"Peanut: Can you hear me now?" | Arguing with Myself | JEFF DUNHAM
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- Опубликовано: 1 фев 2015
- Peanut hushes up, for once, in this clip from my 2006 special "Arguing with Myself." Enjoy!
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I always think of each puppet as an individual. He's so good at giving each of them a different personality and you forget it's all just Jeff.
And that's why he's on Netflix and many other ventriloquists aren't. Not saying others are bad, but Jeff Dunham, as you say, does a fantastic job giving each of his characters a very distinct and vibrant personality.
I agreed!
Can we get 10000 subs with no vids Jeff was a guest contestant on Celebrity Family Feud with his family and Steve actually talked to Walter like he was real so he knows about that as well.
I first saw Jeff Dunham in a video sometime back in the late 80's or early 90's. In that, he was putting one of his puppets (perhaps Peanut) back into the suitcase when it didn't want to go. The audience moaned when the puppet started begging pitifully, to which Jeff responded "it's just a puppet, people." Made me laugh then, and still smile now. Jeff is very good at what he does.
Oh jeff fa fa
I can’t imagine the puppets just sitting here lifeless so I imagine them all running around Jeff’s house on their own
John 3:16 I’m not religious
John 3:16 with all do respect a ventriloquist’s youtube channel is not made for religion so can you move on somewhere
@@Eric.43 why tf are you here??
It's what Jeff would have wanted 😂😂
Jon 3:16
"THE ELEPHANT DISAPPEARED."
"IT JUST F**KING DISAPPEARED."
I love Peanut
Ejejdjjedjdjd
3:49
Guys, HERE is The Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins, NOT jesus, and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@@Praise___YaH I got nothing wrong with religion but is anyone gonna care about all this while laughing at the video? Simple.
NO ONE CARES YOU STUPID BOT!!!!!
Peanut is the person we all want to be, but we all know we'd get our butt kicked if we did it.
As a deaf person I can also agree this is hilarious and actually happens in real life all the time
Okay, I understand going to a concert, since you feel the sound too, but a ventriloquist is a bit less... explainable.
@@thegamingknight642 Commenter can probably read lips
Thank you for your honesty
@@thegamingknight642 closed captioning?
Wait how do you listen to it? 🤨
Dude I swear he makes me bealive theres 2 people on stage
Watch him with peanut, little jeff, and another puppet. Amazing, he must rehearse the four characters a lot to get it right.
I'm sure we aren't the only ones. Joe Biden+Jeff Dunham for president.
@@SirDeanosity Nah. Peanut and Jose Jalapeno as the all puppet ticket.
Right
U can see his lips moving moron
When he practically eats Jeffs face after the laugh gets me every time
Same xD
Ikr I have to rewind every time xD
yes!
Levi Squad Reject Me too!
i died at that part
It takes a pure genius to actually make people feel as there
is 2 people on stage. Jeff is a true entertainer.
Jeff Dunham is going to be so upset when the puppets finally leave him to do their own shows.
underrated comment
Yeah they’re gonna run away and Josè will be the first jalapeño in space💚
@@astheticz_raxhel3188 on a stick
Peanut: “I tried going solo.”
Jeff: “what happened?”
Peanut (looks down at the platform) “I kept falling off this frikin thing.”
"What if someone here has a hair lip?"
"Thorry!"
"OH, STOP IT!"
"What if someone has a hair lip and a lazy eye their really gonna be PITHED OFF"
Dude!
Back to you do. Eeeeeeoow
Lmao
Antasma, The Bat King 200 like lol just wanted to point that out
"They brought a bunch of deaf people to see the ventriloquist!! What's next? Taking blind people to see David Copperfield?"
....... The elephant disappeared......... It just f***cking disappeared.
@@maxharter5716 oh now he's juggling!! You should see- Oh Sorry!
@@lisaweinert9206 We're quoting Peanut, dumbass.
@@lisaweinert9206 You really are an idiot!
Lisa Weinert go away
Jeff is a genius!! He has a gift not only at ventriloquism. But as comedian. He is just hilarious
Ventriloquism and comedian
@@Ctrooper2011 yes sorry. Spanish is my primary language
@@cyberkiller83
S'aw dight!
@@Ctrooper2011 ?
@@KittyCat-vo6yr
It's slang for "It's all right".
3:45 The way Jeff slightly shakes his head - makes it look even more believable that Peanut actually said that
“Fix my eyes a**hole” I died😂
XD
XD
Ikr! I cried I laughed so hard
U go to a business and go, "mhm, mhm, mhm, mhm..... You are a BUSINESS" i dieeeeee! !!😖😖😂😂😂😆😆😆
Lmfao best part
Dead 😊
Lol
I'm a Business Analyst and it's basically just corporate code talk for "project guy"
Mee tooo
I love how Jeff apologized for the jokes Peanut makes. It really makes the puppets feel more alive
He’s the straight man in the comedy act. And then you realise he’s the one with the fucked up mind 🤣🤣
I honestly forget sometimes that Jeff is the only one on stage. His characters are so diverse and unique, and have so much personality
i love how i see all his puppets as actual people and not jeff dunham talking for them. great job jeff!
***** Finally someone who knows who he is...haha everyone usually has no idea who he is. I love that movie too!
THEY ALL FLOAT !!!! *****
It scares the absolute shit outta me!!
HerpDerpMapleSerp ' pennywise!
HerpDerpMapleSerp ' you can see Jeff's neck moving. He is talking for them
Sometimes, I forget that the puppets aren't real.
didyoujustassumemygender? Same
SO TRUE
didyoujustassumemygender? Me2
i know right
Did you remember he was a puppet when he said *They brought a bunch of deaf people to see a contrilaquist
4:18 There's a blooper of this scene where Peanut's hair falls off mid-sentence. He feels the top of his head in shock, then points to a bald audience member and says, "Now I look like that guy!"
1:27 “focus you moron!” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I swear this guy is so good at ventriloquism ,and I know a lot of people say this, but some times I forget these puppets aren’t alive, each of them have there own personalities and Jeff is such a perfect guy for comedy and I just love peanut, Jose, and achmed there probably my favorite characters in these amazing shows which is probably why I find myself binging them after a long day of school so thanks Jeff you make my days better which is why I want to see one of your shows someday
Kylie Ercums No
I know right
steven hosea yes
I see that school isn't teaching punctuation anymore.
That’s for sure I love the one where he has like four of them going at once 😂😂
"A business analyst.....….fascinating".
+Harrison Hotchkiss
This is a business.
You are a business
+Harrison Hotchkiss mhmhmh
+GaMeOvErRules you are a business
You go up to a business and your like
I love how spastic Peanut is and how self-aware all of his puppets are. It makes me think they possibly could be alive and they rely on Jeff for their voice.
XD There was a blooper of this scene, where Peanut lost his “Hair”, and pointed to one guy in the audience before he said “Now I look like THAT guy!”, who’s bald btw!
XD
IVE SEEN IT IT WAS FUNNY
“What if someone here has a lazy eye?”
“ILL TRY TO CONFUSE THEM!”
*MOVES ALL OVER THE PLACE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE*
🤦🏼♀️ I'm sorry.
IKR lol
@@eloiseobrien-brown70 😆
Sometimes we just forget tht peanut is just a dummy...
I know right
So true
Wait, he's a dummy.
+TazzyGaming well he's not real smart anyway.
i think Jeff forgets at times
Zoom be like:
"Can you see me now?"
God i love peanut!!! Especially when he bites Jeff’s face
Don't you miss Jeff Fa-Fa?
Oh Jeff Fa-Fa oh Jeff Fa-Fa without me you would
suck ka-ka!!!
_"They brought a bunch of deaf people to see a ventriloquist!"_
3:24
fu
Next we're gonna take all the blind folks out to see David Copperfield
He’s juggling now you should see OH SORRY
That's pretty sad yeah
Peanut is my fave he is soo freaking funny
same! I love peanut.
Peanut is my fav to
Same
he is like a really funny hyperactive little kid who just got into mom's candy stash
+Chad Mower Peanut and achmed are the best. and jose but he is like peanuts "sidestick"
This never gets old. No.matter how many times I watch this.
The rest of this special was hilarious too when talking about Santa Ana.
“It’s a town with a lot of history!”
“Translated: Old-As-Shit!”
"What if somebody here has a lazy eye?"
"I'll confuse 'em!"
Hell's Princess I have a lazy eye
You cut out the part where he says “The sad part is, this is all completely true!”, which makes it even funnier.
I love that line
And.. We are going to hell Arent we?
Mahalayananda swami Oop here we are!
@@Dr.Disney no!
i find it so f***ing hilarious that it was true of what had happened at the show in D.C.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This skit has to be my favorite of Jeff's. I was rolling on the floor the first time I heard Peanut and the signer skit, and every time since...
I just love it when peanut laughs and then kisses Jeff's face. He always makes fun of people after he asks them what's there name. He is the best one of them all. 😄☺😀
I like how "ass" wasn't censored, but "hole" was.
Welcome to Television.
lol
ass isn't considered a curse word in television, but asshole is
TazzyGaming same here
Buthole 👀
The part with the hair lip and lazy eye always gets me
Na-Na Naaa
PESTO
Pefto
PM For PandaMan | Jeff: what if someone here has a hair lip
Peanut: S-ptf-orry
I have a lazy eye
"How the hell does that work, you go to a business and go 'hmhm, you are a business"
My favorite line “what if someone here and a hair lip and a lazy eye?” “Oh man they’re really gonna be pithed off *moving side to side”
*can you feel me know*
~Peanut 2016
*now
thomas ulrich #Trump does the same....lol 😂😂
LLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLL
Nicole Faith TRUMP IS A DUCKING MAGGOT
I think some of the things that Peanut says are even from 1991. I saw some parts when he tells the same freacking joke that literally has 25 years
never smoked pot?
no.
never done drugs?
no.
then how the hell,
did you come up with meee? 🤙🏻
Yeah where is that at
Hope Sims im LOL
Is that in this special or in spark of insanity?
Hope Sims what time is that at
Hope Sims what part is this
"They brought deaf people to see a ventriloquist" 😂😂
I mean he has a point.
I love the way Peanut asks whaaaat? In that kinda high pitched voice! 🤣🤣🤣
I am actually deaf but only partially one ear, i know some sign language, when i heard this i could not stop laughing!!! 😂 Good job Jeff!!!!
Jessica Lowry Good. Good
I have a lazy eye and that lazy eye joke had me howling 😂
I born partly death so I had to get tubs is my ears and I had to get lots of surgeries in both of my ears. So I know what u are going through
Im glad that you guys are so happy and can laugh despite your disabilities :D
Thank you for sharing this. Its important. From my experience people with disabilities have the sickest disability jokes I ever heard. Its usually regular people who get offended, which is really weird.
"Do you know what cellphone sex is?"
"No."
"Can you feel me now? How about now?"
I think Peanut is the only puppet that is gay.
Bert and Earny
Holly Leonard,😖😖😖😖😖😖
Holly Leonard hahahaha
You are a business.
0:49
"What is your name?"
"I'm bleep looking right at ya"
Stares as person
"Aren't i?"
"I think so"
"Fix my eyes bleep hole"
The face peanut made killed me bro 💀
I like how he insults everything and everyone. It’s hilarious
Peanut: "he was a signer"
Jeff: right
Peanut: "a SIGNER. think about it for a second that they bought a bunch of deaf people to see a VENTRILOQUIST!?"
Peanut: WHAT?! What are you gonna do next week?! Im gonna take all the blind folks to see David Copperfield!
Peanut: the elephant disappeared. It just F(censored)KING disappeared. Oh my god he's juggling now you should se... Oh sorry.
@@b4nd1t9 the hell were they thinking?
3:19
All the deaf folks 4 just sittin there 👁️👁️
👄
The elephant disappeared.
IT JUST F(CENSORED)KING DISAPPEARED!
Oh my god he's juggling now you see- *OH SORRY*
I didn't get the elephant joke
@@stupidwalnut blind folks to see a magician
WHAT DO YOU NEED IN ORDER TO APPRECIATE A MAGIC TRICK?!
@alex haes because they thought it was funny and it's the internet you're going to see some stupid shit
@@stupidwalnut the elephant part...(elephant in the room) basically means an awkward thing/moment/subject that gets avoided.not talked about..
I believe that when he says that he means he was pulling the piss out of the signer..an awkward topic but made funny..
2:35 Me when the teacher talks about the homework
I think we are all like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Another “peanut pisses me off” video? YAY!😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
Anyone else think Achmed and Peanut would get along so weellllllll😂😂😂😂
Kind of
Nah Achmed would probably kill peanut for being a weirdo but yeah other than that yep!
Shadow Chan uhhh....no he would not it’s so out of character even for him
Not in the show when achmed tried to kill peanut with nuts that peanut is allergic to
Not really, Achmed may be weird and kind of nutty, but peanut goes off the deep end from ground zero. There is not lax moment. Bubba J may be more peanut's speed. or even Pair bubba J up with Achmed. he is a fair catalyst, one of my less favorite characters, but definitely fair. (He is not like Jameson, or Big Daddy D or any of the one time characters like achmed's son or the superhero with a massive nose.
Ya know sometimes i forget peanut is a dummie😂
me too
Do you mean that literally or emotionally for him LOL
@@AllWorldsEnd why not both 😂
I know
Peanut is so offensive I love him.
Okay I have a lazy eye and I laughed so hard at those jokes that I'm crying! xD
"The elephant disappeared... It fucking disappeared.
+Kyle Kelly "now he's juggling! you should see- oh sorry!"
+shadow rush (dyami) lol
"The hell were they THINKING!"
Ellie BonBon"ok. I'm gonna get even with this guy. suddenly in the middle of the show I was like 'hey! stop sign, turn around, thank you, horseshoe, turtle, a derg a derg a derg.' "
+shadow rush (dyami) and of course this poor ********* just SIGNING AWAY
My uncle sent me this knowing full well I have a lazy eye. I can't fucking breath!
+Matthew Rosado u can't tell people what to do and there's swearing in the vid anyways
+Sid ThekidSk wow, look at her channel
+HellDashElite lol im dying
Please tell me you also have a hair lip
Are you "piphed oph
"The sad part is this is all completely true..."
Why are there not many comedians out there like Jeff for? He's really good at this.
he does it so fast others are pale
“A business analyst...........Fascinating. “
Sophie B do you go like. Hmmm hmmm you are a business
Mary Simpson before this we were in DC
Mary Simpson about five minutes into the show I had to look down about where you were sitting dude there was a guy sitting where you were but he was facing THAT WAY?👉🏻
And every time I said something he would go(pop mouth, sign language)so I say hey buddy what are you doing?
This guy's a signer!
Jeff:right
A sign-er!
Think about this for a minute they brought a bunch if deaf people to see the ventriloquist
*high pitched*
"what?!"
What are they gonna do next take all the blind folks to see David Copperfield
The elephant disappeared
It just f**kin disappeared
OMG HE'S JUGGLING NOW!
You should see-oh sorry.
WHAAAAAAAT(high pitched voice)
IKEA MEATBALLS what if someone here has a lazy eye?
I hate they cut out Jeff saying "sad part is that this all true."
A lot of Peanuts humor is stuff you feel bad for laughing at cause you know it’s offensive or racist but you just can’t help it.
Why do you feel bad about it? It is just humor...nothing else! I have good friend that can not walk. You know what he hates the most? Pity! If Peanut would be making jokes about his legs, he would laugh his ass off!
If I were to ever get a “neow” directed at me by Peanut I would NOT be disappointed. Also, when Peanut always goes to eat Jeff’s face is the funniest thing 😂
When i was little I thought the puppets were real 😂😂😂😂😂😂 and I still think they are real 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
kay c I know they have been taken over by spirits funny ones
1:40 Jeff apologizing for peanuts lazy eye joke
Me: wait a minute...peanut is a puppet🤔
Such talent. I have to keep remembering they aren't real
“Whhhaaaattt??!”
-Peanut 2016
Hanna Bookman what if someone here has an lazy eye?
Mary Simpson I'll confuse them here I am, here, here here( btw I know someone with a lazy eye, I was just commenting on the way the words were said)
Hanna Bookman Do you know what pesto is?
Mary Simpson Pesto, it's the stuff that goes on salad and pizza
2006, not 2016
1:35 now THAT is how you acknowledge an awkward moment XD
ikr lol 😁😁😁
😂😊💓
Very funny
totally
XD wtf
2:42 gets me
I imagine Jeff had a lonely childhood, but he's the man now!
I love the way peanut laughes!
I always laugh my butt off when I see peanut he is so funny
I agree so much he is the BESSSSSSST puppet on Jeff-fa-fa Dun-ham
Luna Schauer he is funny so "FOCUS YOU MORON" if you have a lazy eye or a hair lip
Peanut always makes me laugh
Luna Schauer you know what pissed me off today?
+Adam & opal101 what?
"Hmm yes hmm yeah yes hmm.... You are a buisness" HAD ME DEAD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
How can you get so much facial expression out of a god damn puppet lmao
Peanut is the best charachter
The Gamer on god he the best
Ahmed is best
Peanut is the best
I love how peanut laughs in Jeff's face xD
haha i just love those parts of peanut laughing
+Delfa Ramales Those are the scenes that really make me laugh the most
yees
yeah I like it to
He is adorable
first time i saw peanut i couldn't stop laughing i was rolling around on the floor
The elephant disappeared!
It just *bleeps* disappeared!
Oh, wait now he's juggling, you should see . . . oh sorry!
Christian Parrish that part cracked me up lol
They are all equally beautiful and and individual. What an amazing performance as always.
"THE hell are they thinking?
Hello it's me with a new account.
sometimes i forget he is a ventriloquist
meh too sometimes I think hemis real
+Deagan Srv srry *I mean he is real*
William Lang You should see him doing *three voices PLUS his own* at once😀. It was in his early days on stage(one of those shows where a comedian had a few minutes). Rapid changes of solid, character-filled voices. I can't imagine the difficulty of keeping just *one* of those going, let alone *three* , *plus interjecting his own* .
The fact that the sign interpreter thing actually happened makes it all that more funny
Peanut (and Jose) are the best of all of the puppets.
I will never get tired or bored of watching these
Damn right
"Nununu PESTO"
"Stop what if someone has a hair lip!"
"Thorry" 😂😂
“Oh my god, they’re juggling, you should see... oh wait”
Lmfao! 🤣
This is hilarious 😂.
Who else can't help but almost die laughing so hard? 🤣🤣
0:30 rewatching this everyday still funny
YES YES
Who else forgets that the puppets are not real? Its like they have a brain of there own
*mind
Search up randy the puppet he is fucking hilarious
Their*
Exactly
It always looks like even Jeff laughs at Peanut.
Peanut is so funny 😂😂😂
You see, *this* is a good way to be a sick bastard.
He's somehow still funny *and* polite.
That's why I love him.
-BETMARK-
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Priceless I love it😂
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Oh and have you heard a song for kids and it is called the poop song.
4:55
The face I make when a kid drops something in the store and makes a mess, and the mom says "don't worry, they get paid to clean it up"
Ikr
XDDDD IM DEAD
LegendaryLaRon
That's when you look at her and say: "You're hired."
Same
Peanut combined with jose makes me laugh so much
“What if somebody here has a harelip?”
“Spvorry-“
2:04
Oh stop it!
Ive been watching this ever since i was 8
Chantal Beaton I was about 7
I was about 6 or 7
And your parents let you?!
Chantal Beaton I don’t know why my grandma let me watch this when I was little😂
That must have been a really long video
"Do you know what Pesto is?"
"Pesto, it goes on salads."
" No its a magician with a hair lip, PETHDO!"😭😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
Actually he's a pigeon with a short fuse, always misunderstanding what you call him.
THAT'S IT!
@@michaelm3461 what if someone here has a hair lip?
@@farmgirl400 SPPHORRY!!
@@michaelm3461 OH STOP IT!!
Mary Simpson what if they have a harelip and a lazy eye? They’re gonna be PITHED OFF!
I love Jeff Dunham he never fails to make me laugh
The “Now he’s just sittin’ there 😐” at 4:53 cracks me up every single time. It’s the face from Peanut that does it.