You guys can dislike this comment all you want, but Jschlatt basically making fun of the Bible and it's teachings made me unsub from this channel and his main, if your seeing this Jschlatt, you need to take what Jesus said more seriously you don't know when you can die.
Schlatt, as a Catholic convert this speaks to me on a spiritual level. I greatly appreciate that you repost these for money because I relate to a lot of these!
I am not a christian but the claim that the fucking eucharist is not biblical is so dumb that even I have to make a comment. It appears in three of the gospels.
Don’t bring up the Christmas Day Massacre... Truly a disturbing cctv video. When he took out the candy cane... It is amazing it is allowed on this platform 🤢
@@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb it was a really popular shock video in the vein of 2G1C back in the day. schlatt is old enough to remember this old internet reference and reintroduced it to a younger audience.
@@extremebricks5450 Hating other people doesn't benefit anyone. what does benefit people is hating what they are doing and explaining why it's not a good way of looking at things. It's the difference between "You're stupid." and "What you did was stupid."
@@extremebricks5450Bible teaches us not to hate, I’m not catholic but I feel like if you’re a follower of Christ you’re good. I lost all respect for Jaiden though
Funny story: The name "Isreal" means "fighting with god". And Israel is named after the guy named Israel. But his birth name was Jacob. There is a story in the bible where Jacob, a random shepard, goes into the dessert and beats up a random, old man. Turns out the guy Jacob was fighting was the god Yahweh. And Yahweh is so fucking impressed that he renames Jacob into "Israel" because Jacob managed to defeat god in a wrestling match .
@@Wikarian99PLI don’t blame them, he was trying to spread the Gospel, yet she irrationally sparked at him with false and misunderstood information, but they should also forgive her since she was probably raised to not believe in the Holy Father.
100%. Schlatt is the priest at my local Traditional Latin Mass, and his sermons are always just shouting at us to repent and violently pointing at the confession booth 🔥💪
I'd say he definitely grew up a Catholic and I'd say he probably still believes in God or maybe a god but I also doubt he lives a Christian life, let alone a Catholic one
I am touched. I am from Louisiana and am devoutly Catholic. Watching jschlatt, Big Guy, schlatt, jschlatt99, be so intimate with my own religion touches me in a way I cannot describe. Cheers
Y'know, I'm surprised Emma didn't come out in hives during that Christmas service. As a fellow 'human' who also can't walk into a church without bursting in flame she was a real trooper for sticking around as long as she did.
@kingroi42 excellent question! Because it rejects the Church founded by Jesus Christ, rejects his sacraments, rejects his apostles, and rejects the Papacy which He founded
@kingroi42 The Bible that you read was compiled and canonized by the Catholic Church. They choose which books to include and which to leave out. They had the authority to do this because they have apostolic succession passed down from Jesus to Peter and the other apostles. The Bible is excellent, and one of the most important ministries of the Church, but remember that Christ came to found a Church, not to found a book for everyone to read
"The people killed Jesus, he got crucified" That was LITERALLY THE POINT, Jaiden. He knew he would be crucified from the beginning, he did it to absolve humanity.
I honestly do not know what Schlatt sides in terms of religion, but for me, it is off putting to hear many of the people who he talks to have this hatred of sorts to God and hoping that he does not exist. People say religion is a cult; by modern definition religion is not a cult, but to worship God and give to him what he deserves. The main reason I am here to spew about this is mostly because I am Catholic, and to see the faith being misrepresented or even insulted with strawman arguments sadden me, and I hope that Schlatt better understands that Catholic faith and that the people around him that insult Catholicism, God, and Jesus may better understand and show more appreciation to all three. Agnus Dei Qui Tolis Peccata Mundi, Miserere Nobis.
@@julesking1303 It's unfortunate that people may have bad memories associated with religion but Jesus is Lord and is owed reverence, regardless of what atheists or agnostics think.
@@Flonchosis Bro doesn't understand how jokes work, nor that people can make good points without having to mean them or take them seriously; in other words, the concept of banter seems to have completely escaped you.
3:57 Jesus willingly laid His life down, taking upon the wrath of the Father. Jesus could have very easily got off the cross, and take away the breath of every single man on earth, and it'd be just. But thank God He didn't.
Fr I'm Catholic and the more educated I've become about Catholic teachings and history, the more accurate my "spidey senses" for anything Protestant becomes more accurate 😭
@@ExaFHMost protestants are chill and I enjoy discussing theology with my prot buddies. But like you said, a few denominations(and some non-denoms) *really* are borderline heretical or just unchrist-like in their actions and beliefs and end up giving Christianity a bad reputation (don't get me started on the Gnostics)
We DONT talk about what happened, we just refer to it as “the incident of ‘99” Stop disobeying the rest of the hive mind, and let yourself be assimilated once again.
@@jwest6058 We may tolerate all people but it's immoral to tolerate error. You can't be Christian if you don't put the Truth first and foremost. Well, more than only Christian. "I hate lies" is probably a sentiment all healthy humans would agree on.
Hi "Schlorg". I remember what you did to my family back in '99, despite how much you tried to make me forget. All i can say for now is that i reckon the 18th of march 2024 will be an interesting day
Matthew 7:21-23 The True Disciple. 21“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father in heaven. 22Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name? Did we not drive out demons in your name? Did we not do mighty deeds in your name?’ 23Then I will declare to them solemnly, ‘I never knew you. Depart from me, you evildoers.’
so funny how everyone is getting angry at jaiden for making fun of jesus in a meaningless debate abt pokemon vs lions when this whole video is devoted to showing clips schlatt's character as a caricature of a religious devotee while also "secretly" having gay tendencies that is literally a mockery of the institution of religion LMAO
12:30 As someone from New Jersey (no we don't exist you're imagining this comment) this is exactly what happens when you come to jersey. And when you leave jersey, you haven't really left, it's just a image made up by your imagination, you can't leave New Jersey.
as a christian i take alot of christ related joke lightly, i dont appreciate them alot of the time, but i learned to not take them personally, specifically because like how would i even defend god, not to say he doesnt care, but hes more focused on saving people, but how did jaiden expect people to react after saying 4:09? like the majority of humans, and america are christians catholic, or messianic jews, and i just dont get what was going through her head at all, and her response talked about why she didnt believe in god, but she barely apologized, the words she used are not some to be taken lightly, schlatts jokes are funny, her joke was risky and lemme tell ya people were not happy, especially her christian fans (some of whom i know are still unhappy with the response)
@JohnVictor-dr7m its just immature when people hate on christ for no reason or they hate christians, i just dont see how its okay to insult someones life purpose, i never do so because it defeats the teachings jesus gave about community and respect, i just choose to show christ in what i can
“If the world hates you, be aware that it hated me before it hated you. If you belonged to the world, the world would love you as its own. Because you do not belong to the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hates you. John 15 18 21
He really said: Credo in unum Deum, Patrem omnipotentem, factorem caeli et terrae, visibilium omnium et invisibilium, Et in unum Dominum Iesum Christum, Filium Dei unigenitum, et ex Patre natum, ante omnia saecula, Deum de Deo, lumen de Lumine, Deum verum de Deo vero, genitum, non factum, consubstantialem Patri: per quem omnia facta sunt. Qui propter nos homines et propter nostram salutem descendit de caelis. All bow during the following two lines: Et incarnatus est de Spiritu Sancto ex Maria Virgine, et homo factus est. Crucifixus etiam pro nobis sub Pontio Pilato; passus et sepultus est, et resurrexit tertia die, secundem Scripturas, et ascendit in caelum, sedet ad dexteram Patris. Et iterum venturus est cum gloria, iudicare vivos et mortuos, cuius regni non erit finis. Et in Spiritum Sanctum, Dominum et vivificantem: qui ex Patre Filioque procedit. Qui cum Patre et Filio simul adoratur et conglorificatur: qui locutus est per prophetas. Et unam, sanctam, catholicam et apostolicam Ecclesiam. Confiteor unum baptisma in remissionem peccatorum. Et exspecto resurrectionem mortuorum, et vitam venturi saeculi. Amen.
He really said Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum. Benedicta tu in mulieribus, y benedictus fructus ventris tui, Jesus. Sancta Maria, Mater Dei, ora pro nobis peccatoribus, nunc et in hora mortis nostrae. Amen.
He really said Pater noster, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum, fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo, et in terra. Panem nostrum, quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimmite nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris; et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo, Amen
@flameguy3416 April 31st, 1999, a loan man murders 14 and injures 3 while speaking in ancient Hebrew. Police are still looking for the suspect, Jschlatt.
We all love watching nearly 5 year old clips of Schlatt for him to be able to purchase cat food for Jambo and Soup.
Burnt soup
It's Unnamed Black Cat
but jambo is soup
@@aliiero the black soup
Yes
Schlatt is better off being a devoted catholic than repeating the things he did in 2001 and 1999
You mean 1999.
let alone 1999
2001 was "Schlatts" atonement for 1999
99*
@@eramo607productions6 Both. We also can't forget the heinous things he did in '03.
I love when Schlatt posts clips of him over and over for money ❤
I love...
You!
@@The_Actually_Real_Elon_Muskno😊
You guys can dislike this comment all you want, but Jschlatt basically making fun of the Bible and it's teachings made me unsub from this channel and his main, if your seeing this Jschlatt, you need to take what Jesus said more seriously you don't know when you can die.
@@brawlstarssponsorshipsL
@@brawlstarssponsorshipsactually lauged
Schlatt, as a Catholic convert this speaks to me on a spiritual level. I greatly appreciate that you repost these for money because I relate to a lot of these!
Better for him to profit off his own character than some heretical heathen blaspheming the name of our savior Jesus Christ.
However, This clip is nearly 5 years old.
@@Bandog23 So be it. : )
@@Inkdupbagman3697are you talking about his name being bangdog
@@neonplural Nah.
Schlatt being more angry at Connor for Protestantism than Emma for hating Christmas is peak Catholicism
You can't really be mad at a heathen but a heretic is much worse
@@flameguy3416 Sure, progressive Christianity is heretical but not Protestantism. BTW, the Eucharist and Indulgences aren't Biblical
I am not a christian but the claim that the fucking eucharist is not biblical is so dumb that even I have to make a comment. It appears in three of the gospels.
@@ting4758read John 6 and tell me that the Eucharist isn't biblical 😂
So you think there were no real Christians until the 1500s?
@@DoctorDewgong nah, they were real but misguided. I also dont believe Luther to be 100% correct if you where wondering
What a nice tribute video to Schlatt. Its never been the same since he got hit by that drunk driver 💔
It feels like he is still with us😔🕊
So sad he died
you mean a drunk CRASHER? they're the ones who give a bad rep to drunk drivers
Drunk crasher*
A real drunk driver would never crash, those drunk crashers give everyone else a bad name smh 😕
Drunk crasher*
No matter how much of a devout catholic "schlatt" tries to be, he can never be forgiven for the atrocities committed on 26 December 1999 at 7:36 pm.
Don’t bring up the Christmas Day Massacre... Truly a disturbing cctv video. When he took out the candy cane... It is amazing it is allowed on this platform 🤢
Bo no no. Thats the day god gave us schlatt
@@theredknight9314 god had no part in the creation of that “thing”
@@arad1278 he is divine
Dont forget about what he did in september 11 of 2001 and september 8 of 2022
if schlatt did an audiobook of the Bible I would listen to the whole thing
That like a month of content sign me up
Honestly same
I wish someone made a video of jschlatt ai reading the entire bible
👏ME👏ASWELL👏
The fact i can just sit and watch schlatt do just about anything forever is crazy
Yeah kinda concerning
Only schlatt can devote his life to God while also having extensive knowledge of Mr. Hands
One wikipedia search is all you need. The rabbit hole really is quite shallow here.
@@-Faris-Yea but why did he know to search for it?
@@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb it was a really popular shock video in the vein of 2G1C back in the day. schlatt is old enough to remember this old internet reference and reintroduced it to a younger audience.
4:12 This really shows how badly Jaiden understands the Bible, God was not trying to fight us and Jesus’ death was part of his plan for us to be saved
Word, I hate those types of people that will go on major offensives but nothing they say is actually true. As well as the mockery
@@extremebricks5450 Hating other people doesn't benefit anyone. what does benefit people is hating what they are doing and explaining why it's not a good way of looking at things. It's the difference between "You're stupid." and "What you did was stupid."
@jhonshmo8400 very good points
@@extremebricks5450Bible teaches us not to hate, I’m not catholic but I feel like if you’re a follower of Christ you’re good. I lost all respect for Jaiden though
Funny story: The name "Isreal" means "fighting with god". And Israel is named after the guy named Israel. But his birth name was Jacob. There is a story in the bible where Jacob, a random shepard, goes into the dessert and beats up a random, old man. Turns out the guy Jacob was fighting was the god Yahweh. And Yahweh is so fucking impressed that he renames Jacob into "Israel" because Jacob managed to defeat god in a wrestling match .
“Where’s God Schlatt” is still one of the funniest sentences I’ve ever heard come out of Jaden’s mouth
that debate is full of good quotes
obvious example being lion jacket
I absolutely love that video
But the worst part is Jaden got "canceled" by a bunch of religious maniacs for this
@@Wikarian99PLI don’t blame them, he was trying to spread the Gospel, yet she irrationally sparked at him with false and misunderstood information, but they should also forgive her since she was probably raised to not believe in the Holy Father.
@@Wikarian99PL Deserved
schlatt is the ONLY person where i can watch the same clips for over 29 hours over and over without getting bored
"its free"
As a fellow Catholic I can confirm all of this is true
100%. Schlatt is the priest at my local Traditional Latin Mass, and his sermons are always just shouting at us to repent and violently pointing at the confession booth 🔥💪
@@DoctorDewgong That feels specific.... to specific
@@confusedcleric6828 because it's true?
Yes, exchange your sanction for that sweet sweet dopamine hit.
If he didn’t commit those crimes back in 1999 he could’ve been the Pope
as a christian, hearing schlatt read the bible is, oddly, extremely comforting and soothing
he has a good voice for it ig
Okay but the phone message segement at 15:44 actually gave me chills. It is legitimately unnerving, even though its just a cardboard cutout.
"Almost never moves" is such a "Alright. Wait. What did he just say?" moment
The end of it made him into the Lamb of God. He repented
Five Nights at Francis’
But when she said "he ran away like a little b***h!" that's when it all went downhill
What video is that clip from?
I would absolutely go to a church service where Schlatt is speaking.
Mass
Deus Vult
Deus Vult
deez nuts
Deus Vult
He does his bits so well that I genuinely cant figure out if hes Christian or not 💀
I hope so
He’s probably a normal christian. He’s just pretending to be crazy about it.
I'd say he definitely grew up a Catholic and I'd say he probably still believes in God or maybe a god but I also doubt he lives a Christian life, let alone a Catholic one
The best is that he's a lukewarm one.
He is not in the slightest
Connors Protestant bit is one of the funniest in the video for sure
I am touched. I am from Louisiana and am devoutly Catholic. Watching jschlatt, Big Guy, schlatt, jschlatt99, be so intimate with my own religion touches me in a way I cannot describe. Cheers
Catholic Schlatt after every stream:
“Hey, God. It’s me again-…”
Supporting the man I’ve watched for years, by rewatching the clips that I’ve already watched millions of times
As a catholic, who has been baptized, given communion, and been confirmed, schlatt is a surprisingly well believing and devoted catholic.
i know this is old, but is he actually a catholic?
@@IrishNationalist1916 Of course not
@@jackpez.4526 yeah its sad.
@@IrishNationalist1916he is actually a Catholic, he plays it up for the camera, but he genuinely believes.
@@KaiserCaeser do you have a source for this? or is it just your opinion based off of observation? /genuine
WE GETTING OUTTA THE CHURCH WITH THIS ONE 🙏🙏🙏
You mean into the Church and out of the grasp of the Devil?
@@flameguy3416 WE GETTING OUTTA HELL WITH THIS ONE 🙏🙏🙏
@@flameguy3416WE GETTING THE HOLY LAND BACK WITH THIS ONE 🙌👏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🕍🕍🕍🕍🛐🕋🕋✝️
@@def3ndr887LETS FLIPPING GO
honestly coming from a Catholic, I wouldn't be surprised if he went to a Catholic school. We all be crazy like that
He is Catholic
Nah that's so fr tho 😭 Catholic school is a crazy experience, being Catholic myself as well who did Catholic school preK-12
@@haveagoodday1187 I went to catholic school grades k-6(pre covid) and then it shut down. Now I am entering the 11th grade brah
@@Yonaqusf good luck to you man, hope your year goes well
Y'know, I'm surprised Emma didn't come out in hives during that Christmas service. As a fellow 'human' who also can't walk into a church without bursting in flame she was a real trooper for sticking around as long as she did.
Tfw they call the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass a "service" 😐
@@DoctorDewgong >sacrifice
How unscriptural
@@sirllamaiii9708 >protestant
How heretical
@kingroi42 excellent question! Because it rejects the Church founded by Jesus Christ, rejects his sacraments, rejects his apostles, and rejects the Papacy which He founded
@kingroi42 The Bible that you read was compiled and canonized by the Catholic Church. They choose which books to include and which to leave out. They had the authority to do this because they have apostolic succession passed down from Jesus to Peter and the other apostles. The Bible is excellent, and one of the most important ministries of the Church, but remember that Christ came to found a Church, not to found a book for everyone to read
I love all the very very new, never before seen, schlatt content. I know he put so much time and effort into making this new, fresh content.
He cannot make new content due to the fact of his death a few months back.
The drunk driver
@@bartoszmaek3399he was the crasher in a drunk driving incident 🕊️😥
"The people killed Jesus, he got crucified"
That was LITERALLY THE POINT, Jaiden. He knew he would be crucified from the beginning, he did it to absolve humanity.
(((The people)))
she was joking, chill lol
"WAHh I'm mad butthurt"
- Peter 1:15
?@@DragoReborn7
You cant take a joke
God I love when Schlatt posts new content! I hope it’s not the same 20 recycled clips that he’s been posting for about 2 years!
I also love God and Schlatt lol
And i will still watch it because it somehow they never get boring lol
@@heyitsmeagain6897true
Galatians 6:7
“Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows.”
Amen.
“Where is God schlatt?” He is with us.
Amen
The clip of Jaiden talking about Jesus' propensity for fishing will always be a classic
5:55 schlatt getting legitimately pissed that minx is more compatible than the other girl is fucking hillarious
Next one: schlatt getting denied from heaven for liking men
Sorry that's an error. Study your catechism. Sexual acts with men would be a sin, not being attracted to them
@@DoctorDewgong true
ima be honest I don’t know jack about religions this is just a joke from the average stereotype that you go to hell for being gay
@kingroi42 God made me gay.
@@DoctorDewgongGod made the entity known as "Schlaggot" gay 🥰
VIVA CHRISTO REY🇻🇦✝️
DEUS VULT✝️🙏🙏🛐
AVE CHRISTUS REX🇻🇦🇻🇦🇻🇦✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️🇻🇦🇻🇦✝️
I honestly do not know what Schlatt sides in terms of religion, but for me, it is off putting to hear many of the people who he talks to have this hatred of sorts to God and hoping that he does not exist. People say religion is a cult; by modern definition religion is not a cult, but to worship God and give to him what he deserves. The main reason I am here to spew about this is mostly because I am Catholic, and to see the faith being misrepresented or even insulted with strawman arguments sadden me, and I hope that Schlatt better understands that Catholic faith and that the people around him that insult Catholicism, God, and Jesus may better understand and show more appreciation to all three.
Agnus Dei Qui Tolis Peccata Mundi, Miserere Nobis.
I’m Orthodox Christian but i agree very much
@@julesking1303 It's unfortunate that people may have bad memories associated with religion but Jesus is Lord and is owed reverence, regardless of what atheists or agnostics think.
please learn how to take a joke
amen brother, same thing here. As a protestant i have to say that the catholics probably get the most backlash in mainstream media of all christendom
We have been watching schlatt content for a week straight thanks for the new video so thanks for repackaging it in a shorter format!
I can't stop laughing at Charlie laughing at "Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you."
JESUCRISTO ELREY!
"FATHER, FORGIVE THEM. FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY'VE DONE"
4:16 “THY END IS NOW JAIDEN” Type of crap Jschlat would say 😭
"Where's God???" He's not with you, Jaiden, that's for sure.
Amen.
Lost all respect for her, I thought she was cool
@@Flonchosis Bro doesn't understand how jokes work, nor that people can make good points without having to mean them or take them seriously; in other words, the concept of banter seems to have completely escaped you.
@@Jackson-ub1uv blah blah blah
my man's onto absolutely nothing
I love that pastor, he took schlatt seriously and preached to him, respect to him
1:10 "jesus take the wheel" has a completely different meaning in this context lol
Great to see how upbeat Schlagg is after the deeply 'upetting' passing of his 'brother' Schlatt. 'Rest' in piece
cant wait to see this video im so excited for some new totally original content!
The god damn “ehh ya know I’m smelling my mustache” will never not be hilarious 💀
"How many of these are you gonna read?"
"95" 🤣
What a chad
When Schlatt needs a bit more ad revenue, the people rejoice.
how else is he gonna pay for soups monthly magnet removal
I'm waiting for Schlatt to get that yacht and post about it non-stop for another fire years for whatever he wants next💖
3:57 Jesus willingly laid His life down, taking upon the wrath of the Father. Jesus could have very easily got off the cross, and take away the breath of every single man on earth, and it'd be just. But thank God He didn't.
Fr, god couldnt really break his own rules so he made himself into a human that dies for the people
I miss shlegg :( when will he return to "rank" our tiktoks :(
He’s busy
He’s trying to recreate the events of the 1999 incident but Ted Nivison was hiding in a tree and ambushed “Schlatt” and broke his knees
@@cyvader101 It is definitely a shame what shlank did in '99
He died some time ago. Didn't you know?
@@bartoszmaek3399 Schlagg invented cloning before he died. It’s why the new videos seem so real, it’s a clone
yeah, i miss shlukk too, its too bad we dont get rankings regularly! Shlutts best content is still the ranking computer setups and bedrooms!
"That's some protestant shit right there" couldn't have said it better myself bud
RIP shlaft what a great tribute 😢💔
4:09 forgive her, Father. She doesnt know what she's saying
i feel as though this video wasnt what i was expecting when i read a devout catholic
@@typicgragon2193 its clickbait
CHRIST IS LORD
Crusader Man, you're a true follower.
SAY IT. YOU SAY CHRIST IS LORD
Christ is Lord!
@@DoctorDewgongpadre pio reference????
@@Nuhuh759 😉
Genuinely speaking I pray schlatt is a confessing Christian/Catholic or that he returns to the faith. May God bless him
No
@@thatonememer69 every knee shall bow and every tongue confess Jesus Christ is Lord including your edgy as "erm actually God isn't real 🤓"
@@thepickle5214 erm, he isn’t.
@@thatonememer69 erm, you're a homosexual
@@thatonememer69 He is.
Praise Jesus
amen
I love being blessed with year old content from one of schlatts 8 channels
2:19 I believe the proper name is "Optimus Christ."
fly high schlatt This archive of his old vids are great
You can tell he is a devoted Catholic when he said “that’s some Lutheran shit” to a toy of Jesus Christ transformer 💀
Fr I'm Catholic and the more educated I've become about Catholic teachings and history, the more accurate my "spidey senses" for anything Protestant becomes more accurate 😭
@@sourdrop nah Protestants are ok, I’m one myself but Lutherans and Mormons 🙏💀😭
@@ExaFHMost protestants are chill and I enjoy discussing theology with my prot buddies. But like you said, a few denominations(and some non-denoms) *really* are borderline heretical or just unchrist-like in their actions and beliefs and end up giving Christianity a bad reputation (don't get me started on the Gnostics)
@@sourdrop yeah I’m non Denom but Ion fw restorationist churches 💀
My Catholic senses are tingling..
god i just couldn't live without rewatching the same "Jschlatt" video over and over and over and over again 😍
About as devoted as he was in meticulously hunting down all those people in '99
We DONT talk about what happened, we just refer to it as “the incident of ‘99”
Stop disobeying the rest of the hive mind, and let yourself be assimilated once again.
I believe 15:30 was the first clip I ever saw from JSchlatt, at any rate the first I can recall. It's crazy
As a catholic zealot and lutheran hater, this was very based
Real
Very Christian to hate someone based on their religion.
@@jwest6058no its not
@@GUY_NIKO2 it was a joke/sarcasm
@@jwest6058 We may tolerate all people but it's immoral to tolerate error. You can't be Christian if you don't put the Truth first and foremost.
Well, more than only Christian. "I hate lies" is probably a sentiment all healthy humans would agree on.
I love how he has a sponsor for a collection of old clips. Trurely a businessman
“The humans are here, where is God?” is not a line I was ready to hear.
"We committed horrors against man kind and he rained fire and brimstone upon us."
I schatt myself
Just like back in ‘99
Hi "Schlorg". I remember what you did to my family back in '99, despite how much you tried to make me forget. All i can say for now is that i reckon the 18th of march 2024 will be an interesting day
Amen. God bless thee Beloved Catholic Brother.
NO WAY I GOT A CHURCH AD FROM THIS VIDEO LMAOOOO
Schlatt is the reason a new layer of hell was created
As a follower of god, Schlatt is an absolute WIN.
On jah
Nah, we need to be light to the world, not darkness as Jesus said - Matthew 5:14
Schlut was that gay priest we all had in catholic school
A gay priest is not a real one LEVITICUS 20:13
The finger trap one will allways be one of my favorite clips ever
Matthew 7:21-23
The True Disciple. 21“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father in heaven. 22Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name? Did we not drive out demons in your name? Did we not do mighty deeds in your name?’ 23Then I will declare to them solemnly, ‘I never knew you. Depart from me, you evildoers.’
“Schlatt” is so “funny” I do enjoy watching his “RUclips” “videos”
love how schlatt just revives whenever he has to sponsor his own brand by reusing old clips :))
This might be the first funny moments comp I’ve seen that’s been sponsored
Christ is king ✝️✝️✝️
Schlatt is gonna have a monopoly of RUclips and gaming with all the companies he’s buying
so funny how everyone is getting angry at jaiden for making fun of jesus in a meaningless debate abt pokemon vs lions when this whole video is devoted to showing clips schlatt's character as a caricature of a religious devotee while also "secretly" having gay tendencies that is literally a mockery of the institution of religion LMAO
The Starforge ad had me waiting for the funny Catholic bit for a solid 20 seconds before I realized it was just a sponsor🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
8:41
"Wait, Connor, how many of these are you gonna read?"
"Ninety-five."
💀💀💀
Eclesiastes is such a profound book man, one of my faovorites. Christ is Lord!
This Man is a Chad, love you videos man, Ave Christus Rex!
Jesus Loves You Schlatt
12:30 As someone from New Jersey (no we don't exist you're imagining this comment) this is exactly what happens when you come to jersey. And when you leave jersey, you haven't really left, it's just a image made up by your imagination, you can't leave New Jersey.
Now I wanna see Schlatt vs Atheists
schlatt sponsoring his own video with his own company so he can say whatever he wants in the sponsor ad slot 😂 such a Chad such a w
"That's some protestant shit right there" 😂😂😂😂😂
3:47 “HE CAME BACK TO LIFE”
goes so hard
Schlatt is so cool for being a Christian
"Honk Jesus Honk"
"If u saves if u"
"Love love Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus"
as a christian i take alot of christ related joke lightly, i dont appreciate them alot of the time, but i learned to not take them personally, specifically because like how would i even defend god, not to say he doesnt care, but hes more focused on saving people, but how did jaiden expect people to react after saying 4:09? like the majority of humans, and america are christians catholic, or messianic jews, and i just dont get what was going through her head at all, and her response talked about why she didnt believe in god, but she barely apologized, the words she used are not some to be taken lightly, schlatts jokes are funny, her joke was risky and lemme tell ya people were not happy, especially her christian fans (some of whom i know are still unhappy with the response)
I've got used to it, it's very commom to see people hate on God for nothing nowdays, if it was a joke, it wasn't funny at all
I can tell you’re a lttle child lol
@@impossibleduck3681 ok? i dont get why youre mad, or how you think your response was effective or mature in any way
@JohnVictor-dr7m its just immature when people hate on christ for no reason or they hate christians, i just dont see how its okay to insult someones life purpose, i never do so because it defeats the teachings jesus gave about community and respect, i just choose to show christ in what i can
“If the world hates you, be aware that it hated me before it hated you. If you belonged to the world, the world would love you as its own. Because you do not belong to the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hates you. John 15 18 21
didnt know you were a brother in christ tbh, thats worth a sub
He really said: Credo in unum Deum,
Patrem omnipotentem,
factorem caeli et terrae,
visibilium omnium et invisibilium,
Et in unum Dominum Iesum Christum,
Filium Dei unigenitum,
et ex Patre natum, ante omnia saecula,
Deum de Deo, lumen de Lumine,
Deum verum de Deo vero,
genitum, non factum, consubstantialem Patri:
per quem omnia facta sunt.
Qui propter nos homines et propter nostram salutem descendit de caelis.
All bow during the following two lines:
Et incarnatus est de Spiritu Sancto
ex Maria Virgine, et homo factus est.
Crucifixus etiam pro nobis sub Pontio Pilato;
passus et sepultus est,
et resurrexit tertia die, secundem Scripturas,
et ascendit in caelum, sedet ad dexteram Patris.
Et iterum venturus est cum gloria,
iudicare vivos et mortuos,
cuius regni non erit finis.
Et in Spiritum Sanctum, Dominum et vivificantem:
qui ex Patre Filioque procedit.
Qui cum Patre et Filio simul adoratur et conglorificatur:
qui locutus est per prophetas.
Et unam, sanctam, catholicam et apostolicam Ecclesiam.
Confiteor unum baptisma in remissionem peccatorum.
Et exspecto resurrectionem mortuorum,
et vitam venturi saeculi. Amen.
He really said Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum.
Benedicta tu in mulieribus,
y benedictus fructus ventris tui, Jesus.
Sancta Maria, Mater Dei,
ora pro nobis peccatoribus,
nunc et in hora mortis nostrae. Amen.
Amen 🙏
I love the Nicene Creed
He really said Pater noster, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum, fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo, et in terra. Panem nostrum, quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimmite nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris; et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo, Amen
starforge was my first real gaming pc and i love it
I expected "shlog" to be an atheist due to the "events of '99"
We don't need to bring that up
@flameguy3416 April 31st, 1999, a loan man murders 14 and injures 3 while speaking in ancient Hebrew. Police are still looking for the suspect, Jschlatt.
In the first clip Schlatts religious power is so strong he can change clothes at will.