Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 011: "Bee King" W/ Nick Mullen
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- Ian and Jordan have Nick Mullen on to talk about Roller coaster mishaps, Trypophobia , and bees !
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Glad to see nick back in a podcast with a woman and a balding bisexual man.
That was awkward when Ian hit on Nick
Hell yeah dude
Too accurate.
I love listening to Jordan laugh, what an absolute hottie.
Lolol A+
Just let Nick go on all the mainstream podcasts and ask the hosts “you ever see this movie?” Instant classic
No.
What is that?
Bert Chintus?
agreed! as a movie nerd i do this constantly. i just say what i want now in convo even if they don't get the reference/connection. fuck 'em
A Cappybara / Nick Million$ movie mindset podcast would be a banger. Throw in a human laugh track for the third mic.
There's an old Cum Town bit where they're trying to explain something to Stav via movie analogy, except he's seen no movies so Nick and Adam start playing movie minesweeper trying to guess films Stav hasn't seen
Nick is seriously the most effortlessly funny dude I've ever come across.
It’s crazy he’s still depressed
Ok so you haven't come across norm mcdonald
@FortyFirst Millennial shhhhh! He will read this. It is bad enough that he already believes this on his own. I'm not disagreeing though.
Edit: I'm very gay.
@@judgeholden849 I love him too but hes not alive
@@judgeholden849 The guy that is no longer alive?
I love Norm but you asskissers really keep poluting his name
"It's not flirting just because two people have seen the same movie"
Literally my only move tbh
Its destiny some say
Dude same but it works fr, especially if you find those ladies that love Cronenberg
@@TURBONERD Yeah man, Cronenberg ladies are SLUUUUUUTSSSSZZ!!!!!!!!
Can I get a hell yeah
@@dogchaser520 I wouldn't call any woman that. Hard disagree.
@@TURBONERD But she WANNNNNNNTZ it OH YEAHHHHHHH
Oh YEAHHHHHHHH baby
I'm really enjoying seeing a happier Nick over the last few months. All the pods he's been on have been so fun to watch. Long live TAFS.
Hes about 1/10 as funny as coked out mad nick.
@@nextbizzy hey listen, I'm as gay as the rest of us here, but it's nice to see him doing stuff again, and seemingly enjoying himself. Also seems like there's also like a 20-30% less of a chance of him offing himself too.
@@danhebert3387 I agree. Don't worry about that other guy, he's clearly 1/10 as gay as us
@@nextbizzy I saw him live last night in Houston and he was definitely very coked out. He wasn't mad though. he seemed pretty jolly.
@@danhebert3387 I just hope he doesn't cave his face in like artie lange.
Ian is made for hosting. He lets guests talk, asks supportive questions for the bit, and lands some seriously funny lines after sitting in the pocket for a little bit. Jordan has a good wildcard factor too. Great chemistry here
I just found out this podcast existed, I honestly think Ian is one of the funniest men alive. Love cumtown, love the adam friedland show, i know Ian will do well here.
By a good wildcard do you mean an irritating and unnecessary addition
The new cumtown
And Jordan is great, someone has to keep the conversation going on something other than depression
Also I'm gay.
There's gotta be a limit to bucket hats in podcasts
It’s zero (0).
Ya they reached it here
1 per crew
Quota has been exceeded
2 gilligans... 1 island... no mercy!
Jordan right off the bat throwing a flirt at Nick with the “I’m ready to die” line
they're so made for each other
Nick’s girl is Adam. He just doesn’t know it yet.
Ian being a fire fighter is way funnier when you realize jr volunteer fire fighters are called Jr Flames
Nick being heavily constipated for his whole life makes so much sense
Autistic people tend to have that issue
Being constipated as a vegan takes commitment
I just took a huge shit.
Ian went into the parlor like "Yes, I'll have some tattoos, please"
haha yeah that was unexpected.
That means he’s interesting right because he has so many tattoos
@@TerryWhisk maybe it's supposed to be ironic? he might get them removed with laser surgery and replaced with new tattoos if we complain.
@@evanthomass that's a good bit
it's literally how everyone does tattoos so yeah, probalby
Nick crippling Ian and Jorden with laughter really shows how top-tier he is as a funny dude.
He steamrolled them both….he is just funnier and more charismatic on podcasts than most people.
LOL, Ian and Jordan both covering their faces because they are laughing so hard...
That’s my boyfriend ☺️☺️
I think it's safe to say he's the funniest person in most rooms.
"I have a family, and there's ten thousand of them."
This ep was hilarious, great chemistry
It’s about time someone brought up nick’s phenomenal hairline
Jim Norton was fawning all over it .
The man is relentlessly handsome
The man has the hairline of a chimpanzee.
Low testosterone
It's actually a hat with an N on it.
Nick being a guy who goes to bed every night thinking "maybe i should rewatch The Phantom Menace" is the most millennial behavior ever
Dunno if they'd ever admit it, but Nick and Ian play off each other really well
that's why they're boyfriends.
@@ZeranZeran Ian better back off my man
the editor deserves a raise on this. better than most of the other comedian podcasts, even the overrated ones
Hell yeah, this and the Adam friedland show has some really tight camera work. Feels like I’m back in high school high on mids at 2AM watching some weird talk show on adult swim
Feels overdone to me but I mostly just listen
Can you believe people still watch Your moms house and JRE?
I watch Jre clips if there's a guest I like.
No
“Do you remember the people that smell like wood stoves?”
Jordan. Such a genius.
Flirting on the spectrum…starring Nick and Jordan.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT A RACE CAR IS?
It's dope seeing how much Ian has come into his own when comparing how comfortable he is with Nick on this podcast vs years ago when he used to pop up on Cum Town.
Cumtown was the making of Ian
Sobriety, baby
I avoided watching this because I've only heard him on cumtown n stories about him but some short clip someone posted got me in n christ yeah he's worth listening to now
@@sislater6334 They broke him down and built him up
@@alpharoo2581 Similar to the experience Luis J Gomez had on YKWD
if jordan invites nick to a 6am Olympic party I hope he goes
live stream it, and say refuse to speak
More like 5am
Great reference.
I hate that I get that reference
I need to go outside bro , I know these strangers WAY TOO WELL
@@CyberiaPC-qo7wm lol it's too late for you bro you've been consumed by the being gay brainrot.
29:08 nick does not want a “sleep over” with Jordan
Nick is gay so obviously not
I wonder if that was a conscious rejection or just Nick being autistic again? I loved his story on a recent TAFs where some girl tried to casually flirt with him a little at a bar and he flirted back by saying "who gives a fucking shit about anything" and she wandered off confused and scared.
which only made Jordan want it 10x more
and this is how all women work. and men. People are fucking stupid, and I'm the worst offender.
Man, what a response
Hell yes. This is about to be a goat ep
Edit: yes it was
It can't be "a goat". It's either great, or it's THE goat
@@BodywiseMustard ok one of the goats then, ADAM
@@BodywiseMustard yes it can your logic applies to you
2:31 I quit doing speedballs a few years ago, and just the other day had to get a tooth pulled; no pain meds, fully awake… then the oral surgeon forgot to inject the local anesthetic into my jaw before starting, but I had this thing holding my mouth open so I couldn’t say anything (and anyway she was like pretty cute and I naturally figured I “had a chance” and wanted to act tough) so I just rolled with it.
half an hour later 2 assistants were still helping her saw and yank away at my rear molar, and she’s like “wow you have really strong bone in your jaw” and I was like “hell yea she’s totally into me” it was awesome. so glad I did all those drugs back in the day
All for naught because you're gay. Also, I'm gay.
rare actual entertaining comment that doesn’t end with “also i’m gay”.
I did not think the guy from a podcast called Cum Town would unironically teach me previously unknown facts about bees
Nick, who also happens to be my best friend and gay lover, downplays how unbelievably smart he is. He knows a ton about the most random shit. It's probably his autism or he's in a fugue state.
@@Loe_Jist a lot of what he says is wrong, he just says it with conviction
@@randompianist8359welcome to the world baby
I dont know how Jordan and Nick managed to do it, but they made Ian look like the most normal of the trio in this podcast
Nick is just OWNING that guy hanging out by a playground in a van look. I can’t believe I’m saying this but it looks good on him. Never seen anyone pull it off before.
Nick carefully positioning his left arm to make it look as large as possible. The visual format enhaces his vanity
Take meds
@@albert1688stop blowing your dad
Whoever did the zoom on Jordan when said “… and then you look at her eyes” I died.
46:16 the next 6 minutes of this are absolutely golden, I've come back to this segment many times
Nick Mullen is gonna make this Adam Friedland kid a god damn star. What a legendary talk show producer.
I’m a beekeeper. After listening to this I decided to get to know my bees a bit better. I had a hive that wasn’t producing more bees, but the drones were furiously mating with the queen regardless.
I took a magnifying glass to examine the queen, and to my chagrin it appeared to be Tim Dillon.
NICK MULLEN NEEDS TO HAVE A VIDEO PODCAST GODDAMN
He produces and sometimes appears in The Adam Friedland Show
he does
Great episode, Ian's mic was a little low. Glad to hear he finally posted the "dystopian nightmare" episode.
That’s a different ep with Recines crying baby and Adam
I think he purposefully lowered their mics after Chris cackled over everything Lenny dykstra said, it's definitely not peaking as much as it did that ep which is a good thing
I loved these guys in "FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS"
I get the same vibe we need Nick and Ian drawn by Ralph Steadman, who's probably dead but there must be great Steadman copiers.
@@sislater6334 if these guys can copy those guys, so confidently, then in sure there's a guy coping your guy
Fear and Loathing in Las Gaygas
Fear and Loathing at McDonald’s
@@BeinIanPod queer and boning in Las Vegas
The bee fans really showed up for this one 10x normal viewership
Jordan lookin like a home movies character
You know what it is? She sort of sounds like the mom
I love how Ian honoured his promise to Nick that if he ever got a podcast Nick could be a guest
Nick back with his bucket hat 🔥
It was filmed during his bucket hate phase lol
@@briancrosby160 hell yeah I love bucket hates
@@briancrosby160 this is new….he had worn bucket hats on and off for years if I am not mistaken. But I’m gay so my memory isn’t that great on account of the aids and monkey pox
How’d you land the producer of The Adam Friedland Show
I love when Ian is comfy and him and Nick just go off. Nick's on fire here, and Jordan's excellent. Also, Nick, your cat swatting at you just means she wants your attention ("stop and love me")
im just like nick's cat (gay)
Saw Jordan in Chicago this last weekend, what a huge talent. Go see her live
Are her arms as glorious in person?
She’s amazing
she seems totally unfunny
@@noklarok Nick Dee's nuts lol
@@dogchaser520 lol!
i loved nick while depressed but happy nick is my fav
love to see my best friend Nick Mullen on this podcast
Man I love you guys. Killer episode. Nick doing the downs voice always plays.
Attractive Woman Staring at Nick: "We should do sleepovers..."
Nick: "...Nah."
Generous
Nick's romantic stage play scenario killed me, had to listen to the last 20 min of this podcast 5 times.
Finally a coherent episode
How does Ian have a better produced podcast than cumtown ever was and tafs is
Because Ian is an actual human. Nick and Adam make their own thing because they’re spiritually gay and instead of sex they make comedy. CumTown was where these characters met, but that place was negative due to this one, huge orb with cool shoes.
Because he has an ounce of care. Nothing about Ct was about carin
@@urgamecshk Ian is only capable of caring due to the explicit fact that he has an enormous, thick dong glaring through his ska-punk façade. He is definitely a good guy, but his visceral coolness is countenanced by his grabboliscious trouser-snake.
It's literally exactly the same if nick is on
Being sober is good- good job Ian keep it up its just one day at a time
Nick is the most effortlessly gay and funny man ive ever had the displeasure of never meeting, please gay cuddle with me Nick.
Also, I'm gay.
FUCK yeah dude!!! This RULES!!! 😎
Refreshing to see Nick being completely honest, cool guy
This thing really gets cookin in the last 10 mins. That look of satisfaction Nick has from cracking up other comics is a mental state i wish i could occupy.
Nick millions in the building 🏫
You guys had me snort laughing oh my god 😂😂😂😂 the last half of the pod killed me, the fake racecar 🤣
Nick in his bucket hat and sunglasses phase is superfukkincool
Oh wow, a fun episode with my favorite producer Nick Millions!
The one thing they didn't mention about crowdwork is that you need to have cool shoes to pull it off successfully.
Nick is so CONFIDENTLY wrong about not being able to OD from touching Fentanyl it's hilarious.
Lol I know it’s literally prescribed in patches that only release a tiny amount spread out over time so obviously if you have no tolerance and get a good amount on your skin then it will hit you hard. Lots of people especially current drug users seem to want to down play the risks because they don’t want to believe that it can happen that easily.
The last 20 minutes of this are just Nick hittin deep 3 pointers non stop
Ian’s face looks like he’s wearing a Groucho Marx glasses, nose, mustache accessory
Jordan is a rockhard fox
Naa bruv nick is!
@@straightmanforever69 two things can be true at the same time
@@fourty-u4g and two things can be gay at the same time. Also, I'm gay.
@@straightmanforever69 ew gross what are you doing here str8boi
I love when my best friend Nick quotes his therapist (who he clearly no longer talks to) at people and gives them help with their problems :))
Jordan has been the best addition to this circle of comedians
Godamn nick is funny. I'm so thankful to be his very good friend. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
By assosication you and I must be nearly bffs only because Nick is also my closest friend. Hello🌈
*closeted
“Sleepovers would be cool”
“Nah”
I’m so gay for nick
Thay part made me laugh harder than anything else on the show
His autism is inspiring
28:58
No one is gayer for Nick than. Me.
Nick and Jordan is always a great combo. She should be third on TAFS
hell yeah dude
This ep made me feel like a grandma's boy!
I needed the laugh that reading that and then hearing Nick in my head caused. Thanks for the reminder dude.
@@daniellelazenby3397 that's how it sounds in my head when I type it lol
"Nobody likes ska" "a lot of people do"
Yup. Lots of us out there waving the checkered flag
Good to see the 70s Richard Dreyfus look coming back.
Picturing nick singing the theme song
56:23 Jordan giving my good friend Nick some real sultry looks
damn bro i felt tingles
He better not fuck my girl, bro… I’m that big, handsome Farmer she lives by…
Autistic love
@Juan Holy crap yeah she totally just eye molested him and thank you for pointing it out cause I missed it. Even did the dumb little schoolgirl giggle. 👌
I would kill myself for hwr
Nick and Ian is always a good combo 👌
He’s definitely one of the top three guests to have been on Cumtown.
Always that and forever and anon on a futon couch without the fu man chew
Hey hey thank ya thank ya!
babyjirl you listen to cumtown?
Not gay enough.
A girl in 2nd grade told me she was the girl in Jurassic Park and she did all of her own stunts. They looked nothing alike and I believed her.
Nick has to be the funniest person in the world
Dave Attel too
Reba
Nick "if I could just be a bee :3" Mullen
Yes! This is gonna be great listening for work. Sorry it took so long, I work all the time and forget everything, but I'm here and subb'd! Happy Scriber!
Hahahaha holy shit this is my first time seeing Ian's tattoos. I can't believe actually started laughing when I saw them
Nick finally admits 6 million.
Honestly surprised to see this quality of audio and video for this podcast. Seeing you guys go all in on this and do well is inspiring to see. Keep it up. 👍
A little more about bees; the male drones depend on the female worker bees to feed them, they are stingerless and ejaculate so explosively that it breaks off their endophallus and kills them shortly after copulation with the queen. Every year as winter approaches, the remaining drones are driven from the hives by their sisters, left to die to the elements and starvation. Fun episode guys!
Ian man.. I just got out of the hospital thinking I was going to die of alcoholism. They finally sent me home last night and I listened to this. I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks. Thanks for helping me forget about the pain for an hour😢❤
(And thank you Jordan and Nick too of course lol)
Keep it up, you can do it!
@@fl7210 ❤️
Hope you’re on the up and up now
@@lukekirkpatrick3668 doing much better thanks man❤️
it’s precious how much nick knows about bees i want him
Ian plugging a September date lmao
Nick coming out hot with Jacobs Ladder references
22:53 never forget
“Worker bees can leave.
Even drones can fly away.
The Queen is their slave.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
Ian, I very much need you as a friend in my life!
Nick looks like he’s on staycation from just finishing his new manifesto.
Bucket Hat Era Nick Mullen is just hittin different 😫😋🫂💏❗️❗️❗️🏳️🌈
I’ll take a Nick and Ian sandwich. Great episode!
We dem bois
Aww. The "dog hair/wood stove" shit legit made me emotional. I had a similar upbringing, although my parents would die before us kids would go to school smelling like so farm hick. Jordan is kino.
This podcast gave me joy. Thank you Ian
Hey hey thanks for diggin it!
I love Nick referring to the movie in his story as “Batman 3” as if that gives any indication as to what Batman movie he’s talking about
Great conversation between Jordan and Nick.
Ian saying here comes stove face...had me laughing so hard. So dumb but really funny 🤣
24:18 you know it took everything in Nick to not punch him
The fake car and girlfriend bit, im tearing up
Jacob’s ladder is easily the best horror movie of all time, inspired shit like silent hill too
"I'm sorry, I'm entering my apology era" --Nick Mullen