I was at Foxwoods earlier this year and there was a couple playing a machine... one was the screen tapper and the other was the button slapper, both doing it at the same time on the same machine. Needless to say, I had to walk away and find another machine away from that.
I can't stand those, and the button slappers, or as I call them slap happy...or they are lucky I don't slap them like they are slapping the button. I've often thought as one would be sitting close to me how I would love to rig the button to give them an electric shock if the button was hit too hard or too fast
I've been this: 1:17. And this: 3:09. And this: 3:40. And also one you guys forgot: the "screen toucher"... _all_ rolled into one. Guilty as charged. Thanks guys for humbling me (jokes). 😂🤣
This was FANTASTIC! I can relate to your video. I have seen every single one of those people. Excellent material. It was hilarious, but you proved the facts. 👍😂 Keep up the good work. It give us something exciting to watch.
I laughed so hard at this! I have seen so many of these players. Love the "know-it-all" telling me how I need to play! I snicker to myself and never correct them because I know what I have learned from your channels! Thank you.
This was hilarious, guys! Plus the comments, and we have comedy central here. The "know it all" was the funniest imo. I know a guy who's the combination of the degenerate+complainer+almost.
The slapper raised my blood pressure, and it wasn't even real. I also like the camped-out player who doesn't play until you ask if they are playing. One spin and they camp out again. Fun video.
So true, the only one I would add is the "Spectating Sniper" Watches all the people getting good bonus and gets on a machine on the same bank or waits until you get up so they can play your machine..😂
Great vid guys, I have friends with those habits. The most annoying are the screen slappers expecting the bonus round will give them a million times their bet. It’s so loud, I stop to see if they have broken the screen
That was so spot on, though the 1 you didn't mention which annoys me is a particular slot channel that constantly says, putting the volume up all the way gives you a 8.something % better chance at a jackpot. The button slappers though are the #1 annoyances
That was a hoot! So, so funny but true. I had to share with several of my friends. You forgot one though……. The player that always touches or rubs the screen thinking they can stop/ control each reel.
Great stuff guys what a riot. Hate button slappers. You forgot cigar smokers that bow smoke on you and people that touch screen & kiss screen etc. Also loveie dovies that steal your chair so can't sit to play slot.
I have a friend whos a complainer and a slapper. Hes also a reminiscer, he never shuts up about the one grand jackpot he won almost 15 years go. (He doesnt get any higher than a mini/minor these days)
@GambleSmart - You really should do a Part 2 to this. Include, screen puncher along with some other ones from the comments below. I don't do any of these, except maybe curse (in my head, lol .. but I've seen most of these including the puncher! 😘🍀🍀🍀🌹
2 others for Part 2, people that touch the screen and talk to machine...also people who put a slip of paper on the third reel...not sure why....so funny!!!
You forgot the superstitious players that think if you looking over his shoulder it’s bad luck, and the ones that beat on the machine thinking is going to help get a bonus, but it was a good video 😅
Now, that was entertaining! Good stuff, guys. One you forgot (there are many, I know) is the "auto-player." Patron puts $2k in the machine and inserts a business card in the crack of the Play button so that it automatically keeps playing. They either get up big or....
Hello, I recently watched a video and the youtuber said "he played a multiple denomination slot machine. By changing the denomination and the amount of bet, he is changing the random number generator". What is your take on this statement? Thanks for the response.
@@GambleSmartDoes it mean if one bets $20 will expect the same probability of winning as one who bets 50 cents? Is this applied to dragon link machines?
I sat next to a lady who likes to sit next to people when they're playing and 'boast' about how she once won the Grand Jackpot at the Casino you're playing at 😮 Not sure if there's a name for that one 😂
Im one who keeps my mouth shut, doesnt want to be bothered, paying attention to the game . & I dont say much except to my other half & son when I get a bounus or good hand payout. But Im the one when the machine starts paying a decent amount, everyone else starts paying attn. My Other half , she is a screen toucher & talks to the machine . 😂 The ones that drive me nuts are the button slappers . 🙄
Many times I have seen little old ladies that wipe their fingers across the center line to line up a hit. It's great for fingerprints, not too sure if it lines up the symbols though. 🤣 I cringe when I see the Degenerate Gamblers that can afford it on a high denomination machine. Fast stopping the reels @ $50.00 or more a spin. Omg, there goes a mortgage payment and college tuition for a kid in ten minutes. 😵😣
😂😂😂 when you see yourself in half of these players.l😂😂
Agreed!!!
“The complainer” was my favorite 😂 Listing the things that suck and then ending it with “I suck” had me cracking up.
You forgot the “Screen tappers” - hitting the screen during a bonus feature to get something to stop in the right place :)
I was at Foxwoods earlier this year and there was a couple playing a machine... one was the screen tapper and the other was the button slapper, both doing it at the same time on the same machine. Needless to say, I had to walk away and find another machine away from that.
I can't stand those, and the button slappers, or as I call them slap happy...or they are lucky I don't slap them like they are slapping the button. I've often thought as one would be sitting close to me how I would love to rig the button to give them an electric shock if the button was hit too hard or too fast
I LMAO. That's was too good and too true. I can't stop laughing, kudos to the actors
I've been this: 1:17. And this: 3:09. And this: 3:40. And also one you guys forgot: the "screen toucher"... _all_ rolled into one. Guilty as charged. Thanks guys for humbling me (jokes). 😂🤣
@GambleSmart
Omggggggggg lol out of that entire list is the gamblers who hog the slot machines in the casino are the worst. 😥😂
Thanks for the laughs! Make more of these please because there are a few more “types”😂
Can you do an addendum to this video and add not the player, but the snooper who hangs over your shoulder watching you play?
That is a good one
Yeah the stalkers too who r just waiting for u to get up, you can feel them on your donkey omgoshness
this was awesome! you are really going tp piss some people off because, as we know... THE TRUTH HURTS!
haha!!! The Overly Excited Player and the Complainer had me in tears, good stuff guys haha!
This was FANTASTIC! I can relate to your video. I have seen every single one of those people. Excellent material. It was hilarious, but you proved the facts. 👍😂 Keep up the good work. It give us something exciting to watch.
What a way to make me smile throughout the entire video. 😂
You forgot the "screen touchers" :D
Great vid!
I have set beside all of these players.Another fine production by Gamble Smart Gamble Safe
😂😂😂😂😂OMG that was Hilarious 😆😆😆😆. Dave don't 🍷🍷🍷🍷 and 🎰🎰🎰🎰. #Gamble Smart Gamble Safe. Best Video here's your trophy 🏆 for Best Slot Channel.
Glad you enjoyed it
yeah you forgot the best one, the screen tapping "Voodoo" players!!! LOL
I have never laughed SO hard!!!!
😂You guys are hilarious, but this is so true. 🤣 Keep up the great work. Good Luck!
That arm holding the drink!😂😂😂😂 I don't drink, so this is funny in the casino but not on the road. 😢
OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Thanks for the morning laughs.
Guys I love this one I have never laughed so hard in my life so true😂😂😂😂😂😂
Freakin Hilarious
I’m probably gonna be ALL the above
🤣😂🤪
That voice in the "know it all" one...lmao!!!!
I laughed through the whole video! Omg! 😂😂😂
I laughed so hard at this! I have seen so many of these players. Love the "know-it-all" telling me how I need to play! I snicker to myself and never correct them because I know what I have learned from your channels! Thank you.
This was hilarious, guys! Plus the comments, and we have comedy central here. The "know it all" was the funniest imo. I know a guy who's the combination of the degenerate+complainer+almost.
The slapper raised my blood pressure, and it wasn't even real. I also like the camped-out player who doesn't play until you ask if they are playing. One spin and they camp out again. Fun video.
That video is very funny - you must of had fun making it. Thank you for the laugh. I see myself in at least half they player types.
Glad you enjoyed it!
So true, the only one I would add is the "Spectating Sniper"
Watches all the people getting good bonus and gets on a machine on the same bank or waits until you get up so they can play your machine..😂
🤣😂...spot on! Do you suppose that is why Chica Bonita "aye, aye,aye,ayes" and Budda "hah,hah,hah,hahs"?
Great vid guys, I have friends with those habits. The most annoying are the screen slappers expecting the bonus round will give them a million times their bet. It’s so loud, I stop to see if they have broken the screen
This video was hilarious guys!
Absolutely Hilarious!! I think I ran into at least 4 of those types this past weekend! LOL
That was so spot on, though the 1 you didn't mention which annoys me is a particular slot channel that constantly says, putting the volume up all the way gives you a 8.something % better chance at a jackpot. The button slappers though are the #1 annoyances
Great job guys!! That was spot on and so true!! Thank you for the laughs!!!
If i miss going to the casino, ill just watch this 😂
This cracked me up😂😂😂
Something about some salt lol that's great Dave.
I dont think I was any of those!😉🤫 ha! I kno two guys that should be getting Oscar's tonite!!! Good stuff...👍🎰🎲👍
You are all 10 Joe
@@GambleSmart hmm... which one of u is the sucka that sent that?!?! Ha! Maybe, the degenerate gambler...😁
You made me cry so much! Every one of your steps is so real!
Next to me last night was a slapper,slap harder and the screen rubber fast stopped all rolled into one person lol
Exactly 😂😂😂 I've seen that!
Omg, this is hilarious! Good job guys I’ve seen all of these. So annoying.
I absolutely LOVE THIS!😂
That was a hoot! So, so funny but true. I had to share with several of my friends. You forgot one though……. The player that always touches or rubs the screen thinking they can stop/ control each reel.
Absolutely Hilarious and spot on!!!
Nailed it! 😂
I needed laughter! Thanks guys
Great stuff guys what a riot. Hate button slappers. You forgot cigar smokers that bow smoke on you and people that touch screen & kiss screen etc. Also loveie dovies that steal your chair so can't sit to play slot.
I have a friend whos a complainer and a slapper. Hes also a reminiscer, he never shuts up about the one grand jackpot he won almost 15 years go. (He doesnt get any higher than a mini/minor these days)
@GambleSmart - You really should do a Part 2 to this. Include, screen puncher along with some other ones from the comments below. I don't do any of these, except maybe curse (in my head, lol .. but I've seen most of these including the puncher! 😘🍀🍀🍀🌹
Hilarious video. Great job!
2 others for Part 2, people that touch the screen and talk to machine...also people who put a slip of paper on the third reel...not sure why....so funny!!!
You forgot the superstitious players that think if you looking over his shoulder it’s bad luck, and the ones that beat on the machine thinking is going to help get a bonus, but it was a good video 😅
This was hilarious. You guys rock
OMG!! hysterical! can we call you slappy???
I feel seen! Great video!
Pretty much seen them all. Thanks guys.
OMGosh! This is hilarious and spot on @GambleSmart! Thank you for making me laugh out loud today. I really needed this right now. Love you guys! 😘🍀🍀🍀🌹
Glad you enjoyed it!
@@GambleSmart Yes, it was excellent. You guys are so much fun to watch!
You guys tell us all the time. This time it was Show, No Tell. And a pretty good show actually.
Hahaha 😂
Absolutely
Best video ever
Now, that was entertaining! Good stuff, guys.
One you forgot (there are many, I know) is the "auto-player." Patron puts $2k in the machine and inserts a business card in the crack of the Play button so that it automatically keeps playing. They either get up big or....
Good one!
Wow,there are people who do that?
This was so entertaining 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Very true to life seen them all . Infact tthats me playing the machine
Hahahaha some of them I can avoid 😂
Oscar Worthy performance!
LMAO!!!!! Great video!
Sooo funny! You forgot screen wipers and voodoo!!!
hahaha! those were good 😂
😂😂😂, on point!!!
Loved this video
LOL!! Awesome!!! 😂🎉😂
I think I found myself in each and everyone of them😂
Hilarious video guys 😂
I do none of these things... LOL funny stuff
Hahahahaha! So funny! 😂😂😂
Great video, guys!
Best video yet I have seen all of this
So good 😂
😂🤣Hilarious!
You picked the perfect game for this video.
Those are ALL correct. You see everyone every time you go.
Soooo funny seen it all
🤣🤣🤣 So Good! 🤣🤣🤣
yes and.... the screen toucher before they hit the button....😮
Omg I hate button slappers
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I HATE the button slappers!
There's also the rub the screen and expect the slot genie to reward you type.
So funny 😂😂😂
I was next to a complainer Saturday lmao. On a .25 3 bet machine lol. We all saw that jab at Dave at the end lol. White Russian Gang.
You forgot the screen slappers!
Hello, I recently watched a video and the youtuber said "he played a multiple denomination slot machine. By changing the denomination and the amount of bet, he is changing the random number generator". What is your take on this statement? Thanks for the response.
He’s not. It’s just changing the timing which you have no way to predict.
@@GambleSmartDoes it mean if one bets $20 will expect the same probability of winning as one who bets 50 cents? Is this applied to dragon link machines?
I laughed way too hard at this video, I detest button slappers.
makes me want to play slots
The almost got it was me in my last top dollar video 🤣
I sat next to a lady who likes to sit next to people when they're playing and 'boast' about how she once won the Grand Jackpot at the Casino you're playing at 😮 Not sure if there's a name for that one 😂
You could do a part 2 to this easy lol
Nothing worse than sitting by a slapper. Sounds like a damn woodpecker.
Professor..... we know
Im one who keeps my mouth shut, doesnt want to be bothered, paying attention to the game .
& I dont say much except to my other half & son when I get a bounus or good hand payout.
But Im the one when the machine starts paying a decent amount, everyone else starts paying attn.
My Other half , she is a screen toucher & talks to the machine . 😂
The ones that drive me nuts are the button slappers . 🙄
Many times I have seen little old ladies that wipe their fingers across the center line to line up a hit. It's great for fingerprints, not too sure if it lines up the symbols though. 🤣 I cringe when I see the Degenerate Gamblers that can afford it on a high denomination machine. Fast stopping the reels @ $50.00 or more a spin. Omg, there goes a mortgage payment and college tuition for a kid in ten minutes. 😵😣