deciding which nepo babies i would save in the apocalypse
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Fun fact Lily Collins said that the victims of Ted Bundy came to her in a dream and told her to play the wife of Ted Bundy in the film with Zac Efron. For this I wouldn’t keep her in the car
Wtf
this is wild omg
LMFAO. Ok I actually really liked what I've seen of Lily so far.
But. Girl. Huh??
You know what, maybe it’s good I don’t go out of my way to learn things about celebrities…
@@dylanrodrigues this 💯
Lily Rose Depp is 5' 3 trying to say she could have been a supermodel even without nepotism. That's almost as delusional as thinking that people want another Pirates of the Caribbean movie.
love a 5'3 girly delusion
I want another Pirates movie with Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow.
@@charleysonnydickinsonvuori7833 hahaha
@@charleysonnydickinsonvuori7833 Ew.
@@Sptl8qq why is that ‘ew’? Without Johnny Depp there wouldn’t be a Pirates franchise. He is the reason why those movies are so successful. I’ve grown up with Captain Jack Sparrow and it’s sad that there isn’t going to be another movie with him.
"Imagine fighting over somebody as musty as Justin Bieber" 💀
IMAGINE
The idea of John David Washington riding on the roof of some apocalyptic savior vehicle full of Carley and a bunch of girls is unnecessarily funny
king of comedy
I’m so happy he made it on the roof tho, but I laughed so fucking hard 😂
I now want a post-apocalypse comedy movie where John David Washington is just vibing on the roof of the saviour car.
Love how 4/5 of the girlies in the car have not only their parents but also their grandparents names in blue on wikipedia
so true
I just KNOW Dakota would burn the entire car if she got bored
Good for her!
As she should
@@nanospeed2550 oh absolutely
@@guardianofthegalaxy2051 exactly
i fear her
I want a 1 hour version of this video. You can try different characters too, like Harry Potter, the Royal Family or all your middle/high school teachers.
omg love this!
Here for a series!
Yassss we need this
I never knew I needed that, but now I desperately do
please no;)
Carley said what every single person was thinking about the hailey and selena feud
🥰🥰
Wait there is a legit feud? I thought it was just Selena fans making things up for drama
@@Hungarycloud idk
@@Hungarycloudyeah but they solved it. It started because Selena got mad about a video of Hailey making fun of Taylor Swift, Selena's best friend. But they ended up apologizing to each other.
@@HungarycloudNo one made anything up, Hailey is genuinely very weirdly obsessed with Selena and there's so much proof it's crazy
I'm old enough that Carrie Fisher is the nepo baby to me. And yes I'd save her. Even now. Carrie Fisher's ashes are probably funnier than 99% of the people on the planet.
Her daughter is funny too!
I'd give up my seat on the spaceship saving us from an asteroid for Carrie Fishers ashes tbh
carly blessing us with 2 videos back to back? I am so lucky to be alive in this era 😌
same
Frr
🥺🥺
The era that is this week
@uncarley you know that John Depp was fond innocent and was fond that amber heard was abuser he was victim so I don't know why your talk bad about him?
When you opened with “Lilly Rose Depp gets dysentery and dies” for a minute I thought you were putting them through that hunger games simulator 😂😂
youre right that to be a model you have to be beautiful, but there's a lot more going into that. lilly rose depp is 5'3. if she was some random person without a celebrity father there is no way in hell she would ever be scouted for catwalks
i think her mom is a huge part of that too maybe more the Depp
For modelling its not her dad its her mom cuz she was a chanel muse but for acting its her dad
In this scenario, I’d probably definitely save Maya Hawke, Billie Lourde, Maude Apatow, Dakota Johnson and I’ll throw in Gracie Abrams because I genuinely love her music and she gives similar vibes to Maya Hawke so she’s coming with
gracie abrams is great
Dakota is great but Zoë is my eye candy, I can't be fair 🙇🏼♀️
This is Carley's brainrot universe and we're living in AND for it tbh ❤✨
love this
idk why it's literally right now that I'm realizing Jaden and Willow's names are a reflection of Jada and Will's names but here I am
thank you for reaffirming my disappointment in Brooklyn Beckham
anytime
Putting this out on the same day as the Met Gala is so iconic. Let’s roast these nepo babies before they get h1gh on the red carpet
Willow should be in that car fighting Zoe for what she said about her Jaden when he was underage
I'm just gonna assume carley has no clue what zoe said otherwise yikes 😅
this^
Zoe Kravitz is peak nepotism. Her mom stared in the 1st High Fidelity & they have the same face 😭
is she talented or am i biased, cause she plays the same character in any movie
@@GalinaEv i thought she did pretty good playing a neurodivergent character in Kimi but I honestly haven't seen much else of her even if i think she's gorgeous
@kirashaw3541 i think ending sucks. Also i think she is the same character in harry potter - magic beasts. Like timid but brave if needs to save someone. Also its so forgettable
@@GalinaEv omg i didn't even realize she was in fantastic beasts lmfaoooo
@kirashaw3541 ahahaha i know she played a lot, but she is usually in second roles and forgettable?)) See divergent
Liza minelli, Jamie lee Curtis, and Carrie fisher are the best nepo babies of all time those would be my picks. Willow can come too 😊
I'll save Willow , bc regardless of her being a smith , she is super fucking talented and the 1st person who exposed me to the Alternative/underground music scene with her experimental sound of her soundcloud days. Happy to see her evolve as an artist (the same goes for his brother jaden).
she's soooo talented
Honestly being part of the Smith fam might be a disadvantage bc people will assume she only has many fans and clout bc of that, when her music is genuinely good and bringing back pop punk to its truest form.
I remember reading that she was apparently islamophobic, tbh I don't know if its true I have no clue what she said
willow's music is sooo good. her coping mechanism album is one of my favs
I love how she saves Willow and there’s not one word about Jaden.
I mean, I just think it’s funny. I like Jaden Smith in The Get Down, and he’s got a song on the Into the Spiderverse soundtrack that’s pretty cool.
i want this movie. like i want this scenario filmed, of running into different nepo babies in the apocalypse and kicking them out if you find someone better. i want them to fight for it or like jack quaid, see the line up and go, i get it. hollywood, do one thing right, use your powers for this
that would be iconic, literally being cast for being nepo babies and they would just have to accept that
jj abrams make me an offer
woahh 2 vids in 2 days we are truly being fed so well
we are grateful children
jack quaid would absolutely understand you not taking him in because of the iconic girlies you'd save. also, you not wanting to leave john david washington is such a mood
Am I right in thinking Jack Quaid played Marvel in The Hunger Games?
Honestly, apart from keeping Maude, I totally agree! Also the Skarsgards baaaaarely count as nepo somehow so I'm not mad they're left behind? Also there's loads of them, they'll be fine.
Skarsgards are nepos. Their father Stellan and his 4 (out of 8 children) are actors. But they're all talented and they really care for the craft and can stand out each on their own. Im obsessed of them atm xD
@@EvieFrye1995Genuinely so talented, although I gotta say their dad is the best of them all imo. His role in Andor was some of the most perfect acting I've seen in ages
@@JLMac322 I guess he just has more experience, they'll get there
I'd 100% save the Skarsgårds because nobody, zombie, gang of post-apocalyptic survivors, or otherwise, is fucking with me if I'm riding with Pennywise and Eric Northman. Only those two though. There are too many Skarsgårds. Then I'd have Billie (and if she was still alive Carrie too as another nepo baby), Maude and Zoe.
yesss eric northman
i appreciate carley so much that i watch her sponsorship bit all the way through and if that isn't love i don't know what is
💖💖
The fact that Dakota is basically Apple’s stepmother😂😂
💀💀
Last time I saw Rafferty Law he was a small child yelling, "Daddy, daddy, I hate you, daddy" because Jude Law wouldn't let him ride the escalator in the store I worked at. Sort of lost track of him after that though.
Lily Rose D is alsoooo the daughter of Vanessa Paradis a french singer, actrice, number 5 chanel icone
let's not forget!
should’ve kept mason gooding in the apocalyptic rescue vehicle solely bc he’s fine as hell
fair enough
He's such a sweetheart that he would probably give up his seat for someone
@@uncarley I don’t get/understand why you didn’t/couldn’t say Lily Depp’s father’s name Johnny Depp?
@@belmoon8711 if you didn’t hear about the whole domestic abuse court case then you’re clearly not chronically online like the rest of us. so if that’s the case: congratulations!!
@@shelbyzimmerman “Chronically online” definitely not, but I watched the trial. Apparently our opinions differ. We can agree to disagree.
the way i just KNEW that there would be a 6th one because carley would not be able to choose. honestly same bestie.
absolutely
Didn’t Dakota Johnson say some really f*caked up stuff about me too and was defending Johnny depp, shia labeouf and armie hammer
The fact that Zoe and Jaden are both in this video and somehow Zoe is the one that made it 😂😭
Kicking 2 out so queen Billie can put her feet up in the back seat like she deserves
absolutely
Thiiiiiiiis
I’m so glad you kept Maya Hawke. I love her music and her movies and she seems like a genuinely good and nice person
You should put the nepo babies in a Hunger Games simulator. Brantsteele has a pretty good one I used recently.
literally right before you got to john david washington i was like "hmm i feel like she's gonna stop kicking ppl out of the car and have them double buckle/sit on laps/etc" and then you hit me with the "he can go on the roof". iconic. 10/10
I need to see carley do the hunger games trend
what trend??
@@uncarley picking your ideal hunger games lineup, including president, game master, announcers, etc.
afraid uncarley validation may just be the only thing that can redeem half of them and i’m ready for it-
I’m not sure if Dakota Johnson would get in the car for me, but I would at least attempt to make a makeshift seat on the roof for her because of the Ellen roast alone, maybe see if the boot had enough room for her to condense herself into
everyone say thank you for feeding us so well mother
JDW doesn’t have to ride on the roof, IF Maya rides on the floor boards of the passenger seat like a little kid in the 80s. We’re saving nepo babies lives here!!
I had no idea Jack Quaid is a nepo baby, but i loved him in the boys. (and his mom is LEGENDARY) He didn't come across, to me, as a nepo baby because I thought he had talent haha XD I guess it just runs in his family!
Dakota defended Hollywood men with allegations against them, a certain Shia and a certain Armie
nooooooo god that sucks
I have some goodwill towards Apple because she openly roasts her mother on social media, but there's no one I'd kick out for her. I hope she and Lily Collins find a safe cave together or something.
There’s definitely nepotism in the modelling industry and athletics, similar to many cases of nepotism, the later success may be a result of talent or an intrinsic quality like beauty or athleticism, but the opportunities afforded by their connections can’t be discounted. Ignoring financial advantages; the opportunity to meet the best agents, receive the best coaching, or even just get a second look based on name recognition is an invaluable boon to those fortunate enough to benefit from it. From there they are always free to fail, neither of MJ’s sons are in the NBA but they did play in college and undoubtedly got a lot of attention as a result of who their father was.
CARLEY BEING ANTI DEPP I AM THRIVING
absolutely ❤
Let's be honest we all knew Dakota would make it 😂😂
this is a win, you saved everyone i would’ve saved. i think i would’ve saved the skarsgards over zoe but i think that’s just me loving some good old monsters.
alexander being in true blood, i would've saved him for surrrre!
I love the Skarsgard brothers (and their dad).
Finally, the A Little Life slander was so accurate! I really hate this book and am also immediately suspicious when I hear that someone holds it in high regard 😂
OMG I’m so glad someone has voiced this about A Little Life. I have no idea why it’s so beloved. It was awful. And definitely a red flag
thought i loved it. i was deluding myself. that book is terrifyingly triggering and should just stop being printed fr.
i hate it!
when i was my most unwell this was my favorite book 😭😭 i don’t think i could read it now, but i will say the way hanya yanagihara talks about friendship in that book still crosses my mind every day
no bc that book made me so mad. my friend who i generally trust for book reccs made me read it because it was supposedly her favorite book and honestly it made me question our friendship lmao. also i had her read the secret history and now i think she doesnt deserve it just for subjecting me to hanya yanagihara
@@isabelyoung1744 that's so rough. Love the secret history tho
Mason Gooding is amazing. He is in Booksmart and Love Victor and I've seen a couple of his interviews and he seems like a very well spoken and thoughtful young man.
Maude, Mason, Maya, Dakota and Billie are coming with me whether they saving or not.
“Queen of I whip my hair back and forth”
absolutely
I have loved Carley already but I love her now even more for loving high fidelity. So underrated!
it's on my watchlist (memo to self)
I am living for this short but incredibly strong and hilarious content.
This was a wild ride and honestly I’m here for every second of it
I have my chemistry finals tomorrow yet i chose to click this as soon as i saw it!!!! CARLEY ON TOP
W girlie
good luck!
u go girl!!!!!
I am living for the chaotic vibes and unhinged nature of this video. Cracking up sitting in the break room at work 😂😂😂
The best thing to happen to a Monday is for a chaotic Carley video to drop that makes me laugh and rewires my brain chemistry.
two videos so close together?? i live for these
Lol I’m blowing my brains out studying for AP psychology the day before the exam this is what I needed
good luck!!
Content queen! Living for all of these videos!
Thank you for giving so muxh content - its an unexpected treat!
thank u for blessing us on this monday. very needed.
this is the best please keep this series
I could literally watch carley talk about literal gibberish and still enjoy her videos !! Her ideas r just so original and fun. Ly Carley
Omg did not expect this dose of content bless you truly
Great video 🙏🏻 I had no idea High Fidelity had been made into a show 🤯thank you for introducing me, Carly !
my life/existence has been insanely hectic and this is exactly what I needed - tysm 🥰
"turn this channel into a social experiment" carley channeling her inner cole sprouse?
watching this instead of studying for finals rn and am learning more than ever before
dakota johnson would not be getting in my car because it's apparently her goal in life to defend/befriend every abusive man on the planet
nooooo dakota WHY
@@uncarley i know 🤡
My favorite line for some reason was “write this down”, casually spoken as you were making the final rankings 😂
you’re actually so real for saying kaia and lily in the same car wouldn’t work they’re like on two very different sides of model nepo baby’s and simply can’t co exist in my brain
Hey Carley! I mentioned a few weeks ago that you inspired me to get back into reading by sight and I'd finally done it. Well now I've finished that book! 🥳
I love these niche topic and deep dive videos! The twilight one was the first video I watched of yours and now I need to watch them all
My BIL knows Wyatt Russell and went to college with him, he said he was an entitled dick and who he portrays in FAWS is completely accurate to who he is as a person so you're not missing much by not having him
okay good
I’m loving the chaotic videos truly
thank you!
Omg I always use the nepo athlete argument. You’re so right for that one.
Hiiii!!!!! Absolutely excited to see this .......I love this energy
This has to be one of my new favorites of your videos, I feel like every joke had me CACKLING
whoaaaaaa a double feature of uncarley???? we’re unworthy of such a gift ❤❤
I found this channel literally 2 days ago and I already get so hyped when I see something posted
2 videos back to back? you go girlboss queen!!!
i mainly know lily collins from "to the bone", maude from "euphoria", billie
You hate the wife beater I LOVE YOUUUUUU
I really enjoy your videos! They are unhinged and sometimes harsh but since you almost warn at the start it enables me to choose if I’m in the mood for that kind of comedy.
I don't know if you heard what Zoe Kravitz said about Jaden Smith when he was a minor... 😬 I don't really like her.
I LOVE THE STUCK IN LOVE NOD BEC YES IT IS REALLY GOOD!!
OH MY GOSH THANK YOU NOBODY TALKS ABOUT THE HIGH FIDELITY REBOOT ITS PHENOMENAL
i've heard about it but don't have the free thingy with subtitles to watch itttt
I'm on an Uncarley binge right now, and this was chefs kiss bloody good. What a beautiful Tuesday delight for my brain
Thank you for this blessed gift!💜it's EXACTLY what I needed today!😹
this was genuinely the best case scenario. you’re so right.
truly LOVE the little life slander. fully agree. honestly my favorite thing about the video 😂
Your brain is SO HUGE!! This is inspired and such a great start to my day (I woke up at 6pm bc I'm sick), thank you for your tireless service!!
Maya is a QUEEN. I literally dont care who else is in the care as long as she's in the front with me.