I’ve had one of those specific “friendly” geccs. We greeted each other by him biting my finger and me patiently waiting for him to let go. It was our handshake.
@@Xycin mine would get up on his front legs and start making this insane noise when I even approached the aquarium. Misting the glass and feeding him was a constant source of anxiety.
@@BOOSETO Dude, I feel that anxiety, LOL After the 1st bite and him puncturing my fingernail I started using a white fabric bag over him if I needed in his enclosure. Only other feisty gecko I had was a male day gecko. Territorial and if he got pissed he would jump out and climb to the ceiling x.X Never a dull moment.
@Xycin mine got out once and ran off as well. Lost him until one night 2 days later, I'm lying in bed, and the street lights cast its giant shadow on my wall when I woke up. It was on my window and it took a chunk out of me that day.
the zip tie and boomslang.. I don't think they was trying to bite or attack. he probably just wanted to give you a big kiss. and if you do feel a slight pierce or pain in the place they are kissing you, and start to go numb, it's just all the love he has for you flowing through your veins.
The first one is adorable - It looks like it's angrily screaming at you- Edit: Belligerent Zip tie, it's going to be used as a nickname for any angry baby garters I catch, I've been bitten by an angry baby garter
Yes, I've often heard that the creature called "the girlfriend" is the meanest creature on the planet!!! ONLY being surpassed by the creature they call "the wife"
@@B1ackWolf they normally avoid humans and, as their name suggests (directly translated from Afrikaans it literally says Tree Snake), stay up in trees. The only problem is when they fall on you. Then both you and the snake panic like it's nobody's business and _then_ it ends with you being bitten by a deadly snake
Ignoring the fact that is a tokay gecko, I can assure you that leopard geckos can be very mean too, haha. My leopard gecko is nicknamed the demon lord for a reason.
@@snowdrop9810 yeah I agree that I worded that really weird. I never understood how you could use a unit of weight for fluids. Like imagine a "1,5 kg of Pepsi". Wtf America.
I love the Boomslang. It looked and moved like a cat. The Lil Man was also really cute. It was like caught in its own mind, just day dreaming, till you reminded it that food was present.
You have such an amazing collection of animals! Reptiles are by far one of the coolest creatures that you can find on land. In general though I have to say sea life tops it all
Jesus, internet people always have to get peeved over the smallest things. We all know what we're talking about, so why not let people pronounce it this way? It's much cooler than a word that literally just means "tree snake", in my opinion
@@idotonely If he's allowed to say boomslang in a goofy way I'm allowed to laugh about it. You make it sound like I cursed his bloodline or something. Do you even have Afrikaans context for the word?
You showed her being physically aggressive. We all know they play the emotional game. Lol, now that this comment has gotten a lot of attention, I think I should tell you... this was intended to be funny 😁
By the way as a South African the word Boomslang (tree snake in Afrikaans) is pronounced Boo um Slung So this would be helpful if u need to say the word to someone in Soutv Africa because saying the English way is very confusing for them
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Belligerent zip-tie absolutely killed me
XD
Yeah. he looks like a derpy version of Shenron from dragonball XD
Judgmental Shoelace
Grumpy garden hose (the green and yellow remains me of it, lol.)
NO STEP ON ZIP-TIE!
What kind of snake is that
He said “she scares me” in the calmest voice 😂😂
That boomslang is what I like to call,
The Judgmental Shoelace
I'm rolling 🤣 😆
@@missxmettastars5740 😎
Because anything louder would set off her fight or flight response, and she only knows fight, as she sees everything around her as her territory.
no, it's true.
“He’s just a little guy”. *proceeds to get ass beat*
how this has no comments with 1.8k likes 💀
I’ve had one of those specific “friendly” geccs. We greeted each other by him biting my finger and me patiently waiting for him to let go. It was our handshake.
Same here. They are called "Tokay geckos" I found out years later.
They are MEAN lol and not for people that don't even know what they are called lol
Owned a Tokay once.... Never again.
My hands and nerves were thankful when I found him a proper owner.
@@Xycin mine would get up on his front legs and start making this insane noise when I even approached the aquarium.
Misting the glass and feeding him was a constant source of anxiety.
@@BOOSETO Dude, I feel that anxiety, LOL
After the 1st bite and him puncturing my fingernail I started using a white fabric bag over him if I needed in his enclosure.
Only other feisty gecko I had was a male day gecko. Territorial and if he got pissed he would jump out and climb to the ceiling x.X Never a dull moment.
@Xycin mine got out once and ran off as well.
Lost him until one night 2 days later, I'm lying in bed, and the street lights cast its giant shadow on my wall when I woke up.
It was on my window and it took a chunk out of me that day.
The boomslang was really trying to start something 💀
Boomslang 🐍
😂
Are boomslangs quite venomous
@@IndustrialParrot2816 yes, their venom can kill if no medical treatment is given.
“U WOT”
Boomslang translates to tree snake
From afrikaans
I can’t believe he keeps humans in the house.
😂🤣😂🤣
Lol
Me neither! They're so dangerous! How could anyone keep something so savage, and simply mean?
@@titanama0574 boobs😎
@@titanama0574 aren't you human?
the zip tie and boomslang.. I don't think they was trying to bite or attack. he probably just wanted to give you a big kiss. and if you do feel a slight pierce or pain in the place they are kissing you, and start to go numb, it's just all the love he has for you flowing through your veins.
💀💀💀💀💀...
& don't forget the copper taste that hits you as soon as they give you the venom... 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️💀⚰️🪦...
@@whoiskairoits when the love can’t be contained anymore. There’s so much there it’s overflowing..
This comment is venomous and neurotoxic
@@austinashworth6413 Nah
It's just *L.O.V.E.* at this point
And you start melting like Monsters when they get injected with *DETERMINATION*
@@narrativeless404 Gaster is that you?
I love how you can see the stages of anger that Will-I-Am goes through
The first one is adorable -
It looks like it's angrily screaming at you-
Edit: Belligerent Zip tie, it's going to be used as a nickname for any angry baby garters I catch, I've been bitten by an angry baby garter
It said °< *hiiiissssssss* 💢
Harmless parrot snake
It looks like it’s got a really funny joke but it has to stop laughing first
Its kinda cute
It looks so funny lool
“We have the Boomslang, also very friendly.”
The Boomslang: 😠
@Dont_click_this_profile_ ok
@Dont_click_this_profile_ k I wont
@Dont_click_this_profile_ NPC behavior
The boomslang Squared up
"You wanna go mate?!"
Will-I-am looks like an angry old man that caught you in his backyard
"Next time: Top 5 Meanest Creatures within 8 feet of YOU"
Lil’ man is just such a mood. He’s the best thing to exist, and I will die for him.
Cringe
@@Rizzbulla Joe
Honestly probably same
@@Rizzbullait’s a cute comment, don’t be an ass
Bruh what you die for that sh?
blink twice if any of these creatures hold you hostage
Him: 😐😑😐😑😐
All of them do
All five are holding him hostage 😂
the girlfriend.
✊
Yes, I've often heard that the creature called "the girlfriend" is the meanest creature on the planet!!! ONLY being surpassed by the creature they call "the wife"
The wife has officially been demoted to 2nd, enter ex wife/ baby momma for scariest existing creature😂
@@kirkboesch9734 ah yes I've heard of these devilish succubus, tales around the campfire and whatnot. So,,, they are,,,,real???
Where I live they seem to pop up everywhere!🤣😂😭
Omg legendary comment and replies lmfao 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"The Wife" is just an evolved "The Girlfriend", alas nature is cruel, so not all "The Girlfriend" will be able to evolve into "The Wife".
“He does what he wants” little man is my man
humans usually are the most dangerous animal in the room.
Until you have wild tiger in the room.
@@Nameless_Sky that's why he said "usually" bro
@@Nameless_Sky that's till the human has a gun
@@Fluff_gobocatThat’s till the tiger has a gun.
@@SkinlessTony That's till the gun shoots tigers
Weirdest Boomslang I've ever seen, they're generally the most shy snakes I've come across
Do the boomslang know that they're suppose to be shy or is it just you?
@@B1ackWolf they normally avoid humans and, as their name suggests (directly translated from Afrikaans it literally says Tree Snake), stay up in trees. The only problem is when they fall on you. Then both you and the snake panic like it's nobody's business and _then_ it ends with you being bitten by a deadly snake
@@grell5108 yep and them having heamotoxin means you're in for a bad time
@@grell5108 mfer goes "OH GOD ITS A HUMAN!" *Monches while still Screaming in terror*
@@grell5108they’re nice and shy until one descends from the fucking heavens
That is the most adorable belligerent zip-tie!
lil man was side eyeing bros soul😭😭😭😭😭😭
Girlfriends are in a constant state of being either the most adorable things on earth, or utterly horrifying.
There is no in-between.
As a girlfriend, why do I understand this 😂
😂
agreed, being both the girlfriend and having one myself 🤠
Truly a most dangerous animal.
Lol😂😂
HELP ME YOUR VOICE IS SO SARCASTIC BUT CALM I LOVE THIS
the belligerent zip tie is screaming for his life rn 💀
OK but mister zip-tie is goddamn adorable
Number 3 acted like he was offended😂
Ok
Will-i-am is a good guy, you just need to get to know him
Hes just abit cautious around new people
@@diesel5471 rightfully so
All he needs are hugs and kisses.❤
That first green snake is so adorable and beautiful
Love the little “Murder Noodle”!🥰
The Belligerent Zip Tie needs his own cinematic universe.
I love how the leopard gecko is the “meanest” reptile shown
That's a tokay
that’s not a leopard gecko 💀
Yeah… pet that “leopard gecko” and see what happens 😂👀 let me know how it goes
There was no leopard gecko. The two lizards shown were a tokay gecko and a collared lizard
Ignoring the fact that is a tokay gecko, I can assure you that leopard geckos can be very mean too, haha. My leopard gecko is nicknamed the demon lord for a reason.
Lil man seemed like the loveliest
#5 is absolutely adorable ❤
That Belligerent at first is like: "Hello :D"
Will-I-Am was like “ are you talking to me!?!?”
That last one is so mean it has metal boogers.
“Belligerent zip tie” 💀💀
"She scares me" the most calmest voice ever but gosh for guys that's probably the most reliable thing ever
Lil man is a real G
I wasn’t ready for the last one!!! 😂🎉😂❤
She scares you? She looks fairly friendly.
Nose ring is an obvious sign of danger just like the tail of a rattlesnake. If you get bit you were well warned
To be fair the great late Steve Irwin ounce said people are worse to try to handle than animals
Really? "Ounce"? The source of measurement? Come on now, you should've gone through 2nd grade it can't be that hard...
@@djketoldaluusbkabel585🤓☝️
@@djketoldaluusbkabel585the ounce is NOT a source of measurement. Its an UNIT. And its a terrible one at that
@@snowdrop9810 yeah I agree that I worded that really weird. I never understood how you could use a unit of weight for fluids. Like imagine a "1,5 kg of Pepsi". Wtf America.
that moment when friendly animals aren't actually friendly 💀
If I here an American call it a BOOOOM SLANG one more time I'm going to turn into a head of lettuce
Also 'slangh'
You mean hear
@@michaelbiniakewitz2329 In Afrikaans hear is hoor, it may as well be called hoooor
Well to be fair, boom is already a word in english so makes sense why they call it that
@@Fentanyl_memes African tree snake might sound less explosive
I love the Boomslang. It looked and moved like a cat. The Lil Man was also really cute. It was like caught in its own mind, just day dreaming, till you reminded it that food was present.
until it bites you and you bleed out of every possible hole u have
What kinda snake is the "ZipTie"?
Looks like some kind of vine snake
A jugemental shoe lace xD
Looks to be a vine snake. A green one. They are adorable and non venomous.
@@Ragnarra they actually are venomous, but it's harmless to humans unless you're allergic. However the constant look of disappointment is deadly.
@@WowUrFcknHxC still the most adorable danger noodles.
That boomslang is always the you looking at me, no one else here you must be looking at me 😂
You have such an amazing collection of animals! Reptiles are by far one of the coolest creatures that you can find on land. In general though I have to say sea life tops it all
The way you said boomslang nuked me. I half wish english speaking people would just say tree snake lol.
Ikr? I was waiting to hear it, then went 🤦🏻
Jesus, internet people always have to get peeved over the smallest things. We all know what we're talking about, so why not let people pronounce it this way? It's much cooler than a word that literally just means "tree snake", in my opinion
@@idotonely If he's allowed to say boomslang in a goofy way I'm allowed to laugh about it. You make it sound like I cursed his bloodline or something. Do you even have Afrikaans context for the word?
How do you say it?
@@carlinkag2525 you meant Dutch lol
As a girl, if we scare you we’re doing it right
As a guy, I assault orphans. There’s nothing else to it, they run fast
Okie I thought so 😅😂
When is it my turn with one that scares me a little bit? 😢
@@tHefLLwuP what?
@@tHefLLwuP When you stop feeling sorry for urself
Cant believe she topped the Boomslang (the most evil creature in existence)
Hay.
U forgot the floating skull that always floats right outside of ur peripheral vision
The belligerent zip tie is beautiful!
Took me a minute to realize “belligerent zip tie” wasn’t the actual species name lol
I think we should start a petition to make it official species name because it's just perfect 😂
Girlfriend is definitely the most scary out of all those things. Her venom is not chemical, but verbal, and so much more painful.
If her verbal words hurt you, you need to call for help
Boomslang said "CMERE BOI!!"
That was the cutest zip tie I've ever seen
#4 , the Tokay gecko... The reason why I quit my job at Petco
The snake at the beginning of the video is absolutely adorable to me
As a South African we sure do love our “BoOm SlAnGs”
I literally love reptiles and think boomslangs are literally out to get us . Look at them all beady eyed and cute
describing a tokay as loving humans is never something i thought id hear
Girlfriends are constantly in quantum superposition, always simultaneously the cutest thing ever and the most terrifying
That ziptie snake scared the hell outta me for some reason the way it was moving.
Any clue what species the belligerent zip tie is? They’re adorable I must know more 🥺
It's a parrot snake
Thanks!
A vine snake
@@ddorkk4777 it’s a parrot snake
You had me at “belligerent zip-tie”
the first snake is SOOOOOOO CUTE ❤ love at first sight!
Finally someone that knows how to get things in the right order
You showed her being physically aggressive. We all know they play the emotional game.
Lol, now that this comment has gotten a lot of attention, I think I should tell you... this was intended to be funny 😁
Its a joke 😂
Are you ok bro?
That's oddly weird, are you alright?
@@towerofgodfan4107
A woman, obviously. I hate this disingenuous question. It smacks of victim-blaming.
Yeah my gecko emotionally manipulates me all the time, it sucks
Without even being familiar with the first four I am still confident the last creature is the most dangerous.
The boomslang got me 😂😂😂😂
Like: _What?! Are you talking to me bro?!_
That boomslang really don't like people staring at him😂
Boomslange are mean and dangerous. Whenever I go out to the farm, I'm hyper cautious of those guys. Basically perfectly blend into the trees.
Scariest part. The girlfriend can ruin his life the most. Compared to all those reptiles.
facts!!! she’s got tattoos & a nose piercing 🚩🚩🚩if i’ve ever seen one.
That gecko with his mouth open really saying feed me now!
“Meanest creatures” “this gecko loves humans!”
I hate that as a south african i know how to say boomslang. Bc its afrikaans for tree snake. Legit. And it hurts me inly bc i knw how to😂
By the way as a South African the word Boomslang (tree snake in Afrikaans) is pronounced Boo um Slung
So this would be helpful if u need to say the word to someone in Soutv Africa because saying the English way is very confusing for them
As an afrikaans south african, I would've asked for an image to try and figure out what they were talking about 😅I'd be sooo confused that it's sad
Dit frustreer my poes erg
I just learned the other day that the English name is just the Afrikaans name horribly mispronounced. Which is sadly very common.
The 3rd one is like when u smell pizza rolls
That gecko looks like a demon from demon slayer💀😭
Why would your girlfriend scare you? Just attach a chain to that nose ring and you will have her under control in no time.
Lmao wtf
@@redwolfdragonkirangordondj2840 Research twitch for animals.
You must tell us what the zip tie noodle is
i’m pretty sure it’s some type of vine snake
"Come at me bro" every day each Tokay gecko wakes up and chooses violence.
this dude straight up naming his reptiles like they're how to train your dragon cast and I'm here for it
The boomslang wasn’t having it Lmao
Call PETA this mf has a human in his house 🤨
More! These are great and your girlfriend looks like the kind of chick I would want in my corner we’re I to find myself in a sketch situation.
Zip Tie & Boomslang: different breeds - *same energy* 💀
Lil' Man giving us that Bombastic side eye.
Rip the incels that cant tell hes joking 😂
Rip the si male above me who can’t understand the Ligma male mindset, assault orphans and sell people to netherland circuses
Will-I-Am was like “keep that camera outta my face”
The first snake look like he saying ayeeeeeeeee wusss gooooddd niqqaaaa 😭
I love that Boomslang comes from "tree snake" 😂
"Belligerent zip tie"
This belongs on r/rareinsults and r/brandnewsentence
Belligerent zip tie has me on the mf floor 😂😂😂
A girlfriend who shares your house with a collection of venomous snakes and a belligerent ziptie: very scary
The girl friend is by far the most dangerous animal near him
Bro holding a whole ass hissing snake so casually like a pencil 😭✏️
Your tone of voice should be added in there 😂 hahahaha
That last one is terrifying
Bro fr squared up. No arms and I could still tell bro had his hands up😂