I found this video about a year ago looking for Anthony Jeselnik stuff. Have watched over 150 episodes since. Such amazing entertainment. Better than most TV programs.
@@VladimirVladimirovich1952haha muthafuckers spelling was correct it made sense so he aint that high eat more shrooms next time instead of 5alking about it
Just came to the comments when he walked off. I’m assuming he comes back eventually but I so wanted to read people bitch about him walking out Edit: nvm, he just came back to his chair as dejected as ever 😂
He does! I was like holy sh*t! :D Jesselnik is famous for playing a really dark character, but really nice in person. So I was actually expecting him to be a softy and not want to hurt anyone, but no! He had some really great digs! XD Dude came out swinging. (Not that I can blame him, this episode was a trainwreck barreling towards a dumpster fire)
Jizzleneck ragged the whole show and ruined it. He thought he was invited on the show for his some opinion. Once he realized the episode didn’t revolve around him he clocked out and didn’t wanna be there. Jizzleneck ruined it.
Thank you YT for randomly sending me this video right after Jeselnik's latest special (which was the funniest special I've seen in a long time) and KT weekly. Was thoroughly enoyable.
@@StackRunItUp His stage persona is undeniably douchey but it's also douchey of him to adopt that persona in this kind of setting where it's not really necessary. Jeff Ross is the ultimate insult comic but still manages to be funny on Kill Tony without constantly shitting on everyone.
I think the truth is in the middle - the band legit gets nervous when guests have that confident intimidating vibe, and the band Bombs more when there’s less playful goofiness. Jeselnik also legit wanted Joel not to jump in, but that’s what Kill Tony is all about, and Jeselnik killed the momentum by fighting the format
@os terminal Jeremiah is undeniably funny and talented. The amount of characters he can pull off and also kill with is amazing. Do you even pay attention?
@@aidindavani3049 jeremiah is funny and talented ... Yeah to an idiot. Doing silly voices. That's funny when you're about 10 years old. Childish morons
I honestly think the funniest shit in these shows is when Tony starts making fun of Redban's disgustingness. That's not a criticism of the show, because I love it, but Tony and Redban have excellent chemistry.
FaithlessFollower it ends up freezing about 10 minutes into any episode. With this episode specifically it freezes after pat ragan plays. I’ve always had a problem with ustream either on my pc or ps4
The thing is: Ustream doesn't compress after you upload something. And live stream always means almost raw data with insanely high bitrate, almost not compressed at all. Means: Your bandwidth must be VERY big to be able to stream stuff that has been recorded/uploaded live. Hence all the buffering when you have avg bandwidth like most normal users do.
@@serpentinefire921 I think he meant more like “sonically”, but you could hardly hear the music it would have helped if redban had the volume louder or dudes mic lower.
when tony nonchalantly says "horse of truth agrees with you" after the horse noise i lost it hahahah. this show is so weird and that was just a normal ass moment for this show lol
Bruh, wow He says it as part of a joke in a special, yes. It's also a super common thing to say when someone asks you why you aren't going to something. Super fucking common. Are you going to try to say someone owns "My phone was dead" next?
It wasn’t part of the guys act. I think it was in the interview process. Hart has a famous bit about moving money and nobody mentioned it so I feel like it may have been after this aired
I’m a big fan of Kill tony and Anthony ,so I had to see if he’s been on the show before so it brought me here . Can anyone tell me . Was this the old kill tony channel or something ? Seems to have a lot of the older episodes that aren’t on the KT YT channel ,I only started watching when they moved to Austin so I’m curious
Props to Morgan for telling that girl not to blow her heroes. Cause you know every club she walks into, every dude in the room from the D'elias to the bouncers are gonna be thirsting hard. Redban almost jizzed his whiteys
Tony is awesome, can tell he believes in what he's doing, trying to raise the dead with these comics who don't even know how to learn from him. It's like Anthony decided his character had to be too good for the show, so he couldn't have fun or just chill, he kept trying so hard to dunk on ppl who couldn't put up a fight instead of helping tony, somehow the most grueling part of the rough start. Fucking loved catburglar.
Jeselnik’s smile getting wider like the grinch from the very first comic bombing haha
I found this video about a year ago looking for Anthony Jeselnik stuff. Have watched over 150 episodes since. Such amazing entertainment. Better than most TV programs.
Absolutely
Absolutely
Absolutely
Absolutely
Absolutely
I love how Anthony tries not to laugh at Jeremiah through the entire show but can't help it.
Most of what he said was hack.. Jeremiah is funny though.
He sucks
That’s a huge reach he ain’t paying attention to Jeremiah like that cmon now weirdo
@@NJFREEDOMFIGHTERR you don't understand human thought processes 🤣
@@LoganDoesSumShiet ok think what ya want 🤡
It's nice to see Carrot Top and Anthony Jeslnik sitting side by side without any quarrels
Yes. Or squirrels
I'm tripping balls on shrooms and it's taken me an hour in to realise the bottom right square of the screen wasnf a mini version of the whole screen
Thanks man...30 mins in & I looked jn & Now can't Unsee an annoying bottom-right mini screen☠️
Can’t be tripping too hard if you’re writing a comment
@@VladimirVladimirovich1952haha muthafuckers spelling was correct it made sense so he aint that high eat more shrooms next time instead of 5alking about it
I have no idea what ur talking about.
@@VladimirVladimirovich1952lol 💯
Jeselnik absolute hates this 😂😂😂
He should have stayed his hacky ass at home
Morgan ignorant and annoying. Anthony hates her too.
absolutely
Just came to the comments when he walked off. I’m assuming he comes back eventually but I so wanted to read people bitch about him walking out
Edit: nvm, he just came back to his chair as dejected as ever 😂
And he described it so perfectly, it's the Wendy's of shows. 👌
This is exactly why I started watching. The awkward interactions, the conflict between guests, the band, Tony and the trashcan.
kinda sucked?
I want a sitcom where Anthony and Morgan are bar buddies who aren’t friends outside the bar
They don't seem to like each other at all. I agree with him. She's boring as fuck.
With the whiskey ginger as the bar tender.
Ya but in the show Jizzleneck realizes that the show doesn’t revolve around him and doesn’t make it miserable ahhahha
jeselnik makes tony seem like a teddy bear
He does! I was like holy sh*t! :D Jesselnik is famous for playing a really dark character, but really nice in person.
So I was actually expecting him to be a softy and not want to hurt anyone, but no! He had some really great digs! XD Dude came out swinging.
(Not that I can blame him, this episode was a trainwreck barreling towards a dumpster fire)
Jizzleneck ragged the whole show and ruined it. He thought he was invited on the show for his some opinion. Once he realized the episode didn’t revolve around him he clocked out and didn’t wanna be there. Jizzleneck ruined it.
@@WesleySnipesNeck i like his standup but i agree that he sucked here. He didnt have any jokes it was all complaints. Like a bitch
@@WesleySnipesNeckHe's the only decent comedian on that stage. It should be about him
@@WesleySnipesNeck Not true at all. This particular show just sucked so much
Morgan Murphy didn’t add one single sentence or word that was funny the entire show hahah
Cringing so hard....
Yup 2 years later still not funny Jeselnik either
She was blasted
Lol facts
in her defense she was drunk as shit lol
watch redbands head snap when he hears that girl say she is single. LMAO
Thank you YT for randomly sending me this video right after Jeselnik's latest special (which was the funniest special I've seen in a long time) and KT weekly. Was thoroughly enoyable.
Carrot top was looking rough on this one.
I thought that was the kid from Mask
That's what happens when you're on the juice.
Ong every time she talks it seems like a kid with a stutter who’s also a little autistic just yappin
“Fall asleep on the limb of a tree” 🤩 omg kill tony is the best
good lord this show was brutal
“I know what I did.”
😂 killed me. Honesty wins every time.
This is such a classic show. First cat burglars, first Malcolm Hatchett, that hilarious NY Puerto Rican. A great run.
Jeselnik’s hatred for the band was the funniest 😭😭
I want jeselnik to meet David lucas
David would tear his ass apart lol
David Lucas weak comic
@@RegulareoldNorseBoy imagine thinking your opinion actually matters 😂
Lucas can’t roast lol
@@mjkmike11 when???
it seems Jeselnik doesnt like the band is the funniest part of the show
He actually loves the band, that's why he gives em a hard time lol
@@aocidicoa nah, he is a douchebag.
Jeselnik is a straight up piece of shit
@Austin my mans is afraid/jealous of Jeremiah's talent. It's a threat to his career. I thought this was friendly ribbing at first.
@@DabbaHashery friendly robbing**
Lmao Jeselnik really hates the band
C G it’s just a persona. His persona is douchy
@@StackRunItUp His stage persona is undeniably douchey but it's also douchey of him to adopt that persona in this kind of setting where it's not really necessary. Jeff Ross is the ultimate insult comic but still manages to be funny on Kill Tony without constantly shitting on everyone.
I think the truth is in the middle - the band legit gets nervous when guests have that confident intimidating vibe, and the band Bombs more when there’s less playful goofiness. Jeselnik also legit wanted Joel not to jump in, but that’s what Kill Tony is all about, and Jeselnik killed the momentum by fighting the format
@os terminal Jeremiah is undeniably funny and talented. The amount of characters he can pull off and also kill with is amazing. Do you even pay attention?
@@aidindavani3049 jeremiah is funny and talented ... Yeah to an idiot. Doing silly voices. That's funny when you're about 10 years old. Childish morons
Just watched this one. One of my favorites. Jeselnik and the band was comedy gold.
The band? The idiot pretending to be a french cat burglar, the ONLY thing I thought was funny was how they just ignored him after awhile
@@patrickkirkham There is a reason they got a better band
He was doing too much but the line he said about the sound engineer not listening and the catchphrase of girl hit by iron was, cat burglar, was funny.
The guy is comedic gold. They needed him. As a band they aren’t great
Morgan Murphy zoomed out looks like the kid from the movie “Mask”.
David Lucas?
Rocky haha yes
The roast of Anthony jesselnik will be a mini series.
What song was playing at 8:45?
jeselnik being honest when said 'I'm here because tony's been bothering me for three months' lol
Tony's 'Valley' blonde impersonation is spot on
Anthony Jeselnik hated every minute of that lol
Jeremiah: "Does God Exist" after Jeselnik's awkwardly intense question is perfect 😂
Completely lost my shit at that one
Jeselnik is like a larger, eviler version of Tony
Tony is definitely smarter than Anthony is.
@@davidwavidshmavider I strongly disagree
@@lannyfce4786 Tony is definitely smarter than Jeselnik.
you forgot do say unfunny
Jeselnik hella unfunny. Still no joke in sight and im halfway.
12:00 "Brians mad at you" LMAO
I honestly think the funniest shit in these shows is when Tony starts making fun of Redban's disgustingness. That's not a criticism of the show, because I love it, but Tony and Redban have excellent chemistry.
But Redban is definitely a creep! That guy is hiding in plain sight. Only a matter of time 🍆⛔️👌🏼
36:55 Jeselnik is so aware and honest its hilarious
Tony "FECK YEA" Hinchliffe
Tony “ARIIIIIIITE WELL!!” Hinchcliffe
Tony stick with me hinchliffe its my first one yay so much fan
Tony “Absolutely incredible, I love it” Hinchcliffe
22:11 that genuine Jeselnik laugh is always great to see and hear.
I want to thank the uploader for uploading to RUclips. Ustream will not let me watch these anymore, even after they’re not live. Seriously thank you
billy no-talent Wont buffer? Same if so. I do miss seein the warm up tho.
FaithlessFollower it ends up freezing about 10 minutes into any episode. With this episode specifically it freezes after pat ragan plays. I’ve always had a problem with ustream either on my pc or ps4
Same
The thing is: Ustream doesn't compress after you upload something. And live stream always means almost raw data with insanely high bitrate, almost not compressed at all. Means: Your bandwidth must be VERY big to be able to stream stuff that has been recorded/uploaded live. Hence all the buffering when you have avg bandwidth like most normal users do.
achtung fernglas wasn’t aware of that, thanks. Glad we get to watch it on youtube, it’s the best live podcast of all time
This is one of the best episodes ever!!
42:50 Atmosphere rap attempt... Lol that whisper part killed me
Ya I threw up in my mouth a bit and was so happy when tony stopped it basically immediately.
Sounded nothing like slug but aight
@@serpentinefire921 I think he meant more like “sonically”, but you could hardly hear the music it would have helped if redban had the volume louder or dudes mic lower.
"Anti-semantic" hehe I laughed. I really liked the Doc :D
“Why is this show called kill tony?? Why not call it ‘dragging it out with tony hinchcliffe?’” 😂😂😂
1:18:08
"Don't wipe those tears. You let them hit the floor. They belong to me now."
Alright it’s urgent somebody help me out!! I need the name of the song played at 18:00 pls & thanks
‘Double Rainbow Song’
when tony nonchalantly says "horse of truth agrees with you" after the horse noise i lost it hahahah. this show is so weird and that was just a normal ass moment for this show lol
"I wish I would have stayed quiet" 🤣
"I'm a racist in that I hate everybody equally"?? Holy shit, even the t-shirt industry knows that that is a hack line by now.
💯
55 minutes in, these bucket pulls are BRUTAL!! 😳
"The way my money is setup right now"
Isn't that a Kevin Hart joke?
Bruh, wow
He says it as part of a joke in a special, yes. It's also a super common thing to say when someone asks you why you aren't going to something. Super fucking common. Are you going to try to say someone owns "My phone was dead" next?
Yep
JoJos HoHo people started saying that specific thing after kevin hart. He made the joke..... thats different than a common lie
That’s not anybody’s joke, and Kevin Hart not even funny.
Mcleod1198 he didn’t make the joke.
1:22:40
That weird interaction was the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
Just wanna say Jeremiah watkins was hilarious winning jeselnik over wit the cat burgler tag haha
16:51 That nigga said “A 🐴 “
Holy 💩 Broooo I’m Fu
“was it near a corner” is the funniest thing ever
There are SO many people trying to riff that the fucking interviews never happen. That’s one thing the new Austin setup has on this shit
“You just need some coaching”😂😂😂😂😂
The horse of truth was out for Anthony 😂
"Just, uh, science...not fixing anything".
Best fckn quote EVER.
"A whole nother universe, well actually planet - fitness." that was fucking unreal, audience slept on that gem.
The first girl looks like a South Park character
James Phillips T
James Phillips hahahahaha
"you could be a really good waitress" - Tony
"you could open for some of these guys" - anTony
The way my money is set up is actually a Kevin hart joke
It wasn’t part of the guys act. I think it was in the interview process. Hart has a famous bit about moving money and nobody mentioned it so I feel like it may have been after this aired
Jeselnik looks like CGI, because of the lighting 😂
Imagine doing open mic in front of one of the best joke writers around… Jeselnik is a genius. Love that he won’t pull punches.
Same. And he actually gave some excellent critiques
Wow you’re braindead sheep
Malcolm.. little did we know that you would go on to become a regular
Kinda obvious fr
He sucks ass. Skip by him every episode he is on.
Jeremiah is actually hilarious
on what planet?
@spacedaniel492 In this context , his staff up is garbage .
Are you ever not thinking about space?
@@aaronsmith4806 This made me laugh out loud
Anthony actually pulled the "this is as famous as youll get" to Jeremiah first that tony . Watkins kept it strong
@21:39 "Oh yeah, if she was better. If she was a better comic we would have laughed more"
good shit
Years later and nobody talks about how Malcom used the Money joke from Kevin hart and NOT ONE of those comedians noticed, crazy asl.
Yes they did they both laughed and then dropped it and went on. The drummer didn't know.
1:04:48 we need to make a love connection with the "try it out" guy from your moms house.. Malcolm, try it out!
Technical Support hi mommy
You can beat me ,piss on me , bring your friends .
Anthony Jeselnik could play John Malkovich's son in a movie.
Hahaha, that would be sick!
Anthony giving it to Captain Morgan a.k.a. Wendy😂 anthony’s truly giving constructive advice Right On!!
Tony was on fire this episode. Damn just brutal. Also Jeremiah got way bigger laughs than Anthony.
Jeremiah is annoying slot though. Save time for the guest host to tell jokes. They jog time for sure with half good improve type comedy
@@buythedip5300 what language is that?
1:01:00 Jeselnik trying so hard not to like Malcolm Hatchet, then he breaks a minute later 😂
I’m a big fan of Kill tony and Anthony ,so I had to see if he’s been on the show before so it brought me here . Can anyone tell me . Was this the old kill tony channel or something ? Seems to have a lot of the older episodes that aren’t on the KT YT channel ,I only started watching when they moved to Austin so I’m curious
If you're sleeping in a Hooptie you definitely have Hoop Dreams
Props to Morgan for telling that girl not to blow her heroes. Cause you know every club she walks into, every dude in the room from the D'elias to the bouncers are gonna be thirsting hard. Redban almost jizzed his whiteys
What is the song at 1:32:49 ?
G. Love and Special Sauce- My Baby's Got Sauce
Anyone know the song at 1:19:20
Anthony hating the band is awesome
@@thatoneguythatwaslikewow7692 Not 1/8th as annoying and useless as Redban and Tony.
Agreed. The band is so annoying an was so glad Anthony shared the same feelings.
super fuckin good bit.
"Any of you guys get to talk... is that the deal?"
The bassist killed it 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽
holy shit the "I got a bit about it" rubbed off on Redban lmao
great episode! helps the day go by fast at work
What work do you do that you can watch a RUclips video as you’re doing it?
This show is so much better now
No plugs for Anthony at the end of the show😂
Watching this four years later to the day!
Reading your comment while watching this 6 years kater to the day!
This episode is like spraying water on an oil fire. Hilarious.
3 days from a year ago
its funny how much constructive criticism morgan and anthony try to give, instead of just shitting on the comic like every other guest
Jeremiah did better than everyone on panel this episodes
Anyone watching after jeselniks bones and all??
What was redban saying 35 in lol
36:43 the funniest moment in kill tony history
Hahaha I was hoping to find a comment about that because it was my favorite part
Morgan had ripley vibes
Count how many times Morgan says “wut”
Tony is awesome, can tell he believes in what he's doing, trying to raise the dead with these comics who don't even know how to learn from him. It's like Anthony decided his character had to be too good for the show, so he couldn't have fun or just chill, he kept trying so hard to dunk on ppl who couldn't put up a fight instead of helping tony, somehow the most grueling part of the rough start. Fucking loved catburglar.
first four comics and its rough
Jeremiah doing the best Triumph the Insult Comic Dog impression.
Jeremiah killed it during Kevin's bomb
33:24 Well done Tony. Well done..ha.
Jeselnik deservingly just tore the band a new one all night.
Captain Morgan😂😂😂
@48:07 is going to be the moment when some of you aspiring adults realize there are no adults in this world lol