Cumtown - The Most Low Effort Bit Ever: Penis Movies
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
- Nick Mullen, Adam Friedland, and Stavros Halkias are New York Comedians that started a podcast together back in 2016. This Channel is dedicated to combing through the podcast they produced, selecting the best and funniest bits, and compiling them right here, all for your amusement. If you like the channel, enjoy the content, or just want to see the good parts of the pod without having to listen to the whole thing, please subscribe and leave a like, because it really helps to grow the channel! (DISCLAIMER: ALL AUDIO AND VIDEO HAS BEEN MADE PUBLIC AND ABLE TO BE USED COMMERCIALLY AND NON-COMMERICIALLY BY ITS CREATORS.)
"Penis but it's Norbit" is so good
How YOU sperm? 💁🏾♀️
How YOU sperm? 💁🏾♀️
yep.
"Snakes on a Penis" is horrifying
“The joke may be tapped out.” 23min left in the video.
I love comedy, dude
And I love men!
I'm gay sorry
Little did they know, they had just started hitting pay dirt
Truly
Ive literally never been more qualified to sit in on a podcast
Dude the amount of times I came up with the exact same titles right before any of the boys did, god i’m so gay
@@clownmoshpit2778hey i know im 6 months late but im also gay
@@austinsavage5962 same, did you accidentally trip on an untied shoelace and turn gay as well?
Gay uh? Finds a way.
@@squigpeels.1021 Jurassic Penis, Penis Park
Yeah... sit on their laps maybe. *coughs"* I'm gay.
I can't find any of these on IMDB.
Clearly, You're Shadowbanned On IMDB.
They are on Grindr
theyre on the adam friedland criterion collection
This is where you think of No Penis For Old Men within the first 30 seconds and scream internally at the lads until they finally get it
No Country for Old Penis
Or scream externally
I love how we all thought of the same shit and we’re waiting to hear the boys say it, reminds me of how gay I am
For me it was hunt for red octpenis
Mine was executive penis
You think it would get old...but it just doesn't.
I've listened to this I don't know how many times. Still gets me.
It gets old after three minutes. It’s shitty comedy.
@@theholymackerel072
It gets penis after three minutes
@@theholymackerel072and I quote “I’m Gay” are these your words defendant
they should have kept it going for the entire episode
They pretty much did bro
@@etcheeooo thats fucking awesome
They didn't because their not gay enough!
The full episode was just this plus two ads.
You're not missing much.
@@leetpcguy nah this is a premium episode and the bit goes for 50 minutes with no ads. From 10:55-1:00:16
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I was yelling no country for old penis and nick casually goes "no penis for old men" and thats why i dont have a podcast
I was sad when this show stopped, but now I realize we didn't deserve it in the first place
Gary oldman Is such a great actor he's played both a wigger & a dwarf and never got cancelled lol
The bit wasnt that they were saying penis, it’s that they did it for 30 minutes
I was pulling my pants up after using the restroom when they said “forgetting Sarah’s penis” and nearly fell over from laughing 😂🤣
I work at a movie theatre. This bit has ruined my career. Imagine walking past movie posters all day with this idea in your head. I can't even explain to people what I'm laughing about.
Career?
@@Secondplanetfromthesunbodies him
Literally nothing makes me laugh harder
The comments section on this Patreon episode was great. My favorite was "Gone with the Penis."
When I can’t find anything to watch I start playing this game without even noticing
Stepenis Padcock
hey its roachdog jr
@@kieranl5249da Roachcock Jr
How about fight club but they’re gay
Penis club
pretty sure they were talking about the Breakfast Club dude
Fight penis
And it’s about a Christian conversion camp
His name was Robert Penis.
@@DoritoWorldOrdernobody talks about penis club
*Fight club but they’re gayer
It was like free association therapy session for gay polycules
How about you polycure my aids pal
I started listening and jumped in the shower for 20 minutes and when I came back, it was still going. I've never laughed so hard in my life.
Adam killed this one high key
They totally ignored Adam's "Pumping Penis"
Gay key
3:24 he tried and failed to kill the bit
He cheated still😂😂
After hundreds of episodes they finally did it
I can’t believe they said “George of the penis” and not “penis of the jungle”
“From the DARKEST parts of the jungle”
This low effort nonsense would never fly on TAFS
Absolutely. Tafs is a very serious tv show.
@@CrackerBarrelKid54 yeah and that's why it sucks, 90% of the show is just adam mumbling "mhm, yeah, right" and the production quality is way too good for a show that is literally on par with the show ridiculousness in terms of effort, at least back when it was cumtown they weren't pretending it was good and that's what made it so good
@@gustavoalberto9569 don't blow a gasket pal
@@CrackerBarrelKid54don’t blow a penis pal
Waited the whole episode for The Hunt for Red Penis, glad they were able to fit it in before the end
the tale of a lonely man searching far and wide for a red rocket to suck and fuck
28 PENISES LATER
24:15 Nick got cranky at end here. They didn't repeat that one. They were actually doing a good job at not repeating. They never bonded more in any other bit than this one.
I think you might be gay
Dr. DoPenis
Dr. PenisLittle
I know its 2 years too late but Dr. Penislittle was right there
Dr.Penis would have been low effort enough lol
Lord of the Rings
But its gay
So just lord of the rings
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Lord Of Penis Rings
Fellowship of the Fleshlight
fellowship of the cockring
How did they do a sandler run and not think of “little penis”
They also did a James run and didn't do "James and the Giant Penis"
Or the longest penis
50 first penis'
this belongs in MoMA
Shout out to a bit that literally everyone did in middle school
imagine making a decent living doing this
Nick says "that joke might be tapped out" 2 minutes in but then they keep going for 24 more fucking minutes. This is almost as gay as I am
Fun fact this got 400k a year from the national endowment for the arts until Bidem canceled it
So the arts were well endowed
Thanks a lot Bidem
Man I miss this podcast. We were rich and we did not know it.
i remember walking to work listening to this episode. and almost got hit by a car leaving the tacobell drive through during this bit. i would've gone out like the vikings.
THERE'S STILL 12 MINUTES LEFT???
My roommate and I couldn't believe what we were listening to this when this ep dropped.
It's 3:00 AM in the morning and I accidentally listened to this for like 20 minutes without realizing
This is a fun one coz we all feel like we could have contributed.
This needs an animation so bad 😂😂😂
This made me respect this show honestly
Switching from an intellectual podcast about personal development to this because it makes me more productive
brings me back to a time with the homies just cracking jokes
it's really the "length" that makes it work (penis joke)
The fact they did this for a whole premium episode along with the female reboot was amazing
I'm only nine minutes and eight seconds in, and the boys have already forever lowered any expectations I might have for anything else I might hear from the podcast...
Bye!
Are you straight by chance?
What episode?
Penistad- amistad
Nick should've said 'Apollo Thirtpeen'
oh man, i love hanging out with my gay friends
26 minutes of pure art.
I can't believe I watched this entire thing
26 minutes
Instead of Jaws
Balls
Truly, the thinking man’s podcast
Should've been Thor: Ragnacock. Who wants to start a podcast?
u dont get it
This is just slop comedy but I laughed so hard I started pissing myself and my mother told me that I need to seek help
Great bit
No country for old BLANK always works
😂😂😂😂😂 I’m literally crying on the floor!!!!
What is this what my life has become?
My commute to work is about 26 min long, perfect
Good God, this will never stop destroying me. I'm crying.
This is the thesis
what ep is this
Good bit
Glandiators
The Peenus Horror Show
Whats eating peanuts grape?
Will never get over the fact they were making over a hundred grand a month for this lmao
When even Adam can contribute to the bit you know it's low effort
naming maryland counties for 20 minutes will always be my example of the bottom of the barrel.
The last good podcast
They did this for an entire hour once.
Hell yeah dude
this and st augistine are fucking hilarious
Harold and Kumar go to White [blank]
Every time they say a movie I imagine the altered poster (I'm gay)
It’s funny that when they started out, they trashed a few eps for being dogshit.
Then toward the end they spent about 50 minutes saying movie names with “penis” in it.
It’s insane how shedding 700lbs made the show way funnier
11:08 Why am i still listening to this
Yeah I’m 14 minutes in and for some reason I don’t plan on stopping
Man from P.E.N.I.S.
26 minutes.
I think I found the best one, Fat ----- and Little Boy (1989).
Can't tell you how good it was to get this ep when it came out after like 3 months of the pod being ass.
How the fuck is this video 26 inches long
The Last of the Peenhicans
I remember listening to this during quarantine when i would go for long walks. Also played this game as a cook eith my coworkers.
Me: at 8 minutes wow this should end soon
*23minutes left*
5:10 missed opportunity: Forgetting Penis Marshall
My best friends are so funny
Do they do in the mood for love
True cinephiles
Emphasis on the philes
True penis (true lies)
13:15
17:00
22:00
18:15
On the clock rn
This is the best bit ever honestly 😂
Maximum effort.
low effort high return, Winning !
Splash.