Apparently Alyx will wink at Gordon if you look at her while sitting in the muscle car for a few seconds, you know the second the war's over they fuckin'.
And that one part while the cars being fixed by the rebels and you go in the tunnel to take care of the combine blocking the path when the door closes you can hear the rebel say "so is that your boyfriend or what" and even Eli says "now that the suppression field is Down we all got to do our part" to alyx and Gordon
"GORDON YOU HAVE TO MATE WITH MY DAUGHTER YOU HAVE BEEN FIDDLING WITH YOUR CROWBAR FOR FAR TOO LONG YOU HAVE TO BREED WITH HER GORDON THINK THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE OF HUMANITY WE NEED TO MULTIPLY YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THIS THE FUTURE OF HUMANITY IS AT YOUR HAND GORDON"
Gordon Freeman in the flesh. Or rather, with Miss Vance. I took the liberty of relieving you of your Barney; most of him was government property. As for Miss Vance, I think you’ve earned her.
Gordon then awoke to his alarm clock, in his bed, in his own home, he looked outside his window and saw his neighbor mowing his lawn, he then realized he was late for work at black mesa, only they weren’t doing a test with the anti mass spectrometer, he was just late in general! As he got his uniform on and hopped into his car, he thought to himself: “was it all just a bad dream?”
![PATIENT ZERO - A Half-Life Short [S2FM]](/img/1.gif)
Eli would be proud
Fancy seeing you here!
Just noticed you got 100k subs, congrats
The Man himself
Dr Kleiner would be rather disappointed
@@eduardoaguilar1550 Why? they're going to contribute to the repopulation of earth just like he wanted in episode 1
Truly unforseen consequences...
budin
Pootis
When the CONSEQUENCES are UNFORSEEN :flustered emoji:
unforeskin consequences
@@CodySpoor Pootis Spencer here 😎🤟
'snapback to reality'
**intense breathing**
**gunshot**
WAKE UP
Gordon would be ashamed of himself lol
*minor valor actions levels detected, morphine administered*
"ohh there goes gravity"
@@connorgolsong290 ok
"Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional"
UNDERRATED
this is amazing
At this point he's deaf
Talk about delivering a sample in the test chamberrrr amirite bois
Привет
"Shes waiting for you Gordon. In the TEST chamberrrrrrrrrrrrrr."
*Explosion* Gordon! Get away from Alyx!
in the chest chamber
In the SECKS chamberrrrrrrr
@@connorgolsong290 I can imagine what that explosion is....
@@thevoid8544 THAT WAS NOT MY INTENTION
You basically summed up Half Life 2 episodes in 12 seconds
im worried on how thats right
Shit...
Hey no spoilers I haven't played them yet
@@LethalChicken77 then you probably shouldn’t be here
Alex it's hormny
Barney: "Go on, Gordon. She's waiting for ya. You lucky dog you."
"Go on... Gordon. She's.. waiting.. for ya. you lucky dog.
"Go on Gordon, she's waiting for you in the test chamberrrr"
that was so funny I burst out laughing when I first heard it and I was like 11
I mean technechly Gordon is 47 so is it pedophiliea?
@@grinmace4834 Gordon is 24, he was frozen so biologically he doesn't get any older, besides to him it's just 5 minutes after he killed Nihilanth.
I cant believe you did this.
Fuck! I can't believe you've done this!
i believe you did this
@@connorgolsong290 😂
I have full trust in you to say i believed everything in your intent
Gordon would never
"This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Nintendo of America Inc.."
Nintendo is very anal about it too
What even was the original
@@bunkerdown8494 zelda.
yeah that saved me like 500 more brain cells
Nintendo struck it down, thus confirming that it was canon
so its cannon now.
"Standard insertion for a nonstandard specimen. Go ahead, Gordon. Slot the carrier into the analysis port."
and then he causes ANOTHER resonance cascade, oh the fool!
ANALysis port
@@Rorschach003 ANAL-ALYXsis port
@@GlamStacheessnostalgialounge Alyx-sis, what are you doing?
@@Neo2266. every day we stray further from God and closer to Brazil
to be fair Eli literally said "Now that the suppression fields down, we all have to do our part." and winked at Gordon
Anal would have an equal effect with the Suppression Field up
But he meant the other hole
@@Haunuva no anal? 😥
@@sithyuu7696 not that I wish to imply that you don't get to have any fun, no one is more deserving of the rest.
Don't blame a man who wants grandchildren, eh?
"You’ve proved yourself a decisive man, so I don’t expect you’ll have any trouble deciding what to do."
- Gman
The right man in the wrong hole can make all the difference in the world
If you ever watched Gorgeous Freeman you are very much aware that Gordon likes guys
underrated comment
@@saturn21207 What
@@saturn21207 I think HLVRAI is more canonically.
The best part is that I can't tell whose dream this is.
Eli’s
G-man's
kleiners
Barneys
Breen’s
I dont want to wake up
WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
Wake up and smell the ashes
Wake up and smell the ashes joelecr
Sheesh, Alyx. At least ask my main man Gordon out on a date beforehand.
Well, She straight to the point
he doesnt need to hear all this, hes a highly trained professional
Date to where? The combine slave camps? The nonexistent oceans? Ruins of the mall?
@@basicaccount3871 yeah , lets let him in now
@@FelipeJaquez hey its not all bad. taking a swim in the toxic sewers does wonders for the skin.
I just lost my shit to this, oh my god this
Excuse me, why is this in our recommendations?
@@CHaoS.GaminG A mystery we will take to our graves
So will he
I hope you can find it
@@SFCommanderSFM lol
Gman saying 'wake up' repeatedly would be an interesting alarm
need
Thanks G-Man, was having a nightmare
False
False
Are you gay ?
gay?
That was a rather strange nightmare.
I misread this as Alyx proposes to Gordon and I thought it was going to be very wholesome
Instead it was wrongwholesome
It is instead holesome.
It was pieceall
*At least offer the man a beer first, Alyx. He's a highly trained professional.*
Or some oxycodone.
He doesn't need to hear this
Why did I instantly imagine Barney saying this to alyx
It's so disturbing to see a woman that is supposed to be 19, but she looks 50 and sounds 13.
Alyx does look pretty rough in 4k, ngl
Do people just look older in Source? Please tell me Russel isn’t like 30
@@Neo2266. Its fan made.
@@wolker213 its not its the official model
@@DLkibaIts not official animation.
0:07 he's been trying to wake Gordon up for his adventure for 15 years
The first link got claimed, god damn it Nintendo
Which makes it canon, btw
nintendo kinda pissing me off with their copyright abuse
@the hevy Creators, fans of the creators. Anyone who sees that theres no grounds for it. Pretty simple really
@the hevy anyone who cares about laws not being abused
what was the video
Apparently Alyx will wink at Gordon if you look at her while sitting in the muscle car for a few seconds, you know the second the war's over they fuckin'.
And that one part while the cars being fixed by the rebels and you go in the tunnel to take care of the combine blocking the path when the door closes you can hear the rebel say "so is that your boyfriend or what" and even Eli says "now that the suppression field is Down we all got to do our part" to alyx and Gordon
@@scpfoundation2040 I didn't know about that rebel line lol, neat.
"GORDON
YOU HAVE TO MATE WITH MY DAUGHTER
YOU HAVE BEEN FIDDLING WITH YOUR CROWBAR FOR FAR TOO LONG
YOU HAVE TO BREED WITH HER GORDON
THINK
THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE OF HUMANITY
WE NEED TO MULTIPLY
YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THIS
THE FUTURE OF HUMANITY IS AT YOUR HAND GORDON"
Just stop
@@Chuked "NO, YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND GORDON, THE VANCE LINEAGE, IT NEEDS TO BE CONTINUED! PLEASE, BREED WITH HER GORDON!"
*"I love mr. Bubs..."*
Suppression field stops that.
@@Konxovar0 End of episode 2 took care of that
Gordon : G-Man wait!
Gman stopped me from having to look at to horrifying Alyx model
yeah idk what why valve did to her face
@@SFCommanderSFM I think that it's because she is crying in the scene so they made the model have all the wrinkles for crying.
@@SFCommanderSFM Valve tried to make her look younger. They had the opposite effect.
@@connorgolsong290 no that model appeared in the future
The model is not horrifying, it is bodypositive!
Well...this is quite unexpected
Do you mean...unforseen?
@@Julys443 dammit... How did i miss that?
The first link in the description got removed by Nintendo. So that means that the Original clip of Zelda wanting [REDACTED] is now officialy canon
Damn Alyx! She must have been wanting to say this for a long time considering how she seemed shy and embarrassed to say it to Gordon.
Wake up.
Wake up.
Wake up.
Wake the HELL UP!
Wake up
sheeeeesh damn girl is it really that time? (again?)
mister freemaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Wake up Mr. Freeman and smell the...
@@laszlodajka9914... smell the apple bottom jeans, boots with the... Fur..
I like the urgency G-Man has telling Gordon to wake up. lol
Add Eli into this and we’ve got our own Chrisposting meme
it's funny that Valve replaced Merle Dandringe's voice because they wanted a younger one, but they did the exact opposite modeling Alyx's face.
Спасибо Бебсу за рекомендацию этой чудесной анимации.
Так вот где я ее видел
Hey, i not alone.
"Mrs.Vance, You wouldn't want Gordon Freeman to be in the wrong hole at the...right time, would you? Hmm?"
SHUT UP PLS
This one was good
The wrong man..In the right hole can. Make all the difference in the woOorld
Ok my childhood memories of HL2 are dead
@@Freemelon07
F
feeling sad for you broo 🥴🥴
Gordon: "Goddamn cockblocking combines!"
Well,this is my new Alart sound from now (:
Well thell me how good it is
@@connermulders6394 Its great :D
Wake up? WAKE UP?!?
*CROWBAR COMING AT YOU DOWN A STEEL CORRIDOR.*
This pretty much sums up every dream I ever had as a young teen.
Idk why I think that is so fucking funny, rofl 😆
Is this the leaked episode 3 ending I heard so much about? I knew it would be a cliffhanger.
'"She's been debeaked and will couple, fruitlessly." Kleiner mashup
'I know this moment may not be the most convenient for a heart to heart.'
“Is Kliener telling everyone to… get busy?”
"I never thought I'd see a resonance cascade, let alone create one..."
Gordon Freeman in the flesh. Or rather, with Miss Vance. I took the liberty of relieving you of your Barney; most of him was government property. As for Miss Vance, I think you’ve earned her.
Gordon's just standing there like he's in Blair Witch lol.
Holy fuck that lighting on the Gman
I'll get my torch before continuing this vid
I didn’t even watch the video and I already knew what was going to happen, I recognized the poses
Look at that smile
Oh purée de pomme de terre, non. Elle est dégueu !
"SNAP BACK
TO REALITY"
Cut dialogue from HL2's "Point Insertion"
Gman is protecting gordon because gordon almost make a haram thing
During ramadan even 🙄
may god bless Gman 🙏
@@SFCommanderSFM Allah Loves GMan
The next time you meet alyx, tell her to prepare for, _unforeseen consequences_
prepare for unforeseen consequences
LMAO I DID NOT EXPECT THE "WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP"
RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN ... RUN ... RUN RUN
its a miracle that you made alyx so cute with her standart terrible "new" face
Я просто посмотрел Бебея...
this is a really good sfm
Gordon:
Reality is often disappointing
The zelda video this is based on has been copyright claimed by nintendo.
You know what that means
*It's canon now*
I guess he’s got a new place to put his crowbar 🤷
Recognising what meme this is going to be by the thumbnail makes me quite ashamed of myself, the actual meme was great tho, amazing take
Yeah
*furious rule34 sounds*
Nintendo copyright striked the video
Which means that it is canon
*...Nintendo? Copyrighting a Valve Game? What the heck are you saying?*
yall realize Gordon has a tomboy gf?
Nah I'm more tomboy-y than her.
Who said gordon is actually consenting to this
Ah yes the Alyx Vance that looks like 50 years old when she's supposed to be in her teenage years.
you only see this Alyx model when it’s her mourning her fathers death, but yeah she’s still way too old looking
"Standard insertion for a non standard specimen"
roman! are you sleeping? you far f!
Gordon then awoke to his alarm clock, in his bed, in his own home, he looked outside his window and saw his neighbor mowing his lawn, he then realized he was late for work at black mesa, only they weren’t doing a test with the anti mass spectrometer, he was just late in general!
As he got his uniform on and hopped into his car, he thought to himself: “was it all just a bad dream?”
YEEEESSSSS
Well, that'll be the second nonstandard "carrier" he inserts into the "ANALysis" port in the game's history... 😉
Gives a whole new meaning to "Sleeping on the job"
When you wake someone up from a wet dream.
I want to imagine that the gman didn't want this to happen so he put both in status and let shepherd kill the combine
when Gordon woke up, he just thought that watching these peppa pig all these years was worth it what if gman said that: wake wake time for school
Damn you, G-man!
0:06 I want this to be how my dreams end every morning for the rest of my life
A little reminder, Gordon knows her since she was a toddler. But considering what he has gone through, might as well take the w.
I knew exactly what this video was going to be by that pose in the thumbnail.
STOP WATCHING SOLDIER A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE!
Love how this is a reference to a Zelda meme. Which furthermore is based on a scene from a Children's movie..
wat?
No it isnt
@@aaronjoosepsepp
Sure.
ruclips.net/video/XrVObhsAPds/видео.html
ruclips.net/video/c23FPwd3BIk/видео.html
@@SirSquigglez lmao rekt him
You, Your finally awake..
what bugs me is that she was more attractive in the original games, than her VR version. but, I still would take that opportunity XD
That's because you're never supposed to see her face in HLA
"Rise and shine, Mr.Freeman, rise and, shine."
>Sees thumbnail
>Aww this is gonna be wholesome
>Watch video
BY ALLAH
I should've known looking at the length that this was a shitpost
What do you mean "by Allah"? I know who allah is but what are you talking about?
@@aircraftmen_ it just means oh my god
@@laatma985 im arabic and never heard by allah
*WAKE UP*
*WAKE UP*
*WAKE UP*
Gordon needs to hear this. He's a trained professional.
Gordon Freeman wake up
Gordon Freeman wake up
Black Mesa Incident, Today same day
That’s not what Eli meant by “doing our part”
mmm actually lol yes he meant that Gordon and Alyx must do the secks
Wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and run for your life..
No wonder why some guy from some poorly-made HL fanfic that tries to pass off as an official HL game went to hunt down Gordon Freeman
0:07 good alarm clock
Eli: Less Goooo
G-man: *puts gordon on stasis
Eli wanted Alyx to accept Gordon's goo
Gman be like wake up and I’m like thank you gman for saving me from that nightmare
I wish I had a Ph.D MIT in Theoretical Physics.
Oh come we were having a moment old man!
Here before this gets recommended by YT
Wake up, wake up, wake up.
Run! Run! Run!
I ship Gordo and Alyx but wtf is wrong with Alyx's face?
The model just looks like that. It was probably not the priority for a first person only game.
He's behind you.
R U N
Oh lordy