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  • @nugget6082
    @nugget6082 7 лет назад +4483

    Nugget is impressed. Nugget did not approve to show his face but nugget thinks this is a good video

  • @kachowskid1545
    @kachowskid1545 7 лет назад +1302

    Omg I love how other RUclipsrs are using the hints and Mark is just trying to figure it out on his own and just being Mark😂

    • @milkyway120
      @milkyway120 7 лет назад +22

      Kubz Scouts beat the game :3

    • @schit2391
      @schit2391 7 лет назад +9

      I've watched this series 4 times from different RUclipsrs.

    • @itzaeric7808
      @itzaeric7808 7 лет назад +10

      SwagPickles :D Doing it the Mark way! :P

    • @D4Tn3wnew
      @D4Tn3wnew 7 лет назад +10

      SwagPickles :D that's because mark doesn't brain

    • @milkyway120
      @milkyway120 7 лет назад +4

      He doesn't count to 3

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 7 лет назад +865

    "Nugget is concerned about Mark's game choices."
    -Nugget

    • @brayleelawson2109
      @brayleelawson2109 7 лет назад +2

      Mark is nugget!"Market is not very concerned".

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 7 лет назад +5

      Daniel Sambar fucking nugget.

    • @CanadianDan854
      @CanadianDan854 7 лет назад +28

      Mark is not Nugget. Only Nugget is Nugget.
      -Nugget
      P.S - Nugget hasn't taken his pills today.

    • @gracec146
      @gracec146 7 лет назад +1

      Daniel Sambar 😂😂

    • @nugget9632
      @nugget9632 7 лет назад +1

      Nugget is concerned about Mark's game choices

  • @angelmartin4101
    @angelmartin4101 7 лет назад +472

    did anyone else love marks reaction to getting shot by the principal?

    • @angelesofdarkknight9435
      @angelesofdarkknight9435 5 лет назад +3

      Angel Martin
      me: 😊😀😁😂😃😄😅😆
      mark: oh god i have been shot
      me: thats what they all say

    • @yamiatemyugi
      @yamiatemyugi 5 лет назад +4

      At least he survived longer than Jack who was still by the Janitor

    • @navia_png6939
      @navia_png6939 4 года назад +13

      "What are you, WaRfStAcHe?" 😂

    • @nagitokomaedont8856
      @nagitokomaedont8856 4 года назад +7

      WhAt ArE yOu? WaRfStAcHe?

    • @darklink7850
      @darklink7850 3 года назад

      I bursted out laughing to the point of tears. XD

  • @GoldenGuildGaming
    @GoldenGuildGaming 7 лет назад +320

    Kindergarten? Oh God, I'm gonna get flashbacks...
    All the stolen blocks...

    • @benjaminsokolovsky7701
      @benjaminsokolovsky7701 7 лет назад +11

      Your black dark past...
      #GrumpReferences

    • @SheaWaiteAMDG
      @SheaWaiteAMDG 7 лет назад +4

      Benjamin Sokolovsky I don't like the way you said black
      #GrumpReferences

    • @sometrashyphangirl8815
      @sometrashyphangirl8815 7 лет назад +2

      GoldenGuildGaming NOT THE STOLEN BLOCKS! #GrumpReferences

    • @kegans6296
      @kegans6296 7 лет назад

      deadly gamer you are best person to have lived.

    • @itsnyetime
      @itsnyetime 7 лет назад +1

      I didn't steal blocks, I dismantled them in to bits of blocks, that way nobody else could play with them ever again.

  • @keatonproebsting1616
    @keatonproebsting1616 7 лет назад +207

    Mark, Buggs will only take your money at the beginning of the day. The rest of the day you can go on with as much as you find. Also, on the bottom right you will see some apples. Those represent your actions and once all of your apples are gone you move on into the next room. Whenever you are speaking to someone and you one of the choices has an apple labeled next the the text, that will use up an apple. And you can also take out money any time but it only takes out $.25 each time and that costs one apple each

  • @Kristen.Chrysler
    @Kristen.Chrysler 7 лет назад +309

    Mark, you need to find as many Monstermon cards as possible. You get to keep them after the day is over. In your menu, you will see "Hints". Throughout each day, you will achieve hints. You need to go to the hints bar and look at what hints you have. Those hints will help you complete a mission for each person. Choose one target for each day, and that will help. If you take the apples, it gives you money but if you run out of apples, it moves to the next part of the day. During morning time, bring more than $3 and give the bully half. Tattle on him to the teacher. And go on with your day with that route. During lunch, you can send Lily to the office if you knock on the door and tattle on her. Do NOT make any of the staff members or kids mad, they will most likely kill you.
    I love you and thank you for being you!!!

    • @SheenawTTV
      @SheenawTTV 7 лет назад +1

      Лудият геймър cinnamontoast ken did a good job at it

    • @truthboom
      @truthboom 7 лет назад

      I think the game is not fully completed yet

    • @skeptolin660
      @skeptolin660 7 лет назад +3

      Quit giving spoilers!

    • @CelesticCF
      @CelesticCF 7 лет назад

      The game doesn't do anything with the monstermon cards at the moment, so there's no point in collecting them yet.

    • @404miller5
      @404miller5 7 лет назад

      Theres a couple hints for them tho... One is the sign in nuggets cave and another is a hint...

  • @antisepticeye4886
    @antisepticeye4886 5 лет назад +220

    I miss the voice that jack gave for nugget

    • @Wizard_Cat
      @Wizard_Cat 5 лет назад +12

      *Nugget approved of Jack's Impression of nugget*

    • @ihavenooriginalnamethatssa8265
      @ihavenooriginalnamethatssa8265 4 года назад +11

      *nugget misses nuggets voice nuggets is now sad*

    • @mason11198
      @mason11198 3 года назад +13

      Kubz scout did the best what u on boy

  • @akamekill6549
    @akamekill6549 7 лет назад +290

    I love it when the kindergarten teacher is doing nothing and markiplier is being beaten to death wow!

    • @disasterracheal
      @disasterracheal 7 лет назад +7

      Terror Soul that actually happens in real life, my kid wasnt beaten to death, but that's why I had to homeschool. teachers really neglected the kids, kind of let them do whatever.

    • @currentteeth4078
      @currentteeth4078 7 лет назад +1

      Botchd gotta love jackaboy

  • @HazyGrove
    @HazyGrove 7 лет назад +799

    Keep playing this Mark, but a simple yet important tip: To make any progress whatsoever you've gotta focus on one character at time, from the beginning of the day to the end. Otherwise nothing is ever going to come to fruition.

    • @Brenbananana
      @Brenbananana 7 лет назад +34

      & pay attention to the hints so you have an idea what to do at least

    • @reaperreaper5098
      @reaperreaper5098 7 лет назад +9

      Another tip for Mark, order matters. You'll have to do some characters before other characters. As you play, the hints will start to tell you who you need to do firstish, and who needs to wait until last.

    • @protostealth5667
      @protostealth5667 7 лет назад +4

      Hazy Grove you forgot to mention about taking... "Cindy's flower" ;)

    • @CryptoidEngine
      @CryptoidEngine 7 лет назад +2

      @Protostealth WHAT. OAO You can NOT mean what I think you do! :'D

    • @Leah-kw4jh
      @Leah-kw4jh 7 лет назад +1

      Hazy Grove I know all this stuff from jack

  • @Sanguinerose2324
    @Sanguinerose2324 7 лет назад +237

    once again, Mark never fails to find the fastest path to failure. Good job, mark.

  • @d1gital.star.
    @d1gital.star. 2 года назад +74

    Coming to this after 5 years and the nostalgia is REAL. His reactions were priceless! Lol

  • @mrheehaw
    @mrheehaw 7 лет назад +26

    mark if you want to beat this game all you have to do is focus on one character and complete there story to move on to other stories if you want to know how to start there stories everyone's stories start at the part of the game where your outside so it's the first "room" or place you start off every time

  • @treycos6513
    @treycos6513 7 лет назад +1889

    YOU WILL NEVER TAKE NUGGET ALIVE

    • @treycos6513
      @treycos6513 7 лет назад +24

      *Jumps heroically*

    • @Sir_Steven
      @Sir_Steven 7 лет назад +24

      *INTO THE NUGGET CAVE!*
      _nananananaaaa_

    • @ditzy_ditzy
      @ditzy_ditzy 7 лет назад +9

      István Lippai 😂😂😂 NANANANANNA NUUU GETTT!

    • @hypzz_alpha
      @hypzz_alpha 7 лет назад +13

      Treycos NUGGET WONT GIVE TEACHER THE SATISFACTION OF THROWING HIM INTO THE NUGGET CAVE!

    • @treycos6513
      @treycos6513 7 лет назад +9

      You want me to put the rest of 'em in the hole?

  • @emogee6456
    @emogee6456 7 лет назад +3562

    "Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier, and welcome to kindergarten."
    I wish that were what I'd heard on the first day of kindergarten.

    • @psychoticchill8546
      @psychoticchill8546 7 лет назад +17

      Emo Gee Same here! Even though I have no memory of kindergarten after everything I've been through, it would be amazing if that was the first thing you hear when you get to kindergarten xD

    • @-dear-dark-dilemma-47
      @-dear-dark-dilemma-47 7 лет назад +14

      yeaaa same. My kindergarten time was harsh. No friends and no love, only a broken nose and bruises

    • @DashMatin
      @DashMatin 7 лет назад +1

      suk this

    • @DecafInvidia
      @DecafInvidia 7 лет назад +14

      -Static Wolf -The Fallen Angel- "Nugget knows no love nor friendship."

    • @-dear-dark-dilemma-47
      @-dear-dark-dilemma-47 7 лет назад

      ayyyyy

  • @darshiit
    @darshiit 7 лет назад +207

    ...Wilford Warfstache is a principal confirmed.

  • @scarlet8307
    @scarlet8307 7 лет назад +157

    I'm glad Billy's missing because SREW YOU, BILLY!!

    • @stormyweather8748
      @stormyweather8748 7 лет назад +2

      XD but my Boyfriends name is billie

    • @kennedyhuff
      @kennedyhuff 7 лет назад +6

      Scar Let screw him, duh

    • @carlyhernandez3235
      @carlyhernandez3235 7 лет назад +1

      Scar Let Yea lol, I like CoryxKenshin's episodes with all the voices he does

    • @kaitwinn
      @kaitwinn 7 лет назад +2

      omg jse ref of cours ied know that refrance if ye couldn't tell *shoves you face in username*

    • @whenitsthe4907
      @whenitsthe4907 7 лет назад +2

      10/10 reference

  • @thatweirdoali6463
    @thatweirdoali6463 7 лет назад +268

    Jack and Ethan: *goes into game and tries to figure out and do the actual objectives* Mark: *dies within the first two minutes*

    • @charpancakes
      @charpancakes 7 лет назад +1

      Truue

    • @Cypher121
      @Cypher121 7 лет назад +7

      well, jack got beaten by the janitor quite fast as well

    • @allora1233
      @allora1233 7 лет назад +1

      so did Jack. from the janitor XD

    • @thatweirdoali6463
      @thatweirdoali6463 7 лет назад

      That's true, I forgot about that xD

  • @kaitlynedwards999
    @kaitlynedwards999 7 лет назад +159

    'What are you, Warfstache?!'
    why yes.
    yes.
    that is correct.
    Principle Warfstache.
    ...
    oh god
    i don't know if i want it or not

    • @willh6293
      @willh6293 7 лет назад +3

      Ember Winchester principal Warfstache goldenfold at your service

    • @jessicalynn2592
      @jessicalynn2592 7 лет назад

      Principal, not principle. Learn how to spell, you degenerate cow

    • @milkyu_ix
      @milkyu_ix 7 лет назад

      Jessica Lynn
      Is that really necessary?

    • @jessicalynn2592
      @jessicalynn2592 7 лет назад +1

      Nothing is necessary, everything is optional

    • @milkyu_ix
      @milkyu_ix 7 лет назад

      Would of been better if you corrected it like a normal human being.

  • @nolanc9432
    @nolanc9432 6 лет назад +99

    Taking the knife could get me in serious trouble
    Mark: ok I’ll take it

  • @bearbear9093
    @bearbear9093 7 лет назад +373

    Mark: * starts game *
    Also Mark: * immediately gets beaten to death *

  • @rachel3472
    @rachel3472 7 лет назад +463

    "WHAT ARE YOU?! WARFSTACHE?!!!"

    • @shadowwarrior2772
      @shadowwarrior2772 7 лет назад +9

      Principal: "No. I am the Principal."
      Mark: "NOOOOOOOO!!!"

    • @grace5405
      @grace5405 7 лет назад +3

      I loved that part!

    • @r.l.e.9082
      @r.l.e.9082 7 лет назад +1

      HellaGaming Co. I seriously said that at the exact same time he said it

    • @darkyamaka6935
      @darkyamaka6935 7 лет назад +1

      Said the same thing too, he has the moustache though.

    • @V.F.D.DaleSalvador
      @V.F.D.DaleSalvador 7 лет назад +3

      Theoreogaming It is at 15:03.

  • @shardinhand1243
    @shardinhand1243 7 лет назад +325

    here at warftach academy we take higher education.... deadly seriously......

    • @lyraaa6884
      @lyraaa6884 7 лет назад +9

      shardinhand Lmao

    • @mikewhiskey6796
      @mikewhiskey6796 7 лет назад +7

      shardinhand I need warftach to say that line

  • @punking892
    @punking892 7 лет назад +2367

    Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
    The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside

  • @aidanlee-cairns9253
    @aidanlee-cairns9253 7 лет назад +357

    the way mark already died in the first conversation

    • @facade11663
      @facade11663 7 лет назад +18

      not even he just set foot in the room, it took even less effort and he knew that this was a survival game witch is more than jack knew when he first died

    • @Raicheru13
      @Raicheru13 7 лет назад +14

      Is there an achievement for dying less than a minute in?

  • @ceethealien9134
    @ceethealien9134 7 лет назад +140

    +Markiplier Mark please please PLEASE keep playing this game! it's so awesome and there is so much more to do.

    • @ninah8381
      @ninah8381 7 лет назад +2

      I agree

    • @samsonmwanda1109
      @samsonmwanda1109 7 лет назад +2

      Khadijah Marks nuggets eyes are so skewed he can see 360 degrees

  • @sarariva3037
    @sarariva3037 7 лет назад +168

    Me: *Watches videos of people like Jack and Ethan that plays Kindergarten seriously*
    Also me: *watches THIS video*
    oh well..

    • @kyuubinaruto17
      @kyuubinaruto17 7 лет назад +7

      Soooo... you want every person to play the game the exact same way? What fun would that be?
      Unless it deals with heavy topics, like "That dragon, cancer" Mark never plays games seriously.

    • @aonjonix_292
      @aonjonix_292 7 лет назад +4

      Sara Riva
      Ethan isn't a good RUclipsr

    • @penguin5059
      @penguin5059 7 лет назад +6

      The homie yosh now that's just mean

  • @Stoplaggin
    @Stoplaggin 7 лет назад +176

    You and jack deserve 50m subs

    • @redstonebear7_342
      @redstonebear7_342 5 лет назад +5

      They deserve 50 billion.

    • @eldritchskye2608
      @eldritchskye2608 5 лет назад +1

      RedstoneBear7 _ bruh there are only 8 billion people around the world

    • @eldritchskye2608
      @eldritchskye2608 5 лет назад +3

      fuck I’m gonna get r/whooshed

    • @eldritchskye2608
      @eldritchskye2608 5 лет назад +2

      i love to watch memes everyday lmao
      if u didnt like your comment it would’ve been better

  • @doesitreallymatter6719
    @doesitreallymatter6719 7 лет назад +466

    MARK PLEASE!!!! FOR KINDERGARTEN!!!!!
    1. Feed Cindy a biscuit ball at lunch (have to be her boyfriend)
    2. (Spoiler?) When Cindy gives you the key to the janitors room, get the note in the box that contains the recipe for the biscuit balls
    3. Try to show Cindy the note at lunch
    4. You'll have to go to Monty and spend a dollar for him to read it
    5. Once Monty tells you what it says, go tell Cindy
    6. Watch and enjoy what happens when Cindy learns the truth ;)

    • @404miller5
      @404miller5 7 лет назад +2

      (Spoiler)Rip the janitors head...

    • @404miller5
      @404miller5 7 лет назад +8

      Lexiekatt Copy and pasting a comment isn't copyright so go ahead...

    • @sawc3903
      @sawc3903 7 лет назад +2

      Botchd "

    • @doesitreallymatter6719
      @doesitreallymatter6719 7 лет назад

      Lexiekatt sure, go ahead I didn't send it to Jack because I saw he already did it

    • @doesitreallymatter6719
      @doesitreallymatter6719 7 лет назад

      Lexiekatt yeah, he didn't do this step by step, but I saw he found it on his own and was really surprised

  • @ewJplay
    @ewJplay 7 лет назад +98

    Kindergarten is complex these days

  • @purple_mango162
    @purple_mango162 6 лет назад +33

    Mark please come back to this! This is a fun series! I have a funny feeling you would have a blast with all the endings!

  • @sublimesadlime7119
    @sublimesadlime7119 5 лет назад +81

    "What do you have?!"
    "a kNIFE!"
    "NO!"

  • @jajajasputin8927
    @jajajasputin8927 7 лет назад +129

    You should alway focus on one character's story at a time. Some require "special items" which come from other people's missions. Good luck! :D be sure to earn the educational value of kINdErGaRteN
    PS. The hint menu is absolutely helpful

    • @lukasvaranavicius3997
      @lukasvaranavicius3997 7 лет назад +1

      Sylos Fantasy more like the hint menu tells you straight up what to do

  • @molleirose
    @molleirose 7 лет назад +56

    i love how he brought up warfstache love it love it love it

  • @DenerWitt
    @DenerWitt 7 лет назад +46

    what in the hell is the problem with this kindergarten?
    and can we count that as the fastest death of markiplier on a game? xD

    • @-dear-dark-dilemma-47
      @-dear-dark-dilemma-47 7 лет назад +13

      actualllllyyyyy in one game he died as soon as he pressed play. Dont ask me what game cause I dont remember, but i do remember the memory..if that makes sense XD

  • @snowjammer6400
    @snowjammer6400 5 лет назад +308

    Random Kid:"Listen kid, I know your lying to me. I know when I smell money."
    Me:"Mr. Krabs? is that u?"

    • @jadagrant9473
      @jadagrant9473 5 лет назад

      snowjammer
      _You’re_

    • @Bris_cheese
      @Bris_cheese 5 лет назад

      Helo from teh other sideeeeeeee

    • @rax-493
      @rax-493 5 лет назад +1

      Fucken grammar Nazis everyone these days

    • @bug_boy
      @bug_boy 4 года назад

      *sniff sniff*

    • @bug_boy
      @bug_boy 4 года назад +3

      I SMELL PENNIES!!

  • @openmindedgamer8923
    @openmindedgamer8923 7 лет назад +197

    Not even a minute in, and he already dies....
    **clapping jokingly**
    Good job. Good job.

    • @sadiaahmed2815
      @sadiaahmed2815 7 лет назад +3

      Openmindedgamer he died at 1:14....
      I'll go now

    • @kaelakrossing910
      @kaelakrossing910 7 лет назад

      Openmindedgamer LEL

    • @aviDioscuri
      @aviDioscuri 7 лет назад

      HEY! He lasted just OVER a minute! So *YEAH!*

  • @halealert
    @halealert 7 лет назад +704

    Billy Is Missing: 13 Reasons Why The Sequel

    • @halealert
      @halealert 7 лет назад +57

      Hi. It's Billy. That's right. Don't adjust your... whatever you're listening to this on.

    • @stellunacos
      @stellunacos 7 лет назад

      Lmao

    • @cheezits748
      @cheezits748 7 лет назад +1

      Hale Pierce XD

    • @MichelleWilliamsPewDiePie
      @MichelleWilliamsPewDiePie 7 лет назад

      Hale Pierce no.

    • @leonishikino6873
      @leonishikino6873 7 лет назад +7

      Is this a reference to that one show that people are talking about this year?

  • @sonicfan2k
    @sonicfan2k 7 лет назад +223

    Some of these kids have exceptional vocabulary...

    • @rockerblueaj9902
      @rockerblueaj9902 6 лет назад

      Yup....

    • @attilakovacs5409
      @attilakovacs5409 6 лет назад

      Bra

    • @PiratDiment
      @PiratDiment 5 лет назад +1

      Like Calvin in Calvin & Hobbes.

    • @mikeemoo9928
      @mikeemoo9928 5 лет назад +7

      It is quite bizarre that these developing spouses have very verbose vocabulary while they are still in primary school. That teacher has fulfilled an extraordinary job for teaches these young children how to use remarkable vocabulary and have the children learn it intelligibly. Even I wasn't that brilliant when I was in kindergarten.

  • @gandtwhitman
    @gandtwhitman 7 лет назад +86

    Did anyone else notice that in the starting room there was that poster that looked like The Force Awakens?

  • @jiminychistmas1679
    @jiminychistmas1679 7 лет назад +191

    I love how the first thing that markiplier and jacksepticeye say when they start the game is Oh Hello Boob Lady!

    • @panicking5611
      @panicking5611 7 лет назад +1

      Septiplier awaaaaaaaaay ☺️☺️☺️

    • @lgbtorion
      @lgbtorion 6 лет назад +1

      Jiminy Chistmas yeah so mature

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx 6 лет назад

      xXCookieMonXx Fuck Septip-whatever, it's dumb

    • @SkitzoRyo
      @SkitzoRyo 6 лет назад +1

      Jiminy Chistmas you're so right!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahhahhaahhhahhhhahaahhhahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahhaah

    • @bruh-ub8vp
      @bruh-ub8vp 6 лет назад

      Icy - SnowKitten no its not its jack's name and mark's name combined dumbass

  • @CloudKashii
    @CloudKashii 7 лет назад +139

    This game is a very realistic creation of how kindergarten went for me

    • @CloudKashii
      @CloudKashii 7 лет назад +5

      sure

    • @gwenculver1040
      @gwenculver1040 7 лет назад +6

      X Music I was jerk as a kid. I was more like Cindy but I never physically harmed someone.... except for that one boy I hit with a plastic shovel........

    • @queenlamp
      @queenlamp 7 лет назад +7

      What the hell kind of kindergarten did you go to?

    • @cammyden6126
      @cammyden6126 7 лет назад +4

      X Music yup. Same

    • @imacat6434
      @imacat6434 7 лет назад

      Same for me surprisingly had ptsd from kindergarten something apparently bad happened to me but i cannot remember for the life of me.. I think i blocked it out..

  • @naritruwireve1381
    @naritruwireve1381 7 лет назад +276

    Damn, this game is getting so popular now.

    • @keatonmcdaniel4962
      @keatonmcdaniel4962 7 лет назад +3

      True

    • @challenge57
      @challenge57 7 лет назад +13

      Juicy Pear some games just blow up for some reason *cough* hello neighbor *cough*

    • @rosedarkling
      @rosedarkling 7 лет назад +5

      Your profile pic is so cute. :)

    • @XOLiD55
      @XOLiD55 7 лет назад

      Too bad it's shit

    • @IcyRegret64
      @IcyRegret64 7 лет назад

      UnikittyStarStar undertale is dead it's the cancerous fandom trying to keep it alive

  • @lilynagdeman1939
    @lilynagdeman1939 7 лет назад +94

    I sort of had this on in the background while I was working, and my heart freakin' stopped at 11:20 when he shouted, "LILY!". Like, jesus christ I thought he was in my house for a second.

  • @ZentageHD
    @ZentageHD 7 лет назад +167

    "Cake or death"
    "Ahh Cake please"
    "Very well... give him cake"
    "ahh thanks very much... its very nice"
    "You there cake or death"
    "Err cake for me too please"
    "Very well...give him cake too. We're gunna run out of cake at this rate"
    "You cake or death"
    "Err death please... no no cake cake sorry"
    "Ahh you said death first ahh you said death first"
    "No i meant cake"
    "Oh alright, you're lucky we're church of England"
    "You cake or death"
    "Cake please"
    "Well we're out of cake, we only had three bits and we didnt expect such a rush. So what do you want?"
    "So my choices are or death?"
    "Well have the chicken then sir. A little bit of white wine, that be very nice. Thank you for flying Cake or Death airlines, Cake or death"
    Does anyone know this. If so u are legendary

  • @Bacxaber
    @Bacxaber 7 лет назад +64

    I love how the principal is just fucking *Goldenfold.*

    • @soulconnoisseur1
      @soulconnoisseur1 7 лет назад +8

      Bacxaber That was the first thought I had too. Just squinting at the screen and thinking "Is this the multiverse where Goldenfold is a principle? Let's see how fucked up this school is!" Haha!

  • @mikaylam3952
    @mikaylam3952 7 лет назад +112

    Mark: "I'll get in big trouble if I'm caught will this." *takes knife* "OKAY!"

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 7 лет назад +13

      Stellar Mik "alright ill take it"

  • @lifesearch205
    @lifesearch205 7 лет назад +93

    See, this isn't a game. This is a recreation of Mark's kindergarten days.
    Enjoy that thought.

  • @t.f.a8204
    @t.f.a8204 7 лет назад +68

    This was my basically my childhood.

  • @mallwhcre
    @mallwhcre 7 лет назад +49

    Well when I was in kindergaden the only thing I did is that I bit one of my classmates, and now... 13 years later they still have a mark on their arm...

    • @MewLovesChocolate
      @MewLovesChocolate 6 лет назад +9

      I once cut the sleeve of someone's shirt with scissors. He started to cry and almost told on me, but I let him do the same to my shirt, so we were even. A few years later, I told one of my friends that girls were made of food, and he tried to eat them everytime until he got in trouble for actually trying to bite one of them - after that, we stopped that prank. I miss Kindergarten and Elementary school...

  • @misstaja9622
    @misstaja9622 7 лет назад +126

    Mark, in the morning talk to cindy, and you'll become her "boyfriend" and you can play house with her at morning time, and get her to eat a biscuit ball for the janitor.

    • @dianaburse1
      @dianaburse1 7 лет назад +1

      NicoleMartinez 13 yes

    • @yazzaf4776
      @yazzaf4776 7 лет назад

      who is cindy ?..

    • @psychicbanzai7952
      @psychicbanzai7952 7 лет назад

      LoseControlAMVz The girl in the pink outfit and blond pigtails is Cindy.

  • @Greggorto
    @Greggorto 3 года назад +6

    “I’m gonna go look for Lily I guess…”
    *LITERALLY CHECKS TRASH CAN*

  • @noragoodwin8053
    @noragoodwin8053 7 лет назад +210

    this would be cool with some darkiplier edits.

  • @amethystcovette
    @amethystcovette 7 лет назад +14

    Mark: now I know a little bit more about how to beat this
    Me: buddy you havent even scratched the surface

  • @KendallHopkins
    @KendallHopkins 7 лет назад +876

    Anyone else have a hard time watching anyone play this without Jack's Nugget voice? 😂

    • @justb0red206
      @justb0red206 7 лет назад +9

      No I like it when Cinnamontoastken does Nugget idk I love it

    • @sincerelyparand
      @sincerelyparand 7 лет назад +17

      Si Mom The one and only nugget voice is the one by THAT DUDE :3

    • @multiplefandomlover7179
      @multiplefandomlover7179 7 лет назад +4

      Si Mom I love the Nugget voice. ^^

    • @skoobydoofus5997
      @skoobydoofus5997 7 лет назад +9

      Si Mom Haha! Yes. Oh, yes. Jack's Nugget is delightfully insane. Mark's is more sinister. :3

    • @jammy2823
      @jammy2823 7 лет назад +5

      Si Mom Nah, Jay's voice for Nugget is better. (Kubz Scouts)

  • @nanamercado4278
    @nanamercado4278 7 лет назад +8

    I love how he reads the dialogue and puts different voices on each character really makes his videos more entertaining and funny than it already is

  • @theundertalegirl3604
    @theundertalegirl3604 7 лет назад +20

    All the characters have missions
    You have to try to complete these missions
    The hints give you tips so you know what to look for
    -i hope this helped markimoo 😌😌😌

  • @bribri3147
    @bribri3147 7 лет назад +80

    "Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier, and welcome to kindergarten"
    Me: NO NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN!!! I DIDNT SURVIVE THROUGH KINDERGARTEN DONT DRAG ME BACK THERE. WHHHHHYYY!!!!!

    • @Rhepli
      @Rhepli 7 лет назад +3

      *Warfstache happily dragging you back into some abandoned kindergarden*

    • @BroskoiiYtb
      @BroskoiiYtb 7 лет назад

      PowBlackOut you said every, not everybody

    • @nugget6082
      @nugget6082 7 лет назад

      PowBlackOut
      Nugget feels sad nugget tried his best but failed

  • @rat7299
    @rat7299 7 лет назад +29

    "What are you? Warfstache?!" I laughed way to much 😂

  • @bottleobleach2526
    @bottleobleach2526 7 лет назад +36

    Why does the principal look like the teacher from Rick and Morty

  • @genekies
    @genekies 7 лет назад +20

    Tbh Nugget is my favorite character

  • @riotjames6207
    @riotjames6207 7 лет назад +8

    I'm glad Mark decided to play Kindergarten! It's a really good game and I think he'll like it.

  • @ilithebutterfly42
    @ilithebutterfly42 7 лет назад +29

    How the video started for me: Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Kindergarten... Loading screen... I think the only goal is to survive... Loading screen...

  • @pugtdmlol8275
    @pugtdmlol8275 7 лет назад +11

    Mark you have to do one character each! Please finish the whole game( I would recommend you to first do the Cindy path, it's easy and fun)

  • @dogechannel9933
    @dogechannel9933 7 лет назад +31

    M... M... "Honey he's having his first word!" M... MORE MARKIPLIER!

  • @luxwitch4200
    @luxwitch4200 7 лет назад +7

    I can't help but hear jack's voice for nugget, it was spot on XD

  • @alinacastro1703
    @alinacastro1703 7 лет назад +20

    fans: we miss warfstache
    mark: WeH MiSs WaRfStaCH3

  • @itsmixo1
    @itsmixo1 5 лет назад +16

    "WOAH BOOB LADY NO!" Haha i laughed at that one xD

  • @madprofit841
    @madprofit841 7 лет назад +51

    Anyone else notice the Force Awakens poster?

    • @ajcantuba8860
      @ajcantuba8860 7 лет назад +4

      yes but i just thought it as star wars ep 3

    • @rozu7772
      @rozu7772 7 лет назад

      As soon as the video started.

  • @lagman9085
    @lagman9085 7 лет назад +45

    mark immediately realized how kindergarten is a survival game

  • @mykaylachan5244
    @mykaylachan5244 7 лет назад +17

    I've already watch Jack play this game, play more you'll love it

  • @yamiatemyugi
    @yamiatemyugi 5 лет назад +16

    I’ve watched Jack’s play through of this already and absolutely adore it and his playthrough of Kindergarten 2 (please don’t spoli the ending. I want to find out just as much as Jack does) and thought I would watch Mark’s play through

  • @just_a_nickel911
    @just_a_nickel911 7 лет назад +30

    KINDERGARTEN... The only place I'll ever miss. Nap time was LIT.

    • @plague682
      @plague682 7 лет назад +1

      true but you also have the assholes who can get away with stuff easily rather when your in 1st or 2nd grade

    • @just_a_nickel911
      @just_a_nickel911 7 лет назад +1

      Gladerangel That too. Like you always have that one kid Jimmy stealing all your pencils.

    • @plague682
      @plague682 7 лет назад +1

      You infires me or little Billy teasing you every two minutes making you cry

    • @just_a_nickel911
      @just_a_nickel911 7 лет назад +1

      Gladerangel Or Tommy who keeps cheating when you are trying to play tag.

    • @gwenculver1040
      @gwenculver1040 7 лет назад +1

      You infires me I didn't sleep so I always got TWO sleeping mats and THREE blankets. I was (and still am) the queen of nap time😂

  • @impam6814
    @impam6814 5 лет назад +10

    I like how no one is acknowledging that Mark is wearing a Space Jam shirt

  • @h.u.n.k493
    @h.u.n.k493 7 лет назад +5

    Can't wait to see the animated version of this! Especially how they'll animate Nugget.

  • @burito1place448
    @burito1place448 7 лет назад +3

    I played this game it gave me joy with how much it made me laugh, but in shocking twist. Markiplier share the same experience to the world of how laughter brings us together.

  • @briannasaavedra1517
    @briannasaavedra1517 7 лет назад +8

    markiplier, you should speak to Cindy when you first get to school to know her story of the whole thing

  • @mea5944
    @mea5944 7 лет назад +145

    ITS BOOBS MAKENZIE'S MOM!!!!!!

  • @ThePaffleWaffle
    @ThePaffleWaffle 7 лет назад +42

    The principal looks like Mr. Goldenfold from Rick and Morty

    • @salteaxiv5546
      @salteaxiv5546 7 лет назад +2

      Every1 said that.

    • @leapaws5011
      @leapaws5011 7 лет назад

      HE DOES XD

    • @emma-xt5iy
      @emma-xt5iy 7 лет назад

      yeah, that's what jack said when he played kindergarten

  • @imtwaig5287
    @imtwaig5287 5 лет назад +6

    Kindergarten 2 just came out!

  • @Cokira_
    @Cokira_ 7 лет назад +26

    Nugget is the best

    • @Lamosica
      @Lamosica 7 лет назад +1

      u smoke cocainE CHICA?

  • @mr.frigginmustache8912
    @mr.frigginmustache8912 7 лет назад +209

    hi mark!

  • @kingarthur6376
    @kingarthur6376 3 года назад +3

    i never realized mark played this

  • @Max-ly1qn
    @Max-ly1qn 4 года назад +2

    he should play this and kindergarten 2 fully through

  • @grimzlegory
    @grimzlegory 7 лет назад +76

    I just left a video of jacksepticeye playing kindergarten, to watch a video of markiplire playing kindergarten.

  • @humanincarnate316
    @humanincarnate316 7 лет назад +12

    I can't help but compare Mark's voices to Jack's o
    for this game and the difference is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @emilygales9549
    @emilygales9549 7 лет назад +15

    He unlocked so many things so fast lol

  • @w1ndgeneral226
    @w1ndgeneral226 5 лет назад +1

    Most people usually die by janitor first, I say most because of this guy.

  • @katrinachapman9743
    @katrinachapman9743 5 лет назад +6

    1:16 - Mark: "I DIDN'T KNOW THAT"
    Me: *sings* - "THE MORE YOU KNOW!!!"
    XD I'm so sorry

  • @pokemoncfan2396
    @pokemoncfan2396 7 лет назад +19

    please play more

  • @ameliar.4286
    @ameliar.4286 7 лет назад +4

    "WHAT ARE YOU, WERFSTERSHE?"
    That is the only thing I can imagine Mark saying

  • @memeyartist5591
    @memeyartist5591 7 лет назад +25

    kindergardener: i need to go to the bathroom.
    hall monitor: *YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!*

  • @vegannegan4160
    @vegannegan4160 7 лет назад +25

    I don't even know how to count to 3! I think this school is a bad place for me. I miss my family. 😂🖒

  • @Heiront
    @Heiront 7 лет назад +655

    This is 30 years after Yandere Simulator. Boobs Mackenzie has become a teacher, and Yandere-chan has had a sex change and became the principal.

    • @psychicbanzai7952
      @psychicbanzai7952 7 лет назад +6

      Tyler Heironimus Wait Yan-chan changed their race as well?

    • @Heiront
      @Heiront 7 лет назад +10

      It isn't impossible, people have changed their skin tone and claimed to be of another race in real life. The police will never find Yan-chan now that she is a black male *rubs hands together evilly*

    • @shannysweight6072
      @shannysweight6072 7 лет назад +8

      For some reason I see senpai as the janitor. 🤔😂

    • @Heiront
      @Heiront 7 лет назад +4

      Just as much of a dreamboat as he was in high school. xD

    • @legend2533
      @legend2533 7 лет назад +1

      Why is she black?
      I'm not racist

  • @dan13l-j1l
    @dan13l-j1l 5 лет назад +10

    14:55 - 14:58
    Answer: This is America.

  • @jasmineo1048
    @jasmineo1048 5 лет назад

    It’s 5 am, I haven’t gotten sleep for two days, you’re videos are the only thing keeping me sane at the moment, thank you

  • @JollyRodger2667
    @JollyRodger2667 7 лет назад +33

    Who else remember when this game was top shit

  • @WfysNCK
    @WfysNCK 7 лет назад +4

    "what happened to billy"
    I wonder... was he eaten?

  • @RealSnowblaster1
    @RealSnowblaster1 7 лет назад +6

    Please keep playing, this game looks hilarious

    • @axelacex3587
      @axelacex3587 7 лет назад +1

      Luro Lakaree it does, I'm enjoying this

  • @jadearden2153
    @jadearden2153 5 лет назад +2

    Its so weird hearing nuggets dialogue without stephanie doing her voice