*Jumps out a hot air ballon that drifted into a hostile nation that the US government had wiped off google maps, and was given a gun by a militant cartel leader and fought his way out of the country and got home.* -Ahhhhhhhhhh baby chicks xC
Matt, weird question but what is your blood type? I'm getting you the patch we wear on our plate carriers. +everyone please like this so he can see it+
So??Using a word doesn't make it dangerous, for all one knows it could have fireworks in it,lol,why do people make something out of nothing?Kinda like the snowflake accusing a legless Vet working for the border patrol of having a Nazi tattoo when it was his company..some people need to get a life
The girls first dates he'd be sitting at the table cleaning his entire gun collection. Now young man her ass is home at 9:00 p.m. or when you do get her home I start introducing you to all my guns, starting with a 9mm working up to all 3 of my 50 cals. 😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Steeve P Oh no, I can tell perfectly fine that he's joking. I am just saying just look into him. It was obvious he was exaggerating in this video. Don't be a idiot.
Dr. Matt - fixes air compressors, fixes kitties, fixes doggos, fixes houses. Good job, Dr. Matt! Nick - dropping bad guys, laying down cover, general tough guy...until he has to pick up a baby bird. Thank you, Nick, for the laughs!
Yeah, they just get in a pair of cargo vans and follows him around when he drives the thing just waiting for it to break down. Once it does you'll see eight peeps jump out in Demolitia shirts and swarms the vehicle.
123 456 wel, i didnt mean it as secondary like in pistol or something. But they just walk around with a carbine and when they sit down the grab je sniper pop some shots and grab the carbine again
Not in NATO standards… Sniper in our groups as main carry have trg22 and/or alex338 while their secondary is smg or pistol(depends who is more comfortable with). There is their partner job to carry proper carbine
if you buy purple spray at your local animal store and spray it on the bits that dont have feathers and it is supposed to stop the chickens pecking other chickens as it is quite sour to them and they dont like it that should work i had that problem were one chicken was pecking the otherones feathers and it worked and it has never happened again
I believe he has one as I’ve seen it. I dont know what the name is because it was back when he was first on Demo Ranch. If you go back to that video he was talking to people in the comments.
Congrats on fixing the compressor. I know that feelings. Its a great feeling of accomplishment. Its those little things that make my day, sometimes even my week. Almost as good as finding a great deal on a gun. I bought a new revolver for almost half price and once an AR15 for half as well, both new. People didn't price right or didn't know what they had. Either case, I won and it felt amazing.
James Cockerham thankyou! I was wondering how Humvee was spelt. Living outside the US, it's not something talked about or written down often. We always just call them hummers and I can spell that lol.
Which part do you think is illegal? I assure you that it's not illegal to shoot your own chicken in Texas. He'd probably get arrested for telling those jokes sooner than he'd get arrested for shooting the chicken.
Floyd M Smith depending on the state. There are laws that restrict how you slaughter your animals. I don't have sources youd have to look it up. They dictate some things as unessary and outlaw it because they think it's inhumane. I think it's fine. The chicken wouldn't feel anything, and I'm not saying for sure that's a law, just that I've heard of some similar.
Most MI don't tell the full truth for secretive reasons, makes the story less believable, then you don't know if they really had anything to do with it.
Shane Donaghy I was gonna make a comment on it but I wanted to see if there was one already. I’m guessing if your part of the Demolitia for a while you know he has a grenade launcher.
Hey Nick--as an older lady, I thought I'd let you know that, now that you've accomplished this, you'll be a total chick magnet! buh-duh-dum-TISH!!!! LOL, I'll let myself out...
You should make an off the ranch shirt that says, "do something today that will make you better tomorrow" or what ever that saying you say all of the time.
nick: i fear no man, but that thing
baby chick: exists
nick: it scares me
J bomb Conner what
If birds were bigger you would have right to be terrified. Those things are vicious monsters.
ya'll both use TF2 refrences lol
D
I'm the 1000th like
FBI: “nick stop giving up details for secret missions”
Nate: “so this time...”
Story Jedi who is Nate?
call me qt auto correct
@@callmeqt1269 either Typo error or he's talking about Diaz brothers.
Woah! 😂 I'm little worried now on Nicholas lol 🤣
Why would the FBI care?
Nick: Kills 33 people while deployed
Also Nick: Afraid to hold a chick
He killed much more than that, 33 was a killstreak in one run
Not a chicken but it was a chick
@@rippingitallday735 lmao yeah
@@lehaidang2602 Yea he killed like 700 people. Everyone knows that.
My mother also has a fear of baby chickens.
"if you ever meet an antarctican, run"
-nick
It’s because we only have 3 bars on the continent, and penguins steal your sanity.
@@willhutto5458 lol yall are terrorized by penguins 🐧?
He's not lying, you guys don't know what is in Antarctica. Do some research and learn something.....
@@doctorsquirts3643 chill...
@Michael Clay you sure you really wanna know
Jumps out of airplane, yea sure.
Holds a harmless baby chick,YEA NO
Lol
Boredom Expired right? 😂
Hahaha and he couldn't even hold it! Just barely able to pick it up!. Nick seems like heis one of the coolest people alive though
@@andrewgrulke7476 I agree.
"Their little feet are freakin' me out." 🐤🐤😂😂
They're tiny aliens
I was scrolling through the comments and landed on yours at the exact same time as Nick said it!
@@gcm747 😂😂
LSD-Rick B-172 more like tiny dinosaurs
Lol
Bullets? No problem.
Death? No problem.
War? No problem.
Little chicks? Nope
Lol
Irving surprised me today!!!
301 likes ima savage
*Jumps out a hot air ballon that drifted into a hostile nation that the US government had wiped off google maps, and was given a gun by a militant cartel leader and fought his way out of the country and got home.*
-Ahhhhhhhhhh baby chicks xC
@@Loui12333 xD*
Nick's funny, always a good watch when he's involved.
Matt, weird question but what is your blood type? I'm getting you the patch we wear on our plate carriers. +everyone please like this so he can see it+
Do it matt!
Great Idea! Do it buddy!
lucas reichenberger Matt has a rare blood type. It's "Gunpowder Positive".
lucas reichenberger I don't know if any combat service members that wear their blood type except for SOF usually. Which unit are you with?
his blood type is freedom
I love how they became such good friends. I still remember when they shot an engine.
Me too! Really cool they became such good friends
You can get a helicopter communication headset system to hook up to a radio, and talk to your family easier. In the Humvee.
Yeah he should
R u excited for infinite?
Found my Halo nerds :)
His son looks exactly like him.
Ikr kinda freaky
A Ghost. Yea pretty sure all kids look like there parents
The daughter looks like mer
He does :D
I said the same thing!
Need to have Nick on more often! My favorite guest on this channel
3:59, everyone just casually ignores the fact that there's a box labeled grenades... I would expect nothing less. 😄
Jane Budzien no there isn't
Its more funny how did you see it lol
So??Using a word doesn't make it dangerous, for all one knows it could have fireworks in it,lol,why do people make something out of nothing?Kinda like the snowflake accusing a legless Vet working for the border patrol of having a Nazi tattoo when it was his company..some people need to get a life
@@the8thsaint305 If you watch further videos you will see it's used to launch GOLF BALLS....enuff said....Have a great day!!!!!!
@@amygwenn4220 do you know what a grenade is, you don't sound like you do.
0:04 = mini matt, looks SO much like him
Alexis Astrie yeah 😄😉
can't deny it's his son :D
Ya
Alexis Astrie Oh my GOSH!
Alexis Astrie wouldn't linc be annie's twin?
Matt your kids have the coolest dad ever.
I naver touched Mare... this is how rumors start buddy...sussshhh
Love the box that is labeled “grenades” in your workshop 😂
good luck to the guy that dates his daughter
The girls first dates he'd be sitting at the table cleaning his entire gun collection. Now young man her ass is home at 9:00 p.m. or when you do get her home I start introducing you to all my guns, starting with a 9mm working up to all 3 of my 50 cals. 😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@mattburns7182 nah, gotta start with the .22 always start with a .22 when penetration testing...😂
@@zragevii4705 👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
Lol
When a military veteran starts saying "When I was in..." You know it's gonna be good
地獄Flink "and one time, at base camp..."
Just be prepared for a lot of bullshit.
BTDT_Chino yes ik.. he seems to be valor stealing.. it really sound like bullshit
That's not true at all. Example: "When I was in Walgreens, I bought hemorrhoid cream".
100nitrog Depends on the person man, that might just be very entertaining or interesting to some people 🤷♂️
16:46 he has such a genuine smile on his face. Makes me so happy he can smile after all he’s been through🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
THroughsusususs
Imagine the robbers face if he broke into Matts house and Matt came with the Barrett
Carter Moxley that would be awesome
*robber be like:o shit*
He would probably be like OH SHIT, IMA DIE TODAY 😳😳😳
Or one of his millions of AR'S
@@mattburns7182 Mossberg shockwave
how about setting up a sniper shoot off between reaper and lunkers
adrian cooper yesssssss
Yesssssssssssssssssss
That’s an AWESOME idea
Seems like Matt is hanging out with Nick aka Reaper a lot lately. He's a true American hero. Perfect guy for Matt to hang out with.
Pucks4Fun 2 he does over exaggerate
Jess Payne Oh please explain, how would you know what war is like?
Or maybe you just can't tell when he's clearly joking
Steeve P Oh no, I can tell perfectly fine that he's joking. I am just saying just look into him. It was obvious he was exaggerating in this video. Don't be a idiot.
Nick is a true American hero. Thank you for your service brother.
YEEEES NICK IS BACK !
And telling us about his classified op fighting the Goa'uld in Antarctica.
Monster Pumpkin YESSSSSS
Brotp.
Sorry to say this but nick is biggest bullshitter alive
How the f did an rpg hit a hot airbaloon idk it doesn't seem right
casual gamer your mom doesn't seems right. Ohhhhhhhhhh. Just kidding, pls don't hurt me
Did anyone see that he has a box named grenades on the shelf in his work shop
Nick Pedersen yes I came here to say this
When?
@@renzo257 5:38
I read this comment looked up and there it was perfect timing
Yep
Dropped off at school with a Humvee
SecretAgentJay only in Texas
Nah, I got dropped off at school in a Humvee in North Carolina, friend's father had bought one back in the 90's.
SecretAgentJay XD military escort.
nah dude get a armored personel carrier. thats the true murica way.
What would top that is getting dropped off in an mrap
I like how when he asked them how it was at @1:59, they both responded by nodding😂
At 3:58 who noticed a box that says "Grenades"
JosiahTheAmazingxD oh damn on the top left
JosiahTheAmazingxD I did
JosiahTheAmazingxD me
Probably for his launcher
3:08
I feel like you inspired the making of Far cry 5
Rkects that's just America
Yessss
Only Youuuu
I just noticed that
too bad that game is trash
Dr. Matt - fixes air compressors, fixes kitties, fixes doggos, fixes houses. Good job, Dr. Matt!
Nick - dropping bad guys, laying down cover, general tough guy...until he has to pick up a baby bird. Thank you, Nick, for the laughs!
Imagine getting dropped off at school in a Humvee tho
That would be awesome a HUMVEE or a tank would get me some weird looks and turn a lot of heads
Coolest kids in school, no doubt.
@@obsidianthurisaz5106 can confirm, no one noticed
That’s Matt for you🤣
Nick trying to pick up the chicks 😂😂
That was the most precious thing I've ever seen!
Leanna Hernandez that was funny xD
Leanna Hernandez 😂😂
the grin on Annie's face when you said "maybe we should check the humvee" made my day
Ya... my wife has the same reaction to my jokes😒.. hillarious puns and i just get that look...
#DadJokesAreFunny
You have a wife?
Demo ranch shoot a filled up air compressor with the 50 bmg. It would be awesome
Me and a buddy shot a full divers airtank with a 30-06, now that was awesome B)
That would make one hell of a bang
I’m down for that
I love when matt explains random shit about things it is much enjoyable
Fighting the Water Benders in Antarctica. Not Antarcticans...fools 15:20 (story time)
Dropping your kids off at school in a Humvee is the most American thing i have ever seen
Under rated comment. Ignore the fact I reply in 2021
this is why we love Nick, he stays true to himself and always humble
Killin’ taliban with the Slav squat. Nice!
edguiterrez CHEEKI BREEKI
Issss Boris!
Matt, y’all need to find an ex service man mechanic and hire them as a full time ranch/warehouse/office/Humvee repairman
what are you talking about, matt is a doctor. he can fix everything
That's a cool idea but Matt said he likes to fix his cars himself. Like a hobby of his.
jay west either that or steal builder Brian from Mr. Atwood.
jay west Yes....a Humvee pit Crew...if you will.
Yeah, they just get in a pair of cargo vans and follows him around when he drives the thing just waiting for it to break down. Once it does you'll see eight peeps jump out in Demolitia shirts and swarms the vehicle.
i just love that Matt had a box labeled "GRENADES" in his garage at 3:59 like that's such a Matt thing to do lmao
Nicks awesome. It's so good that he's come out and thrived. He deserves all the positive things in his life.
As a sniper his job is not to train for hand to hand chick combat but to shoot it from a mile away. He gets a pass this time.
JA RODRIGUEZ not exactly, the sniper is actualy there secondary weapen. If im not mistaken ofcourse
Jelte Hoekstra not necessarily the secondary but not used as much as the carbine.
Sniper teams mainly serve as scouts.
123 456 wel, i didnt mean it as secondary like in pistol or something. But they just walk around with a carbine and when they sit down the grab je sniper pop some shots and grab the carbine again
Not in NATO standards…
Sniper in our groups as main carry have trg22 and/or alex338 while their secondary is smg or pistol(depends who is more comfortable with).
There is their partner job to carry proper carbine
“Meredith picked up some new chicks.”
Me: Oh no please no!
Yeah, that is what I thought. "Did you leave any for me?"
Special Forces Nick edition shirt ..."Its hard to be good with the chicks"
Naturally with an image of a baby chicken
This guy makes me wanna change my whole life around
baby chicken takes down military sniper! Good stuff!
Holy cow Matt, you need a 2nd monitor, it'd be so much better especially if you're using that to edit and such. Like so he sees this!!
Takes his kids to school in an armoured, military vehicle, america much?
TheShortTrooper 12 Not armored.
no armor buddy
TheShortTrooper 12 İ think ive found a fellow canadian eh?!
Safety first
Fuck yea!
Nick: telling stories of his secret missions
My cousint: showing photos of him and his squad
What do you mean? Nicks got plenty of pics of him in Iraq and Afghanistan with his boys...he actually is a sniper and a damn good one...
@@eastcoastitalian8758 I think he means that his cousin only shows him stuff but never really tells him about it.
I would be curious to see Nick and Lunkers sit down to talk.
Matt the motivator! “Just go for it” best advice ever.
if you buy purple spray at your local animal store and spray it on the bits that dont have feathers and it is supposed to stop the chickens pecking other chickens as it is quite sour to them and they dont like it that should work i had that problem were one chicken was pecking the otherones feathers and it worked and it has never happened again
Nick you Rock thank you for your Service keeping America Safe 🙏
Nick needs an own RUclips channel!!!
I believe he has one as I’ve seen it. I dont know what the name is because it was back when he was first on Demo Ranch. If you go back to that video he was talking to people in the comments.
Just went and looked and his RUclips channel is Reaper 33
Go watch the videos on Reaper33 and encourage him to upload more! 😃
After his life of destroying things he finally fixed something
Vet Ranch
Yeah
Switched class
If you punch a chicken really hard in the butt, does it lay a scrambled egg?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂no,,,,,,,
Lol, probabaly
😂😂😂😂Idk
brandon2076 I hope so...........
Oh man, this get recommended to me in 2021, and I just realized how fast Matt's kids are growing.
Other youtubers: i want a really nice car
Matt: I got a humvee!
Addapp that is a nice car idk what you mean
Yeah
Congrats on fixing the compressor. I know that feelings. Its a great feeling of accomplishment. Its those little things that make my day, sometimes even my week. Almost as good as finding a great deal on a gun. I bought a new revolver for almost half price and once an AR15 for half as well, both new. People didn't price right or didn't know what they had. Either case, I won and it felt amazing.
i loved his reaction when he fixed the air compressor XD
Gracie Mccall Image his reaction to a twin cylinder compressor, I think the world would stop rotating for a brief moment
The sad part is, Harbor Freight prob would have replaced it no problem
Gracie Mccall he's such a boy
Ä
He was way more southern for a brief moment! ; )
Matt is such a great dad. Taking his kids to school in a humvee. So cool.
Matt you need a motorcycle.. its the only way to top the humvee and kit car
James Cockerham thankyou! I was wondering how Humvee was spelt. Living outside the US, it's not something talked about or written down often. We always just call them hummers and I can spell that lol.
He'd probably also call the motorcycle a 'car'.
Wormwood bush
'Humvee' isnt really a word. it's HMMWV ( High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle ) which is spoken like 'Humvee'
Or a can am or 4 wheeler
DONT TELL MERE
"ask mom if we can" xD!! SO PRECIOUS! Also love Nick in these!!
New intro looks awesome!
Your son looks exactly like you Matt.
Air compressor: _turns on_
Captions: *music*
50 cal vs white chicken? 🍗
I like Guns next episode how to cook a homegrown chicken
I don't think that's legal. But he could eat it, which is what I'd do good meat.
That's racist!
Which part do you think is illegal? I assure you that it's not illegal to shoot your own chicken in Texas. He'd probably get arrested for telling those jokes sooner than he'd get arrested for shooting the chicken.
Floyd M Smith depending on the state. There are laws that restrict how you slaughter your animals. I don't have sources youd have to look it up. They dictate some things as unessary and outlaw it because they think it's inhumane. I think it's fine. The chicken wouldn't feel anything, and I'm not saying for sure that's a law, just that I've heard of some similar.
You need to introduce Nick to the white "Long Horn" chicken. Tell him it will be growing the horns soon.
6:00 "A piston that goes up and down in this black part"
...
Houston we have a problem, the white chicken is a cannibal.
5:33 is the sound of the humvee starting then blowing up
Underrated lmao
lmao
"Futuristic weapons in Antarctica"!!!!!! What you mean fam
Most MI don't tell the full truth for secretive reasons, makes the story less believable, then you don't know if they really had anything to do with it.
That's legit. A fellow Weatherford Texan shouted out in the video.
Grew up there and enjoyed being on the edge of DFW
3:43 box for grenades Matt??
Lol good eyes....
Grenades is what sparked the WACO stand off in the 90s ... Maybe Matt will have a stand off with the ATF.. lol I'll support Matt
I was thinking the same thing
Glad im not the only one who saw that.
Shane Donaghy I was gonna make a comment on it but I wanted to see if there was one already. I’m guessing if your part of the Demolitia for a while you know he has a grenade launcher.
I just realized that the back “wall” of the Humvee is actually just some fabric locked down
I heard that Antarctica has oil, Its time for reven- i mean freedom and liberation.
My boy started sweating as soon as the word "chick" was said
Hi Kratos how are you doing
@@anubisthepuppeteer3417 I am fine boy. How about yourself
. Bruh
@@kratosgodofwar2976 fine thank you for asking
Nick, Lunkers, and Dakota Meyer should all get together and do a Demo Ranch episode. Like so Matt can see!
Cheers to your correct use of hypotheses. You are a man of science despite your shenanigans.
Well Matt i wouldn't wear a red t shirt in front of Nick. His horns at 20:09 are huge!!
Rebuilt several. Didn't think I could on the first one. It's still pushing air singe the rebuild ten years ago. Good job!
Did anyone else notice the box above Matt at 4:00 that's labeled "grenades"
Cocky Comments does he have one?
trials_bike2000 yes,
trials_bike2000 also a floating cooler
Is it me or does anyone else love how his kids look like a tiny version of Matt 😂like it’s amazing 😂
Little versions of him and Mere, I love it
Hey Nick--as an older lady, I thought I'd let you know that, now that you've accomplished this, you'll be a total chick magnet!
buh-duh-dum-TISH!!!! LOL, I'll let myself out...
That's a case
12:41 reminds me of my first car crash with the happy music playing on the radio.
I have never been in a car crash actually
You should make an off the ranch shirt that says, "do something today that will make you better tomorrow" or what ever that saying you say all of the time.
15:29 I was too focus'ed on the big ass ruler behind him
Hey Matt Please PLEASE please can we as your (loyal) fans have a "#don'ttellMere" shirt?!!? (Attempt 2)
That would be cool
But then she'd know cause of photo shoots~
its in the making
That's a good idea
4:05 Casually has box with grenades written on it.
Big army sniper that shoots people scared to pick up a tiny little chick wtf 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌
He’s probably just faking it like his “stories”
@@gasolean5114 keep thinking that
@@gasolean5114 I think that sometimes butncsnt be true
@@gasolean5114 His stories are true xD
e m o j i 🅱️💯😤😂💯💯💯👌🏻🤚🏻🖐🏻💩🍆💦🍑👅😤😤😤
Were battling polerbears with ak47s in Antarctica
Matt loved your vlog today .
🇺🇸.
"... That's the mean one..."
I actually laughed when you made the joke about the chickens😂😂😂
Hunter O It took a minute for me to get the fowl play one
(Foghorn Leghorn voice) I say I say... you having white chicken for dinner yet or nah?
You know you've been looking for an excuse for a long time ;)
At least someone here knows the Foghorn Leghorn!
were not all that young.
Its Neight white chicken and dumplings by now!
Its Neight when he said Leghorn I thought “what? No clip of a classic cartoon!? C’mon!”
Its Neight I
Nick is a back hes a BOSS #SALUTETONICK
So much love and respect for Nick