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I would like to think, that "a potion that satisfies your woman" is a potion that your ace woman drinks and she feels this pure happines and satisfaction, like eating ice cream on a hot summer, like getting a warm soup after skiing for a day, like a breeze in your face, after being in a stuffy room, like a completing a thing you've been working on for ages, and now its done in the best way you imagined. Like a happines potion! Happiness magic is best kind of magic...oh wait it sounds like I'm talking about drugs..
A potion to satisfy your woman. A meal in a bottle! She'll be impressed and now she can skip the kitchen hassle with this new improved quick and easy meal prep! No more slaving over a hot stove when you can have a meal in seconds! Just pour into any cup or bowl and you'll be amazed. And just think! No more dirty dishes! Your wife will thank you!
@@ArcCaravan OP: The potion was just a throw-away gag, one of about a dozen pieces of flavor text. Our group is very comfortable with adult humor, I interacted with that one specifically because I was playing Bard as losing her confidence and wanting to be possessive of Rogue. She was a confused ace still trying to figure out "what's wrong" instead of realizing she's fine the way she is.
Funny enough in one of the dnd settings there is such a thing, it's called Dreamlily and it causes the one who drinks it to experience euphoria and can survive a single hit that would take them to 0hp. XD
The most unbelievable part of all that is that Inceleric is *married* . Apparently the guy's been doing this for *years* and their partner hasn't left him yet? With having done it before? Plus, they can say 'I'm going to therapy' all they want because why believe him?
@@StudlyFudd13 Thats an extremely common incel tactic. Pretending they have some sort of partner, usually crafted to mirror what ever sort of partner their current victim has.
@@StudlyFudd13 I took your advice and turns out I COMPLETELY misread that as OP and Rogue being in seperate relationships, misinterpreting it as Inceleric being in a jealous opposition to OP like in many other incel stories where someone supports the victim. Thanks for convincing me to look into my mistake.
Crossing Boundaries This creep is what we in the geek community call “the missing stair”. The group will go out of there way to just avoid fixing it and then the moment a rando steps on it and breaks their ankle (or in this case is stalked/harassed/assaulted), the people are like “well why didn’t you step over the stair?”
Yes. Goddess I hate the Geek fallacy and missing stairs... this should never have gotten to this point, because communication should have happened early.
There is something oddly refreshing about a horror story that is just scheduling issues and not someone being a creepy incel or a selfish 'what my character would do' douche or an overly controlling DM etc. Even if it's natural disasters causing it.
What worries me is Thief. Who the hell sees a guy who's in a relationship pull all this shit three times, and then still tantrums in solidarity with him? What kind of guy is he, and how would he react if Inceleric had started putting hands where he shouldn't?
Thief rubbed me the wrong way too. No clue what relationship those two have, but I can't think of anything that'd be worth supporting a repeat stalker.
The fact that Thief had known Inceleric had done this to multiple other women and continues to allow him into games with women without warning them is proof enough he's a red flag on his own. That Magic User quit a game over drama involving Thief also says a lot to me. And hey, look, now that those two are gone, Magic User came back to the game and isn't a problem element. Almost like those two were the whole issue and no one bothered to dig into what Magic User's issue was. Women need to stick together in stuff like this. If a guy does it to one girl, he's going to do it to another. Stalking isn't a one off and even if it was, it's not okay just because it wasn't done to you. Listen when a woman warns you about a man's creepy behavior! (So many women I know are scared to out men like this because no one listens to them or worse, claim she's somehow the instigator of drama for bringing up that a man was stalking her.)
Crossing boundaries? Stalking is a crime last time I checked.. Also the fact there were DND members of the group who KNEW and said and did nothing.. Is ridiculous.. Guy should've been booted way sooner.
If I was being charitable, I'd say they don't handle confrontation well and doesn't know how to broach the situation without it potentially escalating. But, that ending... You are the company you keep, after all.
Op from the intro here haha, loved the bit 😂 (gotta laugh to not cry with these things). Happy to report that session 2 went off well, without any Godzilla sightings! Now to see if the world can survive the lead up to session 3
@@ArcCaravanSome of them do, but some of them don't. Look at the words this guy is using at the time I timestamped. "Trauma dumping". "Attachment". Those are words used in therapy to describe unhealthy relationship dynamics. It's a manipulative tactic some people use to not be held accountable for their actions.
As one that is also playing an ace bard, having them flirt then have the mark get mugged is hilarious. Wonder if I could get someone in MY party to do that with me...😂
OP Edit: I talked to DM Dwarf after he watched this, and clarified something. He didn't know about all the super creep behavior when he offered the last session to play until the day of.
He doesn't want to atone and probably isn't mentally ill either. It's all just tactics to get what he wants. He knows if he says sorry, that he's trying to change, and that he's going through stuff people will be more likely to hesitate in getting rid of him. It's disgusting.
OP: On the Resurrection: The bard's name is Dahlia in case anyone wanted to know. DM Dwarf doesn't like resurrection, but he was running a module, and in the module, they allowed Raise Dead as a reward without the spellcasting fee. Otherwise, he would have left her dead, and I would've continued running the elderly fortune teller dwarf sorceress, Olivia, that I ran after Dahlia died.
The greatest strength of the RPG community is that we are open, inclusive and tolerant of various human foibles. The greatest weakness is that there are some who abuse the hospitality of the community and ruin things for those around them.
Just have to say it hopefully without coming across as lecturing. Being asexual doesn't mean you are not able to be horny, has nothing to do with the libido. Just that you are not sexually attracted to other people. Some aces wanna bone because it feels good, some dont wanna have anything to do with sex, some are indifferent about it. I don't care about it but several of my close ace friends like how it feels so they seek out sex (not with me lol) The story definitely made me giggle because of the plot 😁 Edit...oh boi that got creepy real quick. Wasnt done listening when I started to write
Op here. I ran her as confused about her asexuality. Her relationship with Rogue was like as a muse for creation or an infatuation. Flirting was all a con to her, she presented herself as available, but if push ever came to shove, she'd run far away.
So the Inceleric stuff didn't happen to me in D&D, but over the internet with someone I had as a friend. He was much younger than me, impressionable and had a lot of baggage from his disaster life. And he made that my problem for the longest time, literally stalking me online every day in the last year of our friendship, where the goodwill was running out like it was twinkies in The Great Twinky Drought. I should have cut things much earlier off, when the creepy stuff was only just showing their head, but I was being naive about it and hopeful and unaware of the bad stuff he had done to a common friend of ours, who he dated online. The moral of these kinds of stories is: Step up, get help and cut off the problem element before it causes YOU to have to go to therapy.
When my ranger lost her head, the party was in enemy territory, so they had to decide whether or not to try to get her resurrected while knowing that the only clerics on the continent were enemies. Sure enough, the priest also took the liberty of basically implanting the magic equivalent of a tracking device in her head while reattaching it. She was the last member of the party who hadn't died yet, too. Our multiclassing aristocrat had to sell her soul for her resurrection. It's more fun when death has creative consequences rather than just "the end."
The tavern tip about making Resurrection a quest line with a guest character reminded me of a certain streamed campaign where a character got permanently petrified in a boss fight so the party did an NPC a favor alongside the victim's player's temporary replacement character to get a cure. Good plotline that added some neat world building.
That first Tavern Tip brings me back. When I was a kid, my brother and I played a system called Rolemaster, and the game practically BEGAN with one of the PCs dying. Why is that relevant? That was the plot hook. He was revived in one of the major cities, and we were sent on a quest to pay back the person who'd revived him. So, I totally agree with Crispy that Resurrection can be an amazing plot point to a story.
The video gave me flashbacks to the time we had a neckbeard in our group; Long story short, NB liked me, I didn’t like him and he knew I didn’t like him. He tried to make his character OP as well, was told to revise his character sheet and my character was just a vampire that was keeping his undead identity as secret from the rest of the group. NB constantly had to be reminded to keep his knowledge and his character’s knowledge separate but kept having his character harassing my character to ‘expose’ him as a vampire even though his character had no reason to suspect mine being a vampire to the point I had my character separate from the group. Thankfully we eventually kicked him from the group because he turned out to be a really nasty creep who thought he could “convince” me to like him. There’s a whole lot more but I don’t want to make this too long.
holy fuck. I can't tell you how that story set me off- it was one of the biggest levels of uncomfortable I ever felt. Who knows what they could have done to Rogue in any of those situations alone? The nice to creep transformation, the stalking the trauma dumping ,the lying, the serial behavior- all of this shows that guy knew what he was doing.
XP Damn. Hope Godizilla doesn't arrive for my first session, first dnd game is coming up in a few days. Great sketch! I think that's my favorite so far!
Most cutaway or RP bits in yt videos I see give me a chuckle at best, even my favorite ones. I just wanted to let you know, the Godzilla bit got me actually laughing. Not sure if it caught me more off guard than most, or if it was the underlying theme of the universe rejecting a group's ability to schedule a game being too relatable, but damn. That got me hard. 😂😂😂
The double insult of when you're nonbinary and an incel treats you like a woman, oh boy I've been there. It's very clear that Inceleric didn't really see Rogue as an enby
I would love to meet up in person for my online groups but majority of those are like in a different country altogether so it’s especially unlikely we would be able to even try. But hey, I’m glad I have faith that none of this is happening in my groups. Not to my knowledge at least and I’m pretty sensitive to group vibes (one of my weird “super powers”). But it would be nice as I have made some really good friends from dnd over the time I have taken up the hobby. I never can seem to find an open table in-person that I can get a safe vibe off of so I haven’t been able to try that. My brother has offered to introduce me to his group but they are very different players than myself and I feel awkward intruding on his group. Maybe a one shot. My brother has wanted to play a sibling duo set of characters with me and is very much selling me on the concept. Maybe in a few months. I want to get to know some of these people more. I mean, I really only know my brother’s boyfriend and my brother. And I’ve known my brother’s boyfriend since he was brand new middle schooler, back when my brother and him first became friends. It’s been years now. For context, in my 30’s. But anyway, yeah, in person sounds interesting so long as we don’t have someone like this nightmare guy. Hope Rogue has many fun games going forward in spite of this guy.
Ressurection is honestly one of the best tools a DM could use for if a player dies early. In one of my games i was playing in, our twilight cleric unfortunately met an early end due a nothic we were hunting for an NPC (Lost mines of phandelver i believe), so for the next few sessions we were questing to try and find a high level druid who was in the woods as they knew a variant of ressurection (reincarnation i believe). After a few sessions we finally found the druid and he went back to town to start the spell, but we found the town was under attack from a vampire leading nicely into the next plot thread. After we investigated the town me and the fighter found that the dead player seemed to be a vampire; however those suspicions were quickly brushed away by the hexblood and the rogue. but then the druid was attacked by the dead player during the res because they were a vampire! Basically all that long story is to say that res can be a really good tool for bringing back characters that the party seemed to enjoy.
Another lesson in: if people are creeping your friends. Either they stand with you or they stand with the creep. Either way you and them know the situation and then more people can be protected from the creeps of the world. In this case inceleric was allowed to continue his bs for way too long
Crossing boundaries. I really don't understand stand this type of behavior like wtf?! I'm glad in my 8 years of DND I haven't ran into this kind of stuff. At least not yet,but that's if I join a random group for a campaign. Still really great to listen to these as it gives me a lot of insight.
Definitely worth remembering that these are a minority in tabletop experiences. Makes me personally feel grateful to never encounter these kinds of problems.
Blood hell...if it is said once it'll be said a thousand times, do not ever mix an rpg for genuine romance. Say you do get feelings for another player based off their character interactions...one you don't know how that person is off screen. Second and even bigger point is you don't know if that person is already in a committed relationship or even wants one if they are not. Third, if you are interested then ask them out for coffee sometime. If they say no, respect their boundaries and leave it be. There is a wide range of reasons why they'll say no, just respect their decision and don't make it awkward. All boils down to, a persons character is not who the player actually is. One of my favorite characters I played was a rogue named Dan Coinspinner. Small, sarcastic, never failed a fear save so had the biggest ego, and accidently blew up a village...long story...point is that little guy is nothing like me. XD
The opening story seriously strikes a chord with me. While not in disaster relief, I was in the Army for years and continue to live in a military community, and the number of times our games have run into scheduling issues on account of one, some or all of us being in the field, on duty, TDY (temporary duty elsewhere), deployed, or leaving the area due to changing duty stations or leaving the military. There would be times where we couldn't get more than 2 people together at the same time for months.
Yes, everything is fine now. This was about 3 months ago, and everyone has moved on. Rogue doesn't play romancable characters anymore just out of caution.
@@LucyBean42 oh that’s lit then if they want to keep the character around. Early on in my home campaign, the party was sent to rescue the “chosen hero” of the Grung who had been captured by Bullywugs, but he turned out to just be a total weakling with too much courage. They loved the lil dude so much he accompanied them through the rest of the frog civil war arc (don’t ask) and even pledged an oath to the paladin’s god and became a paladin himself. It’s been over a year now and my players still bring him up
The excuses given by "inceleric" are EXACTLY like the excuses I was given by a friend who I had to remove from our gaming group (and from my life) because he was harassing and manipulating some of the female-presenting members of the group. And just like inceleric, he was already in a relationship too. These people are all the same.
Oh hey it's been awhile since we've had a "one long story" video. More of these. The two parter with the Entertainer Background monk and the murder hobo and the almost murder hobo were my favourite.
I can’t believe that thief stole your Lego, like the other stuff I was fine with, man probably just needs the bag, but the probably 160 dollarydoo Lego ninja go set? Boy’s straight up eviler then Creulla De’Vil for that
Inceleric reminds me of this guy I’m in a multifandom/gaming discord server with 😶😶 can’t handle No, can’t handle even a fraction of a wisp of a thought that someone dislikes him, can’t let sh*t go or move on, feels the need to keep frickin desperately scrabbling for the chance to explain, and would rather pathologize his behavior than apologize 💀💀
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@@alexk8083Check the description
Hey Crispy congrats on having Godzillia wanting to join your table
I thought that said Gorillaz, which would be awesome
@@HoddTowerd ha!
@@HoddTowerdboth would be nice
@@HoddTowerdme too lol
I would like to think, that "a potion that satisfies your woman" is a potion that your ace woman drinks and she feels this pure happines and satisfaction, like eating ice cream on a hot summer, like getting a warm soup after skiing for a day, like a breeze in your face, after being in a stuffy room, like a completing a thing you've been working on for ages, and now its done in the best way you imagined. Like a happines potion! Happiness magic is best kind of magic...oh wait it sounds like I'm talking about drugs..
A potion to satisfy your woman. A meal in a bottle! She'll be impressed and now she can skip the kitchen hassle with this new improved quick and easy meal prep! No more slaving over a hot stove when you can have a meal in seconds! Just pour into any cup or bowl and you'll be amazed. And just think! No more dirty dishes! Your wife will thank you!
DM Dwarf making that potion felt like a red flag. Granted there could be a chance it's accepted humor for that table.
@@ArcCaravan OP: The potion was just a throw-away gag, one of about a dozen pieces of flavor text. Our group is very comfortable with adult humor, I interacted with that one specifically because I was playing Bard as losing her confidence and wanting to be possessive of Rogue. She was a confused ace still trying to figure out "what's wrong" instead of realizing she's fine the way she is.
TDLR; potion of satisfaction is just fantasy girl dinner
Funny enough in one of the dnd settings there is such a thing, it's called Dreamlily and it causes the one who drinks it to experience euphoria and can survive a single hit that would take them to 0hp. XD
First OP forgot to mention they were playing Jumanji
The most unbelievable part of all that is that Inceleric is *married* . Apparently the guy's been doing this for *years* and their partner hasn't left him yet? With having done it before? Plus, they can say 'I'm going to therapy' all they want because why believe him?
With all the other lying that he did, I would not be shocked if he wasn't actually married. Just said he was to seem less creepy to his prey.
@@StudlyFudd13 Thats an extremely common incel tactic. Pretending they have some sort of partner, usually crafted to mirror what ever sort of partner their current victim has.
I completely missed any mention of Inceleric having a partner. Only partners I recall are OP's and Rogue's.
@ArcCaravan rewatch that story then. It's mentioned in all caps at one point.
@@StudlyFudd13 I took your advice and turns out I COMPLETELY misread that as OP and Rogue being in seperate relationships, misinterpreting it as Inceleric being in a jealous opposition to OP like in many other incel stories where someone supports the victim. Thanks for convincing me to look into my mistake.
Crossing Boundaries
This creep is what we in the geek community call “the missing stair”. The group will go out of there way to just avoid fixing it and then the moment a rando steps on it and breaks their ankle (or in this case is stalked/harassed/assaulted), the people are like “well why didn’t you step over the stair?”
Yes. Goddess I hate the Geek fallacy and missing stairs... this should never have gotten to this point, because communication should have happened early.
There is something oddly refreshing about a horror story that is just scheduling issues and not someone being a creepy incel or a selfish 'what my character would do' douche or an overly controlling DM etc. Even if it's natural disasters causing it.
I hear that. Even makes the tabletop horror story sound almost supernatural with fate conspiring against OP's table using natural disasters.
I agree, its a problem my group is having right now
What worries me is Thief. Who the hell sees a guy who's in a relationship pull all this shit three times, and then still tantrums in solidarity with him? What kind of guy is he, and how would he react if Inceleric had started putting hands where he shouldn't?
Chances are he has incel qualities too and genuinely supports Incelicks manipulative tendencies and attempted cheating.
Thief rubbed me the wrong way too. No clue what relationship those two have, but I can't think of anything that'd be worth supporting a repeat stalker.
@@ArcCaravan Thief is probably an incel so he sees nothing wrong with trying to force a relationship
"But he's a nice guy and he means well UwU just give him a chance, drama is baaaaad."
-Thief, probably.
The fact that Thief had known Inceleric had done this to multiple other women and continues to allow him into games with women without warning them is proof enough he's a red flag on his own. That Magic User quit a game over drama involving Thief also says a lot to me. And hey, look, now that those two are gone, Magic User came back to the game and isn't a problem element. Almost like those two were the whole issue and no one bothered to dig into what Magic User's issue was.
Women need to stick together in stuff like this. If a guy does it to one girl, he's going to do it to another. Stalking isn't a one off and even if it was, it's not okay just because it wasn't done to you. Listen when a woman warns you about a man's creepy behavior! (So many women I know are scared to out men like this because no one listens to them or worse, claim she's somehow the instigator of drama for bringing up that a man was stalking her.)
Crossing boundaries? Stalking is a crime last time I checked..
Also the fact there were DND members of the group who KNEW and said and did nothing.. Is ridiculous..
Guy should've been booted way sooner.
damn, not only recurring behaviour but his friend watches it happen over and over and over and is still friends with him. gross
Especially bad with how the stalker was chosen over the victims who kicked him out.
If I was being charitable, I'd say they don't handle confrontation well and doesn't know how to broach the situation without it potentially escalating.
But, that ending... You are the company you keep, after all.
Op from the intro here haha, loved the bit 😂 (gotta laugh to not cry with these things).
Happy to report that session 2 went off well, without any Godzilla sightings!
Now to see if the world can survive the lead up to session 3
Ooh I like the Lore that your games being scheduled cause prophesized events to occur xD
I'm happy it went well! :D Good luck on next session!
25:20 People who weaponize "therapy words" to justify their behavior are disgusting.
I believe they just pick random phrases to make themselves look pitiable or smart.
@@ArcCaravanSome of them do, but some of them don't. Look at the words this guy is using at the time I timestamped. "Trauma dumping". "Attachment". Those are words used in therapy to describe unhealthy relationship dynamics. It's a manipulative tactic some people use to not be held accountable for their actions.
@@Frostbite08 You make a fair point. Either way, I agree their attempts to justify or excuse their behavior is infuriating.
As one that is also playing an ace bard, having them flirt then have the mark get mugged is hilarious. Wonder if I could get someone in MY party to do that with me...😂
I named her Dahlia, and she is a melodramatic bad actress. Her spell focus was insult comedy.
@@LucyBean42 Oh that is just perfect. 😍
OP Edit: I talked to DM Dwarf after he watched this, and clarified something. He didn't know about all the super creep behavior when he offered the last session to play until the day of.
You want to atone? Respect their feelings and leave with grace, never to return.
Gotta change first before you atone otherwise you just want forgiveness rather than redemption. Learned that from Leverage Redemption.
He doesn't want to atone and probably isn't mentally ill either. It's all just tactics to get what he wants. He knows if he says sorry, that he's trying to change, and that he's going through stuff people will be more likely to hesitate in getting rid of him. It's disgusting.
OP: On the Resurrection: The bard's name is Dahlia in case anyone wanted to know. DM Dwarf doesn't like resurrection, but he was running a module, and in the module, they allowed Raise Dead as a reward without the spellcasting fee. Otherwise, he would have left her dead, and I would've continued running the elderly fortune teller dwarf sorceress, Olivia, that I ran after Dahlia died.
you smell
Good to know. Sorry about Inceleric.
I dunno what OP from the intro did to piss off the mayor of Sim City, but perhaps they should try to make amends.
I mean, he's ArchielDiem further up the comments if you want to ask 😄
"M'ladys his m'last time" fuckin killed me 🤣
LMFAO....that first skit made me laugh harder than it should have, especially when local 58 was being used
The greatest strength of the RPG community is that we are open, inclusive and tolerant of various human foibles.
The greatest weakness is that there are some who abuse the hospitality of the community and ruin things for those around them.
Just have to say it hopefully without coming across as lecturing. Being asexual doesn't mean you are not able to be horny, has nothing to do with the libido. Just that you are not sexually attracted to other people.
Some aces wanna bone because it feels good, some dont wanna have anything to do with sex, some are indifferent about it. I don't care about it but several of my close ace friends like how it feels so they seek out sex (not with me lol)
The story definitely made me giggle because of the plot 😁
Edit...oh boi that got creepy real quick. Wasnt done listening when I started to write
Op here. I ran her as confused about her asexuality. Her relationship with Rogue was like as a muse for creation or an infatuation. Flirting was all a con to her, she presented herself as available, but if push ever came to shove, she'd run far away.
So the Inceleric stuff didn't happen to me in D&D, but over the internet with someone I had as a friend. He was much younger than me, impressionable and had a lot of baggage from his disaster life. And he made that my problem for the longest time, literally stalking me online every day in the last year of our friendship, where the goodwill was running out like it was twinkies in The Great Twinky Drought. I should have cut things much earlier off, when the creepy stuff was only just showing their head, but I was being naive about it and hopeful and unaware of the bad stuff he had done to a common friend of ours, who he dated online. The moral of these kinds of stories is: Step up, get help and cut off the problem element before it causes YOU to have to go to therapy.
When my ranger lost her head, the party was in enemy territory, so they had to decide whether or not to try to get her resurrected while knowing that the only clerics on the continent were enemies. Sure enough, the priest also took the liberty of basically implanting the magic equivalent of a tracking device in her head while reattaching it. She was the last member of the party who hadn't died yet, too. Our multiclassing aristocrat had to sell her soul for her resurrection. It's more fun when death has creative consequences rather than just "the end."
2:12 I cant say how but I just knew there was a Godzilla joke specifically about to come up
You knew because you are cultured!
The tavern tip about making Resurrection a quest line with a guest character reminded me of a certain streamed campaign where a character got permanently petrified in a boss fight so the party did an NPC a favor alongside the victim's player's temporary replacement character to get a cure. Good plotline that added some neat world building.
Oooh no, there goes Crispy's home, go go Godzilla!
With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the spitting high-tension wires down
Helpless players in Dnd games
scream for God as he looks in on them
Gotta love getting right home from Uni and getting a crispy video to listen to, Eyes up guardian!
That first Tavern Tip brings me back. When I was a kid, my brother and I played a system called Rolemaster, and the game practically BEGAN with one of the PCs dying. Why is that relevant? That was the plot hook. He was revived in one of the major cities, and we were sent on a quest to pay back the person who'd revived him. So, I totally agree with Crispy that Resurrection can be an amazing plot point to a story.
The video gave me flashbacks to the time we had a neckbeard in our group; Long story short, NB liked me, I didn’t like him and he knew I didn’t like him. He tried to make his character OP as well, was told to revise his character sheet and my character was just a vampire that was keeping his undead identity as secret from the rest of the group. NB constantly had to be reminded to keep his knowledge and his character’s knowledge separate but kept having his character harassing my character to ‘expose’ him as a vampire even though his character had no reason to suspect mine being a vampire to the point I had my character separate from the group. Thankfully we eventually kicked him from the group because he turned out to be a really nasty creep who thought he could “convince” me to like him. There’s a whole lot more but I don’t want to make this too long.
Meeting this guy would be about as pleasant as inhaling sawdust...
Title: Just Your Average Incel.
Me: Hmmm, the length of this story makes me think this title is an ironic understatement.
holy fuck. I can't tell you how that story set me off- it was one of the biggest levels of uncomfortable I ever felt. Who knows what they could have done to Rogue in any of those situations alone? The nice to creep transformation, the stalking the trauma dumping ,the lying, the serial behavior- all of this shows that guy knew what he was doing.
The fact that this guy did this multiple times and still does not see the obvious. It is the definition of insanity
For that intro story, I would be suprised if they all sat down for next session, only for God to smite them directly with a lighting bolt.
The moment you pulled out the Ninjago box I burst out laughing- awesome video ah!
I enjoy the skits Crispy. Thanks for all your hard work, it takes more time for you I’m sure
XP Damn. Hope Godizilla doesn't arrive for my first session, first dnd game is coming up in a few days.
Great sketch! I think that's my favorite so far!
Good luck in your first game!
that discord noise at 1:52 really threw me for a moment
The Ninjago set sent me! 🤣😂😆
Most cutaway or RP bits in yt videos I see give me a chuckle at best, even my favorite ones. I just wanted to let you know, the Godzilla bit got me actually laughing. Not sure if it caught me more off guard than most, or if it was the underlying theme of the universe rejecting a group's ability to schedule a game being too relatable, but damn. That got me hard. 😂😂😂
The answer to how people pull up hoods to make it look cool: costumes with oversized hoods specifically for that purpose.
Local 58 cameo in the skit... that group might have bigger problems. Don't look at the moon.
That Godzilla scene was your best sketch yet.
THANK YOU FOR THE MAPS. CAUSE HOLY CRAP. I needed some. Also love your horror story skits.
Oh my god, I loved the Godzilla bit in the beginning so much
Intro OP straight up got full frontal Calamity.
My favorite part of Crispy's recent videos has to be the bloopers added to the end.
don'cha just love it when Godzilla attacks delay D&D?
It's especially irritating to have to clean up and check to make sure your fellow players are still alive afterwards.
nice touch with the local58 nod with godzilla!
OH NO THEY SAY HES GOT TO GO GO GO GODZILLA ~
RA RA RA GOJIRA
I salute the hard work in hard times of the first story
11:08 oh no he's a "where's my hug at" guy
The double insult of when you're nonbinary and an incel treats you like a woman, oh boy I've been there. It's very clear that Inceleric didn't really see Rogue as an enby
Haven’t watched in a bit and I love the skits!
“M’lady his M’last time” is beautiful
HOLY CROW ... crossing boundaries. ALL THE BOUNDARIES. Especially the sanity-boundary 👀
I would love to meet up in person for my online groups but majority of those are like in a different country altogether so it’s especially unlikely we would be able to even try. But hey, I’m glad I have faith that none of this is happening in my groups. Not to my knowledge at least and I’m pretty sensitive to group vibes (one of my weird “super powers”). But it would be nice as I have made some really good friends from dnd over the time I have taken up the hobby. I never can seem to find an open table in-person that I can get a safe vibe off of so I haven’t been able to try that. My brother has offered to introduce me to his group but they are very different players than myself and I feel awkward intruding on his group. Maybe a one shot. My brother has wanted to play a sibling duo set of characters with me and is very much selling me on the concept. Maybe in a few months. I want to get to know some of these people more. I mean, I really only know my brother’s boyfriend and my brother. And I’ve known my brother’s boyfriend since he was brand new middle schooler, back when my brother and him first became friends. It’s been years now. For context, in my 30’s. But anyway, yeah, in person sounds interesting so long as we don’t have someone like this nightmare guy. Hope Rogue has many fun games going forward in spite of this guy.
not D&D but have encountered this kind of person before. worst case was in high school finally stop talking with them when they broke my final straw.
The way there hasn’t been a tropical storm on that side of the country since before I was even born 💀
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Ressurection is honestly one of the best tools a DM could use for if a player dies early. In one of my games i was playing in, our twilight cleric unfortunately met an early end due a nothic we were hunting for an NPC (Lost mines of phandelver i believe), so for the next few sessions we were questing to try and find a high level druid who was in the woods as they knew a variant of ressurection (reincarnation i believe). After a few sessions we finally found the druid and he went back to town to start the spell, but we found the town was under attack from a vampire leading nicely into the next plot thread. After we investigated the town me and the fighter found that the dead player seemed to be a vampire; however those suspicions were quickly brushed away by the hexblood and the rogue. but then the druid was attacked by the dead player during the res because they were a vampire! Basically all that long story is to say that res can be a really good tool for bringing back characters that the party seemed to enjoy.
Crossing boundaries indeed
Nice Local 58 reference xD 2:15
I love your skits/reenactments
Another lesson in: if people are creeping your friends. Either they stand with you or they stand with the creep. Either way you and them know the situation and then more people can be protected from the creeps of the world.
In this case inceleric was allowed to continue his bs for way too long
Everybody gangster in dnd until Godzilla pulls up
Just throw some d4's in Godzilla's path... you'll get to session 2!
Can we get crispy some cheap wigs and fake mustaches? I just want to see how far he can take his skits with this being a one man show.
“Our work (a nature preserve)”
Note to self: pack dice and paper for field work in the back country when the opportunity arises
Bro! Inceleric not only had a partner already whilst doing this, but did this THREE TIMES?! ARE YOU JOKING ME?!
Thumbs up for surprise Owl House!
When we get to the Crispy deaths award show, Godzilla better win
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I really don't understand stand this type of behavior like wtf?! I'm glad in my 8 years of DND I haven't ran into this kind of stuff. At least not yet,but that's if I join a random group for a campaign. Still really great to listen to these as it gives me a lot of insight.
Definitely worth remembering that these are a minority in tabletop experiences. Makes me personally feel grateful to never encounter these kinds of problems.
Blood hell...if it is said once it'll be said a thousand times, do not ever mix an rpg for genuine romance. Say you do get feelings for another player based off their character interactions...one you don't know how that person is off screen. Second and even bigger point is you don't know if that person is already in a committed relationship or even wants one if they are not. Third, if you are interested then ask them out for coffee sometime. If they say no, respect their boundaries and leave it be. There is a wide range of reasons why they'll say no, just respect their decision and don't make it awkward. All boils down to, a persons character is not who the player actually is. One of my favorite characters I played was a rogue named Dan Coinspinner. Small, sarcastic, never failed a fear save so had the biggest ego, and accidently blew up a village...long story...point is that little guy is nothing like me. XD
Where my hug? -That guy
im howling at M'ladys his m'last 💀💀💀
Ah I get it! Incel Rick! Ha! Funniest shit I’ve ever seen
The opening story seriously strikes a chord with me. While not in disaster relief, I was in the Army for years and continue to live in a military community, and the number of times our games have run into scheduling issues on account of one, some or all of us being in the field, on duty, TDY (temporary duty elsewhere), deployed, or leaving the area due to changing duty stations or leaving the military. There would be times where we couldn't get more than 2 people together at the same time for months.
Crossing bounderis man!
Can the thief grab me a few of those Ninjago sets too?
Not Godzilla! 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣
Hey a Local 58 reference! Never thought I’d see that here.
"̵̱͂Ṫ̸̬h̶̟̓ē̸̦ř̷̺e̵̼͊ ̶͚͊á̷͔ŗ̷͐ë̶̹ ̴̥̏ǹ̴̲o̷̡̓ ̷̯͠f̵̬͂a̴̞̐c̴̟̆è̸̥s̵̈́ͅ,̷̜͗ ̸̕ͅŢ̶̃h̶͓́ḛ̴͐r̸̤̐ë̷̱ ̶̦̈́a̴̻͊r̷̹̒e̷̞̚ ̷̡̂n̷̦̈́ơ̸̹ ̸̨͊f̵̳̓a̷̲̐ĉ̵̜ë̷̮s̵̹͝,̸̟̋ ̶̼̓Ṭ̷̃h̴̳̿e̸̘̍r̷̖̆e̸͔͠ ̶̡͆å̶͚r̴̲̉ē̶̺ ̴̳̂n̶̤̍o̸͎͘ ̶͇̽f̸̞͠â̷̮ç̷͛e̴̺͐š̷̙,̵͕͠ ̶̢͘T̵͈̽h̴͖̓ę̵͋r̸͍͂ȅ̷̺ ̷͕̔ạ̶́r̴̠͠e̴̛̝ ̴̪͐n̶̻̈́ö̶̥́ ̷̗͘f̷̺͊a̶̧̚c̸̟̏ė̵̹ş̵̂
Well that was unsettling 😂
OP from the main story here. I can answer questions if people have them.
Are y'all ok
Yes, everything is fine now. This was about 3 months ago, and everyone has moved on. Rogue doesn't play romancable characters anymore just out of caution.
With that many natural disasters happening one after the other, i'd just give up at that point lmao. God Himself said "no D&D for you lol"
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“6 player characters and 1 DMPC” sounds like if you kill your DMPC then a spot would open up 🤷🏻♂️
I went to remove her to become the story villain and the party adopted her full-time instead. They just really liked the character.
@@LucyBean42 oh that’s lit then if they want to keep the character around. Early on in my home campaign, the party was sent to rescue the “chosen hero” of the Grung who had been captured by Bullywugs, but he turned out to just be a total weakling with too much courage. They loved the lil dude so much he accompanied them through the rest of the frog civil war arc (don’t ask) and even pledged an oath to the paladin’s god and became a paladin himself. It’s been over a year now and my players still bring him up
The excuses given by "inceleric" are EXACTLY like the excuses I was given by a friend who I had to remove from our gaming group (and from my life) because he was harassing and manipulating some of the female-presenting members of the group. And just like inceleric, he was already in a relationship too. These people are all the same.
Oh hey it's been awhile since we've had a "one long story" video. More of these. The two parter with the Entertainer Background monk and the murder hobo and the almost murder hobo were my favourite.
I can’t believe that thief stole your Lego, like the other stuff I was fine with, man probably just needs the bag, but the probably 160 dollarydoo Lego ninja go set? Boy’s straight up eviler then Creulla De’Vil for that
Crossing boundaries.
God really didnt want that first guy to play DnD
Can’t believe your clone stole the Ninjago set, smh my head.
......wh..what the heck is--wow. This guy, the incel dude, needs to never approach ANY table. Ever.
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“M’ladys his M’last time” 🤣
9:08 my name is sol so when i heard this i actually jumped. i never hear my name in things.
That was an edit error, Sol was Rogue's character Name, and I forgot to change it.
Inceleric reminds me of this guy I’m in a multifandom/gaming discord server with 😶😶 can’t handle No, can’t handle even a fraction of a wisp of a thought that someone dislikes him, can’t let sh*t go or move on, feels the need to keep frickin desperately scrabbling for the chance to explain, and would rather pathologize his behavior than apologize 💀💀
Omg. This was a rollercoaster.
I love these vids. But I think I might have to stop watching them. For my mental health😅
..........wow (said in the quietest, softest tone possible for a person)
If you insist...
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