House of the Dragon | Episode 5 | Review + Reaction
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2022
- Where do we even BEGIN with this episode? Gays don’t last more than five minutes in Westeros. We need some educational pride events at King’s Landing. Daemon was sitting at that wedding being so messy with just his facial expressions. Corlys and Rhaenys are SO cool to me. Yall seen how Viserys was struggling up them steps? Alicent came thru in the middle of Viserys’ speech like someone fed her Miracle-Gro or something lol Let’s just talk about it!
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A tweet said Rhaenyra kissed her uncle in front of her father and side piece right before she married her gay cousin… THE MESS!!
Sir CC: "let's runaway"
Ray Ray: " and be commoners?... uhhhhh no thanks" 🤣😂🤣😂
Sir CC "But babe we can have all the oranges and cinnamon you will ever want' 😂
Not CC & Ray Ray😭😭😭😅
Messy-messy! I cackled when Viserys made them get married that night because it was supposed to be a seven day celebration. Viserys saw that interaction between Daemon and Rhaenyra and said hell to the nah!
lol for real!
😂 Facts!
Rae was like 🗣WHO FINNA BE POOR????
😂😂😂😂
Lmao and I couldn’t even be mad at her for that at alllll 🤣
The irony of Otto warning Alicent that Rhae will kill her children to secure the throne.....and yet he was the one who put his daughter in such a predicament in the first place 🤔😂
He let that old man lay on top of her and give her worms. Old scheming dog
Right?! 🙄 Spreading poison in everybody's ear about Rhanerya the entire time, did everything he could to get rid of Daemon from standing by his brother's side, etc. The man has single-handedly torn the Targaryan family apart, and created allllll this chaos, and NOW he's worried. 😒 Ser, (book spelling of the word, lol) you should have just sat there & ate your food.
Yes, i'm team Green but that pissed me off.
He now planted the seeds in Alicent head and she's going to think everybody is out to get her kids.
Exactly 💯
Tyrion proved once again he’s the best Lannister and he’s not born yet 😂
Facts!😂😂
Rhaenyra ain't lie to that girl. Alicent didn't ask the right questions
THIS. The rumor was she slept with her uncle. She didn’t. Alicent is just taking out her frustrations, over her sexual assault by the king that night, and projecting onto Rhaenyra, who had consensual sex and enjoyed her best life. It’s a bit of envy and it’s a sad mental health situation.
Otto getting fired wasn’t due to Alicent believing Raenyra. It’s unfair for him to lay that on her. It is him and his machinations and spying and overplaying his hand and being pressed to get his grandson on the throne and moreover controlling the king. In general people clamoring for power through their kids and putting them in harms way.
Thisss 😕💯
Exactly 🖤
"I don't know what you're talking about Black man in Westeros" 🤣😂🤣🤣💀
Rhaenyra saw Laenor and said “Mmmmmm! This one got a little sweetness to it”. On a serious note, Rhaenyra and Laenor are both so ahead of their time, I hope they do some nice things together.
The look so good together in the clip that was released
I love how the Valeryons walked into the wedding! It was so bad ass!
Seriously, what a family. 😃 Love them so much!
@@KabbalahSherry they are the True Kings and Queens 🔥👑😌
Literally watched it over and over- was so good 🤩
Criston did NOT ask Rhaenyra to run away because of innocence pure true love. baby. Girl. SWEETIE. He was literally only trying to restore HIS position by them getting married.
Ok.
Ok
OK
She has bright blonde hair.
for one thing.
But he’s asking her to leave
Her home
Her friends
Her family
Her country
HER DRAGON.
....for what?
Like really for what.
And what exactly would HE be giving up?
A cloak? That he’s already sullied?
right.
Going to run away to...
riiiiiight
to his country. to his family. to his people.
Oh yeah...he’s sacrificing SO MUCH.
😫🙄
Crispy Coles can suck an egg.
And he’s killed one of our only gay characters.
nope
Nope
NOPE
he’s trash trashy trash.
Exactly!! All of this! It was never about rhae, he worried about himself. Nigga sound like zuko talking about “my honor!” Boy bye. He had at least 20 minutes to think about it while taking off a million layers of armor, if “honor” was that important he would’ve refused her regardless.
Loved the Velaryon's entrance! Opulent and regal. Gorgeous family.
No!! Alicent didn't kill Sir CC when confessed because she's playing chess not checkers!...she def gonna pull out those receipts later on! 😂
They do the Velaryons SO NASTY with them wigs! It’s a disgrace
“Get this wig off my good sis….nvm”😂 lmaoooo screaming
Ser Crispen was delivering fanfics on the ship. He got an undercover account on ao3 and updates every Sunday, his very own slow burn forbidden love gem. I need the link!
I’m SCREAMING
LMAOOO
Not AO3, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
🤣🤣🤣
@@lonelysith66 tell me I'm lying?! If Rhaenyra would've given him 1 more minute he would've added a "there was only 1 bed" situation to his ship to Asshai as well!
Nah. Allicents behavior is all Ottos fault. He directs her and isn't transparent but expects her to know shit. If he really put her on the way he should have she would have had better control of the situation.
Exactly!! He’s always speaking in code and she’s like 🤨 the whole time lmao he gets on my nerves
Laenor and Laena's wigs are trash. I was surprised because Corlys, Vraemond and Rhaenys' wigs are on-point. LOL They need to stop playing with them kids!
It’s giving MOP! Real lightweight… the type I like to do my kitchen with 😌
Corlys wig looks a fool as well. Those are supposed to be dread locks. It’s giving feather duster
@@itsniquenique45 I disagree. I think Corlys' locked wig is quite good. It most def looks better than Laenor's. Everyone with Afro-textured hair looks pretty good but the bi-racial kids....their curly textured wigs look like cheap synthetic wigs from the beauty supply store. SMDH It makes no sense.
@@Orchid_1026 Yeah the kids, especially Laena, wigs looks like George Washington’s powdered one
I will NEVER get over that baby wearing that big George Washington wig talking bout having a bunch of heirs 😂
This beacon glows green like wild fire. The music that was playing when alicent walked out was the same from when cersei destroyed everyone with wild fire.
😮😮😮
Its also a song related to the faith. The faith headquarters are in oldtown same as the maesters. The hightowers control both the faith and the Maesters.
They got power power
Is really nice they made the relation to Wildfire/Cersei/The faith/Oldtown
Lannsiter and Hightowers are really mirror houses.
@@vanessaamesty6739 thanks for this. This also makes a lot more sense.
@@RagingButtafly23 I didn't related to the Wildfire until you pointed that up. Is genious. Great catch.
This show has so many layers
@@vanessaamesty6739 damn haven't seen your comments in a while. Remember talking about game of thrones with you lol
I love both Rhaenyra and Alicent. It makes me so angry that Alicent’s father pretty much ruined their relationship. I feel like Alicent learning the truth has put her on the path of actually playing the game. She isn’t innocent minded anymore, so she’s finally at the table looking at the hand she was dealt with clear eyes. I just wish she was left out of this lol. I don’t want to see her and Rhaenyra finally go against each other, but Alicent really did eat in that green dress. When she called her stepdaughter….the SHADE!
I also love Rhaenys and Corlys so much. You can tell how close they are and how much they genuinely love each other. They have each other’s backs and it’s beautiful to see in this world where so many men treat their wives with indifference. When he said that she should have been queen I was completely sold on loving them. They know what’s tea.
And you’re right about those damn wigs. They have the budget to do better. I also loved the longer video and can’t wait for next week! The shit is finally popping off for real since ten years will have passed and Viserys is living on borrowed time.
I thought I was the only one LIVING when Alicent came in with the green and that music! And I’m not even Team Green!
Ugh 😤 i hate to admit it but it was definitely a Power move for sure 😒 she gets only one thumbs up for that 1👍🤣
Team black 🔥🔥🔥
@@empressquamina6847 Right. Still team black! Lol
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i think rhaenerya was goingto tell him and that's what makes him betraying her so upsetting because it's obvious that she cares for him more than he does. like he talking bout the kingsguard is all he has but being heir is all she has like is he forgetting she is a woman and the first female heir??
The acting just keeps getting better like.. paddy (??) is so excellent like I will miss viserys trifling ass
His face when Rhae and Daemon were on that dance floor lmaooooo. The casting on this show is immaculate
Sir Criston has that fundamentalist mindset where he feels guilty for breaking the rules and doing something that normal people do.
Oh my fucking God Adrian keep it coming 33 minutes. I’m completely here for those. I’m making dinner right now ✅😂😂😂💕💪🏾💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
I FKN LOVE YOU!!!!!!❤
AAAHHHH 2 of my favorite GoT content creators in the same place, I'm gagging!!! 🤗🐉
ALLICENT IS NOW REFERRED TO AS MIRACLE GROW! 💚💚😂
Her body her choice 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
I like Cristan better when he had less lines but that’s just me liking quiet niqqas and I WAS RIGHT like how do you snitch so quickly. Ngl him crushing jeoffry’s head midday gave me major twd flashbacks I was speechless.
Exactly. Just look & nod 😂 no more lines sir lmao
THANK YOUUU!!! Joffrey’s dumb ass got his own self murked. Why would you walk up to a fully armed guard talking about blackmail?
Right?! And he's already in a pissy mood because of the rejection!
But he didn't even blackmail him though, that's what's so crazy about Ser Crispin's (lol) unraveling! 😅 All he basically did was tell him he knew their secret, but that it was all good, cuz he planned on staying quiet about it all, and he hoped Crispin would too. But the Man is unhinged, so what else can we expect? He had a sexual tryst ONCE as a kingsguard, and did all this. Absolutely wild.
@@KabbalahSherry nah then you missed it… also, what was the need to go over to Cole? If you know the secret then fine. Why draw any attention? He was dumb and got himself killed. I don’t think Cole should have beat him to death but smack him around once or twice. I feel the worst for Leanor because he lost the love of his life.
@@MissGrandeko exactly! I feel the worst for Leanor because he would have still been able to be with his love
@@KabbalahSherry that’s what I’m saying, he wasn’t blackmailing him???? He was literally saying: “we in the same boat, let’s protect the people we love”
Mr. Cole is the one who was so caught up about breaking his vow that he lashed out. These kings guard and knights be fucking all that time!!! Cole is crazy
The only recap I need for this show!! keep it up Adrian!
Your review makes the show even better. Hilarious!
I look forward to your reviews just as much as the series 😂😂 the gay paraphrasing has me on the floor everytime! Joffrey was very very dumb exposing himself like that. Damn, the lgbtq characters in Westeros never last more than two episodes, we can’t have shit 😭 they’re always getting killed. I also wonder about the role of Larys… how did he know that Rhanerya was offered the tea? Is he like an old version of Varys or more like Little Finger? Trying to cause conflict and division to push his power agenda further? 🤔
NOT SWORD FIGHTING 😭😭😭
Sir krusty! I've hated him and alicent the snake from the beginning!
And yes Rhaynera and Alicent were awesome!
Ole boys death was very avoidable. He overstepped. You can't go to a place you not from making slight threats to people you don't know with info that you not even supposed to have. You the side. Lanor done already laced you up on what's happening.
Poor Ser Criston Cole not realizing he was just on-call peen...smh. I knew he was big mad, but I wasn't expecting him to lose it like that on Ser Joffrey. But Joffrey was talking to him crazy and had the nerve to pat him on the a$$ so oh well. I feel bad for Coley Cole. Maybe he'll get sent to the Night's Watch or something idk. lol.
Not 'on-call peen' 😭😭😭🤣
Alicent is a follow the rules type of girl (forced to it) and suffers from it so she thinks every women should suffer as her and so Rhaenyra, she is full of hatred against her from now on
Love the Valeryon entrance but the wedding scene had me emotional lmao. Laenor was bleeding and sobbing reciting vows and Rhaenrya was just supporting him. Funny but sad.
“It’s giving my body, my choice!!!!” 😂🤣🙌🏾 exactly! I’m living for your commentary! 😆❤ love it!
YESS! Let me get my snacks and weed over 30 minutes!!!
34 mins lets goooooooooooo
Gay tavern in #FleaBottom 😂
I wanna party there 💅🏻
They needed to get Arrogant Tae to get these wigs together🤣🤣🤣
I am Groot? I’m weak!
"Her Body, Her CHoice, That's what the fuck I saw" SCREAMING AT THAT 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Every week I look forward to this!!!
im effing CRYING....this whole this was epic
I so look forward to your commentaries on Monday’s!! Thank you for the long videos!
I loved the long reviews I needed it.
yaaas this review was exactly what I needed. You perfectly described my irritations with Joffrey and his loose lip having ass. Just shut up and hold onto the secret! Ser Criston is already pissed because Rhaenyra declined his proposal, but he also soiled his vow of chastity 😭😭can you imagine how pissed he was that evening watching the woman he loves dance with her soon to be husband? lol I'm just saying Joffrey didn't have to die. Also, Alicent is becoming my fave. I just love seeing her warp in front of our very eyes. Also, I can't wait for the next episode. Some of those babies had dark brown hair 👀👀👀
Hahah you’re picking up on a big plot point… this is gonna be good!
I live for you and the grey area reviews! Love you keep it up!
Been waiting allllll day for your recap. Great job as always. This ep was so ghetto, the shade that was thrown around I’m like who needs sun screen at this point🤭🤭they were so messy. Im about to rewatch this ep fr😭😭
You killed it. Your review was amazing. I Can’t wait to see you again for episode 6.
Between You, Pay or Wait, and KevonStage I get my black HOD life!!!! Lol
Daemon wasn’t mourning 😂😂😂
Listening to this on my way home from work🥰
Did anyone else notice that the Valeryon children grew up but no one else? Am I missing something?
Yeah they made it more pronounced since they were younger kids (maybe like 10-12) while everyone else was already a teen/adult so their changes were less pronounced
I know I’m late but I cackled hard, so funny.
They are on Driftmark but in Hightide. Corlys is so black that after he got that bag he had to flex & built a new castle that becomes an island during hightide.
Targaryen & Velaryon need to stop acting like they aren’t already one giant family. Velaryon is a cadet branch at this point.
I was loving this episode.... Until the end. That Criston Cole arc was completely ruined, like gurl wtf
ser Criston def gonna swear loyalty to alicent at this point... whew oh no its gonna be messy
I hate that otto put his daughter in that position but also hated how alicent went through with marrying the king
It's the narration here for me 😂😂😂
I was rolling this whole review 😆😆 great job
This is the greatest breakdown online! Holy shit IM DYING OVER HERE!
But, I disagree with you. Criston Cole did not ask Rhaenyra to run away with him out of love. He asked her, out of shame. If you notice, his hands as he is talking. Every time he says "WE or US" he points to himself. He broke his oath, and he can not live with his deeds, so he is asking a PRINCESS, to give up a throne. Its not love. And he kills Ser Longmoth because if he cant have the life he wants with the Princess...why should anyone else? As the episode goes on, you see that he is deranged. And how is Rhaenyra going to runaway and hide? She has silver hair and a Dragon following her around. They would have spent their lives in caves. Boy... GTFOMF.
And Rhaenyra was not spouting propoganda LOL HAHHA! First episode, she said Targaryens are closer to Gods, than men. That is how she views the world. "Bitch, Im a Whole Goddess. Sell oranges and Cinnamon??? Boy, stop playing with me. I literally have to save the world. Didn't you see my Dragon? Didn't you see the White Heart Deer give me its blessing???". No Mercy For Christon Cole - he is a sociopath.
Thank you for EVERY REVIEW you do!!! I COULD NOT WAIT to hear this one!!!!🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🥰
Great vid when I did my reaction for my channel my brain was all over the place I couldn't think for a hot min. That's when you know an episode is good it leaves you speechless and confused in a good way. 🖤🐉
Lanors mop wig is annoying my soul
The next Laenors wig looked better
Love your recaps. I be laughing out loud❤
Idk why laenor wig levitating like ??? Wtf
I only run to you and gray area’s house of the dragon videos I love y’all ❤
Leanor's wig pissed me off the entire episode. it was soo god damn stiff. they need to do better
omg i’ve been WAITING
Not Nee-Gor 😂😂😂😂
I thought he was trying to “Pull Up!” The cousin!😂
Not Jack’d 😂😂😂😂😂
First! Always Look forward to your reviews!
We have a name for dudes who are butthurt or rage after getting rejected by women - Incels.
It’s just like a dude getting mad because a woman won’t go on a date with him - that whole “so you think you’re better than me?” Uh, yeah, in this case.
But this guy skipped the date and went straight to - let’s cross the ocean to a strange land that we’ve never been to, to get married so I can isolate you from your family, friends, home, dragon and promising future, so you can belong to me.
Sleeping with a woman doesn’t entitle you to her body.
By chaotic you mean excellent. Dark and Shakespearean. And thank god very little of Daemon being a cringelord.
Let's go
34mins purrrrrrr
You are a mad man😭😭😭
Lmaooooo Adrian please 😂😂😂
Yess !!!! Get a KNEEGoOoR yo do the valerians hair like what’s hard
They need to get blacks in charge of the hair department, BeCaUSe this hair is giving "Today Drained ME"
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Team Green, I'm sorry. I love mess and i can't wait to see Alicent kids.
Unique that’s what you are😹😹
yall think daemon and rhaenyra kissed in the midst of all that mess???
Daemon is so annoying and reckless