@@kilrahbi Yea they're only losing millions of dollars selling hardware at a loss and completely rebranding one of the largest social media companies in the world
It's actually a staple of futurist belief and has been ever since like the 50's lol. It's especially prevalent in cyberpunk stories. But the way it's being implemented now is not a Metaverse at all, really just separate VR chat clones.
I swear, every RUclips commentator does the most superficial amount of research and then just flies off on their own opinions while looking like dumb asses.
The reason why Meta failed is that Facebook is so unimaginative that they just want you to do completely normal things you can do irl through Facebook. It's like they didn't know what real humans like to do with VR and so they just searched "Fun Activities" and tried to put them in the metaverse. They want to monopolize social interaction, not enhance it. VRChat, Pavlov, RecRoom succeed because they have enough humans on the dev team to understand "VR allows us to do a lot of new things, let's do those new things instead of trying to replace real life events." while facebook thinks that just putting something in a headset makes it better.
Sounds strange, but I hope they keep going with this horse shit. It will do nothing but kill the company. All we need is an anti-trust lawsuit win and this monster can die quietly.
Like, sure, I'll entertain the possibility that maybe VR meetings or reuniting with friends abroad could be minimally viable or at least no worse than a Zoom. But dude, I think I know what to do if I want to get coached on basketball. I'm playing basketball.
Metaverse feels like a weird turn of the tide where it's making us realise that this kind of technology isn't really a good idea. Like unironically, metaverse makes me want to touch grass.
I could definitely agree apart from seeing myself playing stuff like Beat Saber to exercise or VRChat to screw around for a while when I bored (mind you that may need to have a slot for blue-light reflecting glasses or even have their own so your eyes don't become 2 white flesh-balls within your eye sockets). I doubt I'd use it for "Meta"-Shit though.
We already know that. I've watched Ready Player One and a few episodes of Sword Art Online. Seriously, even VR Chat, Tera, Final Fantasy XIV, and Second Life all did the whole concept better than I bet the Zucc will ever do.
"I can even be the real Superman" *Starts flying in a virtual video game* That actually cracked me up so much and Charlie's reaction made it 10x better
People not caring of metaverse brings back my faith in humanity. No one wants to live in that virtual world. People chose reality over metaverse. LETS GO PEOPLE!
I mean, if a virtual world would feel as real as the real world most people would probalby jump right in and never come out. But that would require some sort of brain manipulation to make you experience the simulation as if it were real. Right now we've only covered part of the hearing sense and even less of the visual sense. We haven't even touched (ha!) any of the other basic senses. Let alone the conscious experience as a whole. But yeah, as the person above says, it's not a high bar.
@@Djoarhet001 Agreed, best believe it was some Sword art online level of complexity where you can have sex with elven women inside a virtual world whilst fighting dragons and casting lightning spells nobody’s ever leave
Well, let's not get too crazy here. People don't like the fact that 1. It's Facebook trying to monopolize VR, and 2. While adding nothing new to it that doesn't already exist but better in things like VR Chat, Rec Room, and so on. I can say that as someone that loves VR/AR, is very enthusiastic about what it has the potential to become, is actually quite optimistic of a future with ubiquitous VR/AR, and *also* thinks that Facebook's Metaverse is total shit. This isn't some theatrical rage against the machine you seem to hope it is.
The Metaverse is one of those things that just screams "investment." It's entirely birthed from market analysis and cost of risk. It's a pointless, soulless, passionless project that nobody cares about and isn't even worth mocking.
The music when he started flying was really fitting, awe-inspiring. The crowd was also respectful by not making noise during this turning point in technological advancement: translating a 3d model 3 feet up.
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I laughed heartily at the Superman bit. They just dragged his model across the screen and acted like we were supposed to be impressed that a simulation was able to do something not possible in real life. What the actual hell did they think that would prove? Did they think we were gonna react like those people who saw the first movies did where they jumped out of the way because they saw a train coming at the screen and they thought it was real? "Woah, how is he flying up in the air like that?! I WANNA DO THAT, SIGN ME UP!" What is with these people...
The metaverse is probably the best thing that's ever happened to VR chat. Every time I see anything about the metaverse theres always a few hundred comments about "hey isn't that like what VR chat is already doing?" Free advertising for VR chat!
Shit, now I realize we're about to watch Facebook buy out VR Chat next. Probably not a good thing. RIP VR Chat, mark my words. Mark Zuckerberg my words.
I swear on my life I saw this EXACT joke at universal studios, with Shaq, at the terminator ride in 2008. They said they had finally enhanced humans to the point where human error was no longer a factor and then they showed Shaq with a robotic eye making a free throw…
I doubt it. Mark Zuckerberg could end world hunger twice over with his money, so if push comes to shove, he could save his own company with just a decent percentage of his own funds.
It worked with Facebook, so it should work with VR... Such a dumb way of thinking from those guys. Facebook works because people don't need any effort to use it, just grab your phone Open FB and done, that is all, VR needs a VR set and a PC with enough power to run VR as well as space to move without smacking your dog in the face. VR as it is right now requires too much effort to be something people would use as much as Facebook, they probably should have gone with something like augmented reality. Something like, here I am playing a Game of chess with a guy in another country, in my dinner table grabbing the pieces with My own hand and seeing the result in My phone screen. This is doable with AR, and an easier sale to current users of FB that VR is.
People will need a VR room like an office to actually utilize it properly.. and as technology advances things like swimming where you’re hoisted in the air or suspended will need extra equipment and space
@@zeallust8542 most people won't spend 400 dollars to use VR, that still doesn't solve the space issue and that still requires straping oneself and limiting vision and being uncomfortable which most people won't want to use, and most people is what Meta wants to have using their service. VR is just not at a level where it can be commonplace, it requires some Sci Fi like advancement for getting to that point until then it's a niche, very well apreciated by some people and with some interesting applications, but it's not going to be mainstream for a while.
As an NBA fan, the funniest part about his roast of Adam Silver's complete lack enthusiasm during the presentation is that that's just the way Adam Silver talks. He constantly sounds like a bored principal giving a speech to a crowd of high schoolers, even more so when he's calling out names during the draft
My batshit conspiracy theory about the Metaverse: Mark Zuckerberg is secretly arranging to create a zombie army using VR headsets. He sells the oculus VR for cheap, unveils the Metaverse as a VR event so that almost everyone who has an oculus is online at the same time and then he hacks them all at once to create a hypnosis program that turns everyone into mindless zombies under his control. And that's how Mark takes over the planet. Kinda like the old Spongebob movie where Plankton takes control of everyone with the chum bucket helmets.
i dont understand. do these people making the Metaverse not know this shit already exists? like VR chat is already better than whatever dumb shit they are putting out, and they keep insinuating its going to be literal holograms of people interacting in real time which it obviously won't.
just about every other social game except for Facebook horizons is 10x better than whatever stupid thing they’re doing with this whole meta verse thing.
I say this with a lot of caution but I have actually regained a bit of faith in humanity when I see the MetaVerse flopping as hard as it does. It's bullshit and for once people actually recognize it as such and don't join in, it's great!
YES. When it first dropped, I was scared for humanity. Like, "Holy shit, are people REALLY going to fall for this? Are humans honestly that pitiful and desperate??" Seeing everyone laughing at it has given me a droplet of hope for the future.
Zuck is living in his own world for so long, or he is so fell of human society too far. He doesn't even know about there are tons of virtual world for like over a decade ( Second Life, Runescape, WoW, VRChat, you name it ), he still believe he is the first and the pioneer in this field. Some one please wake him up. edit : Oh shit I just double check, Second Life is 20 year old. I notice the game in an episode of The Office. Gosh time is fast.
VR is about doing what you want, the Metaverse is about doing stuff that makes Facebook money. One is cool & the other I will actively spend more money to avoid doing.
The Metaverse is not owned by a company. Also what we saw in this video is not the Metaverse. It's a VR tech demo, and a bad one. I'm surprised no one here seems to be aware of even the most basic ideas behind the Metaverse with how much it's been talked about.
Not just Facebook alone, but EVERY company trying to capitalize on this. The opportunity to stop making products and make GIVING THEM YOUR MONEY the "product" is just too enticing for many to pass up, even if failure is almost certain.
@@Impervious11 Facebook's "meta verse" is owned by them though. Its not the traditional idea of it, its a corruption of that idea into a corporate shithole.
@@thedejectedape953 I think they've put out some good stuff and some bad stuff, but the reality is nothing they say or show will go up against the existing negative narrative that people have as a reflex. If we're being completely honest, the majority of people are responding emotionally and not thinking critically. In fact most people don't even bother to read anything about it. They'll just read comments from other unaware users and repeat things that are, on a very basic level, clearly wrong. That's the nature of echo chambers on the internet, and it applies to so many different topics beyond this one. Everyone loves to complain about misinformation they disagree with, but eat that shit up when it's their turn to avoid being informed.
Too bad we'll all be watching them from inside of the 'verse. Charlie will even be making them from inside the 'verse. The 'verse is love. The 'verse is life.
I really hope that this whole Metaverse nonsense will just pull more people back into the real world. The positive thing is, as much as Zucc tries to make it look like it's the way of the future - really few people care
2021: introducing, Meta! 2022: cmon everybody, get into the metaverse! 2023: please try metaverse? 2024: 2,000 legless meta employee avatars in a lobby being laid off in stunning 4k VR
4:50 - 5:09 was the absolute hardest thing I've tried to not laugh at the trash display of a floating 3d model the silence the dead expression on Charlie's face *Comedy gold*
Imagine working at -Facebook- Meta during all this. I'm sure there are employees that realize that this is all cringy and been done before, but they still have to pretend this is a revolutionary idea.
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I think the Metaverse has made me appreciate the actual Earth even more. Like, actually going outside and seeing what the world has to offer.. not digitally.
Yea of course they are obviously inspired by the concept of the metaverse. I'm actually a little confused about what charlie is referring to when he says metaverse, is he referring specifically to Meta's attempts at building content around it? I'm not actually sure who the people are in this video.
@@Disastorm bro “Metaverse” is zuckerbergs new shit idea that second life and VR chat have already done for well over a decade at this point. They were in no way, shape or form inspired by “metaverse” because it didn’t fking exist. Metaverse is copying VR chat and doing an incredibly shit job at it.
Anyone in their right mind would choose to play sports with friends in the real world instead of wearing a heavy and sweaty headset in their room. The Meta future just seems depressing.
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@@kingsleycy3450 if that lizard had spent all the money he spent with this metaverse garbage making VR more accessible, he would probably have profit from gamers
@@Theneves15 Metaverse isn't ever going to kick off. I'm sorry SciFi isn't realistic. People want legitimate relationships in the real world not talking to some people in VR. VR was never going to be a new reality where you can do everything from real life in VR. Its an alternative method of playing video games and not much more.
Fun fact: If you listen really close during the superman scene you can hear the 2 audience members screaming in fear and agony as they try to open the doors to leave.
Metaverse is basically like a sinking ship. All the passengers know it will sink, so they take the lifeboats and go as far from it as possible. But the crew thinks that if they drill holes in the in the sides of the ship it'll become lighter and float.
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"I can be the real Superman." Coach Nat hovers _maybe_ 6 feet above the ground. Dr Phil did a demonstration of Second Life because it was a topic on an episode of his show, and great uncle Phil making his Second Life avatar fly around using a keyboard and mouse was a lot more impressive than hover-coach Nat.
The more I hear about the metaverse and the more I think about it logically the more I realize how much of a dystopian form of "entertainment" it is. They're not trying to "enhance" social interaction, they're trying to monopolize it and make a profit off of basic human interaction while trying to make it sound like a game, all the while I'm sure they'd still be pawning off their users personal data for even more targeted ads.
The problem with the “metaverse” is they haven’t really explained what the “metaverse” is beyond “you can do this or be that”. And most of what they do show doesn’t really mean anything because we don’t really see what it actually is or means. There’s no reason for it to replace zoom and shit because those are already fine. No reason to be in a “virtual meeting” when you are in a meeting already. “See your friends” I can do that with video calling and actually see them rather than an avatar. What they should be doing is trying to push it more like VRchat with a “be anything go anywhere” vibe to it, but properly show it, not this weird CGI trailers with holograms and shit that don’t exist
bruh y'all take people clowning metaverse for granted, in my poor country with little education this metaverse is almost praise like second coming of Jesus or something. When i tell people this thing isn't new and so on they spouting big youtube name and finance guru saying all bs that idk somehow beloved here.
The problem is most people don't have a clue what it is, yet talk about it so confidently as if they do know, because so many other people (who also don't know) further validated their incorrect assumptions by agreeing. Most people are happy to immediately dismiss it rather than think critically or try to understand, so the narrative keeps getting perpetuated. What we watched in this video is not the Metaverse. What they showed is a basic VR experience. "I can do that with video calling and actually see them rather than an avatar." It won't be long before we will have realistic looking avatars, so that's a temporary problem. But regardless, Avatars have many purposes beyond representing a literal version of yourself. People more often than not won't want to be shown as themselves online, the same way we each have usernames, or how people use characters in games that look nothing like them. "What they should be doing is trying to push it more like VRchat with a “be anything go anywhere” vibe to it" Some companies are. This video is about NBA's product, which again isn't even the Metaverse.
No, it's to shy away smart people. This is a common scammer practice where they intentionally put spelling mistakes and bad grammar into scam ads and e-mails to already limit their victims to those who are stupid enough to still fall for it.
@@abram730 a market for VR gaming does not translate into a market for the Metaverse. Facebook made a cheap, but pretty good, VR headset that people love to use to watch porn and play beatsaber with. That doesn't mean every one, or even most, of them will be all on board with the metaverse.
The other day I watched a Defunctland video about Walt Disney's ideas for Epcot and this whole meta verse thing is so similar: an out of touch rich guy with ridiculously dumb ideas.
The ultimate failure of the metaverse is that no matter how cool the random gimmicks they roll out may be, there's no actual reason why they require the involvement of cryptocurrency
Web3.0 is the metaverse that runs on crypto. Its unique properties give it many more uses than fiat, such as incentives for owning a specific crypto in order to gain mutual benefits. NFTs regulated as lawful code will be able to execute contracts that hold the same power as traditional ones, such as titles to cars, houses, renters agreements, medical documents, etc.; the advantage comes from being able to do it with a few clicks through a decentralized wallet, with someday the same amount of security as traditional finance.
I love how the zoom call just says “President Obama,” despite him not having been president for a long time. All to cover up the fact that they don’t know Obama’s last name either.
I was thinking about that, I think the “reanimated zombie” look as well as the no mouth movement when talking and the halo is trying to unlock the subconscious awareness of Shaq Divinity
Agreed, where are the zombies? The natural disasters? The aliens? Hell I'd take a world ending plague at this point It's just "dude a couple hundred years ago invents capitalism and everything goes downhill from there"
We just expect our society to evolve within the parameters of our imagination. I think the type of ending humanity is heading towards it’s not a great explosion, a great social collapse, or even a natural disaster. The only thing humanity needs to end is to reach the autumn of its innovation, loose it’s sense of meaning due to depression and lack of meaning, till we collapse for our own desire to stop existing.
I love how he's not even particularly animated but just floats up and down awkwardly like a stiff cardboard cutout hanging by a string, eventually landing with a hard **bonk** that tips him over to the right a little.
Facebook has failed to innovate for years and it's starting to bite them in the ass. They buy a bunch of small start up social media companies and don't incorporate any of their new ideas onto their main platform then wonder why more people aren't using Facebook. It's obvious that they're desperate to find some market to latch onto to where they can have a consistently growing user base but if the Metaverse is really the best they could come up with, with all the resources they have, then I foresee a slow and painful death for Facebook as a company.
Reminds me of being in school, not doing the homework or readings for half the semester, then realizing that you have no idea wtf is going on and you're way behind everyone
I mean... once you reach 7 billion users... it's kind of hard to go even further beyond. If they had literally every single person on the planet on Facebook, they still wouldn't be happy. That's the problem with fake numbers, these "projected numbers." They act like not reaching a goal is actually a loss. Well then don't make the goal. Boom. Money in your pocket anyway. Especially since you already have most of the planet under your wing anyway. "There are 7 billion people on the planet. We need 9 billion users by the end of the month or we're gonna lose everything! MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!"
The metaverse feels like that kid who keeps wanting to show you something he can do and when he does you’re just confused, unimpressed, and want him to go away
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Tbh it's nice to see corporations being out of touch and start to fail.
Am I so out of touch? Or am I just out of time?
@@zachiga dayum
In this climate. Bailouts.
@ordinary name surely they will
@therealDale you’ll be holding regret if you hold ‘em to that
Watching Facebook try this hard and no one actually caring is hilarious
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Schadenfreude, lol
would not say they're trying very hard lmao
@@kilrahbi Yea they're only losing millions of dollars selling hardware at a loss and completely rebranding one of the largest social media companies in the world
@@averyhuelsbeck3116 yeah, with this money you could for example make me rich
The Metaverse is beneficial in the sense that it actually makes you want to go outside.
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Go touch grass? I think I will! This place is awful
"And I'm untethered by one single dimension"
*Does a free-throw in the most two-dimensional way possible*
Atleast he didn't do it one-dimentional
the metaverse feels like an idea of futurism from 2008. everything they’ve pitched feels like it was designed as a feature for the nintendo wii
The graphics will probably be Wii quality
Yeah,, kinda reminds me of the Xbox 360 Kinect and stuff 💀
It's actually a staple of futurist belief and has been ever since like the 50's lol. It's especially prevalent in cyberpunk stories. But the way it's being implemented now is not a Metaverse at all, really just separate VR chat clones.
@@OK-wm2mr The wii actually looks better, this isn't a joke
It's like they took the pinnacle of futurist thought, watered it down, and then actively tried to ruin it even more
"I can even become superman.", then proceeds to do the dvd logo thing.
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Nah, he switched to Creative Mode.
“Bro watch me hit the corner perfectly”
The way he said it sounded like he didnt know what to say and just decided to do some random shit
Shaq saying “I can even be the real Superman” is like saying “I have telekinesis” and putting a magnet on a fridge.
i cry laughed at that shi is so fucking stupid💀
The fact that Charlie was roasting the shit out of Adam Silver the commissioner of the NBA and didn’t realize was great
I felt bad for Adam after a while, he’s trying his best damn it!
He’s right though, Adam Silver has zero personality. And he’s a garbage commissioner.
@@2FadeMusic lmao tf he’s a great commissioner, and i doubt he gave a shit about the advertisement, same as shaq
@@derderder2261 Lol I still miss Stern though.
I swear, every RUclips commentator does the most superficial amount of research and then just flies off on their own opinions while looking like dumb asses.
The reason why Meta failed is that Facebook is so unimaginative that they just want you to do completely normal things you can do irl through Facebook. It's like they didn't know what real humans like to do with VR and so they just searched "Fun Activities" and tried to put them in the metaverse. They want to monopolize social interaction, not enhance it.
VRChat, Pavlov, RecRoom succeed because they have enough humans on the dev team to understand "VR allows us to do a lot of new things, let's do those new things instead of trying to replace real life events." while facebook thinks that just putting something in a headset makes it better.
Sounds strange, but I hope they keep going with this horse shit.
It will do nothing but kill the company. All we need is an anti-trust lawsuit win and this monster can die quietly.
becuase good ol mark doesent know what real humans do he's a fucking robot obviously he cant understand human emotion (this is a joke obviously)
How would mark Zuckerberg know what real humans do?
@@TheGrammarNazi123 Boneworks, Half Life Alyx? (But if you meant it as a form of socializing then yeah I completely agree)
Like, sure, I'll entertain the possibility that maybe VR meetings or reuniting with friends abroad could be minimally viable or at least no worse than a Zoom.
But dude, I think I know what to do if I want to get coached on basketball. I'm playing basketball.
Metaverse feels like a weird turn of the tide where it's making us realise that this kind of technology isn't really a good idea. Like unironically, metaverse makes me want to touch grass.
I could definitely agree apart from seeing myself playing stuff like Beat Saber to exercise or VRChat to screw around for a while when I bored (mind you that may need to have a slot for blue-light reflecting glasses or even have their own so your eyes don't become 2 white flesh-balls within your eye sockets). I doubt I'd use it for "Meta"-Shit though.
Right!
Technology is kinda good, but the people who create things like that make it bad
We already know that. I've watched Ready Player One and a few episodes of Sword Art Online. Seriously, even VR Chat, Tera, Final Fantasy XIV, and Second Life all did the whole concept better than I bet the Zucc will ever do.
@@marioionion2 this is why the humanities will always be important
Hearing Shaq unironically say "I can even make a free throw" is the funniest thing I'll do this week.
That hurt. Who made this man say that 😭
Therapist: zombie Shaq isn't real, zombie Shaq can't hurt you.
Zombie Shaq: I can make a free throw!
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Is that how we spell things in the metaverse?
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@@emiliomarbanjr Thanks
"I can even be the real Superman"
*Starts flying in a virtual video game*
That actually cracked me up so much and Charlie's reaction made it 10x better
Starts throwing up because you get dizzy as hell
It was funny as fuck.
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@@ananousous it just works
@@BrownCoatCaptn 4 time the size of fallout 4
His "superman ability" looks like the equivalent to dragging Miis around from the Mii Channel
Mii's look more alive though
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@@siemanokolano3208 weak
They use the marvel theme too
People not caring of metaverse brings back my faith in humanity. No one wants to live in that virtual world. People chose reality over metaverse. LETS GO PEOPLE!
People choose OSRS over metaverse, it's not a high bar.
I mean, if a virtual world would feel as real as the real world most people would probalby jump right in and never come out. But that would require some sort of brain manipulation to make you experience the simulation as if it were real. Right now we've only covered part of the hearing sense and even less of the visual sense. We haven't even touched (ha!) any of the other basic senses. Let alone the conscious experience as a whole.
But yeah, as the person above says, it's not a high bar.
@@Djoarhet001 Agreed, best believe it was some Sword art online level of complexity where you can have sex with elven women inside a virtual world whilst fighting dragons and casting lightning spells nobody’s ever leave
Well, let's not get too crazy here. People don't like the fact that 1. It's Facebook trying to monopolize VR, and 2. While adding nothing new to it that doesn't already exist but better in things like VR Chat, Rec Room, and so on. I can say that as someone that loves VR/AR, is very enthusiastic about what it has the potential to become, is actually quite optimistic of a future with ubiquitous VR/AR, and *also* thinks that Facebook's Metaverse is total shit. This isn't some theatrical rage against the machine you seem to hope it is.
@@actually5004 because its actually good?
The Metaverse is one of those things that just screams "investment." It's entirely birthed from market analysis and cost of risk. It's a pointless, soulless, passionless project that nobody cares about and isn't even worth mocking.
The music when he started flying was really fitting, awe-inspiring. The crowd was also respectful by not making noise during this turning point in technological advancement: translating a 3d model 3 feet up.
The announcer looked like he was waiting for his big brother to give him a turn on the xbox
@@kevinforman9239 lmao good one
I for one loved the part where the model didn't quite land right side up so they tilted it awkwardly a bit at the end. Really jaw-dropping.
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““Whoever can be trusted with very little can also be trusted with much, and whoever is dishonest with very little will also be dishonest with much.”
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@@getonthecrossanddontlookba5004 dude this video has jesus spitting straight facts in it, you dont need to spread your shit here
"I get coached in the metaverse." Is the modern version of "I learned how to shoot rifles in MW2".
@hank helms Then welcome to 8 little guy, metaverse coaching!
I know how to drive, learnt playing GTA
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"I’ve completed three hundred missions in VR."
you know you're getting old when modern warfare 2 isn't modern anymore.
I genuinely don’t know how the audience didn’t burst out laughing.
I couldn't laugh at that shit.. it's way below shadenfreude... it makes me want to kill myself for having to witness that chit
I did burst out laughing. 😂
The metaverse feels like something you see in a fever dream that makes no fucking sense but it's real
I laughed heartily at the Superman bit. They just dragged his model across the screen and acted like we were supposed to be impressed that a simulation was able to do something not possible in real life. What the actual hell did they think that would prove? Did they think we were gonna react like those people who saw the first movies did where they jumped out of the way because they saw a train coming at the screen and they thought it was real? "Woah, how is he flying up in the air like that?! I WANNA DO THAT, SIGN ME UP!" What is with these people...
Couldn't agree more,... what I thought: As if they invented electricity or something.... I can see Meta going bankrupt soon if they go on like this...
I think that part was just a tongue in cheek joke. One of shaqs many nicknames is Superman
@@dinospumoni5611 It was, but it's the kind of thing that 'seemed funnier in their heads' and on top of that lasted way too long
It's like none of them have even read snowcrash...
The pure silence for the Superman joke, then cutting to unimpressed Charlie is the funniest shit I've seen in a while
The melodramatic music that plays for like 5 seconds makes it so much more hilarious too
I legit bursted out laughing
I know I love it when he does that 😂
the saddest part is that it wasnt a joke
The metaverse is probably the best thing that's ever happened to VR chat. Every time I see anything about the metaverse theres always a few hundred comments about "hey isn't that like what VR chat is already doing?"
Free advertising for VR chat!
Shit, now I realize we're about to watch Facebook buy out VR Chat next. Probably not a good thing. RIP VR Chat, mark my words. Mark Zuckerberg my words.
"I would rather get my car stolen right in front of me than watch this presentation." Gold
Trapping your life in a metaverse where everyone looks like a stupid cartoon character sounds like a method of paralyzing torture.
That's basically what vr chat and recroom Mfs do all the time
@@R-Radical thats if you do play it 24/7
@Golden Boy I could not agree more
Didn't we already have VRChat for that?
It seems worse than a fever dream
“I can even make a free throw.” That’s exactly the type of 20 year old joke I’d expect from metaverse.
I bet it completely missed most people, much like shaq's free throws.
I swear on my life I saw this EXACT joke at universal studios, with Shaq, at the terminator ride in 2008.
They said they had finally enhanced humans to the point where human error was no longer a factor and then they showed Shaq with a robotic eye making a free throw…
The Metaverse feels like a futurama skit
"Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made."
Jrr Tolkien
Mark being a jew make this even more true
Are we watching the fall of Facebook? That would be wacky if they went bankrupt in our time and disappeared.
Puts on meta
I doubt it. Mark Zuckerberg could end world hunger twice over with his money, so if push comes to shove, he could save his own company with just a decent percentage of his own funds.
I would pay money to see that
@@JaneDoeValentine not if everyone pull the plugs off them, meaning big investors. His money is mostly in stock value.
@@JaneDoeValentine Most of his money is from stock that he holds in his own company. If the stock prices plummet, Mark will lose everything.
Its honestly sad to see that they have this much amount of funding and technology, but managed to make a completely mundane.. thing of a world with it
It worked with Facebook, so it should work with VR... Such a dumb way of thinking from those guys.
Facebook works because people don't need any effort to use it, just grab your phone Open FB and done, that is all, VR needs a VR set and a PC with enough power to run VR as well as space to move without smacking your dog in the face.
VR as it is right now requires too much effort to be something people would use as much as Facebook, they probably should have gone with something like augmented reality. Something like, here I am playing a Game of chess with a guy in another country, in my dinner table grabbing the pieces with My own hand and seeing the result in My phone screen. This is doable with AR, and an easier sale to current users of FB that VR is.
People will need a VR room like an office to actually utilize it properly.. and as technology advances things like swimming where you’re hoisted in the air or suspended will need extra equipment and space
@@imatiu Or you can just get a quest
@@zeallust8542 most people won't spend 400 dollars to use VR, that still doesn't solve the space issue and that still requires straping oneself and limiting vision and being uncomfortable which most people won't want to use, and most people is what Meta wants to have using their service.
VR is just not at a level where it can be commonplace, it requires some Sci Fi like advancement for getting to that point until then it's a niche, very well apreciated by some people and with some interesting applications, but it's not going to be mainstream for a while.
@@imatiu its already mainstream and costs less than a console so...
1:07 I can imagine the thief doing something wrong and Charlie standing by watching and judging him in a condescending voice
For once in its life Facebook hasn't had the ability to copy someone else and now they're failing
"I can even make a freethrow"
If Shaq can make a freethrow, this must be the best coach in the world
Yeah that's the joke
@@dlokk and?
I just want Zucker to fail.
Imagine putting this much effort, time, hype and money for VR CHAT 2 with half the content.
i really want to click the link from both of you guys ^^^^
but I don't want to get rick rolled again... im so sorry
@@Ocidad much worse than that, not even actual RUclips links, look at the . in the middle, don't get nae nae'd
omg guys
Mann vs machine in the replies section 😳😳😳😳😳
I burn an effigy of him every midnight. It's supposed to make him go bankrupt
"Half the content" you're being very generous.
As an NBA fan, the funniest part about his roast of Adam Silver's complete lack enthusiasm during the presentation is that that's just the way Adam Silver talks. He constantly sounds like a bored principal giving a speech to a crowd of high schoolers, even more so when he's calling out names during the draft
My batshit conspiracy theory about the Metaverse:
Mark Zuckerberg is secretly arranging to create a zombie army using VR headsets. He sells the oculus VR for cheap, unveils the Metaverse as a VR event so that almost everyone who has an oculus is online at the same time and then he hacks them all at once to create a hypnosis program that turns everyone into mindless zombies under his control. And that's how Mark takes over the planet.
Kinda like the old Spongebob movie where Plankton takes control of everyone with the chum bucket helmets.
i dont understand. do these people making the Metaverse not know this shit already exists? like VR chat is already better than whatever dumb shit they are putting out, and they keep insinuating its going to be literal holograms of people interacting in real time which it obviously won't.
Ayo scott wtf are u doin here, well I'm not surprised if one day you will do a talk about it on your channel
Because they're out of touch with society. Simple as that.
just about every other social game except for Facebook horizons is 10x better than whatever stupid thing they’re doing with this whole meta verse thing.
i literally hate vr chat but i agree
Facebook wants a failure to write off on their tax accounting forms.
I say this with a lot of caution but I have actually regained a bit of faith in humanity when I see the MetaVerse flopping as hard as it does. It's bullshit and for once people actually recognize it as such and don't join in, it's great!
Honestly! Every once in a while it seems like the bar hasn’t at least dropped that far. Where is James Cameron when you need him?
I'm joining in :)
@@jesseroberts1041 lmaoo
YES. When it first dropped, I was scared for humanity. Like, "Holy shit, are people REALLY going to fall for this? Are humans honestly that pitiful and desperate??" Seeing everyone laughing at it has given me a droplet of hope for the future.
Yea but then ur faith in humanity goes back down with this whole NFT bullshit
Zuck is living in his own world for so long, or he is so fell of human society too far. He doesn't even know about there are tons of virtual world for like over a decade ( Second Life, Runescape, WoW, VRChat, you name it ), he still believe he is the first and the pioneer in this field. Some one please wake him up.
edit : Oh shit I just double check, Second Life is 20 year old. I notice the game in an episode of The Office. Gosh time is fast.
"I KNOW ALL THE BEST MOVES. AND AM UNTETHERED BY ONE SINGLE DIMENSION." Help this is actually terrifying
VR is about doing what you want, the Metaverse is about doing stuff that makes Facebook money.
One is cool & the other I will actively spend more money to avoid doing.
The Metaverse is not owned by a company. Also what we saw in this video is not the Metaverse. It's a VR tech demo, and a bad one. I'm surprised no one here seems to be aware of even the most basic ideas behind the Metaverse with how much it's been talked about.
Not just Facebook alone, but EVERY company trying to capitalize on this. The opportunity to stop making products and make GIVING THEM YOUR MONEY the "product" is just too enticing for many to pass up, even if failure is almost certain.
@@Impervious11 FB are doing a horrible job marketing it then aren't they?
@@Impervious11 Facebook's "meta verse" is owned by them though. Its not the traditional idea of it, its a corruption of that idea into a corporate shithole.
@@thedejectedape953 I think they've put out some good stuff and some bad stuff, but the reality is nothing they say or show will go up against the existing negative narrative that people have as a reflex. If we're being completely honest, the majority of people are responding emotionally and not thinking critically. In fact most people don't even bother to read anything about it. They'll just read comments from other unaware users and repeat things that are, on a very basic level, clearly wrong. That's the nature of echo chambers on the internet, and it applies to so many different topics beyond this one.
Everyone loves to complain about misinformation they disagree with, but eat that shit up when it's their turn to avoid being informed.
The only thing I look forward to about "MetaVerse", will be the future videos Charlie's gonna upload roasting them even more.
wow sick comment bro
Fr
The only good thing about meta
Too bad we'll all be watching them from inside of the 'verse.
Charlie will even be making them from inside the 'verse.
The 'verse is love. The 'verse is life.
Agreed
I really hope that this whole Metaverse nonsense will just pull more people back into the real world. The positive thing is, as much as Zucc tries to make it look like it's the way of the future - really few people care
3:25 Mii Maker does a better job then Metaverse
2021: introducing, Meta!
2022: cmon everybody, get into the metaverse!
2023: please try metaverse?
2024: 2,000 legless meta employee avatars in a lobby being laid off in stunning 4k VR
Now this is the future we have all been waiting for
8k*
@@Saladtosser69 16k*
@Haxer Overlord 64K*
So basically Google Stadia all over again?
"I can even be the real super man"
*Entire room is dead silent while Shaq's overhead projected avatar hovers around the room like superman*
I love how even the presenter guy was looking at him hovering around like "Uhm... yeah ok..."
“Like superman”
I had to skip that part 🤪
HOW STRONG IS KETTLE??
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"I swear to God there was more hype around getting Bubonic Plague than there has been for the Metaverse".
LMAO
“Don’t worry sir I learned how to perform open heart surgery in Metaverse you should be just fine…”
4:50 - 5:09 was the absolute hardest thing I've tried to not laugh at
the trash display of a floating 3d model
the silence
the dead expression on Charlie's face
*Comedy gold*
I'm dying
He looks like the DVD logo that bounces across the screen if you leave the screen static for too long
I genuinely can't tell if we're laughing with them or at them, like do they realize how lame that looks
The really underwhelming superhero music they used 😂
@@joshinthesauce4636 🤣🤣
Imagine working at -Facebook- Meta during all this. I'm sure there are employees that realize that this is all cringy and been done before, but they still have to pretend this is a revolutionary idea.
MOANING SOUNDS beautyzone.cam/Sofia Sofia is a beautiful girl. 🔝🔝🔝🔝🔝
He's the person I love, he's my light
day. The way the music flows and sounds
is extravagant and fun. Loo is
icon, legend, beautiful girl, princess, inspiration,
a star. I could go on and on, understand this.
I love NBA Loo.#垃圾
@keep rollin Charlie clone ruclips.net/video/0dVs0OLrJgM/видео.html
Human here, yeah if I am getting paid enough for making shitty models I am in.
That might be why the presenter sounded sooo enthusiastic
@@ravenlorque3234 exactly these people get the big bucks for making these dumb things I'm all in if they need another person to help out
I decided to learn guitar one day because i was like, if i can play mortal combat, i can hit some notes and translates pretty well
Keep it up boi
I think the Metaverse has made me appreciate the actual Earth even more. Like, actually going outside and seeing what the world has to offer.. not digitally.
I saw you were a verified 🎶 so I checked out your cloud surfing song.. it is an ABSOLUTE BOP
Charlie will single handedly bring down the metaverse
Just like Watch Dogs Legion
@Alexa Charlie clone ruclips.net/video/0dVs0OLrJgM/видео.html
He will be the revolutionary it's only 4 more years til it comes
These bots are getting out of hand bro 🤦🏾♂️
dont think they need charlie for that
Every time I hear "metaverse" All I think is that VRchat has been doing more than half of this since 2014
Honestly I'm sad VRChat exists with the unbelievable amount of degens there.
Yea of course they are obviously inspired by the concept of the metaverse. I'm actually a little confused about what charlie is referring to when he says metaverse, is he referring specifically to Meta's attempts at building content around it? I'm not actually sure who the people are in this video.
Yes, we have IMVU, there is nothing the IMVU, Vrchat, and Zoom can’t do 👀
“Metaverse” is really just a marketing term
@@Disastorm bro “Metaverse” is zuckerbergs new shit idea that second life and VR chat have already done for well over a decade at this point.
They were in no way, shape or form inspired by “metaverse” because it didn’t fking exist.
Metaverse is copying VR chat and doing an incredibly shit job at it.
I love how there was a fucking jump in the animation before he started flying, no tf you can’t be the real Superman if you can’t even move properly
1:23 WTF is that 😂😂😂
Anyone in their right mind would choose to play sports with friends in the real world instead of wearing a heavy and sweaty headset in their room. The Meta future just seems depressing.
MOANING SOUNDS beautyzone.cam/Sofia Sofia is a beautiful girl. 🔝🔝🔝🔝🔝
He's the person I love, he's my light
day. The way the music flows and sounds
is extravagant and fun. Loo is
icon, legend, beautiful girl, princess, inspiration,
a star. I could go on and on, understand this.
I love NBA Loo.#垃圾
Only gamers would be interested in virtual reality. People need to go outside.
@@kingsleycy3450 if that lizard had spent all the money he spent with this metaverse garbage making VR more accessible, he would probably have profit from gamers
@@kingsleycy3450 not even gamers, if the current state of VR gaming is anything to go by
@@Theneves15 Metaverse isn't ever going to kick off. I'm sorry SciFi isn't realistic. People want legitimate relationships in the real world not talking to some people in VR. VR was never going to be a new reality where you can do everything from real life in VR. Its an alternative method of playing video games and not much more.
Fun fact: If you listen really close during the superman scene you can hear the 2 audience members screaming in fear and agony as they try to open the doors to leave.
PTSD kicking in. The last time they saw someone floating up like that they got dominated by a T-pose.
That was Mark Zuckerberg cheering. His vocal manifold audiovirtualization adjustment sensor was just poorly calibrated.
@@SpartanHawk lmao
love that Charlie just roasted the NBA commissioner pretty accurately w/o knowing who he is lmao
4:40 “this guy” is the commissioner of the NBA LMAO
Metaverse is basically like a sinking ship. All the passengers know it will sink, so they take the lifeboats and go as far from it as possible. But the crew thinks that if they drill holes in the in the sides of the ship it'll become lighter and float.
lol, great comment
Bro could just make VRChat but Facebook and somehow manages to make it cringey
The ship didn't even sail off yet, its more like it crushed itself during construction and everybody is on the sidelines watching this disaster.
Like the titanic sinking with everyone working on it, while everyone with an iq over room temperature are chilling with the pengins on the iceberg
@@nathanjereb9944 IQ 99 Good?
This presentation feels like it was made in the 80's to show people what personal computers will be able to do one day.
@Charming nowhere to hide Yes, like dragging icons *today* not like doing it back then when it was actually significant in terms of user interfaces.
I disagree i think it will be pretty awesome in the future.. still funny that they showcased it in its current alpha state lol
It really does
I love how Charlie doesn’t even know who Adam Silver is and described him perfectly
Now I know why astronauts leave Earth to go to space. To get away from the cringe.
Charlie not knowing anything abt Adam Silver but describing his personality perfectly after a 45 sec clip is killing me😂😂😂
You better watch your mouth, or he'll make the rules so that you get a tech for breathing.
He knows things about adam.
I thought the same thing, he was talking ab him like he’s just some presenter they got for this, it was funny tho 😂
Yeah lmaooo
Adam Silver caught all kinds of strays in this video LOLL
Metaverse has specifically not even coloured the feet because they know no lower body tracking works with the Meta headsets.
MOANING SOUNDS beautyzone.cam/Sofia Sofia is a beautiful girl. 🔝🔝🔝🔝🔝
He's the person I love, he's my light
day. The way the music flows and sounds
is extravagant and fun. Loo is
icon, legend, beautiful girl, princess, inspiration,
a star. I could go on and on, understand this.
I love NBA Loo.#垃圾
@@Grace-bo7fz Charlie clone ruclips.net/video/0dVs0OLrJgM/видео.html
I thought you were going for a foot fetish joke lol
Damn, these bots are disgusting. Although they present their shit better than metaverse ever did
@Tatamii💦 go to the r/eyeblech sub of reddit, it has a ton of nice and cute photoes
Him flying up reminded me of the “genie does as you wish” bit from impractical jokers
"I can be the real Superman." Coach Nat hovers _maybe_ 6 feet above the ground.
Dr Phil did a demonstration of Second Life because it was a topic on an episode of his show, and great uncle Phil making his Second Life avatar fly around using a keyboard and mouse was a lot more impressive than hover-coach Nat.
The "I can even make a free throw" joke was said in the most unconvincing way possible lol.
I’m not being sarcastic, that was a joke?
@@turner15 yeah apparently shaq's free throws were bad when he played in the nba
@@turner15 yea, that's sorta his big joke, they did it in scary movie 4 with the saw parody
The more I hear about the metaverse and the more I think about it logically the more I realize how much of a dystopian form of "entertainment" it is. They're not trying to "enhance" social interaction, they're trying to monopolize it and make a profit off of basic human interaction while trying to make it sound like a game, all the while I'm sure they'd still be pawning off their users personal data for even more targeted ads.
Spot on 100%
Hey, nice job basically copying Dr. Own's top xomment
@PsyCoco This cracked me up hard
@PsyCoco 🤣
Blade Runner vibes
The unimpressed look Charlie had on his face caught me off guard so hard 💀
“Instead of a star, it’s a septic tank”. You sir sure do have a way with words 🤣😂🤣
At this point, I'm just disgusted whenever I see ads for the Metaverse. The more ads they show me, the more I DON'T want anything to do with it.
I cant think of anyone i know who uses facebook anymore
This will fail spectacularly
Facebook is killing the VR industry now and it really sucks
The problem with the “metaverse” is they haven’t really explained what the “metaverse” is beyond “you can do this or be that”. And most of what they do show doesn’t really mean anything because we don’t really see what it actually is or means.
There’s no reason for it to replace zoom and shit because those are already fine. No reason to be in a “virtual meeting” when you are in a meeting already. “See your friends” I can do that with video calling and actually see them rather than an avatar.
What they should be doing is trying to push it more like VRchat with a “be anything go anywhere” vibe to it, but properly show it, not this weird CGI trailers with holograms and shit that don’t exist
I just feel like we don’t have the technology for something like this to be good yet
tl;dr don’t fix what ain’t broke
bruh y'all take people clowning metaverse for granted, in my poor country with little education this metaverse is almost praise like second coming of Jesus or something. When i tell people this thing isn't new and so on they spouting big youtube name and finance guru saying all bs that idk somehow beloved here.
The problem is most people don't have a clue what it is, yet talk about it so confidently as if they do know, because so many other people (who also don't know) further validated their incorrect assumptions by agreeing. Most people are happy to immediately dismiss it rather than think critically or try to understand, so the narrative keeps getting perpetuated. What we watched in this video is not the Metaverse. What they showed is a basic VR experience.
"I can do that with video calling and actually see them rather than an avatar." It won't be long before we will have realistic looking avatars, so that's a temporary problem. But regardless, Avatars have many purposes beyond representing a literal version of yourself. People more often than not won't want to be shown as themselves online, the same way we each have usernames, or how people use characters in games that look nothing like them.
"What they should be doing is trying to push it more like VRchat with a “be anything go anywhere” vibe to it" Some companies are. This video is about NBA's product, which again isn't even the Metaverse.
@@Impervious11 found Mark Zuckerbergs second account
I shoulda have listened to your advice in the beginning. If they really bout to let this shit pop off I'm gonna move to the middle of nowhere
The bald pale robot who's the presenter is the NBA commissioner, about as robotic as the Zuck himself
At this point I feel like the metaverse is intentionally making bad decisions just so people will talk about it
HOW STRONG IS KETTLE??
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Honestly, that's not too farfetched
Ding. They think they're playing 56D chess.
I doubt this will end up like a sonic movie event
No, it's to shy away smart people.
This is a common scammer practice where they intentionally put spelling mistakes and bad grammar into scam ads and e-mails to already limit their victims to those who are stupid enough to still fall for it.
Can we point out how this “metaverse” is supposed to replace reality and 0 people in the world give a fuck
Ok? Xbox is one console.
@@abram730 a market for VR gaming does not translate into a market for the Metaverse. Facebook made a cheap, but pretty good, VR headset that people love to use to watch porn and play beatsaber with. That doesn't mean every one, or even most, of them will be all on board with the metaverse.
@@abram730 Zuck won't fuck you bro
@@abram730 R/imabadass I'm putting you on there.
@@SquishyBauBau When you are drunk and decide drunk commenting is a good idea.
I'm actually perplexed right now. LMFAO!
I sh*t you not, the first Ad on this video is some advertisement for a Metaverse Game involving Mechs.
The other day I watched a Defunctland video about Walt Disney's ideas for Epcot and this whole meta verse thing is so similar: an out of touch rich guy with ridiculously dumb ideas.
The ultimate failure of the metaverse is that no matter how cool the random gimmicks they roll out may be, there's no actual reason why they require the involvement of cryptocurrency
There is. Online sales.
Web3.0 is the metaverse that runs on crypto. Its unique properties give it many more uses than fiat, such as incentives for owning a specific crypto in order to gain mutual benefits. NFTs regulated as lawful code will be able to execute contracts that hold the same power as traditional ones, such as titles to cars, houses, renters agreements, medical documents, etc.; the advantage comes from being able to do it with a few clicks through a decentralized wallet, with someday the same amount of security as traditional finance.
@@refrigeratorrex4184
Why not use real money? Transferring money is extremely easy and safe nowadays.
@@stevem6844 in english god damn it!
@@stevem6844 None of that improve on anything
The silence after the character started flying… 💀
u could hear a woman screaming in the background
@@pallas7246 screaming in fear
I love how the zoom call just says “President Obama,” despite him not having been president for a long time. All to cover up the fact that they don’t know Obama’s last name either.
But, Obama is his last name. Barack is his first name. Most presidents get called by their last names.
0:16 can confirm this because when my last job fired me I was excited and left with a smile. now I make over double what I was getting paid there.
"I'd rather watch my car get stolen."
"The same enthusiasm as when I put away dishes"
You're on top of it, today
The dishes one killed me!
Why did Shaq have an Orthodox halo around his head when he spoke?
He's a saint. 😇
He died several years ago. Mandela effect
I was thinking about that, I think the “reanimated zombie” look as well as the no mouth movement when talking and the halo is trying to unlock the subconscious awareness of Shaq Divinity
He's ascended beyond the mortal plane and gained godlike powers, but was summoned by Zuck through dark magic and is now trapped in the metaverse /j
@@cartoonhead9222 lmao
"It's like a star going supernova, but instead of a star, it's a septic tank."
If the Metaverse was a spice, it would be flour
We truly live in the most boring and depressing dystopia…
Agreed, where are the zombies? The natural disasters? The aliens? Hell I'd take a world ending plague at this point
It's just "dude a couple hundred years ago invents capitalism and everything goes downhill from there"
We just expect our society to evolve within the parameters of our imagination. I think the type of ending humanity is heading towards it’s not a great explosion, a great social collapse, or even a natural disaster. The only thing humanity needs to end is to reach the autumn of its innovation, loose it’s sense of meaning due to depression and lack of meaning, till we collapse for our own desire to stop existing.
On the plus side the chances of fight clubs making a comeback increased a little bit
We've been on the bad timeline for a while now. Definitely going to get the worst ending.
It's idiocracy
I absolutely lost my shit when he became "The real superman" and he literally just floats and it cuts to Charlie's dead stare
I love how he's not even particularly animated but just floats up and down awkwardly like a stiff cardboard cutout hanging by a string, eventually landing with a hard **bonk** that tips him over to the right a little.
Shaq's "flying" makes him look more a cropped PNG image being dragged across the screen with a mouse.
"It's like a star going supernova except instead of a star, it's a septic tank."
i like the way he describes adam silver
Facebook has failed to innovate for years and it's starting to bite them in the ass. They buy a bunch of small start up social media companies and don't incorporate any of their new ideas onto their main platform then wonder why more people aren't using Facebook. It's obvious that they're desperate to find some market to latch onto to where they can have a consistently growing user base but if the Metaverse is really the best they could come up with, with all the resources they have, then I foresee a slow and painful death for Facebook as a company.
hopefully
Your last sentence gives me hope
Reminds me of being in school, not doing the homework or readings for half the semester, then realizing that you have no idea wtf is going on and you're way behind everyone
@@techtutorvideos that isn't innovation though, they took stories from snapchat. Same as reels just being their answer to tiktok.
I mean... once you reach 7 billion users... it's kind of hard to go even further beyond. If they had literally every single person on the planet on Facebook, they still wouldn't be happy. That's the problem with fake numbers, these "projected numbers." They act like not reaching a goal is actually a loss. Well then don't make the goal. Boom. Money in your pocket anyway. Especially since you already have most of the planet under your wing anyway. "There are 7 billion people on the planet. We need 9 billion users by the end of the month or we're gonna lose everything! MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!"
having a virtual coach training a real life physical skill is like hoping the Animus bleeding effect is real after playing assassin's creed
Ooh classy reference
5:07 Me when I realize that Mark won’t give me the Zuc.
That was the best placed advertisement I have ever seen
The metaverse feels like that kid who keeps wanting to show you something he can do and when he does you’re just confused, unimpressed, and want him to go away
like with those bots ?
Charlie ripping on Adam Silver without knowing who he is fucking hysterical 😂
Fr tho... Silver was brought up in a Jewish secret society with a bunch of other freemasons. No emotion, just extremely efficient in bringing in money
Who?
He is now known as “This guy”
Shit has me dying just “This guy” 🤣
And he’s a really good commissioner too lol
For a company that has arguably the most user data in the world, they do a shit job at predicting feedback with these metaverse ads
Nft people will gobble this crap up like it's a five star meal because "validation"