In the beginning, God said let there be light. And there was light. And God saw the light, and it was good. And then he saw his electric bill, and it was not good.
The worst bug is that sometimes your character spawns with the Bad Eyesight trait. Then you're required to purchase the overpriced Glasses DLC, or play while everything around you is just a blurry mess.
Originally the game was made for the SEGA Genesis but after much debate was ported over to the Nintendo Revelation. Note: The Nintendo Revolution was the beta name for the Wii.
Usually my mental issues might spike, y’know, self doubt and all that crap. But seeing this genuinely made me feel glad and happy. Keep up the good shit man!
CSGO Prayer: Our Father who AWPs in heaven CS be thy game Uncase begun, them skins be won, Covert - and not a Mil-Spec. Give us this day a StatTrak knife, And forgive us when we rage quit, As we forgive those who aimbot against us, And lead us not into scamnation Undeliver us a Battle Scarred, For Valve is his kingdom, His power, his glory, forever and ever, Gaben.
THIRD IDEA: Noah was able to play MC Ocean Survival for 40 Days and 40 Nights straight. The prep work for the herding must have been insane, though it sucks that he invalidated the run due to forgetting the Dinosaurs.
And when Mary and the other women who had prepared spices approached the tomb on the third day, they found the stone rolled away, and an angel appeared saying, "Why do you look for the living among the dead? He has clipped out of bounds, for His Father got the rez."
Someone in chat said "And in the second day, God fixed the Lighthing issue", that's so good. And Jerod's final joke was even better. How did I not find this video earlier uugh this is hilarious
1. I'm still waiting for them to add natural BG music. Having to play the music myself is getting boring 2. Does that mean conspiracy theorists are dataminers? 3. Colorblindness, actual blindness, being deaf or mute, etc are basically slightly-broken copies of the game 4. They need to pull a Sims 3 greatest patch notes ever & make the "Become enemies with child" wish no longer appear
Jesus was a gamer. Now before you say, "Hey video games weren't around back then", let me explain. The gamers objective is "Let's get this bread" , now if you look a the Lord's prayer you will find the line "Give us this day our daily bread". Coincidence? I think not. Jesus wanted us gamers to get this bread. Which makes him a fellow gamer. You know what gamers also do? Rise up. And what did Jesus do, you guessed it he rose up.
God: "I created everything." Humans: "Documentation please?" God: "Write your own documentation. What could go wrong?" (infinite branch forking intensifies)
@@brodie.for.fun. Digital Millennium Copyright Act. Basically it protects artist from Music getting stolen. If a streamer plays an artist music and is making money off of it, regardless if its intentional or not, they can get in trouble.
Jesus QuikSaves?! He'd be very good at Oddworld. Just hits the F5 key... actually, wait no, that's why the Quarma is represented by a halo! *BADUM TSS*
And he kept going for a while it seems. I wanna watch the whole thing, but dunno when the stream was aired. Scavenging for the full stream is a bit tough
Hello from 2 years in the future. Thanks, Susan. Yeah this definitely feels different. I'm shocked this video flew under my radar back in 2021. To be fair, most things, even memes, and even the great ones from RUclips's infancy have flew under my radar... cuz no online privileges without supervision... even YT was under my radar even tho my brother had downloaded a bunch of anime AMVs. Nevertheless, God bless. These jokes make you think about the world just a little bit more.
ALTERNATIVELY:
So how did Moses pull off that water-parting Glitch? Must’ve had to follow a ten-step speedrunning guide.
Moses: "Imma split the Red Sea."
Pharoah: "HAAAAAAAAAAX"
Speaking of Moses.
Fun Fact:
In the Bayblade anime, it’s actually cannon that Moses parted the Red Sea
*W I T H A L I T E R A L B A Y B L A D E*
If the bush isn't on fire, you will have to restart your run
@@coolgreenbug7551 Gotta love them softlocks...
That was the best 20 minutes of my life
Adam and Eve discovered several game breaking bugs early on that occurred from eating an apple. A specific apple? Maybe, maybe not, who knows.
Jesus let the bass kick apparently 0:19
Christian Jokes are some of the most cringe and awkward jokes ever...which is why they are so freaking awesome!
Having a child is just making an alt account
early gang guys
This would be wonderful as an animation. Just the sheer amount of memes you could put in an animation.
Islam, Judaism, and Christianity are all on different platforms. Sometimes someone tries to do a cross-platform event, but it rarely ever works out.
We Jews are over here still playing on a 3,500 year old console
(Legacy support is pretty good though tbh)
LMAO
"God is a good game designer, the graphics are amazing"
Does that make fog poor render distance?
I dare say that would be bad eyesight, fog is more like less view range
It's a debuff
it's to reduce server load
Lol
Nah, Fog of War is a common way to add difficulty in strategy games.
In the beginning, God said let there be light.
And there was light.
And God saw the light, and it was good.
And then he saw his electric bill, and it was not good.
So he said alright less light
And then night fell
And Jesus was happy
But now he needed a friend so he created the internet and people
Jesus Forgot That Sun Is His Creation, So The Sun Lost His Light And Yea... The End Of Humanity.
@@TheRealEncy dude not cool
And then God said, "LET THERE BE MORE LIGHT. But like, RGB this time."
Nerdcubed reference?
So, Martin Luther was mad at the microtransactions and had 95 reasons why?
"Theses," posted by Martin Luther - 95 replies
Christian jokes are almost always funny, whether you’re christian or not.
Yeah even atheist love him
I mean, sometimes it's hard to understand some of them because you've never read the bible, but I have to agree.
The worst bug is that sometimes your character spawns with the Bad Eyesight trait. Then you're required to purchase the overpriced Glasses DLC, or play while everything around you is just a blurry mess.
Or get the even more overpriced eye surgery DLC, it's worth it though since you might get some bonus render distance with it.
Oh, that’s just one of the overzealous anti-piracy measures that sometimes affects legit players.
A G, a D, and a C walk into a bar.
Gsus.
Get out
Hi I haven't slept, can someone explain this to my 2 braincells?
@@zeroichijou8739 Sol - Re - Do make a Suspended chord
*slow clap*
Stop
Unus Annus was a trial run of rules-free gameplay for a year. Mark and Ethan were sponsored to showcase the event.
Momento Mori
"lets get this bread, jesus said. as he broke it and passed it to his followers"
Originally the game was made for the SEGA Genesis but after much debate was ported over to the Nintendo Revelation.
Note: The Nintendo Revolution was the beta name for the Wii.
Our Father, Who works at Nintendo, hallowed be Thy game.
And his name is Shigeru Miyamoto
Praise be unto him, for he is gamings savior
Jesus saves! Passes to Moses who parts the way up the middle, over to Noah, he shoots he SCORES! HOLY MACKINAW WHAT A GOAL!
Jerod + Chat = a youth pastor
I don’t know, guys, I think my game is bugged. I don’t think the Red Sea’s textures loaded in quite right, there’s a huge gap in the middle.
Nah, that’s a common thing. You can just walk right through, then it’ll fix itself!
Usually my mental issues might spike, y’know, self doubt and all that crap. But seeing this genuinely made me feel glad and happy.
Keep up the good shit man!
furret casually walking while he dies of gamer jesus jokes
That just shows how powerful Furret is
No matter the situation, no matter what time or place he is in,
He just walks. That's it.
2020 is just very bad patch that broke some things, waiting for 2021 hotfix.
it's an attempt by the devs to eject the players so they can shut down the server
I mean, it was a faulty upload on God’s part, he downloaded this copy of 2020 from a shady site and it came with a virus
We all know the second testament was just patch notes.
So if the new testement is patch notes, is the old testement the alpha build?
Resurrection is just new game+ change my mind
NO
Resurrection is like the ending of getting over with
CSGO Prayer:
Our Father who AWPs in heaven
CS be thy game
Uncase begun, them skins be won,
Covert - and not a Mil-Spec.
Give us this day a StatTrak knife,
And forgive us when we rage quit,
As we forgive those who aimbot against us,
And lead us not into scamnation
Undeliver us a Battle Scarred,
For Valve is his kingdom,
His power, his glory, forever and ever,
Gaben.
Gaben.
HOW DO I REBLOG?
HOW DO I SAVE COMMENTS?
first commandment: thou shall not hack
As a catholic, i can approve this
As the one saying goes, regular school is the tutorial, college is the overpriced DLC.
i'm still going through the tutorial sadly.
For a tutorial the devs didn't put much work into it with newbies in mind...
Life really is grindy and p2w.
THIRD IDEA: Noah was able to play MC Ocean Survival for 40 Days and 40 Nights straight. The prep work for the herding must have been insane, though it sucks that he invalidated the run due to forgetting the Dinosaurs.
Nah, the dinosaurs got a pre-order, and lost the game when it actually released.
Not quite sure why, but the Furret Walcc (Accumula Town music) being present makes this funnier
Yeah
“my favorite gamer joke is jesus” -jerod 2020
People with amnesia are just respecing their character
Or just Bad roleplayers
And when Mary and the other women who had prepared spices approached the tomb on the third day, they found the stone rolled away, and an angel appeared saying, "Why do you look for the living among the dead? He has clipped out of bounds, for His Father got the rez."
This makes me want to make a drawing of jesus tposing and satan just in fetal position
Don't let your memes be dreams
When you repent, is that a ban repeal?
Someone in chat said "And in the second day, God fixed the Lighthing issue", that's so good. And Jerod's final joke was even better. How did I not find this video earlier uugh this is hilarious
HAHA! Glad you enjoyed! :D
Baptism is a side mission worth 10G Xbox points and the message "You have unlocked Christianity" scrolls across the side of the font.
Jesus had some mad ping.
Doesn't that mean that Atlantis is a cut level?
Underwater and temple levels tend to always get cut from the final product, don't they?
@@Maniac4Bricks Sometimes you have to deep dive into the code in order to find something
Would getting struck by lightning be a rng roll on gods mod chat smiting you?
1. I'm still waiting for them to add natural BG music. Having to play the music myself is getting boring
2. Does that mean conspiracy theorists are dataminers?
3. Colorblindness, actual blindness, being deaf or mute, etc are basically slightly-broken copies of the game
4. They need to pull a Sims 3 greatest patch notes ever & make the "Become enemies with child" wish no longer appear
Patch-in notes? Prima guide?
I thought the Bible was the instruction manual.
I see you're talking about that one guy who said "yeah baby, that's what I've been waiting for that's what it's all about"
Penguinz0?
That *is* what it's all about
Dude I see you almost everywhere. You’re like Justin Y.
Jesus was crucified...
2 siners remain
This is the most wholesome thing I've ever seen in a while. 8bit is such a great person.
Jesus was a gamer. Now before you say, "Hey video games weren't around back then", let me explain. The gamers objective is "Let's get this bread" , now if you look a the Lord's prayer you will find the line "Give us this day our daily bread". Coincidence? I think not. Jesus wanted us gamers to get this bread. Which makes him a fellow gamer. You know what gamers also do? Rise up. And what did Jesus do, you guessed it he rose up.
God: "I created everything."
Humans: "Documentation please?"
God: "Write your own documentation. What could go wrong?"
(infinite branch forking intensifies)
"Its giving birth a gacha role?" will stick with me forever wtf
Jesus, take the controller!
Make a cover of Jesus Freak by DC talk and my life will be complete
Probably cant cause of dmca crap but that would be awesome!
he wouldn’t be able to keep it on twitch, but he could put it here.
Uhhh what is dmca
@@brodie.for.fun. Digital Millennium Copyright Act. Basically it protects artist from Music getting stolen. If a streamer plays an artist music and is making money off of it, regardless if its intentional or not, they can get in trouble.
So it's only for twitch and other streaming software?
"Everyone in heaven is a speedrunner"
*yes speedrun death*
Gosh I love these wacky random one off videos, they're so hilarious.
The one thing Jesus can’t stand is lootbox drops; all the keys cost $6.66.
Jesus QuikSaves?! He'd be very good at Oddworld.
Just hits the F5 key... actually, wait no, that's why the Quarma is represented by a halo! *BADUM TSS*
The Judas sus jokes are my favorite. 😂😂😂😂
This is my new favorite brand of Christian comedy.
The Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life!"
But John came fifth, so all he got was a toaster.
Wouldn't pregnancy just be an injection of code?
I love these jokes so much! They're actually pulling me out of depression today because of chronic pain! Thanks, Jerod!!
Whenever we drive anywhere in the fog, my sister and I always comment on the low render distance
This is the highest amount of laughter I have ever heard from Jerod
And he kept going for a while it seems. I wanna watch the whole thing, but dunno when the stream was aired. Scavenging for the full stream is a bit tough
Don't worry, chat is just trying to watch the entirety of furret walk
This was a lot more wholesome than I expected, good.
Yall are dorks, and I need to catch you live to be dorks with yall
Oh boy, I remember watching this live. I was cry laughing the entire time. 🤣🤣
When was this live? I wanna watch the replay, I feel there was a bit more there after the end
And god said "let there be ps5"
access denied: jesus is working on a new game
i just want a full character editor update to be in already. I already got bad rng
You know by this logic everyones else's internet is worse since we disconnect upon death.
This is probably some of the funniest stuff ever lol
That joke is SOOO GOOD
There IS A GOD
AND HIS NAME IS GAMER JESUS
My favourite part of the bible is when Jesus let the bass kick OOOOOOAAAOOOEEEEAAAOOOJJJOOOO
The next generation of Church Prime
Innit
Lmao! So glad to be part of this moment live..I was dead at the end of this! xD So darn funny..I love this community and Jerod!
The gamer lord brings his normies to chadlightenment
I’m not even Christian and I find this absolutely hilarious.
The Ten Commandments seem to me like less of a terms of service and more of a competitive ruleset. The laws of physics are the terms of service
I love how he's so spent the video ends with him still doubled over dieing xD
remember if anyone is capable of quicksaving and reloading to make all the right decisions, we dont know.
Jesus, that's a lot of jokes.
I love the joke
the 10 commandments are the terms of service
Fortnite -"RNG-sus"
My god jerod the peak of gamer jokes...
God: Are you winning son?
How dose Jesus make his coffee Hebrews it
i aint christian nor old enough to have learned about this so i dont get the joke and i feel like im missing out on something really good
Naw it's alright mate, you'll find out why they're funny if you join us! It's never too late to accept the invitation! All the best wishes.
Ping: 666
The prettiness of furret saves the world
_Good Lordy._
7:17
Why did Judas hanged himself? He order the wrong DLC.
I like to think of Christianity and Islam as different versions of the same generation of Pokemon
God bless these jokes 🤣
Remember, chat, jesus... (Jerod dies of laughter)
Hello from 2 years in the future. Thanks, Susan.
Yeah this definitely feels different. I'm shocked this video flew under my radar back in 2021.
To be fair, most things, even memes, and even the great ones from RUclips's infancy have flew under my radar... cuz no online privileges without supervision... even YT was under my radar even tho my brother had downloaded a bunch of anime AMVs.
Nevertheless, God bless. These jokes make you think about the world just a little bit more.
As a christian myself i find this hilarious. Both jerod and chat are very clever with the gamer jesus jokes
20 minutes and no one made a Christian Minecraft Server joke. I don't know whether to be ashamed or pleased.