$4 Million Kickstarter Scam
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- Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2022
- it seems this game is a, Dead Matter
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That phone call with his mother was so wholesome. I'm glad to see he has such a close relationship with his parents.
chronically online user discovers normal paternal relationship
Yeah lowkey was cute, reminds me of when RUclipsrs used to do those videos of like their parents playing video games with them. You love to see it
I also love that, knowing his audience, he didn’t go along with saying “pyromommy” like his mom said
@@danpungo I think you failed to realize that some people just don't have super good relationships with their parents so it can come across as a surprise to certain people
@@danpungo *maternal you retard
Pyro morphing into Charlie is truly the most terrifying experience of all time, we need petscop 2 to save him.
what do you mean by that?
@@corpses3287 he is doing the same thing that Charlie does of watching someone else's video on a live stream, essentially stealing the views, and saying exactly what everyone has already deduced
@@corpses3287 hes becoming a react streamer/youtuber
I love that game
@@code_renard bro adds more than critikal
the most surprising thing in this video is pyro legitimately talking to his mom
Maybe...
Hamburgers or Pizza?
Paid actor, furries arent capable of love
Whaaaat? Pyro having a moooom? Damn....how could that be real?
It was a skinwalker
You will never be a woman
Pyro being sick of the weight slider not doing too much is pretty surprising, you'd think he'd despise it instead.
He's adjusted his slider already, he's got the right to say something about it.
Pyro sad cannot look at chonkers
@@colorblockpoprocks6973 he can, however, do that in tf2 as pyro.
roblox pfp detected. ew.
@@Chonkems ok "BigChonkems"
watching pyro's chat is like witnessing a demented AI that's trying to simulate a twitch chat
the dedication of the hive mind to troll him with the audio is hilarious however
The dude spamming "when is petscop 2" had me fucking dying
"It's not a massed hallucination, it's a grooming allegation"
The bit with pyro's mom was so adorable
Wholesome
I was shocked that chat didn't spam milf
A wholesome mother and daughter moment.
Common Pyro W
chronically online user discovers normal paternal relationship
Parents calling in during their streamer son's streams are always a delight to see. Streamers' parents tend to be like the love of a streamer's fanbase. Gotta love it.
chronically online user discovers chronically online user's normal paternal relationship
@@ohnoitsbart6387 chronically online user comments the same thing on several comment threads
@@bigfootbuthesmokesweed6766 ONLINE user comments the same thing on several comment threads 💪
@@ohnoitsbart6387 quick response 😲
"What? Mom? No, I didn't groom any kid. Wha- No, mom. Wait, Collossal said that?" - Pyro to his mom during the grooming allegation.
Imagine how stupid the people who donated must have felt when they realised that 7 Days To Die is literally the game they wanted and it's been out there to play for a good decade
Edit 6/12/2022: Didn't know guys that Project Zomboid is a first person game fr
True
Hamburgers or Pizza?
@@Reth_Hard Pasta
The context-based ui meant it was supposed to be more like project zomboid but 3d
@@va5780
No... That's illegal.
You can't choose something else!
😠
I don't feel stupid, just robbed for having believed in them.
Why am i not suprised that Pyro would want weight sliders to have a MASSIVE inpact on his characters?
For real though, it is so dumb when they do basically nothing!
Furry inflation.
I mean, why have them if you can't have it max?
he wants to recreate his fat dark souls character
minor spelling mistake
Yes pyrocynical,we know ur shop store is a huge scam
Le yes
As is his "content creator" title, seeing how he resells stolen content.
@@dr_birb this one is not so much bit Im getting tired of all the videos with a vague and catchy clickbaity title. Everyone and their mother is doing It now
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personally if i was a furry i would never take that
Aw pyro's mom sounded so nice, compared to the persona pyro shows. I wonder how she felt when she learned pyro was a degenerate
Anyone other than Gen z don't care about what they do online my mom wouldn't even understand
@@sadsworth4605 bruh my mom is the complete opposite
@@sadsworth4605 well I mean some youtuber parents like to support their child by watching them on videos or streams, I mean I wonder how she felt when everyone starts screaming about fat furry or if she saw the mass hallucination
@@Soupurman hana machia's dad is a true Gigachad for joining the stream and enjoy the chat degeneracy lmao
"What? Mom? No, I didn't groom any kid. Wha- No, mom. Wait, Collossal said that?" - Pyro to his mom during the grooming allegation.
I legitimately got shit talked by people on Facebook during highschool cause I seen this and knew it was gonna fail and talked about it.
Here we are 5 years on and the writing was clearly still in the sand.
14:10 pyro defending himself by pointing out the technicality, but in essence still complaining he can't make his character morbidly obese is way too funny 💀💀💀
The thing with a lot of indie devs is - they always go for their dream game first. Huge, massive projects; and then they get burnt out, and abandon it.
An example of the opposite, however, is Toby Fox. Deltarune was his big dream project - but he set that aside, and made Undertale first, to practice and get used to everything. And then, when he had the money, the following, and the skill, he set out to make what he dreamed of.
It also showcases just how… unhinged some devs are, but in the best way possible.
My question is why don’t game devs make a small game with a great gameplay loop and then expand once the game is done?
Harder to sell to people, the same way Todd Howard oversells Bethesda games just to get investors.
that’s just not how it works, you can’t just make a game and release it while nobody knows anything about you or the game and then become popular, you have to build atleast sone excitement for it
"I hate when in a videogame It has a weight slider and It Only makes It a centimeter higher or lower"
How much did you expect It to go, Pyro? 🤨
Dare I say he might want them to be so fat they might appear.... inflated?
Like 1-3 ft out from waist, that’s ideal.
It should go from actively malnourished to mid detonation, thatd be funny, just permanent 1hp mode
@@2002nkpByall realize you dont have to try and make the link to inflation, right? he also commissions fat fetish art.
What a wholesome mum
Pyro's mom sounds like such a wholesome lady
"What? Mom? No, I didn't groom any kid. Wha- No, mom. Wait, Collossal said that?" - Pyro to his mom during the grooming allegation.
@@theotv5522why yall leaving these pointless replies it literally had nothing to do with the comment except for pyros mom
Someone who actually backed Dead Matter and played the closed alpha here. The watermark thing Pyro was joking about actually was in the game lol. It WAS transparent, but it constantly changed places on the screen like one of those TV screen savers.
Probably looked better than the game
Pyro's mom calling him and their small interaction was kind of wholesome ngl.
There was a Kickstarter for a game called RAW that was advertised to be the ultimate open world role-playing game where you could do whatever you want, from running a gas station to robbing someone's mansion. Turns out it was all a lie.
Who could have imagined that a game that tells you "you can do whatever yo want" was a lie 😲😯😮
see that mountain? you can climb it
there's already a game that has that, it's called fallout new vegas
If Pyro starts a kickstarter for Petscop 2 it will be scam as well
Upd. He probably will just show the Ramsker's video link
Le yes
le maybe
le perchance
not funny
le funny
The game they described is literally Project Zomboid, a game that’s been out since 2013
I knew this comment was coming im playing zomboid rn and its all i can think of
pyros mom sounds like such a sweetheart
Man i remember i got into this game a whole bunch of friends who in the end said what i told them in private that i had doubts and shit, they sent my dm to the devs and i got banned from both accessing the game aswsell as the discord, what a world we live in where doubt is considered toxicity lmao
i just spilled apple juice everywhere
You'll pay for this
shit.
pyro always uploads when i get back from school and it completely changes my mood, thank u man
Aw, that phone call with mom was so adorable, you just know she made Pyro chicken tendies later. She holds absolutely no grudge for Pyro shooting her in the head back in 2016.
Didn't know that Pyro had a mom, I always thought that he was manufactured in a Chinese sweatshop
xqc got his father on stream, there goes pyrocynical getting his mom on stream too... this man copies even when not trying.
(No but seriously that was super wholesome, now we just need his dad to get out of prison to do an appearance)
his dad is really in prison?
@@corpses3287 25 to life 😔
(no not really, his dad's fine lol).
@@RealElongatedMuskrat oh okay lolll
@@corpses3287 I wonder if his dad is aware of the meme sometimes, he mentioned on stream a while ago that his parents were there for his sisters graduation and they had some champagne to celebrate. So the question is really how much this poor man knows about his son's online presence.
@@RealElongatedMuskrat Maybe his dad also doing the prison bit where he doesn't appear or call Pyro on stream ever so everyone will actually think he's in prison
I live for Pyro's sudden outbursts of *"WHAAAAT?!"*
Seeing Pyro talk to his mom is very wholesome Keanu chungus 100
So nice to see Pyro admitting that the Join button is just an excuse to give him money in exchange for a feeling of goodwill.
I feel like these mods that get huge hype usually go bad cause these modders are usually fans of the base game who do programming as a hobby. But then when anticipation rises so much they suddenly have to develop something way bigger than they’ve ever done and it comes crumbling down.
Or yeah they get greedy cause they go from part time job as a 20 year old to suddenly having 4 mil in hand
"You were supposed to bring balance to the game, not leave it in darkness! You were like a brother, EmployeeName!"
Kickstarter should have an escrow and a review board where with bigger money projects like this they check that progress is actually being made towards the end goal and slowly release the money in increments as the project gets more completed
On the thing about "are open-world survival zombie games dead?" - Yeah, basically. There's only so much you can do with such a constrained genre, and it's rare that there's a developer who will make something worthwhile, something more than cheap shovelware. Although, games like Project Zomboid and The Forest prove that there's still hope for the future. Having been playing the latter of those two recently, I can say that it's a really engaging experience, despite it being outright unfinished. The open-world looks great and is fun to explore, and the semi-realistic survival mechanics have some life to them beyond just resource collection, but the real highlight is the enemies. I won't go into huge amounts of depth, but it makes a massive difference to have an intelligent foe that doesn't just automatically aggro on seeing the player, instead being cautious and applying strategies to overwhelm the player. The game incentivises you to be stealthy, especially when night falls and your only advantage - being able to see enemies first - is taken away from you.
that one guy in the chat saying "bri-ish mo-er" had me rolling for some reason
i like how there is a guy at 17:53 that emotes "🥶" at pyros impression and gets timed out because of that, we truely live in a society
Literally 1984
Pyro is the type of boy that says you need to play Clash of Clans for 4 years to get PEKKA. Literally takes less than a month. Just rush to high TH then upgrade everything.
Pyrocynical is truly the youtuber of all time i definitely rate him /10
shut up
i don’t like your opinion
That’s a take.
@@Sul1y i may
that is an opinion and this comment section is full of words about the topics in this video and other
The clip of him calling his mom is genuinely adorable
people might have donated a lot of money to this project, but we all know pyro has spent more on fat art
Hey Pyro, it's cool that you talked about Pathologic 2, I love it. One quick thought: the gun can also jam itself when firing at an enemy depending on its current state!
My favorite part of the video was when Pyro said the best line in the video its Pyroin time and Pyroed Morgz truly the video of all time I would definitely rate it /10
shut up
I love how you give the spoiler first and then the warning, instead of the other way around. Thanks a lot yo
i love the fact that as soon as pyro called his mom back the timeouts just started
11:42 "why don't the weight sliders make every character big and round grrrr"
"You rate 9/10, I ban."
~the guy, probably
Bro that mum talk was just adorable.
Pyro’s Mother: “Hi chat! :)”
Pyro’s Chat:
About the money on advertising thing; for movies the listed budget is what was spent on the movie itself. General rule is you roughly double whatever the budget was to account for marketing/advertisement. So a $200mil movie needs to make $400mil to break even.
I remember seeing the early gameplay for this as an 11 year old and loving it, constantly checking news about it, looking back now its so upsetting that the child version of me never got what he wanted.
The Pyro mom call was so Wholesome.
"Quantum Integrity" It's in a super position of upholding integrity and not at the same time, brilliant.
This is why project zomboid is so good, actually fulfilling their goals
I half expected "This is how you died" to apear during the trailer
the best thing is pyro calling his mom and seeing all the timeouts in chat
Love this videos so much, completely cures my boredom for 32 minutes
If idiots pay me 4 millions for a game I don’t even know if I’ll make I too will take the money and just run
I remember ordering something from Kickstarter and living in the US and now I've moved back to Asia and they cant ship there lol, worst part is the order is locked and cant be refunded so whoever lives in the house I used to live in is just going to randomly receive a Kickstarter board game
That's a lot of timeouts during the mom cameo 💀
Yeah, I'm also sick of Jiminy Cockthroats. They make up like 90% of games these days and they all feel more or less interchangeable.
Edit: Pyro's mum sounds really sweet
2:10 Apocz IS being remade but by fans and it doesn’t have a steam listing yet. The one on steam is an asset flip pubg knockoff the dev made and named it Apocz for fame and was annoyed the fans actually could be bothered to remake the original (if you want to check out the real remake team they have a discord I believe)
Hi, I'm one of the Devs working at SpawnTrapped Games and I can second that this is true. We are making a remake of ApocZ
I love these videos, keep it up pyro, watching your vids since 2015 mlg lol
"companies will spend half of their budget on advertising" Well... Hasn't that already happened with my favorite game? No? My brother in Christ, nobody will talk about it then.
Chat absolutely hates Pyro but PyroMom is a beloved figure.
The System Shock remake is a perfect example of a good one, I can't wait.
Peak saturation for a game genre/archetype is when the massive scam games pop up
I love how after "fat" was mentioned, the entire chat was either "💀" or blocked messages.
I'm suprised it took me this long to learn what DDoS Means
Moved on from sunnyv2 have we?
0:01 When you back a *KICKSTAR-UH*
the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse:
early access
crafting
survival
open world
Dehydrated Howard Hamlin thumbnail
Pyros mom is amazing the first thing she does is go propper London British accent.
Imo it make way more sense for any "extra tiers" to be offered as future dlc post release cus it always seems like these projects never release after now having to add 20 major systems
His mom's calling was so wholesome 😭
I was so happy because it seemed like you were going to make your own video then the youtube video popped up 😩
Same...
Hamburgers or Pizza?
@@Reth_Hard hamburger
All I remember of Pyro's mom (Momcynical) is when she was kidnapped by Pyro himself for a merch ad then he shot her in the head (she survived).
Ah I remember that episode.
What makes this sadder is that small teams with less money can make more of a game and their is many examples of that
bro was malding about weight sliders but he alr modded the weight he wanted into tf2
Quantum Integrity is the funniest name for this company, quantum literally means a small parcel of something, and integrity completes the meaning perfectly so it ends up as "smallest as can be measured Integrity" or something to that effect
11:35 here is Pyro tired that games don't let him simply play an inflation character
Pyro : Grey Goose is premium vodka
Also Pyro : I never said that
the end credits meme is back boys
08:45 Holy shit, you actually used the word irony correctly for once.
damn pyro be making 30 minute long videos on 2nd channel
when new main channel video
17:24
I'm so glad to hear your input, pyro
14:45 bro really got that scout's laugh
I bet Pyro voice acted for it too.
"The zombies are coming! We've been compromised!"
Our general, we are so fucked
"Hello, captain. Yes, captain? Captain? Hey, captain!"
Pyro actually has a mom
shut up
the amount of people getting timed out when he called his mom is crazy
I absolutely love the fact he played that zombie game on 360, I loved that game
Pyro lower your mic volume im trying to sleep
"Im not gonna be making anymore SunnyV2 reactions" Proceeds to make reactions to a Sunny copy
when did he say that?
Sunny didnt even invent this type of video format
Imagine paying for a mod when you can just wait for a absolute phycopath to make one for free
Quantum is the smallest discrete unit of a phenomenon. They literally named themselves Almost No Integrity Software and people still ate it up
leafy must be jealous af about dream's face reveal
do you think his mom knows about his interest in furry inflation nsfw?