Security Tried to Kick us OUT But We Made it Onto the Main Stage instead!!

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  • Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
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Комментарии • 65

  • @kleee711
    @kleee711 Месяц назад +145

    George actually looked so happy watching Arthur’s set 🥹

    • @barbiechyqa9192
      @barbiechyqa9192 Месяц назад +3

      It's always nice seeing your lover doing his thing

  • @arihdansf
    @arihdansf Месяц назад +82

    Calum must have the patience of a saint to put up with these two 😭 (especially Mr. Napkin Squirrel)

  • @evabole
    @evabole Месяц назад +83

    max's hat looked quite similar to georges in this vlog

  • @kleee711
    @kleee711 Месяц назад +21

    I have no idea who Maisie is but I’m obsessed with her outfit, girl is living her best life

    • @arihdansf
      @arihdansf Месяц назад +1

      She’s Max’s assistant :)

  • @Beatrix.Bowery
    @Beatrix.Bowery Месяц назад +50

    My fav couple posted a vlog again yay

  • @kitchencountess
    @kitchencountess Месяц назад +43

    things the wind took away: a couple stages, many poorly structured tents, a wall, contents from a few of the shops, the top of my friend's BAGEL

  • @robss27
    @robss27 Месяц назад +13

    why did this make me so emotional i am genuinely so proud of you two 😭😭 adore your friendship

  • @kitchencountess
    @kitchencountess Месяц назад +38

    the illegal meet and greet was definitely something... the queue started off so well too...

    • @ghostwiththemost-z7k
      @ghostwiththemost-z7k Месяц назад +4

      I’m so upset they broke it up because we were being sensible

  • @asliceofheaven24
    @asliceofheaven24 Месяц назад +56

    26:55 max fighting for his life trying to take a bite out of that burger 😭😭😭

  • @charlottehopee
    @charlottehopee Месяц назад +32

    omg maisie is gorgeous

  • @anyamillett6409
    @anyamillett6409 Месяц назад +6

    IT IS ME!!! I CANT POO ANYWHERE BUT MY OWN HOUSE!!!

  • @ee-uj5hq
    @ee-uj5hq Месяц назад +6

    Max and George truly make the best duo. Love them

  • @PatrycjaJarosz-s6z
    @PatrycjaJarosz-s6z Месяц назад +18

    George's motivational speeches will carry us all through life

  • @zakinthebox5963
    @zakinthebox5963 Месяц назад +12

    george is the hottest male ive ever seen

  • @hunty_youtube
    @hunty_youtube Месяц назад +6

    this is actually so amazing and big (like George's head) you should both be proud of yourself as all of your fans are too ❤

  • @robss27
    @robss27 Месяц назад +14

    george’s goal in life seems to be to annoy/make max laugh and i just love that

  • @hannahm6471
    @hannahm6471 Месяц назад +7

    I was at least fest and literally the only acts we came to see cancelled and we were so gutted. Especially because i was there for my birthday. Anyway, you guys were the only people who actually made an attempt to reschedule and not let people down. My friend didnt know who you guys were but it really made an impression on her that you did that. She has since been enjoying the podcast! Got yourself a new listener for being good blokes. Thanks guys and the show was a lot of fun to watch!

  • @LeoDaenerys
    @LeoDaenerys Месяц назад +10

    The "pedophilic mustache" was bloody crazy, but pretty accurate I must admit it 😂

  • @ahaha272
    @ahaha272 29 дней назад +7

    The shame I felt seeing the audience filled with teenage girls and realising I'm now a grown man watching this podcast every week

    • @ee-uj5hq
      @ee-uj5hq 29 дней назад +2

      A fellow 30 year old salutes you lol

  • @user-xq4pr1cr7k
    @user-xq4pr1cr7k Месяц назад +5

    I request for more camera time with HOT CALLUM!! He’s beautiful!! More CALLUM PLEASE!

    • @Jason8823
      @Jason8823 28 дней назад

      Literally thinking the same thing, like what is going on with Callum

  • @jamieoreilly3408
    @jamieoreilly3408 Месяц назад +5

    The way George looks at Arthur 😍 also is max putting the shacks on ? Maybe get that looked at

  • @zakinthebox5963
    @zakinthebox5963 Месяц назад +11

    i cant even describe how much i love you two. i need to get a life jfc

  • @racheljhamilton
    @racheljhamilton Месяц назад +5

    Quickest I've clicked like on a video 😂
    Also I feel Andrew and Maisie add so much to this, Andrew is quality comedy (I'm less than 5 mins in, it's all to play for to be fair)

    • @racheljhamilton
      @racheljhamilton Месяц назад +3

      Renewed appreciation for producer Calum as well ❤️ that man clearly puts up with a lot

  • @Rizzy.Lizzyz
    @Rizzy.Lizzyz Месяц назад +8

    Callum works too hard

  • @louvelvet
    @louvelvet Месяц назад +4

    26:30 IM CRYING

  • @Mok1986
    @Mok1986 Месяц назад +7

    Is it just me who thinks Maxs bf looks exactly like Arthur tv

  • @robss27
    @robss27 Месяц назад +8

    32:56 that hug was so cute

  • @anwynb
    @anwynb Месяц назад +3

    saw you at reading you were amazing!!

  • @natashareees
    @natashareees 29 дней назад +3

    that security guard was having absolutely none of it😭😭

  • @g0blin1823-y
    @g0blin1823-y Месяц назад +14

    29:23 iconic

    • @anyamillett6409
      @anyamillett6409 28 дней назад

      Can confirm… that’s me 😭😭😭

  • @ida.13
    @ida.13 Месяц назад +13

    charlie, maisie and calum are real ones 🤞

    • @max_balegde
      @max_balegde Месяц назад +16

      Andrew just interrupted our movie to read me this comment, he is deeply offended and will never be a real one

    • @ida.13
      @ida.13 Месяц назад

      @@max_balegde apologies 👍🏼

    • @maisiedavis5180
      @maisiedavis5180 Месяц назад +6

      @@max_balegdei KNEW this would rattle him - andrew dont hate the players hate the game x

    • @ida.13
      @ida.13 Месяц назад

      @@maisiedavis5180 😭

    • @Roxburghxo
      @Roxburghxo Месяц назад +11

      @@ida.13 the fact you have said "apologies" and not added him to the list is absolutely sending me. #Justice4Spandy

  • @evalynmayne
    @evalynmayne Месяц назад +10

    IM THE GIRL ON STAGE W MAX BALEGDE WRITTEN ON MY T!T$

  • @louvelvet
    @louvelvet Месяц назад +2

    why did the intro remind me of shane's documentaries im crying

  • @kaitlynjadecooney
    @kaitlynjadecooney Месяц назад +5

    i made it on stage and in the vlog 🥹💗

  • @12Ellen12
    @12Ellen12 22 дня назад

    Thanks for the laughs 😂❤

  • @kleee711
    @kleee711 Месяц назад +3

    Wonder how fuming security was about youse organising that meet and greet 😭

  • @ellavictoriea
    @ellavictoriea Месяц назад +4

    I love George’s outro speech’s 😂

  • @m1scha
    @m1scha Месяц назад +6

    george does look real here

  • @edwardcaswell
    @edwardcaswell Месяц назад +3

    George is slowly but surely turning into Alan Partridge. These jokes are on point.

  • @louvelvet
    @louvelvet Месяц назад +3

    this was hilarious i live for the vlogs omg

  • @IDKWHY123_LMAO
    @IDKWHY123_LMAO Месяц назад +1

    I WAS A THE LEEDS SET 💪💪

  • @rquiii
    @rquiii Месяц назад +3

    oh how i love napkin squirrel

  • @cosmicstar6945
    @cosmicstar6945 Месяц назад +3

    Max definitely has wrote the title.

  • @rocklobstre
    @rocklobstre Месяц назад +1

    20:37 max scream sounds exactly like the wilhelm scream hahahah

  • @ella811
    @ella811 Месяц назад +5

    trying to spot myself😍😍

  • @emmawatson4396
    @emmawatson4396 Месяц назад

    ❤❤❤

  • @Me1i55a97
    @Me1i55a97 Месяц назад

    someone has been reading mr beast manualscript

  • @CarysBull
    @CarysBull Месяц назад +3

    OMFGG YESSSS ❤

  • @ella811
    @ella811 Месяц назад +3

    omg vlog yes

  • @alifzailee7888
    @alifzailee7888 29 дней назад +1

    calum is so hot