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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2022
  • Uncle Roger Rice Cooker Youtooz figurine is now live! ➡️ youtooz.com/products/uncle-ro...
    Original weejio 1: • SALAD NIGHT
    Original weejio 2: • Garbage Stew
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  • @mrnigelng
    @mrnigelng  Год назад +3527

    Go get Uncle Roger rice cooker figurine youtooz.com/products/uncle-roger-rice-cooker

    • @potatobhu08
      @potatobhu08 Год назад +21

      Sell in Malaysia stores too la unclee

    • @Eeli6000
      @Eeli6000 Год назад +13

      second

    • @crispydoglover423
      @crispydoglover423 Год назад +15

      Fuiyoh!!

    • @sumiyasimi165
      @sumiyasimi165 Год назад +16

      Forgive me, Uncle Roger - you tortured yourself for our sake, but I literally could not watch till the end. That Turkey plus sirloin plus hotdog combo was beyond my tolerance.

    • @bjmurray1842
      @bjmurray1842 Год назад +3

      Nephew Bennet would have liked this one for christmas. I know Uncle Roger has no control of manufacturing nieces and nephews. But this auntie is sad.

  • @NickDiGiovanni
    @NickDiGiovanni Год назад +25157

    Well this guy isn't getting an uncle title.

    • @magic2475
      @magic2475 Год назад +262

      @Nick DiGiovanni He won't even get an Uncle title after a million years

    • @RVandergeld
      @RVandergeld Год назад +104

      Hi Uncle Nick!

    • @youxarexmyxsunshine
      @youxarexmyxsunshine Год назад +131

      Poor Nick…a champion chef have to witness this garbage “chef…” awful terrible food 😂

    • @srihari3384
      @srihari3384 Год назад +120

      Fuck Me. He didn't even add a bit of salt in that shit ...

    • @pothatuu
      @pothatuu Год назад +57

      Makes two of you...

  • @brbrdeng9122
    @brbrdeng9122 Год назад +20094

    The thing most impressive about Jack is the fact that his channel has been alive for nearly 15 years and he has made absolutely no progress in cooking. That takes effort.

    • @point-five-oh6249
      @point-five-oh6249 Год назад +1061

      Or it takes no effort at all. To improve, it actually takes some levels of commitment. This "garbage stew" is actually known in my area as "hobo stew", because that's literally all the homeless people can afford here from panhandling, or about what they're given at the soup kitchens. I've made it before during the lockdowns when I had basically no income, but it wasn't THAT atrocious looking.

    • @furrymessiah
      @furrymessiah Год назад +370

      What's more shocking is there are so many people in the comments that have never heard of Jack before.

    • @brbrdeng9122
      @brbrdeng9122 Год назад +67

      @@point-five-oh6249 🤓

    • @colina1330
      @colina1330 Год назад +123

      I think he owes that mostly to reaction channels like this one and (particularly) Augusttheduck.

    • @hazelnut1294
      @hazelnut1294 Год назад +217

      @@brbrdeng9122 oh yes every constructive comment must be replied with nerd emoji now. You must be so cool and smart

  • @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit
    @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit 7 месяцев назад +810

    The saddest part about Jack is that, he's been on the internet for years, doing what he does, and not once in that time did he ever consider maybe stepping up his game and making food that doesn't look like it was prepared by a stoned college student in a dormroom.

    • @Sassafrass95
      @Sassafrass95 6 месяцев назад +40

      I almost guarentee people have spoken up in his comments section but considering the fact he could care less if his food is good or not just means he'll gladly ignore people so long as there are people who will stroke his ego

    • @zanderthezealous5169
      @zanderthezealous5169 6 месяцев назад +55

      Even a stoner college student would have higher standards than this

    • @XBluDiamondX
      @XBluDiamondX 4 месяца назад +16

      He seems to be a narcissist. Anyway, it amazes me he had been spitting out videos since almost the inception of RUclips itself. In all those many years, he has never really improved on his cooking. That is a feat in and of itself.

    • @unclebobboomergames
      @unclebobboomergames 4 месяца назад +8

      Theres not a stoner in college ive seen do something that horrendous.

    • @African.empress
      @African.empress 4 месяца назад

      ​@@zanderthezealous5169exactly!!

  • @immortalinaros8751
    @immortalinaros8751 7 месяцев назад +143

    He eats his own food. Gave him multiple strokes and in later videos one of his arms is no longer functioning.
    In one video he even said "my doctor said I need to watch what I eat after my last stroke" and then he proceeds to make more borderline poisonous food.
    He also proudly explains in a podcast that he beats his son to feel like a big man.

    • @lawndonkarowner6006
      @lawndonkarowner6006 2 месяца назад +37

      Damn that took a drift instead of a turn

    • @antoniomccoy6733
      @antoniomccoy6733 Месяц назад +21

      @@lawndonkarowner6006that took a “ill turn this car around”

    • @EvaSmith-wx6ru
      @EvaSmith-wx6ru Месяц назад +1

      OMG 😨

    • @wafflecake0421
      @wafflecake0421 28 дней назад +17

      Treating his son like that is more disgusting than his food

    • @thunderryu0494
      @thunderryu0494 11 дней назад

      honestly, I'm just gonna believe you at face value with zero fact checking on my part. It just makes it easier to digest this man's existence if I can believe that he's the epitome of evil through incompetence.

  • @herebyaccident5174
    @herebyaccident5174 Год назад +5658

    I want this man's confidence. He really be out here presenting struggle meals like they real food and not just a way to not die of starvation

    • @theot2141
      @theot2141 Год назад +188

      Ive seen better struggle food vids

    • @lilmskill
      @lilmskill Год назад +256

      Listen I've had to survive in some real low places.... I've never been this low

    • @vinchinzo594
      @vinchinzo594 Год назад +13

      @@theot2141 Uh yeah that's the whole point 🤡

    • @TetsuRyu25
      @TetsuRyu25 Год назад +174

      I know your joking but instead of making struggle food his just wasting food that could have tasted good by themselves like the sweet potato and hotdogs could have been two separate meals saving more money and your food also taste good

    • @trixiecox6433
      @trixiecox6433 Год назад +48

      I wish I could afford this as a struggle meal tbh. I have water + flour biscuits and ramen and am happy there's at least something with the King of Flavor, MSG, in the ramen

  • @papayer
    @papayer Год назад +3461

    Him calling it 'Garbage Stew' is probably the closest he's been to displaying some sense of self-awareness.

    • @MichaelHarto
      @MichaelHarto Год назад +127

      Dude, the stew itself is self aware 🤣

    • @randomviewer8756
      @randomviewer8756 Год назад +61

      @@MichaelHarto the stew is sentient 💀

    • @TwistedFireX
      @TwistedFireX Год назад

      What the actual fuck is your channel banner?

    • @herbosmoker848
      @herbosmoker848 Год назад +7

      Thats not kind.

    • @abbbble
      @abbbble Год назад +29

      @@herbosmoker848 The stew's probably killed someone

  • @krusher181
    @krusher181 6 месяцев назад +328

    Honestly no one makes me wanna cook as much as Jack.
    He’s just so bad that you KNOW you can do it better than he did.

    • @mundiamubyana2780
      @mundiamubyana2780 4 месяца назад +1

      We need dumb people in our world to feel better abt ourselves Quote sssniperwolf

    • @RandomRexy
      @RandomRexy 4 месяца назад +1

      Real

    • @a-blivvy-yus
      @a-blivvy-yus 3 месяца назад +1

      I know of only one person who is less capable of cooking food than Jack.
      That person is me.
      He makes me grateful that I live in walking distance of a couple of dozen restaurants.

  • @dougtripp2431
    @dougtripp2431 5 месяцев назад +19

    My mother was a bad cook when I was growing up. It has gotten worse since she started watching Jack. No one eats at my mom's house now.

    • @GTSE2005
      @GTSE2005 2 месяца назад +2

      Does she serve raw chicken? I hope not...

  • @blackmarketnews8579
    @blackmarketnews8579 Год назад +3543

    He threw that mayo in and I instantly had a physical reaction to shiver like I've seen a ghost.

    • @Gtroncos
      @Gtroncos Год назад +13

      Same here. Even my son asked from the other room what happened

    • @Murasadramon
      @Murasadramon Год назад +24

      There's a small part of me that wants to try that bean salad abomination out of sheer horror and curiosity.

    • @Arun_Donthula
      @Arun_Donthula Год назад +23

      That's Your Ancestors Pushing You Away from that video

    • @rayelgatubelo
      @rayelgatubelo Год назад +4

      I mean, both mayo and ghosts are white...

    • @jeremysama5581
      @jeremysama5581 Год назад +1

      Garbage uncle maybe

  • @jtotheroc
    @jtotheroc Год назад +3143

    Jack is so bad at cooking that uncle Roger almost lost his accent. Jack's also the type of guy who eats raw chicken with gusto.

    • @alissonberrio47
      @alissonberrio47 Год назад +31

      I noticed that!!! JAJAJAJAJA

    • @oxanastar1
      @oxanastar1 Год назад +29

      That was the grossest s$#@ I've seen in a while....and yes! Heard that too lmao 😂 it was good

    • @jtotheroc
      @jtotheroc Год назад +30

      Waiter: the chicken is fully cooked so you will not get food poisoning
      Jack: I'll take my chicken raw please!!!

    • @jerrybanley7695
      @jerrybanley7695 Год назад +10

      He probably orders it medium rare and thinks he's being fancy!

    • @scooble_
      @scooble_ Год назад +14

      Jack somehow manages to make his chicken look more raw than before he cooked it

  • @ChrisHopkinsBass
    @ChrisHopkinsBass 6 месяцев назад +101

    Imagine the episode of Kitchen Nightmares if he ever opened a restaurant? I’d pay good money to see Gordon Ramsay’s facials

    • @joeycurtis1872
      @joeycurtis1872 5 месяцев назад +5

      Dude learned to cook in prison

    • @svenspilles2035
      @svenspilles2035 2 месяца назад +9

      he wouldnt survive the episode. gordon would probably strangle him or toss him headfirst into a deepfryer xD

    • @Sprimp17
      @Sprimp17 Месяц назад +4

      that was phrased poorly.

    • @lxlMrSatan
      @lxlMrSatan День назад

      When i was a kid (maybe 12 or 13) i used to watch his videos. I remember once him asking his viewers to email food network to hooefully get him a cooking show 😂

  • @juggalo4life247mfkr
    @juggalo4life247mfkr 6 месяцев назад +23

    Whoever told Jack he was a good cook probably didn't live long enough to give a true review.

  • @digressingalice2764
    @digressingalice2764 Год назад +2480

    The utter betrayal on his face when he found out the guy has a sponsor 😂😂

    • @michaelschneider8201
      @michaelschneider8201 Год назад +52

      Plot twist: the guy lied about sponsorship

    • @williamblackfyre4866
      @williamblackfyre4866 Год назад +84

      Wait until he find out this guy has a BBQ sauce that is sold in actual stores....

    • @Bird_Nerd_Kae
      @Bird_Nerd_Kae Год назад +38

      @@williamblackfyre4866 You've gotta be kidding.
      What is it even called?

    • @andygarcia7873
      @andygarcia7873 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @digressingalice2764
      @digressingalice2764 Год назад +8

      @@williamblackfyre4866 drop the name lol don't leave us in suspense

  • @luchesisuzana7643
    @luchesisuzana7643 Год назад +3965

    The worst part about the garbage stew is that you could legit make about 5 different decent meals out of those leftovers.

  • @mattispower8322
    @mattispower8322 4 месяца назад +15

    "Have you ever had stew with hotdogs?" - Yes.
    I don't know about everywhere else, but here in Germany potato soup (or stew, if it's not puréed) has cut-up hotdogs in it.
    It's actually quite interesting how if you google potato soup you get pictures without hotdogs but if google the German Kartoffelsuppe many have hotdogs in them.

    • @freeman10000
      @freeman10000 Месяц назад +1

      Army stew (Budae jjigae) is a Korean stew that has hotdogs in it. I made it once an it is quite nice.

    • @TsukinoUtokki
      @TsukinoUtokki 16 дней назад

      Yes it's not that strange, I've used soy hot dogs as a replacement of sausage to make some dishes lighter and easier to digest

  • @Bingbong1226
    @Bingbong1226 8 месяцев назад +101

    The mayo part made me literally laugh out loud. If you make Uncle Roger drop the leg you're blacklisted 😂

    • @joanofarc9793
      @joanofarc9793 Месяц назад +1

      Maybe it’s just me but mayo on salad is pretty normal. Mayo on beans tho..

    • @joanofarc9793
      @joanofarc9793 10 дней назад +1

      @@thunderryu0494 if you watched the video you notice what uncle roger was saying. Mayo on salad.

    • @joanofarc9793
      @joanofarc9793 10 дней назад +1

      @@thunderryu0494 stop pestering me. 'Mayonnaise in your sa... That not bean salad' is the exact words Uncle Roger said in the video. If you have hearing difficulties it's not my problem. For someone who have the audacity to take it so seriously under a youtube comment section you are one among the more ridiculous bunch.

    • @joanofarc9793
      @joanofarc9793 10 дней назад +2

      @@thunderryu0494 I clearly said 'mayo on beans tho'. Do you have anything better to do other than wasting my time? Nevertheless I don't need your input, go find someone else to bother.

    • @teamccmdota2103
      @teamccmdota2103 10 дней назад +1

      What the fuck are these two arguing about. Peak Internet. One guy dropped a random comment, and the another guy had to butt in. Then the first guy got serious and calls the second guy taking it too seriously, and the second guy typed literally nonsense. RUclips comment section should be abolished so randos like these won't meet each other and the world becomes a slightly better place.

  • @stevenjusuf5855
    @stevenjusuf5855 Год назад +2359

    This guy is the adult embodiment of a child that threw in random ingredients plus sauces and called it a salad

    • @ghinalikki
      @ghinalikki Год назад +7

      This a bot but I know you know this scamming

    • @blackblaze4830
      @blackblaze4830 Год назад +4

      calling a can beans and mayo a salad is a good way to tell

    • @MirrorOfEmotions
      @MirrorOfEmotions Год назад +1

      @mrg 🅥
      The world's smallest violin,
      Really needs an audience,
      So if I do not find somebody soon,
      I blow up into smithereens and spew my tiny symphony,
      Just let me play my violin for you!

    • @MirrorOfEmotions
      @MirrorOfEmotions Год назад

      @IMY123
      The world's smallest violin,
      Really needs an audience,
      So if I do not find somebody soon,
      I blow up into smithereens and spew my tiny symphony,
      Just let me play my violin for you!

    • @notaburneraccount
      @notaburneraccount Год назад

      I did something similar when I was making pasta...I overdid it and was very disappointed...at least I know I suck at cooking 😂

  • @ghostwithknife416
    @ghostwithknife416 Год назад +2547

    The absolute sanity shattering moment when Nigel, not the character Uncle Roger, discovered this guy has a sponsor is something we can all feel.

    • @bejammin2000
      @bejammin2000 Год назад +88

      He doesn't have a sponsor. He has a sponsor as in he went and bought it himself and says on his show that he got it.

    • @nizhamizzatulislam988
      @nizhamizzatulislam988 Год назад +16

      @@bejammin2000 sound right to me

    • @Romy---
      @Romy--- Год назад +14

      @@bejammin2000 sounds plausible.

    • @hafizi3959
      @hafizi3959 Год назад +1

      one of the reason i think there is no sponsor because every fucking industri want someone that they sponsor have a lot of subscriber or famous
      there is no industri want his product not going know by other

    • @vezziGD
      @vezziGD Год назад +1

      based pfp

  • @Dichedo
    @Dichedo 7 месяцев назад +52

    It felt genuinely annoyed rather than doing a comedy show. I really felt bad for Uncle Roger! I'm going to go buy his figurine in a rice cooker now to make him feel better!

  • @Sandra_Animon
    @Sandra_Animon 3 месяца назад +17

    4:18 That look of exasperation..i can feel you Uncle Roger🤣

  • @anoleyn
    @anoleyn Год назад +1144

    Uncle Roger: "Cook with feeling"
    Jack: "Can the feeling be hatred?"

    • @darkvisiongothacked
      @darkvisiongothacked 11 месяцев назад +13

      disdain for enjoying life.

    • @paxtontherabbitpigpigworld1920
      @paxtontherabbitpigpigworld1920 10 месяцев назад +14

      Maybe Jack is a Radiation exposed person and all his nerves are f*caked and he says “Ah, feeling.”

    • @whitewaltersbet4872
      @whitewaltersbet4872 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@paxtontherabbitpigpigworld1920 This. This is the only possible explanation.

    • @eldiablo1467
      @eldiablo1467 9 месяцев назад +5

      Disgust is also a feeling.

    • @fearman5by5
      @fearman5by5 9 месяцев назад +2

      i want to like your coment but id like more it be 666

  • @AronCotrau
    @AronCotrau Год назад +2251

    I love how he throws away the little pork piece and then he goes ahead and adds 2 full tablespoons of mayo in his beans.

    • @colt2128
      @colt2128 Год назад +60

      Im gonna throw up 🤢🤢🤢

    • @FreeHat
      @FreeHat Год назад +40

      And vinegar 😂

    • @denisedesireeannaneumann9804
      @denisedesireeannaneumann9804 Год назад +36

      Why even buy a can of beans and pork at the first place if there a plenty of canned beans without any meat..... Do not throw away the meat.

    • @dingfeldersmurfalot4560
      @dingfeldersmurfalot4560 Год назад +8

      I have no idea why he even thought to do that.

    • @ssp4795
      @ssp4795 11 месяцев назад +1

      aheam, you mean "mayo" cos that crap in a jar is barely mayo

  • @redbeardthepink4809
    @redbeardthepink4809 8 месяцев назад +8

    Legal has asked me to inform the audience that Uncle Roger does not recommend using an onion chopper as a Fleshlight 😆

  • @GuyAndMask
    @GuyAndMask Месяц назад +7

    He not even nephew, he 2nd grandson

  • @ZeroCrits
    @ZeroCrits Год назад +1163

    I'm impressed he's still alive after eating his own cooking for years lmao

  • @samiamtheman7379
    @samiamtheman7379 Год назад +910

    "At least all his meat cooked before."
    That's actually pretty unusual for Jack. Usually his stuff is severely undercooked.

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives Год назад +25

      Oh... Dear.

    • @tyler89557
      @tyler89557 Год назад +49

      @@crowdemon_archives Yeah. Botulism. Food poisoning.
      He's got negative hygienic standards

    • @trollkiller1008
      @trollkiller1008 Год назад +25

      @@tyler89557 luckily botulism is pretty hard to get, unless you're canning/fermenting but yeah.. I bet he's had plenty of run ins with salmonella after seeing his chicken 🤢 tbh the dudes probably garnered some kind of immunity lmao

    • @KratoZJ
      @KratoZJ Год назад +5

      He like his chicken and burgers “rare”

    • @DragonTigerBoss
      @DragonTigerBoss Год назад +6

      @@trollkiller1008 Salmonella is actually pretty rare in chickens and eggs these days. Tends to be whole shipments that go bad from being mishandled. It is still absurdly stupid to risk raw/undercooked chicken though.

  • @koushik-rl2de
    @koushik-rl2de Месяц назад +4

    1:45 I like how when uncle roger says this leg is gonna come down from the chair and jack says that's right 🤣🤣 what a timing

  • @myrillya
    @myrillya 8 месяцев назад +77

    Funnily enough, there are some traditional German salads that are made with mayo (partially, depending on the region of Germany). Specifically potato salad, noodle salad and cucumber salad. :)
    A classic western potato salad is made with potatoes, pickles, eggs, onions, sometimes carrots (sauteed beforehand) and hard boiled eggs, all in a dressing made with primarily mayo and a bit of the pickle juice. It sounds weird, but it is actually very delicious and a staple for any good bbq or house party.
    I like to add some peas and carrots into my potato salad and I use some yogurt, so I can use less mayo.
    You should try it sometime! It's nothing like this crap here 😂

    • @AgeOfGoldenSilence
      @AgeOfGoldenSilence 8 месяцев назад +4

      Potato salad- vinegar.

    • @myrillya
      @myrillya 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@AgeOfGoldenSilence That's why I said "western" potato salad 😅😂
      It's a war 😂

    • @JimWarp93
      @JimWarp93 7 месяцев назад +11

      Yeah, these salads are delicious but they don't look like puke or diarrhea

    • @SatieSatie
      @SatieSatie 7 месяцев назад +4

      True. Germany, Austria, and even Japan often use mayonnaise in their salads.

    • @tommackay7433
      @tommackay7433 5 месяцев назад

      Well, it’s not like German food is the most respected cuisine in the world.

  • @itsyobbiwanuseek8108
    @itsyobbiwanuseek8108 Год назад +574

    "Who is your family? A pack of stray dogs?!"
    When I tell you this killed me 🤣🤣

  • @CheshireTheMaid
    @CheshireTheMaid 10 месяцев назад +851

    Usually, Uncle Roger is joking at least a little when criticizing a chef.
    This one's serious.

    • @JayOfBurn
      @JayOfBurn 7 месяцев назад +41

      I think 'Chef' is a bit of a stretch when it comes to Jack...

    • @brandiblandford8534
      @brandiblandford8534 7 месяцев назад

      ​@JayOfBurn exactly and where the hell he get a culinary degree if he got one? And how in the hell does he think any of this garbage food is exceptable? And last but not least, who keeps telling him this shit is good? Shame on his family/friends for telling him this is good. Smfh.

    • @jeremyd.2156
      @jeremyd.2156 5 месяцев назад +12

      He's below nephew status

    • @alias_undercover
      @alias_undercover 5 месяцев назад +5

      Yeah Uncle Roger foot was down for half of the video

    • @mundiamubyana2780
      @mundiamubyana2780 4 месяца назад

      @@jeremyd.2156ofc he is he is garbage

  • @justsomeguy2825
    @justsomeguy2825 7 месяцев назад +26

    What I love about stew is how you can put essentially whatever meats and vegetables you want into it, as the flavors will melt together.
    The caveat is that you first need to know how to cook stew.

    • @ChibiPanda8888
      @ChibiPanda8888 5 месяцев назад +1

      And it's literally one of the most simple dishes out there.

  • @lorenam8028
    @lorenam8028 8 месяцев назад +2

    "I think by "tang" he mean diarrhea"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I had to pause, can't stop laughing...

  • @flufflewarrior
    @flufflewarrior Год назад +917

    My grandma loves bean salad and really makes it good. (Green beans, a bit of onion, vinegar, oil... you get the idea)
    I showed her this .... "recipe" and she threatend to disown me if I ever show her "something as horrible and disgusting" ever again.
    Love you grandma

    • @kristenlogan2594
      @kristenlogan2594 Год назад +40

      Exactly what I thought. I know bean salad and sir that is no bean salad it's schlop.

    • @samrudh7177
      @samrudh7177 Год назад +21

      lmao w grandma

    • @daniel-ino
      @daniel-ino Год назад +5

      You can also add a bit of cream to that recipe .. try it in a small batch

    • @daimao5184
      @daimao5184 Год назад +8

      If it were my grandma, she would stop making "plenty" of food for me

    • @malevolentsnow9867
      @malevolentsnow9867 Год назад +19

      That’s because everyone knows bean salad isn’t made with pork and beans!😂 That was a crime against humanity.

  • @ailderwitha5591
    @ailderwitha5591 Год назад +591

    Jack might be the only person in the world who could make "salad" even sadder.

    • @snowstormgaming1323
      @snowstormgaming1323 Год назад +7

      how many bots are there in this

    • @MrNowherethis
      @MrNowherethis Год назад +1

      You don't want to see his party cheese "salad" video then.

    • @josephbanks1691
      @josephbanks1691 Год назад

      @@snowstormgaming1323 I would guess higher than either of us could count... again a guess...

    • @chere100
      @chere100 Год назад +3

      I love salad. That was not salad, it was sa-sad.

    • @cisforcringe5645
      @cisforcringe5645 Год назад +1

      salad is good tho

  • @studioandromedawn4838
    @studioandromedawn4838 13 дней назад

    Lmao this is comedic genius!!! Love your channel Uncle! Best quote in this episode: “No dont pull out salad better pull out Dad from Mom so not make nephew Jack who make this shit” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sharkiewhite5333
    @sharkiewhite5333 Год назад +1212

    Surprisingly, this isn't the worst he's done. He once cooked a $3 steak from a dollar store, he ate extremely undercooked chicken, and he also made the dreaded Party Cheese Salad. Beware.

    • @christophermoses944
      @christophermoses944 Год назад +98

      I came here because comment about that undercooked chicken he ate before. That might be too much for Uncle Roger.

    • @juliat6444
      @juliat6444 Год назад +48

      undercooked chicken?? I need to see that video

    • @dumpsterjedi6148
      @dumpsterjedi6148 Год назад +23

      @@christophermoses944 thank you for your service brave soldier

    • @LoucheWoman
      @LoucheWoman Год назад +42

      A dollar store... that sells STEAK?
      whut

    • @KenjiShinomori
      @KenjiShinomori Год назад +30

      His enchiladas offend my entire culture tbh

  • @travisretriever7473
    @travisretriever7473 Год назад +1613

    Throwing random ingredients into a bowl and calling it a salad is the most Midwestern thing I've ever seen.

    • @definitelyajaegerist861
      @definitelyajaegerist861 Год назад +79

      I lived in Milwaukee but rn I live in Milwaukee county and I’ll say Midwestern people do throw a lot of stuff in a bowl, but it’s never this bad. It always somehow makes sense. This is just some straight Ohio shit right here. Maybe Illinois would do this. ( all of the Midwest hates Illinois )

    • @kionaechan
      @kionaechan Год назад +36

      @@definitelyajaegerist861 as a lifelong illinois resident, it would not surprise me at all to learn he's from my home state. Honestly, neither the salad nor the stew struck me as particularly odd.

    • @Joshkie2
      @Joshkie2 Год назад +24

      It the Mayonnaise that makes it a salad.

    • @TheWaifu4Laifu
      @TheWaifu4Laifu Год назад +4

      @@definitelyajaegerist861 southerner here, why does the midwest hate illinois lol

    • @Kringlelicious
      @Kringlelicious Год назад +12

      He's west of the Rockies, he used Best Foods mayonnaise. It's Hellmann's east of the Rockies. I've lived in the Midwest all of my life, no one here would eat that shit.

  • @Cryptid_Renfri
    @Cryptid_Renfri 6 месяцев назад +2

    I've been seeing your thumbnails for years but never clicked.
    Glad I finally ended up watching some of your content being reacted to buy another RUclipsr.
    You're fucking hilarious.
    Wit sharper than any knife.

  • @zhumin3557
    @zhumin3557 Год назад +646

    I love how this is one of the videos where you can legitimately see Uncle Roger's shock being completely genuine.

    • @davidg405
      @davidg405 9 месяцев назад +51

      He was so shocked, he broke character and dropped the fake accent.

    • @chloeliew6975
      @chloeliew6975 5 месяцев назад +2

      When i can count Uncle Roger's separate visible shocked/horrified expressions its a bad video (as in, the video being reacted to)

    • @HungerGamesFan88
      @HungerGamesFan88 3 месяца назад +1

      just desperately trying to keep character in the face of The Horrors

  • @Linuxdirk
    @Linuxdirk Год назад +1610

    I thought I have low standards when it comes to cooking for myself, but Jack is on a whole new level ...

    • @PolluxYT955
      @PolluxYT955 Год назад +8

      Yeah xd

    • @Wulthrin
      @Wulthrin Год назад +28

      if this was the only food in the world on offer i would starve to death

    • @nolo1337
      @nolo1337 Год назад +5

      Standards? Jack? 🤣

    • @ImAnOcean
      @ImAnOcean Год назад +1

      well it looks like you havent met katy yet

    • @meanjean3023
      @meanjean3023 Год назад +10

      @@ImAnOcean I’d rather eat raw rice and burnt garlic then that bean thing 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Mang0jo
    @Mang0jo 7 месяцев назад +10

    As soon as I saw the slap chop, I lost all hope, and died laughing at the same time

  • @Iyiouseismouse
    @Iyiouseismouse 8 месяцев назад +1

    That Fritzl soup joke was savage! You made me feel bad for laughing 😢

  • @d0ct0rwh0dat
    @d0ct0rwh0dat Год назад +671

    I love how he uses the onion chopper to do all the work, then he looks at how it’s cut and says “that’s pretty good” as if he is some well trained chef admiring his knife work.

    • @leesteal4458
      @leesteal4458 Год назад +3

      Lol

    • @affenzahn5969
      @affenzahn5969 Год назад +33

      notice the knives in the background at the beginning of the video? uncle roger didn‘t lie when he said this guy owns 20 knives on display but still uses this shit device

    • @d0ct0rwh0dat
      @d0ct0rwh0dat Год назад +2

      @@affenzahn5969 oh I know, it just made me laugh out loud when he is admiring his handy work, like he did something.

    • @kh_qft762
      @kh_qft762 Год назад +24

      @@affenzahn5969 Shit device? Seems to work pretty well to me. Must be great to do onion/carrot/celery/pepper etc. etc.

    • @herbosmoker848
      @herbosmoker848 Год назад

      Hahaha

  • @Scanvas3
    @Scanvas3 Год назад +529

    It was only a matter of time until he finds out about Cooking with Jack.
    And that time has finally come.

    • @Gogettor
      @Gogettor Год назад +1

      Needs King Cobra now

    • @hayato8452
      @hayato8452 Год назад +1

      We only need Kay's Cooking to complete the Nightmare Duo now. Unless he made one already and i didn't see, in that case it's already done.

    • @-fsa-3615
      @-fsa-3615 Год назад

      @@hayato8452 He saw two

    • @Gogettor
      @Gogettor Год назад

      @@hayato8452 he did. Special fried rice

    • @mrblackmamba117
      @mrblackmamba117 Год назад

      @Anti Degenerate wtf bro

  • @tomauty1296
    @tomauty1296 8 месяцев назад

    The reference to and comparing his onion chopping device with a fleshlight 😂😂

  • @fatfurie
    @fatfurie Год назад +516

    i just watched this guy put a 150 day old rotten beef brisket into a chili and serve it at a chili cook out. he was overly upset that he didnt win. im overly surprised he didnt kill someone.

    • @josemaria8177
      @josemaria8177 Год назад +73

      That video is amazing. "I can tell you right now that I am not going to win. Why? Number 1: I don't cheat" is THE cooking with Jack quote

    • @stomppie
      @stomppie Год назад +18

      Ew what?!

    • @kipechawolfeortiz8791
      @kipechawolfeortiz8791 Год назад +20

      Sauce? Lemme see that shit there ain't no way someone didn't fuckin die

    • @lostwithyou1357
      @lostwithyou1357 Год назад +13

      @@kipechawolfeortiz8791Search Church chill

    • @Henkact-
      @Henkact- Год назад +26

      i don't know if this is correct or not but i have heard that THAT brisket was 14 months old, so over a year old brisket if the info i heard is correct

  • @TheRagingCracker
    @TheRagingCracker Год назад +211

    That damn "bean salad" curdled my stomach faster then a bottle of milk left out in the summertime sun...

    • @anitagray459
      @anitagray459 Год назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jonquilgemstone
      @jonquilgemstone Год назад +5

      That salad will probably curdle, too. Mayo and vinegar on a hot summer day 🤢

  • @SophieAlex-io5rb
    @SophieAlex-io5rb 12 дней назад +1

    0:30 not me thinking that’s a skibidi toilet 💀

  • @Sarcophagus74
    @Sarcophagus74 7 месяцев назад +1

    If I see anyone putting mayo in baked beans, I am calling the fucking cops!

  • @ellersliewong9570
    @ellersliewong9570 Год назад +511

    the fact that he sounds so impressed and happy with his food concerns me

    • @lieferal4984
      @lieferal4984 Год назад +34

      What concerns me more is that he's doing this whilst aware that he has diabetes and he suffers from having strokes too.

    • @orchadorkification
      @orchadorkification Год назад +13

      I actually thought he was clearly acting and was having trouble swallowing 😂😂😂

    • @Brazil92
      @Brazil92 Год назад +2

      Yall do realise these videos are just jokes

    • @wardenunknown
      @wardenunknown Год назад +4

      @@Brazil92 I know the average person does this to try and save themselves from the sanity, but I am unfortunate to report that he is no how to basic.
      There's a while slew of problems that goes on with this man, from his domestic abuse claims, his stroke issues, the fact he is a diabetic, and all his frequent arguments with his wife. But if you really want to see if he's joking or not, then see his appearance in Shark Tank
      Also really, there's no real way to ironically eat actual raw meat

    • @Brazil92
      @Brazil92 Год назад

      @@wardenunknown I know he's a massive leach, I honestly don't know why I wrote this??

  • @beebledog471
    @beebledog471 Год назад +175

    As a wise man once said, “You can’t eat at everybody’s house.”

  • @junehalog024
    @junehalog024 8 месяцев назад

    Well... Just for some context, here in PH, we have a traditional dish called 'Ginamay' or more known as 'Menudo'. It is a pork stew recipe where normally we put potatoes and carrots and raisins but there is a variation where we add hotdogs in the stew as well so hotdog on stew is... Well it's okay if you know how to work your way in using the hotdog or sausage into the recipe...

  • @astorcoklaat
    @astorcoklaat 7 месяцев назад

    “Are you making salad or prison food?” 😭🤣

  • @anarchist_parable
    @anarchist_parable Год назад +566

    Kay will always be my favorite. The way she paired that burnt garlic with the raw rice was just *chef's kiss* 😙🤌🏾

    • @luxuryiskey2082
      @luxuryiskey2082 Год назад +13

      😂 💀

    • @shellyboggs9093
      @shellyboggs9093 Год назад +27

      Kay has up a new fried rice video up. The look on her son’s face when he tries it, it’s like he had never had food before lol

    • @resourcedragon
      @resourcedragon Год назад +2

      But this guy is vying for the title of worst cook on RUclips.

    • @coreyw5981
      @coreyw5981 Год назад +1

      @@shellyboggs9093 like newer than the second rendition?

    • @shellyboggs9093
      @shellyboggs9093 Год назад +9

      @@coreyw5981 both are bad but at least the second one the rice was not raw. The look on her sons face is almost comical, like this is the first thing that even resembles food.

  • @Insomniaaron
    @Insomniaaron Год назад +184

    In regards to the bean salad, it's actually a neat skill to make something that looks the same going out as it does going in.

    • @Telcomvic
      @Telcomvic Год назад +4

      This has to be the best comment---ever! 🏆⭐👍

  • @pilarthepuppyguru7065
    @pilarthepuppyguru7065 2 месяца назад +1

    jack: send a pic of your garbage stew
    me: takes a pic of trash can

    • @MohitNakhare
      @MohitNakhare 2 месяца назад +1

      i prefer adding a comment to it saying "look i made it better than you now stop doing this shit"

  • @TheSleepSteward
    @TheSleepSteward Месяц назад +3

    Nephew Jack has been in some real hot water these past few months. Yikes.

  • @artemisxo6734
    @artemisxo6734 Год назад +247

    you know it's bad when uncle roger starts explaining the basics of western cooking tradition

  • @chris.c6
    @chris.c6 Год назад +985

    I'm so happy uncle Roger came across Jack's channel. People must know about the crimes jack commits in his kitchen lol.

    • @speedy_fast
      @speedy_fast Год назад +21

      Everyone talks about jacks kitchen crimes against humanity, but nobody talks about Kay’s Cooking

    • @troyounce3295
      @troyounce3295 Год назад +13

      Nobody talks about Jack abusing his son

    • @monokilled
      @monokilled Год назад +2

      He can't keep getting away with it!!!!!!

    • @Fatman221
      @Fatman221 Год назад +5

      GET THE MAN A RESTRAINING ORDER FOR EVERY KITCHEN NATION WIDE!!!!

    • @bigteddy217
      @bigteddy217 Год назад +2

      straight up murder scene damn

  • @True_Blood_89
    @True_Blood_89 3 месяца назад

    "Who your family, pack of stray dogs?" I was not ready for that😂

  • @blacknight85
    @blacknight85 8 месяцев назад +2

    After watching August the duck review cooking with Jack for so long.... Having uncle Roger do it is like hitting the RUclips lottery.

  • @MichelleBurlingame
    @MichelleBurlingame Год назад +520

    When I was a kid and my parents were very poor and in their mid 20s, we definitely made what we called “garbage soup.” It’s not something you make because you want it, you make it because you need to eat and letting veggies or meat go off isn’t an option. I will say, at least we never put hot dogs in it. 😂

    • @Ari_Dupree
      @Ari_Dupree Год назад +27

      We used to call it stone soup. XD

    • @lordsergal8783
      @lordsergal8783 Год назад +20

      @@Ari_Dupree I used to love the stone soup story as a kid!

    • @raccoonking7566
      @raccoonking7566 Год назад +101

      The concept makes sense, the problem is the way Jack executes it.
      He could've fried off the meat and browned it, then fried off the veggies, deglaze with the beer, maybe make bone stock from the leftover turkey and add that stock into the stew, maybe add some dried herbs, braise it for a few hours and you'd have a pretty decent dish. TBH most stews were made when peasants just tossed stuff they had left over into a pot and cooked it for a few hours.
      Stews are pretty easy to make, and pretty hard to mess up (stews are my favorite type of dish to make). Jack managed to do it somehow.

    • @iameartchan
      @iameartchan Год назад +25

      @@raccoonking7566 some rare talent he has there: screwing stew up

    • @austinluther5825
      @austinluther5825 Год назад +3

      @@lordsergal8783 I remember my elementary school did it as a play. My brother was one of the soldiers.

  • @sp00kyg1rl
    @sp00kyg1rl Год назад +848

    Your face when you break character “sorry children” 💀
    Honestly you’re probably one of the most adorable RUclipsrs, dirty jokes and all ❤

    • @JohnnyStrelok
      @JohnnyStrelok Год назад +48

      Nice try, Auntie Helen. You had your chance, no use getting on RUclips alts now.

    • @juniorgonzales9413
      @juniorgonzales9413 Год назад +1

      Dwn di dude at Sry dry

    • @tdb4763
      @tdb4763 Год назад +6

      If you're trying to flirt with him Kate just ask for his number. No one cares that you think he's adorable

    • @sp00kyg1rl
      @sp00kyg1rl Год назад +25

      @@tdb4763 who hurt you? 😂
      I appreciate the content creator, I left a nice message. Does this affect you?

    • @sp00kyg1rl
      @sp00kyg1rl Год назад +3

      @@JohnnyStrelok 😂😂

  • @JDRockinfeller
    @JDRockinfeller 28 дней назад

    You absolutely crack me up, man.I love it!!!!

  • @adrianhempfing2042
    @adrianhempfing2042 8 месяцев назад +1

    Uncle roger + Kay + Jack = ultimate collab

  • @this_is_patrick
    @this_is_patrick Год назад +340

    This guy is one of the RUclips OGs. He's been making videos since 2007, way back when the term 'content creator' hadn't even existed yet.

    • @Shadow_wo1f05
      @Shadow_wo1f05 Год назад +124

      And yet jack still haven’t learn how to cook lol

    • @thifalfayi4800
      @thifalfayi4800 Год назад +7

      @@Shadow_wo1f05 😂😂😂

    • @AGULL
      @AGULL Год назад +14

      Glad i never heard of him

    • @yomuthabyotch
      @yomuthabyotch Год назад +3

      hadn't*

    • @ds_the_rn
      @ds_the_rn Год назад +6

      He’s not serious, right? He’s just joking around, right? He had to differentiate himself from other channels, and he did it!

  • @eddievergara5509
    @eddievergara5509 Год назад +512

    As someone who eats beans for side dish, I'm appalled and disgusted that Jack mix beans and mayonnaise for salad.

    • @JordanJack185
      @JordanJack185 Год назад +8

      Don’t forget the vinegar 🤮

    • @2269tah
      @2269tah Год назад +12

      Actually, this was well known as one of the "Depression Foods" back in during the American Great Depression. It was then "rediscovered" during the hard times of WW2 food rationing. So while in today's standards this will not appeal to most people, it was a source of nutrients during hard times. Just thought I would give a little food history lesson 😁😁

    • @rubysantiago2766
      @rubysantiago2766 Год назад

      And Vinegar 😢

    • @anujmchitale
      @anujmchitale Год назад +5

      @@2269tah Still wouldn't add mayonnaise to beans and make it horrible.

    • @Skelath
      @Skelath Год назад

      Here I am fit and 71kgs, eating 2 meals in a 2 hour time frame a day on keto, which includes oats, noodles, steak, chicken, eggs, all cooked and seasoned, easily being able to go 48 plus hours without eating and no hunger pains (a byproduct of Keto making your circulatory system more acidic).
      And I have guys like Jack telling me I'm in misery and saying they prefer a life of eating so called luxury food than a life of misery by being thin.
      I used to be 110kgs, I used to eat 4-5 times a day I'd get mad hungry if I went 2-3 hours without food, I used to get a sweat on just by tying my shoes or making my bed, would huff and puff on a 3 minute walk, screw going back to that life.
      I still eat fast food twice a week, just given up on slop like 2 minute noodles, peanut butter sandwiches, garbage cereals, lazy microwaved hard as leather food, absolutely no regrets, ain't convincing me that majority of big people are spending an hour to properly prepare and cook food.

  • @SleepyT23
    @SleepyT23 20 дней назад

    I just discovered this channel, but I already know this is going to be one that stays in my rotation.

  • @toddgould5968
    @toddgould5968 Месяц назад

    "this is the food a kidnapper feeds his victim" lololololololololololololol!!!!

  • @ryanegeler6059
    @ryanegeler6059 Год назад +910

    I feel the most egregious part of that stew was the fact the guy didn't salt and pepper the damn thing at all at any time during the cooking process lol

    • @Mr371312
      @Mr371312 Год назад +30

      "The meat is already salty" and totally enough lmao

    • @Knogooseness
      @Knogooseness Год назад +67

      To be fair Cajun seasoning has a ton of salt and black pepper in it already

    • @cardboard2night
      @cardboard2night Год назад +5

      I don't know how much salt does cajun seasoning has... But maybe it's enough? 🤔

    • @nick-vv1lz
      @nick-vv1lz Год назад +5

      Cajun seasoning has salt and pepper

    • @satadrubanerjee6228
      @satadrubanerjee6228 Год назад

      pay attention

  • @idontevenknow9576
    @idontevenknow9576 Год назад +377

    I like how he thinks the rotting onion would ruin his stew, while he’s perfectly fine with serving chili with a year-old, rotting brisket to his church chili cookoff and expected that chili would win

    • @ar-sithf.austin3744
      @ar-sithf.austin3744 11 месяцев назад +65

      This guy will go down as the only online "cook" in history to have the health department shut the kitchen in his house down.

    • @Edax_Royeaux
      @Edax_Royeaux 11 месяцев назад +37

      He doesn't even wash his plates, he'll re-use the same plate that had the bleeding raw chicken on it and eat off it, despite the obvious blood stains still on the plate.

    • @CheshireTheMaid
      @CheshireTheMaid 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@ar-sithf.austin3744did that actually happen?

    • @sk-sm9sh
      @sk-sm9sh 10 месяцев назад +19

      I kinda curious what he later did with that peace of pork fat that he just tossed over to remove from the beans. I somehow suspect some weeks later he picked it up from under the fridge to use in one of his many original stews. He wouldn't be just buying beans with pork and throwing pork away when he could just buy plain beans.

    • @KaosDeathLord
      @KaosDeathLord 8 месяцев назад +6

      That's nasty.

  • @Xandersmusic
    @Xandersmusic 8 месяцев назад

    Theres sth very satisfying about Uncle Rogers "ughh" sound perfectly fitting the gap at 1:27 right when the beat has a pause

  • @matthewdieter3003
    @matthewdieter3003 5 месяцев назад

    "eff your picnic" 🤣🤣😂

  • @pablopablo3834
    @pablopablo3834 Год назад +1490

    The craziest thing is this dude legitimately thinks he is a good cook.

    • @JohnnyStrelok
      @JohnnyStrelok Год назад +134

      There's no way, it's gotta be a bit. He's bad on purpose because good cooking shows are a dime a dozen, but being THIS BAD is truly unique.

    • @Joe-xp6un
      @Joe-xp6un Год назад +99

      @@JohnnyStrelok it's the real deal, he even had his own failed spice line using a Bitmoji of himself as a mascot, which he got sued for

    • @thatmexicanteacher1227
      @thatmexicanteacher1227 Год назад +73

      This is the same guy who thinks that wiping the counter down with a old wet cloths is cleaning. I don’t want to know what his kitchen smells like🤢

    • @Stpovrreacting
      @Stpovrreacting Год назад +10

      @@JohnnyStrelok plankton

    • @yesdeere1376
      @yesdeere1376 Год назад

      A lot of people think a lot of crazy shit these days. This clown falls into the new norm just fine.

  • @gjl4101
    @gjl4101 Год назад +226

    "Uncle Roger always say cook with feeling, but his feeling all wrong. "
    Bruh that killed me😂

    • @timtimtimmay4654
      @timtimtimmay4654 Год назад

      Dude was feeling broke😅

    • @supraenjoyer223
      @supraenjoyer223 Год назад

      @mrnigelng 🅥 very sus webstite..

    • @gjl4101
      @gjl4101 Год назад +1

      @@supraenjoyer223 dont click that’s a fake bot

  • @laquicha8159
    @laquicha8159 8 месяцев назад

    Lol the slap chopper is in my cupboard and as a result I still have all my fingers.

  • @williampremo2197
    @williampremo2197 7 месяцев назад

    I found Uncle Roger by accident and love this. Hilarious and informative.

  • @cowgirl5155
    @cowgirl5155 Год назад +335

    I feel like this is the first time I've actually seen a slap chop being used outside of an infomercial

    • @MissZerglot
      @MissZerglot Год назад +13

      I actually own one and I much prefer using it over dicing several onions by hand sometimes. 😂😂

    • @FlexibleToast
      @FlexibleToast Год назад +12

      @@MissZerglot I could see that if you're chopping a bunch of ingredients. For just 1/4 onion I'm not going to bother dirtying another utensil though..

    • @MissZerglot
      @MissZerglot Год назад +2

      @@FlexibleToast Yea 100% 😂

    • @MimiYuYu
      @MimiYuYu Год назад

      You’re going to love my nuts

    • @platedlizard
      @platedlizard Год назад +1

      I used to use one for processing pet food (for birds, reptiles that eat vegetables, etc) and it’s good for that, but even then I never used it to make human food lol
      In the end they’re hard to clean well so the ease of chopping up a lot of veggies fast was completely beat by the difficulty of cleaning the damn thing so I went back to a heavy knife for chopping and haven’t gone back

  • @Ember_963
    @Ember_963 7 месяцев назад

    'what in the American' ?!
    Lmao

  • @christinevillanueva54
    @christinevillanueva54 8 месяцев назад

    Bathroom tile for kitchen😅😂😅😂...he notices everything 😮

  • @bammbamm1226
    @bammbamm1226 Год назад +51

    Love how he just adds mayo,onions and vinegar to beans and tries to call it a salad. I smoke a lot of weed and I wouldn’t even think of that kinda crap

  • @ninetiesdude.
    @ninetiesdude. Год назад +202

    I knew the day would come where Uncle Roger would discover Cooking with Jack. I've been watching his catastrophes against cooking for years and can't get enough. He's the ultimate guilty pleasure of mine along Kays Cooking. Watching those two makes me feel like I'm Thomas Keller.

    • @chitownRB33
      @chitownRB33 Год назад +10

      Is it all like real?? Or is it all trolling?? It’s crazy to think his vids aren’t just bait….

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 Год назад +9

      @@chitownRB33 He's legit. He was even on a cooking competition and everything. He also lost, and cried.

    • @chitownRB33
      @chitownRB33 Год назад +6

      @@catpoke9557 good…he’s a disgrace

  • @billystrain
    @billystrain 8 месяцев назад

    hot dogs were used in stews during the great depression I think the name of one type of stew was called Hoover stew. meat was hard to come by and when available was costly so hot dogs being cheap were used.

  • @franny231123DMT
    @franny231123DMT 8 месяцев назад +1

    onion flesh lighter LMAO

  • @MurderAssassin
    @MurderAssassin Год назад +178

    Sooo my family grew up poor and we called our "garbage stew" fish/food pantry soup where we used most things we got from the food pantry (which is a place that would get food donations and you could pick up a box of food once a month I think) and put it into a soup. My mom actually knew how to cook tho so it always tasted good, but I remember being sick of it because even when the ingredients were different the base was more or less the same. That, and I knew when she made it, we weren't doing well financially so that was sad. But yeah "garbage stew" I think a lot of poor people can relate to 😂

    • @tbonesam
      @tbonesam Год назад +6

      The salad was ew but the soup was kind of a forever stew, im not broke but I was debaiting starting one just cuz i like soup and its.cold out, you basicly add ingredients and water everyday

    • @dantebryian6104
      @dantebryian6104 Год назад +3

      I had garbage stew when i was arrested as a teen 🤣🤣

    • @wariv7746
      @wariv7746 Год назад +3

      I feel that, you know you're not doing financially well when you have tomato sauce on toast for dinner👍

  • @maximize3527
    @maximize3527 Год назад +550

    Even if jack cooked for me every day, I would die of starvation.

    • @imanmanimanman7667
      @imanmanimanman7667 Год назад +2

      😰😰😰

    • @jefferycrouse4652
      @jefferycrouse4652 Год назад

      You'd die of food poisoning first. He could pour you a glass of water and still give you salmonella somehow

    • @mr.reality9741
      @mr.reality9741 Год назад +4

      F’n A!! I need Jack to move in with me, cook everyday, so I can lose this 20#!!

    • @thebloodyquill7455
      @thebloodyquill7455 Год назад +13

      It's either that or salmonella.

  • @Sharp352Somebodies
    @Sharp352Somebodies Месяц назад

    that thing he cuts onion with is a "slap cop" i remember the infomertials lol.

  • @angryduck4475
    @angryduck4475 6 месяцев назад +2

    my powewr went out when it started, it was warning me

  • @lvthud
    @lvthud Год назад +347

    Okay, just to clarify a few things : Jack started out on RUclips doing burger reviews, they were actually pretty spot on. If I am remembering correctly his company offered him a big job in the midwest, the family moves out there, he continued doing some food reviews. Maybe a year later he has a stroke, paralyzed the left side of his body, I get the feeling he is still having issues with that, hence the chopping tools and issues using a knife etc. With that said, I have nothing on the food.

    • @veralee2818
      @veralee2818 Год назад +39

      The last sentence got me 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kuvxwbmas62
      @kuvxwbmas62 Год назад

      Paralyzed half his brain too huh?

    • @HolisticHiker
      @HolisticHiker Год назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @puppetstudio4989
      @puppetstudio4989 Год назад +20

      that was before the stroke, this was early in his career

    • @karna6634
      @karna6634 Год назад

      i think he has permanent brain damage

  • @lisafranklin9089
    @lisafranklin9089 Год назад +155

    "Not farm to table, trashcan to table"...damn, I haven't laughed this good in a long minute Thank you Uncle 🤣🤣

  • @ForSty60
    @ForSty60 3 месяца назад +1

    Uncle Roger:Chopping onions with that flashlight
    2 seconds later sorry children

  • @gloriabosco3160
    @gloriabosco3160 8 месяцев назад

    Garbage stew, serve this to your family.
    Uncle Roger: "Who,s your family, a pack of stray dogs?"

  • @gabagool2064
    @gabagool2064 Год назад +1505

    I’m convinced Jack is trolling us. No way he really thinks his recipes are edible.

    • @toheekang174
      @toheekang174 Год назад +70

      He actually think that

    • @estebong
      @estebong Год назад +114

      He took his chili to a competition

    • @Dimli_Gloinssohn
      @Dimli_Gloinssohn Год назад +62

      He is american... I mean they are so uncultured I feel like uncle roger watching Jamie cooking ,,asien food"

    • @AnonymousOneThree
      @AnonymousOneThree Год назад +156

      @@Dimli_Gloinssohn there are over 330m Americans who come from all backgrounds. Yours is a tired generalization.

    • @ocircles738
      @ocircles738 Год назад +62

      @@AnonymousOneThree Nah all 330m of them kinda dumb

  • @onkarkulkarni24
    @onkarkulkarni24 Год назад +46

    4:31 "What in the American"
    😂😂😂 I'm gonna use that now!

  • @anarazady8985
    @anarazady8985 5 месяцев назад

    i was scrolling on my liked posts on tumblr when this video plays in the background and when uncle roger have to say "you just keep scrolling and scrolling", I just have to pause for a moment :v

  • @timborski1210
    @timborski1210 8 месяцев назад

    I lost it at "Isis hostage video better quality" lmfao

  • @Khedran
    @Khedran Год назад +37

    @11:58 he forcibly chews, literally almost gets sick, covers his mouth and immediately cuts. Disgusting.

  • @nessamarie-annealonso586
    @nessamarie-annealonso586 Год назад +134

    I felt physically ill when he threw that mayo on the beans.

    • @jak1165
      @jak1165 Год назад +3

      It made me want to give up eating forever

    • @Thomas-zt7dm
      @Thomas-zt7dm Год назад +4

      Especially when he tooks portion of fat out the beans already like what does this man think is in mayo

    • @nessamarie-annealonso586
      @nessamarie-annealonso586 Год назад

      @@jak1165 same feels.

    • @nessamarie-annealonso586
      @nessamarie-annealonso586 Год назад

      @@Thomas-zt7dm I puked inside my mouth a little when he did that.

    • @jeffredfern3744
      @jeffredfern3744 Год назад

      It's not a "salad" if there's no mayo.

  • @chloeliew6975
    @chloeliew6975 5 месяцев назад

    6:57 HIS WHEEZE I CANT- hes actually stunned. All his breath left his lungs 😂