I, through no fault of my own (the A.I. is king at misunderstanding what you're trying to say), broke them up. After Grace left, Trip was distraught over never admitting he "forced" her to marry him, saying, "I should have told her, I should have told her". I asked, aloud, "Should you have told her?" and grabbed the eightball, giving it a shake. As the screen faded to black, the only thing left was the small blue triangle, that read "Who Knows?". I found it profound.
@azuritereaction the minecraft videos im doing will be basically insane seeds i've found through my own experiments and giving you a tour of them, basically
You have me to thank, I just posted this video under the example "Artificial Stupidity" when she said something about replacing the work table when you told her to break up
Under the section: "Artificial Stupidity:" They use one of yours, "Grace: I'm so tired of looking at this god awful work table. Maybe if I replaced it with um... Player: Break up Grace: Maybe if I replaced it with um... Player: Break up Grace: Maybe if I replaced it with um... Player: Break up Grace: Maybe if I replaced it with um..."
The stroke reminds me of when I played it earlier and I kept suggesting drinks and Grace would back at me and say "Al...." Me: Drinks Grace: Al.... Me: Drinks? Grace: Al.... It went on for like 5 minutes too.
Holy fuck When I watched this on the stream I swear I laughed twice as hard as I did now, I can't even breathe now! "did I ream you too hard?" Is the best line in the history of the internet, I congratulate you on your amazing improv azurite
"Did I ream you too hard?" OMFG you make me die EVERY time I watch these. I couldn't breathe when I watched episode 2. xD xD Thank you sooooo much for these videos!! xD
"Maybe if I replaced it with uhm-" "Break up." "Maybe if I replaced it with uhm-" "Break up." "Maybe if I replaced it with uhm-" "Bwahahahahaha....alright.."
@AlphaEpic1 considering i was doing these videos on this game six months before he was, and i've been doing commentary on video games since 1992 or so, i'm going to say no i don't copy him lol
Maybe if I replaced it with, ummm... Maybe if I replaced it with, ummm... Maybe if I replaced it with, ummm... Great, she's having a stroke. I lost it.
Try running around and tossing everything around. Don't stop moving. Just keep moving and picking things up and putting them down. If Trip calls you on being fidgety 3 times, he kicks you out.
im having problems with the game :/, sometimes they don't talk, or just stare and start talking afer a while or their voices cut, once they didn´t even open the door, and i dont think is my pc... i mean i can play from wow to crysis (in mid settings though) so... what? i have win7 and i already triend compatibility and admin mode.
Wow, it's glitching hardcore. Trip isn't supposed to yell "Grace are you talking about me?" if she's in the room.
lol
"You have no eyes!!!"
"Thanks Kelly, that really helped Trip."
0:36 Visitors from TVTropes, this is the timestamp you're looking for.
"GRACE, ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME?" Even though he's in the room lol.
"Break up!"
"Maybe if i replaced it with...."
"BREAKUP!"
"Maybe if i replaced it with"
*500 Years Later*
"BREAK UP!"
"Maybe if i replaced it with..."
Telling Trip to Calm Down all of a sudden had me in tears.
ive just spent the past hour looking for whichever facade video had "rectum reaming", and I am way too happy that I finally found it.
This is personally my favorite video in the entire Facade series next to Old Man.
Oh gawd, my abdomen hurts after watching all of your Facade videos in one go.
New outro is very nice, much better than the past attempts
I, through no fault of my own (the A.I. is king at misunderstanding what you're trying to say), broke them up. After Grace left, Trip was distraught over never admitting he "forced" her to marry him, saying, "I should have told her, I should have told her". I asked, aloud, "Should you have told her?" and grabbed the eightball, giving it a shake. As the screen faded to black, the only thing left was the small blue triangle, that read "Who Knows?". I found it profound.
This brings me back
haha i laughed so hard while watching this, amazing vid and congrats on 100th commentary vid
I haven't gotten us drinks! LOLOLOLOLOL
@azuritereaction the minecraft videos im doing will be basically insane seeds i've found through my own experiments and giving you a tour of them, basically
When you started running for the door, I thought you were going to grab the bottle for a moment xD
Congratulations on your 100th commentary
You have me to thank, I just posted this video under the example "Artificial Stupidity" when she said something about replacing the work table when you told her to break up
The Electrical Beast imitation is priceless. I cant even imagine if he actually did a 'Lets Play Facade'.
I'll never make it through one of these without pausing to die of laughter.
LOL the funniest yet, your voice is sooo hilarious in these : D
"I'm saying you need to get this wet for me" HAHAHAHAHAHA, CAN''T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!
0:41 That laugh was deliciously evil. And the LOLOLOLOLOLOL had me rolling.
@deionj718 just click in the beginning, there's an option on the start screen of the game
congrats to 100th commentary video !
Under the section: "Artificial Stupidity:"
They use one of yours,
"Grace: I'm so tired of looking at this god awful work table. Maybe if I replaced it with um...
Player: Break up
Grace: Maybe if I replaced it with um...
Player: Break up
Grace: Maybe if I replaced it with um...
Player: Break up
Grace: Maybe if I replaced it with um..."
After all the reaming in this video, Azurite had a nosebleed
The stroke reminds me of when I played it earlier and I kept suggesting drinks and Grace would back at me and say "Al...."
Me: Drinks
Grace: Al....
Me: Drinks?
Grace: Al....
It went on for like 5 minutes too.
Holy fuck
When I watched this on the stream I swear I laughed twice as hard as I did now, I can't even breathe now!
"did I ream you too hard?" Is the best line in the history of the internet, I congratulate you on your amazing improv azurite
I love this series
@DemonJoe27 computer didn't have enough power to continue the programming, it happens often in this game
So funny it hurts, as usual. =) Another hilarious "killswitch" is to ask Trip at the beginning if he "has heard the good news/word" look it up. XD
@ProR0cker yep, i'm going to do videos of it
I like how he wants to kick you out but he doesn't.
*YOU HAVE NO EYES!*
*NO?*
"NO!*
*Thank you, that really helps him*
That last bit felt like a horror game.
"Did I ream you too hard?" OMFG you make me die EVERY time I watch these. I couldn't breathe when I watched episode 2. xD xD Thank you sooooo much for these videos!! xD
Apparently, Andrew Stern (one of the creators) created Petz, Dogz, Catz, and Babyz before teaming up with Micheal Mateas.
"Maybe if I replaced it with uhm-"
"Break up."
"Maybe if I replaced it with uhm-"
"Break up."
"Maybe if I replaced it with uhm-"
"Bwahahahahaha....alright.."
Azurite I like how you actually come up with new characters... BRING WALTER BACK!
when i was watching this video you made me laugh so hard i almost spit out my tea.
Ew
Grace:Maybe If I Replaced It With...Um?
Azurite:HAMMER TIME!
RANDOM!
Trip is just standing next to grace...
GRACE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME?
Oh good christ, the "U MAD?" at 3:30 had me rolling.
LOL ask them where the bathroom is, they get really nervous and then start laughing like maniacs
Pro tip: Say "melon" right off the bat.
It's amazing.
3:07 OH GOD THE GLITCH
he yelled as if he was far away when he wasn't.
Grace: Trip is so-
Azurite: Sexy
Grace: -Mad & Confused face-
Azurite: U Mad?
Oh gawd these are hilarious. Keep 'em coming!
Azurite: You have no eyes!
Trip: NO?
Azurite: NO! :D
azurite: FANCY DEELDOOS!
i was trying to hold the laughter inside but i exploded when he said that
Literally
Can't believe how similarly this ended to the first one haha
"Kelly! I just realized! I haven't gotten us drinks!"
LOLLOOLOLOLOL
it is the human slender. waiting to kill staring.
I have a feeling trip is a cannibal
These just make me so happy :')
They froze on me when I played once.. even "melon" didn't get a reaction from Trip.
LOL trip yelled wen from they were right next to eachother im dieing of laughter
Did you know that if you type "Melon", it's like a killswitch and it makes Trip kick you out automatically.
I actually did this one time and made Trip t-bag his rug.
@AlphaEpic1 considering i was doing these videos on this game six months before he was, and i've been doing commentary on video games since 1992 or so, i'm going to say no i don't copy him lol
i love how he hummed hammertime incorrectly lmao
Trip: Brian!
Brian: I have Snipers Ready To Shoot
Trip: What?
Brian: One Phone Call, and
Brian: Your Black walls Will be Red!
Trip:"Is that romantic or what?"
Dez:"NOPE"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Maybe if I replaced it with, ummm...
Maybe if I replaced it with, ummm...
Maybe if I replaced it with, ummm...
Great, she's having a stroke. I lost it.
"You have no eyes"
"No?"
So funny I had to write it in the comments even though you probsbly just saw it.
-Grace, dearie
-Kelly... Trip is just so...
-SEXY!
-U MAD?
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
i had that same glitch the other day when i was playing this game :)
its in the description
I watch your videos and take a drink every-time i can't help but laugh...
"Swizzle Dick" ......I drank the whole case.
This episode is one of the best xD
I downloaded this game, but when I get to the door at the start I knock and nothing happens. All I can do is go in the elevator.
@DatZombie1 how is that a facepalm? lol i'm going to have video of it up soon
Trip:"Why don't I-
Dez:"SWIZZLEDICK"
*awkward silence*
Trip: :o
Grace: :o
it's so disturbing when they just stare at you.
im subscribing....cant stop crying of laughter....
Downloading right now!
trip is right there and yells grace are u talking about me like he is far away
Try running around and tossing everything around. Don't stop moving. Just keep moving and picking things up and putting them down. If Trip calls you on being fidgety 3 times, he kicks you out.
i love how ever time the uses the accent the game breaks XD
break up is a codeword for time travel.
im having problems with the game :/, sometimes they don't talk, or just stare and start talking afer a while or their voices cut, once they didn´t even open the door, and i dont think is my pc... i mean i can play from wow to crysis (in mid settings though) so... what? i have win7 and i already triend compatibility and admin mode.
"You have no eyes!" "NO?"
Kelly, i just realized, i havent got us drinks!!
ALOLOLOLOLOLOO
lmao
I JUST REALIZED... I haven't gotten us drinks!
grace: what?
trip: i fergot the drinks
azurite:lolololooooooooooooolol
Forgot
when i heard "Drinking!" i immediately thought of Charlie Sheens "Winning!" xD
I cant download this game it always says that it cant connet to the site or sometime plz help me i want to try this game out!
Appearantly Rectum Reaming brings out his accent...
"REACTUM REAMING!"... you are the BEST. xD
No a
@AlphaEpic1 what made you comment that question?
I forgot how funny some of these were!! =D
you need to reconnect the jar of preserved fruit?
i fucking died after 4:00 im trying hard not to laugh so i dont wake the folks but i think ima need CPR
which episode is the one of you going: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
it's really creepy when they just... stop! XD
I liked the part at 2:05 the most, though.
Dez:"Achohollllll, drinking, drinks, drunk, drinking...cheating...
Grace: >:|
are you gonna stream tonight, az? also nice new outro, still waiting to see what sound effects you use lol
im just gonna get in n be like ''U mad?, U mad?..
wait where?