My Chat Destroys Me With "Gamer Jesus" Jokes For Over 25 Minutes!

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  • Опубликовано: 20 янв 2025

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  • @Deevster
    @Deevster 2 года назад +299

    Jesus Jokes are the holy kind of wholesome!
    Also, the 11th commandment is : "Thou shall not simp over thy neighbor's waifu."

    • @terabitofficial
      @terabitofficial 2 года назад +9

      like the two in his hands? in that case yeah it sure is :P

    • @liatrisblossomheart4013
      @liatrisblossomheart4013 2 года назад +10

      it's funnier that that's actually one of the 10

    • @Kaltsit-
      @Kaltsit- 2 года назад +4

      @@liatrisblossomheart4013as a Christian weeb, I can confirm.

    • @MONSTAboyGaming
      @MONSTAboyGaming Год назад

      YOU ARE EVERYWHERE

  • @Kiwi-fl8te
    @Kiwi-fl8te 2 года назад +121

    And then Martin Luther said: "It is against Twitch's terms of services to monetize unbans"

    • @Talokir
      @Talokir 2 года назад +2

      Oh my V-Tuber this is gold

    • @CaptainJellyBS
      @CaptainJellyBS Год назад

      HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA fantastic

  • @randomguy-tg7ok
    @randomguy-tg7ok 2 года назад +103

    Furret just disassociating in the background while Jerod and Chat discuss how God and Vtubers intersect. Accumula Town is the perfect background music for this.

  • @kristofertaft194
    @kristofertaft194 2 года назад +80

    If Lucifer was an angel and angels are supposed to be guardians and lawgivers, does that mean that Lucifer was a banned mod.

    • @TSK_Silver
      @TSK_Silver Год назад

      yes

    • @sniclops15
      @sniclops15 Год назад

      That...
      I've never looked at it from that angle but yeah. That sums it up.

    • @LighthawkTenchi
      @LighthawkTenchi Год назад +2

      I believe angels also were/ are messengers, which would also give credence to that idea that Lucifer was a banned mod. He took a third of the original subscribers with him when he got banned, too

  • @SJrad
    @SJrad 2 года назад +239

    Jesus at last supper: “one of you is an imposter among is”
    Judas to romans the next day: “his name is Jesus, sus is literally in his name”
    *everyone votes out Jesus*
    Jesus was not the imposter
    *t-poses on everyone*

  • @TitusWang375
    @TitusWang375 2 года назад +203

    Jesus allowed this to become a series and I’m perfectly fine with it

    • @StriderZessei
      @StriderZessei 2 года назад +27

      They way I see it: in the scriptures, kids were drawn to Jesus. That wouldn't have been the case if he wasn't a warm and friendly guy with a sense of humor.
      I'm sure he appreciated wholesome jokes.

    • @lunameriweather7693
      @lunameriweather7693 2 года назад +1

      this comment will ruin the niceness of the coments

    • @themadmallard
      @themadmallard 2 года назад

      read that fast as: jesus is just alright with me~

    • @ness-i-guess
      @ness-i-guess Год назад

      @@lunameriweather7693thanks bro

  • @BlueKnight85
    @BlueKnight85 2 года назад +26

    These jokes are truly God-tier.

  • @sniclops15
    @sniclops15 Год назад +8

    Waiter: "What can I get you guys to drink?"
    Jesus: *Winks at the disciples* "I'll get started with a water"
    Disciples: *Snickering*

  • @herrscheroftheabyss7218
    @herrscheroftheabyss7218 2 года назад +17

    The amazing jokes aside, his laugh is one of the best things I've heard.

  • @PierceArner
    @PierceArner 2 года назад +13

    How do you know the Bible isn't true?
    - _Jesus had 12 close friends in his mid-30s._

    • @TheFirehands150
      @TheFirehands150 7 месяцев назад +3

      1 betrayed him, 10 abandoned him in his time of need, 1 homie stayed while taking care of his mother.
      True AF

  • @rengreeneyes
    @rengreeneyes 2 года назад +5

    Jesus, the first white mage. Guy could use Esuna to cure status effects and could only use Raise once before running out of MP forever.
    Clearly didn't optimise his class enough.

  • @Atomosphere
    @Atomosphere 2 года назад +17

    These types of videos are way too funny. Stuff like this happens all the time on stream, but it never gets old.

  • @KodyCrimson
    @KodyCrimson 2 года назад +24

    I couldn't stop crying from laughter. This is the greatest thing I have seen in so long and I'm sure that the Trinity were absolutely loving this.

  • @dudeguy1894
    @dudeguy1894 2 года назад +18

    "Thou shalt not worship false idols"
    God is the OG yandere.

  • @therunawaygirl5096
    @therunawaygirl5096 2 года назад +5

    I love this. These are the kinds of jokes I like, and I can share with my family without insulting anyone.
    Thanks Twitch chat

  • @plasmakitten4261
    @plasmakitten4261 Год назад +1

    If the Flood was the world's first DDOS, then its lucky that two animals of every species saw Noah's ad read for ArcVPN

  • @GabrielDeOliveira721
    @GabrielDeOliveira721 2 года назад +5

    "...So a shout-out to my best follower, the Pope" -Jesus (probably)

  • @ryanwaughman8492
    @ryanwaughman8492 2 года назад +24

    Saint Peter gatekeeping Gods fanbase

  • @deadchannel7797
    @deadchannel7797 2 года назад +5

    This is unironically the hardest I've laughed in a long time. Thanks so much Jerod and chat :D

  • @LighthawkTenchi
    @LighthawkTenchi Год назад +1

    As a believer, the “your mods suck” unban request line is actually incredibly hilarious. Humor is one of God’s creations, after all

  • @DragonPianist
    @DragonPianist 2 года назад +28

    Yet again, the sequel has formed

  • @mushycorn4200
    @mushycorn4200 2 года назад +36

    Yall keep teasing Jesus but he doesn't rage unless you sell lootboxes in his father's gamestop

  • @thelivingglitch1371
    @thelivingglitch1371 2 года назад +10

    The Second Coming would be Jesus trying life again to speedrun it now that he knows the mechanics

  • @ItsThePunKing
    @ItsThePunKing 2 года назад +8

    The Final Supper was an emergency meeting

  • @isaiahthomason3998
    @isaiahthomason3998 2 года назад +5

    I'm in college studying to be a preacher. 6:10 broke me.😆

  • @emiliavalentino7226
    @emiliavalentino7226 2 года назад +6

    I want more of this. One every 2 years is not the quantity we need

  • @laurencefraser
    @laurencefraser 2 года назад +10

    A bit of word trivia for anyone interested: the two types of Idol are qutie different, yes, but the words are actually quite closely related and the usage is not coincidental.

  • @rebeccahvanzanten4743
    @rebeccahvanzanten4743 2 года назад +10

    This will be a glorious series 😂

  • @Buphido
    @Buphido 2 года назад +42

    Ok, let’s imagine for a sec a scenario where you do meet God upon death. And Gods form is so wonderful that you can’t possibly comprehend it. But your consciousness tries anyway and shapes Gods appearance into the form you most revere and adore.
    God actually IS an anime girl.

    • @oklandon09
      @oklandon09 2 года назад +1

      Take my like and get the hell out

    • @Arcticanine
      @Arcticanine 2 года назад +1

      Best girl

  • @BrainyAshes
    @BrainyAshes 2 года назад +12

    Chat is never gonna get over Gamer Jesus jokes, are they?
    *Let's keep it that way.*

  • @mattbriddell9246
    @mattbriddell9246 2 года назад +8

    And Moses said "The lord has given you 15... er, 10! 10 gifted subs!"

  • @emiliavalentino7226
    @emiliavalentino7226 2 года назад +3

    I am loving every second of this.

  • @lunameriweather7693
    @lunameriweather7693 2 года назад +1

    2 years ago today LOL i swear you guys are amazing and wonderful.

  • @DPDM44
    @DPDM44 2 года назад +9

    If 69k comments say "Super Prayers" we might be able to summon the holy drumming set and Jerod could do a featuring with Jesus

  • @AstralSnowstorm6157
    @AstralSnowstorm6157 2 года назад +5

    God bless that we're able have another round of these Jesus approved religious gamer jokes.

  • @KiyoshiroClips
    @KiyoshiroClips Год назад +1

    if Jesus gifts 12 bits and 12 subs, is that called the "Last Supper"?

  • @Kairamek
    @Kairamek 2 года назад +4

    My favorite is still "Jesus saves. The rest of you take damage."

  • @lightningjet9444
    @lightningjet9444 Год назад +1

    It is said that Jesus had so many followers that it started to lag the server, so the romans DDOSed him and he T-posed and then disconnected, only to come back days later after he had fixed his internet

  • @LuigiFan1akaStar
    @LuigiFan1akaStar 2 года назад +2

    *This* is one reason why I even watch Jerod still. It's somehow entertaining and funny.

  • @MythicMachina
    @MythicMachina 2 года назад +4

    Idk if this is too much, but I remember seeing a Tumblr post that had a picture of a flip phone with like 30 of those little phone charms you would hook onto it. One of the replies under it was just "they beat Jesus with that."

  • @theoaremevano3227
    @theoaremevano3227 2 года назад +6

    Lazarus: "Yo, Jesus, get out of combat and rez me already!"

  • @cloudharmonia8199
    @cloudharmonia8199 2 года назад +3

    I mean, the Hebrew/Sanscrit version of the Bible was basically God being described as "A comedian performing in front of a crowd that was too afraid to laugh."

  • @bendoesit1716
    @bendoesit1716 Год назад +1

    When you die you're forced into spectator mode

  • @Deefry
    @Deefry 2 года назад +3

    "Jesus take the wheel" is what GodVtuber says when he loses a YLYL

  • @mitchtange8029
    @mitchtange8029 Год назад +1

    15:38 you forgot the KEKW at the end

  • @jenkinsfamily2229
    @jenkinsfamily2229 2 года назад +7

    Just a suggestion: add “more” or “again” to the title so people know it’s a sequel. I clicked on it thinking it was the first one, and laughed anew!

  • @SparklingSpite
    @SparklingSpite 2 года назад +9

    I was waiting for this vid to be posted. I was hysterically laughing when it was live

  • @ryuketsuekiofficial
    @ryuketsuekiofficial Год назад +1

    Gabriel was the angel assigned to move the stone on the morning of Jesus' resurrection. But he could not go until God gives him the order. Until then, he stood before the throne, tapping his feet... waiting...
    When given the order, you could barely see his color given how fast he went from God's throne to Earth.
    But when he noticed he went past the moon, he forgot to step on the brake
    BOOM!
    And that's why there was an Earthquake on the morning of the resurrection.
    Also why God never assigned Gabriel the Hedgehog something like that ever since.

  • @ryancurtis5425
    @ryancurtis5425 2 года назад +3

    I like playing Monopoly with Jesus, but he's kind of a sore loser. He always flips the table when he gets upset.

  • @Blackhart-7
    @Blackhart-7 2 года назад +11

    We're just waiting for that Heaventaker game 🤣

    • @dhi_holo
      @dhi_holo 2 года назад

      Angel boys in fancy dresses?

  • @youxe18
    @youxe18 2 года назад +4

    We can say this is the 2nd coming

  • @TacComControl
    @TacComControl 2 года назад +4

    David was the first aimbotter.

  • @XenoPon2
    @XenoPon2 Год назад

    This is hilarious.
    What a first video to watch LMAO

  • @206Zelda
    @206Zelda Год назад

    "Jerod on his knees like a defensive angel!"
    "He looks like he could be PRAYING!"
    "Chat making him beg for mercy, when it's mercy who should be begging for him!"

  • @VGMaster1
    @VGMaster1 2 года назад +1

    12:22 Jerod forgets how to breathe.

  • @dhi_holo
    @dhi_holo 2 года назад +5

    12:40 nah, one's probably a shared account of the trinity, and one is one third, probably
    God Official is probably the Father alone

  • @Master_48
    @Master_48 2 года назад +3

    It returns.

  • @cobarkai9659
    @cobarkai9659 2 года назад +3

    We do have a god dating sim...
    It's called HADES.

    • @Arcticanine
      @Arcticanine 2 года назад +2

      Best girl Jesus not there tho

  • @Kinan.Eldari
    @Kinan.Eldari 2 года назад +4

    Already needed to pause at 2 minutes to make sure I didn't fall over dizzy from oxygen deprivation 😂
    Edit: Okay I need a legit break at 5 minutes! I effing can't! 🤣

  • @Ai_M3talloidX7
    @Ai_M3talloidX7 2 года назад

    *Jesus Jokes Pt 2:* "I Am the Resurrection and the Light".
    Hallelujah-- _Hold up._ Wait a minute. Something's not right here!
    As I'm watching this video (in theatre mode), I notice there's *_ANOTHER_* Jesus Jokes vid from 2 years ago.
    -Also to be fair, I wasn't looking at the video description- . 🤣🤣
    Coincidence (Perhaps Susan 🤨🤔)? Nah, those are miracles.
    "There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."

  • @miles6492
    @miles6492 2 года назад +9

    IDK if anyone says it later on but Jesus is just God's VTuber avatar.

  • @chibiarmorwing860
    @chibiarmorwing860 2 года назад

    Oh no, not again. But cracks me up every time

  • @leonardoleiva3398
    @leonardoleiva3398 2 года назад +2

    I love this silly jokes

  • @TheSuperWariotf
    @TheSuperWariotf 2 года назад

    Remember Bibleman? Christian Batman killed a guy with a lightsaber.

  • @retrowolf6482
    @retrowolf6482 2 года назад +3

    This is some God-Tier humor

  • @szkraft220
    @szkraft220 2 года назад

    GAMER JESUS - THE RETURN
    HE HAS BEEN RESSURECTED

  • @crafteariee
    @crafteariee 2 года назад +4

    Are prayer petition donations just superchats, then? God is the OG vTuber then 🤣

  • @omejira
    @omejira 2 года назад +1

    Suddenly RNJesus pops in chat.

  • @ForkGenesis
    @ForkGenesis 2 года назад +6

    that one stream i'm missing:

  • @canimates2020
    @canimates2020 2 года назад

    and after getting 360 no scoped, jesus decides to respawn after 3 days

  • @TheMathGeek_314
    @TheMathGeek_314 2 года назад +4

    You kept trying to end it and I kept checking how much of the video was left like Are you sure about that

  • @docplays6508
    @docplays6508 2 года назад +1

    The god is an anime girl reminded me of an Ariana Grande song where she said that god is a dangerous woman

  • @omegahacker5798
    @omegahacker5798 2 года назад +5

    he's going to have an honest to god moment if he keeps this up

  • @theblindarcher
    @theblindarcher 2 года назад +10

    Let he who has not simped gift the first sub.

  • @sinistarman
    @sinistarman 2 года назад

    neither are the real one, because of the little g.

  • @normalichu
    @normalichu Год назад

    I love his laugh x'D

  • @mattbriddell9246
    @mattbriddell9246 2 года назад +1

    So we've heard about the seen deadly sins, but have we heard about the seen deadly simps?

  • @Buphido
    @Buphido 2 года назад +1

    …ok but what if this world IS a simulation and Jesus DID find the dev console..?

  • @puglife658
    @puglife658 2 года назад +9

    Glad to see that these aren't just "Unga bunga LGBT bad."
    Not all Christians are bigots and the internet forgets that constantly. Some of us are actually good people. (I'm actually bi and trans myself)

    • @ecyor0
      @ecyor0 2 года назад

      Shout-out to my enbys in Christ

  • @lun4368
    @lun4368 2 года назад +5

    This was so wholesome

  • @nightkeiferSE
    @nightkeiferSE 2 года назад +1

    Again, Jerod?
    Chat's Gamer Jesus jokes 2-0 Jerod

  • @insertawesomeusernamehere
    @insertawesomeusernamehere 2 года назад

    I probably shouldn't be laughing at these, but I am

  • @TheTorchOfGreatness
    @TheTorchOfGreatness Год назад

    Amen

  • @quiotu
    @quiotu 2 года назад

    Awesome stuff. Anyone end up showing him there really is a Jesus vtuber on Twitch somewhere?

  • @swadswd
    @swadswd Год назад

    god:thy shall read the bible
    me:uuuuh you mean the terms and conditions?

  • @noahwr20
    @noahwr20 Год назад

    You make me laugh 😂

  • @aurabender150
    @aurabender150 2 года назад +2

    Aw smack, here we go again.

  • @GTvsForza
    @GTvsForza 2 года назад

    So, would communion be a subscription service and tithes are the battle pass?

  • @l8rs
    @l8rs 2 года назад +3

    /set Mary isPregnant:True

  • @DirectorOfChaos9292
    @DirectorOfChaos9292 2 года назад +2

    Jerod what is your opinion on Life of Brian, the Monty Python movie

  • @HYPER_BRUH_
    @HYPER_BRUH_ 2 года назад

    This is awesome

  • @minerforstone4136
    @minerforstone4136 2 года назад

    God's the server admin and Jesus is his player character

  • @ColossusOfSouthFolk
    @ColossusOfSouthFolk 2 года назад +2

    Seriously though every time I see the word "idols" in the Bible now I just imagine God getting p****d off at a bunch of Bronze/Iron Age Hebrews setting up altars and statues of VTubers which... doesn't make much sense, but bear with me...

  • @shinigamimiroku3723
    @shinigamimiroku3723 2 года назад +2

    ... Again?! XD

  • @mattarificwolflink9280
    @mattarificwolflink9280 2 года назад

    We almost killed him with these jokes

  • @sungjinwoo2151
    @sungjinwoo2151 Год назад

    Same here

  • @Batman4021
    @Batman4021 2 года назад +3

    Merry Christmas, if anyone is an Orthodox Christian

    • @oklandon09
      @oklandon09 2 года назад

      I’m not orthodox but I’ve still got my Christmas decorations up so…

    • @Batman4021
      @Batman4021 2 года назад

      @@oklandon09 Well, just Catholics celebrate christmas on December 25, and Orthodox on January 7 😅

    • @Batman4021
      @Batman4021 2 года назад

      @@oklandon09 cool

    • @retrohill5848
      @retrohill5848 2 года назад

      As a Protestant Christian, God bless you, and have a great day! And Merry Christmas for you guys

  • @Arcticanine
    @Arcticanine 2 года назад

    16:27 God seems to have donated in his VTuber account.

  • @ze_glitchy_gamer7629
    @ze_glitchy_gamer7629 2 года назад

    Dont give in to them...

  • @user-Wqir29482
    @user-Wqir29482 2 года назад +2

    LMAO