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  • Опубликовано: 5 апр 2024
  • Andrew Schulz is a stand-up comic, actor, and podcaster. He's the host of the "Flagrant" podcast with Akaash Singh, and the "Brilliant Idiots" podcast with Charlamagne Tha God. His latest special, "Infamous," is available on RUclips.
    www.theandrewschulz.com

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @jaydontez5733
    @jaydontez5733 Месяц назад +4153

    Andrew looks like he went to do a show in Germany then escaped to Argentina…

    • @dgnoel4180
      @dgnoel4180 Месяц назад +78

      As a dentist

    • @Skaol
      @Skaol Месяц назад +44

      Beautiful comment , very original 😂

    • @JayG809
      @JayG809 Месяц назад +13

      😆😆😂😂😂

    • @JayG809
      @JayG809 Месяц назад +3

      Pretty much!!

    • @k4yser
      @k4yser Месяц назад +15

      only because he was looking for germans and couldnt find them in germany.

  • @Your_Conscience.
    @Your_Conscience. Месяц назад +6768

    Guests like him make me appreciate the comment section being back.

    • @trhtkify
      @trhtkify Месяц назад +212

      He is the type of guy that should be forced to look at the comment section first thing in the morning every day for the rest of his life

    • @deeznuts3472
      @deeznuts3472 Месяц назад +24

      @@trhtkify lmfao

    • @Fred131_
      @Fred131_ Месяц назад

      @@trhtkifylmaoo u thinking he gives a fuck about what u virgins think is hilarious

    • @Bartgoeschurch
      @Bartgoeschurch Месяц назад +13

      👍

    • @Queef_Alot_Records
      @Queef_Alot_Records Месяц назад +19

      Yeah whining is always the answer

  • @philshamrock
    @philshamrock Месяц назад +308

    Andrew Schultz looks like a hot dog salesman from the vaudeville era

    • @mf80beats
      @mf80beats 27 дней назад +5

      this is the bebst one hahahaha

    • @joshparris9675
      @joshparris9675 26 дней назад +3

      Really really funny. Holy shit

    • @johnblanchett9691
      @johnblanchett9691 21 день назад +1

      Ha Ha Ha ..... "Carny folk, small hands, smells like cabbage....."

    • @FatYokel
      @FatYokel 21 день назад

      Too accurate lol

  • @yaimcjsdad
    @yaimcjsdad Месяц назад +220

    I finished the whole thing and it was so funny… The comment section. Not the podcast.

  • @schmitz4206
    @schmitz4206 Месяц назад +4491

    Andrews the kind of guy to ask your girlfriend if everything's ok between you two when you're not around

    • @raiders18dr
      @raiders18dr Месяц назад +235

      Bro this is the most accurate comment lol

    • @senseiii3986
      @senseiii3986 Месяц назад +40

      😂😂

    • @bonezbonez992
      @bonezbonez992 Месяц назад +43

      Yoooooo 💀

    • @imell372
      @imell372 Месяц назад +47

      Wait this is so accurate lmaaooo

    • @flash2k807
      @flash2k807 Месяц назад +13

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @HoldenCoughfield
    @HoldenCoughfield 2 месяца назад +7486

    Andrew is the exact type of guy that thinks comedians are modern day philoosphers

    • @greenpilltheory6649
      @greenpilltheory6649 Месяц назад +284

      They're not?

    • @greenpilltheory6649
      @greenpilltheory6649 Месяц назад +325

      @@s133p3r0 Well crafted stuff can't be replaced.

    • @irrelevantideology9640
      @irrelevantideology9640 Месяц назад +207

      I mean a few of them definitely are.

    • @dpclerks09
      @dpclerks09 Месяц назад +65

      This reminds me of that tragedy...

    • @coltenmoore1983
      @coltenmoore1983 Месяц назад +40

      Philosopher isn’t the same thing as profit. There can be comedians who have a good message. Bo Burnham

  • @GUITARTIME2024
    @GUITARTIME2024 22 дня назад +40

    Andrews got that "day before the Crash of 1929" haircut.

  • @everydayguy4161
    @everydayguy4161 Месяц назад +33

    Andrew is the type of guy to get out of the shower to take a piss.

  • @mattorlando415
    @mattorlando415 Месяц назад +4708

    Andrew is the type of guy who finishes your sentence and now that's his idea.

    • @InbalGoldbe
      @InbalGoldbe Месяц назад +108

      lmao actually a good observation

    • @spasticnutcase
      @spasticnutcase Месяц назад

      "First comedian to put his shit on RUclips" he figured out the code guys 😂

    • @JohnDoe-wd8rs
      @JohnDoe-wd8rs Месяц назад +39

      Absolutely, dude is a chameleon, he’s good at marketing 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @norcalrider1334
      @norcalrider1334 Месяц назад +30

      I read this comment right as he finished Joe's sentence...🤣🤣

    • @thuhbee
      @thuhbee Месяц назад +4

      ​@@norcalrider1334same lol

  • @raulf8829
    @raulf8829 Месяц назад +2332

    Andrews barber is also a comedian

    • @cupperdigger3494
      @cupperdigger3494 Месяц назад +31

      🤣

    • @71sc502
      @71sc502 Месяц назад +17

      Also? Andrew isnt a comedian. Atleast not a good one

    • @peepeepoopoo2749
      @peepeepoopoo2749 Месяц назад

      @@71sc502”he’s not a comedian because he hurt my feelings😡 I don’t care if he regularly sells out arenas.”

    • @domferretti
      @domferretti Месяц назад +16

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @aquastu
      @aquastu Месяц назад +3

      Lmfao😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stevenschwander5990
    @stevenschwander5990 Месяц назад +33

    the word "yeah" was said 10,000 times during this episode lol

  • @russhyn
    @russhyn Месяц назад +51

    Andrew is the type of guy that gets his fashion inspiration from Kramer!

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 Месяц назад +5387

    Andrew's mustache isn't allowed within 500 feet of a school.

    • @chicochico1012
      @chicochico1012 Месяц назад +47

      This is the 🏆

    • @AB-wg7qe
      @AB-wg7qe Месяц назад +23

      Joke of the comment section! Well done🎉

    • @chatboxchatbox4394
      @chatboxchatbox4394 Месяц назад

      Molestache 100%

    • @tomstone5110
      @tomstone5110 Месяц назад +24

      Or a drug deal

    • @bigvanpapi
      @bigvanpapi Месяц назад

      I bet his upper lip smells like those underground tunnels 😉 🕎

  • @realitysosubtle2746
    @realitysosubtle2746 Месяц назад +1684

    Andrew is still auditioning for 'inglorious basterds'.

    • @John.Kramer
      @John.Kramer Месяц назад +7

      Bad ass movie, and he nailed the look.
      How's it feel to hate? Just curious?

    • @Nebx1989
      @Nebx1989 Месяц назад

      ​@@John.KramerHow does Schulz's taint taste?

    • @chrisl3590
      @chrisl3590 Месяц назад +59

      ​@@John.Kramerhow's it feel to not know what a joke is?

    • @John.Kramer
      @John.Kramer Месяц назад +8

      @@chrisl3590 it feels good

    • @SteaminPile
      @SteaminPile Месяц назад +1

      YES, i was wondering the same!!!!

  • @nicventer
    @nicventer Месяц назад +47

    Fell asleep watching RUclips. Woke up while this was playing cuz my sleeping brain couldn't handle the stupidity anymore.

    • @user-el3jr9he7c
      @user-el3jr9he7c 23 дня назад

      Same lol 😆. Woke up thinking, "Who is this conceited idiot?" and turned this shit off. This comment section is spot on.

    • @xiv-edith
      @xiv-edith 16 дней назад +2

      hey thats the same way I woke up

    • @DerickFranks
      @DerickFranks 10 дней назад +2

      I just did the same thing. Now the comment section has me rolling.

    • @bocameron4507
      @bocameron4507 6 дней назад +2

      Just did that too

    • @Mdautkreix
      @Mdautkreix 4 дня назад

      Holy sh*t no lie, same here 🤣

  • @OnceUponReddit
    @OnceUponReddit Месяц назад +26

    Andrews the kind of guy to not say a word to chick and then brag about how "he totally could have had her"

  • @tracemiller1519
    @tracemiller1519 Месяц назад +1278

    Andrew is the kind of guy that wouldn’t tell the group he got bit by a zombie.

    • @GanjaKingB
      @GanjaKingB Месяц назад +35

      God damn that’s funny

    • @Nova.cannabisclub
      @Nova.cannabisclub Месяц назад +12

      he looks like the guy in kids movies who would try and catch the kids and make them go back to school.

    • @Bdragon50
      @Bdragon50 Месяц назад +9

      Until someone else gets infected and he can be recognized as the byproduct lol

    • @0809DublinMarcali
      @0809DublinMarcali Месяц назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍

    • @theeendo3677
      @theeendo3677 Месяц назад +5

      I always hate that person in the movie 😠

  • @vinaylalith7583
    @vinaylalith7583 Месяц назад +868

    Andrew is the kind of guy your girlfriend tells you not to worry about and you actually have nothing to worry about.

  • @camilordofficial
    @camilordofficial 25 дней назад +10

    Andrew not interrupting and saying 'let me get this out first' to his crew is refreshing

  • @yaimcjsdad
    @yaimcjsdad Месяц назад +27

    I’m so thankful for the comments. It’s hard to even hate watch this one.

  • @PatrickRambles
    @PatrickRambles Месяц назад +2808

    Andrew Schultz is the type of guy that wakes up his family to let them know he's going to sleep.

    • @Darth-Shadow
      @Darth-Shadow Месяц назад

      These Neil Degrasse Tyson memes don't even work here. Clown

    • @climatixseuche
      @climatixseuche Месяц назад +20

      fact!

    • @vladrileynavilys
      @vladrileynavilys Месяц назад +9

      funny there are other randomers in the comments saying this exact same thing.

    • @a-damthemansixtynan4463
      @a-damthemansixtynan4463 Месяц назад +11

      Great joke I’ve already heard from another person who is funnier than you. Did you not catch the Mencia bit?

    • @Detr1mental
      @Detr1mental Месяц назад

      Andrew is the type of guy to slap his own ass during sex

  • @dieselbaby
    @dieselbaby Месяц назад +1548

    Timestamp guy, who stood strong through two thousand, one hundred and thirty one previous episodes of the Joe Rogan Experience, saw that for JRE 2132 it was almost 4 hours of Andrew Schulz and decided "nope, I can't do it" and quit

    • @ElGordo2497
      @ElGordo2497 Месяц назад +98

      Everybody has a limit

    • @randomBBL
      @randomBBL Месяц назад +65

      Joe has become unwatchable, he took the money and by taking that money, he isn't allowed to talk about important issues anymore. He should give Eddie Bravo all the money because that's why he got that money. Those fight companions exposed a lot of their shit to a wide audience. They gave Joe a ton of money to make sure those didn't happen again.

    • @lucabrasi8420
      @lucabrasi8420 Месяц назад +9

      ​@randomBBL or was it the fact callen was waiting to see the outcome of the allegations against him ?.
      Or the fact schsub had started doing his own on tfatk ?.
      Seems like your just making spurious claims.

    • @pagetwentyone
      @pagetwentyone Месяц назад +2

      🤣

    • @notserpyelknib6405
      @notserpyelknib6405 Месяц назад +12

      ​@@randomBBL😂😂😂😂 CLOWN!!!!

  • @kuljitt5254
    @kuljitt5254 12 дней назад +5

    Joe calling the MVP of a league the VIP is hilarious 😂😂

  • @tylerdurden9748
    @tylerdurden9748 Месяц назад +6

    I don't need a vacation because my life is awesome - Joe Rogan

  • @Vinfunko
    @Vinfunko Месяц назад +704

    I’m gonna tell my kids this was Brendan Schaub

  • @DeuceDawg12
    @DeuceDawg12 Месяц назад +1006

    How did this comment section become the roast of Andrew Shultz 😂😂😂😂

    • @ll4680
      @ll4680 Месяц назад +48

      Because he’s insufferable by charging people to see his new special then releasing it for free on RUclips a few weeks later 😂!

    • @jasonxoc
      @jasonxoc Месяц назад +24

      He stomps down other people to elevate himself. Calls others fake while only saying what he thinks he SHOULD say rather than his own thoughts. His thumbs used to have more than just him from flagrant. I wouldn’t hang out with that guy if you paid me. Receipts: Podcasts with DJ Akademiks he never lets the guest talk. Full send podcast and Whitney Cummings he tries to confront them on really petty shit to make himself look good. Shane Gillis podcasts, he tries to dominate shane and shane even says “Every time i come on this podcast!”. Podcast with Paul Logan he tries to dominate him in a wierd way. Dude, hes really hard to watch and listen to now. He made the mistake of listening to the dumb shit fans say to celebrities; so as a consequence he has morphed into a very irritating human.

    • @user-qz9wm8kt7n
      @user-qz9wm8kt7n Месяц назад +2

      Seriously wtf

    • @tx5918
      @tx5918 Месяц назад +5

      Y'all may have watched more of Andrew than me, but why do you think this? Why do yall think he's a pos that uses ppl?

    • @whitegoodman7465
      @whitegoodman7465 Месяц назад

      Why tf did anyone like any of these douchebag comedians from the start..

  • @joshuaboyd457
    @joshuaboyd457 Месяц назад +9

    Andrew's the type of guy to cosplay as a peaker blinder.

  • @GUITARTIME2024
    @GUITARTIME2024 22 дня назад +5

    Andrew looks like the driver of the first tank.

  • @steadyshakey6599
    @steadyshakey6599 Месяц назад +1255

    If Andrew did a naked hand stand he would look exactly the same.

  • @512adms7
    @512adms7 2 месяца назад +2047

    3 mins in and he has already had 2 fake Shultz epiphanies 😂

    • @beansdestroyer
      @beansdestroyer 2 месяца назад +197

      shane gillis roasting his fake ass epiphanies was great, im surprised he still does it

    • @anne_frank_
      @anne_frank_ Месяц назад +12

      @@beansdestroyerWhere can I find that?

    • @alcaholic9559
      @alcaholic9559 Месяц назад +21

      Yeah he sucks

    • @CoolAdam247
      @CoolAdam247 Месяц назад +65

      ​@@anne_frank_at Shane's recent appearance on the flagrant podcast.
      Shane annihilated him 😂

    • @anne_frank_
      @anne_frank_ Месяц назад +11

      @@CoolAdam247 Much obliged, Cool Adam 😎👍

  • @ToroDelSushi
    @ToroDelSushi 9 дней назад +2

    3:28:14 the fact they were both thinking this and said it outloud is priceless 🤣

  • @adr244_kr7
    @adr244_kr7 Месяц назад +5

    Schulz calling himself an "empath" with his friends might be his best bit yet

  • @Lostenoch
    @Lostenoch Месяц назад +1259

    Laughed more reading the comments than watching the pod. 😂😂😂

    • @Spoiledstoic
      @Spoiledstoic Месяц назад

      Fr

    • @jeromes6938
      @jeromes6938 Месяц назад +11

      man this comment section turns spiritual

    • @ds7335
      @ds7335 Месяц назад +3

      Same

    • @FraserImageTV
      @FraserImageTV Месяц назад +3

      Dude I’m literally doing that as I type this ahahahhaha😂😂😂

    • @peepeepoopoo2749
      @peepeepoopoo2749 Месяц назад +10

      @@aaronrobinson5256This is the problem, you people rather tear a man down just to do it, rather than listen to anything he says. Your faith in humanity is restored because people are being bad people? Sounds about right

  • @portajohngalt
    @portajohngalt Месяц назад +2528

    "I'm an empath" - the worst girl you've ever met and also Schulz

    • @PurpleHazeVanNederlands
      @PurpleHazeVanNederlands Месяц назад +46

      I was immediately out

    • @christianminor-ov3pw
      @christianminor-ov3pw Месяц назад +1

      This idiot works at studying people and mimics isolated bits from their conversations and personalities. Totally NOT an empath!!

    • @garrettbaratheon567
      @garrettbaratheon567 Месяц назад +26

      Why is this so accurate

    • @leftypaws1131
      @leftypaws1131 Месяц назад +8

      😂

    • @nestorpylos84
      @nestorpylos84 Месяц назад +31

      He said he’s not a sociopath, he has empathy… do you know what that even means

  • @swat8634
    @swat8634 11 дней назад +2

    Why does Andrew genuinely look like he’s trying to go for a Adolf Hitler look

  • @omz3403
    @omz3403 Месяц назад +6

    The amount of times andrew said “yeah”is absolutely insane

  • @Frank7489
    @Frank7489 Месяц назад +849

    Schulz the type of guy to ask questions he thinks he already knows the answers to

    • @LEERG
      @LEERG Месяц назад +4

      Lettem cook 😂

    • @mikeburr114
      @mikeburr114 Месяц назад +11

      The alien shit really annoyed me bc shultz obviously already knew everything he was asking.

    • @juliocorrea2552
      @juliocorrea2552 Месяц назад +5

      He feeds Rogan lines he knows will trigger him into rants “you like had things” smh

    • @coltonlewellyn6534
      @coltonlewellyn6534 Месяц назад

      @@mikeburr114what's the problem with him making sure he's not on some dumb shit he's just seeing what other peoples opinions are. I don't get why every comment is hating on him I haven't ever seen Andrew schulz outside this episode though

    • @user-ze3kr7xy8s
      @user-ze3kr7xy8s Месяц назад

      That’s actually true😂😂

  • @thefunnywitch
    @thefunnywitch Месяц назад +9

    finally finished. i feel like someone just sold me a car I was already driving.

    • @pigeon4200
      @pigeon4200 Месяц назад

      😂

    • @thefunnywitch
      @thefunnywitch Месяц назад

      @@pigeon4200 don't get me wrong it's a GREAT car 😂🥰

    • @Jlainez602
      @Jlainez602 10 дней назад

      That's why stopped driving midway this pod...I mean listening....😂😂😂

  • @Jonathon10
    @Jonathon10 Месяц назад +9

    Laying here crying in my recliner reading these comments 😂 Andrew is turning into the most interesting man in the world

  • @raiders18dr
    @raiders18dr Месяц назад +1929

    Joe should have scheduled a black guy to come on half way through so we could have 2hr of white Schulz & 2hr of black Schulz

  • @oli.y
    @oli.y Месяц назад +772

    Wow the comments are so negative I thought that Bert was on 😂

    • @sh.osmanov6792
      @sh.osmanov6792 Месяц назад +31

      Two berts with one stone good on you!

    • @josiffexplosiff1
      @josiffexplosiff1 Месяц назад +15

      Just a lot of females

    • @Mossaab-kg3cj5hc5s
      @Mossaab-kg3cj5hc5s Месяц назад

      ​@@josiffexplosiff1hold on hold on hold on , let me slapp my knee real quick

    • @Wrenchfist_Studios
      @Wrenchfist_Studios Месяц назад +6

      Andrew brings out the best in Joe.

    • @KEKW-lc4xi
      @KEKW-lc4xi Месяц назад +20

      chat bots. has to be. He barely spoke in this podcast due to joe just steamrolling the conversation into things that he has said a million times before.

  • @rafaelrocha5626
    @rafaelrocha5626 Месяц назад +4

    Andrew looks like he is one bad day away from invanding Poland

  • @samnero387
    @samnero387 Месяц назад +30

    Andrew is a successful comedian. Let that sink in.

  • @discodan6172
    @discodan6172 Месяц назад +688

    Just coming here for the comments roasting both Andrew’s haircut and enormous ego😂

    • @Darth-Shadow
      @Darth-Shadow Месяц назад

      It's just white man crying about random stuff because they can't directly mention him calling out the daily wire

    • @moizkhxn
      @moizkhxn Месяц назад +6

      I don’t understand the ego thing. What’d he do?

    • @Darth-Shadow
      @Darth-Shadow Месяц назад +26

      @@moizkhxn The ego thing is just a general excuse they are using because they can't complain about him roasting their daddy ben shapiro

    • @ReyO0
      @ReyO0 Месяц назад

      ⁠@@Darth-ShadowNah it comes from how he acts on his own podcast and how he talks about things. No one cares about that Jew boy but you.

    • @SnakeyBlakey
      @SnakeyBlakey Месяц назад +9

      ​@@moizkhxnYou can't be serious? 😂

  • @kendalpowell1966
    @kendalpowell1966 Месяц назад +956

    Schulz character arc was amazing. From a likable, charismatic guy to someone I’d leave mid-conversation due to boredom and ego-driven narcissism.

    • @lowek7773
      @lowek7773 Месяц назад +35

      you'll just walk away from someone mid convo ?

    • @boredofthisnow
      @boredofthisnow Месяц назад +36

      When was he likable?

    • @DakkyDarno
      @DakkyDarno Месяц назад +37

      @@lowek7773 Dude, with some people, you just have to.

    • @lowek7773
      @lowek7773 Месяц назад +5

      @@DakkyDarno they gotta have me super fucked up to just walk away

    • @Tormentality
      @Tormentality Месяц назад +26

      what is your issue with the new Schulz? are you sure it's not you who has changed?

  • @taylortaylor6845
    @taylortaylor6845 Месяц назад +12

    Andrew Shultz is the kind of guy who tells you how insightful he is.

  • @topspot4834
    @topspot4834 Месяц назад +6

    Only a sociopath would call themself an empath.

  • @rayreese8924
    @rayreese8924 Месяц назад +881

    Damn the internet really flipped on this guy.

    • @chandradharyadav594
      @chandradharyadav594 Месяц назад +31

      Fr

    • @_Dovar_
      @_Dovar_ Месяц назад +130

      You thinks these are bots send by the Daily Wire?

    • @tylerkelsey2902
      @tylerkelsey2902 Месяц назад +122

      I really don’t get why to be honest I don’t think he’s really changed much other than his hair 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @nik07nik
      @nik07nik Месяц назад +133

      He did this to himself. Just took a while to notice. On the plus side he is speaking Caucasian today.

    • @jasonxoc
      @jasonxoc Месяц назад

      @@tylerkelsey2902This guy doesn’t need _any_ help to feel important. He’s an uber douche, i can’t watch his podcast anymore. Im here to see if joe tries to tell him to chill his ego the F out

  • @g.bizzy_
    @g.bizzy_ Месяц назад +365

    Andrew Schultz is the Andrew Schultz of comedy
    - Andrew Schultz

    • @BasedHyperborean
      @BasedHyperborean Месяц назад +12

      What does this “Andrew Schultz” fellow have to do with the guest of this episode, Andrew Schulz?

    • @velocirshtr3756
      @velocirshtr3756 Месяц назад +1

      Underrated

  • @NortiWhips
    @NortiWhips 16 дней назад +4

    Shultz looks like the kind of guy who escaped an L.A Noire scene to join the Catholic Church

  • @JoseMerar19
    @JoseMerar19 Месяц назад +4

    Schultz has become the new "The type of guy"...

  • @Xweapon9099
    @Xweapon9099 Месяц назад +126

    I aint even watching legit just scrolling scrolling for the roast😂😂

  • @719989
    @719989 Месяц назад +894

    Andrew’s morph into Gomez Addams is almost complete.

  • @siegethompson3194
    @siegethompson3194 Месяц назад +4

    Andrew Schulz looks like he has a panel van with a sign on the side that says “ice cream and naps”

  • @AGCYPrivy
    @AGCYPrivy Месяц назад +8

    I wonder if Andrew realizes he’s got the same haircut as dude from the Zone of Interest, the commander of Auschwitz 😭

    • @EChino92
      @EChino92 10 дней назад

      😂⚰️

    • @Jlainez602
      @Jlainez602 10 дней назад

      Tell me you're a Gestapo, by not really telling me you want to look like a Gestapo..
      But with a YMCA mustache.

  • @hollyl.shelly1225
    @hollyl.shelly1225 Месяц назад +721

    I'm here for the Roast of Andrew Schultz.

    • @user-el5hm8ij1b
      @user-el5hm8ij1b Месяц назад +13

      I hate him more than anyone ….. including all fictional characters

    • @TRANSWOMENAREMEN1776
      @TRANSWOMENAREMEN1776 Месяц назад

      ​@@user-el5hm8ij1b more than Biden?

    • @dannyj7618
      @dannyj7618 Месяц назад +3

      Fuck ye - me too. I dont hate the guy - but at somepoint I did start to dislike him, I cant put my finger on why.

    • @TRANSWOMENAREMEN1776
      @TRANSWOMENAREMEN1776 Месяц назад +2

      More than Biden?

    • @jamiehall-hanlon3104
      @jamiehall-hanlon3104 Месяц назад

      I’m so glad everyone sees how much of a dick head he is now.

  • @tech1238
    @tech1238 Месяц назад +652

    Andrew Schultz is the type of guy to close the fridge door with his hip

    • @osirisprior1065
      @osirisprior1065 Месяц назад +3

      I broke one kicking it shut.. In his defense😂

    • @spaffron4285
      @spaffron4285 Месяц назад

      Then slap his knee 200 times because he thought it was so funny

    • @samderry6305
      @samderry6305 Месяц назад +15

      lol this one got me good

    • @ergkj
      @ergkj Месяц назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @juicifer333
      @juicifer333 Месяц назад +2

      😂😂😂

  • @jonathangiannone7258
    @jonathangiannone7258 Месяц назад +7

    Andrew “yeah Mr. Joe Rogan sir I agree with everything” Shulz

  • @Popsm0ke
    @Popsm0ke Месяц назад +6

    Now Andrew is the type of guy that when he runs he goes faster

  • @dontbejay
    @dontbejay Месяц назад +283

    Andrew is the epitome of that south park episode where everyone was getting high off their own farts.

    • @penske_material
      @penske_material Месяц назад +4

      best description of him ever

    • @Nathanfx2006
      @Nathanfx2006 Месяц назад

      Does he also drive a Hybrid? or is it a Tesla now.

  • @omarspost
    @omarspost Месяц назад +805

    Andrew looks like he's ready to invade Poland.

  • @cleen1986
    @cleen1986 Месяц назад +4

    Andrew Shultz is Pedro after he won.

  • @j.ethorum2694
    @j.ethorum2694 Месяц назад +3

    If I had a nickel for every “Yeah”

  • @psytrancemozart7927
    @psytrancemozart7927 Месяц назад +444

    Haircut was 14$, Andrew only had 5.

  • @yared8771
    @yared8771 Месяц назад +666

    Andrew is the type of guy who makes you like every comment in the comments section

  • @sther1349
    @sther1349 Месяц назад +4

    It’s nice to see the respect and admiration that Andrew has for Joe. So many ppl don’t have that kind of relationship with someone that they look up to.

  • @whitedon6973
    @whitedon6973 Месяц назад +1

    Take a drink every time Shultz says “yeah”

  • @stefanowilder
    @stefanowilder Месяц назад +456

    I’m so glad RUclips comments are back for these podcasts

    • @matthewjswider
      @matthewjswider Месяц назад

      There’s a comment section on Spotify. I just found it the other day.

    • @aviapoIis
      @aviapoIis Месяц назад +1

      1:16:00
      The ultimate debunking of all Rogan's Bob Lazar UFO lies:
      👉Joe keeps repeating that Bob build a car with jet engine in it to create a false sense of his remarkable engineering skills. In reality Bob bought his jet engine car from someone else and didn't even pay the down payments for it when he declared bankruptcy in 1986, years before making his first public interview for fame and fortune. Why would a guy who doesn't like attention really buy a car that you can literally hear a mile away every single day?🤔
      Pretending that Bob Lazar doesn't care for attention or HAS NOT MADE A SINGLE DOLLAR from all of his lies is just an another repeated TALKING POINT, silly marketing angle and another easily debunked manipulation attempt that these liars use as part of their trade. He has traveled around the world multiple times, given thousands of interviews and lectures, visited ufo conventions across the nation, been flown to Japan for free to sell his self-produced $29.99 Lazar tapes, has spend decades selling his "Lazarium 115" -T -shirts, mugs and ufo drawings in his website, sold the movie rights of his story to a major movie company, and now is promoting the latest Jeremy Corbell bullshit documentary in news shows and even in the biggest podcast in the world.
      He sold merchandise and 436.000 copy's of his book for $25 a pop. He is a multi-millionaire. If you think of it, this is the perfect con to generate years of attention and free flow of money for life. Shocking statements create massive attention, that turns into interest, that becomes a obsession and a desire to know more, that will eventually lead into to sold products and worldwide fame.🤑
      If people like Joe Rogan who promote this stuff, has really seen even some of the Bob Lazar interviews from the past 30 years, he would know that Bob changes his story all the time. Perfecting his lie - to eliminate the glaring inconsistencies that could hurt his cash cow of passive income flow. In September 22nd interview in 1990 with Michael Lindemann - Bob Lazar even claimed that HE was the one that identified the element 115 in the laboratory after years of totally opposite statements (see link below). He probably regrets those early interviews, bad lies and silly statement nowadays that could reveal instantly who he really is, because even a single lie will collapse his whole story and credibility like a house of cards, for example he once publicly claimed he had build a working car with his diy particle collider that could run on water as a fuel source lol. These kind of people can't help themselves, they always want more and to get away with even bigger lies. It's the best and biggest thrill of life for them.🙊
      The biggest and the most obvious red flag is that Bob has also claimed for years that he has buried stolen Element 115 in his backyard. But Bob Lazar just chooses not to show the stolen element 115 to anyone for none reason whatever. He just tries to keep silent of that well recorded lie from the 90's until everyone just forgets it. Even the videotape of him doing the experiments with the stolen stable Element 115 in his garage with trustworthy George Knapp has also magically disappeared from George Knapps house. Even Jeremy Corbell cant find it! Convenient that the only peace of evidence that they have to FULLY back his story up or to completely destroy it - is still kept hidden after all these years later. Its like actually finding the Bigfoot, but then deciding not to show it or mention it to anyone while he hangs out in your backyard all these years.😂
      Also Los Alamos didn't hire Bob. They hired Kirk & Meyer company to repair alpha probes and Bob's who took care of that mundane job for a short period of time. During a 1993 talk at Rachel, Bob Lazar claimed that his MIT and Caltech professors were named Duxler and Hohsfield, and even spelled them. Problem is, they both turned out to be Bob's Highschool and Pierce College teachers. Thats the only formal education he really has.
      Decades ago he also lied to millionaire/UFO enthusiastic Robert Bigelow that material called Aerogel was Element 115. Due to Bobs request Bigelow even payed Lazar $2500 a month salary to re-create the alien ship, but eventually cut ties to Bob Lazar after seeing through Bobs lies and when Bob just used the warehouse he had given to him just to store his furniture. Really guys.. HE HAS NOT MADE A SINGLE DOLLAR from all of his lies?! He was even paid a monthly salary for them!
      When you actually look into it yourself - these podcast/documentaries trying to manipulate you into believing this crap just become exploitative, disgusting and repulsive to listen or watch. If you only watch these podcasts or biased documentaries its easy just to accept these TALKING POINTS about his financial motives and jet engine car stories, but if you actually do some research yourself to verify the claims, you realize they are just willingly using these talking points intended to manipulate you - the audience.
      There is a conscious effort to hide inconsistencies, conceal Bobs outrageous lies from the past and avoid any hard questions. Robert Lazar has been a lifelong swindler and fraud. He even stiffed his own mother for a loan and had the balls to declare that as a debt in his bankruptcy filing.😞
      Bob Lazar saw the Area 51 hand scanner that measures bone length in 1977 movie "Close encounters of the third kind", multiple years before ever talking about it publicly and element 115 was featured multiple times even in his locally distributed science magazines he used to read, also years before publicly talking about it. The timeline is well documented.👾
      Even George Knapp admits nowadays that Bobs MIT/Caltech lies about his education just hinders his whole story and hurts his credibility. The hypothesis of Element 115 having a potentially stable isotope isn't a new concept. In fact in May of 1989, it was published in an article in scientific American, a widely distributed scientific journal. Not only that, the discovery of elements is inevitable. I can tell you now that within the next few years we will discover element 119. The only thing that proves is that I can count. It doesn't take a physics degree or experience with alien tech to make that simple prediction.
      Bob Lazar is involved in all those prostitution rings, gun charges, peeping hidden cameras and moving into his mysteriously murdered ex wife's apartment with his new spouse -backstories, I don't even care to elaborate, because they are not even needed to collapse Bob Lazars lies and to reveal his real personality. You don't have to point out the glaring Dupers Delight -micro expression in his face that all psychopaths, compulsive liars and anti-social personalities have, that Bob Lazar does constantly in these public interviews (with his fake migraines) when he enjoys the thrill of getting away with it. You only need to read the interviews that Bob Lazar gave himself in the past 34 years and he will debunk himself completely and instantly.👻
      That's what all compulsive liars eventually do. The manipulative TALKING POINT of him never changing his story, becomes offensive and even insulting, if you are open minded, rationally thinking person who actually wants to use some time and energy to look into his story and verify these things yourself.
      If Joe Rogan has actually researched any of this stuff like they claims to have done for decades and actually looked into Bob Lazars background even a little bit, then the only conclusion is that he is just an another clickbate conman and master manipulator who has no moral dilemmas of exploiting his audiences hardwired vulnerabilities to pay attention to this bullshit.
      Shame on you Rogan for intentionally lying to your audience with these clear lies and shaking the fragile sense of reality of people who might be gullible enough to get manipulated by these type of shows and alien grifters.💔
      Good place to start: www.reddit.com/r/ufo/comments/l8w28k/bob_lazar_the_nail_in_the_coffin/
      bullshit

    • @justinsane1909
      @justinsane1909 Месяц назад

      Y it’s all hate/haters

    • @nsramen3624
      @nsramen3624 Месяц назад

      @@justinsane1909I think he knows that

  • @falloutboy691
    @falloutboy691 Месяц назад +395

    Andrew is the type of guy to end the podcast, get out of the studio with Joe and tell him "wow, I really needed this".

    • @lPOTCl
      @lPOTCl Месяц назад +8

      Funniest one tbh

    • @drex5160
      @drex5160 Месяц назад +3

      ​​@@lPOTCl I've read this one before in many "Drake the type of guy" jokes.

    • @keegoLee
      @keegoLee Месяц назад

      23:33

    • @keegoLee
      @keegoLee Месяц назад +1

      10:35

  • @qpac786
    @qpac786 Месяц назад +3

    Andrew’s barber must be a comedian too

  • @Downontheredclay
    @Downontheredclay 16 дней назад +2

    I love hearing Joe talk about Dad'n
    His face literally lights up when talking about his kids ❤

  • @steveluna6491
    @steveluna6491 Месяц назад +589

    Andrew looks like he had an emergency and had to leave mid haircut

    • @MrOvlov02
      @MrOvlov02 Месяц назад

      worst hair ever

    • @elmaschimba963
      @elmaschimba963 Месяц назад +2

      ⁠@@MrOvlov02 it’s just the missing fade but that hairstyle is one of the most handsome hairstyles that a dude could rock

    • @BaelaLuv
      @BaelaLuv Месяц назад +1

      Still richer than you lol

    • @user-ul8rh2su3n
      @user-ul8rh2su3n Месяц назад

      He probably looked down and realized he had regular pants on!

    • @n8archy121
      @n8archy121 Месяц назад +2

      @@elmaschimba963that you Andrew?

  • @ryanlu2223
    @ryanlu2223 Месяц назад +212

    Andrew's barber is the real comedian.

    • @SARMS_KAT
      @SARMS_KAT Месяц назад +1

      ahahahahha

    • @handlesareweird
      @handlesareweird Месяц назад +3

      And there it is, ladies and gentlemen... the perfect joke :D

    • @StanleyBenry
      @StanleyBenry 29 дней назад

      that's 🔥 😂

  • @SgtMoose
    @SgtMoose Месяц назад +1

    The Illinois comment at the end has me rolling... And it's so true 🤣

  • @dyllonrice9839
    @dyllonrice9839 28 дней назад +2

    This podcast gets recommended to me every week since it first was released.

  • @Castillo-cw5jg
    @Castillo-cw5jg Месяц назад +470

    Joe: I like burgers 🍔
    Andrew: really? Why?
    Joe: oh yeah I throw them on the grill they’re delicious.
    Andrew :interesting! Interesting! Wow ! That’s fascinating.

    • @ETAisNOW
      @ETAisNOW Месяц назад +18

      Emojis are gay

    • @Castillo-cw5jg
      @Castillo-cw5jg Месяц назад +41

      @@ETAisNOW Andrew: “ yeah, right, right, that’s interesting.. why do you think emojis are gay. Like why do you think that is 🤔 ?”

    • @ETAisNOW
      @ETAisNOW Месяц назад

      @@Castillo-cw5jg cause they look fruity and childish

    • @CRFLAus
      @CRFLAus Месяц назад +5

      That's what podcasting has become and people somehow still love it. Fucked if I know.

    • @joehayes22
      @joehayes22 Месяц назад +4

      How many times can you say "yeah" while Joe is talking before it's considered an interruption??
      If only I could auto-edit out every time Andy says "yeah"

  • @shoedil812
    @shoedil812 Месяц назад +331

    Joe should do a podcast after this one. But only with Jamie and they read all the comments from this episode.

    • @grimmertwin2148
      @grimmertwin2148 Месяц назад +5

      I'd be banned.

    • @killerluuk
      @killerluuk Месяц назад

      Lmaooo​@@grimmertwin2148

    • @irie3yed
      @irie3yed Месяц назад +3

      Or shulz live with chat and $TTS enabled

    • @Tormentality
      @Tormentality Месяц назад +3

      you are one of them podcast nerds who watches podcasts about podcasts, it's clear.

    • @shoedil812
      @shoedil812 Месяц назад

      @@Tormentality LMFAO. Did you watch this podcast? What did they just teach you about being humble before you meet the wrong guy....
      Good for you you're safe on the internetz....
      Nerd? Lolllll.

  • @dakotahiggins2110
    @dakotahiggins2110 Месяц назад +2

    This episode helps me fall asleep nightly

  • @NutrisaveoO
    @NutrisaveoO Месяц назад +290

    Andrew the type of guy to flush after he farts on the toilet

  • @tidepride86
    @tidepride86 Месяц назад +780

    4hrs of Schultz? Where am I? Guantanamo Bay?

  • @Galaxycosm
    @Galaxycosm Месяц назад +2

    Billy Carson was just on flagrant, would love to see him on the JRE

  • @TAMELTESTAROSA
    @TAMELTESTAROSA Месяц назад +2

    Saucy Santana was the last person I was expecting to see in the first 5 min of the video

  • @sneakerkid10
    @sneakerkid10 2 месяца назад +2231

    SOS SOMEONE SAVE THIS MAN FROM HIS BARBER

    • @JimLahey45
      @JimLahey45 2 месяца назад +135

      He going for edgy nazi officer look.

    • @Koskely
      @Koskely 2 месяца назад +38

      He can somehow pull off the look

    • @SunnyDallasRealtor
      @SunnyDallasRealtor 2 месяца назад +23

      @@Koskelythe question is why can he pull it off 😂

    • @beansdestroyer
      @beansdestroyer 2 месяца назад +17

      make his weird ass ears stand out more too.

    • @dr.decker8185
      @dr.decker8185 2 месяца назад +15

      Just shave the sides off his mustache lol

  • @Sam_B1
    @Sam_B1 2 месяца назад +914

    Andrew Shultz settling in as the new Brendan Schaub nicely.

    • @grapefruitsimmons
      @grapefruitsimmons 2 месяца назад +35

      At least shulz used to be good tho

    • @mills1540
      @mills1540 2 месяца назад +65

      Andrew is smart and hilarious. Wtf are you talking about.

    • @keama71
      @keama71 2 месяца назад +11

      You’re trippin.

    • @CompleteProducer84
      @CompleteProducer84 2 месяца назад +45

      At this point I actually prefer Brendan as the guest

    • @chooch_mcgee
      @chooch_mcgee 2 месяца назад +6

      @@grapefruitsimmons debatable

  • @rni-qn2lw
    @rni-qn2lw Месяц назад

    Joe and Andrew slowly discovering the plot of the Rick and Morty microverse episode 😂

  • @chimneysweep9179
    @chimneysweep9179 Месяц назад +1

    Is it just me or Joe was high af in the beginning?😂

  • @C_R_Z
    @C_R_Z 2 месяца назад +936

    Nobody gives it up for Andrew like Andrew

    • @Tufarock
      @Tufarock 2 месяца назад +2

      💯

    • @beansdestroyer
      @beansdestroyer 2 месяца назад +38

      His little rent boy Akash does.

    • @keama71
      @keama71 2 месяца назад +15

      Damn you hating big time, you’re posting multiple hating comment lol

    • @StashHouse56
      @StashHouse56 2 месяца назад +7

      These kids now mistake confidence for cocky. They don't know the difference.

    • @jb7720
      @jb7720 Месяц назад

      HA

  • @LaniakeaLeathercrafts
    @LaniakeaLeathercrafts 2 месяца назад +986

    This comment section about to be as wonky as Andrew's haircut

    • @BubbaabbuB
      @BubbaabbuB 2 месяца назад

      I hate this guy, and his stupid haircut. I hate his personality. I hate everything about him.

    • @3rdjrh
      @3rdjrh 2 месяца назад +27

      He looks like the dictator of a Third World country

    • @lorihanlon5389
      @lorihanlon5389 Месяц назад +5

      & I came straight here! 😂

    • @finalbreath15
      @finalbreath15 Месяц назад +1

      Thats cap
      I mean his hair is a cap, and he puts it on to think.

    • @scottywills124
      @scottywills124 Месяц назад +2

      @@3rdjrh Yeah I remember everyone used to mock lil Kim for that stupid shit now every Zoomers got it. Andrews followig the trend for his brand.

  • @nanov252
    @nanov252 12 дней назад

    Todays day everybody is a stand-up comidian

  • @ShandyWarrior
    @ShandyWarrior Месяц назад +1

    I feel like Andrew is secretly playing 'Rogan bingo' trying to get him on to his favorite subjects....

  • @Curtin-mf3xy
    @Curtin-mf3xy Месяц назад +553

    Andrew Schultz doesn't know who Caligula was, but he knows 'Saucy Santana.'

    • @Lobo-tommy10
      @Lobo-tommy10 Месяц назад +5

      He knew, was just kissing arse

    • @ds7335
      @ds7335 Месяц назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @esdeozzy
      @esdeozzy Месяц назад +9

      I didn’t know Saucy Santana lived with Diddy. It’s all so hilarious 😂

    • @veronicajackson699
      @veronicajackson699 Месяц назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @julian-gen
      @julian-gen Месяц назад

      Like most Americans. Know nothing.

  • @VenicePsychic
    @VenicePsychic Месяц назад +593

    When Andrew called himself an empath I almost spit out my coffee. Bill Burr just roasted people for saying they're empaths on his April 4th podcast. 😂

    • @thealternative9580
      @thealternative9580 Месяц назад

      I have a lot of empathy. It used to get the better of me because assholes weaponize it against you. Like how Hamas weaponizes empathy against Israel. And all the bleeding hearts fall for it every time. But a douche bag like Schultz is hilarious for claiming such utter nonsense.

    • @kamwalker6296
      @kamwalker6296 Месяц назад +18

      Lots of empath narcissists out there

    • @SwarfCrawler
      @SwarfCrawler Месяц назад +8

      You don't know him behind a camera and what's presented to you so laugh at your own hubris instead

    • @SwarfCrawler
      @SwarfCrawler Месяц назад +5

      @@kamwalker6296 narcissistic compassion

    • @carpenterkinkin02
      @carpenterkinkin02 Месяц назад +3

      in fairness he was saying out of the two he is more an empath then a psychopath

  • @thisall4real
    @thisall4real Месяц назад +2

    Andrew looks like a younger version of old man whithers from scooby do

  • @richspizzaparty
    @richspizzaparty Месяц назад +8

    Andrew is that type of guy who was funnier during the pandemic.

  • @michaelfrias927
    @michaelfrias927 Месяц назад +499

    Timestamps
    2:25 = yeah
    2:29 = yeah
    2:34 = yeah
    2:39 = yeah
    6:49 = yeah
    7:45 = yeah
    7:50 = yeah
    8:34 = yeah
    8:58 = yeah

    • @andremaclean
      @andremaclean Месяц назад +3

      thanks. I was wondering where all those "yeah" comments that others were talking about were

    • @kendalltapani986
      @kendalltapani986 Месяц назад +8

      Bro, you could do 20 per minute

    • @lufcharrison2234
      @lufcharrison2234 Месяц назад +3

      Get a job g

    • @kendalltapani986
      @kendalltapani986 Месяц назад +10

      @@lufcharrison2234 you’re halfway down the JRE comments, you can’t be sayin much

    • @lufcharrison2234
      @lufcharrison2234 Месяц назад +4

      @@kendalltapani986 so you’re jobless too?

  • @squeezeslemons
    @squeezeslemons Месяц назад +76

    “With success life can get easier”
    -Andrew Schulz 2024

  • @russhyn
    @russhyn Месяц назад +2

    Andrew is the type of guy that watched back to the future and decided to show up as a dad from 1950s Germany in 2024!

  • @jimwizkhalifa
    @jimwizkhalifa Месяц назад +1

    Look like he escaped airforce bootcamp mid haircut

  • @iainengland8058
    @iainengland8058 Месяц назад +355

    Schultz looks like he’s going to release a book titled “My Struggle”

    • @Matsonius
      @Matsonius Месяц назад +8

      My Schruggle

    • @gmatic8230
      @gmatic8230 Месяц назад

      @@Matsonius More like Mein Kampf

    • @JdjdbNdjdb
      @JdjdbNdjdb Месяц назад

      Schulz Family History
      German: status name for a village headman, from a shortened form of Middle High German schultheize. The term originally denoted a man responsible for collecting dues and paying them to the lord of the manor
      collecting dues.jewish

    • @my.screenname.is.taken2
      @my.screenname.is.taken2 Месяц назад +3

      That was the title of Hitlers book . Mein kamph

    • @iainengland8058
      @iainengland8058 Месяц назад

      @@my.screenname.is.taken2 glad you figured that one out.

  • @ChrundleTheeGreat
    @ChrundleTheeGreat Месяц назад +257

    Andrew is the type of guy to ask you for advice and then explain all the reasons your advice is bad.

    • @iNeed50SubscribersToGoLive
      @iNeed50SubscribersToGoLive Месяц назад +4

      So a rational person then? I get schulz is a hack but this comment just makes zero sense

    • @jasonxoc
      @jasonxoc Месяц назад +2

      Its irrational because he would never think he needs someones advice.

    • @alainportant6412
      @alainportant6412 Месяц назад

      I do that