Valve's Most Shameful Disaster

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
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  • @penguinz0
    @penguinz0  5 лет назад +3254

    Editing by ruclips.net/channel/UCZj7QQVYbWAVeQdCLBXZiyw

    • @SomeGuyArchivist
      @SomeGuyArchivist 5 лет назад +70

      Oh so that's who's responsible for these gems of edits. Noice

    • @unflexian
      @unflexian 5 лет назад +13

      so he's to blame..

    • @TotalJUAN
      @TotalJUAN 5 лет назад +4

      Nice work Remy.
      PD: Don't forget that Valve will try to push VR using HalfLife this year, history repeat itself.

    • @younggrinch2826
      @younggrinch2826 5 лет назад

      Super cool how you tied it together. Great watch 👍🏻

    • @cheesyquokka
      @cheesyquokka 5 лет назад

      Amazing

  • @hootels1770
    @hootels1770 5 лет назад +2390

    If Valve is a church then to tf2 players it contains a god that doesn't answer

    • @zephyr1741
      @zephyr1741 5 лет назад +91

      true , gaben never answers our prayers

    • @thecrimsonreaper7106
      @thecrimsonreaper7106 5 лет назад +272

      So just any religion im general then

    • @deezboyeed6764
      @deezboyeed6764 5 лет назад +14

      Hootels I can tell your a man of culture

    • @hanzfranz7739
      @hanzfranz7739 5 лет назад +18

      M O R E H A T S

    • @SilvaaFabio
      @SilvaaFabio 5 лет назад +20

      @@zephyr1741 just like every other religion

  • @comicsamsthegreat
    @comicsamsthegreat 4 года назад +3352

    Artifact - Massive announcement at tournament
    Half-Life Alyx - Twitter post

    • @markzuckerbread1865
      @markzuckerbread1865 4 года назад +240

      dude in the half life fandom were freaking out on cut content leaks from 2009 an announcement would have finished us off

    • @alikirb
      @alikirb 4 года назад +17

      well it was a twitter post because of covid

    • @TacoTuesday555
      @TacoTuesday555 4 года назад +25

      ali, kirb pretty sure Alyx was announced last year

    • @TacoTuesday555
      @TacoTuesday555 4 года назад +44

      ali, kirb yes, but he was referring to the announcement, not the release date. The trailer came out November 21.

    • @alikirb
      @alikirb 4 года назад

      @@TacoTuesday555 well i cant confirm that, all i know is that the game got released on march 23rd

  • @sherlockhomeless4928
    @sherlockhomeless4928 5 лет назад +7265

    2 Things Valve cant do:
    1. Count to 3
    2. Making a damn Tf2 Update

    • @HamzaKhan-vk3xs
      @HamzaKhan-vk3xs 5 лет назад +18

      Macro?

    • @harrylane4
      @harrylane4 5 лет назад +142

      @@aperson6077 1) make new games
      2) tf2 update
      2 episode 1) fix steams broken UI
      2 episode 2) curate their fucking marketplace

    • @benlittle5436
      @benlittle5436 5 лет назад +92

      Hey now, Valve can make a TF2 update
      And cause total economy chaos in the process

    • @fomalhaut_the_great
      @fomalhaut_the_great 5 лет назад +11

      @@harrylane4 underrated comment

    • @jacovot5424
      @jacovot5424 5 лет назад +28

      @@benlittle5436 I got three unusual hats out of Valve's screwups that day
      *hat 100*
      *Economy 0*

  • @Uniquenameosaurus
    @Uniquenameosaurus 5 лет назад +6521

    I still have infinite respect for Valve leaving all of those negative reviews up even though they had complete control of the platform.

    • @nathanmceneny2633
      @nathanmceneny2633 4 года назад +96

      And be wrong

    • @merijnbras8901
      @merijnbras8901 4 года назад +20

      @Griffin Devine what the fuck does it matter it's 9 months later?

    • @extinctiongaming3556
      @extinctiongaming3556 4 года назад +32

      @@gohom3882 I've met this type of person before, "The smug ass retards" that's it

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 4 года назад +94

      It's literally basic decency, it's not "respectable"

    • @MagnustheMage
      @MagnustheMage 4 года назад +242

      @@PeachDragon_ well these days, where negative reviews get removed faster than they get posted, commo. Decency is fairly respectable

  • @yunggooby6286
    @yunggooby6286 5 лет назад +3829

    “these Jordan’s are fake”
    -Martin Luther King Jr.

    • @poopa854
      @poopa854 5 лет назад +206

      "Bitches ain't shit, but hoes and tricks"
      -Mahatma Gandhi

    • @garrettgregor5302
      @garrettgregor5302 5 лет назад +119

      “Bros before hoes” - Mohammed Ali

    • @joshg1555
      @joshg1555 5 лет назад +137

      “You a J’s nigga or a gay nigga”-Malcom X

    • @Kindlyspace57
      @Kindlyspace57 5 лет назад +105

      “Them j’s wack”
      -Aristotle

    • @Aether_Star
      @Aether_Star 5 лет назад +86

      "Cheap ass McDonald's burger is dry."
      -Nelson Mandela

  • @ne3333t
    @ne3333t 5 лет назад +5906

    Imagine, instead of making shartifact, valve could have made a TF2 update.

    • @TheJarritosman
      @TheJarritosman 5 лет назад +277

      @@rowleto but they can move their stuffs and head over to tf2!

    • @TheJarritosman
      @TheJarritosman 5 лет назад +214

      @@rowleto Then we'll force them too!

    • @DamienDarksideBlog
      @DamienDarksideBlog 5 лет назад +119

      ​@@rowleto You realize that he said "Valve could have made a TF2 update"; meaning that in this world, Artifact wasn't even conceived let alone released.
      Them doing another TF2 update, let alone a huge major one, would not only cost them less money but they would have made even more money. 50,000 people plus the major update bringing in more people to buy skins, boxes and all the other MTX that takes very little time to make.

    • @Shaymin0
      @Shaymin0 5 лет назад +26

      @@TheJarritosman no they cant. the way valve works is basically a free for all development style. basically i can switch projects when ever i want leaving games like tf2 horribly under staffed and resulting in no updates ever happening. not to mention how often development teams fluctuate its impossible to get anything done. the only way for tf2 to get updates again is basically changing the way their company works entirely which i am not opposed to what so ever.

    • @TheJarritosman
      @TheJarritosman 5 лет назад +14

      @@Shaymin0 Y-you thought I was being serious?! I was kidding! But I do see your point, Valve needs to change how they develop games 'cause they basically can't get things done since they often lose investment on the projects things they do.

  • @SHADOW_WIZARD_MONEY_GANG
    @SHADOW_WIZARD_MONEY_GANG 5 лет назад +3041

    Disappointed you had the arrogance to even compare this to the original Burger King games.

    • @Holo_or_Horo
      @Holo_or_Horo 5 лет назад +58

      you're using the word " arrogance" wrong bud

    • @rekeamohcsreed7719
      @rekeamohcsreed7719 5 лет назад +157

      I think you meant audacity

    • @HarambaeXelonmuskfans
      @HarambaeXelonmuskfans 5 лет назад +15

      This is irrelevant but I’m so fucking tired of this new youtube slide feature there has not been one good moment where I wanted to use it and I just want to disable it please is there a way to disable it

    • @uhoh7545
      @uhoh7545 5 лет назад +6

      The fact that i know what your full pfp looks like makes me -wanna die- *a little closer to heaven*

    • @derpyderp1144
      @derpyderp1144 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah id say its even worse then those games.

  • @gun8737
    @gun8737 3 года назад +976

    Crit1kal: Team Fortre-
    The Community: *ejeculates instantly

  • @thegreatders344
    @thegreatders344 5 лет назад +856

    Valve couldnt have chosen a better name for this game if they tried

    • @johndoe5432
      @johndoe5432 5 лет назад +85

      Relic or Disgrace might have been slightly better, but Artifact is still comedic gold.

    • @mrplayfulshade
      @mrplayfulshade 5 лет назад +9

      Half life*

    • @PHAToregon
      @PHAToregon 5 лет назад +20

      Fecal Porn: The Dota Card Game

    • @mk-ue9hn
      @mk-ue9hn 5 лет назад +4

      Artifucked

  • @DustyTheKitty
    @DustyTheKitty 5 лет назад +4193

    Valve: NEW GAME!
    Customers: Half Life 3? TF3? L4D3? Portal 3? *hype* OMGOMGOMGOMGOM-
    Valve: CARD GAME!
    Customers: ...no?

    • @AntzolY111
      @AntzolY111 5 лет назад +26

      Fucc my life

    • @christianweibrecht6555
      @christianweibrecht6555 5 лет назад +55

      Valve : we really wanted to cash in on the digital card game band wagon

    • @eliottsmallwood2140
      @eliottsmallwood2140 5 лет назад +9

      portal is done no 3

    • @ARockyRock
      @ARockyRock 5 лет назад +18

      I like how you made a typo that says value, but it actually made the comment better.

    • @DustyTheKitty
      @DustyTheKitty 5 лет назад +5

      @@ARockyRock Well shoot... now i dunno if i should correct it or leave it!

  • @DashFlashTheLife
    @DashFlashTheLife 5 лет назад +531

    90% of comments are about TF2

  • @cinnmondotpng
    @cinnmondotpng 4 года назад +3622

    "Won't make a game again"
    *Half Life : Alyx Emerges*

    • @Misanthropolis
      @Misanthropolis 4 года назад +75

      And it's only in VR and it's not even a sequel, instead it is a spin-off that happens between like two episodes.

    • @James-oj6ru
      @James-oj6ru 4 года назад +215

      Kristers Feldmanis
      Well this aged poorly........

    • @Misanthropolis
      @Misanthropolis 4 года назад +12

      @@James-oj6ru explain

    • @James-oj6ru
      @James-oj6ru 4 года назад +155

      Kristers Feldmanis
      Well...... we got like 20 second of episode 2 story progression
      Oh...... and alot of time stuff that doesn’t mater (as it turns out, it REALLY matters)

    • @Misanthropolis
      @Misanthropolis 4 года назад +11

      @@James-oj6ru So how did this age poorly?

  • @TheNeckario
    @TheNeckario 5 лет назад +3104

    penguinz voice sounds like hes always on the verge of a yawn

  • @Prototype_X
    @Prototype_X 5 лет назад +501

    I remember watching the reveal live. The disappointment was palpable through my computer screen.

    • @DiePoente
      @DiePoente 5 лет назад +5

      Because Valve previously said during the tournament that they will reveal a new char and people expected it at that moment. The char was revealed later, afaik.

    • @jimitaco1303
      @jimitaco1303 5 лет назад +6

      That was amazing, I've never heard the bottom drop out of a room quite like that before.

    • @ufuk5872
      @ufuk5872 5 лет назад

      Wooooo...ahhhh

  • @Johm2255
    @Johm2255 5 лет назад +2585

    "Nobody plays tf2 anymore"
    Me in a corner with my unusual: *waits for the next yearly update*

    • @mustard9808
      @mustard9808 5 лет назад +74

      We already got it. Market crash and Summer cosmetics--

    • @Johm2255
      @Johm2255 5 лет назад +35

      @@mustard9808 thats why im patiently waiting for the next one :>

    • @TheItalianFun
      @TheItalianFun 5 лет назад +1

      I play daily :)

    • @turbo_co27
      @turbo_co27 5 лет назад

      Coconut Kitty bro u want a winter 2018 crate?

    • @tostie3110
      @tostie3110 5 лет назад +1

      *halloween update gets skipped* "who wants christmas case 2020??"
      E v e r y o n e a f t e r t h e m a r k e t c r a s h....

  • @jerrymcdonald2999
    @jerrymcdonald2999 4 года назад +790

    I legit busted a shitload when he said hats from tf2.

  • @tengauge7872
    @tengauge7872 5 лет назад +823

    Guys this is the perfect time for illegal streams 2: electric boogaloo

    • @smudge2021
      @smudge2021 5 лет назад

      what?

    • @scientisticthug8454
      @scientisticthug8454 5 лет назад +16

      @@smudge2021 people pretend to stream shitty unpopular games on but actually just livestream big movies like endgame

    • @Dogepugs
      @Dogepugs 5 лет назад

      Gud

    • @colatronic1
      @colatronic1 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah, anyone know the new "artifact" category for interesting content?

    • @gonzaloortega5481
      @gonzaloortega5481 5 лет назад

      colatronic1 replying so I’ll know too

  • @homelessya
    @homelessya 5 лет назад +683

    wait i thought artifact was a porn streaming site

    • @toabbd7446
      @toabbd7446 5 лет назад +3

      Homeya
      How?!?

    • @pyromax6742
      @pyromax6742 5 лет назад +55

      @@toabbd7446 arti-fuck

    • @toabbd7446
      @toabbd7446 5 лет назад +2

      Story time!

    • @DARKzoar0k
      @DARKzoar0k 5 лет назад +1

      @@toabbd7446 search twitch artifact section

    • @sonny4978
      @sonny4978 5 лет назад +1

      Phương Nguyễn could you maybe explain it pls maybe could?

  • @astronomydemon6312
    @astronomydemon6312 4 года назад +2217

    Cr1tikal: Team Fortress 2
    Tf2 players: **MOANS**

  • @skelegnome9487
    @skelegnome9487 4 года назад +909

    TF2 Community: Valve, please do something about these god damn bots.
    Valve: haha card game goes brrrr

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 4 года назад +4

      the fact that you said this after half life alyx's release worries me

    • @MrSloth-tl5yv
      @MrSloth-tl5yv 3 года назад +16

      if you’re a f2p, you can’t talk anymore. What an update!

    • @TelemarketerOO7
      @TelemarketerOO7 3 года назад +1

      @@MrSloth-tl5yv It's like $1 for premium though

    • @MrSloth-tl5yv
      @MrSloth-tl5yv 3 года назад +15

      @@TelemarketerOO7 doesn’t matter what the price is, it’s bullshit to have to pay for voice chat

    • @person4053
      @person4053 3 года назад +5

      @@TelemarketerOO7 True but it costs 5 dollars to talk, chat, and use voice commands

  • @SmileytheSmile
    @SmileytheSmile 5 лет назад +5616

    Stop teasing us and play TF2 already, you handsome devil.

    • @Anonymous-zu7dh
      @Anonymous-zu7dh 5 лет назад +127

      Smiley the Smile WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!

    • @mauriciohablutzel
      @mauriciohablutzel 5 лет назад +49

      @@Anonymous-zu7dh I touched you handsome devil 😘

    • @et-hk4mm
      @et-hk4mm 5 лет назад +8

      Yeeee

    • @gavindillon1486
      @gavindillon1486 5 лет назад +43

      🎵"Do you believe in magic?"🎵

    • @--------352
      @--------352 5 лет назад +10

      @@gavindillon1486 i believe in sandvich but heavy hates magic

  • @hermamora1107
    @hermamora1107 5 лет назад +395

    Everyone: Waiting for half life 3
    Valve: have a card game

    • @willburns6129
      @willburns6129 5 лет назад +4

      I've never played half life or half life 2. Is it free on steam? I wanna play it because it is worshipped

    • @lizardman-
      @lizardman- 5 лет назад +2

      @@willburns6129 just pirate it its easy

    • @henrymcbark7337
      @henrymcbark7337 5 лет назад

      I want left for dead 3 ;-;

    • @AgentBoosh
      @AgentBoosh 5 лет назад

      @@henrymcbark7337 look up "Back 4 Blood" its being made by the team who made left 4 dead. Its the closest thing we will probably get to a Left 4 Dead 3.

    • @MasterLPG
      @MasterLPG 5 лет назад +3

      @@PunkKidXXII Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater?
      Sonic 3 & Knuckles?
      Grand Theft Auto 3?
      Super Mario Bros 3?
      Halo 3?
      Super Smash Bros Brawl?
      Could go on and on with plenty of other examples here, just that Valve ain't in the video game making business anymore is all, and for a good reason it would seem! ;)

  • @mildlyupset6011
    @mildlyupset6011 5 лет назад +648

    I literally have no idea what artifact gameplay even looks like.

    • @mnamethonk
      @mnamethonk 5 лет назад +70

      This is another problem. They did not do marketing very well, apparently the game had been in closed alpha for a very long time with certain content creators having access to it for longer than one year. Also, near release there was no free beta. No free keys unless you attended PAX somehow.

    • @rune5416
      @rune5416 5 лет назад +11

      Literally shows gameplay in the video

    • @stupidchild7716
      @stupidchild7716 5 лет назад +83

      As far as I saw on one of the streams, it involves three women and one man, pegging, 6 lbs of ground beef, and a few tennis balls at some point

    • @mildlyupset6011
      @mildlyupset6011 5 лет назад +18

      @@stupidchild7716 Valve should've consulted you for marketing, because that's the most intriguing description I've heard so far.

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows 5 лет назад

      Really over complicated board game, fuck it I'll play monopoly

  • @gamingkakapo5071
    @gamingkakapo5071 5 лет назад +480

    "We used to make video games, now we make money."

    • @facemcshooty6602
      @facemcshooty6602 3 года назад +1

      "we got to have moneeee"

    • @lolstuffenjoy9880
      @lolstuffenjoy9880 3 года назад

      Of course its money why isn't it money

    • @keithlee1007
      @keithlee1007 3 года назад +1

      Tf2's f2ps cant fucking talk

    • @captainszasz5836
      @captainszasz5836 3 года назад +1

      @@keithlee1007 Its cause bots were destroying peoples ears in servers. Once valve solves this bot problem F2Ps will probably be able to use voice chat again. (Also F2Ps can still use text chat, which is still good.)

    • @ceoofcapitalism
      @ceoofcapitalism 3 года назад

      @@captainszasz5836 Thing is, bots are never being banned from the game, so the bot devs just buy a premium account for all them so they can keep earraping.
      And no, F2Ps can't even text chat.
      And no, Valve won't do anything to fix any of this because it's not making them enough money.

  • @haii7760
    @haii7760 5 лет назад +967

    Thanks to Artifact, I was able to watch porn at Twitch.

    • @scrambled5948
      @scrambled5948 5 лет назад +7

      How?

    • @corey7457
      @corey7457 5 лет назад +65

      Able to jack off with random people

    • @BananaNutBread-vj5hs
      @BananaNutBread-vj5hs 5 лет назад +3

      @@scrambled5948 watch the video

    • @scrambled5948
      @scrambled5948 5 лет назад +1

      @@BananaNutBread-vj5hs yeah I wrote that comment before that part came up in the video

    • @FelipeJaquez
      @FelipeJaquez 5 лет назад +17

      Wouldn't you be able to watch porn in the IRL section anyway?

  • @lt.spookycarrot1925
    @lt.spookycarrot1925 5 лет назад +1457

    Imagine this: “THE ORANGE BOX 2”
    Half life 2: Episode 3
    TF3
    Portal 3

    • @horacegentleman3296
      @horacegentleman3296 5 лет назад +160

      Stop. It hurts too much.

    • @dinarichyperborean1455
      @dinarichyperborean1455 5 лет назад +34

      The orange box 3

    • @GanzoHasashi1911
      @GanzoHasashi1911 5 лет назад +66

      Oh god that’s the gaming mirage for me. Every time the valve announcement rumors come around, this is pretty much what I imagine every time

    • @abdulmasaiev9024
      @abdulmasaiev9024 5 лет назад +17

      I'd rather not. Valve hadn't developed a game in forever, and then we got Artifact to show us if they even still could. We saw the answer. So if you want to imagine that, imagine all those game series getting an Artifact-level stinker each as their latest, long-awaited installment... all three at the same time.
      If they ever release those, probably best if it's done one by one, to mitigate the risk and enable Valve to learn inbetween.

    • @martinszymanski2607
      @martinszymanski2607 4 года назад +33

      > half life episode 3 was already being developed, has been cancelled - they said they probably won't go back to it
      > tf3 would have no purpose as tf2 is still very much thriving and has a very profitable economy
      > portal 2 already concluded the protagonist's story
      ...let's wait another 10 years.

  • @scooble_
    @scooble_ 3 года назад +161

    Remember, we lost TF2 comics to the shitty artifact comics

    • @nihili4196
      @nihili4196 3 года назад +5

      Wait, that's the reason? If they were printed, they would sell much better than most modern DC/marvel comics.

    • @shoeofobama6091
      @shoeofobama6091 3 года назад +19

      netflix wanted to make a tf2 show, valve made the fucking dota anime. theyve fucked up a tf2 show TWO TIMES NOW

    • @nihili4196
      @nihili4196 3 года назад +2

      @@shoeofobama6091 Wait, there was possibility for TF2 show?
      I was wondering about giving dota thing a watch, but now I won't do it out of spite.

    • @shoeofobama6091
      @shoeofobama6091 3 года назад +1

      @@nihili4196 two of them. one where valve messed up the deadline and only released the pilot( expiration date ) and this situation

    • @nihili4196
      @nihili4196 3 года назад +3

      @@shoeofobama6091 I knew about expiration date. But really, TF2 show would be much more interesting than the Dota one. I mean, it could've been as well just bunch of unrelated episodes, and as long as personalities are intact, it would be fun to watch

  • @michaeltran8649
    @michaeltran8649 3 года назад +580

    charlie puts cyberpunk as a example little did he know

    • @AhplBusinessman
      @AhplBusinessman 3 года назад +40

      People were excited for the game no?

    • @gravelor78
      @gravelor78 3 года назад +1

      not me

    • @BeastMode070subscribe
      @BeastMode070subscribe 3 года назад +39

      @@gravelor78 no one cares about you

    • @gravelor78
      @gravelor78 3 года назад +5

      @@BeastMode070subscribe apparently, majority does because I was right and that no one shouldv'e cared about the trash game anyway sooo cope

    • @lilkxdude5659
      @lilkxdude5659 3 года назад +40

      @@gravelor78 that doesn't make sense, try again idiot

  • @coby97
    @coby97 5 лет назад +540

    Oh my... Even I who bought Artifact... forgot it exists... its buried in my library. Thanks for reminding me, Charlie

    •  5 лет назад +7

      as soon as i saw the title i imediately thought "if its not artifact, then charlie is wrong"

    • @polololo17
      @polololo17 5 лет назад +6

      You bought nekopara so your taste in videogames is not the best

    • @IggyBiggyBoFiggyBannaFanna
      @IggyBiggyBoFiggyBannaFanna 5 лет назад +1

      Why???

    • @amedicabg
      @amedicabg 5 лет назад +2

      Aureus As Artifact starts with A, you’ll never really get rid of it

    • @Bluvoo
      @Bluvoo 5 лет назад +7

      @@polololo17 You're right he doesn't have the best taste, he has godlike taste

  • @ameperyton3947
    @ameperyton3947 5 лет назад +128

    3:39 the unanimous "aww" when everyone read "card game"

    • @lieQT
      @lieQT 4 года назад +29

      @Spastik That's a really common word lol you're just illiterate

    • @binderstonkeyes7172
      @binderstonkeyes7172 4 года назад +6

      Spastik unanimous is a pretty common word my dude

    • @manaulhoque6507
      @manaulhoque6507 4 года назад +5

      @Spastik silly wet cunt

    • @sentieye3462
      @sentieye3462 4 года назад +4

      Spastik oh hey your the one who’s been shitting on other people’s comments in the replies, just to let you know ima gonna tell your mom about this and she’s gonna take away your x box live, and battle pass for Month :)

  • @HyperMinecraftGuy
    @HyperMinecraftGuy 3 года назад +42

    Artifact is so dead that even the comments aren't focusing on it. It's still getting beat out by TF2, on and off steam.

  • @pondscum2819
    @pondscum2819 5 лет назад +720

    Artifact was great, thats how i saw end game and porn, good times

    • @onemorescout
      @onemorescout 5 лет назад +1

      you right

    • @LikeADamnFIDDLE
      @LikeADamnFIDDLE 5 лет назад +6

      You know theres pirate sites and just a little site called pornhub or xvideos?

    • @JoeyJordison97
      @JoeyJordison97 5 лет назад

      @@LikeADamnFIDDLE What's a "pornhub"?

    • @LikeADamnFIDDLE
      @LikeADamnFIDDLE 5 лет назад +1

      @@mZStarCraft you've never been on a camsite have you?

    • @Nichtzukennen
      @Nichtzukennen 5 лет назад +13

      @@LikeADamnFIDDLE it's not the same feeling

  • @gummy2955
    @gummy2955 5 лет назад +508

    ok guys, a tf2 card game (everyone goes apeshit, children are born, the sun explodes)

  • @Zero2HeroX
    @Zero2HeroX 5 лет назад +871

    Literally any youtuber that doesnt play tf2 on the daily: *mentions tf2*
    Me: oh yeah, its all coming together

  • @brando2624
    @brando2624 4 года назад +385

    Who remembers when people were using the Artifact category on twitch to stream porn and movies and shit
    Edit: Damn he mentions it in the video
    Carry on

  • @herpderp3916
    @herpderp3916 5 лет назад +385

    3:40 That crowd-wide "awwww" of disappointment was amazing

    • @hentaidude666
      @hentaidude666 5 лет назад +60

      I love watching companies release the antithesis of what their customers want, and hearing the vocal reaction

    • @JJJJ-qk8dn
      @JJJJ-qk8dn 5 лет назад +14

      @@johnmp1470
      Well any game but a card game would've been welcome. Don't get me wrong nothing bad at about card games just that the gaming community wanted something else, something bigger somehing promising and exciting. A card game just doesn't live up to the hype Valve built around the game.

    • @xweert711
      @xweert711 5 лет назад +19

      @@johnmp1470 I'm guessing you didn't notice the part where nobody boo'd until it specified that it was a card game? Especially considering it was at a DotA convention. I'm pretty sure it was just because nobody wanted it.

    • @DamienDarksideBlog
      @DamienDarksideBlog 5 лет назад

      @@hentaidude666 "Is this some sort of elaborate out of season April Fool's joke?"

    • @MosheGames
      @MosheGames 3 года назад +1

      Everyone there was getting the game for free too lol. It was packaged with the purchase a TI ticket.

  • @darren8608
    @darren8608 5 лет назад +438

    artifact being the valve's worst mistake
    TF2's competitive scene : allow us the introduce ourselves

    • @plbster
      @plbster 5 лет назад +72

      TF2's in-game competitive*
      The comp scene is great, and wasn't even made by valve because valve doesn't care about TF2. The in-game comp on the other hand, yeah, that's really bad.

    • @drbright8639
      @drbright8639 5 лет назад +16

      Meet your match on launch: allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @catwif
      @catwif 5 лет назад +1

      i am a competitive tf2 player
      i will literally fight tooth and nail to prove that it works
      FIGHT ME

    • @plbster
      @plbster 5 лет назад +5

      @@catwif
      I'm a comp player too, but the in-game competitive was completely butchered by valve.

    • @catwif
      @catwif 5 лет назад

      @@plbster i guess thats true

  • @VideogamesPang
    @VideogamesPang 5 лет назад +642

    It's not that the game wasn't fun, it's that people expected better from Valve. For a company that is famous for its ambitious 3D action games, whose reputation has since been slowly circling the drain for years due to their neglect of their classic IPs and refusal to make anything but new microtransactions, Valve needed something big to win people back over. Instead they put out a game based on one of their infamously microtransaction-based IPs, in a genre that's well known for being riddled with microtransactions.
    The reaction alone probably killed any hope Artifact might have had, but on top of that Valve decided they wanted to double dip on monetization. That Artifact should cost $20 for a game in a genre that's usually free to play, AND it should also have microtransactions for buying cards. At this point the game goes from a mere blunder to an outright insult. It's like Valve saying "Oh you don't like mtx huh? You liked our old games better? Go fuck yourself. This is the way we do things now."
    So it really had nothing to do with if the game was any good or not, it was just Valve pissing away the last of their good will with a move that finally convinced everyone that they're completely out of touch and no longer care about games. People expect this kind of shit from EA or Activision but they were still holding onto hope that Valve could be better. Artifact was the last straw.

    • @TheBanana93
      @TheBanana93 5 лет назад +33

      Its crazy to think that Valve was the fucking bastion of gaming at one point! I used to be love them now I think they are just as bad as EA which is a shame!

    • @gregorycomey
      @gregorycomey 5 лет назад +14

      @@TheBanana93 EA on purposely makes shit arsed choices, Valve just cannot look away from their tax papers.

    • @woobilicious.
      @woobilicious. 4 года назад +23

      Valve always approached micro transactions in a non-pay 2 win manner, CS:GO, Dota 2, TF2 all built on cosmetics (primarily), TF2 had only side grade weapons. Artifact is just a bizarre release, almost like it was released to be a flop and make point, and not make money, It it seems like the anti-thesis to TF2 F2P debut, which was about accessibility, freeriders and "whales" working together to make a healthy community.

    • @fpscanada3862
      @fpscanada3862 4 года назад +5

      no it wasn't "the last straw" no one even thinks about artifact in 2020

    • @cruncrub5824
      @cruncrub5824 4 года назад +2

      It was also really fucking boring

  • @airwiki
    @airwiki 4 года назад +179

    "Artifact"
    **Audience prepares for something great**
    "A Dota card game."
    *AWWWWWWWW*

  • @jordanthompson2514
    @jordanthompson2514 5 лет назад +229

    can’t make half life 3 but can pump out a shitty monetized card game no problem.

    • @jarhead3571
      @jarhead3571 5 лет назад

      No problem because it's shitty

    • @Emilamlom
      @Emilamlom 5 лет назад

      There's rumors that the AAA vr game they're making might be Half Life 3. I'm not convinced yet, but it's a non-zero chance.

    • @Nieveria
      @Nieveria 5 лет назад

      @@Emilamlom That'd just fuck over literally every Valve fan who doesn't own a VR. What if I want to play HL3 but all I got is my shitty laptop from like 6 years ago?

  • @benjaminfarman3137
    @benjaminfarman3137 5 лет назад +312

    Well there was that game called lawbreakers which is literally unplayable now... its twitch category is completely empty :)

    • @cheesy6137
      @cheesy6137 5 лет назад +26

      ohh yeah i thought that was a cool game at first but then i played it and it was ass

    • @Batmagoo
      @Batmagoo 5 лет назад +46

      So, we would be breaking the law in the Lawbreakers category? Quite a strong alibi, and quite poetic too...

    • @benjaminfarman3137
      @benjaminfarman3137 5 лет назад +4

      @@cheesy6137 oddly enough I really enjoyed it, it was like an arena based overwatch

    • @jamesalexander5559
      @jamesalexander5559 5 лет назад +29

      @@benjaminfarman3137 That was the exact issue for the game. It had a solid team of industry veterans like the creator of Gears of War. The the thing that hurt it was that Overwatch launched while it was being made and by the time they showed it off people wouldn't stop calling it an Overwatch clone despite it being different and despite it being in development before Overwatch was announced.

    • @benjaminfarman3137
      @benjaminfarman3137 5 лет назад +1

      @@jamesalexander5559 yeah, I know what the problem was, I was there to watch it all happen

  • @VanessaMagick
    @VanessaMagick 5 лет назад +288

    I love how even in people talking in depth about Valve's history nobody remembers Richochet.

    • @kuroinekonya
      @kuroinekonya 5 лет назад +4

      I know, its like only some of us remember

    • @Videogamer96_
      @Videogamer96_ 5 лет назад +38

      A true Artifact of Valve

    • @tropical5135
      @tropical5135 5 лет назад +1

      That super hot spin off?

    • @spoopyd.8910
      @spoopyd.8910 5 лет назад +5

      That was the shit when me and friends got tired of quake.

    • @vriskamoder
      @vriskamoder 5 лет назад +1

      I can proudly call myself a true gamer. I own this game.

  • @cedarwyrm2101
    @cedarwyrm2101 3 года назад +64

    I would like to point out that TF2's concurrent player count has doubled since the release of this video.

  • @xandon24
    @xandon24 5 лет назад +355

    I'm just calling it now, we're shitting on Artifact now, but in like 10 years or something I can see there being a video about "The hidden gem of Valve that is Artifact" or "The under-appreciated Valve gem" or something along those lines. Definitely "Gem" in there somewhere. Now weather it's legit or satire...

    • @RD210
      @RD210 5 лет назад +9

      No..

    • @LeLuizFelippe
      @LeLuizFelippe 5 лет назад +8

      Yea no

    • @rubyjakewillton
      @rubyjakewillton 5 лет назад +13

      bold of you to assume we will survive 10 years from now

    • @samueloconner1482
      @samueloconner1482 5 лет назад +2

      Random Gmod Vids but if everyone forgets about it...

    • @RP-dy5mu
      @RP-dy5mu 5 лет назад

      That may be true, but it's not a gem if no one plays it because valve makes it cost money. People constantly overestimate how good their games are, and I don't understand why. Always these multiplayer games forcing a price upfront, then eventually go f2p when everything goes tits up and no one buys their game. Like ffs, it's a MP game, you should make sure you have a good playerbase. It's basically not salvagable at this point.

  • @TylerMcVicker1
    @TylerMcVicker1 5 лет назад +393

    The story of Artifact's dev cycle is depressing, the death of the game was almost entirely based on the monetization and terrible first impression. More than anything else, Artifact proved that when left unchecked for over a decade, a company like Valve can become so incredibly out of touch that they became convinced they knew what their audience wanted, more than the audience itself.
    The game was rushed due to pressures from Garfield & Newell, the game was lied about in the lead up marking provided by Newell himself, and most importantly, Garfield demanded the monetization strategy above all else. Richard and his longtime creative partner were fired from Valve shortly after the game's launch. The game's director, Brandon Rhienhert is reportedly still working on retooling the game for a 2.0 launch sometime in 2020.
    I personally disagree with the sentiment that the game wasn't fun overall. I understand how my obvious personal bias would make such a claim laughable, but as one of those remaining 100 players, I still do wish for something to be reborn out of the basic structure built by Valve through over four years. The story of the game's original pitch, development, announcement, hype cycle, launch, and death is far more nuanced and detailed then Charlie is illustrating here, and it deserves to be told soon.

    • @thiccybliccy7419
      @thiccybliccy7419 5 лет назад +4

      Funny seeing you here

    • @DeSinc
      @DeSinc 5 лет назад +72

      I would like to see a whole world successfully built around it because having more games in the ecosystem roping more fans of more broad genres in is probably a good thing if done well, but at the same time I'm just so sick of card games I can't be bothered caring. part of me feels like they deserved it for thinking anyone wanted a damn card game. I'm probably just feeling vindictive though

    • @AkinaJVS
      @AkinaJVS 5 лет назад

      @@DeSinc hi desinc

    • @xweert711
      @xweert711 5 лет назад +15

      @@DeSinc My opinion on the situation is exactly this. Nobody wanted it. Nobody has much interest in it. I'm not a big fan of card games and i'm definitely not going to spend $20 on one. If it was free, then maybe, it's why I tried out Gwent, and it was fun for a bit. But there's just no way i'd spend $20 on Artifact, regardless of if it got better or not.

    • @QT-Sei
      @QT-Sei 5 лет назад +4

      I *really* liked artifact. I still do. It is my favorite card game out of all of the ones I have tried. I didn't know much about it up until the month before it released , but I learned the story gradually and gradually became more disappointed with how the game was handled behind the scenes. I'm sure Garfield had some good influence on the project, but even some rando like me can tell you trying to spoonfeed a game to the Dota2 community that is majority non-free, with an entrance fee, isn't that great of an idea. Look how popular Underlords is for contrast, even though it's a totally different genre from either Dota or Artifact, plenty of people I know that like Dota casually put time into Underlords just because it's free.
      Big fan of Tyler and patient to see anything he can bring to light regarding Artifact.

  • @Batmagoo
    @Batmagoo 5 лет назад +265

    Won this game in a giveaway, sold all the cards to buy dota hats, 10/10 Gabe still got my money

  • @alyxlynch1981
    @alyxlynch1981 4 года назад +87

    "buy to pay to play" sounds a whole lot like that latest The Culling

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 3 года назад +2

      That one is just straight up horrible lmao

  • @NicksNameGoesHere
    @NicksNameGoesHere 5 лет назад +545

    "Their worst game is their most recent"
    Imagine unironically not even mentioning Ricochet

    • @shitocodone8940
      @shitocodone8940 5 лет назад +15

      Kash that’s a 1st party half life mod tho

    • @FalcoMoment
      @FalcoMoment 5 лет назад +15

      Ricochet 2 when? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @ducciboi
      @ducciboi 5 лет назад +40

      Ricochet actually looks pretty decent actually. It's hard to consider it one of their games since it's more like a Half Life Deathmatch mod than a full fledged game.

    • @makelelemakelele
      @makelelemakelele 5 лет назад +34

      Ricochet was pretty fun actually and took a fair amount of skill to master

    • @soggybreadman4035
      @soggybreadman4035 5 лет назад +20

      @@makelelemakelele
      I agree, Ricochet wasn't that bad.
      It's a shame nobody ever game it the time of day though.

  • @rikiishitoru8885
    @rikiishitoru8885 5 лет назад +482

    Valve can only redeem itself by releasing Half Life 3

    • @Xylkamela4ter
      @Xylkamela4ter 5 лет назад +40

      And portal

    • @michaellakins8087
      @michaellakins8087 5 лет назад +17

      And making A slipknot game

    • @homesteader14
      @homesteader14 5 лет назад +21

      only a new orange box would redeem them

    • @USAFreewayROTF
      @USAFreewayROTF 5 лет назад +27

      @@homesteader14 I don't see TF2 making a new upgrade anytime soon. But I definately want a Half-Life 3, Portal 3, and L4D3.

    • @zwan6740
      @zwan6740 5 лет назад +34

      Or they could release an innovative, great original game.

  • @Zanytiger6
    @Zanytiger6 5 лет назад +61

    The reaction to Artifact is very similar sounding to the sound that plays when you get a stalemate in TF2

  • @DR1NK
    @DR1NK 3 года назад +6

    8:14 *This didn't age that well.*

  • @sigggee
    @sigggee 5 лет назад +430

    Thats why you should play TF2, kids.

    • @transcommiegrindfreak
      @transcommiegrindfreak 4 года назад +12

      Indeed

    • @balls582
      @balls582 4 года назад +2

      Shut up noob you play pong

    • @transcommiegrindfreak
      @transcommiegrindfreak 4 года назад +12

      jotaro kujo tf2 is a good game though

    • @Meme_Knight
      @Meme_Knight 4 года назад +12

      @@transcommiegrindfreak great game, just wish they made an update apart from the christmas packs

    • @sierraapples8099
      @sierraapples8099 4 года назад

      @@balls582 artifact is more like is solitare to me

  • @celavomudo1790
    @celavomudo1790 5 лет назад +340

    And yet they have 2 and a half developers at the valve hq working on tf2 like it's a dead game

    • @prop3297
      @prop3297 5 лет назад +76

      JayGeeTriple6 BRUH WHAT

    • @zacharymike2543
      @zacharymike2543 5 лет назад +64

      @@Vorniforous did you see the numbers tf2 has more than double playing

    • @beanking3426
      @beanking3426 5 лет назад +105

      JayGeeTriple6 Bad bait

    • @thiccybliccy7419
      @thiccybliccy7419 5 лет назад +24

      Bruh no fucking one is working on tf2 at all there is 2 people who work there right now the game is far from dead and is doing really well but the amount of people working on tf2 is a joke because valve has everyone's ass working on other shit instead of working on there important titles

    • @glick7192
      @glick7192 5 лет назад +21

      @@Vorniforous Where the hell did you get millions from?From what i know people only play paladins when they cant afford Overwatch.It isn't even that good

  • @demondsofdogtown
    @demondsofdogtown 5 лет назад +94

    I thought Artifact was a game where you watch porn and End Game.

  • @letsplayit3227
    @letsplayit3227 4 года назад +56

    Penguinz0: says valve
    Me: 🍆🌋

  • @zmslayer69
    @zmslayer69 5 лет назад +144

    5:37 "The most powerful card is credit card". LMAO

  • @carlosfred8673
    @carlosfred8673 5 лет назад +145

    The tragedy is that Artifact was actually fun to play in my opinion, but the monetization and marketing was pure poison.
    Almost everything was mishandled.

    • @TripleMasterA
      @TripleMasterA 5 лет назад +5

      No. It's because it wasn't fun at all. The entire collection of artifact cards right now is like £15 and nobody is clamouring to play it because it is boring and frustrating RNG trash.

    • @aivreescend7945
      @aivreescend7945 5 лет назад

      @@AdamSandlerFan because in card game, getting and collecting the damn cards is the core mechanics of the game and the reason why you play. If it's not fun in that department then it's not fun overall, like everyone thinks. Thus it's not misleading, the mistake is too deep and grave.

    • @jonathonweiss6936
      @jonathonweiss6936 5 лет назад +3

      I agree, core gameplay was strong. But, the creative mechanics weren't fleshed out (they assumed they'd get an expansion), and they didn't have a grind to keep people in the game. Which was beyond fucking stupid. Which is a damn shame, because the tournaments that did exist for Artifact, once you got a sense of what was going on, had a lot of skill and seemed to have solved a lot of the competitive problems that have plagued Hearthstone.
      No one talks about the ability to create free tournaments. Ah, but it deserves to die. The monetization was embarrassing. Valve got too greedy and killed their own polished and well done game.

  • @Squeaky245
    @Squeaky245 5 лет назад +825

    "competitors such as Epic Game Store and Origin"
    lol

    • @GamingOS
      @GamingOS 5 лет назад +64

      I mean Epic is the only real competition Steam has, its still shit, but its competition. Services like Origin, battle.net, and the uplay store will never get the steam bucks, but epic is the only thing i could see really challenging steam.

    • @K4inan
      @K4inan 5 лет назад +105

      Epic launcher sucks balls.

    • @flufficornss
      @flufficornss 5 лет назад +37

      they are competitors not challengers

    • @FHD80057
      @FHD80057 5 лет назад +1

      GamingOS lol

    • @samueljonathan6101
      @samueljonathan6101 5 лет назад +11

      I wonder who uses origin, we all know who's using the Epic Games store it's streamers and cringy fortnite kids, but who remembers origin what's that used for.

  • @Jetsaturn0210
    @Jetsaturn0210 4 года назад +70

    hey, at least they made half-life alyx, and valve's also hinting at half-life 3. kinda

    • @evansshboxes7301
      @evansshboxes7301 4 года назад +8

      with how hl: alyx ended, i think its safe to say that its confirmed.

    • @Emperorhirohito19272
      @Emperorhirohito19272 4 года назад +2

      Ougabouga33 lol how did half life 2 episode 2 end again?

    • @popsicIes
      @popsicIes 4 года назад

      @@Emperorhirohito19272 with a bang

    • @cacacola7223
      @cacacola7223 4 года назад +2

      @@Emperorhirohito19272 eli vance was killed by an advisor and it just ends there

    • @lolstuffenjoy9880
      @lolstuffenjoy9880 3 года назад

      @@cacacola7223 that worm thing

  • @AliceElicDeux
    @AliceElicDeux 5 лет назад +184

    Thanks for the video. Quite informative. All of us 6,000+ hours tf2 players are in the dirt now and have been since 2014. Thanks for shedding a light critikal

    • @haii7760
      @haii7760 5 лет назад +4

      I wasted 8k hours on a dead game ;(

    • @sawg1261
      @sawg1261 5 лет назад +22

      @@haii7760 "dead"

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 5 лет назад +22

      Megu games not dead. 12 years strong baby!

    • @foxtrot7376
      @foxtrot7376 5 лет назад +13

      At least scream fortress is coming in a month. It’s probably not going to have anything valve made and just community stuff, but it’s still fun.

    • @foxtrot7376
      @foxtrot7376 5 лет назад +2

      A Very Dangerous Potato Hopefully sometime soon. We’re nearly at 2 years since jungle inferno.

  • @SomeJustice19k
    @SomeJustice19k 5 лет назад +81

    Their most shameful disaster is not releasing a new Left 4 Dead in over a DECADE!!

    • @Sullisk
      @Sullisk 4 года назад +1

      Indeed

    • @unusualgoofball
      @unusualgoofball 4 года назад

      But of course

    • @blehh_mae
      @blehh_mae 4 года назад +3

      left for dead is not their game. they didnt make it. turtle rock studios did, and TRS is making a new game called 'back 4 blood'

    • @asapholdup2839
      @asapholdup2839 3 года назад

      World war z isn’t bad at all

    • @facemcshooty6602
      @facemcshooty6602 3 года назад

      umm well, this. i dont think it needs other game just some updates

  • @prideer968
    @prideer968 5 лет назад +172

    Imagine the people spazzing thinking about half life 3

    • @dannass5
      @dannass5 5 лет назад +25

      It genuinely made me depressed for a week. Fuck valve

    • @wrgtrey3
      @wrgtrey3 5 лет назад +14

      It actually made extremely sad I was like valve?! New game?! Then this shit

    • @johndoe5432
      @johndoe5432 5 лет назад +21

      I grew up with Half Life, I distinctly remember 14 year old me being so excited for Episode 3... the years passed... and then at fucking age 25 they announce a goddamn card game. It was genuinely the most angry I've ever been over anything vidya related.

    • @mustangthings
      @mustangthings 5 лет назад +2

      It could have been any existing Valve game with a 3 at the end and it would have been awesome. Portal 3 or DOTA 3? Sign me up. Do not sign me up for some bullshit pay to win virtual card game.

    • @Jackboy019
      @Jackboy019 5 лет назад +1

      I was genuinely angered. Literally a trilogy of any of their previous titles would have made fucking bank but no just they wanted an easy loot box cash-grab.

  • @warpey5632
    @warpey5632 3 года назад +21

    Penguinz0: Team Fortress 2
    TF2 players: *_DISPENSIN' AN ERECTION!_*

  • @SomeGuyArchivist
    @SomeGuyArchivist 5 лет назад +21

    Fun fact: Valve laid off Richard Garfield. He has nothing to do with artifact now.

  • @wingtyger6096
    @wingtyger6096 5 лет назад +66

    Is that a motherfukin TF2 reference?

  • @Mixomin
    @Mixomin 5 лет назад +392

    "Team Fortress 2 has its own economy"
    *Had.*

    • @boyo.s
      @boyo.s 5 лет назад +192

      Tf2 was also the first game in history to suffer an economic depression

    • @TheBlueboyRuhan
      @TheBlueboyRuhan 5 лет назад +116

      I see you're referring to the crate depression of 2019

    • @dofima1729
      @dofima1729 5 лет назад +16

      Has

    • @handsomejack8797
      @handsomejack8797 5 лет назад +43

      @@TheBlueboyRuhan Don't think that was the first one. When I first joined TF2, earbuds were worth 35 keys. Now they're worth like 5 bucks on the community market.

    • @TheBlueboyRuhan
      @TheBlueboyRuhan 5 лет назад +8

      @@handsomejack8797 That's not the first crate depression of 2019 silly
      The first crate depression of 2019 happened in 2019

  • @れいい-q2m
    @れいい-q2m 3 года назад +21

    “Dota dota counter strike”

  • @AdrianCuyubambaDiaz
    @AdrianCuyubambaDiaz 5 лет назад +136

    Alien Swarm is 1,000,000 times better than Artifact

    • @AdrianCuyubambaDiaz
      @AdrianCuyubambaDiaz 5 лет назад +4

      Chris Season Agree, wish Valve did something to boost its player base

    • @mk-ue9hn
      @mk-ue9hn 5 лет назад +2

      The statement is true *everyone liked it*

  • @danodden9783
    @danodden9783 5 лет назад +89

    Yikes. CS:GO peaked at 850k concurrent players at one point. Man Artifact is trash.

  • @MysticCouchPotato
    @MysticCouchPotato 5 лет назад +116

    Thank you Artifact. Without you, I wouldn’t have been able to watch Itidaki Seieki on Twitch

    • @Moonking7
      @Moonking7 5 лет назад +6

      Why do i know what that is, but hella

    • @supermemio8008
      @supermemio8008 5 лет назад +4

      @@Moonking7 It's hentai

    • @Moonking7
      @Moonking7 5 лет назад +2

      @@supermemio8008 i knew that lol, but to think others knew about it too lmao

    • @FyerBear
      @FyerBear 5 лет назад +9

      Fuck. I am ashamed to know exactly what that is and also ashamed of my boner

    • @SenseiBrute
      @SenseiBrute 5 лет назад

      From to artifacts into itidaki seieki

  • @mirraisnow6050
    @mirraisnow6050 4 года назад +106

    If valve made a tf2 gameplay update, they'd be printing cash. Look at tf2, its immortal!

    • @glacier_10_years_ago
      @glacier_10_years_ago 3 года назад +12

      140,000 last month!!! incredible for a 13 year old game.

    • @tenderandmoist5011
      @tenderandmoist5011 3 года назад +7

      I swear to god all they need to do is to make Sniper move 1% faster and the community will cream their pants

    • @nihili4196
      @nihili4196 3 года назад +3

      Or make fish go all class. Let's call it "Fish update"
      It introduces six new weapons: Fish for soldier, fish for demo, fish for heavy, fish for pyro, fish for medic and fish for sniper.

  • @MemeLordCthulhu
    @MemeLordCthulhu 5 лет назад +40

    Valve, please nerf the tf2 economy. I need cheap unusuals.

    • @techieswew
      @techieswew 4 года назад

      m

    • @s942
      @s942 4 года назад +1

      Damn they must’ve seen this comment

    • @sanni8387
      @sanni8387 4 года назад +1

      n o

  • @toofle
    @toofle 5 лет назад +57

    Oh, I touch you where talking about Ricochet at start, but Ricochet is actually better than Artifuct, that's the current state of Valve

  • @Bebe-fq8yb
    @Bebe-fq8yb 5 лет назад +217

    Tf2 is best game. Shame valve forgot it exists

    • @Steakout12GA_Primary_when
      @Steakout12GA_Primary_when 5 лет назад

      Bebe it’s not they forget. See devs can choose what game they wish to work on they can straight up leave one department work on CSGO and then work on tf2 5 years later. Valve feels if they force devs into working on a game not quality content will be made

    • @Merido
      @Merido 5 лет назад +8

      @@Steakout12GA_Primary_when I remember that manual from like 10 years ago. I'm curious how the culture is looking there now, and what the game developers are doing

    • @ducciboi
      @ducciboi 5 лет назад +13

      @@Merido From what I heard pretty disorganized and filled with high school drama. Instead of having a director or manager everyone shows their work to 10 people for each game that decide what goes in and those 10 people don't even communicate with each other. At this point it's pretty evident this business practice isn't very effective at getting anything done.

    • @Bebe-fq8yb
      @Bebe-fq8yb 5 лет назад +14

      @Pr3dator2556 yeah but at the same time no content is made. I understand that devs can choose what to work on but at the same time, valve considers tf2 to be a low priority project to work on. This means that usually TFteam members are constantly moving out of the office to help on other teams but not the other way. This then means 3 days worth of work is done in 3 weeks.
      Valve is also completely radio silent with tf2, never communicating at all with the community despite the constant pleading. A blog post every month or so saying ‘Hey we’re still here!’ would be great and doesn’t take much effort. Valve have gone on to say however that if support cut for tf2 they would not tell the community leaving them in limbo waiting for an update so it is very worrying. They also could add some small content updates inbetween major updates with cosmetics and maps from the community yet we’ve only got 3 cases of cosmetics since Christmas 2017, and they aren’t even valve made. It’s been almost 2 years since a major content update, that is not good for an online multiplayer game.
      They probably haven’t forgotten, but it is clear that valve (not the TFteam) just do not care about tf2

    • @DatGrunt
      @DatGrunt 5 лет назад +6

      @@Bebe-fq8yb Dude...they supported that game for over 10 years. Jesus christ. Almost no games get supported that long.

  • @OriginalAwsm
    @OriginalAwsm 3 года назад +13

    Hearing him talk about TF2 puts a big smile on my face

  • @KrypandeNej1
    @KrypandeNej1 5 лет назад +174

    Last time I was this early Valve published games

  • @incription
    @incription 5 лет назад +82

    You should talk about the fact that some games on roblox have 100k concurrent viewers (sometimes 200k, I’ve seen it)

    • @garymcginnis8511
      @garymcginnis8511 5 лет назад +6

      I miss the days when I was stunned to see a game with 100 players. RIP a game I once loved

    • @burgersontoast
      @burgersontoast 5 лет назад

      Any games over 50k concurrent players is botted.

    • @incription
      @incription 5 лет назад +1

      Calvin C evidence/proof?

  • @CsubAzUrmedve
    @CsubAzUrmedve 5 лет назад +4

    The main problem was no one asked for this game. No one expected this from Valve, who made a lot of excellent shooters. There is DOTA, there is Hearthstone, who needed this game?
    Just imagine if they continue one of their old series instead...

    • @Seekay37
      @Seekay37 5 лет назад +4

      I get what you're trying to say, but "no one asked for it" isn't really a good argument. No one asked for Portal, yet people loved it. No one asked for Left 4 Dead, but people loved it. No one asked for Dota 2, etc. You get my point.

    • @CsubAzUrmedve
      @CsubAzUrmedve 5 лет назад +3

      @@Seekay37
      Yeah that is true. Let's just say not many people reacted to those games' announcement the way they did with Artifact's.

  • @ComicalConqueror
    @ComicalConqueror 3 года назад +7

    Why was artifact not f2p to begin with? was there ever an explanation for that??

  • @e3.14c4
    @e3.14c4 5 лет назад +69

    OMG the artifact logo has three lambdas seperating the pieces of the logo itself. Valve counted to three without counting 1 and 2 first, no wonder it failed.

    • @JeSuisMrCraft
      @JeSuisMrCraft 3 года назад +2

      Nah it resembles the fekking illuminati

    • @e3.14c4
      @e3.14c4 3 года назад +2

      @@JeSuisMrCraft Seems legit

  • @antoniogooseman9637
    @antoniogooseman9637 5 лет назад +144

    Still waiting for THE FALL OF HENTAI HAVEN EXPLAINED.

    • @radagoon1
      @radagoon1 5 лет назад

      How much do you spend watching hentai?

    • @noivern666
      @noivern666 5 лет назад

      *Fur Suit*

    • @partyblook7699
      @partyblook7699 5 лет назад

      Yes

    • @serlaz174
      @serlaz174 5 лет назад +3

      I remember back in like 2015 when you could read naughty manga without paying... the moment they implemented the pay 2 even get on the website model I absolutely dipped. nhentai .net is a great substitute, for anyone looking to fill the void and haven't heard of it.

  • @SplitMaw
    @SplitMaw 5 лет назад +12

    As a fan of Valve and their games, I can say with full honesty I had never even heard of Artifact existing.
    EDIT: OHHHH, it was the thing that got booed at the expo!! So yeah, I heard of it briefly. I lied.

  • @kidsyx
    @kidsyx 2 года назад +6

    why doesnt Charlie do vids like this more often? The editing was 👌

  • @sulphurous2656
    @sulphurous2656 5 лет назад +47

    Then they fired everyone who worked on Artifact.

    • @sanni8387
      @sanni8387 4 года назад +5

      The end

    • @nazarenomilohanich4883
      @nazarenomilohanich4883 4 года назад +12

      I know this is old, but still... No they didn't lol, they just moved to other projects, some are even still trying to rework the game. The only one fired was the bald dude creator of magic, and he wasn't really a Valve employee to begin with, he was just cooperating with them

    • @sanni8387
      @sanni8387 4 года назад +6

      @@nazarenomilohanich4883 he was just joking but thx for the info

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 4 года назад +5

      every game valve makes is trying to change something about gaming
      half life made a fully interactive physics shooter, tf made class shooters, portal made puzzles, l4d made zombie shooters, the list goes on
      but artifact was meant to change card gaming, and of course, that failed

    • @facemcshooty6602
      @facemcshooty6602 3 года назад

      they send everyone to work on dota as always

  • @AshMLP
    @AshMLP 5 лет назад +23

    Hey Charlie im really enjoying these types of videos and I just wanted to say keep it up. Love u man, hope u have a good day.

  • @justthekrys7811
    @justthekrys7811 5 лет назад +17

    Saw TF2 in the thumbnail and instantly clicked and then liked... enough said

  • @PaladinGuy
    @PaladinGuy 3 года назад +11

    Artifact was the original "Is this an early April Fool's Joke?" announcement moment.

  • @Firefight_
    @Firefight_ 2 года назад +3

    So weird, seeing Charlie’s older, cartoonish style.

  • @capnam_12
    @capnam_12 5 лет назад +166

    *_Tf2 is the best. You won't change my mind_*

    • @gaunterodimm4884
      @gaunterodimm4884 5 лет назад +3

      Wanting to ass fuck Widowmaker is where it's at my bois

    • @lauridscm1
      @lauridscm1 5 лет назад +15

      @@gaunterodimm4884 you can do that without launching ow

    • @jahvahn5186
      @jahvahn5186 5 лет назад +1

      Seth lmao

    • @Videogamer96_
      @Videogamer96_ 5 лет назад

      Portal

    • @hal900x
      @hal900x 5 лет назад

      TF Classic was the best. You won't change my mind.

  • @thechugg4372
    @thechugg4372 5 лет назад +102

    "they can never beat artifact'
    Valve: "Portal Bridge Simulator"

    • @BurkinaFaso69
      @BurkinaFaso69 5 лет назад +25

      Isn't Portal Bridge Simulator just a fine small game?

    • @thechugg4372
      @thechugg4372 5 лет назад

      @@BurkinaFaso69 isn't artifact a nice small game?

    • @Problematist
      @Problematist 5 лет назад +31

      It's not even made by Valve. If we're talking IP licensing you can't forget Hunt Down the Freeman.

    • @Cloneman-ic9rx
      @Cloneman-ic9rx 5 лет назад +3

      @@thechugg4372 Not really, considering how much it was hyped and how Valve didn't even make portal bridge, they just let someone else use the portal licensing for it

    • @cactuscoe9096
      @cactuscoe9096 5 лет назад +3

      The Bridge Constructor games are usually great, I recommend them

  • @stanleypeddle9991
    @stanleypeddle9991 4 года назад +11

    The problem with it is its a DOTA card game. Dota players can only play Dota its heroine in game form.

  • @wisdomax2891
    @wisdomax2891 4 года назад +58

    when you said "there's one game in their entire catalog that absolutely flopped and ate some fattest shit" i was repeating in my mind please dont say tf2 sooo my life is kind of sad

    • @gamegy6166
      @gamegy6166 3 года назад +4

      i don't agree with the comment but I agree with the name

    • @emingmann1400
      @emingmann1400 3 года назад +1

      the fuck you mean flopped and ate shit

  • @m4rcy126
    @m4rcy126 4 года назад +15

    Me: Artifact was such a bad game
    Time Traveller: Artifact 1 or 2?
    Me: Artifact what now

  • @joshsg6525
    @joshsg6525 3 года назад +3

    That cyberpunk bit didn't age well

  • @soosenbinder8536
    @soosenbinder8536 3 года назад +2

    that cyberpunk announcement clip didn't age that well

  • @NPC-1776
    @NPC-1776 4 года назад +113

    In 2020: Half-Life: Alyx

    • @notxewpuff8774
      @notxewpuff8774 4 года назад +7

      hopefully halflife Alyx isn't going to pull an Artifact

    • @T-MOTH
      @T-MOTH 4 года назад +1

      PK Clan it looks great

    • @taco8077
      @taco8077 4 года назад +13

      A single VR game won't solve all of VALVe's problems.
      TF2 will still slowly dying due to cheaters and lack of attention and updates. Unless VALVe or the TFTeam get their shit together and start doing something, ANYTHING for the game and its community (which it won't happen lol)
      The L4D franchise is still being ignored (as always) by VALVe and the only reason the SECOND game is still alive its 'cause of the workshop creators.
      Artifact was nothing but a trash cash grab """game""" and an insult to VALVe's fans. And legitimately if you think differently (and as douchey or egotistical as I may sound) you must be either stupid or you must love getting pummeled in the ass by microtransactions.
      And Half-Life: Alyx isn't Half-Life 3.
      In conclusion, making proper games again is a good step in the right direction for VALVe, but it will be a really long way for them to even redeem themselves, not only redeem to its fans but as a video game company as a whole.

    • @crazynacho9675
      @crazynacho9675 4 года назад +11

      @@taco8077 you're a real optimist arent you

    • @taco8077
      @taco8077 4 года назад +8

      @@crazynacho9675 I'm just being realistic here, c'mon.

  • @JakeXanimations
    @JakeXanimations 5 лет назад +19

    Liking the editing at the moment Charlie. Less face cam exposition stuff and you are providing visuals to help explain your stuff. :D

    • @amirrelevant155
      @amirrelevant155 5 лет назад +4

      Am pretty sure Charlie had the person who edits moist meter edit this, Charlie always says that he is dogshit at editing

    • @JakeXanimations
      @JakeXanimations 5 лет назад +1

      @@amirrelevant155 fair enough

  • @keatonwastaken
    @keatonwastaken 5 лет назад +11

    In the Artifact Twitch stream times, i got to watch Tokyo Drift and Endgame in their entirety with the chat, it was geniunely a great experience and made me wish it actually was a thing.

  • @The_Horizon
    @The_Horizon 3 года назад +2

    it was p2w thats why

    • @eruick047
      @eruick047 3 года назад

      the only p2w game allowed is minecraft servers ammirte?