Old Sport Savagely Roasts Dave

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @thatidiotontheinternet341
    @thatidiotontheinternet341 2 года назад +1151

    You know a character is pissed when they start to have actual voice acting

    • @KimberleeT25
      @KimberleeT25 Год назад +83

      Roger changing out his phone guy voice to his real voice is proof of that during the Bad ending

    • @creeper_was_here
      @creeper_was_here Год назад +29

      or being serious like jake,steven and peter,or when its important like the "peter,i failed" cutscene

    • @babooblaster8763
      @babooblaster8763 8 месяцев назад +3

      Fr lol

    • @Judgment_birdy
      @Judgment_birdy 4 месяца назад +1

      Real

    • @obi-nh9eh
      @obi-nh9eh 4 месяца назад +1

      Um the 1 thousandth like yippe

  • @MasterIsabelle
    @MasterIsabelle 2 года назад +1591

    What’s funny is that jack got springlocked, which would normally pierce your vocal chords first, and jack has the clearest voice ever here

    • @ventex1352
      @ventex1352 2 года назад +227

      He was so angry that he didn't care

    • @snqoqo
      @snqoqo 2 года назад +231

      @@ventex1352 he was so angry his vocal cords got plot armored/ healed

    • @ventex1352
      @ventex1352 2 года назад +32

      @@snqoqo yes

    • @lejogamer6274
      @lejogamer6274 2 года назад +116

      I think Fredbear might’ve mended his vocal cords so that jack could communicate with other people instead of having to play charades with people, kinda like the voice boxes used on the phoneguys

    • @agentburningbutters3655
      @agentburningbutters3655 Год назад +32

      His voice keeps changing the whole time

  • @stormsakoto4767
    @stormsakoto4767 2 года назад +1092

    The fact that jack's voice getting angryer is literaly true that he is tired of good'ol dave being dave. Jack is too op at roasting dave's yee yee ass springlocks hoh

    • @plantainsame2049
      @plantainsame2049 Год назад +27

      This aint good old Dave hes in the flip sides This is Kiddy strangler Dave

    • @baun44
      @baun44 8 месяцев назад +10

      "yee yee ass springlocks" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @yeboxxx_channel_2505
      @yeboxxx_channel_2505 4 месяца назад

      ​@@baun44i think it's a decent insult..
      yee yee ass.. Hah. Honestly this must be some early Zoomer or late Boomer joke.

    • @ZekeTheFur
      @ZekeTheFur День назад +1

      @@baun44 💀im ROLLING

  • @adriandelta
    @adriandelta 2 года назад +1158

    "A tree is working hard just to create air for you to pollute with your STENCH."
    That hit harder than a truck.

    • @vesticiousCowboy9608
      @vesticiousCowboy9608 2 года назад +25

      It really did

    • @mrhorrorface
      @mrhorrorface Год назад +33

      Yeah, I was just like, “Damn, Old Sport. You didn’t have to go that fucking hard!”

    • @gunziro169
      @gunziro169 Год назад +6

      Af

    • @S1LLYBUGZ
      @S1LLYBUGZ Год назад +6

      @@mrhorrorfacethat sounds wack outta context

    • @Asp3n._.Phoney
      @Asp3n._.Phoney 11 месяцев назад +3

      It fucking made me cry..

  • @sltrskid
    @sltrskid 2 года назад +241

    _"UGH, TAKE A BATH, STINKY."_ top ten video game lines of all time

  • @necroniic1909
    @necroniic1909 2 года назад +1298

    this is in my top ten dsaf moments ever. the sleazy royalty free background music, the increasingly angry and overpassionate voice acting, dave spontaneously accruing the ability to pop his mask off like a miserable helmet, and my favorite part; the fact that you know the Entire time harry is just offscreen watching his boss IMMEDIATELY choose violence

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 2 года назад +103

      Harry: *Eating popcorn in the background*

    • @lejogamer6274
      @lejogamer6274 2 года назад +81

      I just imagine him saying something like “he is tired of that thing showing up” at the start then near the end saying just “damn”

    • @ic0nic707
      @ic0nic707 2 года назад +30

      I love the birthday song in the background way too much.

    • @Lexu-x6j
      @Lexu-x6j Год назад +9

      I never heard jack speak but now I have

    • @TheSoulCalledZuzia
      @TheSoulCalledZuzia Год назад +1

      Same

  • @cgkase6210
    @cgkase6210 2 года назад +463

    Half expected Jack to tell Dave "GOOD. You belong in the garbage." At the end of their encounter

    • @Unknowntrashcan
      @Unknowntrashcan Год назад +12

      Would have rocked it 💀💔

    • @X-SPONGED
      @X-SPONGED 11 месяцев назад +14

      We're in the neutral ending, not flamey ending. That last roast would've made Dave spontaneously combust and burn down the entire pizzeria with him. Old sport knew just the right amount of emotional damage to dish out.

  • @cattushhhrrrnngg9985
    @cattushhhrrrnngg9985 2 года назад +358

    "i guess i'll just cry in the garbage... alone..."
    Music: *"BECAUSE WE LOOOOOOVE YOU SOOOOO"*

    • @Elcanalestacerrado
      @Elcanalestacerrado Год назад +10

      XDDD

    • @TheRealRajo6466
      @TheRealRajo6466 Год назад +11

      Damn, I never noticed that😅

    • @yalureii
      @yalureii 10 месяцев назад +4

      lmaoo

    • @masonmiller941
      @masonmiller941 9 месяцев назад +5

      LMAO

    • @minithegameguy4674
      @minithegameguy4674 7 месяцев назад +4

      has anyone actually found the song playing during that and the pre-dave appearing sections? I've been looking for it but I can't find it

  • @5h3ph3rd
    @5h3ph3rd 11 месяцев назад +54

    "Ex-fucking-cuse me?"
    My new favorite sentence that I'll use.

  • @SovietskyDB
    @SovietskyDB 2 года назад +527

    I feel bad for Dave bro, he came in, called old sport a shithead, he wanted revenge, then 2 seconds later he gets roasted so hard up to the point where he cries. I feel that guys pain bro. I feel sorry for him

    • @aubergineman3205
      @aubergineman3205 2 года назад +49

      Sportsy's words were very colorful, it scared me old sport.

    • @theorangegoomba5378
      @theorangegoomba5378 2 года назад +25

      @@aubergineman3205 Dave, where are you now? I thought you slept in the garbage alone? How did you get Wi-Fi?

    • @weestar
      @weestar Год назад +15

      ​@@theorangegoomba5378 the place has free wifi you didn't know

    • @theorangegoomba5378
      @theorangegoomba5378 Год назад

      @@weestar how does garbage in a shitty alleyway have free WiFi??

    • @plantainsame2049
      @plantainsame2049 Год назад +10

      ​@@theorangegoomba5378 Maybe this is good Dave cause remember there were 2 of them Dave trap was The evil one in the Bunny suit and normal Dave was spirit on the flip side and was good

  • @Boingaloinkz
    @Boingaloinkz 2 года назад +224

    he didnt get burnt, he got reduced to atoms

  • @Minusbluye
    @Minusbluye 2 года назад +214

    This Dave may be an empty husk, but god damn, I do feel bad for him

  • @electro___
    @electro___ 2 года назад +983

    I feel really bad for Dave here, poor guy just wanted to be with his only friend

    • @DominikPac-Boy
      @DominikPac-Boy 2 года назад +113

      Dont feel bad for him, it isnt the real Dave. Real Dave is dead.

    • @HashtgNoLife
      @HashtgNoLife 2 года назад +48

      @@DominikPac-Boy he isnt really dead but ok

    • @CommunicationsOfficer535
      @CommunicationsOfficer535 2 года назад +28

      @@HashtgNoLife he is dead but ok

    • @MasterIsabelle
      @MasterIsabelle 2 года назад +107

      @@DominikPac-Boy yeah, he’s in the flip side waiting, that Dave we call davetrap is just his clingy part that refuses to let go

    • @somefoolishguy8072
      @somefoolishguy8072 2 года назад +15

      How can you feel bad for a serial child murderer who commited various other crimes?

  • @mcboss2976
    @mcboss2976 2 года назад +327

    Phone guy : I’ve never seen an animatronic cry before
    Old sport : well you see when an ai has the same intelligence as a human you use a special power called the forces of an angry mom and a Karen

  • @Gingersnap_Adventures
    @Gingersnap_Adventures Год назад +123

    This guy sounds like a real physically person, not some A.I or voicelines stolen from the game, whoever did VA Jack, I’m proud of him.

    • @_TheGoofball_
      @_TheGoofball_ 8 месяцев назад +5

      I'm pretty sure it was the youtuber known as "Dyl In The Dark" who voice acted for Jack.

    • @Gingersnap_Adventures
      @Gingersnap_Adventures 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@_TheGoofball_ ok

  • @UserSJ71
    @UserSJ71 2 года назад +561

    Jack gained the power to speak!!

    • @toastNeko
      @toastNeko 2 года назад

      The fuck you smoking, hes always been able to, just first time he's used a textbox like the other characters instead of the decision box he normally uses

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter 2 года назад +41

      he finally got real

    • @dragonknight9731
      @dragonknight9731 2 года назад +22

      Just to roast Dave

    • @Lunar-Gold3335
      @Lunar-Gold3335 2 года назад +29

      He was mad enough that he just gained a voice, just to make Dave a block of charcoal rabbit

    • @aubergineman3205
      @aubergineman3205 2 года назад +17

      @@Lunar-Gold3335 getting yelled at by sportsy was the worst emotional pain I've ever felt. I'm a sad aubergine, old sport!

  • @FrenchToast626
    @FrenchToast626 2 года назад +194

    wouldn't it be funny if jack said "you get NO bitches dave"

  • @demonicchicken1121
    @demonicchicken1121 11 месяцев назад +62

    I just... imagine the kids at the birthday party. Imagine you go to a restaurant for your birthday, a man with a phone for a head is giving you cake, some stanky, gay ass rabbit man comes in and starts arguing with the manager, and the manager just fucking starts emotionally berating him until he's violently sobbing.

    • @driftingthruspace
      @driftingthruspace 11 месяцев назад +8

      EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

    • @_TheGoofball_
      @_TheGoofball_ 11 месяцев назад +11

      With how bored I am half of the time I'd probably stay to see what else happens

    • @masonmiller941
      @masonmiller941 9 месяцев назад +6

      I would start to record

    • @masonmiller941
      @masonmiller941 9 месяцев назад +2

      Then put it on the hub

    • @Teachmepleaseeee
      @Teachmepleaseeee 8 месяцев назад +3

      That would be the best birthday of my life

  • @sillygoosedude9604
    @sillygoosedude9604 2 года назад +170

    i'm glad dsaf is getting more popularity again

  • @NorthWestern1919
    @NorthWestern1919 2 года назад +386

    Dave just got roasted even more than he did in the good ending!
    (This terrible joke is sponsored by McGumpty's Oats and Other Such Grain-Based Assortments.)

  • @ДаАга-х6к
    @ДаАга-х6к 2 года назад +187

    Oh my. You already filmed that part. Means you are close to the whole good ending video! Yeeeee-

    • @notrealnamenotatall2476
      @notrealnamenotatall2476  2 года назад +33

      I am! This is actually new footage too. ^_^ I played through the neutral ending again looking for scenes for the next Dave and Old Sport video.

    • @ladymoragsbootlaces8059
      @ladymoragsbootlaces8059 2 года назад +6

      @@notrealnamenotatall2476 Oh, I can NOT wait for a part 2! Actually, now that I think about it, that video was literally the video to convince me to check out the game for myself as someone who had only heard mention of DSaF in passing, so thanks for both introducing the game to me as well as being the playthrough that I watched!

  • @the.4831
    @the.4831 2 года назад +86

    I do not regret *ANYTHING* done in this video, just to let you know.

    • @aubergineman3205
      @aubergineman3205 2 года назад +4

      You hurt me emotionally AND physically with that verbal beating, sportsy.
      The way you screamed scared me so much, I shit my undead bunny diaper.
      Then the tears got my fabric all damp and I slipped on a piece of garbage and broke my tattered ear off, old sport.
      I'm gonna fuckin' sue you sportsy!
      The kebabs and kiddie souls will be mine once again, old fuck!

    • @verycoolskeleton95
      @verycoolskeleton95 Год назад +7

      why.

    • @davemiller9208
      @davemiller9208 Год назад +12

      Why?

    • @sheepkiller235
      @sheepkiller235 Год назад +6

      Why?

    • @Theguywhoasked1177
      @Theguywhoasked1177 Год назад +8

      The dave Council has come to ask Jack why he did this lol 😂

  • @evillaugh123
    @evillaugh123 Год назад +35

    Dave just watching from the flipside:
    Damn.. you did me dirty, sportsy.

  • @agentburningbutters3655
    @agentburningbutters3655 Год назад +66

    Its funny how his voice just keeps changing during the whole thing, when he said "Christ" he sounded like a Australian. And when he said "MONEY" and etc. He just sounds like a whole other person for the entirety of that roast. But during the good ending, he sounds so different. I wonder if hes really soulless because hes not just a meatsack like he suggested.

  • @nimoph
    @nimoph 2 года назад +34

    Guy had his vocal cords pierced and they reattached themselves just so he can chew out Dave.

    • @Teachmepleaseeee
      @Teachmepleaseeee 8 месяцев назад +4

      That's what I thought too. He got so angry that he healed his vocal cords just so that he could make Dave cry.

  • @szabiTM
    @szabiTM 10 месяцев назад +25

    "ůæh əh uh æ"
    -phone guy, 2022

  • @offensivent
    @offensivent 2 года назад +43

    Guys guys shut up tangerine man is rapping

  • @gamerdomain6618
    @gamerdomain6618 2 года назад +36

    I accidentally pressed the 4 key on my number pad after finishing the video and was immediately treated to 02:22. This may be the best-designed video of the hour.

  • @Arnut-stuff
    @Arnut-stuff 25 дней назад +3

    I love how Jack didn’t even try to justify himself and dove head first into the “i’m the bigger asshole and you stink”

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 11 месяцев назад +11

    No wonder, Henry picks up Old Sport as his new assistant in the pure evil ending. Out of all, they share one single thing in common. Being able to absolutely pulverize anyone and everyone in their way using verbal abuse alone.

  • @jacobbetancourt5602
    @jacobbetancourt5602 2 года назад +38

    this aint just the most savage roast in the entire dsaf series, this be the most savage roast i ever heard in ANY piece of media XD

  • @theslasherof78
    @theslasherof78 Год назад +37

    We just gonna gloss over Phone Guy knowing that animatronics can cry if you "use pliers the right way."
    Ah good old perverted Phone Guy

  • @silviavaliente4551
    @silviavaliente4551 2 года назад +82

    Its sincerely awesome to know youre making a secuel to the davesport comp!! And how grateful can we be, dang, when youre even working on It in your birthday! Happy birthday, OFC!!

  • @Apollo_Vanron
    @Apollo_Vanron 2 года назад +41

    The rockafire explosion music is oddly fitting.

  • @SteampunkTomato
    @SteampunkTomato Год назад +20

    This is the most evil Jack has been
    And yes Including the True Evil Ending of DSAF 2

  • @local_toaster_oven9365
    @local_toaster_oven9365 2 года назад +141

    Jesus christ. Jack is a killer at insults God damn.

    • @drearysol
      @drearysol 2 года назад +20

      he took notes from henry

    • @local_toaster_oven9365
      @local_toaster_oven9365 2 года назад +5

      @@drearysol most likely

    • @plantainsame2049
      @plantainsame2049 Год назад +13

      He did kill a God In one time line And the pure evil ending of day shift at Friday's too we literally killed the personification of childhood

    • @masonmiller941
      @masonmiller941 Год назад

      @@plantainsame2049 fax

    • @fluffpie9702
      @fluffpie9702 Год назад +2

      At children too

  • @IMTWEAKINGOUTRNRAHH
    @IMTWEAKINGOUTRNRAHH 10 месяцев назад +9

    Me seeing Dave cry after that just made me feel really bad, someone make a good ending to this

  • @chestnut3898
    @chestnut3898 2 года назад +46

    The ending killed me 💀

  • @multiverseexpunged4734
    @multiverseexpunged4734 2 года назад +31

    R.I.P Dave's emotions.

  • @fluffpie9702
    @fluffpie9702 Год назад +11

    The way Dave just slowly slumps

  • @LauranicMadness
    @LauranicMadness Год назад +23

    5:22 why did I get emotional for him?! 😭

  • @toanhoviet9348
    @toanhoviet9348 2 года назад +49

    Jack :GO TAKE A SHOWER YOU- [many swears is in this so i blocked it]
    Dave: why you have to be so mean :(((((

  • @gmz64
    @gmz64 Год назад +12

    Gotta love how Phone Guy just goes "Uh Uhhhh uh uhh uh" when he talks lmaoo

    • @kiiratonin
      @kiiratonin 7 месяцев назад +1

      ęaûűħh..aħhu ħ æ

  • @JackFKennedy1987
    @JackFKennedy1987 6 месяцев назад +5

    When you get so pissed with your ex boyfriend that you speak your first words out loud in like 40 years and completely ignore the fact that your vocal chords are severed

  • @St00p1d_Child
    @St00p1d_Child 2 года назад +20

    Well, I'll just go outside with Dave at least he won't cry alone.

  • @feddyfazbrear
    @feddyfazbrear Год назад +9

    Imagine Dave Just Said
    “No One Asked You. We Had A Deal. Now, *YOU* Get Out.”

  • @M4R14N4_XD
    @M4R14N4_XD 10 месяцев назад +21

    Not even kidding this ending made me almost depressed the moment that Dave opened the springlock suit to reveal he was crying MY HEART HURT. HURT LIKE HELL. I COULDN'T BARE WITH HIS PIXEL FACE HE LOOKED GENUINELY HEARTBROKEN :(

    • @_WilliamAftonsHusband__
      @_WilliamAftonsHusband__ 9 месяцев назад +6

      Same.. Davetrap doesn't get a happy ending sadly in the good, bad or neutral ending

    • @kiiratonin
      @kiiratonin 7 месяцев назад +4

      I FEEL SO BAD FOR DAVE HE GETS NO HAPPY ENDING IN THIS GAME GAHHH

    • @upcomingperson4098
      @upcomingperson4098 6 месяцев назад

      ... Why does Baldi look like that?

    • @M4R14N4_XD
      @M4R14N4_XD 6 месяцев назад

      @@upcomingperson4098 idk I couldn't decide what to put as my pfp

    • @upcomingperson4098
      @upcomingperson4098 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@M4R14N4_XD why is baldi hot

  • @ukkisragee9983
    @ukkisragee9983 2 года назад +25

    R.I.P Dave no way he ccan come back from that absolute cremation JACK JUST BURNT HIS HOPES AND BLEW UP HIS DREAMS OF KILLING KIDS WITH HIM AND GOING TO VEGAS AND LIKE GOD THAT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD

  • @bunnymaninc
    @bunnymaninc 2 года назад +25

    Jack: *Roast Dave*
    Also Jack: *Call him Stinky and Dummy*

  • @jraff2735
    @jraff2735 Год назад +17

    this ending would've been 10x better if dave murdered the birthday boy, you end up with the charges, and dave makes you immortal to torture you.

    • @davemiller9208
      @davemiller9208 Год назад +3

      That's a nice idea

    • @jraff2735
      @jraff2735 Год назад +3

      @@davemiller9208 Why hello there, DAVE

    • @davemiller9208
      @davemiller9208 Год назад +4

      @@jraff2735 hello there, old sport

    • @jraff2735
      @jraff2735 Год назад +2

      @@davemiller9208 Dave? Are you here as a customer or...

    • @Teachmepleaseeee
      @Teachmepleaseeee 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@davemiller9208oh my god real dave😮 how are you feeling after being burnt by jack

  • @Kamacuras_edit
    @Kamacuras_edit Год назад +7

    How other interact with springtrap/davetrap:run
    How jake interact with springtrap/davetrap:SHUT OUT FUC#### FROM HERE!💀

  • @catinthebag9452
    @catinthebag9452 2 года назад +18

    No joke I once had to perform this speech (but slightly edited) to a absolute moron who nearly killed me.

  • @user-ic4fe4dw4c
    @user-ic4fe4dw4c 2 года назад +30

    i remember seeing this, i absolutely lost my shit

  • @goosifyed9717
    @goosifyed9717 2 года назад +13

    the entire video: 😭
    the end of the video: 👍

  • @Hominids4Life
    @Hominids4Life 2 года назад +7

    "GO take a bath stinky"
    The most insulting insult

  • @atlanticburger999
    @atlanticburger999 2 года назад +18

    Looks like old sport made a new Albuum.

  • @aure..
    @aure.. 3 месяца назад +2

    Then you see we went from that to the mimic and stuff like that nowadays...time flies fast

  • @Theguywhoasked1177
    @Theguywhoasked1177 Год назад +5

    Harry in the background like: eating pop corn

  • @klaus.sfc01official30
    @klaus.sfc01official30 2 года назад +23

    When you are grown up and see your childhood bully:

  • @camgariothethreequel2361
    @camgariothethreequel2361 2 года назад +8

    5:05 - Jack literally quotes charles manson in these lines, i'm pretty sure that means this has to be one of the worse timelines XD

  • @manic_sputtering
    @manic_sputtering Год назад +4

    “See, here’s the thing Dave..” * INSERT CPR INTRO *

  • @Kyrikrliy
    @Kyrikrliy 3 месяца назад +3

    I actually feel bad for him now. This wasn't just a roast, it was a goddamn _nuke._
    Also, I really wonder what the children who were there thought. Imagine trying to eat a pizza and an ancient-looking bunny suit full of rotting organs walks in and gets verbally obliterated by the manager.

  • @Dave_Miller_NV_Vegas
    @Dave_Miller_NV_Vegas 6 месяцев назад +5

    Phone Guy at the end: ☎️👍

  • @eastwardnest271
    @eastwardnest271 10 месяцев назад +5

    BRO GOT ROASTED. ON HIS BIRTHDAY TOO.

  • @kylethebel0ved
    @kylethebel0ved 10 месяцев назад +6

    3:55 THIS AINT EVEN A ROAST ON DAVE, THIS IS JUST PURE HELLFIRE ON MATT, POOR DUDE

    • @kylethebel0ved
      @kylethebel0ved 10 месяцев назад +1

      4:35 okay in daves defense here he was essentially brainwashed into following henry

    • @BlastMaster22-z3k
      @BlastMaster22-z3k 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@kylethebel0ved What brain?

  • @Lechgang
    @Lechgang 2 года назад +6

    This sums up neutral Jack pretty well.

  • @samwilliams2006
    @samwilliams2006 4 месяца назад +4

    Now I wanna see michael afton roast william afton

  • @optimisticwatermelon
    @optimisticwatermelon 2 года назад +7

    Didn't know there was a 3rd one

  • @goldenenginnerxd2851
    @goldenenginnerxd2851 2 года назад +8

    I feel sad for Dave I know he's evil but he's still dave

  • @FannyDemian
    @FannyDemian 2 года назад +26

    Happy Birthday!!!

    • @notrealnamenotatall2476
      @notrealnamenotatall2476  2 года назад +5

      Thank you!

    • @iioi4038
      @iioi4038 2 года назад +3

      @@notrealnamenotatall2476 wait it’s your birthday?
      Happy birthday:D

    • @breadcat6085
      @breadcat6085 2 года назад +3

      Yea happy birthday

    • @SandLeg2007
      @SandLeg2007 2 года назад +1

      @@notrealnamenotatall2476 hapeh birday!111!!!!1!!11!!!1!!

    • @DominikPac-Boy
      @DominikPac-Boy 2 года назад +1

      @@notrealnamenotatall2476
      !!!yadhtriB yppaH

  • @thomasawl
    @thomasawl Год назад +2

    8 days until this scene takes place.

  • @Fivenightshorror
    @Fivenightshorror Год назад +3

    Tangerine-shit head is the only word that can describe this

  • @kindlebean
    @kindlebean 10 месяцев назад +2

    ‘Ugh, go take a bath, STINKY!’
    OW…

  • @Auxater
    @Auxater 2 года назад +11

    Dave didn't deserve that

    • @LegoPrinceOfAllSaiyans
      @LegoPrinceOfAllSaiyans Год назад +2

      Oh, he didnt?
      Framed
      Slaughtered
      Murdered
      Lied
      Tampered
      AND HE DOESNT DESERVE TO GET ROASTED FOR LESS THAN 5 MINUTES?!

    • @chmezpolab
      @chmezpolab Год назад +4

      ​@@LegoPrinceOfAllSaiyansHes a fictional character, none of us would be defending him if he was real.

    • @BlastMaster22-z3k
      @BlastMaster22-z3k 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@LegoPrinceOfAllSaiyans I've lied at least 100 times in my life

  • @sealpop90
    @sealpop90 2 года назад +6

    Jack is the one who knocks

  • @MisterLG08
    @MisterLG08 Год назад +7

    that wasnt a roast It was a Massacre!

  • @Yourfather1984
    @Yourfather1984 11 месяцев назад +2

    Holy Jack you didn’t have to sundly get a voice to completly BURN dave. It was a funny

  • @jorahysa6094
    @jorahysa6094 Год назад +3

    Nobody messes with jack

  • @theoneandonlypopsicle
    @theoneandonlypopsicle 11 месяцев назад +7

    1:27 MONEY 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @DancingNoobYT
    @DancingNoobYT 11 месяцев назад +3

    Phone guy: Hey listen, uhh uhh uhhh uhh uuhhhhhhhh

  • @sableveil
    @sableveil Год назад +3

    i used this roast on one of my friends and they BALLED. 10/10

    • @BlastMaster22-z3k
      @BlastMaster22-z3k 8 месяцев назад +1

      Wait, YOU HAVE A FRIEND NAMED DAVE THAT'S BEEN DEAD FOR 4 DECADES, TRYING TO CONVINCE YOU TO KILL A TODDLER IN YOUR PIZZERIA FOR 4 MONTHS AND TREATS A GUY NAMED HENRY THAT'S BEEN DEAD FOR DECADES LIKE HIS FATHER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • @Stuffed_Freddy
    @Stuffed_Freddy 2 года назад +8

    You defeated DaveTrap with words only, incredible!

  • @DjDeadpig
    @DjDeadpig 4 месяца назад +1

    I like how canonically this implies that whilst humans exist in the Dsaf world, Dave, Old Sport etc have blocky bodies.

  • @blembm
    @blembm Год назад +2

    the way the video ended with telephone guy making a thumbsup

  • @RealKingCRK
    @RealKingCRK Год назад +3

    God DAMN Jack went OFF

  • @winking09
    @winking09 Год назад +6

    this is the experience i have when i try to ask out women

  • @dumblenutz5561
    @dumblenutz5561 2 года назад +4

    I'l be your friend, Dave.

  • @DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando
    @DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando 2 года назад +3

    Jesus that wasn't a roast that was a Dave flambè

  • @JackFKennedy1987
    @JackFKennedy1987 6 месяцев назад +2

    Did anyone else first see this on the uniquegeese play through and think it was just him reading these or am I just insane?

  • @FFavok
    @FFavok 11 месяцев назад +2

    Phone guy: eeehh er eh eeerh h eeeh eh eeeh eer er eeer

  • @Azrael-vz7fg
    @Azrael-vz7fg 2 года назад +7

    So what ending do you get for yelling at Dave?

  • @JackKennedy-m8
    @JackKennedy-m8 2 месяца назад +1

    Jack got so mad he got an actual voice

  • @breadcat6085
    @breadcat6085 2 года назад +11

    Poor davey

  • @hagrid-oi8xl
    @hagrid-oi8xl 10 месяцев назад +2

    Him slowly lowering down as he talk is making me feel horrible 😭
    Bros just trying to be with his only friend 😭

  • @RODGERLoveshiswife_Teagan
    @RODGERLoveshiswife_Teagan 10 месяцев назад +2

    im just so built different

  • @ItterKeb
    @ItterKeb 2 года назад +9

    hope you had a happy birthday!

  • @Automatonsympathizer2619
    @Automatonsympathizer2619 Год назад +5

    i fell asleep to this 10/10

  • @FunniestCatsshorts
    @FunniestCatsshorts Год назад +1

    phone guy: Uh Uh UuUuH uH
    me:
    MOOOOM PHONE GUY'S DRUNK AGAIN

  • @dingletonious
    @dingletonious Год назад +2

    why does Phone Guy sounds like "augh eh augh egh"

  • @TheLibermania
    @TheLibermania 2 года назад +44

    0:49 Is that a Spongebob reference?