A Very Libertarian Christmas

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  • Опубликовано: 3 фев 2025

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  • @98.11Deet
    @98.11Deet 4 года назад +228

    "Abject poverty is the natural state of man. The question isn't why there are poor people, it's why there are rich people!"
    Only Heaton could deliver this line and be funny doing it.

    • @seanleith5312
      @seanleith5312 3 года назад

      If you are poor, either you are stupid, or you are lazy. You deserve no sympathy.

    • @protox4
      @protox4 3 года назад +2

      @@seanleith5312 Or your tyrannical government has subjected you to it. (North Korea)

    • @Mystibump
      @Mystibump 3 года назад

      @@seanleith5312 Worst possible take on the matter. You deserve no empathy as you clearly lack it.

    • @pwnyou2295
      @pwnyou2295 3 года назад +17

      @@seanleith5312 In that skit, Andrew Heaton implies that before capitalism, we were ruled by absolute monarchies and tribalism. Poverty is inevitable under those systems. Capitalists figured out how to break free from the system by creating a new one.

    • @JJSPARROW1978
      @JJSPARROW1978 3 года назад +4

      @@seanleith5312 - Yep because government taxation on payroll, income, goods, services, assets, training courses etc, has nothing to do with.

  • @js-sp9bz
    @js-sp9bz 6 лет назад +309

    Love the city council banning air bb in Bethlehem.

    • @jackpeterson565
      @jackpeterson565 6 лет назад +4

      They did it in Washington DC

    • @MC-dn8if
      @MC-dn8if 6 лет назад

      The electric scooters! 🤣

    • @js-sp9bz
      @js-sp9bz 6 лет назад +1

      @C caymer why

  • @OmegaTou
    @OmegaTou 6 лет назад +215

    "Make your own decisions your an adult."
    Woah, don't let the federal government hear you say that.

  • @beenz07
    @beenz07 6 лет назад +354

    I can really get behind this video not telling me what to do.

  • @CycleGirl-77
    @CycleGirl-77 6 лет назад +857

    One of the best things about libertarians - we can laugh at ourselves. :)

    • @HVACSoldier
      @HVACSoldier 6 лет назад +4

      2:25 Rudolph kneels during reindeer games.
      2:30 Whoville site of new Foxconn Plant
      2:31 Jack Frost fired...

    • @emanonymous
      @emanonymous 6 лет назад +7

      i concur, i am a great sport [pats self on back]

    • @averageman2120
      @averageman2120 6 лет назад

      Ahahh your still thickos

    • @odiltm259
      @odiltm259 5 лет назад +5

      The most common phrase in our belief is you’re not a real libertarian

    • @URProductions
      @URProductions 5 лет назад +2

      @@Chai-T-Rex Is freedom fucking funny to you?

  • @CharlesLumia
    @CharlesLumia 6 лет назад +157

    "I raise awareness on Facebook!" -- lol

  • @Johnny_Cash_Flow
    @Johnny_Cash_Flow 6 лет назад +77

    0:50 I literally had this exact same dialog with someone online once. That year I was fortunate enough to make enough to donate several thousands of dollars to charity - my online debate opponent claimed that them voting Democrat politicians who vowed to raise taxes on the wealthy was charitable and their contribution. I shit you not. This is not hyperbole - people truly believe that voting is tantamount to charity.

    • @davidgill3356
      @davidgill3356 6 лет назад +10

      Johnny Cash Flow yeah, they dont really care about anything but virtue signaling.

    • @luketufts6827
      @luketufts6827 4 года назад +18

      In the end, I think people want to divorce themselves from personal responsibility, and the government is happy to relieve them of it.

    • @Johnny_Cash_Flow
      @Johnny_Cash_Flow 4 года назад +3

      @@luketufts6827 Very well said, my friend.

    • @mileskay7566
      @mileskay7566 Год назад

      What a frightening display of moral decay in our country. In the 19th century, people in our country looked out for each other instead of voting and calling it a day.

  • @Chizad1982
    @Chizad1982 6 лет назад +146

    Been waiting for a crossover with these three and it finally arrived and Remy is criminally underutilized.

    • @MrThndrkiss75
      @MrThndrkiss75 6 лет назад +21

      I think it was intentionally ironic. The one with the best voice doesn't say a word. Lol

    • @bsmith6784
      @bsmith6784 6 лет назад +7

      and it's rubbed in our faces when Keira lies about him being a caroller

    • @joshuamills3917
      @joshuamills3917 4 года назад

      Truest statement in the internet a year later.
      Remy is one of the funniest people I've ever listened to

  • @davem5276
    @davem5276 6 лет назад +63

    This just made my entire Christmas...especially the scrooge vs sjw scenes.

  • @YunisRajab
    @YunisRajab 6 лет назад +63

    I want the whole video to be about the guy in the window

  • @ShankarSivarajan
    @ShankarSivarajan 6 лет назад +55

    My favorite ticker message was "Antifa celebrate Boxing Day early."

  • @raychang8606
    @raychang8606 2 года назад +5

    The reaper drone following Santa was absolutely GOLD!!!

  • @amoose8439
    @amoose8439 6 лет назад +44

    10/10, the Jimmy Stewart impression was on point

  • @sjs82360
    @sjs82360 Год назад +3

    "The system which incentivizes me to to accumulate stuff also incentivizes me to generate wealth for you!" Absolutely true. A poor man has never given me a job.

  • @jgunner280
    @jgunner280 6 лет назад +38

    Loved that part about Sanders. XD

    • @mikeries8549
      @mikeries8549 6 лет назад +3

      Virginia...there is no Sanders claus. Oh yeah thats a good one.

  • @aleidius192
    @aleidius192 6 лет назад +115

    You missed on opportunity with the "no Sanders" bit. It should have been "no free lunch".

    • @jonathangrey2183
      @jonathangrey2183 6 лет назад +10

      I thought they were gonna say Keynesian economics.

    • @Machiones
      @Machiones 6 лет назад +1

      Instead of cookies and milk!!! Genius

    • @Calithlin
      @Calithlin 6 лет назад +1

      Should have said “Social contract” isn’t real.

    • @freedomisbrightestindungeons
      @freedomisbrightestindungeons 6 лет назад

      aleidius I looked up the origin of the phrase no free lunch recently
      Funny little story

    • @ayandas874
      @ayandas874 6 лет назад

      It is a "Santa doesnt exist" joke.

  • @freesk8
    @freesk8 3 года назад +4

    Spectacular! How did I miss this 3 years ago?

  • @AbuBakar-wp7rw
    @AbuBakar-wp7rw 6 лет назад +53

    God,I love Libertarians.

  • @holoholohaolenokaoi2299
    @holoholohaolenokaoi2299 6 лет назад +57

    donate to the Clinton foundation to help Haitians

    • @robin50150
      @robin50150 6 лет назад +5

      Seems a good plan to have yourself in court...

  • @0penthaughtz
    @0penthaughtz 3 года назад +2

    Enjoying all the classics and learning new things at the same time.

  • @jsan6967
    @jsan6967 6 лет назад +24

    "Placed him in a manager because there was no room at the inn because the city council had banned Airbnb as anticompetitive"
    Yesss to true

    • @0011peace
      @0011peace 2 года назад +1

      the original reason is just as bad to tax the populace

  • @macsnafu
    @macsnafu 6 лет назад +18

    "There's no such thing as Sanders." LOL!

  • @ruthpurkey5682
    @ruthpurkey5682 3 года назад +8

    This thing is two years old? It's even more timely now. Also, great humor. 👍

  • @bigbadword
    @bigbadword 3 года назад +4

    "The NSA has your phone tapped"
    *staring intensifies

  • @michaelpisciarino5348
    @michaelpisciarino5348 6 лет назад +64

    0:15 , 2:50 Lol
    1:23 Lol
    1:37, 2:05 “Head nod”
    2:00 “You just want people to die”
    2:32 Haha.

    • @0ygormartins
      @0ygormartins 6 лет назад

      I was going to say almost exactly that

    • @sebsignat8286
      @sebsignat8286 6 лет назад +1

      What you saying; there is no 13 secret herbs and spices in the KFC chicken? We must protest!

  • @Agent57000DM
    @Agent57000DM 6 лет назад +34

    Remy hooked up with Keira Knightley? Lucky man!

    • @MichaelDavis-cy4ok
      @MichaelDavis-cy4ok 6 лет назад +3

      Not necessarily. At some point in any relationship, you have to have a coherent conversation with each other. Methinks her contribution to the dialogue will be the verbal equivalent of nails on a chalkboard while a white noise soundtrack is playing and the alarm clock is flashing "12:00."

    • @Jkp1321
      @Jkp1321 6 лет назад +2

      I'm still trying to figure out if that's really her or a doppelganger

    • @taranbaze1448
      @taranbaze1448 6 лет назад +1

      @@Jkp1321 it's from the movie Love Actually.

  • @freedomisbrightestindungeons
    @freedomisbrightestindungeons 6 лет назад +11

    I love these parodies
    Great job guys
    Really funny but most of all true
    “Just give me your stuff!” Lol

  • @arandomzoomer4837
    @arandomzoomer4837 4 года назад +6

    "I got you half a bitcoin"
    "aww you're sweet"

    • @neo-filthyfrank1347
      @neo-filthyfrank1347 3 года назад +1

      lol

    • @timewave02012
      @timewave02012 3 года назад

      I gave one of my cousins some Bitcoin as a wedding gift. Modest amount at the time. Hand wrote the private address in a cheap card. A few years later it was worth more than anything anyone else had given them for the wedding, including his parents and the bride's parents.

  • @zackhyde8837
    @zackhyde8837 6 лет назад +12

    Bring back Mostly Weekly!

  • @ritataylor4646
    @ritataylor4646 6 лет назад +14

    just made it up for college sophmores (paraphrased) made me lol. Merry Whatever 2U2!

  • @mustang607
    @mustang607 3 года назад +2

    Being without is the natural state of individuals doing nothing, so the question is how do individuals begin to stop being without?

  • @andrew-paulclements1502
    @andrew-paulclements1502 6 лет назад

    Remy and Andrew, God Bless you two.
    And Merry Christmas!

  • @UnchainedEruption
    @UnchainedEruption 6 лет назад +1

    Wooh! Heaton is back! Now if only we could have more Mostly Weekly...

  • @grambo4436
    @grambo4436 5 лет назад +1

    Merry Christmas, Solstice, Yultide, Saturnalia and a Happy New Year!

  • @andrewsherman8574
    @andrewsherman8574 6 лет назад +67

    Are the clips old or is Heaton back?

    • @Bobby.Kristensen
      @Bobby.Kristensen 6 лет назад +4

      boom headshot

    • @ericpipe141
      @ericpipe141 6 лет назад +2

      New... But the dude moved to Texas and got his own podcast... So, I doubt he's going to be doing a lot with Reason... Just the stuff he can.

    • @ericpipe141
      @ericpipe141 6 лет назад +3

      play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Ibsdmk2ugwmai4xanfq5lwnyvnm

  • @redram5150
    @redram5150 6 лет назад +3

    I cannot say enough how much I love this

  • @GuyInBlackClothes
    @GuyInBlackClothes 3 года назад +5

    "GREAT! Charity! Where you decide where you decide where your money goes!"
    *confused* Yes?

  • @MrTacons
    @MrTacons 6 лет назад +52

    what do libertarian have against fried chicken? 2:36

    • @sebsignat8286
      @sebsignat8286 6 лет назад +1

      Cuz sanders doesn't live like a capitalist every day
      ruclips.net/video/_8Dho35c0Vs/видео.html

  • @costantin75
    @costantin75 2 года назад +1

    "There's no such thing as Sander" - That's awesome!

  • @danielmcnulty8736
    @danielmcnulty8736 4 года назад +1

    This is so good. I have to watch it again.

  • @beevis690
    @beevis690 6 лет назад +1

    Andrew!!!!! Where are you? We need to see more of you guys!!!!! Damnit!!!!

  • @sid06
    @sid06 5 лет назад +1

    Relevance has only increased over the year.

  • @IStillLikeIke
    @IStillLikeIke 6 лет назад +17

    I can’t believe you ruined Sanders! Way to suck the joy and magic out of my hard life at $65,000/year summer camp, I mean college.

  • @frenchstudentA
    @frenchstudentA 6 лет назад +2

    The Scrooge bit had me in stitches!

  • @jamesmassey3091
    @jamesmassey3091 3 года назад

    I just found these videos and they are amazing!

  • @nonmagicmike723
    @nonmagicmike723 6 лет назад

    Great stuff. I wish I could upvote it more than once. Bring Heaton back!

  • @christophercampbell4166
    @christophercampbell4166 3 года назад +3

    I'm a liberal, and I found this hilarious!

  • @jmvmike
    @jmvmike 6 лет назад

    I love it! God bless you and yours and Merry what ever you want to celebrate!

  • @joshuabrown7815
    @joshuabrown7815 6 лет назад +3

    The end card killed me

  • @LibertarianJRT
    @LibertarianJRT 6 лет назад

    Excellent as always.

  • @tateharrigan8061
    @tateharrigan8061 5 лет назад +2

    And the shepherds watch the space X rocket launch lmao😂😂

    • @Musushu
      @Musushu 4 года назад

      And two weeks before this year's Christmas Eve, Elon gave us the SN8 test.

  • @Uckertay
    @Uckertay 6 лет назад

    😂😂😂 this was great! Merry Christmas, Reason!

  • @drloveslearning4744
    @drloveslearning4744 6 лет назад

    Oh, this is the best Christmas present ever - right up there with Libertarian Game of Thrones

  • @sunshinedaniela8572
    @sunshinedaniela8572 6 лет назад

    Excellent! I enjoy this greatly.

  • @DutchTDK
    @DutchTDK 6 лет назад

    This is the best crossover episode in history

  • @conman12489
    @conman12489 6 лет назад +1

    Give that editor a raise!

  • @7ajhubbell
    @7ajhubbell 6 лет назад

    Merry Christmas!

  • @jamesparker2413
    @jamesparker2413 3 года назад

    Should have had the drone silhouette make the GAU-20 "brrrrt" sound.

  • @jankafka1094
    @jankafka1094 5 лет назад +2

    Did you mean... Murray christmas?

  • @mikeld1455
    @mikeld1455 6 лет назад

    Amazing as always

  • @jeronimotamayolopera4834
    @jeronimotamayolopera4834 6 лет назад

    MERRY CHRISTMAS.

  • @ewanhassall7350
    @ewanhassall7350 6 лет назад +3

    Are we just gonna ingnor the snow BEHIND the guy in the house?

    • @MichaelDavis-cy4ok
      @MichaelDavis-cy4ok 6 лет назад

      Snow in the house is why we need more anthropocentric global warming.

  • @nobodymatters3294
    @nobodymatters3294 6 лет назад +8

    One Grinch already giving a thumbs down. Boo on you Grinch

  • @davidscholtz3242
    @davidscholtz3242 4 года назад +2

    "There's no such thing as Sanders." 🤣

  • @gearoiddom
    @gearoiddom 3 года назад

    I shouldn't have been drinking coffee when he said Sanders :-)

  • @dtommerica765
    @dtommerica765 6 лет назад +3

    Libertarians I seen you guys do pro Trump stuff and anti Trump stuff however there is one thing you can learn and respect about him. He took over the Republican Party. Then went on to win the biggest political upset in American history.
    My point libertarians can do the same especially in states like New York, New Hampshire, Maine, Montana, Colorado, and even Texas. So just do it. Your politics are very attractive. People forget back in 2008 when O was running the 2nd most popular guy on college campus was Ron Paul.

  • @machinist7230
    @machinist7230 6 лет назад

    I lost it at the hevy 9 launch bit..😂

  • @currently7886
    @currently7886 4 года назад

    I'm not going to lie... I lowkey wish I had a dad like Andrew Heaton @ 2:32

  • @JustABill02
    @JustABill02 3 года назад +1

    What movie is the guy with the cards at the door warning about the NSA from.

    • @notme222
      @notme222 3 года назад +2

      I believe it's "Love Actually".

  • @peterverkon3893
    @peterverkon3893 6 лет назад

    Holarious....thats Holiday and Hilarious combined...ohhh nevermind. Ha Ha Ha Ha

  • @Hurricanelive
    @Hurricanelive 6 лет назад

    I love the block chain bit!

  • @Gamenetreviews
    @Gamenetreviews 6 лет назад +7

    I like these more when they make fun of themselves.

  • @grantcivyt
    @grantcivyt 6 лет назад

    Great job!

  • @warpartyattheoutpost4987
    @warpartyattheoutpost4987 6 лет назад

    Santa gave the "Christmas Story" kid a fully semi-automatic laser-guided heat-seeking high capacity assault weapon capable of firing 1000 rounds per minute... cool.

  • @Sluggishbeef6
    @Sluggishbeef6 4 года назад

    “Good luck going to a restaurant we will be there” I wonder why he’s not rich😂

  • @BFSilenceDogood
    @BFSilenceDogood 2 года назад

    I was waiting for the narrator to say "Suck it Trebeck!"

  • @MomoKunDaYo
    @MomoKunDaYo 6 лет назад

    This year I received the gift of finding belonging in my political stance.

  • @chernobylFarms
    @chernobylFarms 6 лет назад +1

    Think twice before you decide to dine with an establishment not requiring advance reservations.

  • @JustinWheeler_LA
    @JustinWheeler_LA 6 лет назад

    Andrew Heaton is both clever and hysterical.

  • @yeetman1422
    @yeetman1422 6 лет назад

    Now for the new years resolution:
    Read "Bowling Alone: The Collapse and Revival of American Community" by Robert D. Putnam
    Read "The Bell Curve" by Charles Murray
    Read "The Culture of Critique" by Dr. Kevin Macdonald
    These books will split your wig.

  • @Swenthorian
    @Swenthorian Год назад

    I got an ad in favor of gun-control on this video.
    Ironic.

  • @walterdennisclark
    @walterdennisclark 2 месяца назад

    Is this quote....
    "“The utility of the gift exchange is maximized when the recipient rather than the giver determines how the capital is allocated.”"
    original with Austin Bragg, Meredith Bragg, or Andrew Heaton ????

  • @beejereeno2
    @beejereeno2 6 лет назад +1

    I'M FKN DYING
    LOLOLOL

  • @DoctorQuackenbush
    @DoctorQuackenbush 6 лет назад

    Great!!

  • @motoboy37
    @motoboy37 6 лет назад

    Is that Sean Connery's voice in the Space X bit?

  • @ThompsonGrey
    @ThompsonGrey 4 года назад

    ABJECT POVERTY IS THE NATURAL STATE OF MAN. THE QUESTION ISNT WHY IS THERE POOR PEOPLE ITS WHY IS THERE RICH PEOPLE

  • @iammaxhailme
    @iammaxhailme 3 года назад +1

    "The system which incentivizes me to to accumulate stuff also incentivizes me to generate wealth for you!"
    I'm not nearly drunk enough to believe that shit

    • @Nanofuture87
      @Nanofuture87 3 года назад +4

      Yet it's true. Voluntary exchanges are mutually beneficial. In a free market people get wealthy by providing goods and services that other people want.

  • @justinjex1
    @justinjex1 3 года назад

    2021 and truer then ever

  • @5AXISDLOCKHART
    @5AXISDLOCKHART 6 лет назад

    So good

  • @mykidsfuture5582
    @mykidsfuture5582 6 лет назад +7

    Foly Huck that was good.

  • @jacobhelgeson3038
    @jacobhelgeson3038 4 года назад

    😆😆 these guys are great

  • @jatozzie8623
    @jatozzie8623 3 года назад

    I got the hidden Thomas Sowell quote

  • @joshuamills3917
    @joshuamills3917 4 года назад

    Remy cameo for the win

  • @brwi1
    @brwi1 6 лет назад

    Was that a Patrick Stewart impression? Nice

  • @soapbxprod
    @soapbxprod 6 лет назад +1

    AHAHAHAHAHA! Genius! Thank you, Reason!

  • @skidmoda
    @skidmoda 6 лет назад

    I love it thanks

  • @andyharman3022
    @andyharman3022 6 месяцев назад

    I saw Sander's Clause!

  • @Blkglssjw
    @Blkglssjw 6 лет назад +8

    Should be Murray Rothbard instead of Freidman! Murray Christmas!!

    • @sid06
      @sid06 6 лет назад

      Should be Mises. Rothbard's system turns into all that's now happening between states, except over the same geographical area. Not the place to thrive.

  • @ssa3101
    @ssa3101 6 лет назад

    The minimum a govt. should at least care about is that nobody dies of starvation and hunger.

  • @RoskinGreenrake
    @RoskinGreenrake 6 лет назад +2

    I know why I was suggested this video, it's because I said something similar in another comment -BUT I was taking the piss!!