Reading Minecraft's Negative Reviews (So You Don't Have To)
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Minecraft is the best selling game ever made, and it's not even close. The closest second is GTA 5, which sold almost 70 million less copies than minecraft. The original super Mario Bros didn't even sell 70 million copies.
But apparently, despite being the best selling game ever made, receiving critical acclaim, it still has negative reviews... 
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They didn't just gate redstone behind a "skill-curve," they gated it behind an entire Master's level Degree in Coding and Engineering
redstone works differently between bedrock and java hope you have a degree in two coding languages
@@brk3951 I've got both, but I'm better at Java redstone
im honestly not convinced that even the minecraft developers know how it works, by any means
@@jaydentt there is 4 pages about a GIGANTIC redstone build that was not made by notch or any dev in mojang, in the original redstone book and i have both redstone books
@@theplayer4664 Was it that massive zombie wave survival contraption?
"they copied water and grass from Fortnite" ...what about the real world?
Fortnite created the world in 7 days, it's in the bible look it up
@@htwo1 oh shit you're right, I forgot.
@@P4rz1va1 yeah bro they literaly created marvel
@@htwo1 god created Fortnite in 5 days, mum's/mom's credit card in 2 days then all the easy stuff while vbucks were processing
@@htwo1 and I, a Unreal Tournament player, can kill Fortnite players by just ripping their necks.
The last review literally killed me inside 💀
What are you talking about they *literally* stole it from Fortnite?
@@Breeze007 oh boy....
@@jasonfike4548 *every single person on earth would like to know your location*
@@jasonfike4548 Fortnite was intended to be the spawn of CoD and Minecraft.
basically everything he listed was before fortnite
Red stone is basically a coding, I never knew you could use it for serious game coding like Minecraft in Minecraft. Absolutely amazing.
If you knew anything about programing you'd know that
@@dungeontnt Ouch okay Sheldon
@@raymickens440 whom is that, like for real it is not a Good name
And helpful for understanding circuit logic
It's not just coding. It's coding using an altered version of the most basic form of coding known to man. It's almost coding in pure binary, with only the barest luxuries given to the player. It's honestly insane that people have managed to do some of the things that they've done with it.
"It's violent and there's death"
They pretty much describe real life there 🤣
And 99% of games
Seriously even childrens games have some sort of "death" they're all just different
maybe parents should start reporting about real life
Even Mario, the embodiment of family-friendly video games, has death and "monsters" that Mario is intended to kill, or else potentially be killed by. Some parents are just crazy, and the sheltered kids of those parents are going to grow up severely unprepared for reality as a result.
Real Life: 1 out 5 stars
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish - let me introduce myself to kids HAHA
Minecraft is bad because my wife left me
As someone who also have had their wife leave, I agree.
Lol
So 5/5 stars?
Haha wife bad
Shouldn't you be in prison for the crimes you committed with Walter White? I thought Kim and you divorced? All jokes aside, I friggin love Better Call Saul.
the warden is the devs way of telling us how easily they could turn minecraft into a horror game.
If you ask sime people its already a horror game :D
@Abyssalwolf413
One day I was mining, I looked up and an Enderman was just standing there watching me
Scared me so much I jumped
And then there is Pearl walking casually with the Warden
@@Abyssalwolf413Cave noises while wearing a headset will never not scare the shit out of me. And, random Creepers in you base
@@Fool408 hahah mood. nothing more terrifying.
The thing is about redstone is that its really complicated. Ive spent actual years slowly developing my redstone skills and im still HORRIBLE at it but the thing is none of this stuff was ever truly intended to be made. When they made redstone they made some basic easy fundamentals which bugs and weird update decisions made very difficult to understand. Stuff like tv screens werent ever a real thought in the devs heads until someone made it
True. They never really thought about all the insane stuff redstone could do. They just made a silly little system, and then the community was the one who said "You know what we could do with this?... We could code."
Place block. Make upside down T. Thats probably all Notch was thinking. That and Beast Boy apparently
There are just some people whose brains are more fit for more complex stuff.
Actually, redstone is extremely simple and atomic. Each component in a redstone contraption is pretty plain and insignificant in function.
The complexity comes when you try to combine the different redstone interactive components into a single machine. The bigger the machine, the harder it becomes to make it work.
Just like it is in real life: you wouldn't be scared by a piece of cable or a transistor, but trying to analyse the mind-melting complexity of a micro processor and the functions of it's millions of microscopic transistors is quite a challenge.
It started with the developers wanting to open doors with wiring, and the community was like "wait, we can make logic gates out of these" and made literal computers
Even if mojang shut down “Minecraft server” forever I think the modding community would do just fine with out it.
and the fact that minecraft servers are run through your own computer or server
The only "Mincraft server" are Realms (actual Mojang server) and auth system.
Best thing about this, some Minecraft server dont need authenticated to Mojang. That is why term cracked server exists. Downside of that is you need username password plugins to avoid unauthorised duplicate (i don't know the term) to destroy or grief.
there are a ton of cracked servers that don't need you to authenticate with the mojang servers, so it wouldn't do a lot of harm
@@ricktheweeb5382 for some servers you do need to connect to a mojang server to confirm you own the game
In regards to your redstone point: Fun fact: Redstone is turing complete, meaning you can literally program anything with redstone, including minecraft, and have it work.
@@markk_hypercubing Fundy also did something similar
true, you can make all logic gates in game, so you *_could_* make an entire computer running a modern OS, but it is hardly possible due to the scale of redstone builds
@@nathanhays8696 fundy didn't use redstone he used actual code his work is very impressive
@@phoenixthewolf6301 just goes to prove the points made in the video that Minecraft isn't just some boring sandbox limited by the things you see in the block menu. The fact that there can be so much done with Minecraft outside of stuff like Redstone or even command blocks.
@@markk_hypercubing yes look at the context of the coment and just look that he already knows.
I do agree that some of the new mobs like the camel feel like a mod. They are just so animated and detaild compared to most of the of mobs
Agreed, and with 1.20 the sniffer is the best worst example of this :(
Yeah. I think the Warden was fine because of how different it was to other mobs but the camel should not act different at all.
i think you're too nostalgic if you had never played minecraft before then you would like the new mobs. i like it but ive been around since update 1.9 because i can see past just nostalgia like nobody actually thinks the old textures looked better its just nostalgic
@@Top1tippy I have been around since beta so dont get me wrong, I have a loooot of nostalgia.
I just feel its out of place to have the newer mobs so complex and animated while others are simplistic.
@@pickled_avocado68 yeah I agree
The reason building a calculator in minecraft is so hard is because redstone is very simple and general. This allows you to use it for a lot of things from piston doors, to traps to computers but makes it more complex, the more spesific funktions your build has. This is also one of many reasons why there are so many different playstyles in Minecraft; the game gives you simple tools, an Infininite World and unlimited time to use these simple mechanics to create complex and beautiful things.
Very well said! Yet most people opt to play survival on the Xbox to feed virtual chickens in their wooden huts forever...
It's either that or playing on a PvP arena server with microtransactions.
Personally, nowadays I can't play Minecraft without mods, which is why I still play on the 1.12.2 and 1.16.5. I despise the new caves anyways.
No its cause building a calculator is hard you can build logic gates so you can build literally anything
Ah yes. This threw me waaay back when there were still Minecraft vs. Terraria wars. I thought we all matured and realized that both games are exceptionally good, but I guess…
Even the games themselves are mature enough to realize that, but sure go off little Timmy
Tbh minecraft and terraria are just too different to compare
@@aviewerofthings6000 yeah most people turn down the game like it's the end of the world
@@i_iz_boni from what I remember, theres a message on the minecraft menu saying "play Terraria", and in Terraria theres a menu message saying "play Minecraft" and also the creeper costume
It’s like comparing risk of rain 1 and risk of rain 2 they are different dimensions and therefore different genres
9:40 genuinely cant tell if this review is satire or not, it sounds waaaaay too close to our stereotypical "minecraft bad fortnite better" kid that turned out most of the time to be fictional
yeah i agree, i think he just didnt realize fortnite is only made in like 2018 while minecraft was in 2011 or older considering minecraft had a version called "cave game" which was also minecraft just not as developed
also "they copied fortnite creative mode" wth fortnite doesnt even have a world editor just stuff you can place in a small island unless you have a private server with the normal map
@@theplayer4664 you really don’t get the full scope of creative mode, don’t you?
@@podcasthub7526 i played creative mode fortnite only when it was in like episode 6 of season 1, so no i probably dont
@@theplayer4664 well you see, now you can make your own melee weapon, customize cars, a channels system that’s the backbone of the mode, and much more
Most updates give out a new device and some other stuff as well
Leaks are showing a Creative Royale mode that gives you creative but on the Battle Royale island
Creative 2.0 was announced a while ago and it’s basically unreal engine but for Fortnite
you definitely didn’t miss a lot
@@podcasthub7526 last episode i remembered of fortnite (just the number) was season like 2 episode 3 now its season 4 episode 6!
1:27
My man just said Minecraft copied Fortnite💀
minecraft is like a father to fortnite lol
To whoever didn't get this: 26 (counties held by Irish Republic) + 6 (counties held by Brits) = 1 Ireland
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This is a Minecraft RUclips Video
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@@Liechtenstein_real ♪Come out ye black and tans♪
@@htwo1 i forgot the lyrics
Ohhh thanks for explaining.
9:40
Had a moment where I physically and emotionally died from cringe after hearing this.
ONG i died inside
I seriously hope he was joking
Hit me harder than the cholesterol from butter deep fried a5 wagyu
@@stevecrafter518 hit me so hard, that i anccidently got common cold
He satire btw
I especially love those reviews that have the those "oh they copied for another game", especially in the times where it was the other way around.
" 'Hydrox?' That's a rip off of Oreo!"
I hope you're not referring to Terraria, because Terraria literally came out when Minecraft was in its alpha and had nothing to copy. Also a lot of people seem to forget that Minecraft has "Also try Terraria" as a splash text and that Mojang let Re-Logic add the Creeper vanity set to Terraria, which doesn't sound like something a game would do for a ripoff of itself.
Yes, I am fully aware. I was just talking about those cases in general.
"They copied the Airship from Among Us!"
"they copied the minecraft creative mode from fortnite" bitch fortnite didn't exist in 2009. Not even fortnite's save the world was there till 2014. How you gonna say minecraft from like 2011 copied a mode fortnite added in like 2020
@@MurderPigeon terraria better
@@tangytim6699 I agree
Even if redstone builds were easy, you will ALWAYS have that barrier between those who just USE redstone and those who STUDY the use of redstone
“It’s violent and there’s death” bro described literally every game (only the death part tho)
“Game I don’t like being popular is the reason the game industry is dying” has got to be one of the worst takes.
Bro its propably writen by a Kid Who dont even know Grass exist becuse they didnt touched it
pretty sure the "game industry is dying" claim has been around since video games were a thing
"the most violent thing depicted is a creature falling over and disappearing in smoke"
this is the one of the reason why I was allowed to play this game _years_ ago (and how I was able to get it for my birthday. _thanks_ _mom_ :D )
Warden?
@@AccSwtch50 "years ago" you're welcome.(also i don't mean this in a hateful way if thats what u thought :D)
@@Just_a_random_username oh, just wanting to say that for the people leaving the reviews nowadays, not you or OP.
@@AccSwtch50 oh,ok
@@AccSwtch50 warden looks like he has the spunch bop frown, wouldn't call him scary.
My brother introduced me to Minecraft a few years back and taught me how to play it. I love it so much.
You should've seen how shocked I was when he told me it actually has an ending to it, via the Enderdragon. XD
3:58 is actually a valid point. Game was good but Microsoft just won't stop fucking the community over every 3 updates.
Like 1.20. 1.20 makes me miss 1.19
@@HungryWarden1.19 makes me miss 1.14
@@tri-ify8852 yeah.
3:47 That guy isn't just a clown, he's the whole circus
Minecraft came out 3 years before terraria
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And both games recommend the other one
But Terraria is still better ngl even though I still love Minecraft
@@Griffo4 Uhhh... so what? That still doesn't change the fact that Minecraft came before Terraria
@@NotCzech001 he wasnt saying that he was just saying he likes terreria more
Yokeness Level: 4
Last Words: Minecraft is for Melvins.
kid named melvin:
@@miadesynced kid named finger:
Can’t say I’ve heard that insult before XD,
4:48 "Big ol' wallet diplomacy"
This was stuck in my head for the next few days. I kept on laughing about it.
I really love that you use the risk of rain2 music because its one of my favorite games👍 also i am currently on my way to the last commenter's housr to crit them with my sharpness 5 diamond sword
"They copied creative mode from fortnite"
-6yo kid
This one triggers me a lot
Same with the “ItS JuSt A RiPoFf Of TeRrAnIa” when minecraft came before terrania or fortnite
@@damianoandreaarrigoni4401 ikr
Facts
A 6 year old has a brain it would liberally take a two year old feral ghoul from fallout to think like that
Heh or a 40 yo man living in his parents basement
the game can be hard to get into for some people but something that helps a lot is having a friends to play with which gives you motivation to play
(yes i know half the people watching this video "dont have friends")
Thanks for including me
I've played with freinds many times but it still just gets too stale after a while. I prefer games that give an objective for you to complete over a period of time, so that it is satisfying to do.. I can completely understand why people like the game, but games like terraria and factorio are more enjoyable for me
I've watched a ton Minecraft videos as a kid, but I barely played it myself as there were no objectives in the game. Not until recently when I decided to build a big ass mansion that spreads over a river. Now with a goal I genuinely enjoyed playing and after a while new objectives were made spontaneously: make a secret path, build a canal to nearby village, build a prison for pillagers e.t.c.
Sandboxes usually struggle to keep your attention until you make your own goals, that's what I wanted to say
I have friends that play Minecraft but none of them want to play multiplayer, and anyone who does, would rather prefer it be a realm so it's private and we don't have the money to go around spending it on something like that.
Honestly the Bedrock edition of minecraft is easier to get bored of because of its heavily limited content and ability to play with friends, and Java's more fun more content dense modding community is hard to get into for a multitude of reasons from hardware limitations to computer literacy
it took me the whole video to realise youre using Risk of Rain 2 music. Respect lol, bangin game and bangin music
2:06 it did sound funny but one can only wonder why Johnny needs help? The reason he needs help might not be very funny at all because the reason why he needs help is because of an accident. It could be a really bad one. Be strong Johnny!
That last one made me crack up so hard he’s gotta be young , edit : PIN THIS PIN THIS PIN THIS PIN THIS
It was probably a joke or well, exactly how you said it.
Thank you Spamton G spamton.
bro man either said it as a joke, or they are 8 years old and think fortnite was out before minecraft
@@TheWolfeyBoi facts
Bro if that true I'm killing a child.
If zombies in minecrafy are scary for those people, forget about other mobs
Imagine them learning what Herobrine is 😏
Dead meme
I am too terrified of 6 rectangles with a face
@@TheEPICMarioBros2 scariest sh- I've ever seen
Warden: "Hello, there."
or the warden, imagine them casually digging straight down into a deep dark biome, get freaked out because it looks scary and then see a literal behemoth crawling out of the ground and then charging at them
now that's a funny thing to think about
I love how the last review faded into the ending ost
That last one almost gave me a heart attack
Creepies, aw man !
Prout
So we back in the mine
@@invertebrado Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side side to side
@@summerpog3870 This task's a greuling one,
Hope to find diamonds tonight night night, diamonds tonight
So we back in the mine tryna swing my picka from side to side, side side to side
Creepies!AWWW MAAAAAAN
I love how the example of no functional builds is an excavator, while you can just make a crane, put an dispenser with tnt (or an tnt duplicator if you are ok with gliches) on the top, and wire it up with a level, voila, working excavator,
You can even build moving "planes" or bombers, although redstone flying machines often look whack, building the basics is not that hard, but decorating/giving it more function gets exponentially harder.
"You can't build a functioning excavator" SciCraft server with many massive excavated areas using entirely automated quarries...
@@vibaj16 You are correct yet as said in the comment and is addressed in the video, thats not for normal players, even making a piston door requires tutorial vid's for most players,
An dispenser with timed tnt is also an fine excavator and is easy to build even I can do it
you can make a big plane that resembles a plane and drops inf. bombs below
Also, mods exist.
@@notme8232 true, but thats mostly out of reach for casual players, idk how to install them or find good ones.
The 4 horsemen of Minecraft mobs:
Zombies, Skellies, Spidies and Creepies
Man I really gotta look out for those creepies 😱
I really like how you balanced the humor and well-thought-out counterpoints in this video, it never felt like either was outshining the other too much and made a very enjoyable viewing experience with a nice mix of both :)
0:43 said the candy crush fan
it's funny what the guy at 0:49 says when you know that what you can do in minecraft is a reflection of your mind and imagination
4:29 When Minecraft is updated, the new features are going to feel like mods because they haven't been in the game before. People can have reasonable complaints about updates, but "this feels like a mod" isn't one of them. Also mods aren't bad either, it's just a pain to get them installed and compatible with each other, so if the game does that for you isn't that good?
I think there is a little more to it than just "any new addition will feel like a mod because it's new". It's something to do with Minecraft's design goals compared to any given mod's design goals and especially how the former have changed.
Minecraft used to be just a sandbox. A very generalised foundation for you to build basically anything on top of in the literal sense, as well as in terms of lore, and easily make it fit in, because the player was the only one taking charge of that aspect of the world. Mods have always had less of that generalised approach and went more for getting a specific element into the game - tech mods, for example, creating an implied guideline for how fantastical or grounded the world is and what sort of a technological standard exists in it. There has been a slight, but still somewhat noticeable shift by Mojang towards making Minecraft less of an unwritten book and more of a forgotten tale. The world has a story to tell now, one that is still very open to interpretation, but there is a lot more specific elements on the board than there used to be. In order to make certain ideas blend into the existing world well, a player might nowadays find themselves forced to contradict and ignore the subtle, but established story telling of the vanilla world. That is an effect you expect to get from trying to play a modded world in a way different to the style of the mods, not what you expect from the ultimate freedom, which vanilla Minecraft is supposed to give.
At least that's my take on why quite a few of the newer additions feel more like mods than vanilla features. Whether that's good or bad is entirely up to any given person's expectations. For anyone looking for a pre-existing, mysterious world to explore and get inspired by, it's great. But anyone looking to just do their own thing might find their own ideas clashing with the very world they inhabit and they have no ability to change that, as, unlike mods, you cannot just pick and choose which elements of the established setting you like or not.
@@remor698 fair point, with actual updates people don't get to pick and choose what they want, so it's reasonable to be disappointed with the updates, but the reasoning should be more than just 'its mod-like'. And some mods are the sort of thing that would never be added into the base game, but I guess what I'm saying is that every new update is something that could have existed as a mod before, not that every mod could become a new update.
I think it's because for the longest time Minecraft mobs have had pretty janky looking animations, until semi-recently they started getting more "polished", " smooth", "detailed", etc. animations which used to only be in some mods. One of the first such mobs was the Strider. That's probably where the "mod-like" complaint is coming from, as it's what many said when the Strider was first implemented.
Updates now feel out of place because they are making new things just so animated and expressive while your character walks like an r5 Roblox character
I think Mojang could make an "feel alive update" where they woul update all animations I even have an idea to adapt the old player animations into more modern ones but equally emotionless like when falling you character just open it's arms and legs a little
Yeah the new updates just donr fit with minecraft's style in my opinion. like take a long hard look at the warden then look at a iron golem, a mob with a very similar stature and just look a how different the animations look.
7:31 Which adds immensely to the replayability and overall fun of the game
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I HATE ads...
@@morganisapro6 oops spelling error
When is the a hat in time video (I can hear the game's ost in the background)
When I was a noob, I played Survival, and found a really cool roughly cube-shaped cave with a pillar of water flowing into a square-shaped hole.
I recently recreated that cave in Creative Mode.
6:22 Plants vs Zombies (the original) still looks good
Yes that's wat I said
You got a point
alright how did you guys find this comment
8:51, Command blocks are actually pretty easy to learn and you can make amazing things with them. Most of your problems can be found and helped online and I learnt actual commands in a day. And this is coming from somebody who's most experience with coding like commands is making the cat spin in scratch when I was 8
I made an entire game on scratch, then it deleted all my progress because it didnt save, so back to unity I guess
@@GamepadStudios Yeah I would always download your progress. RIP
Its all good, project got boring and scratch doesn't really feel ot look like coding. Good night it's 10 pm for me
6:46 I just got off zelda breath of the wild and started watching RUclips at almost max volume. And then I hear this music (if you know you know) almost giving me a heart Attack
I love minecraft, i especially loved the online. a few years ago my parents allowed me to go on online but they said only servers that aren't french to avoid "child-seeking persons" (if you get what i mean) and it actually was useful as it helped my english progress heavily.
3:44 *well well well, how the turned tables*
1:40 „Certified hood classic“ 😂🤣
I agree with it
It is definitely old
That last one... Oh boy, I have never wanted to die so much in my life
"Minecraft is for Melvin's"
Me, whose name is Melvin and loves Minecraft more than any other game: "Indeed it is."
the moment that kid said they copied creative from fortnite my heart started raging for blood
I doubt that was a real review considering they said the game "has water and grass which is copying Fortnite"
@@desestscourge6240 Well they've obviously never gone outside so they've never seen Grass or Water.
i think the warden is pretty scary for children tbh, its so creepy when all music disappears, screen goes black and the only think you see and hear is this big thing that kills you in 1 hit
Well to be fair, I’m not a fan of horror games, and the other day, at night, all lights off, I accidentally fell in an ancient city, and I was scared the hell off. And I’m 20 (but it was hardcore so there was definitely a part of stress, compared to when I play regular survival). So yeah, if a 10 years old kid ends up like me it can be a pretty scary encounter I think.
But those cities are especially rare, and those kids aren’t mining machines like me, and I only found 1 city in all the time I played since the update. So it’s unlikely they’ll find one by accident that easily
@@vizender same happened to me and i didnt know anything about the warden, the noise that he makes is really creepy (but i was searching for it, i knew it existed but didnt know how strong it is, i ended up dying)
Just drink night vision, or play on peaceful
@@nevascalange3091 game is literally unplayable on peaceful
The Warden scares the crap out of me and I'm 56!!
when i was trying to redownload minecraft on a new pc i encountered a review (i forgot if it was 1 or 5 stars) that literally just said "please give my family back"
The pain on the last one was so real i felt my heart stop and my soul burn. I will never be the same person ever again...
9:00 skill issue
No joke, my heart started pumping as soon as I noticed you posted a video of Minecraft.
But anyways, Minecraft is a great game, and its only flaw is that its owned by Microsoft which is the biggest flaw a great game could possibly have and I hate Minecraft for it.
Microsoft is trying too hard and I just wanna see my precious Minecraft being ripped from the hands of Microsoft and put in the hands of a company that is legitimately competent.
Also Minecraft is dragged down by hackers, complete idiots, karens, and children making reviews and starting drama for the *lulz*
Edit: God, I hate it when children make reviews, Its just so unnecessary and they'll just embarrass themselves...
I tried to crop out usernames as much as possible cause I realised they're probably all children, but at least it makes for some good content lol
Microsoft, unfortunately, have way too much money. So they can buy the best selling game of all time if they want to and it'll be in their clutches forever more, so they can make shit decisions with it for as long as they feel like. Which sucks, but 1 dev making a crazy popular indie game is a perfect recipe for this to happen
me when the hive treasure wars
I’m a child
@@the_bloodraptors1029 didn't your mom teach you to never say that on the internets
at least they're good for 1 thing, and that's making psyconauts 2 real, and actually existing.
I actually agree with the texture point about the older ones being better. At least, everything was far more vibrant and unique. Nowadays everything kinda slides into the next block.
The thing is, it seems more like a saturation(please don't kill me) problem more than texture. A lot of the new blocks have interesting patterns, such as the now different ore types. I still like the old ones better, but it is what it is
Can't believe Minecraft added Creepies. Very Violent.
4:07
Perhaps the only good reason to leave a - review
I once had a friend who wasnt allowed to play survival mode because it is too "violent"
can't you do the thing on creative mode
creative mode is more violent imo.
You have no consequences for commiting genocide, arson, and vandalism, while in survival the mobs you are doing it to will fight back
music frim Risk of Rain 2 is gold
HONESTLY, I wouldn't mind the chat filter, IF It was either COMPLETELY optional for every server, and servers without the feature were listed as "Potentially not safe for minors", OR if they made it so that the only Auto-filtered words were slurs, (That one not being able to be turned off), but individual server owners were able to add NEW censored phrases and words
0:50 It literally hurt to read this because servers *AREN'T EVEN HOSTED BY MOJANG...* And even if they were, _single player is not played on a server._
By closing the servers he meant by shutting the game down
Well askctually after the 1.3 update single player is now played on private servers you create
Insert nerd emoji hereV
1:54 5 year old trying to pretend as 21 year old
man... creepies are so scary... they made me cry
“Minecraft is one of the most innocent innocuous games out there”
the deep dark update: are you sure about that
I thought this was just gonna be one of those joke reviews for the laughs, but you really put a lot of work, props to you
2:16 this fucking killed me
The scariest part of this is definitely those old wheat textures and old Villager mechanics
“They copied creative from Fortn-“
*_”fall and die for your sins”_*
The appearence of ultrakill music was very unexpected but a welcome addition
9:45 ahh yes game feature made 2014 of game made in 2011 copied game feature made in like 2019 of game made in like 2018
"They stole creative mode from fortnite"
Got me on the floor 💀💀💀
The last Review really hurt
About the textures looking bad. Minecraft littelary has an option, to change the graphics of the game. They are called resource packs, and most of them are absolutly free.
What about bedrock
@@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539 there you can still buy a Texture Pack (which I don't recommend) or you can make one for bedrock and force it into the Minecraft files, so that it shows up in game
@@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539 bedrock comes with java for free now, use it
@@KubaBabilon There are also several unofficial websites where you can get Bedrock addons (including texture packs) outside the marketplace, usually for free.
@@lasergamer-xj4um most people in the world play pocket edition
2:00 funilly enough when i was like 8 i was actually scared of the monsters that come out at night so i always played on peaceful (and i usually played creative anyway) until one time a classmate had me play with him on survival normal difficulty and i realized it wasnt actually scary lol
Me too
Same
I wasnt scared of the monsters at all but the caves were scary
That's funny
@@abdulnasirbushra6049 true caves were p scary. i still think they're a bit scary now but not necessarily on their own, it's more bc anytime i come across a mob in there i get startled lol
"There is no objective"
Online minigames.
"There is nothing to do and it gets boring quickly"
Mods.
bro last one got me crying 😭😭😭
I agree on the redstone part, but there should be more items doing simple functional stuff, that are too simple, expensive or slow to replace redstone but offer similar funtionality for users not able to get that good with redstone. Maybe something like big doors, simple excavators . That way big tnt excavators and 3x3 doors are still an acomplisment, but you can get similar, but worse experinces with a single item.
It might not be a game you personally love, but there's gotta be some really easy content in reading Fortnites negative reviews.
I played it once for ten minutes so unfortunately I have little to say.
And I'd have to actually play fortnite to remedy that :/
@@htwo1 How about reading Doom Eternals negative reviews then?
@@htwo1 or Ultrakill
seems like you are playing it since you put one of the music tracks in the game
FUCK
I just realised you did
I could almost imagine going on steam and looking at phasmophobia (ghost hunting game) or EOTU (ant game) and seeing a negative review saying they copied fortnite
6:59
ITS.
A.
*SANDBOX.*
GAME!!!!
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT
3:51 based, minecraft has no dirt rod
I only do creative because the best part of the game, building and creativity but it takes so long to bring for anything that it becomes boring
i think what it would say, they direct limitation upon the redstonne for exemple no proper rototation, custom veicules can be trigger only once and also can't have complexe circuitry inside
(at 6:16 ) saboteur one of the most iconic game of my childhood. tho its a shame that no one has played it. its like gta but you are more driven towards the story.(please give it a try). and your (Htwo) video is amazing keep making more :D
I like how the moment the last review said "They copied creative mode form Fortnite", the video just fades out and goes into the outro
tbh i agree with the function one. it feels like i can only try to make visually impressive things, but nothing that has an interesting function. even space engineers has more of both, and redstone is very clunky, like I can't even build something easily that rotates blocks, like a simple big door or whatever
3:54 I support you man
hope your joking
one other game i can say aged well is Sonic Unleashed, game released in 2008 and still looks amazing.
sonk
Thanks for doing this, if this video never came into existence, I’d be starting a war with the rest of the world.
3:39 "people who think they're really clever" I always thought these people just got mixed up.
Tbh the warden animations look like a modded mob if the other mobs moved as much it might fix it
Yeah, the warden and the frogs both are outstandingly well animated compared to nearly every other creature in the game. It's one of those symptoms of the devs always adding on more stuff to the game, but rarely revisiting and polishing up the old stuff. The end result is a game with an obviously variable level of quality to it, which should really be evened out in a dedicated update to feel more like a complete experience rather than the variable stack of updates that it is.
Its definitely just nostalgia for most people. Take the pokemon fandom with new pokemon: they always seem like fakemon, when in 2-3 business days everyone is swooning over it
1:02 i think I'm the only person who gets the most randomest reference ever
I feel like there's a reference here I just can't put my finger on it
4:35... I mean hes not 100% wrong
How tf did Minecraft, made in 2009 copy Fortnite, made in 2017 creative mode...
*HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE!?!?!????!???!??*