamplight7722 I'm Irish

    • @Luca-pink
      @Luca-pink 5 лет назад

      Me!!!!!!!

  • @ellepeleris5403
    @ellepeleris5403 2 года назад

    Brizzy and Tessa: laughing and crying
    No-one:
    Remus: *eats tears*

  • @m.gravity
    @m.gravity 4 года назад +128

    “Harry Potter, the boy who lived in the house, he said it was the best night of my moms life” -Voldemort 2020
    ...Wtf??

    • @rainbwmayve6079
      @rainbwmayve6079 4 года назад +3

      HARRY FRICKED MEROPE. NEVER FORGET

    • @12s0ph
      @12s0ph 4 года назад +2

      •Rainbow Barf Gacha• WHA HDJDJDJSJJDJDJDJSJSJJSHD

    • @queenbooklover1351
      @queenbooklover1351 4 года назад +2

      Harry, what the Hell did you do?

    • @Cecilia-rj5bh
      @Cecilia-rj5bh 4 года назад +7

      Oh no. Harry, what are you using those time turners for?

    • @rainbwmayve6079
      @rainbwmayve6079 4 года назад

      @Hanako Chlala-Lubbe OH FRIK