God Hand - Critical Nobody
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- Опубликовано: 8 мар 2018
- Jumping into the weird and wacky world of God Hand to see just how wrong IGN was
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Thanks for going on this bizarre journey with me
Thanks for taking us along! Amazing review on a game I've wanted to hear about for a long time! Thanks Craigles
Critical Nobody the best reaction i got at the last moment..😂😂 liked it much and appreciated
Thank you u reviewed a good obscure game keep it up bruh, subscribed!
The nullshit meter is spot on. That's what some games should have to at least give a clue to what you're getting yourself into.
Man you absolutely suck at this game
"Wait, you're not a human, are you?" Plot twist: the Gorilla has a zipper on it's back.
And inside that Gorilla is a demon disguised as a human thug...
@@LuminousVale A demon disguised as a human disguised as a Gorilla disguised as a wrestler.
Fun fact: during the button mashing animations, the button is unmarked. This means you can press any of the main buttons, or all of them! Roll your thumb around the four buttons quickly to achieve maximum power!
Holy shit I anit even know that 😮thank you 🫡
I realized that recently during my third playthrough 💀
"I struggled", "I died a lot" "I yelled at my TV plenty"
"It wasn't hard" "It never made me scream"....
And then I died
Like alot, like a lot alot!
he merely said that it's far from the hardest game he ever played.
and on the hardest difficulty, most games that are challenging to begin with become that insane.
I played it when it came out with my friends. I remember it being tough, but nothing crazy.
"I've played harder games" -- Mr. Level 2
Fr 😂💀
I still think we need a modern God Hand game.
same, bro, i even dreamed about it already!
Hopefully a dev, or friend of a dev reads our comments. I am thinking of buying a PS2 and only this game off eBay just to play it again. An absolute masterpiece in every way.
After seeing this review, I'm definitely getting a decent mic, and starting doing reviews. (Much. Better. Reviews...)
GodHand was the best game on PS2. Period. Made the system worth buying even if it was the only game. Also, there were glaring self-contradictory comments in this review which doesn't help legitimize it's claims.
Yes INDEED
Madworld is about as close to a modern God Hand as we've got.
"you can find me at the... Club!" I don't know why that murdered me so
Try enter a boss fight in level die. When you kill someone in level die, they're rarely drop anything especially fruits. It's the dynamic difficulty again. The recognize your level and more likely your death counts. If you're death a lot in one stage... the will become generous and start dropping you with helpful item.
Regarding being stuck in the corner, up dogde is there for you. It's give you 100% invincibility to any attack from any direction. But... i know the timing is not for everybody.
Up dodge doesn't defend against sweeps.
@@Vulgarth1 or vertical overheads
Or some moves which is slash at an acute angle @@nicunicucaesar2893… _also, rocket dash moves_
god hand falls in the "so bad it's good" category, except it actually IS damn good. the fighting mechanics are on another level, controls are tight, responsive and merciless. the entire game is the evolution of "trash", everything's perfect in its nonsense madness, it has probably the best ending credits ever done, but most of all it's the best fighting game of all times. if you like beating people (men, women, midget, robots, demons) god hand is the genre climax.
Amazing game. You could create your own combos, and fighting was solid. It's an absolute mind fuck
@@brkenppt2222 except this one has a better system
Fighting was solid? it was much more than solid. It was layered, complex, and rewarded mastery. Literally one of the best combat systems ever made.
Ign is not the place for finding credible reviews, the only consistency they had with their reviews; is giving good scores to one "underappreciated franchise" Call of Duty
7.8 too much water
F A C T S
Ign internal money dumpster
They're just opinion pieces. God Hand rubbed him the wrong way. He's not the only one turned off by it.
Not to mention journalist these days needing therapy after playing the new call of duty xD lol
Well... the radar is there to see what's behind you...
True
Yup
A. It's pretty difficult keeping track of what the enemies in front of you are doing and paying attention to the radar at the same time.
B. The radar only shows the position of said enemies; it does not show what these enemies are doing or the attacks they are about to perform, this is especially problematic since many of them have long range attacks and grab moves that are impossible to counter and can deal a devastating amount of damage, having the player constantly back flipping and dodging for no other reason than pure caution towards these instances. Same goes for boss fights whose attacks take less than have a second to land on you, namely Elvis.
PS I'm talking about hard mode here.
@@linkinpark4everize A. it is pretty difficult, but that's part of the appeal.
B. The radar doesn't only show positions it also shows projectile attacks, allowing you to dodge those with ease. Enemies only attack the player from outside of camera view once you've levelled up past Level 0, they usually get close so you can see their attack animations over your shoulder and they always make a sound announcing their attack.
Difficult but not unreasonable or unfair.
@@jesusstaccato8448 A. Subjective , don't see any appeal in constantly getting blindsided or having to constantly dodge out of pure caution. Something that could've easily been fixed if the shitty fixed over the shoulder camera along with the unsolicited auto targeting system were to be removed. The auto targeting system pretty much makes it seem that gene has no peripheral vision.
B. Projectile attacks literally take a fraction of a second to reach you, showing them on the radar can hardly ever be advantageous unless you're lucky enough to glance at the radar at the exact instant that an enemy is firing one at you, or if said enemy was in your field of vision while you're dealing with another one if not more. The grab moves that can't be countered are another issue, basically you need to look at the radar and if you see an enemy approaching while you're already dealing with other enemy/ies, you just gotta back flip right away cuz you never know. The female ones especially can always easily jump onto you out of nowhere even if they're not that close. Again, most of these issues could've been avoided without the shitty control/camera system. Even Bayonetta which was developed by the same people didn't have it. Shinji Mikami was one of the reasons this game wasn't as good as it could've been I think.
Also what level 0 are you talking about, the lowest level is 1 and the highest is die. I'm talking specifically about hard mode wherein the game is constantly stuck on the highest level. Completed it four times BTW on that mode.
There is a funny gesture that Gene can do its available on Normal difficulty it is called Grovel in the Roulette wheel it lowers the Die level to level 1 the enemies laugh at Gene as he bows to them basically asking them to take it easy on him.
beating god hand on hard is probably my biggest challenge I've ever completed in a game. The amount of effort in dedication i put into it should make it worthy of being put on a resume.
I arrived to that homosexual boss ( i don´t remember the name,was a long ago),the one that you have to fight a serious of enemies first,then they jump in and i just went rage mode and stop playin hahaha,i believe luck is a important factor as well somewhat.Congratulations on your acomplishement!!!!Sorry my english*
@@wearejustletters8370 yeah on normal the last guys you have to fight before the bosses are two fat guys i think, but when you're on level die two elite brawlers or whatever they're called bust in through the window which feels like a boss fight it self lol.
@@LunasLostLove ikr!!! and those strawberries almost never appear and when they do,its literally the best fealing there is! hahahah but even so...LOL x )
Even worse is doing a KMS (Kick me sign) run on hard which means no god hand or roulette attacks
Took me around 35 hours to complete it on hard mode the first time around, then the second time I was able to cut that down to around 14 or 15 hours, kinda hated it honestly.
I remember God Hand being pretty badass.
I also didn't even see the IGN review of God Hand.
Also I miss the old PS2 games that didn't make it passed that generation.
Remember games like:
Mark of Kri and Rise of the Kasai
Onimusha 1-2-3-4
Dark Cloud
Killswitch
Obscured 1 and 2
Black
State of Emergency
Soul Reaver 2
Blood Omen 2
Bloody Roar 1-2-3-4
Crazy Taxi
Dead to Rights
Def Jams
True Crime Streets of LA and New York City
Oh man I forgot about Def Jam Vendetta!
True crimes can be played on the PS4 in the form of Sleeping Dogs. But yeah, I do wish they would make an official True Crimes for this generation.
20:40 Wait...
Is the main gimmick of hard is that it's permanently set to DIE?
hm hm..one or two hits and BUM you´re dead bro!I know this...its really that hard hahahahaha,will demand a very wise choice of combos and of course some experience.
Yes which gives us an even bigger reason for us to want a remake that improves the overall difficulty
It’s for when you get good enough that you no longer want to play on level 1, 2, 3.
For normal people, easy difficult in god hand is normal, normal si hard, and hard is expert
Yes, you will get your ass kicked
Underrated channel. More videos... keep doing what you're doing! This channel has LOTS of potential.
When I was in school, I loved this game. I am blown away(in a bad way lol) by the fact that IGN have it a 3.
*YOU'RE NOT ALEXANDER*
I'M ALEXANDER THE GREAT!
I'M NOT HURT
Boring!
I wanted to say that!
@@desertdust6969 YOU'RE NOT ALEXANDER. That would be the comment I replied to...
If there was a game that needed a sequel, it’s god hand and vanquish
Man i remember playing this with my big brother when I was a kid i loved this game so much it has a huge nostalgia factor for me and if I go back to it I hope with all my heart I'll still love it
If you still have this game and a PS2, I am fucking jealous!!!!
Same I love this game so much 😍
This is probably your best video so far. I've been here watching you since 2012, I remember your New Years video from years ago saying you wanted to do reviews, and I'm glad you're actually doing what you wanted to do.
12 years since I've owned this, and l just now got that banana joke, lmao...
Great review dude. I just pulled this game out to play again after ten years.
The ending where you showed a montage of deaths. The way he sounds when dying reminds me of the cheesy voice actor death screams from that dreamcast game, "House of the Dead 1 and 2".
Brilliant video Craig. One of my favorites on the new channel!
Awesome video you made my day with this I beinge watched this series as had to limit myself for 1 vid a day you deserve double you subs
Thank you Critical Nobody for introducing me to one of my favorite games.
3:55 i'm that guy she's whipping.
You didn't felt the difficulty cause you were in lvl 1-2 😂
To be fair, the differences between level 2 and Die are super huge, so if do end up playing on hard after beating it, it's like playing a different game.
O yeau
@@iqwrjwqioprwjriopqrjpqowir *smiles and agrees*
My average was 2.7
So about level 3.5 was just about perfect for me
But DIE was just... Ayyyy shet...
He makes a joke about that in the last 30 seconds when he puts the game on hard.
Just wanted to say that your timing on that banana joke was impeccable. Like it wasn't a particularly funny joke in itself and I could kind of see it coming but your timing and eye movement made it. Where others would struggle with this, overreact, or speed up the joke, you perfected it. Well done.
Finally a god hand review and more video games that I like, subscribed!
I see on a lot of channels "oh man why doesn't channel have more subs??" I think this is one of the first where I 100% agree.
Most of the one liners and bad dialouge was ironic... probably
That card spawn at the end of the game always happens
I know I'm late to the video , but I had fun watching this , keep up the good work brother
third video of yours i watch. As soon as I hope you talk about the difficulty system, you do....I may be drunk, but you are very very good.
WHAT A NOSTALGIC TRIP...thank you man
“God hand isn’t a hard game”
*minutes later*
“I can’t progress unless I cheese every boss fight”
Bruh
Years ago I saw the Total Biscuit video about this game, it ended up being a huge blessing
4:47 Don't know if anyone mentioned this already, but the joke is that the gorilla is actually just a guy in a costume
Not that the delivery isn't still hilarious
God Hand is awesome, was such a fun surprise when I decided to download it off PSN a couple years ago
You can play this on PS4!?? Are you fucking kidding me!??
@@charlieskinner6386 Sadly you can't, it's only on PS3 PSN.
a funny thing about god hand is if you choose the diffiulty easy it will say ,,what do i have to hold your hand,,
DevilHand looks like Leon combined with Billy and cool glasses.
The most fun game I played, but I'm also guilty of cheesing my way through it. Spamming the heel drop kick that bounces the opponent on counter hit(I think, I don't remember the specifics on this one.) and aerial state, then followed by a round house that wall bounces them, also on aerial state. Rinse and repeat. Abused this tactic when I fought Devil Hand the second time.
In the angra fight angra sends demons that are easy to kill and will give you fruits or cards
Holy crap that banana joke was amazing
It's like an episode of Fist of the North Star, as directed by the team behind Muscle March.
i have a question, does it have subtitle? need to know, please and thanks!
ongra sounds like he's about to fuckin' munch down a whole bunch of cookies
The Drunken Master style always stunned enemies no matter what, they could never react to that style. I always used the speed punch into a stun, back into a speed punch, with a air kick. Angra was a stupid end boss. The Devil Hand should have been the final boss. I hated this game so much, but at the same time, I loved playing it, lol. I beat this game 4 or 5 times. God Hand was infuriating, lol. Shinji Mikami is a messed up person...
On a side note, Easy(Normal), Normal(Hard), and Hard(You don't beat this game without going through a few controllers). The difficulty transitions from Japan to the U.K. The U.K. version then comes to America. Catherine has the same system. It's weird.
great video, I think the game deals with the problem of not seeing enemies on your back with the radar, once you get more comfortable with the battle system you can be fighting while watching the radar at the same time, and once you see yellow dots coming from behind you can react accordingly, it is not a total fixer but I think is fair enough I'm not gonna call God Hand "realistic" by any means but I think is fair than in a fight against multiple opponents you are going to have to be cautious with your back for enemies that could literally come from behind you with a haymaker.
Apart from that, I agree that God Hand isn't necessarily an extremely hard game, I remember beating my first normal run at 16 hours and my first hard run at 18 hours I think, the game gives you enough roulette moves, doubles your tension bar late in the game (so you are able to unleash the god hand two times) and overall gives you the means so even if you don't really wanna be too tryhard on it you can beat it anyways, but the game is also well designed enough so you can do KMS runs (runs without using roulette moves or the god hand) and still beat the game even on hard difficulty, so it's all a matter of how far you wanna take things to, I'm currently on a KMS hard run in stage 8 death shudder, getting my ass kick but I've come too far to give up now lol.
hope you keep up the good work.
You lost me when you said you don't like Gene, He is the actual best.
Top three problems with God Hand.
1 - Doesn't sell recovery items between substages.
2 - RNG stages. Sometimes you don't see a single demon, sometimes there are five of them. Which one is the less ideal circumstance is up to your consideration. Likewise, if a substage goes badly, you could go to the next one so beaten up that a sneeze will take you out, or you could go to the next one in perfect health because you broke a box and whoop, there was a random strawberry.
3 - Hard Mode isn't unlocked from the start. Nothing stops you from faking it, but it should still be available from step one.
Bonus - You can't delete individual saves.
The picture also lies because there is no gore to speak to. Sure, a dude gets his arm lopped off, but that's totally off screen.
"often tries too hard to be cool" - Basically summing up every time Azel is on screen.
There are plenty of games where that's not true. An alternative would've been to have a button code that unlocks Hard Mode, could even have Gene make a comment of "In a rush for some punishment, huh?" if you put it in. The reason I say it should've been available from go with God Hand is because it can be convincingly faked, minus the fact that just staying in Lv.DIE in Normal still gives you an extra orb compared to real Hard Mode. At that point if someone is that convinced they want to do that, why not just let them do the real deal?
Did you play the arena?
great video sir!
PS:did i meantioned the Casino where i spent HOURS in it?LMAO soo good!!
Great review ^^ Was very well done
*Plays God Hand on Hard*
"And fuck that!"
I'm dying!😂
I had a bad thumb this game cured it the amount of precision I needed to dogde and move and beat the goons was getting crazy as the level progresses and as I come near the level die. Its actually a lighthearted smart game idk why they wrote violence and gore. I really hoped Elvis would be Gene's friend 😢. He was not that a bad demon he even beat those 2 goons who were disrespectful to the dead. Its crazy but I think he's Mexican and Shaolin.
*7:58* *_ALLLOA DAMDGE!!!_*
You're not Alexander!
Good review Craig
Damn this guy should make more review videos his Splinter Cell video was awesome and this is too
"Ooooh..." LOL!
Loved this game!It's what Fist Of The North Star game should've been.
lol that was a great ending. good job.
Brilliant video!!!
I saw a lot of Fist of The North Star references …
Don't you dare say anything bad about god hand. It's the holy Grail of bootleg games. Another great one is captain America video game
Can you still get this on ps3?
I'm watching this in the year 2020 but mean this with full conviction, the spiritual successor was ANARCHY REIGNS
Love this game
I'm a hardcore Godhand fan & I LOVE THIS VIDEO!!!!!!!
8:25 i am dying HAHAHA
Meh I don't get you
This is a good game it brings back so many childhood memories!
Godhand reboot will blow up the internet.
Maybe you should do a live stream of God Hand?
Fun fact the gorilla is actually a human in a gorilla suite he has a zipper on his back
Just wish they would port this to the ps4, or the upcoming ps5. Tried emulating it, but I have a bad computer and there was so much slow down.
If Nuke Dukem was made without guns and with jrpg style.
12:25 Did he just Naruto Run into that gate?
Is this a Berserk Reference?
im thinking more like a parody
Or is it a JoJo reference?
More like fist of the north star
How rude he took their cherries D:
Thanks for the video. Found it odd no mention that God Hand is a parody game poking fun of anime conventions and pop culture and video games. It makes it pretty clear with the parody of the Resident Evil warning screen as the game has no gore but for people not into anime it just looks like a trashy ridiculous game by accident rather than on purpose.
i skipped right to :24 where he said shuffle up and deal and i was like wtf is this shit.
luckily this isn't the godhand from berzerk
I've only seen JonTron before this guy a few days ago. GOOD!!!
That ign review needed a proof read, lol
That banana joke was fucking GODLIKE! 😂 😂😂 🍌💦 💦
critizeses god hand combat, gives 10/10 for god of war 2018
God hand perfectly represents the kinda guy who defends it.....take that as you will
And said people likely regard your opinion as neither insightful, nor meaningful. Be that as it may.
elvis probably the best character in the game
I lost my shit at 14:09 lmao
8:20 you didn’t...
Quite the fever dream
It was a blast
Dude, if that strategy worked, it's because you are ALWAYS in level 1
Yo al ver el título : a caray eso si me interesa eh
pero resultó que era en ingles :'v
Bruh this reminds of Absolver