Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT WOMAN
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- Опубликовано: 13 янв 2021
- The 50's had lots of movies about giant bugs & animals, but what happens when a spurned wife grows to giant-size? It's the cheesy monster movie classic "Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman"!
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Those times when a movie's title/poster are more legendary than the actual movie itself...
Megaguirus
Yeah next up Attack of the 100th foot Chicken
Was just watching some of your old videos
@@adamofgrayskull7735 ruclips.net/video/OVQ_nFgJZuw/видео.html
If that shirt ever goes missing, it's because I stole it
Whoever has a giantess fetish probably has this movie in their fetish museum
Probably
ruclips.net/video/ghWPhGdZ8yc/видео.html
Im more into constriction
I peed on a girlfriend in the shower when I was drunk and thought it was funny. She turned around and smiled and said she has always wanted that. Boy did that backfire on me in the worst way.
@Some Cunt gg yep
I'm sorry but the 50 foot woman was 50 times more attractive than the woman he was cheating with.
True
She was pretty hot for sure.
Guys often cheat with less attractive looking women than their wives.
@@hydrolito, I wouldn’t. I’d try for an upgrade. LOL!
The character’s alcoholism and the general dysfunction of the marriage could influence one to pursue a good time lady. Still, it doesn’t justify the husband’s general bad behavior, Since the husband was a gold digger as well, his demise didn’t bother me.
“Attack of the 50 foot woman.”
And a very weird fetish was born that day.
I feel like this is the movie that Doctor Psycho saw as a kid and gave him a sexual awakening.
I agree with you, I think this is the movie when I was a kid that sparked it all for me 🤔🤣
If you think being into giants is weird you have a lot more internet left to see.
Monsters vs. Aliens had a lot of references to this film.
It was a pastiche of these 50s monster movies in general. This, the Blob, Creature from Black Lagoon, the Fly, Mothra, others.
omg. i forgot about that. yes it did. it was almost the same except she wasn't a drunk psycho.
@@chicostephenson lol very underrated comment
Honestly, that movie was really entertaining. It may not be the top Dreamworks movie, but it was still a good time. Made me laugh after all these years, still.
I LOVE THAT MOVIE
Imagine my dissapointment when it turns out the "monster" of the movie is not made of 50 severed feet sewn together.
You might want to take a break from the Human Centipede movies there......
Are you referring to the attack of the 50 woman feet?
Directed by Quentin tarintino
“At least there’s no annoying kids in this movie!” Immediate Kraft macaroni commercial with kids yelling.
*RUclips algorithm: "nailed it!"*
It was a fortnite trailer for me as if it even needs promotion at this point
I got the Philadelphia cream cheese ad, myself.
Irony.
old school ;)
Yvette Vickers who plays Honey, the other woman suffered an unusual fate. She died in 2010 but her body was not discovered for about a year. She was totally mummified when found so became a real life mummy. Certainly a sad ending when nobody misses you for an entire year.
Fuck I remember that, that was her... wow.. Rest In Peace madame I am so so sorry
WOW I didn't know.
Plot twist, she actually is a centipede and *has* 50 feet.
Yes!
A human centipede? What a great idea!
@@scockery please don't-
@@scockery Man, don't suggest something like that.
You wouldn't want to *feed* them any ideas now, would you?
2021: Great idea
So sad about actress that played the mistress, she died almost penniless and alone. No one checked on her for so long that her body actually was mummified by the time they found it.
That is mainly because she had left a space heater on and her electricity had never been cut off later they said it was probably more like nine months or so but OMG😢
Heard about that yea only reason they checked was postman noticed fan mail piling up
'The Incredible Shrinking Man' is one of my favorite movies. The protagonist's fight against the spider is one of the most suspenseful action sequences of all cinema. His struggle to retain his identity and humanity while shrinking into literal nothingness is poignant and heartfelt. The effects still hold up. Okay, I admit it, the spider got to me. Bastard gave me nightmares for weeks as a kid.
Yea, I agree with you with that spider, those scenes were too hard to watch
Oh yeah. Especially the closeup of its fangs.
After your review I'd be tempted to look it up, if I didn't have some lingering arachnophobia.
This film has arguably the most iconic movie poster art of all-time. Entertaining flick too. And my oh my his sidepiece.
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His sidepiece, played by playboy bunny Yvette Vickers.
But if you want to continue having the hots for her, don't google her name.
@@morphman86 She was also in "Attack Of The Giant Leeches" which Brandon should also cover.
@@robertstuart480 I have a hard time thinking of any movie Brandon SHOULDN'T cover that beings with "Attack of the"
@@SuperSwordman1 "Attack Of The Puppet People" is kinda slow and might be a bit harder to riff on.
"Go ahead give her a Cosby cocktail." Me choking on my snack with that line.
I was part of a classic movie festival in the early 2000s where Yvette Vickers, one of the stars of this movie (and The Giant Leeches!) was our guest of honor. Even in her twilight years she was an absolute delight. I had the good fortune of getting to spend some time with her, and will never forget hearing her tell scandalous stories about dating Carey Grant :) Rest in peace, Yvette.
Glad to hear she was a sweetheart in real life. I also loved her bit part in Sunset Boulevard.
"Sometines Harry gets really freaky and even takes his socks off!"
Pure gold right there
When you said "You would think this is a parody of 1950s monster movies" I genuinely did think it was a parody before you showing me lmao
Damn, Brandon, you should do "The Leech Woman" next!! The Eisenhower-era America 50s seemed to be suspiciously amenable to stories about alcoholic wives vengefully murdering their cruelly unappreciative husbands...
Attack of the giant leeches is good too
@@ImFakeStation Wasn't that a drunken husband and a cheating wife? Almost as if the 1950s wasn't all Father Knows Best. 😁
That one's been on MST3K.
"And so those are my dreams of blood. Weird huh?"
LEECHES WHERE ILL KILL EM ILL FUCKING KILL EM
@@geoffreyfyfe2248 JEEEEEEEEEEEED!
I got into giant women cause of Ginormica from Monsters vs Aliens. And learn how there were others like this, so I guess have to thank Susan Murphy for this.
Let that freak flag fly free my friend
Was Giganta for me 😁
Me too
Alternate title: "Underwhelming attack of the sometimes 50 Foot Woman"
The movie in a nutshell: 🎵All we wanna do, is see you turn into a giant woman, a giant woman!🎵
Which doesn't happen until the last 20 minutes of the movie.
Cancer
The original female titan
True
Luis, what's up?
Yep.
They had female Titans in Greek mythology more than 2000 years ago.
Yes, but no.
The anime Godzilla did more attacking for once
What
@@DarwinskiYT yes.
Which film
@@joshuaded1052 basically all three Godzilla anime films
Planet of the monsters
City on the edge of battle
And the planet eater
@@_-Emerald-_, there is also the “Godzilla series” it has 3 seasons
Allison Hayes (the 50 Foot Woman) was 28 when she was in this movie. Adjusted for inflation she would have been worth nearly $448 million dollars. If you are married to a good looking woman like that you work out your marriage problems! Especially when your mistress is two years OLDER.
The fact that you felt you had to capitalize the word "older" is quite sad...
@@Palmieres She looks 40 in this film
@@homelesshannah50 That's because 1950s makeup gave females a more mature look. I remember some 19-year-olds who appeared on a TV game show of the time, and I was surprised to hear how young they were. Fast-forward to the late 1960s and the gals looked more girlish than womanly.
Didn't know Bradon was into giantess.
I can't blame him
eh its a pretty popular fetish
its the common cold of fetishes
it's a good one
@@maurabasemen5506for real, if you want to share a random movie, share it with your friends, NOT WITH THE ENTIRE INTERNET
Im more of a constriction kind of guy
Oh the 50s, when the idea of a woman becoming more powerful than any man was a good enough premise for a horror movie.
This is acceptable shade thank you.
LOL
Yes, they had no idea how truly terrible it would really be.
so quaint... :-)
A request @Ryan McCarthy, that you change "horror movie" to "monster movie", just fits more accurately.
@@pedrokatcradle I dunno, I agree that it’s more accurate but I think “horror” works better for the joke
Attack of the 50ft Cheerleader was a pretty decent movie.
Probably too recent for Brandon to review.
And too good for him too.
A "boer" are the Dutch decended farmers of South Africa.
Oh I thought he said boner
Darwinski For some odd reason, I had flashbacks to that one infamous Batman comic book where Joker got busted in the midst of doing a “boner”. 😂
I remember as a kid I had the movie poster of this. Mother was not impressed 😂
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I wish I had one in my room.
Badass
Your mom was just jealous she couldn’t be as beautiful as Allison Hayes.
Bruh.
So, the spaceship was a giant Saiyan space pod, and a titan came out.
And it told me to find the one piece
"Holy crap, it's Sonic the Hedgehog!"
@@ninjabluefyre3815 "protect me gun"
Still the greatest movie poster of all time.
It’s surprisingly pretty iconic
If only the movie was just as good.
If i saw a 50ft woman wearing a skirt, i wouldnt have to use the mirrors on my shoes anymore
Very good. Cheeky, but very good.
That is damned big brain
So true
Unfortunately we'd all end up behind bars (unless you lived in the UK before 2019)
Why?
Nancy is so much better looking than Honey. What's this guy thinking?
Sometimes guys don't think.
maybe he had an "ugly girl" fetish...
Probably just wanted to spite her, rather than talk about his issues
maybe he just loves the personality
would be a funny spin on the usual cheating trope
guy realizes his pretty wife is just all looks so he starts dating a less attractive yet lovable woman
Fun fact: HBO did a remake of this movie Starring Daryl Hannah in 1993. Should do a review of it if you can to see how they compare to each other.
Still like the original better.
I watched that one in a betamax
Someone didn't finish the video before commenting, I see.
alternative title: ATTACK OF THE FETISH FROM THE 21ST CENTURY
It’s such a shame that so many of these old sci-fi and fantasy movies have posters that are way better than the actual film.
Quick correction: I’m from South Africa and he meant to say “Boer” pronounced “boo-r” and it refers to a traditionally white South African
I wondered how that was pronounced, I’d only ever seen it written down.
Here are some other 50's movies you could also do:
- It! The Terror from Beyond Space (the movie that inspired Alien)
- The She-Creature
- Attack of the Crab Monsters
- I was a Teenage Frankenstein
- Fiend without a Face
-The Giant Behemoth
- The Tingler
- I married a Monster from Outer Space
A lot of those are pretty good. I'm kind of surprised he hasn't gotten to Fiend Without A Face considering it's set in Manitoba!
And let's not forget that other '50's classic...eh?
@@KRhetor Manitoba...another 50's classic.
I Married A Monster From Outer Space is the best movie on that list.
@@Inframan-6767 True fact
Hell hath no fury than an enormous woman just walking calmly through a city to get back at her husband.
Could they even show that much skin in the 50's?!
Brandon's PTSD from A*P*E haunts him in almost every video.
I heard of this movie, Allison Hayes performance in the first half of the movie looks good. The actress had a sad life, died of leukemia (not associated with her being in a radioactive ufo) but by taking imported food supplements.
Despite being bored in a call, Brandons humour always entertains
He should have done the remake, lol.
3:48 " You went home and your dinner was cold = justifiable homicide. LMFAO 🤣
Ahh, the 1950s.🤣
When he said "Justifiable homicide" I busted out laughing 😂😂😂
Robot chicken’s training day
Same
I am oddly interested in looking up "Casper the Busty Ghost" now.
One of my all time favorite giant monster movies starring my girl Allison Hayes!
Back when I was in college, there was a student band called Ossian's Ride. They had a song called "Attack of the 50' Guy in a Rubber Godzilla Suit". Almost certainly a reference. Also, weirdly catchy.
I wish i could find it somewhere, it sounds real good
I would never tell you “teenagers from outer space” isn’t a great movie Brandon. I respect you too much.
Except for the bad Giant Lobster Effects, Most of Teenagers From Outer Space is pretty good.
Hey, I've actually seen this one. Svengoolie showed it once a while ago.
Huzzah a man of quality!
The first Attack on Titans movie.
LOL
😂🤣
Allison Hayes is best Female Titan
@@Enshohma lol
Attack on Titan prequel
They also parodied the Fifty Foot woman in a song by the Tubes and in the movie Monsters vs. Aliens. Susan's character is definitely a nod to this movie. I love the line: "What do they call you?" "Susan"
Attack of the 50 hoof mare!
I love these movie depictions of news reports lol
Especially when the reporter goes off script and insults a rich woman who can hire the BEST lawyers. LAWSUIT!!! :)
Interesting that you managed the entire review without bringing up that Honey was played by playboy bunny Yvette Vickers, who famously became a reclusive hoarder in the late 00's and was found dead in her home in 2011, mummified after having been in a room with a heating fan on for a year.
Heart failire damn
What in the goddamn..?
Ok that sounds like a far more interesting than I could’ve guessed
@@AverageAwesomeDude yep. Here's her story as told by Ask A Mortician on youtube. Very sad story about her life.
ruclips.net/video/APkkItrCKrE/видео.html
Tragic end for an attractive actress. Ms Vickers also played an unfaithful wife in Attack of the Giant Leeches.
I love how this inspired the Treehouse of Horror segment the Attack of the 50ft Eyesores
The remake was actually pretty good! The plot was close to the original, but had touches of humor.
The OG giant woman
When does Steven Universe start singing and playing his ukelele?
@@Reapermaskhybrid Every episode.
I just realized the irony of that episode. Steven himself was a giant women...two giant women. No wonder he messed up.
"All I want to do...is see you turn into...a giant woman..." Well screw you Steven, you don't get to see that until it's almost over
The writers of that have some way worse than a giantess fetish
In fact didn’t Rebeca sugar draw some nsfw kiddie pics
@@dreddpiratebromando5953 She drew some lewd Ed, Edd, n' Eddy pics, I think, but she drew them when she was 14 or 15 years old, so it doesn't really count against her since she was still a minor herself. Yet another example of how the internet will take something that is *technically* true but conveniently leave out details that put it into the proper context.
@@Spectra651 💯
Yep.
50's: the iconic area of classic Americana
also 50's: big mommy milkers crush me please
Yvette Vickers can't catch a break. From giant women to Giant Leeches the next year!
I think this kickstarted my giantess fetish
Understandably so
4:48 Where the other 20 feet go? Sounds like taxes to me.
The other is for the high heels man
Sorry but she needs to help distribute her height with the rest of society.
I just knew the remake of it. The remake is not bad at all. It was really a good remake. One of the alltime best remakes ever. The character-devellopment takes a very long time, like in the original, but it is never boring. Because you can actually see, how the main-character grows and how she have to deal with her unusual cicumstances. It is a must-watch for sure.
When Brandon Tenold uploads a video, it becomes a good day.
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Best time of the day!
(Some interesting facts I found). Yvette Vickers (50ft woman) mummified remains were found in here home in 2011. It was estimated she had been dead for a year. She had 3 unsuccessful marriages and never had kids. She was in playboy, and had and on off relationship with Cary Grant.
"the thickest cheese of them all"-brandon
ill tell ya,this aint the only thick thing here...
great video keep up the good work!
See Brandon Tenold, up vote schlock.
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Brandon Tenold is a regular Schlock Holmes.
Despite being much less famous, The 30 Foot Bride of Candy Rock is a much better giantess movie. I really liked how most of that movie is just the giantess and her husband figuring out how to live with her new size and that the husband never gives up on her. It made me want a slice of life show about a giantess and her husband trying to live a normal life, tbh.
Proud to say I both love and own this movie. Also... I have a framed 27x40 copy of this films awesome poster along with posters of the original Blob and Godzilla.😁👍
Got the DVD and waiting for this to make it on Blu-ray. One of my favorite '50s flicks.
@@anthonycrnkovich5241 this and the Shrinking Man are two of my favorites. The Shrinking man is just a great film and 50ft Woman again is just so cheesy it's GREAT! LOL
Daddy I want to go on that ride! Me too son... me too
"Dude, where's my car" was a fever dream
I Don’t blame either of em
Night of The Lepus
A better movie than 50 Foot Woman.
@@Inframan-6767 And still no horror in that giant feature movie.
Someone should write a book. "The Films of Nathan Juran." It would be, not only very informative, but an amazing contrast between the "Juran" work and the "Hertz" work. I'd buy a copy.
They should make Godzilla vs the 50th Foot Woman. 🤣
Isn't that a porno?
WTF.....
*🥴*
Maybe. 🤣
I'm pretty sure it was an hbo special
If there's one friggin movie that could actually use another remake its this one.
I first saw this film when I was 12 and immediately realized I had a Giantess fetish.
The actor that plays the hairy giant also plays the bartender in the dance hall.
"One of the harryhausen movies this director made to show what he's capable of"
Except the director isn't capable of quality.
Harryhausen is responsible for the quality of those better movies.
That director isn't capable of anything good.
Oh man! This one’s a total classic!
Never thought I get to see this reviewed!
These days it would be Attack of the 50 ft Karen.
Where is your mask! I have to speak to your manager!
Yay! I'm so glad you decided to review this Brandon.
I hope you eventually do "The Deadly Mantis" sometime in the future?
I've seen both versions and enjoyed them both but I think I like the 93 one more since Nancy is more of a main character rather than a side character in the 50s one.
The ONLY good thing about this movie is Allison Hayes
The comedy PSYCHO BEACH PARTY also has a pretty good parody of it at the beginning.
If Nancy was proportionate to what the Poster depicted, she would have to be around 200ft tall instead of just 50, simply goes to show how much those fancy posters for bad movies are just false advertisement.
Ah, giant thing movies, never gets old. Also weird to see that Bert I. Gordon didn't work on this, but hey, ain't complaining. And holy fuck, I'm the first commenter... huh, slightly empty feeling I'm having.
I love giant monster movies just all the greatest ideas made into movies
@@ultrajaegerstudios While it's not subgenre of choice, I can always enjoy a good one.
Gordon did the male version with "The Amazing Colossal Man."
@@MutaScale same
@@ultrajaegerstudios in that movie you at least see him as a giant more than the last 20 minutes of the movie
The thumbnail looks like alot of adult material I've seen on a certain website
Which site? Asking for a friend, of course ..
@@chriscraven9335 deviantart, rule 34, pixiv, take your pic 😂
I'm surprised that you didn't mention that the 1993 remake broke the 4th wall by containing footage of the 1950s film.
So this is where all the giantess fetish art I see on DeviantArt comes from!
Well, there was also Super Friends' Giganta and at least one episode where Wonder Woman turns into a freaky giant.
....we don’t talk about those in public....
@@scockery nah if you want a seriously hot giganta, try the justice league version of her
@@bigblockman11 I won't argue that, but if you are talking about a Generation Xer's giantess fetish, then Super Friends is more relevant.
It was Alice in Wonderland for me.
Now I want to see "The Colossal Man Does the 50 Foot Woman".
I was just watching one of your reviews, nice timing!
So this is what happens if Ray Harryhausen made an Attack on Titan movie in the 50s.
Damn! Hooks 'n' Fangs can draw a woman...
"If it's my giant wife, tell her I'm busy cheating on her." "What's she going to do Start attacking?" "Oh shit."
I love when you do ones I have seen. Don't get me wrong I appreciate the tips on what to watch but the ones I have seen always get me laughing out loud when I am alone.
I hope Brandon Tenold reviews the 1960 movie THE MASK. A trippy horror movie with dream scenes in 3-D.
So, Monsters vs. Aliens is pretty much this but done right.
You should look at Village of the Giants, which is equal-opportunity when it comes to giants!
Not gonna lie, I burts out laughing when the deputy said "I can't shoot a lady".
I don’t think a pistol would really hurt her even if he did.
Giant woman attacking the city. Truly a golden age underrated film of its time. Necessary then and necessary now.
Wouldn’t exactly call that place a “city”...
More like she attacked the local honky tonk.
You know, a woman that grows up to 50 feet tall would be embarrassed whenever she’s towering over tiny humans on a bridge she stepped over.
Fun fact tmnt referenced this in an episode where a friend of them became giant and kept accidently destroyed stuff they were able to shrink her back
There are dozens of cartoons where there's at least one episode where a character becomes a giant, and then the title of the episode will inevitably be called "Attack of the 50 Foot (fill in the blank)".