My Chat Destroys Me With "Gamer Jesus" Jokes For Over 25 Minutes!
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- Опубликовано: 5 янв 2023
- The sequel that we didn't know we needed! Once again, my chat completely takes over the stream with with Gamer Jesus jokes and I lose my mind!
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And then Martin Luther said: "It is against Twitch's terms of services to monetize unbans"
Oh my V-Tuber this is gold
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA fantastic
Jesus Jokes are the holy kind of wholesome!
Also, the 11th commandment is : "Thou shall not simp over thy neighbor's waifu."
like the two in his hands? in that case yeah it sure is :P
it's funnier that that's actually one of the 10
@@liatrisblossomheart4013as a Christian weeb, I can confirm.
YOU ARE EVERYWHERE
If Lucifer was an angel and angels are supposed to be guardians and lawgivers, does that mean that Lucifer was a banned mod.
yes
That...
I've never looked at it from that angle but yeah. That sums it up.
I believe angels also were/ are messengers, which would also give credence to that idea that Lucifer was a banned mod. He took a third of the original subscribers with him when he got banned, too
Furret just disassociating in the background while Jerod and Chat discuss how God and Vtubers intersect. Accumula Town is the perfect background music for this.
Jesus at last supper: “one of you is an imposter among is”
Judas to romans the next day: “his name is Jesus, sus is literally in his name”
*everyone votes out Jesus*
Jesus was not the imposter
*t-poses on everyone*
Jesus Christ
@@feelsdankman211 Yes.
remarkable.
Jesus allowed this to become a series and I’m perfectly fine with it
They way I see it: in the scriptures, kids were drawn to Jesus. That wouldn't have been the case if he wasn't a warm and friendly guy with a sense of humor.
I'm sure he appreciated wholesome jokes.
this comment will ruin the niceness of the coments
read that fast as: jesus is just alright with me~
@@lunameriweather7693thanks bro
How do you know the Bible isn't true?
- _Jesus had 12 close friends in his mid-30s._
1 betrayed him, 10 abandoned him in his time of need, 1 homie stayed while taking care of his mother.
True AF
These jokes are truly God-tier.
Yall keep teasing Jesus but he doesn't rage unless you sell lootboxes in his father's gamestop
The amazing jokes aside, his laugh is one of the best things I've heard.
Saint Peter gatekeeping Gods fanbase
Waiter: "What can I get you guys to drink?"
Jesus: *Winks at the disciples* "I'll get started with a water"
Disciples: *Snickering*
The Final Supper was an emergency meeting
And Judas was the first impostor
As a believer, the “your mods suck” unban request line is actually incredibly hilarious. Humor is one of God’s creations, after all
These types of videos are way too funny. Stuff like this happens all the time on stream, but it never gets old.
Yet again, the sequel has formed
Jesus, the first white mage. Guy could use Esuna to cure status effects and could only use Raise once before running out of MP forever.
Clearly didn't optimise his class enough.
I'm in college studying to be a preacher. 6:10 broke me.😆
"...So a shout-out to my best follower, the Pope" -Jesus (probably)
I couldn't stop crying from laughter. This is the greatest thing I have seen in so long and I'm sure that the Trinity were absolutely loving this.
Sonic World DX dev
A bit of word trivia for anyone interested: the two types of Idol are qutie different, yes, but the words are actually quite closely related and the usage is not coincidental.
And Moses said "The lord has given you 15... er, 10! 10 gifted subs!"
I love this. These are the kinds of jokes I like, and I can share with my family without insulting anyone.
Thanks Twitch chat
"Thou shalt not worship false idols"
God is the OG yandere.
The Second Coming would be Jesus trying life again to speedrun it now that he knows the mechanics
If 69k comments say "Super Prayers" we might be able to summon the holy drumming set and Jerod could do a featuring with Jesus
If the Flood was the world's first DDOS, then its lucky that two animals of every species saw Noah's ad read for ArcVPN
This is unironically the hardest I've laughed in a long time. Thanks so much Jerod and chat :D
Chat is never gonna get over Gamer Jesus jokes, are they?
*Let's keep it that way.*
This will be a glorious series 😂
I want more of this. One every 2 years is not the quantity we need
We're just waiting for that Heaventaker game 🤣
Angel boys in fancy dresses?
God bless that we're able have another round of these Jesus approved religious gamer jokes.
Just a suggestion: add “more” or “again” to the title so people know it’s a sequel. I clicked on it thinking it was the first one, and laughed anew!
I am loving every second of this.
*This* is one reason why I even watch Jerod still. It's somehow entertaining and funny.
if Jesus gifts 12 bits and 12 subs, is that called the "Last Supper"?
When you die you're forced into spectator mode
"Jesus take the wheel" is what GodVtuber says when he loses a YLYL
Idk if this is too much, but I remember seeing a Tumblr post that had a picture of a flip phone with like 30 of those little phone charms you would hook onto it. One of the replies under it was just "they beat Jesus with that."
2 years ago today LOL i swear you guys are amazing and wonderful.
We can say this is the 2nd coming
Ok, let’s imagine for a sec a scenario where you do meet God upon death. And Gods form is so wonderful that you can’t possibly comprehend it. But your consciousness tries anyway and shapes Gods appearance into the form you most revere and adore.
God actually IS an anime girl.
Take my like and get the hell out
Best girl
This is hilarious.
What a first video to watch LMAO
My favorite is still "Jesus saves. The rest of you take damage."
I was waiting for this vid to be posted. I was hysterically laughing when it was live
*Jesus Jokes Pt 2:* "I Am the Resurrection and the Light".
Hallelujah-- _Hold up._ Wait a minute. Something's not right here!
As I'm watching this video (in theatre mode), I notice there's *_ANOTHER_* Jesus Jokes vid from 2 years ago.
-Also to be fair, I wasn't looking at the video description- . 🤣🤣
Coincidence (Perhaps Susan 🤨🤔)? Nah, those are miracles.
"There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
Already needed to pause at 2 minutes to make sure I didn't fall over dizzy from oxygen deprivation 😂
Edit: Okay I need a legit break at 5 minutes! I effing can't! 🤣
David was the first aimbotter.
This is some God-Tier humor
I like playing Monopoly with Jesus, but he's kind of a sore loser. He always flips the table when he gets upset.
Lazarus: "Yo, Jesus, get out of combat and rez me already!"
"Jerod on his knees like a defensive angel!"
"He looks like he could be PRAYING!"
"Chat making him beg for mercy, when it's mercy who should be begging for him!"
It returns.
Let he who has not simped gift the first sub.
Gifteth
12:40 nah, one's probably a shared account of the trinity, and one is one third, probably
God Official is probably the Father alone
I love this silly jokes
We do have a god dating sim...
It's called HADES.
Best girl Jesus not there tho
I love his laugh x'D
15:38 you forgot the KEKW at the end
12:22 Jerod forgets how to breathe.
Are prayer petition donations just superchats, then? God is the OG vTuber then 🤣
This was so wholesome
Oh no, not again. But cracks me up every time
I mean, the Hebrew/Sanscrit version of the Bible was basically God being described as "A comedian performing in front of a crowd that was too afraid to laugh."
It is said that Jesus had so many followers that it started to lag the server, so the romans DDOSed him and he T-posed and then disconnected, only to come back days later after he had fixed his internet
that one stream i'm missing:
This is awesome
Remember Bibleman? Christian Batman killed a guy with a lightsaber.
You make me laugh 😂
I probably shouldn't be laughing at these, but I am
You kept trying to end it and I kept checking how much of the video was left like Are you sure about that
he's going to have an honest to god moment if he keeps this up
god:thy shall read the bible
me:uuuuh you mean the terms and conditions?
Glad to see that these aren't just "Unga bunga LGBT bad."
Not all Christians are bigots and the internet forgets that constantly. Some of us are actually good people. (I'm actually bi and trans myself)
Shout-out to my enbys in Christ
Suddenly RNJesus pops in chat.
IDK if anyone says it later on but Jesus is just God's VTuber avatar.
neither are the real one, because of the little g.
Awesome stuff. Anyone end up showing him there really is a Jesus vtuber on Twitch somewhere?
GAMER JESUS - THE RETURN
HE HAS BEEN RESSURECTED
Amen
The god is an anime girl reminded me of an Ariana Grande song where she said that god is a dangerous woman
Again, Jerod?
Chat's Gamer Jesus jokes 2-0 Jerod
So we've heard about the seen deadly sins, but have we heard about the seen deadly simps?
…ok but what if this world IS a simulation and Jesus DID find the dev console..?
Gabriel was the angel assigned to move the stone on the morning of Jesus' resurrection. But he could not go until God gives him the order. Until then, he stood before the throne, tapping his feet... waiting...
When given the order, you could barely see his color given how fast he went from God's throne to Earth.
But when he noticed he went past the moon, he forgot to step on the brake
BOOM!
And that's why there was an Earthquake on the morning of the resurrection.
Also why God never assigned Gabriel the Hedgehog something like that ever since.
and after getting 360 no scoped, jesus decides to respawn after 3 days
God's the server admin and Jesus is his player character
Aw smack, here we go again.
Same here
/set Mary isPregnant:True
Jerod what is your opinion on Life of Brian, the Monty Python movie
Simp for Jesus!
... Again?! XD
LMAO
So, would communion be a subscription service and tithes are the battle pass?
Dont give in to them...
LFG
@RealMartinLuther The Catholic Church needs to stop:
A thread (1/95)
Merry Christmas, if anyone is an Orthodox Christian
I’m not orthodox but I’ve still got my Christmas decorations up so…
@@oklandon09 Well, just Catholics celebrate christmas on December 25, and Orthodox on January 7 😅
@@oklandon09 cool
As a Protestant Christian, God bless you, and have a great day! And Merry Christmas for you guys