Dating Germans vs Americans

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @daniel_strobel
    @daniel_strobel 3 месяца назад +36699

    As german, i can confirm, but 8:36 is a little late to go to work^^

    • @franzmustermann760
      @franzmustermann760 3 месяца назад +261

      in Finance you can start between 8 and 10

    • @Teraister
      @Teraister 3 месяца назад

      ​@@franzmustermann760in basically any office job you can start between 8 and 10 :D

    • @brinakostrevc4749
      @brinakostrevc4749 3 месяца назад +126

      In Slovenia is between 6-8

    • @JessiD-111
      @JessiD-111 3 месяца назад +151

      That was my thought. I could start at 10 - but why should I, when I can start at 6? :,D

    • @gunjirox7485
      @gunjirox7485 3 месяца назад +71

      at that time I already work 36 (sechsunddreißig) Minuten!

  • @samsoulgrav1132
    @samsoulgrav1132 3 месяца назад +24339

    Non-germans : german people are very efficient.
    Germans: 8:36 is unrealistic and train system isn't punctual.

    • @ramr7051
      @ramr7051 3 месяца назад +281

      not to mention Germany as a whole is horribly inefficient...

    • @samsoulgrav1132
      @samsoulgrav1132 3 месяца назад +125

      @@ramr7051 Compare it to France. Weep.

    • @bahnspotterEU
      @bahnspotterEU 3 месяца назад +119

      @@samsoulgrav1132 German rail system still has advantages that France will likely never have again.

    • @worfsonofmogh1154
      @worfsonofmogh1154 3 месяца назад +81

      I seem to remember a time oh about 80 years ago when the trains always ran on time.

    • @Simon-xs5oz
      @Simon-xs5oz 3 месяца назад +27

      Maybe she works at 12

  • @Notkjin
    @Notkjin 2 месяца назад +701

    Asia: 79th date and you expect me to hold your hand?😠

    • @1legend517
      @1legend517 26 дней назад +52

      After dating a Taiwanese girl, I can confirm this is true.

    • @tracywilliams7929
      @tracywilliams7929 25 дней назад +24

      That's optimistic.😅

    • @antoniodettoli2845
      @antoniodettoli2845 19 дней назад +3

      😂

    • @T-roc57
      @T-roc57 17 дней назад +9

      If you're a blonde Chad that is not true..

    • @mike8bp802
      @mike8bp802 15 дней назад +12

      I have been to Thailand and i have been to Indonesia as a European guy in both cases it was fairly easy to pick some girls up 😅 that was the first time i literally had women piling up to date me and to sleep with me etc ...

  • @i-mk5eo
    @i-mk5eo 3 месяца назад +13304

    As a geman we won’t leave at 8:36, we will leave at 5:03 to plan for the 3 delayed and the 4 cancelled trains ( Danke Deutsche Bahn)

    • @user-zw4mz2gx5w
      @user-zw4mz2gx5w 3 месяца назад +65

      To do what rest of the day on toilet at work

    • @M1ko_225
      @M1ko_225 3 месяца назад +26

      Accurate

    • @jdstudios1912
      @jdstudios1912 3 месяца назад +106

      Damn, here our trains don't even bother to cancel. They just don't turn up because the drivers forgot how to drive the trains so they just strike constantly to avoid people noticing they can't do their jobs.

    • @StijnLampo
      @StijnLampo 3 месяца назад +25

      Hey! Just like trains in Belgium! Dank u, NMBS. 😢

    • @ricardoamendoeira3800
      @ricardoamendoeira3800 3 месяца назад +41

      I heard the Italians had a guy that made the trains run on time. No one else in history seems to have figured that out.

  • @bdautch20
    @bdautch20 3 месяца назад +17073

    You have to love that German efficiency

    • @Tg_ibree
      @Tg_ibree 3 месяца назад +95

      I can't help but hear that in Kill joy's voice lol!

    • @zub07
      @zub07 3 месяца назад +6

      😂😂​@@Tg_ibree

    • @Teraister
      @Teraister 3 месяца назад +11

      ​@@Tg_ibree... Killjoy is voiced by a British actor tho. Nothing german about her "accent"

    • @zenks5883
      @zenks5883 3 месяца назад +3

      Same ​@@Tg_ibree

    • @Tg_ibree
      @Tg_ibree 3 месяца назад +7

      @@Teraister Yes, however, I only read the comment. I didn't hear the comment, so whatever accent the actor has/uses when doing Kill Joy's lines is what I will hear in my head. His comment is similar to one of Kill Joy's lines about German efficiency which is why I draw the connection and read the comment in "Kill Joy's voice"

  • @monah5532
    @monah5532 3 месяца назад +2242

    Comment to the American men: Don't forget German women can fix their own flat tires, love long walks regardless of the weather and are super tidy. This means they expect a man to be handy, not wimp out of activities because of a little rain and will have zero tolerance for messiness. Also, expect clear instructions in the bedroom.

    • @mitacestalia7532
      @mitacestalia7532 3 месяца назад +93

      i heard mechanic prize in german is expensive so people learn how fix thing by themselves

    • @monah5532
      @monah5532 3 месяца назад +238

      @@mitacestalia7532 It's more a matter of pride. The country was utterly smashed after the war, and women played a massive role in clearing the rumble and getting it going again. Being an entitled princess is not what German women admire. As for the men, it is considered normal and expected that they can build or repair everyday things, leaving the experts to handle the specialized or very complex. People also share the cleaning tasks of the common hallways in their buildings and the sidewalk in front of it. Again, entitled attitudes are frowned upon.

    • @wtfdidijustwatch1017
      @wtfdidijustwatch1017 3 месяца назад +42

      @@monah5532 You’re generalizing. Not all German women

    • @louisachalarca6494
      @louisachalarca6494 3 месяца назад +6

      Women do know this in america

    • @monah5532
      @monah5532 3 месяца назад +61

      @@louisachalarca6494 I suspect yes for the older generations, but when I see younger ones struggling to input data on a computer because of inch-long nails, I have my doubts. I also remember mentioning I got a flat and needed to fix, the majority of my female colleagues laughed and asked why I didn't just call my husband. Everyone has own experiences on which to draw conclusions.

  • @rogerm3708
    @rogerm3708 3 месяца назад +5410

    From the one time I experienced a German woman, I can confirm this to be true

    • @Spyalwayswins
      @Spyalwayswins 3 месяца назад +54

      Seriously?

    • @Mrbingles9
      @Mrbingles9 3 месяца назад +67

      @@Spyalwayswinsyes

    • @Spyalwayswins
      @Spyalwayswins 3 месяца назад +145

      @@Mrbingles9 oh fuck, I gotta move there

    • @DavidZ4-gg3dm
      @DavidZ4-gg3dm 3 месяца назад +101

      You had a same-day lay after paying only half of the cost of the date?

    • @bobdebouwer7835
      @bobdebouwer7835 3 месяца назад

      ​@@DavidZ4-gg3dmhow about no dinner at all and not even knowing her name 😮 she was smoking hot too😮

  • @joecarom391
    @joecarom391 3 месяца назад +8313

    All that German independence does come with the expectation for the guy to wash clean and cook and take parental leave too though. It’s more equal in both directions.
    Edit: let me be clear, I love it that way. Just annoyed at passport bros

    • @MortanAMrk
      @MortanAMrk 3 месяца назад +377

      Do americans even have paternal leave? Lol

    • @Glowbuggo
      @Glowbuggo 3 месяца назад +134

      HELL YEAH.

    • @marcdoutherd3424
      @marcdoutherd3424 3 месяца назад +11

      Right!

    • @luisdawnfinder3188
      @luisdawnfinder3188 3 месяца назад +69

      @@MortanAMrk Nope

    • @berniesans
      @berniesans 3 месяца назад +87

      ​@MortanAMrk Some places are starting to incorporate it into their PTO but they're definitely in the minority

  • @peterwood2633
    @peterwood2633 3 месяца назад +829

    Mate turned up few mins late to first date with a German girl. She was dumbfounded just couldn't understand how he could be late. He didn't get a second date...

    • @FineHupeline
      @FineHupeline 2 месяца назад +23

      ​@jirrilI doubt that. 😂

    • @sebastiangrimm4370
      @sebastiangrimm4370 2 месяца назад

      ​@jirrilno way.
      Theres a saying: "5 minuten vor der zeit ist des deutschen Pünktlichkeit" meaning rather be 5 minutes early than a second too late!
      Luckily our women are far more grounded than american women.
      Such much less BS

    • @jeffputman3504
      @jeffputman3504 2 месяца назад +25

      Shaboink - Funny how you can hear a word you've never heard before, and immediately know what it means!

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 2 месяца назад +7

      I think in american culture if 12 is the time you are supposed to be there you go there at 12 unlike in europe you would already be there 11:45 at least.

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana Месяц назад +11

      Yeah, lack of punctuality without a really good reason is seen as suoer rude and a lack of dedication and interest

  • @Radnick0024
    @Radnick0024 3 месяца назад +1218

    An hour and a half ❌️
    92 minutes ✅️

    • @ViolosD2I
      @ViolosD2I 3 месяца назад +16

      In Freedom Units that's probably something like... six innings?

    • @ajmalsafi13
      @ajmalsafi13 3 месяца назад +2

      I mean,a football fan knows the HUGE difference between an hour and a half and 92 mins. 😢😢

    • @marcoottina654
      @marcoottina654 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@ViolosD2Ithat's like 700 sneezes time
      Or 857 farts lengths

    • @joecarom391
      @joecarom391 2 месяца назад +2

      Damn, now I know why my American friend made fun of me when I said I d be ready in 90 minutes😅.
      It does seem oddly specific, but it’s just quicker to say than in OneAndAHalfHour

    • @Radnick0024
      @Radnick0024 Месяц назад

      @@joecarom391 haha, just depends on how crucial the details matter. 😜
      If you're baking garlic bread, that extra minute could cost you the entire loaf.
      If you're driving through a lot of traffic stops, you're bound to be early/late by a few minutes, so estimating feels less dishonest than a specified time.

  • @i-mk5eo
    @i-mk5eo 3 месяца назад +981

    As a german we won’t leave at 8:36 wo will leave at 5am (Deutsche Bahn)

    • @ibrahimshamma
      @ibrahimshamma 3 месяца назад +5

      Agreed

    • @DS_Takuya
      @DS_Takuya 3 месяца назад +3

      Real

    • @MkMn-sl2ld
      @MkMn-sl2ld 3 месяца назад +12

      IF you can get to work with Deutsche Bahn. You may have to leave the day before.

    • @rocksen9283
      @rocksen9283 3 месяца назад +7

      You have to leave at 5AM to catch the train that arrives at 8:36AM, but it was supposed to come at 4:30

    • @sondersaga1366
      @sondersaga1366 3 месяца назад +3

      Back when I was a young German boy, our trains were completely full and always arrived on time 😈

  • @Sockman.Bellingoal.
    @Sockman.Bellingoal. 3 месяца назад +176

    If I was born in Germany I'd have to wake up 3 hours early to catch the DB from yesterday

    • @FdA-FdA
      @FdA-FdA 2 месяца назад +1

      That's why americans use cars: Your own car can not be late!
      Also the average american car weights heavier than a S-bahn.

    • @foxtrotsierraproductions8626
      @foxtrotsierraproductions8626 2 месяца назад

      ​@@FdA-FdAAnd you think every German use the DB ? I only trust my Mercedes

  • @jeffafa3096
    @jeffafa3096 Месяц назад +28

    The best part of this video?
    The introduction of the word "Shaboink"

    • @P5Cowdrey
      @P5Cowdrey 5 дней назад +1

      Never heard that word until these videos…now using that word. Predicting it gets added to Webster

  • @quwae3846
    @quwae3846 3 месяца назад +1640

    Diese kommentarsektion ist jetzt Teil der Bundesrepublik Deutschland

  • @ANonyMouse627
    @ANonyMouse627 3 месяца назад +444

    Sure Germans are straight to the point but that doesn't mean all the women are down for casual sex 😅

    • @sahirahchrn
      @sahirahchrn 3 месяца назад +5

      This whole channel is male fantasy with a little bit comedy sauce so.

    • @scapemagnus2546
      @scapemagnus2546 3 месяца назад +23

      yeah also wouldn't be that christian

    • @AnnaHans88
      @AnnaHans88 3 месяца назад

      This is just some garbage manosphere video. I'm probably going to get Andrew Tate video suggestions after watching this shit.

    • @iGame3D
      @iGame3D 2 месяца назад +33

      You have to go give them time, 92 minutes precisely.

    • @sophieabcde839
      @sophieabcde839 2 месяца назад +27

      Natürlich nicht alle aber es ist hier tatsächlich normaler als in vielen anderen Ländern. Es war einfach nie eine große Sache beim ersten Kennenlernen miteinander zu schlafen und wenn man nicht der Typ dafür ist, dann lässt man es halt. Dadurch, dass das einfach ziemlich locker ist gibt es hier auch viel mehr Frauen die das machen.

  • @JessiD-111
    @JessiD-111 3 месяца назад +2999

    As a german woman I can confirm that sex on the first date is an efficient quality check.

    • @Nemo_2023
      @Nemo_2023 3 месяца назад +74

      That really depends

    • @troebeliewoep
      @troebeliewoep 3 месяца назад +295

      Wouldnt buy a car without a test drive either

    • @JessiD-111
      @JessiD-111 3 месяца назад +22

      @@Nemo_2023 On what? :)

    • @JessiD-111
      @JessiD-111 3 месяца назад +54

      @@troebeliewoep Exactly!

    • @anilbalram7768
      @anilbalram7768 3 месяца назад +74

      @@JessiD-111 wait Germans really sleep on the first date?

  • @LettersFromAFriend
    @LettersFromAFriend Месяц назад +17

    To all who thinks German women are just so „easy“: The difference is that Germans don’t just casually date anybody as long as he doesn’t look repulsive at first sight. Dating in Germany is definitely NOT about finding out if you might be interested. If you date someone on a one on one basis, you already know that person (usually) and believe to be interested. It is expected without saying that you are not dating someone else.
    Casual dating is only done in a context where you know from the start that all that both are looking for is s.x, like tinder dates. I am sure that kind of thing exists in the US, too.
    However, if you know each other e.g. from your workplace or tennis club and you have seen each other many times in a group of friends and you are genuinely interested in the other person, you will not immediately suggest a date. You will spend a few days, weeks or even months (depending on the situation) showing interest in a subtle way, like smiling at her and hoping she smiles back; talking to her more than the others, if she stays behind stay behind too, etc.. If she obviously likes that you will suggest meeting to do something together, like have a coffee and goblin a walk or something. If she says yes, it is assumed that you are not meeting someone else, there is no „are we exclusive „ talk. You are automatically exclusive. And it is hard to say what your „first date“ was. A sensible woman would never get in your car at night unless she thought she knew you well, so if you go out together in the evening she will get to the place by herself, making sure she is able to get home without you. If you are going together in your car, that means either she is very naive or you are a steady couple.

    • @LettersFromAFriend
      @LettersFromAFriend Месяц назад +1

      Don’t know where the „goblin „ comes from but it’s funny so I‘ll just leave it where it is…

    • @Lunicia
      @Lunicia Месяц назад +2

      Thank you 😅 I was quite upset about the portrayal of German women in this skit

    • @JohnJaneson
      @JohnJaneson 5 дней назад +1

      It's actually kinda the same in the US. Stereotyping is fun for comedy, but the reality is people have more similarities than differences.

  • @noah-_-_-
    @noah-_-_- 3 месяца назад +111

    as a german, i really like it that we also have authentic representation without romantization and she actually has an authentic accent! definitely subscribed

  • @ashutoshk7
    @ashutoshk7 3 месяца назад +375

    Dr. Shaboinky: Hit Harder

    • @lol311
      @lol311 3 месяца назад

      Something wrong with me.
      I read Hit Harder as 'Heil Hi**ler' in rush.

  • @picklerix6162
    @picklerix6162 3 месяца назад +267

    My friend was stationed in Germany for a couple years. He confirmed that German women are like this.

    • @ladykiller4832
      @ladykiller4832 3 месяца назад +25

      Some not all 😂

    • @gregor-samsa
      @gregor-samsa 3 месяца назад

      Only the ones that mess around with US soldiers:-)

    • @jonathanmangum4347
      @jonathanmangum4347 3 месяца назад +10

      Maybe if you live in Berlin oder Hamburg haha

    • @jacobwitt2070
      @jacobwitt2070 3 месяца назад

      ​@@jonathanmangum4347 Frankfurt auch

    • @gregor-samsa
      @gregor-samsa 3 месяца назад +17

      @@picklerix6162 again - only the chicks that entangle with US soldiers. They collect them;-),

  • @momatotsosrorudodi
    @momatotsosrorudodi 2 месяца назад +26

    Casual hook up culture sounds great when you're a teen, but when you want to find someone to be the mother of your future children then you realize how fucking tragic it is.

    • @jrky8857
      @jrky8857 24 дня назад +3

      You're not wrong

    • @utkarshsingh-rp2dq
      @utkarshsingh-rp2dq 15 дней назад +3

      Can I even watch a comedy shot before somebody starts crying about the bad state of the world.

  • @official_andrewsamuel
    @official_andrewsamuel 3 месяца назад +819

    $200 WAYYYYY too CHEAP
    5th DATE?????
    ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
    79TH DATE YOU GET A HUG FOR THE FIRST TIME 😁😊💀

    • @Trrashhuman
      @Trrashhuman 3 месяца назад +1

      YOU WHORE A HUG ON 79TH DATE IT SHOULD ATLEAST BE ON THE 999TH DATE

    • @MoonayMultipliar
      @MoonayMultipliar 3 месяца назад +10

      Srsly?

    • @yuriy5376
      @yuriy5376 3 месяца назад +48

      ​@@MoonayMultipliar of course not, it's 100th at least!

    • @redorkpod486
      @redorkpod486 3 месяца назад +47

      and while at it sleep with some random guy who she just met

    • @morkawlanamk2319
      @morkawlanamk2319 3 месяца назад +34

      More like 6 months after we enter a committed relationship! Men who only want sex barely make it through the second month! Somebody who truly loves you will wait for years, so if he's not willing to wait for me to feel not even fully comfortable, he can leave

  • @thatElene
    @thatElene 3 месяца назад +347

    I remember how one German guy told me he wouldn't show up for our first date because he said 40 kilometers were too far and he didn't want to spend so much gasoline to see me 😂

    • @Swabian_sawman
      @Swabian_sawman 3 месяца назад +47

      Maybe a green party voter environmentalist? 😂

    • @thatElene
      @thatElene 3 месяца назад +5

      @@Swabian_sawman 🤣🤣🤣

    • @hy9mi
      @hy9mi 3 месяца назад +34

      Omg that's embarrassing

    • @greatguy423
      @greatguy423 3 месяца назад

      Are you german

    • @DavidZ4-gg3dm
      @DavidZ4-gg3dm 3 месяца назад +23

      Why did you expect him to travel to you?

  • @carlabruni5223
    @carlabruni5223 3 месяца назад +36

    Very accurate, only that real Germans always pay cash

  • @rohit_banga
    @rohit_banga 3 месяца назад +147

    By 8:36 most Germans would already have had at least 2 hours and 47 minutes of solid work done..

    • @Vipbossguy
      @Vipbossguy 19 дней назад

      Americans work on average 10 more weeks a year than Germans….

  • @r.t.5767
    @r.t.5767 2 месяца назад +17

    "Bring more food"
    Yep, that was definitely an American date 😂

    • @FdA-FdA
      @FdA-FdA 2 месяца назад

      Women in Murica -> Do not work, stay at home, rely on men's money + Get their food paid + Use car -> Fat
      Women in Germany -> Work + Pay for their own food + Bike -> Sexy
      In Murica you pay for a non-worthy girl. In Germany you get a worthy girl and she does not cost you anything.
      Germany is an equality-country.
      Murica is a matriarchy -> Men produce, women consume.
      ------
      This video and its comment section make me realize how much I miss german girls! 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @hamlet557
      @hamlet557 2 месяца назад

      @@FdA-FdA Only in murica there is the MALE concept of "we are providers" yet the same idiots are crying that they have to provide.
      In EU you don't have to pay for everything, but that also means tha no one will be impressed by your money either.
      You'll need to have MANNERS, CULTURE and EDUCATION.
      Let's see if you find even one EU girl with your shitty attitude.

  • @lequedicatsamarge4228
    @lequedicatsamarge4228 3 месяца назад +38

    As a German: no woman will sleep with you on the first or even the fifth date, but they also don't expect you to pay for anything. Plus: 8:36 is the average time a German employee arrives at the office, so make it leaving the date at 7:30 at the max

    • @Pine15
      @Pine15 3 месяца назад +2

      Isn't that really late too? Almost everyone I know starts work at 7 am.

    • @Marco_My_Words
      @Marco_My_Words 3 месяца назад +4

      No, they wouldn’t split the bill either. I’ve dated German women, and as someone born and raised in Germany myself, I’ve never had anyone split the bill, except for one woman who did it because she was about 15 years older than me. She was financially stable and interested in dating a younger guy, so she paid for the entire date. However, that was the first and only time it happened, and she wasn’t German-she was Asian, specifically Korean.

    • @maxjohnson1758
      @maxjohnson1758 2 месяца назад

      No German woman will sleep with you even after the fifth date? I think yer full of shiste.

    • @iamspencerx
      @iamspencerx 2 месяца назад

      @@Marco_My_Words All girls that I've dated in Germany have either insisted on splitting the bill, or offered to pay it back the next time.
      That being said, I'm aware that there's some pre selection happening before going on dates, so maybe I just filter out the kind of girls who wouldn't split? Maybe they filter me out? I'm not really into the "lots, of make up, fake nails, high maintenance" kind of girls, which I assume are more likely to want to be spoiled by a guy.

    • @lequedicatsamarge4228
      @lequedicatsamarge4228 2 месяца назад

      @@Pine15 probably extremely depending on the industry - I usually start at 7:50 and am by far the first and only one for at least an hour at the office 😂

  • @comradeleppi2000
    @comradeleppi2000 3 месяца назад +293

    As an indian.. I can't relate any of this😂 i am just here for reading comments

  • @YoManWassup1995
    @YoManWassup1995 Месяц назад +7

    I thought americans were the ones that slept together on the first date

    • @Lostbreva
      @Lostbreva Месяц назад +1

      Hollywood portraits it like that
      In reality (especially due to some feminist influencers) we don't until sometime after dating usually (from what I've seen)

    • @YoManWassup1995
      @YoManWassup1995 Месяц назад +3

      @@Lostbreva I spoke from my personal experience when I went there

    • @Elennar29
      @Elennar29 17 дней назад +1

      American women raised their standards a little.. too much sltshaming from the males here. And that's what they get rightfully so.

  • @Oooo-jq9si
    @Oooo-jq9si 2 месяца назад +14

    I was born and raised in South Korea and I moved to the USA around a year ago for school. I also lived in Canada (it was just 7 months tho). What I felt is that usa and south korea women want to be treated like they are princess. I mean, yeah of course man and woman both side have to treat with each other well enough, but I feel they are doing too much. Some us and korean women act like they are dating for their man, not for themselves so their man have to give everything for her. Like too much ego themselves or something like that. On top of that, they mostly want their man to pay everything no matter how much money they make and they don’t appreciate towards that because they seem to think they deserve it. I don’t know how to explain what I felt into words. On the other hand, women from Japan or Canada aren’t like that. (I have a lot of Japanese friends) They are generally nice and not have too much ego. They don’t expect to get treated like a princess, they don’t mind paying themselves and sometimes pay for their man, and they pursue equal. I mean I think they don’t think that they are dating for their man. both side want to date with each other. Of course what I said could be wrong since it’s just my personal experience, and there are a lot of women that aren’t like that in the usa and South Korea. Just want to hear your view and opinions

    • @marte1376
      @marte1376 2 месяца назад +2

      Women asking for princess treatment is the bare minimum. Women are the prize

    • @MichaelFMeyer-lz5fv
      @MichaelFMeyer-lz5fv 2 месяца назад +1

      @@marte1376 i would never date someone with that sexist attitude like you

    • @EditsCraftslab
      @EditsCraftslab 21 день назад

      ​@marte1376, you don't get. They don't want to stay at home like traditional wives. They want to split chores and declare independence. But expect men to treat them like housewives in the 1900's. Want men to do everything they used to do(paying bills, planning dates, paying for dates, buying gifts, paying for nails and salons) all the while paying for the house splitting chores and doing heavy work men do. While feeling self entitled. 😊

    • @Nickers19
      @Nickers19 12 дней назад

      ​@@marte1376 Bare minimum for your entitled self maybe, that doesn't translate to everyone

  • @rubenbitoun1217
    @rubenbitoun1217 3 месяца назад +453

    I don't understand americans complaining about hookup culture and then complain that women are like in this video

    • @Full_Hop
      @Full_Hop 3 месяца назад +108

      It's hard to enjoy dating when your options consist of toxicity.

    • @joeym5243
      @joeym5243 3 месяца назад +103

      It's called we're not a monolith. Some don't like hook up culture, some do.

    • @jfkst1
      @jfkst1 3 месяца назад

      Women will hookup with the guys they like then make the average men consisting of

    • @envyops
      @envyops 3 месяца назад +1

      Americans are soft. We just want to complain and point the finger.

    • @soffren
      @soffren 3 месяца назад +30

      There are over 300 million Americans, and most of them don't use the Internet more than once a day.

  • @micronerd
    @micronerd 2 месяца назад +18

    As a foreigner in Germany, I have figured out the ultimate dating efficiency: full withdrawal from the dating scene, which saves all the headaches, as well as a lot of time. Later, skaters

  • @manolobenavente319
    @manolobenavente319 3 месяца назад +32

    I live in Germany and I've dated german girls, but the acting represents only a 20% of my experience with those girls.

  • @nemesis1108
    @nemesis1108 3 месяца назад +264

    Dude, I am from germany and yeaaahh. I wish that would be the case.

    • @annekekramer3835
      @annekekramer3835 3 месяца назад +53

      Netherlands here: it happens. Not everyone, obviously, but it certainly happens. I would not say it's uncommon.
      The splitting the bill is really common though, it's more the rule than the exception.

    • @LegendMephist
      @LegendMephist 3 месяца назад +5

      I'm from Germany too. As for me, it was quite common. 🤔 But honestly I preferred to have a free day, after that. 💁🏻

    • @Marco_My_Words
      @Marco_My_Words 3 месяца назад +7

      I actually looked up the data and it's about twice as common to split the bill in the United States than it is in Germany. So that's complete bullshit. I am German too and I’ve never had that happen.

    • @Marco_My_Words
      @Marco_My_Words 3 месяца назад +2

      @@LegendMephist
      Dude, where in Germany are you from? I live in North Rhine-Westphalia, and women splitting the bill is definitely a tiny minority here.

    • @nemesis1108
      @nemesis1108 3 месяца назад +2

      @@Marco_My_Words Finally, one person understands my pain.

  • @erizamisorafujoshi7002
    @erizamisorafujoshi7002 3 месяца назад +11

    As a girl living in Germany, yeah I would rather split the bill.
    But the after fun is off the table for me since... At that point I am very conservative 😅

  • @oneoftheskull3158
    @oneoftheskull3158 2 месяца назад +3

    This isn't a comedy skit, this is an award winning documentary of actual events.

  • @rahulsanyal3893
    @rahulsanyal3893 3 месяца назад +12

    Damn ,No Wonder Germans make such wonderful cars 🤩 . So nice people ❤️

  • @bhonekyawthu
    @bhonekyawthu 2 месяца назад +1

    I love this channel 😂

  • @DijknBaus
    @DijknBaus 3 месяца назад +92

    I will say though that a German girl once gave my friend clymidia though, but she did work very hard to fix the problem

  • @Not_A_Stoic_Guy
    @Not_A_Stoic_Guy 3 месяца назад +23

    If Germany is really like this then I love it too.

    • @leedlbagginshield8492
      @leedlbagginshield8492 3 месяца назад +3

      I’m German and I can see myself in this girl 😂It’s a generalisation, though

    • @Not_A_Stoic_Guy
      @Not_A_Stoic_Guy 3 месяца назад

      @@leedlbagginshield8492 😄 Your neck is beautiful BTW

    • @Emptiness_Machine_2001
      @Emptiness_Machine_2001 2 месяца назад

      It depends who's your date. Some people are more open to this, some are not, but like it's not unusual and not frowned upon or sth.
      But from what i hear and read online, women here also expect more of you when it comes to sex (which is a good thing imo but yeah, they'd be a lot less likely to put up with bad sex)

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 27 дней назад

      @@Not_A_Stoic_Guy Holy shit you're right she actually does have a beautiful neck

    • @Not_A_Stoic_Guy
      @Not_A_Stoic_Guy 27 дней назад

      @@StarboyXL9 She didn't reply me my bro😢

  • @ronjarauberkind8721
    @ronjarauberkind8721 3 месяца назад +2

    As a german gal I can confirm the vibe. But 8:36 is waaaaay to late for work 😂 And we would not pull an all-nighter if we have work in the morning. Get home, do the devils tango, watch Tagesschau or Tatort and go to bed.

  • @Temp088
    @Temp088 3 месяца назад +28

    As a German who dated both an American and a lot of German Girls I can confirm this to be true.

    • @Marco_My_Words
      @Marco_My_Words 3 месяца назад +1

      What German women have you dated? Every German woman I have ever dated was exactly like the American or worse.

    • @cringename69
      @cringename69 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Marco_My_Words
      You clearly don't seem to think well of german women. Stop lying tho. It's true. You split the bill in germany and its all about equality.
      Both male and females tend to talk badly about the other gender from their countries. In truth they aren't even that bad of a person matter the gender
      ..maybe sometimes they are
      but generally not

    • @FdA-FdA
      @FdA-FdA 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@cringename69 To talk about what I know:
      In France everyone talk bad about everyone: Men about men, women about women, men about women, and mostly MOSTLY women about men.
      In Germany no one talks badly about anyone. Nerver heard anyone talk badly about anyone there. Germen talk well about gerwomen (Yeah I love to pun), and gerwomen talk well about germen.
      And I have to say that I have only good things to say about both german men and women. And almost only bad things to say about french men and women. For americans, that's shades of grey.

    • @luvsuneja
      @luvsuneja 2 месяца назад +3

      @@FdA-FdAInteresting! Germans are definitely underrated

    • @notpc48
      @notpc48 2 месяца назад +2

      He would have sealed the deal for repeated shaboink if he said "Inch liebe Deutschland" instead of using English. 🍺😉🇩🇪

  • @TheRightHonRai
    @TheRightHonRai 3 месяца назад +29

    I can confirm that German women are much more down to earth.

  • @Waveydaveyfr
    @Waveydaveyfr 3 месяца назад +2

    My Girlfriend is Greek and I love her she appreciates everything I do for her thank God

  • @nickjuliano9159
    @nickjuliano9159 3 месяца назад +119

    Dr. Shibonkiy is the king of the passport bros.

  • @gregorio8462
    @gregorio8462 3 месяца назад +95

    I’m here in Germany. This is sooo true 😂😂

    • @DavidZ4-gg3dm
      @DavidZ4-gg3dm 3 месяца назад +9

      On a first date, splitting the bill & getting action is typical?

    • @frankhadicke6805
      @frankhadicke6805 3 месяца назад +10

      ​@@DavidZ4-gg3dmif you like each other, it's normal

    • @AxBoSch222
      @AxBoSch222 3 месяца назад +9

      ​@@DavidZ4-gg3dm I would even say that splitting the bill on a 1st date is mostly normal. Depents a bit on the person / situation. Bit it's a good generalisation.

    • @thescavenger5003
      @thescavenger5003 3 месяца назад

      Sex on the first date isn't normal unless you find the slutty girls and they accept you

    • @annekekramer3835
      @annekekramer3835 3 месяца назад

      ​@@DavidZ4-gg3dm Splitting the bill is extremely common. Getting laid on the first date a bit less, but still not uncommon.

  • @albertsaffron7582
    @albertsaffron7582 3 месяца назад +1

    “Thanks American girl, but your line was “I won’t sleep you”

  • @scrabbl3champ
    @scrabbl3champ 3 месяца назад +4

    this is actually so fucking weird????? why do men expect sex every time they're interested in a woman?

    • @MichaelFMeyer-lz5fv
      @MichaelFMeyer-lz5fv 2 месяца назад

      there is no differnece between genders in this situation in germany.

  • @Leguan-tj9uj
    @Leguan-tj9uj 2 месяца назад +4

    I am a German in Germany and wonder in what parallel Germany these German women live.

    • @MichaelFMeyer-lz5fv
      @MichaelFMeyer-lz5fv 2 месяца назад

      in the real germany. maybe it seems this way to you, because you are a corona denier, that noone wants to f..... think about it.

    • @Zephyr-b4v
      @Zephyr-b4v 2 месяца назад +2

      @@MichaelFMeyer-lz5fv German women are "easy" with the men who CHOOSE.
      Americans tend to think that they are easy with every loser.
      That's the misunderstanding.

    • @MichaelFMeyer-lz5fv
      @MichaelFMeyer-lz5fv 2 месяца назад

      @@Zephyr-b4v why are u making difference between men and women. i dat alle genders and they behave same at dates

  • @ravenknight4876
    @ravenknight4876 Месяц назад

    This is strikingly accurate.

  • @zeljkodebeljko8767
    @zeljkodebeljko8767 3 месяца назад +4

    I love Germany as well Danke Deutchland🎉❤

  • @sorayajaedicke
    @sorayajaedicke 2 месяца назад +3

    I am a german woman and this feels about right😂

  • @man-observing-world
    @man-observing-world 3 месяца назад

    These are getting way outa hand, but I’m loving every new video!!

  • @muhworld2227
    @muhworld2227 3 месяца назад +4

    Having lived in Europe for 15 years, this is accurate.

  • @annabellarinaldi4267
    @annabellarinaldi4267 3 месяца назад +48

    this content seems like it was made by someone who has never interacted with a woman in real life.

    • @Daron125
      @Daron125 3 месяца назад +12

      Tell us you're a jealous American girl without telling us you're a jealous American girl. 😅

    • @soho6435
      @soho6435 3 месяца назад

      exactly my thoughts loll all these virgin butt hurt american men here thinking this is funny and an accurate representation of

    • @soho6435
      @soho6435 3 месяца назад

      @@Daron125im german and this is literally not true. also why does it bother men that women have self respect and don’t wanna sleep with you on the first date?? get a fucking life

    • @reihino6347
      @reihino6347 3 месяца назад +7

      @@Daron125 as a woman who is not American, the commenter is right, this content is made to pander to men who have never felt the touch of a woman in their lives.

    • @FdA-FdA
      @FdA-FdA 2 месяца назад +2

      This coment seems it was made by someone who has never interacted with a man in real life.

  • @Damstaplereater
    @Damstaplereater 18 дней назад +2

    I mean if the women isn’t comfortable with sex yet that’s fine but the money thing is wild

  • @terraincognita3749
    @terraincognita3749 2 месяца назад +3

    "All-night shaboink" [In German-ish accent] - I have a new favorite expression!

    • @FdA-FdA
      @FdA-FdA 2 месяца назад

      That's a false point in this video. This video is totaly accurate exept for 2 points:
      - A german will pay in cash.
      - A german girl will want her sleep. She will calculate 6h for sleep before the moment she has to wake up, she will had 20 min to cuddle between sex and sleep, and set an alarm 6h20 before she has to wake-up, and will stop the shaboink when this alarm rings.
      Yes they are really so! I had sex with many german girls. They are totaly so.
      Because, you know, no german, no men neither women, can accept to decrease his/her efficiency at work because they did not slept enough.
      They really stop shaboink to sleep to get enough sleep to be efficient at work. They really do it.

  • @Risspamplemoose
    @Risspamplemoose 3 месяца назад +3

    American woman has it right (except ordering the $200). No marriage? We are not sleeping together. If you expect it, then we aren't staying together.

    • @hamlet557
      @hamlet557 3 месяца назад +3

      Is this why you have 3-4 kids from different husbands by the time you are 35?

    • @Risspamplemoose
      @Risspamplemoose 3 месяца назад +4

      @@hamlet557 I think usually people who have 3-4 kids from different men are because they didn't get married. It is much easier to sleep around when you dont have a commitment than when you do. I think the logic provided in your comment is very flawed. People who take marriage very seriously also take being a parent very seriously. Don't sleep around without saying "I do". You are just setting yourself up for heart-ache and multiple other issues.
      Plus, if you are wondering, I speak German, and I am German and Russian. So, I think maybe reconsider your comment.

    • @Elennar29
      @Elennar29 13 дней назад

      ​American male being ignorant and disrespectful? Not surprised

  • @Lew0t
    @Lew0t 2 месяца назад +1

    I just love that all Germans commenting are objecting to how unrealistic it is to leave for work at 8:36 and basically no one commenting on the casual shaboink after a first date. By the way, as a Swede, this video could easily have been about dating in Sweden too, with the same objections to the time leaving for work 😂

  • @eliass.4813
    @eliass.4813 3 месяца назад +4

    Die Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland

  • @MarketsDriveTheWorld
    @MarketsDriveTheWorld 3 месяца назад +108

    I think this guy has no idea how are womens in other countries 😂😂

    • @samuelschonenberger
      @samuelschonenberger 3 месяца назад +39

      Yeah, just romantasizing foreign women + adding a few stereotypes clumsily

    • @unc54
      @unc54 3 месяца назад +10

      ​@@samuelschonenbergerThere's that classic sense of German humor

    • @educatedsloth8973
      @educatedsloth8973 3 месяца назад

      i'd like to see his theories about other countries women. :)

    • @Marco_My_Words
      @Marco_My_Words 3 месяца назад

      @@unc54
      I don’t think he was joking.

    • @FdA-FdA
      @FdA-FdA 2 месяца назад

      I lived in Germany. I can tell you that this video is not even a joke, because it is totaly true.

  • @ShadowReaper-pu2hx
    @ShadowReaper-pu2hx 3 месяца назад +1

    They released a German travel ad and thought we wouldn’t notice.

  • @Noob81218
    @Noob81218 3 месяца назад +7

    Why are the women he brings in so fine tho😂

  • @LukasDorian
    @LukasDorian Месяц назад +3

    I seem to have grown up in the wrong part of Germany...

  • @rotmistrzjanm8776
    @rotmistrzjanm8776 Месяц назад +1

    3:35 the word you are looking for is "dignity"

  • @OhSjit
    @OhSjit 3 месяца назад +3

    As a Dane, I love German girls. Straight forward, no bullshit.

  • @davidhuston282
    @davidhuston282 3 месяца назад +10

    Honestly despite not being very German, I really appreciate the Germans, they’re very kind people and actually have some pretty interesting traditions, and some pretty cool stories

  • @Pikaegg123
    @Pikaegg123 19 дней назад

    Germans just chill like that

  • @idontknow3305
    @idontknow3305 3 месяца назад +4

    As a german i slept with a man on the first date and he broke uo with ne after the 3rd one because he said I had no self respect, and then came over for one more time and left me again

    • @AI-ch3if
      @AI-ch3if 3 месяца назад

      Why are you defiling your temple by giving charity sex to some useless jerk? The West has really been harmed by giving up on Christian values.

    • @Marco_My_Words
      @Marco_My_Words 3 месяца назад +1

      And that is entirely your fault. Don't blame it on the man. You're the one who acted like a hoe.

    • @desertsand8778
      @desertsand8778 3 месяца назад +2

      That guy that used you is a true loser, but yeah, I agree with the christian values.

    • @hamlet557
      @hamlet557 3 месяца назад

      Don't date americans.
      Date from your own culture where sex isn't considered "dirty".

    • @Gratindauphinois-26
      @Gratindauphinois-26 Месяц назад

      ​@@desertsand8778but: how to know if you are not loosing many time because : if sex needs to be true, bad sex is often the case because there must be a good complementarity of some " body shapes".
      I did shaboinking with girls with too tigth ot to large shapes...

  • @bohdantkachuk8295
    @bohdantkachuk8295 3 месяца назад +7

    Nah, Germans leave for work like 5:40, you can't get used to it

  • @godspeedredeicieli4384
    @godspeedredeicieli4384 2 дня назад

    The German one looks like the dream he woke up from

  • @carolincheco7711
    @carolincheco7711 3 месяца назад +6

    Ok but if u prefer the German then u can’t say shit about “high body count in a woman? Ewwwww” cuz if u want it easy then 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

  • @Bibo-f7v
    @Bibo-f7v 2 месяца назад +3

    Why has relationships these days revolve 99% about doing the thing with the other??😢Like they meet a person for the first time and then instantly they go back to someone's place and do it with each other.This is why i think "doing it" with your partner should only happen in marriage,when you are actually serious about each other.

    • @solangedere7685
      @solangedere7685 2 месяца назад +1

      We are in 2024 mate...

    • @MichaelFMeyer-lz5fv
      @MichaelFMeyer-lz5fv 2 месяца назад +3

      good joke. even mary got pregnant without marrying

    • @Bibo-f7v
      @Bibo-f7v 2 месяца назад +1

      @@MichaelFMeyer-lz5fv She got pregnant without a man.

    • @MichaelFMeyer-lz5fv
      @MichaelFMeyer-lz5fv 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Bibo-f7v no, she had Josef. U can not get pregnant without a man, stupid

    • @MichaelFMeyer-lz5fv
      @MichaelFMeyer-lz5fv 23 дня назад

      @@Bibo-f7v like lesbians, i see. Joseph was a man, and she cheated on him and made up a story that only dumb people belive.

  • @dearseall
    @dearseall 2 месяца назад +2

    I have never met a german girl that boings on first date. And if you arrive at 8:36 at your work, you don't have to show up at all, because you are 2 hours late.

  • @sanjanamukherjee9540
    @sanjanamukherjee9540 3 месяца назад +60

    Its not that hard.the first girl is attracted to you. The second girl is not.

    • @VyaWanja
      @VyaWanja 3 месяца назад +2

      You don’t have to sleep with people to be attracted to them. I’ve never dated anyone but if I do I don’t think I’d ever wanna sleep with them cause it’s kinda icky, but if I do, I’d have to know them for atleast a year to get that level of trust.

    • @Marco_My_Words
      @Marco_My_Words 3 месяца назад +2

      @@VyaWanja
      Yeah, the last girl I went out with had a similar mindset, though she mentioned up to six months instead of a year. I ended things with her after a few weeks, for this and other reasons. Waiting only until the first date is definitely too soon, but a whole year is just too long. You should take as much time as you need to figure out if the person is right for a long-term relationship, but it usually doesn’t take that long. After a year, even someone really serious will lose interest. I sure know I would. Most men have learned from experience that chasing after a woman usually leads nowhere and only wastes their time. If they sense that you’re taking advantage of them or aren’t serious about the relationship, they’ll stop dating you if they know their worth.

    • @VyaWanja
      @VyaWanja 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Marco_My_Words I 100% am all for long term relationships. I get attached to people very easily and I can’t do short term relationships because I always look for long term relationships. I’m serious about relationships and want them to be long term, I just don’t want to sleep with people. Like I don’t think you should be required to sleep with people to date them or even marry them yk, like it should be optional.

    • @breakingthemasks
      @breakingthemasks 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@VyaWanja... 🤣🤣🤣
      If not for having children, and this needing sex to make that happen... Why marry at all?
      Just enjoy each others company as friends. And let either partner go off and enjoy sex as desired with other people.
      The entire definition of marriage is "forsaking all others" meaning not having sex with anyone else.
      Maybe your asexual?

    • @VyaWanja
      @VyaWanja 3 месяца назад +1

      @@breakingthemasks Well first of all, I don’t want kids. Second of all, I am romantically attracted to people, I’ve had crushes on people and have been romantically attracted to people.
      Sleeping with others isn’t a need, it’s just an option in a relationship, you don’t HAVE TO sleep with people. Why do people act like it’s such a big necessity?

  • @engineer0239
    @engineer0239 2 месяца назад +3

    German here, not accurate in the slightest.
    Maybe there is a little less entitlement, and if youre good looking, you will find easy women, but dating apps ruined us, just like they did to you. Real partners are scarce

  • @FdA-FdA
    @FdA-FdA 2 месяца назад +2

    I do not understand, it was supposed to be a joke, wasn't it?
    Because I lived in Germany and I can say that this is an exact description of reality.
    Don't know for this US though. (Lived all my life in Europe.)
    Let me tell you a real story I lived as an example:
    I had a german friend (a girl) who had a boyfriend. We told each others that we were attracted to each other, but that she won't cheat on her boyfriend. The moment she broke-up, she told me she broke-up, not "Hello", not "How are you?", just immediatly "I broke-up". We saw each others a few days after this. We spent like just 20 min talking in a bar. She payed the bill, not splited it, she paid for both of us. We then spent 2 hours kissing. I then took her back to her place. She told me she did not have time for sex now, and she told me she will have time [insert a date and a time]. So we saw each others again at [insert the day and the time she said] and had sex at this moment.
    And that's just one of stories I lived in Germany.
    Really, that's not jokes.
    Germans are really so.
    In Germany girls are smiling, have conversation, know what they want and say it, and paid for me.
    Back in France girls expected me to find and organize all the activities, to do all the conversation, to pay for them, and to be their psychotherapist. And don't you dare expect a smile from a french girl! And how about emotional support? Don't expect it from a french person, not the women neither the men. French people just do not know what true empathy is. There are a few exeptions among them of course.
    Trust me or not, even in France I have sex with german girls. I do not want to touch french girls anymore. It becomes unpossible to suffer french women after having known german women. After having known them, seeing french guys dating french girls, you are just "How you guys can date such persons? How can you suffer them? How can you just stay in their presence for more than 10 min?", really.

  • @HalloUTube
    @HalloUTube 3 месяца назад +15

    That's not dating. that's getting an offer for a one-night stand. Its not worth the hype.

    • @LegendMephist
      @LegendMephist 3 месяца назад +2

      But I met them very often after that first time. So it can't be called "one night stand". 💁🏻
      And this romantic stuff like:"going out, eating at a restaurant, doing activities together, all that stuff doesn't count? 😮
      Why aren't those dates?

    • @Gratindauphinois-26
      @Gratindauphinois-26 Месяц назад

      Dating is a stupid concept , just enjoying life and starting a relation knowing if shaboinking together is good is a good way to know if there is a good alchemy.

  • @tinycatfromhell
    @tinycatfromhell 3 месяца назад +75

    So American men complain about women having sex freely and they also complain when women won't have sex by the 5th date? Can anybody explain?

    • @hamlet557
      @hamlet557 3 месяца назад +15

      Entitlement for both men and women in US.

    • @baloo212
      @baloo212 3 месяца назад +28

      Basically, say no to all men but make an exception for me and yes without a ring.

    • @Hello-jx2qc
      @Hello-jx2qc 3 месяца назад

      ​@@baloo212😂😂

    • @Marco_My_Words
      @Marco_My_Words 3 месяца назад +4

      Sure, I can explain it. Men often have two categories of women they’re interested in: those they only want to sleep with and those they see as potential long-term partners. This situation falls into the first category. Actually, we have more than two categories but that would overcomplicate this explanation.

    • @blahblahblahblah729
      @blahblahblahblah729 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Marco_My_Words You mean american men right? Not every country is degenerate like that

  • @TimJSwan
    @TimJSwan 3 месяца назад

    "for all night shaboink" has me completely dead ☠️☠️😆😭

  • @Нфт-ц8и
    @Нфт-ц8и 3 месяца назад +16

    The best people on planet earth- are Germans, they don’t know just how awesome they are!

    • @FXT130
      @FXT130 2 месяца назад

      Bullshit. Germans are self centered, arrogant, unsocial and also brutal.

    • @WillieFungo
      @WillieFungo 2 месяца назад +2

      That's your opinion.

    • @MichaelFMeyer-lz5fv
      @MichaelFMeyer-lz5fv 2 месяца назад +1

      no, we know how awsome we are at least compared to americans

    • @Adil_Turysbek_TVRC
      @Adil_Turysbek_TVRC 2 месяца назад +1

      I like pakistanis though. They are super friendly and seem sincere.

  • @aakashjana6225
    @aakashjana6225 3 месяца назад +196

    As a matter of fact German lady was also dressed elegantly while American was skinkily dressed(which is normalised now).

    • @thatElene
      @thatElene 3 месяца назад +7

      Really is opposite... Or maybe they both dress badly

    • @Hasanaljadid
      @Hasanaljadid 3 месяца назад +28

      No.Nudity is more common in Germany then The US

    • @user-lt1jd1ye3v
      @user-lt1jd1ye3v 3 месяца назад

      Showing cleavage is bad now ? Okay puritan…

    • @DetlefPetersen
      @DetlefPetersen 3 месяца назад +44

      As someone in germany i can guarantee you that this part is wrong. german women dress just as lazily as american women. it's different in france and italy though

    • @thatElene
      @thatElene 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Hasanaljadid Absolutely true!

  • @tejashreeleoaug
    @tejashreeleoaug 3 месяца назад +2

    Love how conservative america is😂

  • @Theindyplsmustangkid
    @Theindyplsmustangkid 3 месяца назад +41

    Oooorrrrr you could just not have sex with every chick you date and wait for a actual committed relationship

    • @noahmets
      @noahmets 3 месяца назад +7

      That’s fine, but then don’t demand a guy take you out on expensive dates. If you’re just getting coffee or going for walks when getting to know them then that’s fine. Guys don’t want to spend thousands of dollars on someone just to be dumped

    • @helgaioannidis9365
      @helgaioannidis9365 3 месяца назад +10

      No, because most German women are picky. They will only go that direction if they really find you attractive on many levels, Which includes emotional availability.

    • @LegendMephist
      @LegendMephist 3 месяца назад +1

      Sounds actually dangerous.😮

    • @blahblahblahblah729
      @blahblahblahblah729 3 месяца назад

      ​@@noahmets then, don't take girls to expensive restaurants if you don't want to pay a lot of money 🤷‍♀️ Very easy actually

    • @noahmets
      @noahmets 3 месяца назад +2

      @@blahblahblahblah729 yeah that is what’s happening bro lol

  • @GeoBox-cf3bf
    @GeoBox-cf3bf 2 месяца назад +5

    Fast sex isn't a good thing though

  • @greggorman5537
    @greggorman5537 3 месяца назад +2

    This is why population is declining world wide

  • @Poznan__
    @Poznan__ 3 месяца назад +12

    I see that Michael and Tyler have visited europe recently and it was a good time, considering influx of pro-european content

  • @Chicago-yx2tu
    @Chicago-yx2tu Месяц назад +3

    As a half German half british who dated American girls and German girls. This is all incorrect from my Experience. Americans usually sleep with you a lot sooner than Germans. And I never seen a German woman who is fond of splitting the bill either 😂

  • @sasud.5419
    @sasud.5419 Месяц назад +2

    First of all: making a date doesn't mean the same thing in Germany as it does in America. In America it's the starting line, in Germany it's the finish line. When I agree to a date I already know that I'm interested, because the actual checking takes place beforehand. In principle I agree to split the bill. If he insists on paying alone, he hasn't messed it up and I know that I definitely want to see him again, I accept it. But I tell him that I'll pay next time. And yes, it may be a cliche, but just going out to eat as a date...well, it's better to do something active outside, get some exercise and eat something at the same time.

  • @ChefYoshiJones-xm6sp
    @ChefYoshiJones-xm6sp 3 месяца назад +21

    *HOLY FUCK I CAN ABSOLUTELY CONFIRM THIS!*
    Side note: Usually, my German girlfriend would leave out at 6am, but the average workday for her started at 8

  • @heavyhitman
    @heavyhitman 3 месяца назад +29

    I'm planning to go to germany for studies and job, will this finally happen to me????😢

    • @mrinalbisht4212
      @mrinalbisht4212 3 месяца назад +8

      Obviously bro 😂

    • @Mhoro33
      @Mhoro33 3 месяца назад

      As a student here, lousy atmosphere, loose girls and inappropriate culture if you come from a good family and country if you have no morals and let live, it's perfect. The punctuality, honesty and fairness is fake.. the racism better than 1933. Weather , 💩. Willkommen

    • @1aboPLZ
      @1aboPLZ 3 месяца назад +5

      In my whole life in Germany i left that type of girl for you (intentionally ofc ofc)

    • @amnispalus
      @amnispalus 3 месяца назад +5

      Well, it depends. If you attend a Technical university, probably not.

    • @staybased9320
      @staybased9320 3 месяца назад

      if you're an indian, don't think about it. It's over for currycels

  • @thomasverrillo1474
    @thomasverrillo1474 22 дня назад

    the accuracy of this is astounding lol

  • @Misiulo
    @Misiulo Месяц назад +8

    The American girl has a point. I mean $200 theese days is barely enough for 2 big burgers with fries plus tip!

  • @julianmrgl9568
    @julianmrgl9568 3 месяца назад +7

    This is kinda what Berlin is, maybe

  • @LS-sx5qo
    @LS-sx5qo 2 месяца назад +2

    German here...its more likely to be 6:36 or 7:36 the latest. At 8:36 you are probably already to late for work in germany.

  • @Lunaloone
    @Lunaloone 3 месяца назад +51

    Spitting the bill on first date is just common sense see I would buy someone dinner or lunch if I felt like it but I don't want to feel obligated and someone who goes to a meal expecting it to be paid for isn't worth anyone's timing

    • @rissk9884
      @rissk9884 3 месяца назад +6

      Nah, if you invite someone you pay. You invited that person, the other person already did their part by accepting. If you don't plan on paying for the whole dinner from the beginning, make that clear to see if the other person is still interested.

    • @Lunaloone
      @Lunaloone 3 месяца назад +14

      @@rissk9884 that's a completely different situation though I'm saying on a first date you should split the bill because if you're paying for this person who you barely know that sounds like you have to pay for my time but if you're inviting a friend out to dinner yeah of course if you invite you pay

    • @rissk9884
      @rissk9884 3 месяца назад +4

      @@Lunaloone ESPECIALLY on the first date, the person who invites pays. If not, let them know in advance to see if the other person is still interested. Talk from there to see if things stay the same or change. You can split with friends if you want, but a stranger doesn't owe you their time, so if you invite, you pay.

    • @TheTriforcekeeper
      @TheTriforcekeeper 3 месяца назад +1

      @@rissk9884 Can you define what "invite" means in this context? If someone would say "Hey, want to go have dinner at this place?", I would never ever expect someone to pay and would split the bill. That's not an invitation imo

    • @FringeWizard2
      @FringeWizard2 3 месяца назад

      I would just take them to Emmanuel soup kitchen and claim vaguely the bill is already taken care of. I never pay for food and they have good food there. Hopefully she doesn't pay the methheads any attention.

  • @pitoblogg
    @pitoblogg 2 месяца назад +3

    Splitting bills and sleeping with someone on the first date is disgusting. I go with US on that account.

  • @the_almightyone
    @the_almightyone 3 месяца назад +6

    Is the joke just misogyny?

  • @RCatRecords
    @RCatRecords 3 месяца назад

    I arrived two hours ago… and already they’re lining up outside at 5:37 on the dot…. Love this new Berlin apartment!!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheGoodcontentkid
    @TheGoodcontentkid 3 месяца назад +9

    As a German I can confirm our women are the best 😍

    • @antoniamenzel
      @antoniamenzel 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @TheGoodcontentkid
      @TheGoodcontentkid 2 месяца назад

      @ what??

    • @Gratindauphinois-26
      @Gratindauphinois-26 Месяц назад +1

      As a frenchman i confirm " dutch quality" .
      And i do not recommand the fancies but inneficients french productions 😂.

    • @alfredoelbombo3423
      @alfredoelbombo3423 29 дней назад +3

      Ja, liebe Nachbarn. Eure Frauen gehen schneller her als anderswo^^ schöne Grüße aus Österreich^^