@@meh2510 had that happen to me at my garage i own and run, women refused to pay for a new exhaust, and goes "i can call the owner right now and have them fire you" and i just casually go "i own this place" i then i lifted hte car back up on the lift and proceeded to take the exhaust off, she calls the police, i explain about refusal to pay and that im entitled to reclaim my property, bitch ended up having to pay me for the work, and for putting it on after i took it off again, double pay day
@@realaccount3887 yup, thankfully in my area, the law protects business services like mine, her face when i said "i own this place" bloody priceless, she looked as if she just said the n word in harlem
I sense disturbance in the Force. The dark cloud of Karen approaches with haste. Also, I love how Vader was annoyed and not shocked that Karen is alive after he just decapitated her months ago. episode 3: HOW IS SHE STILL ALIVE!?! 10:35 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
As a retail store manager I can confirm this is beyond 100% accurate.after the third snarky comment I usually just say something smartass and insulting causing my cashier's and other customers to laugh at the Karen.
Episode 1: the phantom Karen Episode 2: attack of the Karen's Episode 3: revenge of the manager Episode 4: a new complaint Episode 5: the manager strikes back Episode 6: return of the Karen's Episode 7: the karen awakens Episode 8: the last manager Episode 9: rise of the managers
The Karen menace The attack of the Karen’s Revenge of the Karen A new Karen The Karen strikes back Return of the Karen The Karen awakens The last Karen The rise of Karen Sub genre: The Karen wars tv show The karenlorian
How did you know I was a Karen? I saw your cell phone. Only a Karen carries that kind of weapon. Well, maybe I killed a Karen and took it. That’s impossible. NOBODY can kill a Karen. If only that were true.
The moment she said "I want to see your manager!" I couldn't help but think "It better be Vader!" The moment I heard his iconic breathing sound, I knew she was in trouble! When she wanted to see *his* manager, I knew she was in *deep* trouble!
I have to say, this made my morning. Considering Vader had to deal with Admiral Ozzel and other arrogant fools like him on a regular basis, I always imagined how he could handle a Karen and I was not disappointed. Between Vader Palpatine and Fett, all 3 were pretty creative in their "removals" of Karen. Well done!
This is the most quality video I've every seen! This is life-changing, and it shows me & my family how to deal with karens! Thank you for making this video! This is a blessing from the lord!
@@tinopimentel5734 Boba: *After shooting Karen.* I've still got it! Storm Trooper: Nice shot! Plus, that was like perfect timing! Boba: Did you really not remember who she was? Storm Trooper: Phhf! I knew *exactly* who she was! Which is exactly why I knew it wasn't gonna go well, so I figured "Hey! I might as well have fun!" Oh, and it's good to see you back! Boba: Good to be back! Also.....Somebody puked over by the rocket launchers! Go get a mop and a bucket!
So there are two stores in the entire world Edit 1: (I get the joke but you know, rule of two) Edit 2: (Wait there could be more because the Sith of the past)
Would certainly make every customer in the world very, VERY well behaved... at least those who survive. "Survival of the fittest" (which is very, VERY Sith) doesn´t mean survival of the strongest, but of the best adapted ! So. in this case, the least dumb and insolent. I dig it +insert evil laughter+
@@leonrobinson8180 Did 10 years in the military if that counts. I see no reason for anyone with any real strength to wish this upon someone this weak, or to take pleasure from the sound of a woman being tortured. Worse yet, she actually had real claim on them, or he wouldn't have deleted the video. You're all just kind of, not very healthy. Something I've noticed in this sector.
@@Vespyr_ Get off your high horse. No one's gonna actually hurt anyone in the real world. Plus how does the military compare to the service industry (e.g. retail or fast food)?
@@shakes268 If i remember correctly she is a machine gunner if she was a higher rank she would have had blue or red badge at least according to jedi knight games
i just saw this series so im reading replies now..the orange shoulder signifies squad leader..if u watch the movie where they were on Tatooine u would see one there leading,
'Live, laugh, love' It is written that the first ever Karen had these very words plastered on the wall of her cave, These sacred words of the Karensapiens have been passed down year to year, decade to decade, century to century, It is a rite of passage for the Karen species to have these words written at least once in the most visited room of their residents, Many have tried to stop the rise of the Karen and failed, so long as these words survive, the Karen's will remain strong. It is said that one day, a manager named Rowan will smite down all of the great Karen race, I fear that day may not come soon enough...
Imagine if the entire empirial army was Karens and Kyles and now imagine their helmets would be hackable. You could just load an audio translator in one or a few helmets and make everything that these troopers say sound like they're speaking spanish or something. The oh so great army would tear itself apart trying to find the 'imposter'
Dude why did it take me so long to find this channel it's so hilarious. I appreciate the detailed lines between the emperor and the Karen 😂it made me laugh so much. Please keep making content!
This is my new favorite story of ALL TIME. It's really hard to imagine anything more satisfying to watch. Yeah, I said it! Uh huh! Screwww youuu, KAREN!!!
As someone who has both worked in retail and watched Star Wars, I can honestly say this is the most satisfying video the internet has ever produced. Perhaps Darth Vader should have said "strike me down with all of your hatred, and claim your refund" but he already used that line in Chad Vader.
Surviving lightsaber attacks and Force lightning - sooo, being a Karen is the true power of the Dark Side all along? With how vile Karens are, it makes sense I guess😂
Karen is at the store again and complaining to the clerk. Karen "I want to see your manager right now!" Clerk: "Where's the rebels when you need them." Sees the proton torpedoes heading for the reactor. Clerk: "Thank you."
How many times is Karen going to come back after being beaten down?! She took a lightsaber to the head, electroshocks and more lightsaber attacks and being shot! (Now das a lot of damage
Which Karen episode is your favorite?
Yes!
3 because its too accurate
@@neonfighter0748 Sure!
@@neonfighter0748 yes
The second. The whole Emperor talking to her is hilarious 😂
“I find you lack of decency disturbing”
-Vader
your*
Thanks master chief. Very cool.
@@sxi-h7m lol I only realized now XD
Good times :)
“It is pointless to persist”
-Vader to Karen😂
She will get all of them! And not just the manager, but the womanager and the childager too!
She treats them like animals! When she doesn't get a refund it's outrageous and unfair!
what about teenagerager
She can’t shoot
@@FireCrackerBabyEight Uhmmmm. What?
@@FireCrackerBabyEight oh...
This is a better written series then the last three Star Wars films
...and far more consistent
Fr
Yeassss!
@@Ascending11 one dude isn’t really gonna cut it, the whole community likes ep 1-3 4-6
Not a high bar.
“ I’ve been shopping here for years”
“ we’ve been open for 6 months”
That is a very real thing
That and I know/am married to the owner, when they don't/aren't.
@@meh2510 had that happen to me at my garage i own and run, women refused to pay for a new exhaust, and goes "i can call the owner right now and have them fire you" and i just casually go "i own this place" i then i lifted hte car back up on the lift and proceeded to take the exhaust off, she calls the police, i explain about refusal to pay and that im entitled to reclaim my property, bitch ended up having to pay me for the work, and for putting it on after i took it off again, double pay day
@@bigfrankfraser1391 deserved
@@realaccount3887 yup, thankfully in my area, the law protects business services like mine, her face when i said "i own this place" bloody priceless, she looked as if she just said the n word in harlem
Liz is really good at voice acting Karen absolutely nailed the attitude
True
Agreed
Probability that their name is Karen is over 9000
Yes
Yeah thats true
I sense disturbance in the Force. The dark cloud of Karen approaches with haste.
Also, I love how Vader was annoyed and not shocked that Karen is alive after he just decapitated her months ago.
episode 3: HOW IS SHE STILL ALIVE!?!
10:35 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
"No shoes, no shirt, no Karens" (8:08)
Nice.
Thanks for saving me the trouble of translating it 👌
How did you translate that, C-3PO?
It took me a while to decipher that, and I read Aurebesh. I just can't write it yet, which is probably why I'm not 100% fluent in reading Aurebesh.
Halo Weapons on the wall too!
@@Robert_Douglass I wish we could speak it :((
When Vader walked out as the manager and said "what seems to be the problem" I died 🤣
Ahh yes me too😆
So did Karen. hahaha!
@CyanForest Nobody expected the Manager to be Vader
I had Chad Vader flash backs
Return of Karen the Stormtrooper reminds me of Return of the Jedi when Luke meets the Emperor.
"No stop... let me in on that" 🤣
Bro 😂
"if Lord Vader cut off your head, then you probably deserved it."
Me: that's actually pretty sound reasoning, if you think about it.
Also, *HOW ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE RIGHT NOW?!*
@@linda-0587
The bitch side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be.....annoying.
Aye, despite how he's portrayed in the films, he ain't gonna kill someone unless they deserve it
I can just imagine other Stormtroopers trying to shoot Karen but keep missing every shot!
If Lord Vader is irritated enough to do that specifically, empire or not, you deserved it.
"Vader cuts off a lot of people's heads so unless you're someone umportant I'm not going to remember you."
Why is that so funny?
Simply coz a karen's power is self bestowed and when you don't acknowledge it they can't handle it... cue high pitched freak out meltdown
It was the delivery.
"Umportant" is just one of those inherently funny words.
Do you mean important?
As a retail store manager I can confirm this is beyond 100% accurate.after the third snarky comment I usually just say something smartass and insulting causing my cashier's and other customers to laugh at the Karen.
there's something wrong with you or your store policies then if you can't just give her a refund after 1 week
@@tomcross3000 Where's the receipt?
@@dawnfire82 the store keeps them.
@@tomcross3000Karen confirmed
@calumdique6205 And you're gigachad btw
"How are you still alive?"
"The Karen side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural."
She just speaked to deaths manager
@@andrewphillips4681 im sorry but
spoke*
two words: High Ground (please don’t start a war in the comments because of this)
I think karen is a sith lord
Unnatural? I thought she could do everything and everything without any prior training like the most recent female lead.
Karen Storm Trooper : Your overconfidence is your weakness
Emperor Palplatine : Your faith in your followers is yours
Sadly true
I lost it when Vader walked up to the Emperor and said "Let me in on that'.
Episode 1: the phantom Karen
Episode 2: attack of the Karen's
Episode 3: revenge of the manager
Episode 4: a new complaint
Episode 5: the manager strikes back
Episode 6: return of the Karen's
Episode 7: the karen awakens
Episode 8: the last manager
Episode 9: rise of the managers
Karen: Fallen Managers.
@@IDK-lt5dl Karen Wars : The Bad Bitch
Knights of the old Karen karenlorian rough Karen a Karen wars story
And all the darth Karen comics
Karen Wars: Rogue Karen
Yes yes good good you have put the episodes in order this will be perfect
The Karen menace
The attack of the Karen’s
Revenge of the Karen
A new Karen
The Karen strikes back
Return of the Karen
The Karen awakens
The last Karen
The rise of Karen
Sub genre:
The Karen wars tv show
The karenlorian
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Your forgetting
Star Wars Karen's,
Social one a Karen story,
Karen, a Karen Story
The Bad Followers
I need these lol
Karen Squadron: A Star Wars Story
Lego Star Wars: The Karen Chronicles.
Karen: A Moving Target.
0:47 I like how the helmet smiles lol
"Her cellphone"
"Ahhh yes. A Karen's weapon."
How did you know I was a Karen?
I saw your cell phone. Only a Karen carries that kind of weapon.
Well, maybe I killed a Karen and took it.
That’s impossible. NOBODY can kill a Karen.
If only that were true.
Fax
"Was a boring conversation anyway"
How many times have I wished.....
“I want to see your manager!”
Priceless Karen.
When you realize a Karen's brain is literally a potato
And images full of herself.
Excuse me
@@filoo.1 u control the Karen’s, how could u
@@zwodderk ...
no, a potato has more iq that that
That's one hell of a voice for the emperor
he's honestly kind of hard to understand
They have the voices down.
Oof I just got my gun
@@carriepallardy4252 what?
Hey it's me but....not me
I love the face Larry made when Karen dropped her crutches was hilarious
The moment she said "I want to see your manager!" I couldn't help but think "It better be Vader!" The moment I heard his iconic breathing sound, I knew she was in trouble! When she wanted to see *his* manager, I knew she was in *deep* trouble!
what if she wanted to see palpatines manager
@@Vintenuthewizard hey plaugeis
I was expecting Vader to choke her though and not chop off the head. but cutting off the head made the other parts better
Now Karen feel how Jango felt when he got beheaded.
Chad to the rescue!
I have to say, this made my morning.
Considering Vader had to deal with Admiral Ozzel and other arrogant fools like him on a regular basis, I always imagined how he could handle a Karen and I was not disappointed. Between Vader Palpatine and Fett, all 3 were pretty creative in their "removals" of Karen. Well done!
@3:20 - YEAH!!! I have never been more proud of the dark side! LOL
I love Vader's quick and heavy breathing when Karen says she want's to see his manager.
GLORY TO ARSTOZKA!
“I want to see your manager”
“I am the manager”
Not yet
How does a stormtrooper not die when Vader cuts his head off. It must be immortal.
No! That's Impossible!!
@@peacefulman1523 The J. J. Abrams soft reboot is a pathway to disabilities considered by many to be.... silly.
"It's over, Anakaren! I have the high ground!"
"You underestimate my bitchiness!"
“NO STOP…..Let me in on that”. Best part ever
The one dislike is from the Karen stormtrooper
HAHAHA right!
LOL NICE ONE!
THERES ONLY ONE DISLIKE
Lol
Lol
Two things:
1: This was perfect
2: I loved how he put the assault rifle from Halo in the blaster shop
Wait I just noticed!
And some different Magnum variants
@@herrgeneralerwinrommel3728 Huh, didn't that. Nice eye
IKR
The "No shirt, No shoes, No service" sign in Galactic Standard is just perfect.
So is Chad Vader. 🤣
This may be a teaser indicating Karen will come back for a fourth episode. Nothing can kill her.
I hope it is.. although she's the most annoying thing ever (besides those people who activate heroes and hide the whole game)
Yes Karen's are unkillable
You’d think she would, you know, stick to her *guns.*
Yes
You're right Sonic the Hedgehog
Vader: "Stop"
Also Vader: "Lemme in on that"
Based Vader
Hilarious!
Funny AF, but I would have Vader force choke her to stifle her cries.
Even he can’t stand Karens.
I seriously spit my coke when he said that
I would do exactly what Vader did to tell them to stop and join them in the fight and continue
This is the most quality video I've every seen! This is life-changing, and it shows me & my family how to deal with karens! Thank you for making this video! This is a blessing from the lord!
I laughed so hard when Boba ("Assistant Manager") Walked in oh man I love this. Many flashbacks and nostalgia yes.
What did he say though? Couldn't understand through that thick helmet
@@tinopimentel5734
Boba: *After shooting Karen.* I've still got it!
Storm Trooper: Nice shot! Plus, that was like perfect timing!
Boba: Did you really not remember who she was?
Storm Trooper: Phhf! I knew *exactly* who she was! Which is exactly why I knew it wasn't gonna go well, so I figured "Hey! I might as well have fun!" Oh, and it's good to see you back!
Boba: Good to be back! Also.....Somebody puked over by the rocket launchers! Go get a mop and a bucket!
Vader - "Her cell phone"
Emperor - "Oh yes, a Karen's weapon"
In episode 1 that Karen's voice is spot on. That's the kind of voice that I deal with in my Customer Service job most often.
Larry: Every stormtrooper shoots differently
Ah yes they all miss in different ways
Stormtroopers from battlefront: you say thing ?
Blasters are a scam. Everyone misses with them. Someone needs to report the manufacturer to the department of consumer affairs.
Ok so this is the only time I’m on Palpatines side.
I’ve been with palps a lot of times
👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@mrsbigmamayas3765 how was this funny?
not for me I'm always on palpatine side
i mean the empire _is_ pretty chill
8:33 if he heard that, I’m pretty sure he’d punnish the Larry for making fun of him 😂
“Can’t you just look me up in the system?”
Karens have been asking that at retail stores since the 2000’s.
Also Karen: Refuses to show ID so cashier can look her up in store system.
There should be a dark lord of the Sith managing every store in entire world.
There is
If I don’t go to McDonalds and darth Nihilus isn’t darth revan’s manager I’m becoming an intergalactic tyrant
Imagine getting a job at walmart and seeing literal darth maul
So there are two stores in the entire world
Edit 1: (I get the joke but you know, rule of two)
Edit 2: (Wait there could be more because the Sith of the past)
Would certainly make every customer in the world very, VERY well behaved... at least those who survive. "Survival of the fittest" (which is very, VERY Sith) doesn´t mean survival of the strongest, but of the best adapted ! So. in this case, the least dumb and insolent. I dig it +insert evil laughter+
6:53 Was Absolute Gold!
Good video, but I only made it to 1:33
It gave me Flashbacks
Seriously, me too. Retail PTSD.
.....Oh, don't get me started! LMFAO!
you too also
It's even better with that halo assault rifle in the background.
Vietnam flashbacks intensify
“I can’t even hit the TARGETS!!!!”
Typical StormTroopers
I expected Larry to say "have you tried turn it off, then turning it back on?"
This arc has been the wet dreams of so many retail workers and their managers.
That trooper is brave for talking back to a Karen he deserves a raise
Karen.exe has stopped working. please reboot into safe mode.
3:18 Dang!! I was So expecting a long-distance choke-out...lol
Props to the stormtrooper employee for standing up for himself. All he said all Karen's need to hear.
Not all heroes are rebels
"ohhh yess. A Karen's weapon." Love it 😂
6:33 This video is therapeutic after dealing with Karens
Wow, congratulations Jango, for getting hired as regular employee after working as independent contractor.
You mean boba
Ya sorry but he could be in the next one
It’s boba… well Technically your right because boba is a clone of jango
That’s me. Are you blind?
Thank you Vader Manager, you're the best... why can't we have more managers like you in real life :-D
Because they'd be in prison lol
@@Vespyr_ There would be a lot less Karens and that would be a plus in my book.
They usually delegate to the assistant manager…
Watching this is therapy. I feel better now.
Even though it’s just an animation I took great pleasure in seeing a Karen treated how she should be.
Physical violence? Really?
@@Vespyr_ You've clearly never had a service job
@@leonrobinson8180 Did 10 years in the military if that counts. I see no reason for anyone with any real strength to wish this upon someone this weak, or to take pleasure from the sound of a woman being tortured. Worse yet, she actually had real claim on them, or he wouldn't have deleted the video. You're all just kind of, not very healthy. Something I've noticed in this sector.
@@Vespyr_ Get off your high horse. No one's gonna actually hurt anyone in the real world. Plus how does the military compare to the service industry (e.g. retail or fast food)?
@@leonrobinson8180 so, assault and rape don’t hurt people?
"vader sounds like a giant vacuum cleaner" best line of the year. (that thought passed from everyone's mind let's be honest)
This is honestly the best piece of fan made starwars ever
I love how calm the blaster cashier is
I love how many lines they referenced
This is perfect 😂
I love the fact that she has an orange shoulder brace does show that she’s a higher rank than everybody else
Actually I think that just ment she was a sand trooper but i could be mistaken
@@wolvesone I believe it does mean she's a higher rank - something like a squad leader
I believe machine gunners have it so they can hold the gun more easily but idk
@@shakes268 If i remember correctly she is a machine gunner if she was a higher rank she would have had blue or red badge at least according to jedi knight games
i just saw this series so im reading replies now..the orange shoulder signifies squad leader..if u watch the movie where they were on Tatooine u would see one there leading,
'Live, laugh, love'
It is written that the first ever Karen had these very words plastered on the wall of her cave,
These sacred words of the Karensapiens have been passed down year to year, decade to decade, century to century,
It is a rite of passage for the Karen species to have these words written at least once in the most visited room of their residents,
Many have tried to stop the rise of the Karen and failed, so long as these words survive, the Karen's will remain strong.
It is said that one day, a manager named Rowan will smite down all of the great Karen race,
I fear that day may not come soon enough...
I hope that day will come soon. I do not want my children or my grandchildren to see karensapiens...
Rowan? Nah, he's still a black shirt. We're waiting for the supermanager.
A Super Manager is a warrior that only appears once every thousand years.
When things look most bleak. Look to the east.
Exemple : Debra, the gta v woman who was cheating on her man, had those words written on her house's walls
The emotinal slight wimpering is extremely realistic
"I'm a human being too," he says with four fingers on each hand
Everyone with a normal hand has four finger on each hand.
What are some kind of a weirdo with five fingers
@@coldmashedpotatoes1702
Anne Boleyn supposedly had five fingers, but everyone else has four fingers per hand and one thumb.
when she came behind vader saying "i want to see ur manager" that breathing was like "OH SH*T!!!"
3:25 “Was a boring conversation anyways” Anakins iconic line.
10:26 don’t mess with Jar Jar
the look on Larry's face when karen threw off the cane's was frickin HILARIOUS!!
Imagine if the entire empirial army was Karens and Kyles and now imagine their helmets would be hackable. You could just load an audio translator in one or a few helmets and make everything that these troopers say sound like they're speaking spanish or something. The oh so great army would tear itself apart trying to find the 'imposter'
Lol
Amogus
@@mc6470 Sussus Amogus
3:25 - as someone working in customer support, I felt like cheering at the screen! :D
"No stop let me in on that"
That had me rolling
1:56 salestrooper's external eyebrows furling... lost it, haha
Dude why did it take me so long to find this channel it's so hilarious. I appreciate the detailed lines between the emperor and the Karen 😂it made me laugh so much. Please keep making content!
7:27 "Karen: Do you know who I am?!" Palpatine: "Wth :/... Do you know who I am?"
Vader: NOO, STOP... Let me in on that!
I felt that!
Amusing how Larry's helmet is emoji'd.
This is my new favorite story of ALL TIME. It's really hard to imagine anything more satisfying to watch. Yeah, I said it! Uh huh! Screwww youuu, KAREN!!!
I like how the phone has the second death star on the back as the logo instead of the apple logo
Karen returns
Daf Vader "how is this b still alive?"
"The entitlement is strong with this one"
STAR WARS: KAREN TROOPER: THE COMPLETE SAGA
Yes
I wanna like but there’s 66 likes
Too bad we couldn't adjust Order 66 for Karens!
"NO SHIRT...NO SHOES...NO KARENS" !!!! LMAO !!! 😂😂😂😂😂
I love the change in Boba Fett's tone like how its like "Also somebody puked over by the rocket launchers go get a mop AND A BUCKET!"
Karen: it misses every time
Me: that's the point of a storm trooper
The greatest Karen trilogy ever.
Fantastic work on this, loved how Karen this Stormtrooper was and I especially loved the Boba Fett ending.
"It was a boring conversation anyway" had me laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣 3:21
"Welcome young Karen, I have been expecting you." Laughing so hard :D
As someone who has both worked in retail and watched Star Wars, I can honestly say this is the most satisfying video the internet has ever produced.
Perhaps Darth Vader should have said "strike me down with all of your hatred, and claim your refund" but he already used that line in Chad Vader.
That's it! Seeing Karen get disfigured so many ways, is great, and the voice of the Karen was spot-on! New subscriber!
Surviving lightsaber attacks and Force lightning - sooo, being a Karen is the true power of the Dark Side all along? With how vile Karens are, it makes sense I guess😂
No she died multiple times but the gods bring her back to life to make her suffer
@@ace74909Or maybe she was too annoying to keep her there
The "young Karen" from the emperor always gets me 😂😂
The voice does sound much younger than I would expect a Karen to sound.
The best Sar Wars story I've ever seen.
Still waiting for the Gary the Stormtrooper trilogy
That guy is a legend
Karen is at the store again and complaining to the clerk.
Karen "I want to see your manager right now!"
Clerk: "Where's the rebels when you need them." Sees the proton torpedoes heading for the reactor.
Clerk: "Thank you."
You're no stormtrooper. You hit me, right in the feels. You must be a deathtrooper, for I am slain...... [Chews scenery while dying..... End scene]
Okay, this was a hoot and a half! Finally, a Karen truly getting what she deserves! Very funny. One Karen: pwned.
The 25 dislikes are from Karen’s alts
Edit: There Is 427 Dislikes Karen Must Have Got Her Friends And Family To Dislike
True
Karen is very dedicated
*150
@@SkyrimKnight1152
170 Karens disliked now.
How many times is Karen going to come back after being beaten down?! She took a lightsaber to the head, electroshocks and more lightsaber attacks and being shot! (Now das a lot of damage
She’s like Deadpool or something lol
It's the Karen special ability, she respawns within sight of the corpse....
These are the people that were defeated by ewoks.
@@blakeanderson4022 The Ewoks used Guerrilla Warfare
No regret
No remorse
No reason
Only madness
"No shoes, no shirt, no Karens" ;)
"the blasters aren't sighted in when you first get them"
"maybe your just a terrible shot"
so that's why they're inaccurate