Shane Gillis Reacts to NYC Mayor’s Drug Search Video

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Комментарии • 643

  • @MyWillBeDone
    @MyWillBeDone 11 месяцев назад +621

    "Oh you think it's just your child's retainer case, and BAM... it's an indentured servant" 🤣🤣

    • @StoreRunDotCom
      @StoreRunDotCom 11 месяцев назад +18

      that one was awesome. along with: behind the autographed Katy Perry photo is a gatlin nug and some oxy clean.(paraphrased due to the fact that this place censors human beings)

    • @GoodGirlWaGun
      @GoodGirlWaGun 11 месяцев назад +4

      That one got me😂

    • @MyWillBeDone
      @MyWillBeDone 11 месяцев назад +9

      This whole thing is hilarious 🤣.
      "Check through your child's coloring book, easily in there, they could have a couple ninja stars and a bear trap" 😂

    • @magnumbrahms5339
      @magnumbrahms5339 11 месяцев назад +3

      Theo out here teaching me new words. Indentured. Lol 😆

    • @steveescher1554
      @steveescher1554 11 месяцев назад

      @@StoreRunDotCom I just got banned on FB, which isn't unusual, but it didn't even tell me why this time. Just that I was banned.

  • @NickGE1904
    @NickGE1904 11 месяцев назад +228

    "this is like black clue" haha god damn theo always gets my dying man hahahah

    • @loganwatson5905
      @loganwatson5905 5 месяцев назад +5

      You know why there are no black characters in the game “Clue”?
      Because then it would be called “Solved”

  • @dylanbandi6631
    @dylanbandi6631 11 месяцев назад +723

    Kudos to the mayor. When the kids see this video, they are instantly sneaking into their parents room & trying out the mayors tips

    • @goalieg3391
      @goalieg3391 11 месяцев назад +15

      Big brained comment.

    • @dylanbandi6631
      @dylanbandi6631 11 месяцев назад +28

      @@goalieg3391 It might be smooth, but it sure is big

    • @StoreRunDotCom
      @StoreRunDotCom 11 месяцев назад +5

      good call.. remember folks, it works both ways.

    • @pinheadlarry1327
      @pinheadlarry1327 11 месяцев назад

      You can thank the liberals 🫡

  • @justinmersch8611
    @justinmersch8611 11 месяцев назад +225

    "Check in your childs coloring book, what do they got in there? A couple ninja stars and a bear trap." Im crying 😂

  • @rickolazo5081
    @rickolazo5081 11 месяцев назад +119

    "is that a my little pony? No! Its my little fentanyl stash"😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tommyrq180
    @tommyrq180 11 месяцев назад +198

    When Theo gets on a roll, there is no stopping him. He’s locked in. 😂

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 11 месяцев назад +3

      The first half of the EP was a bit awkward until Theo got into his stride. Sig Epstein island

  • @Pappi83
    @Pappi83 11 месяцев назад +234

    "A picture of Andy Dufresne" 💀I actually died

  • @check4v
    @check4v 11 месяцев назад +294

    This whole episode is amazing because Theo keeps going back to this bit.

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 11 месяцев назад +13

      Theo def had a buncha shit he thought of for this he wanted to say em all haha

    • @musicmatters4357
      @musicmatters4357 11 месяцев назад +8

      So amazing Shane finally said "good stuff," hoping he'd stfu about it. If a comedian has to say "that's good stuff," one should try something different. Something not cringey and lame.

    • @johannagel4520
      @johannagel4520 11 месяцев назад +5

      It was really dull.

    • @emunety
      @emunety 11 месяцев назад

      @@musicmatters4357good stuff

    • @nicolasortega9855
      @nicolasortega9855 11 месяцев назад +3

      "the music before Castlevania starts "😅

  • @rosstafarite69
    @rosstafarite69 11 месяцев назад +77

    Black Clue caught me off guard 🤣🤣

  • @jcbier6127
    @jcbier6127 11 месяцев назад +76

    "Tramadol now and laters" had me geekin 😂😂😂😂

    • @shadowsbruther
      @shadowsbruther 11 месяцев назад

      tramadol now and laters is hilarious lmaoo

    • @litedawg
      @litedawg 11 месяцев назад

      Yess

    • @drphot6050
      @drphot6050 2 месяца назад

      It had the kid tweakin 😂

    • @thebagnchannel
      @thebagnchannel 2 месяца назад

      Now-A-Laters are indeed a drug lol

  • @peytonturnage362
    @peytonturnage362 11 месяцев назад +109

    The script said “secret” and he said “SECRETE”
    Currently scraping myself off the floor 😂😂

    • @brittonshupe
      @brittonshupe 10 месяцев назад +5

      "It could be a place to secrete or hide drugs" secrete is another word for hiding.

    • @TylerHennebury
      @TylerHennebury 8 месяцев назад +14

      @@brittonshupesecrete is to discharge fluid from a gland LMAO

    • @Pudknuckle
      @Pudknuckle 7 месяцев назад +2

      Sometimes words have more than one meaning ​@@TylerHennebury

    • @TylerHennebury
      @TylerHennebury 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@Pudknuckle Google is you’re friend LOL

    • @Psychonaut165
      @Psychonaut165 4 месяца назад

      @@TylerHenneburyI just googled it. Click “more definitions.”
      It also means hide

  • @867diesel
    @867diesel 11 месяцев назад +45

    " you can also hide your weed in here " 🤣🤣

    • @fightington
      @fightington 11 месяцев назад

      does he say that? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheLastDonaldYouMcRonald
    @TheLastDonaldYouMcRonald 11 месяцев назад +36

    "This is like black Clue" 😆🤣

  • @konzn7927
    @konzn7927 11 месяцев назад +25

    "this is like black clue"
    holy shit lmfaooo

  • @jordankoll2261
    @jordankoll2261 11 месяцев назад +27

    i wanna see an hour compilation of theo just saying where random drugs can be in that room.

  • @u-neekusername4430
    @u-neekusername4430 11 месяцев назад +26

    What's your daughter hiding in her bookcase...the scariest thing of all *TAXES*!!!! 😱 🤣🤣

  • @travishancock2302
    @travishancock2302 11 месяцев назад +113

    I can’t stop laughing at Theo with his mullet no hat and a pair of glasses…😂

    • @smoll.miniatures
      @smoll.miniatures 11 месяцев назад +10

      Party on Garth

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD 11 месяцев назад

      You mean like how he normally looks?

    • @BostonBlues
      @BostonBlues 11 месяцев назад

      he's looking more like Bryce Mitchell everyday

    • @emunety
      @emunety 11 месяцев назад

      He looks like a young Riff Raff before the cocaine

    • @emunety
      @emunety 11 месяцев назад +1

      He looks like he the lead singer of LFMAO.

  • @bigbagel1055
    @bigbagel1055 11 месяцев назад +27

    That mayor said something as simple as a crack pipe, the only person that would say that is someone who smoked crack.

  • @ErnestoBoots
    @ErnestoBoots 11 месяцев назад +20

    Puts the cocaine in his back pocket.."I'm gonna hold on to that"

  • @apaulkalipz
    @apaulkalipz 11 месяцев назад +34

    What if Shaggy and Velma had a son?
    Theo: Hold my beer 🍺 😂😂😂

  • @albertol9654
    @albertol9654 11 месяцев назад +17

    Bullets behind a picture frame makes no sense 😂

  • @pawlpoche8736
    @pawlpoche8736 11 месяцев назад +43

    As a teen in the late 80s, I’d store my weed inside my stereo. Literally I’d remove 2 screws and store it above the electronics. My parents would have never found it
    … I found out later they had their own 😂

    • @brittonshupe
      @brittonshupe 11 месяцев назад +7

      I had a plant on my windowsill and I used to wrap my weed in a baggie and bury it in the soil 😂

    • @rynelson85
      @rynelson85 11 месяцев назад +2

      Lol I used to hide weed in one of the 2 tape players of my stereo. 3 cds up top in rotation, The Offsprings Smash in one tape side, brick weed in the other 😂😂

    • @sladeb6036
      @sladeb6036 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@rynelson85nice lol

    • @gamingsuperun
      @gamingsuperun 6 месяцев назад

      Open the expandable hard drive slot of a PS2 and you can hide so much shit in there

  • @pauljoseph8338
    @pauljoseph8338 11 месяцев назад +12

    I’ve literally almost passed out laughing, then uncontrollably coughing at THEO’s Eric Adam’s impressions. That’s the funniest improv I’ve ever witnessed. Gang.

  • @macattack9041
    @macattack9041 11 месяцев назад +72

    He’s really suggesting that people search their kids room when he’s letting thousands of people into the city and he don’t know who they are

  • @blackbuck4real
    @blackbuck4real 11 месяцев назад +43

    Close your eyes and imagine Theo & Shane set up like "Mystery Science Theater 3000" watching this madness unfold, seeing their silhouettes with Theo going on like this & the MulleT bouncing all over the place😂

    • @OnkelStein
      @OnkelStein 11 месяцев назад +3

      👌👌👌

    • @sladelist2829
      @sladelist2829 11 месяцев назад +2

      Dude I was thinking the same damn thing!

    • @blackbuck4real
      @blackbuck4real 11 месяцев назад +2

      @sladelist2829 hahaha 😆 Helll yea, you KNOW!!🙌

  • @thisistheendpt2
    @thisistheendpt2 11 месяцев назад +53

    Theo is the most underrated comedian of our time

    • @mattskucas4097
      @mattskucas4097 11 месяцев назад +2

      I think he's funnier on podcasts than on his own stand ups

  • @GrahamHill-y9v
    @GrahamHill-y9v 11 месяцев назад +47

    I think the NYC mayor is in Hunter Biden's bed room😂

  • @rickyricardo3551
    @rickyricardo3551 11 месяцев назад +56

    No one has ever accused adams of being clever , smart , qualified, a decent dude among other things . Rip NYC

    • @pinheadlarry1327
      @pinheadlarry1327 11 месяцев назад +8

      “Neva know whut’chyo findin”

    • @amyscott9496
      @amyscott9496 11 месяцев назад

      Omg life is so wild anymore

    • @masoodvoon8999
      @masoodvoon8999 10 месяцев назад

      Shane Gillis trying to make that money by hedging. lol.

  • @brockriley8454
    @brockriley8454 11 месяцев назад +16

    They were never going to check the battery compartment of my RC car.

  • @mikeh024
    @mikeh024 11 месяцев назад +9

    “Hes got guns and a printer”😭💀

  • @kolesteele4242
    @kolesteele4242 11 месяцев назад +37

    “Look under your dirty clothes, there’s a SMG fully modded out, gold bars too!”

  • @Robert-bk1dm
    @Robert-bk1dm 11 месяцев назад +6

    Theo rocking the Austin powers look. Groovy baby.

  • @GuinessHangover
    @GuinessHangover 11 месяцев назад +4

    Dude, that is the craziest "kids room" I've ever seen... Looks more like somebody's grandma's living room.

  • @ryanm.4195
    @ryanm.4195 11 месяцев назад +6

    “Or something as simple as a crackpipe” like what😂😂

    • @MyWillBeDone
      @MyWillBeDone 11 месяцев назад

      He thinking about them 80s children 🤣

  • @alansweet4322
    @alansweet4322 11 месяцев назад +5

    Rob Schnider SNL: “ You can put weed in there man”

  • @kriz95c
    @kriz95c 9 месяцев назад +2

    Look under that pack of Marlboro Reds! Whats that ? Your father that was gone 15 years ago looking for them! 😂😂😂

  • @johndodson8464
    @johndodson8464 10 месяцев назад +2

    You think that's a stuffed Ludacris doll? But open up it's back an' you got a butt balloon o' crystal an' a couple narcan chewables. 😂

  • @mattdavis4410
    @mattdavis4410 11 месяцев назад +6

    Who's room is that Hunter Bidens I lost it 💀🤣💀

  • @user-eq5ub5rs3g
    @user-eq5ub5rs3g 11 месяцев назад +18

    Something simple as a crack pipe 😂

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 11 месяцев назад

      Yep, all the kids are smoking crack these days 😂

    • @user-eq5ub5rs3g
      @user-eq5ub5rs3g 11 месяцев назад

      @@A6Legit its a gateway drug

  • @MyWillBeDone
    @MyWillBeDone 11 месяцев назад +8

    The crack pipe in the bookbag is wild 🤣🤣🤣.

  • @maylee5928
    @maylee5928 11 месяцев назад +4

    Theo is having so damn much fun with this lmfaoooooooo

  • @mr.yellowstrat3352
    @mr.yellowstrat3352 11 месяцев назад +61

    "Secrete" 😂 this dude made it to Mayor of NYC and doesn't understand definitions to basic words

    • @pete_smack
      @pete_smack 11 месяцев назад +1

      And makes way more money then you 😂

    • @parusyte
      @parusyte 11 месяцев назад

      @@pete_smack dickriding at its finest

    • @fuckcensorship69
      @fuckcensorship69 11 месяцев назад +9

      Affirmative action at it's best 😂😂😂

    • @jasonsantiago6308
      @jasonsantiago6308 11 месяцев назад +2

      I hate to be that guy because I cannot stand this clown, but the verb secrete has two meanings: to produce fluids, or to hide away

    • @MrJaVization
      @MrJaVization 11 месяцев назад +6

      What do you expect from a Democrat ran City/State

  • @ACOfficialTV1
    @ACOfficialTV1 8 месяцев назад +2

    oh look under that Nintendo switch, oh what's that?... BAM it's a 12 gauge and some tramadol now & laters 😂😂

  • @jrmontoya4739
    @jrmontoya4739 3 месяца назад +3

    “Secrete” 😂

  • @Willowcreek19
    @Willowcreek19 11 месяцев назад +9

    Anytime you see these two you know you're gonna hear something that should never be said under any circumstances, but it's gonna be fun!

  • @tonyattardo9350
    @tonyattardo9350 11 месяцев назад +5

    The pillow is the best. I feel something bumpy! Pulls out a snub nosed .38 😂
    You really needed to undo the button to think something was amiss?

  • @curtchauvin5303
    @curtchauvin5303 Месяц назад +3

    They filmed this in the Mayors actual room.

  • @ll4680
    @ll4680 11 месяцев назад +30

    Two of the most respected members of the Comedy Rogansphere. Definitely not in the 6 unfunny comedians Kat was talking about 😂

    • @FiveLeefClovr
      @FiveLeefClovr 11 месяцев назад +2

      mark normand was one of those 6. don’t forget that.

    • @alientoken4517
      @alientoken4517 11 месяцев назад +1

      Katt has been living rent free in my head ever since that moment 😂 anytime I see someone that's in the Comedy Rogansphere my mind immediately goes back to that comment. Hilarious.

    • @TC8787-yq7og
      @TC8787-yq7og 11 месяцев назад

      Kat is a bitter old comedian who clearly has a drinking problem, sad to see

    • @CjKillinit
      @CjKillinit 11 месяцев назад

      Yeah, feel like Rogan shouldn't have shared and responded to that clip. Made him look needy and Kat look boss

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 11 месяцев назад +10

      Katt prob was talking about Shane which is WILD
      I love Katt but Shane is miles funnier. sorry

  • @rudigomez
    @rudigomez 11 месяцев назад +4

    This is one of the funniest things I have seen Theo do

  • @YousTubo
    @YousTubo 9 месяцев назад +2

    Bro this is a mayor 😂

  • @kyle896
    @kyle896 11 месяцев назад +19

    Theo had to replay and find out where that coke was stashed

    • @jttyler6419
      @jttyler6419 11 месяцев назад +1

      His mind is on them glory days

    • @kyle896
      @kyle896 11 месяцев назад

      @@jttyler6419 on yea bout to sneak a line in

  • @BuffaloSpiritGuide
    @BuffaloSpiritGuide 11 месяцев назад +2

    Lmao a picture of Andy Dufrane?! Lmao!!!

  • @LordDarthSmyth
    @LordDarthSmyth 11 месяцев назад +5

    That's so crazy, that looks just like my childhood room. With all the same items and all the same hiding places for my guns and drugs.

  • @travishancock2302
    @travishancock2302 11 месяцев назад +14

    I can’t believe that dude is the mayor of New York City, what a fumb duck…!

    • @tileavenue6911
      @tileavenue6911 11 месяцев назад +2

      DEI

    • @Cosdamotto
      @Cosdamotto 11 месяцев назад +2

      Many NYers voted for the republican candidate but unfortunately many young hippie types voted for Adam’s . He’s done absolutely nothing for us as a city . He himself doesn’t even live here he has a nice place in Jersey

    • @pinheadlarry1327
      @pinheadlarry1327 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@Cosdamottopretty much the same situation as California (surprisingly,) most of the state votes republican. Unfortunately the inner cities vote liberal because they get those handouts

  • @buckmudd8006
    @buckmudd8006 11 месяцев назад +1

    "This underwear? A slingshot. This pikachu right here? That's a land mine. DARE to be vigilent, parents!"

  • @ironmaiven
    @ironmaiven 11 месяцев назад +2

    “A 12 gauge and some tramadol” 😭

  • @LandoniDrums
    @LandoniDrums 9 месяцев назад +2

    Look in the crawl space, oh whose that? That’s John Wayne Gacy!

  • @A6Legit
    @A6Legit 11 месяцев назад +5

    This shit was hilarious. Shane was so right about it being a video game lol

  • @beauskelton7819
    @beauskelton7819 11 месяцев назад +9

    Theos look gettin more wacky by the month 😂

  • @RobKaiser_SQuest
    @RobKaiser_SQuest 3 месяца назад +1

    This is like that post-Columbine clip of a kid pulling the entire Fort Knox arsenal out of his JNCO jeans

  • @enchantedharlot
    @enchantedharlot 11 месяцев назад +2

    "THIS IS LIKE BLACK CLUE!!!" 💀😭💀😭💀😭💀😭💀😭💀😭💀😭💀😭💀😭💀😭💀

  • @jamesmorrison7989
    @jamesmorrison7989 11 месяцев назад +6

    That kids packin! He’s got more goodies than I do!

  • @lucasewen2973
    @lucasewen2973 11 месяцев назад +4

    I want to see Theo recreate this video so bad. It would be an epic bit.

  • @fraserpark8377
    @fraserpark8377 11 месяцев назад +1

    I could listen to Theo keep going for days

  • @kal2487
    @kal2487 11 месяцев назад +10

    Ignoring the fact that it’s tragic parents need this information … this video and the running bit had me in stitches.

    • @MatthewGill-nv4tb
      @MatthewGill-nv4tb 11 месяцев назад +1

      Parents need that info???? What fucking world do you live in

    • @kal2487
      @kal2487 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@MatthewGill-nv4tb apparently they do

    • @MatthewGill-nv4tb
      @MatthewGill-nv4tb 11 месяцев назад

      @kal2487 I get that... unfortunately you don't need to be an adult to be a parent....

  • @robertdacquisto6871
    @robertdacquisto6871 2 месяца назад

    I live in upstate and I can truly say that NYC never ceases to amaze me. It’s absolute lunacy.

  • @kingmajin
    @kingmajin 5 месяцев назад

    "what's that? it's a shank and a picture of andy dufrain" "look under that nintendo switch. what's that? a 12 gauge and some tramadol" lmao

  • @johndodson8464
    @johndodson8464 10 месяцев назад +1

    I want hear a whole hour of Theo finding contraband in a hood bedroom. 😂😂

  • @RevengeAvenger
    @RevengeAvenger 11 месяцев назад +1

    This is like a 90's "Tis is your Brain on drugs" Eggs

  • @Realmediamashup
    @Realmediamashup 11 месяцев назад +2

    That was a snl scetch

  • @MrMatt713
    @MrMatt713 11 месяцев назад +3

    Theo looks like Edna from Incredibles about to make Shanes super suit, Downs Syndrome

  • @joshuasosa8212
    @joshuasosa8212 11 месяцев назад +2

    “What grade is the kid?” 🤣🤣🤣 Theo is me.

  • @Not_The_FBI_1992
    @Not_The_FBI_1992 8 месяцев назад +1

    "Black Clue"!!!! Lolololo!!!

  • @drcowbeef
    @drcowbeef 11 месяцев назад +2

    Look under your daughter’s bed and boom, there’s a Jewish tunnel.

  • @Greg-lw4zb
    @Greg-lw4zb 2 месяца назад +1

    You can look in a jewelry box, a jewelry box of this nature, maybe a simple jewelry box...but if you look through it closely, you don't what your mayor may be hiding... oh, what's that? BOOM! An indictment charge!

  • @xtraxtrathirsty
    @xtraxtrathirsty 11 месяцев назад +1

    if you have that many weapons and drugs in your house.. im pretty sure the parents are in on it because thats a Trap House lol

  • @wngboktsai
    @wngboktsai 2 месяца назад +1

    Picture of andy dufresne 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SirrCommander
    @SirrCommander 13 дней назад

    “Oh a picture of Andy Dufresne” 😂😂 fuckin what Theo ? 😂

  • @treywatkins5128
    @treywatkins5128 2 месяца назад +1

    They just arrested him for finding all this in his bedroom! Theo broke it first.

  • @peterlarkin762
    @peterlarkin762 11 месяцев назад +1

    I love the way it's gone full circle and reality copies Southpark now.

  • @ilovecrockpot
    @ilovecrockpot 11 месяцев назад +1

    Tramadol now and laters😂

  • @houlipaints
    @houlipaints 11 месяцев назад +1

    I'm gonna paint Mayor Eric Adams as a Dracula from Castelvania and he's searching through somebody's kid's room

  • @dgs5809
    @dgs5809 11 месяцев назад +2

    He said bookcase but i swear that coke baggie came from his own pocket.

  • @Blizznor
    @Blizznor 11 месяцев назад +4

    Most people don’t know this, but you can put your weed in there

  • @afit5341
    @afit5341 11 месяцев назад

    Made me think they were trying to re-do the skit Breuer and Schneider did on SNL. “Something to put your weed in” 😂

  • @kevinveal758
    @kevinveal758 11 месяцев назад +2

    Theo made my day - again

  • @1seansouth
    @1seansouth 9 месяцев назад

    Theo just doesn't want to give up the joke, so Shane just gives in, which makes it funnier.

  • @yogiblack42
    @yogiblack42 2 месяца назад

    Tremedol Now n’ Laters is genius level funny 🤣

  • @Highvibin213
    @Highvibin213 11 месяцев назад +1

    I love when Theo mentions now and laters 😂😂😂

  • @StoneyMeyerhoeffer
    @StoneyMeyerhoeffer 11 месяцев назад +2

    when I was living at home I had 3 guns on my wall, and ammo everywhere. This is hilarious.

  • @gg42high88
    @gg42high88 9 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂😂its like black clue theo a legend

  • @JSantino82
    @JSantino82 11 месяцев назад +1

    I’m crying 😭 😂

  • @smartz565
    @smartz565 11 месяцев назад +3

    this is an ilegal search 😂😂

  • @Japheigod
    @Japheigod Месяц назад

    If you closed your eyes and listen closely, he sounds like the "Tossed Salad Guy" LMAO.

  • @misterdeplorable2088
    @misterdeplorable2088 11 месяцев назад

    Always look for the chainsaw in the old shoe . That's where I keep mine .😂😂

  • @LaggyMcstutters
    @LaggyMcstutters 11 месяцев назад +1

    “Something simple as a crack pipe.” 😂

  • @inkdredneck1776
    @inkdredneck1776 11 месяцев назад +1

    Why isn't that mayor in jail? He just showed everyone he is in possession of guns and drugs 😂

  • @Munir9595
    @Munir9595 11 месяцев назад +5

    Damn Theo REALLY dragged this joke out ..

  • @Hannah-l4p6s
    @Hannah-l4p6s 2 месяца назад +2

    That's that long-staple Turkish cotton

  • @mementhusiast
    @mementhusiast 2 месяца назад

    I live in NYC and could never take this guy seriously 😂 he's a character fr