NZ On Screen: Never Say Die - John Clarke's car salesman cameo

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  • Опубликовано: 20 мар 2018
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  • @blackadder8691
    @blackadder8691 Год назад +24

    “Runs like a haunted shithouse”
    😂😂😂

  • @richardparry6488
    @richardparry6488 Год назад +14

    "a brisk northerly up your freckle" 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️

  • @csjrogerson2377
    @csjrogerson2377 9 месяцев назад +12

    Cyril. I lost it from there onward. Tears down the face and howls of laughter. Wife thought I'd lost it. Nearly did.

  • @grunthostheflatulent9649
    @grunthostheflatulent9649 Год назад +14

    All my Dad's mates used to talk like that.
    They were quick witted, hilarious and always taking the piss.

  • @tomwills2
    @tomwills2 4 года назад +46

    What a treat. Classic clever humour. You are greatly missed John Clarke.

  • @productdesign9626
    @productdesign9626 Год назад +12

    Imagine getting that for $700 in any condition now

  • @Dennycrane757
    @Dennycrane757 Год назад +10

    I love how Tem is undecided until his partner chips in; then he buys it to spite her! 😂

  • @SabotPottery
    @SabotPottery 2 года назад +43

    You missed the best part at the end.... remember to park it on a hill.

  • @igmiDANZ
    @igmiDANZ 2 года назад +23

    Goes like a strangled fart 😂😂

  • @DOUGALUS
    @DOUGALUS 5 лет назад +13

    You've got to love a used car salesman, one of the best.

  • @RamblingCatastrophe
    @RamblingCatastrophe Год назад +7

    Jango Fett buys his first spaceship.

  • @SPQRTempus
    @SPQRTempus 12 дней назад

    John Clarke's face is only shown in close up because he wasn't on set with Temuera Morrison and Lisa Elbacher. He was filmed in Melbourne Australia and edited into the scene later.

  • @artfulalf
    @artfulalf 2 года назад +7

    This needs to be cleaned up and released digitally or on DVD 🙂

  • @OzzysRadioHalfHour
    @OzzysRadioHalfHour 2 года назад +2

    Shoutout to Norm Marsh. Ex trade school teacher at Kangan Bateman Automotive TAFE 👍

  • @josephking6515
    @josephking6515 9 месяцев назад +5

    The Billie T James _"How to buy a used car"_ skit was better than Fred Dagg selling them even though this was a good one.

    • @wardrobeuntermensch223
      @wardrobeuntermensch223 7 месяцев назад +2

      billy T is overrated. he had one joke

    • @kinghock
      @kinghock Месяц назад

      @@wardrobeuntermensch223 Said no one ever, you prat

  • @stevecampin5361
    @stevecampin5361 2 года назад +2

    Priceless humour!

  • @Daniel-gr2qq
    @Daniel-gr2qq Год назад

    Just brilliant

  • @jimraistrick8292
    @jimraistrick8292 3 года назад +25

    RIP John Clarke. This would’ve been awesome to redo as a bit with Boba Fett buying Slave One. 😆

  • @kingpinjunky0219
    @kingpinjunky0219 Год назад

    Love it

  • @Taniwha351
    @Taniwha351 2 года назад +4

    Early Tem. Even before Dr Ropata went to Guatemala.

  • @samfulton9994
    @samfulton9994 5 лет назад +3

    Absolutely gold

  • @user-qg9ps4cc9z
    @user-qg9ps4cc9z 3 месяца назад +1

    Classic. John comic genius. Good to see a young bounty hunter too

  • @miranda731
    @miranda731 4 года назад +17

    Temuera Morrison?

  • @joh2
    @joh2 2 года назад +10

    Jake the Muss buying clapped out Zephyr from Fred Dagg…

  • @invisibilianone6288
    @invisibilianone6288 2 месяца назад

    There's an old song called Shelby County Tribune, by C.W. McCall.
    About a 1957 Chevy pickup. Quite funny🎯⚡😁☕

  • @sp4263
    @sp4263 7 месяцев назад

    Awesome 😂😂😂😂

  • @Michael-sd1mu
    @Michael-sd1mu 3 года назад +8

    That guy became Boba Fett.

  • @mattyallen3396
    @mattyallen3396 2 года назад

    Best part of the movie

  • @OziBlokeTimG
    @OziBlokeTimG 2 месяца назад

    John is the best New Zealander.

  • @Shipwright1918
    @Shipwright1918 5 месяцев назад

    Jango Fett (no, really!) buying a nag off a wag, priceless.

  • @annastaziagoodwin6141
    @annastaziagoodwin6141 3 месяца назад

    :14 Jakey!!!❤❤❤❤

  • @cameronharris8039
    @cameronharris8039 8 месяцев назад +1

    Classic Kiwi comedy there

  • @mattyallen3396
    @mattyallen3396 Год назад +1

    I miss Clark

  • @bringtheseo
    @bringtheseo 2 года назад

    hahahahaha, hilarious!

  • @andyasdf2078
    @andyasdf2078 2 года назад +1

    How does this have so few views?

  • @dalehotz
    @dalehotz Месяц назад

    Brenda from highlander

  • @I.Live4oldcars.prospecting
    @I.Live4oldcars.prospecting Год назад

    What was this movie? Very funny

  • @invisibilianone6288
    @invisibilianone6288 2 месяца назад

    Rolls Canardly 😁

  • @dougswamprat5275
    @dougswamprat5275 Год назад +1

    Cyril, Cyril.

  • @hoilst265
    @hoilst265 23 дня назад

    "That's remarkably frank of you."
    "Cyril...Cyril."
    I will never forgive the Grampians for taking Clarke from us.

  • @stewartholiday6471
    @stewartholiday6471 10 месяцев назад +2

    Do Kiwis refer to a warranty as a "warrant", or was this part of the joke?

    • @ThatGuyinOz
      @ThatGuyinOz 9 месяцев назад +3

      "Warrant of fitness" a basic road safety inspection that had to be redone every 6 month IIRC.

    • @josephking6515
      @josephking6515 9 месяцев назад +1

      Also referred to as a *WOF.*

    • @LizMason-girvan
      @LizMason-girvan 7 месяцев назад +1

      Warrant is a "warrant of fitness" a legal requirement to show your car is roadworthy. The salesman has just explained the brake problem and that the car wouldn't pass a warrant of fitness test, but is ready to write him an (illegal) one anyway. Nowadays warrants of fitness are all hooked up to a national database and no garage would want to lose their ability to grant them by writing one for an unfit vehicle. Car dealerships couldn't write them either, still can't.

    • @uhtred7860
      @uhtred7860 2 месяца назад

      @@LizMason-girvanBack in the 80s when I was a teenager we all knew a garage that would stick a wof on whatever shitbox we brought in, usually someone’s brother or mate worked there.😆

    • @LizMason-girvan
      @LizMason-girvan 2 месяца назад

      Warrant, short for Warrant of Fitness (WoF) that is required to legally drive a vehicle on a public road.

  • @callumjoyce1712
    @callumjoyce1712 2 года назад +1

    Cash.

  • @mitcho_913
    @mitcho_913 Год назад +1

    Jango Fett buying the slave I

  • @bigkiwimike
    @bigkiwimike Год назад +1

    How kiwi is this?

  • @mathewdeering
    @mathewdeering Год назад

    The Muss before he started drinking.

  • @retimixshotcrete5870
    @retimixshotcrete5870 3 месяца назад

    Love it