A Good Enough Summary of Kingdom Hearts 3: Re Mind
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- Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
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Also yes, I'm bummed the update made Kingdom Hearts no longer drippy, only purple. I'll be playing some Dream Drop Distance (literallyohmygodwhy) later today at www.twitch.tv/barryisstreaming then I'll be taking a looooooooong break from anything Kingdom Hearts. But not from videos! Got lots of plans for new stuff in 2020, stay tuned 😎
Yay more Barry also yup sound about right though me and my brother are still waiting for Goofy to swear
Sounds like a plan my good man love you're videos
Rest now, my son..
Not drippy only purple what does that mean? Also is the DLC fun? I figured the story would be a cluster fuck I just want to know if it's fun to play.
Dream Drop Dripstance?
So simply put: Sora go back in time to save Kairi. He succeded, then get Thanosed. A year later, Riku try a new game on Cid computer while Kairi let a bunch of old men explore her heart and body in search of clues for Sora, and Sora fight against Not-Noctis in Shibuya.
Also Mickey Mouse is there
@@Fenrirmaster30 does Mickey still have his shirt on?
Shibuya but its in the "the world ends with you" world
I don’t understand a single word in those two sentences.
@@Ren-ps6re the UG* (underground for those who don't know)
For those who do wish to have a Decent Summary of ReMind:
We open like, 75 years in the past, where Young Xehanort meets the Master of Masters from Union Cross, and or back cover as he is barely in UX. The Master of Masters does his normal cryptic riddles and Xehanort takes it literally and The Master is like "wait, dude, uh, ok" and leaves because he left the oven on and doesn't want to burn his noodles.
Xehanort then tells the "Super Excited to be Xehanort Club" about his plans and it explains why Xion is here now, yeah, okay, whatever.
We finally cut to Sora, right as he is about to jump into that tutorial he ate for lunch when he appears in The Final World again, a Dream Eater, whose name is something that is just hard to spell, and is also from Union Cross, tells Sora how much of a dingus he is and explains why what he's about to do is completely stupid, but Sora is already reading Noruma's guide on how to make this game a setup to VS13, I mean, how to fix this mess, so he time travels AGAIN, this time landing in the bad timeline where everyone died and despair and stuff, Sora jumps through his friends Hearts to try and find Kairi, feeling the feelings they had during that scene, which is pretty much watching you die in a Online game to a 12 year old who just started.
We go through a bunch of fights we already did that were at the end of the game, but this time, having the option to chose to play as Not Sora, which is honestly challenging the player as playing as Sora just destories these bosses at he's most likely that end game save file you have at like, Level 90, and everyone is around level 36.
The current timeline Sora then chases Xehanort into Scala Ad Caelum and Our Sora goes in front of him in order to find Kairi within that world. He goes into an side area that reveals that Scala is just Daybreak Town from Union Cross, so you better have played that game or else the game will explode.
Sora finds 5 of the 7 pieces of Kairi and has to leave Scala because he showed him to fight Xehanort, so Sora leaves renters one of the guardians of light's Hearts, who now have to battle a bunch of Xehanort's armor like he was Tony Stark or something. They all group up then get separated except for Mickey, dear god, why the rattttt?
Sora enters Mickey's heart to "connect the link" while Mickey, heavily wounded, reflects Xehanort's Armor and defeats them all. Yeah. Where was THAT YOU ULGY RAT? YA COULDN'T HAVE USED THAT MOVE SOONER???
Mickey shoots a Light beam into a Keyhole before passing out and Sora thanks Mickey-senpai for beating the bad guys and Sora enters the weird Keyhole portal Xehanort's Armor threw his friends into. Sora then... *sigh* I mean, this scene is cool, but, saying it just so cringeworthy... *okay, almost done... wooOOOOOOO*
Sora connects all of their Hearts using "Mickey's Light" (insert Mickey's Abs Joker here) and saves all his friends, and finally, saves Kairi, but, before a happy ending can happen, Xehanort decides "hey, why couldn't I just do the same thing?" Or something, honestly, I have no idea why this fight happens, but Kairi beats up an old man, and it's actually weird since you can play as her to do this.
Afterwards, Sora and Kairi appear in the Final World, and the Guardians of Light basically go "Well they're together, so it should be fine"
Sora starts to get Thanos Snapped and decides to be in ALL OF THE BACKGROUND END CREDITS SCENES BECAUSE OF COURSE, WHYYY NOTTT? And Sora finally fades away....
Riku decides, "Hey, maybe we could bring Sora back like he did for us that one time, and twice with Kairi." And goes to The Land of Departure, where he and Terra share a bro hug and Terra, Aqua, and Ventus leave for the Realm of Darkness together to find Sora, even though Aqua should be terrified of the concept of going back there, but yeah, okay. Kairi decides to go into a coma to try and find Sora that way and have those science nerds do their business, I guess she never played Chain of Memories.
1 Year Later, Riku shows up in Radiant Garden and together with the Final Fantasy characters who were too lame to make it into the base game, watch as a Data Version of Sora gets beaten up and killed over and over by the Digital Versions of the Super Excited to be Xehanort Club and Riku finally gets frustrated and tells the Fairy God Mother about this dream he had, which was the serect movie of the base game, and after 2 months, Sora's data finishes the fights to finddddd.... nothing. Good to know that effort was worth it.
We finally cut to Sora, who wakes up in the Night Version of the Final World, and calls out for someone and finds... Yozora? From, the video game Rex played in the Toy Story world? Whattttt? Sora recalls Yozora and Yozora basically says that Sora shouldn't be using his name, because it belongs to someone else, and Sora is just plain confused as what is even going on, and they have a good ol' fashioned, Anime Showdown, expect no one turns into a Boat, the Player dies a lot, and I mean, A LOT, and Yozora pulls some realllll rude attacks until Sora finally defeats him! Hooray (Pssst, this is known as the "Canon Ending" as people who hacked the game found out stuff, just look into it) Yozora then fades away and Sora is left wondering how his life got to this point.
And that, was Kingdom Hearts 3 Re Mind, my gods, what a mess. I mean, yeah experiencing it is much better than reading or listening to what happens, but like, it's $30, and chances are, unless you're a Kingdom Hearts fan, you didn't buy it, soyeah, welcome to the series guys, it really likes to do this and have a Pain Train go max speed sometimes... if you think the story elements aren't that much, just go watch the cutscenes pme RUclips, the DLC was clearly made for those Data Bosses as they take up the most amount of time, well, besides the Yozora fight, which is just *so cruel*
Impressive work. It was almost perfectly Barry-like.
@@christianschoff2490 I was aiming to be close, but just slightly off, since I have no idea if he will actually try to explain this one
Why doesn't this have more likes?
@@GottaFistDemAll my theory is that if I made this a video, it'd be like, 7 minutes long. It is a lot of reading that people mostly skip because of time
@Declan McKenna not unless you're on Critical Mode, where you die pretty quickly. She does damage, but your Sora should have much higher output as well as much longer Survival chances
Reaction 1: What.
Reaction 2: Yes.
This is a perfect representation of me trying to get out of bed every morning.
real
The moment I saw your slippers, I immediately thought "Ignore the light, Sora; The bees are nothing to fear! Embrace them, channel them! You can have all this power and more! Yay!!"
Jello.
It'd Goofy! They put bugs in him!
"watch as I remove the subtitles so nobody can understand Donald anymore!"
Riku...............wait i mean donald!!!!
You see, in the ten seconds I was dead in Kingdom Hearts 2 Ventus replaces my body with a digital dummy-
Barry: "The missions, the nightmares, they're finally... Over."
Fuck now I’m crying again
Fives :(
But then... Dark Road and Melody of Memories are announced!
And some others. He will probably return, but remember. The man died at kh NO. Don't expect much
FOR NOW
I wonder if anyone stumbled upon this, having not seen the first two videos, thinking they were gonna get an actual summary, but instead felt like they just got an early April Fool's video.
You mean an "out of season" April Fool's joke.
But then they play it and like yeah.. that's it
About 43 people currently feel this way, apparently.
I liked it :P
Shit you reminded me that I'm gonna have to sit thru funny youtuber april fool videos this year
It was a full-fledged anime battle- Everyone believed in themselves a lot, Kairi stopped being a trope...
No but really, the best part of that battle is her saying "please work" as a finisher call-out. I died.
And Xehanort turned into a Goat (again.)
I was never told to get out of your house so it looks like your got a new roomie
Listen closely at 0:55 ;)
or just turn on captions
A broken man summarizes a broken story
(Broken as in jumbled up)
I'm like 90% sure it's illegal to call it a story.
It’s not even broken lol. Definitely confusing in many areas though.
@@koenvandamme6901 Yeah, it's really more of a series of dramatic vignettes tied together with an abstract concept
@@koenvandamme6901 I am 100% sure you are correct
far from a broken story
Yeah this is basically correct.
ThiefRikku0306
Yeah, but who *wrote* her to do that, hm?
Kairi isn't a real fucking person who makes her own decisions, idiot; she's a *character* that some dumb asshole strings along like a puppet.
Kairi isn't the instigator of her many problems; she's the victim of horrible, uninspired writing.
XD
@@Deoxys_Used_Mimic
She is not a character
She is plot device in the worlds best disguise of a character
Ya gotta love GMod Animation tho
Many Kairi's were harmed in the making of this video
Oh Barry, at least after this the torture is over for another decade or two
Inb4 Square Enix goes ham on making a bajillion more Kingdom Hearts games with 20 times the fervor they had in the early 2000s.
ThatGamerDude9000 honestly that’s pretty realistic with how the industry is now.
Don't forget the obligatory remakes and remasters!
@@koenvandamme6901 I mean, I'd take a ReCoded remake. Not days though, even though I love the overall story in it.
@@darkuscarlet better days movie, actual re:coded game remaster/remake
Wait till he sees the Melody of Memories reveal trailer.
Kairi does things
Kairi does things, Xehanort is impressed with Yen Sid's training considering Kairi's supposed to be a damsel, drops a hint, Riku goes into fanfiction to find Sora by way of some girl who knows Yozora, might be Stella, I dunno, while Kairi decides to continue her training but under Aqua because Yen Sid is old news and Aqua is the new hotness, and all that is AFTER Riku spreads the news to Roxas & co. and Mickey & co. to stop looking for clues because GUESS WHAT WE HAVE A LEAD SO LET'S STOP LOOKING FOR NEW INFO THAT COULD BE HELPFUL!! Joshua Emmanuel Carpenter... I mean maybe they could find something so that they can bail out Sora, or even Riku if shit tries to fuck with him, or maybe find out who Yozora is. Maybe Subject X factors into this somehow? Are we even looking for her again? We never did find out who Luxord and Demyx really are, too. Also where are Lauriam and Elrena post-recompletion? Does Ven remember them now, like with his Chirithy?
Me:"watches whole video"
*Oh*
when are those bee slippers up on the merch store 😳😳
So Barry, what are your thoughts on Kingdom Hea...
Barry- "I do not know! DON'T LOOK AT ME!!"
Tetsuya Nomura- "Good....GOOD!"
"Kill Xehanort...
... DEW IT"
Submit to darkness, DARKNESS, DARKNESS, DARKNESS, DARKNESS.
the hidden "get out of my house" never gets old
I don't see that
Jeez, even when Kairi FINALLY becomes useful she still is useless. I'm starting think the series just straight up hates her.😓😧
Toi O'Kelly I think in the long run, ever since KH2, kairi doesn’t have a role in the narrative. You can literally remove her from the plot and it can continue without her still because she’s so underutilize. Even her princess of heart role is barely used. And given how she’s now asleep she’s clearly on standby till plot convenience.
Going forward, I have no idea how kairi can fit into the story since we know the focus is gonna be on sora, riku, yozora and whatever bullshit MoM is planning.
@@imapanda3468 Kairi was never important. And unless nomura makes her 'the' main character, nothing will change.
Andres Baquerizo yozora replaced kairi as main character lol
Let her sleep forever. They just need to stop trying to write stuff for her when they clearly can't. Just leave her behind.
@@imapanda3468 you can say that about any character that isnt Sora though. Terra was only around to be Xehanorts vessel and nothing else. Ventus served no purpose. Roxas and Xion seerved no purpose. The characters in the organization could be replaced by literally anyone and nothing would change. Aqua served no purpose. Riku served no real purpose(what was the point of making him a master when he cant do anything on his own)
Like, no one except Sora firs into the game going forward because the game showed that they have no purpose
Me right now after discovering there's yet another Kingdom Hearts game coming out that's disguised as a rhythm game but with more plot points to mess with our heads.
As someone who has never played a Kingdom Hearts game, sounds like my typical day.
*Does something* -> goes back to sleep
0:00 When your villager sets on fire
thank you barry, i was wondering what all that stuff ppl were talking about near the release was about. Now i can watch this.
I love these, they're so dumb but entertaining at the same time.
Also, normally Barry would be happy about Kairi doing something, but the KH franchise has just broken him beyond repair. F in the chat for Barry and his broken mind.
F
OMG seriously you guys, if you didn't turn on closed captions, DO IT! Got some good ones in there :P
*Nomura writes great female characters noise*
AAHHAHA THANKYOU
Thank you, had to go back and do it and I'm so glad I did XD
*defeated noises*
Thanks.
I've got the Our House loop stuck in my head again! Curse you Barry!
Our House...
In the middle of a House... Our House... In the middle of a... dammit!
Everyone: What?
I love your descriptions of kingdom hearts
I hope to see more of them. They are so funny, your animations and opions are funny
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Not a single soul:
Barry: *Hrungus hooted this plot is convoluted*
RainbowKidDoesThings Dead meme.
Me Everytime I see people doing this: No.
Sternosaur Idgaf, let me have this
Now we need a good enough summary of Kingdom Hearts: Melody of Memory.
But melody of memory is a good enough summery of kingdom hearts
You know... I've been watching your KH summary almost... Daily. Since you published it. And STILL I have NO idea what is about
It’s best to experience it rather than let others explain it. It’s really not that confusing once you actually wrap your head around it.
Simply put, a boy get a giant key and use it as a bat to beat black and white people. Also stop the plan of an old man trying to Thanos the universe.
@@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE i watched EVERYTHING and i thought REAL hard about it all. and I THINK i got everything. but the WORDS being said made NO SENSE. just a bunch of gibberish
You'll never understand it because it doesnr even understans itself. Alot of the things are irrelevant, retconned, and pointless
@christina Really, the story of Kingdom hearts talks In it’s own language of sorts. That’s probably why. And really, it’s not too difficult to understand the language the characters are speaking lol. Once you understand how certain concepts work, your good to go.
For example, how memories work.
This definitely helps. Now I don’t have to pay lots of moneys for the DLC, I can just learn the story from you.
Kairi doing a thing and then having to sleep for a year was the most relatable thing Kingdom Hearts ever did.
can't wait to see a good enough summary of melody of memory.
Still waiting on that good enough summary on melody of memory barry. And union x.
Any day now
0:38 kairi: doing a thing is hard work, you know.
I watched the first two and I have now came to conclusion of a need to scream LET THIS SUFFERING END
I've been putting off playing Re:Mind since KH3 burned me so badly with it's low quality that I just didn't want to complete the main game, much less get the secret ending. Thank you for providing this video so I don't have to, Barry!
I suggest you pick it up. Remind is meh, but all the new secret bosses are super fun.
Many parts of the story were disappointing, but I wouldn't say the game was low quality
It also retooled a lot of the combat to make it muuuuch better more like kh2
Damn all that set up for like 1 minute of a video. I now appreciate the work of youtubers
Kairi was thrown at or dropped onto that bed over 120 times. I know because I edited them all into a supercut.
This is a perfect representation of me enduring the current Kingdom Hearts plot.😧
Nobody:
Intro Barry: *exhausted villager noises*
i missed my cool internet uncle
Is... is that it? Is it outta your system now? No more Kingdom Hearts left in you?
oh my god i love it. watching it come together through the vods was a delight and i'm so glad to see how it all came together!
imagine you finally do a thing but you sleep for a year
relatable
After 18 years you do a thing and sleep for a year.
good time to mention i just woke up from a lucid dream on KH4, and it was insane- KAIRI DOES MULTIPLE THINGS!
Feral-Rage
Only in our dreams.
*cries in pillow*
I love how this video is basically just Barry groaning into a microphone for a full minute
.
Sums up ReMind pretty nicely tbh
Don’t hate me but I think KH needs a reboot JUST to have it make sense.
Uh...Barry? Are you stuck under your chair? Do you need help? How long have you been stuck under there? You want us to pick up any food on the way over?
Guy sounded like a villager getting hit.
Melody of Memories: We hype up Yoko Shimamura for 10 hours then Kairi makes her first independent and autonomous decision in the secret cutscene at the end.
"kairi finally did a thing but it made her really really tired so she had to sleep it off for a year"
same
Nomura: "You aren't Lightning, so I don't care about you."
that was toriyama who made lightning
Nomura when making kingdom hearts: you aren't sora, so I don't care about you, on fact, you're useless now
Those gibberish muffled grunts were good enough
0:06 Barry over here sounding like an illager
Can’t wait for him to make a 40 minute video explaining the 15 minutes of plot that Melody of Memory gave us
The wait for this video was worth it. you are so funny, I love your little animations. Your critique on games are on the dot and hilarious. Even if i don't agree with you or do, your videos are just so entertaining. I loved you in game grumps and I love seeing you flourish now apart from them. keep up the amazing work barry!!
Now in development! Hell yes!
Excited to see more of your work, managed to catch some of your editing streams for this one. Keep it up, best of luck
im sorry kairi is still........ all im gonna say is this was basically it
It's time for melody of memories and 'unreality'...
"Did a thing, has to sleep it off for a year" sounds like me
I liked the video as soon as Barry stomped into the room and started crying.
I can't believe Barry's entire life is kingdom hearts
"Sometimes dead is better" comes to mind.
Aw damn, it’s just the Kairi bit. Got too excited there.
THIS VIDEO WAS MADE TWO YEARS AGO WHAT I REMEMER WAITING FOR IT'S RELEASE
Just curious... how do you feel about the Melody of Memories reveal?
The entire mood in this video is basically everyone right now.
Me: *lights Minecraft Villager on fire*
Villager: 0:03
Melody of Memory: Kairi did another thing, but Sora swooped in to defeat Xehanort
As a fan of the Kingdom Hearts franchise, this is exactly me when I attempted to replay the whole story in chronological order lmaooo
Oh man, nobody turned into a coat.
Kingdom hearts = beat a Disney villain simulator
I'm dyyyyying!!!! Please continue the good enough summary with other video games and media!
The existence of Barry Kramer means that you can Krame and that something can be Kramed
All his groans and noises spund like when you punch a minecraft villager
Alright. Who gave Barry GMod? You know what will come of this.
It really shows that Kairi has no personality or agency in these games when I forgot she was even in Re:Mind
He disappears for a almost a year and this is all we get?
I love it!
Need a good enough summary about Melodie of Memories, Union X (the final cutscenes) and Dark
Road. This Videos are too funny to stop here.
Now I understand why you were gone for months. This is a masterpiece. Thank you, Barry. Thank you.
Once I saw the ReMind DLC, I folded. I officially give up trying to follow KH anymore. Now that Sora is in Smash, Nomura might make his opening movie in Smash canon because why not.
11/10 intro captured our feelings perfectly
Please more good enough summaries. Don’t even care if it’s for plots as convoluted. JUST MORE BARRY GOSH DING IT
...15 months... absolutely perfect
Plot twist: Kairi isn't real, she never existed.
Oh, so thats why barrys been sleeping for a year. Hes a princess.
And Barry was like:
I give up.
I didnt think you would have the HEART fir this anymore ;)
I cannot stop watching you KH videos. Please make more content! You are waaaay too funny
Advertisement: kh: memory of melody is a thing
Me: whaT-
(ooh baaarrryyy~!)
I always wondered where the noises for the Minecraft villagers came from. They were Barry the whole time!
Okay it's official. Barry is youtube's best grunter.
This is what I live for. Love ya barry
Gmod kingdom hearts is the best thing I've ever seen
It happened, Barry finally broke.
Cant wait to see what new vids u make!
It sounds like these videos are slowly draining the life out of him. And I'm not going to lie, it's kind of awesome to watch his decent into utter madness.
INCREDIBLE! He says what we're all thinking!
The animation is smoother than before!
Barry, please make this a series. Summarise other games for us, please.
This is a whole mood and also adorable