"Peanut: Can you hear me now?" | Arguing with Myself | JEFF DUNHAM

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

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  • @cuppatai5492
    @cuppatai5492 5 лет назад +4796

    I always think of each puppet as an individual. He's so good at giving each of them a different personality and you forget it's all just Jeff.

    • @hackcubit9663
      @hackcubit9663 5 лет назад +169

      And that's why he's on Netflix and many other ventriloquists aren't. Not saying others are bad, but Jeff Dunham, as you say, does a fantastic job giving each of his characters a very distinct and vibrant personality.

    • @nessadavis71
      @nessadavis71 5 лет назад +18

      I agreed!

    • @rodneywhite3651
      @rodneywhite3651 5 лет назад +25

      Can we get 10000 subs with no vids Jeff was a guest contestant on Celebrity Family Feud with his family and Steve actually talked to Walter like he was real so he knows about that as well.

    • @dwightstewart7181
      @dwightstewart7181 5 лет назад +25

      I first saw Jeff Dunham in a video sometime back in the late 80's or early 90's. In that, he was putting one of his puppets (perhaps Peanut) back into the suitcase when it didn't want to go. The audience moaned when the puppet started begging pitifully, to which Jeff responded "it's just a puppet, people." Made me laugh then, and still smile now. Jeff is very good at what he does.

    • @gracesweirdlife742
      @gracesweirdlife742 5 лет назад +16

      Oh jeff fa fa

  • @mikep4823
    @mikep4823 3 года назад +282

    It takes a pure genius to actually make people feel as there
    is 2 people on stage. Jeff is a true entertainer.

  • @notmaddie06
    @notmaddie06 4 года назад +3346

    I can’t imagine the puppets just sitting here lifeless so I imagine them all running around Jeff’s house on their own

    • @notmaddie06
      @notmaddie06 4 года назад +39

      John 3:16 I’m not religious

    • @americancountryball2077
      @americancountryball2077 4 года назад +61

      John 3:16 with all do respect a ventriloquist’s youtube channel is not made for religion so can you move on somewhere

    • @MePengu
      @MePengu 4 года назад +13

      @@Eric.43 why tf are you here??

    • @manifestedbeauty
      @manifestedbeauty 4 года назад +17

      It's what Jeff would have wanted 😂😂

    • @iamerror6546
      @iamerror6546 4 года назад +6

      Jon 3:16

  • @celticraven8523
    @celticraven8523 4 года назад +877

    As a deaf person I can also agree this is hilarious and actually happens in real life all the time

    • @thegamingknight642
      @thegamingknight642 2 года назад +47

      Okay, I understand going to a concert, since you feel the sound too, but a ventriloquist is a bit less... explainable.

    • @socalautisticman1975
      @socalautisticman1975 2 года назад +14

      @@thegamingknight642 Commenter can probably read lips

    • @stevenhulbert7540
      @stevenhulbert7540 2 года назад +4

      Thank you for your honesty

    • @kingjosiahiv4070
      @kingjosiahiv4070 2 года назад +6

      @@thegamingknight642 closed captioning?

    • @KittyCat-vo6yr
      @KittyCat-vo6yr 2 года назад +3

      Wait how do you listen to it? 🤨

  • @BlueFlames094
    @BlueFlames094 8 лет назад +2631

    When he practically eats Jeffs face after the laugh gets me every time

  • @velos8915
    @velos8915 5 лет назад +1776

    Dude I swear he makes me bealive theres 2 people on stage

    • @d.e.b.b5788
      @d.e.b.b5788 4 года назад +37

      Watch him with peanut, little jeff, and another puppet. Amazing, he must rehearse the four characters a lot to get it right.

    • @SirDeanosity
      @SirDeanosity 4 года назад +10

      I'm sure we aren't the only ones. Joe Biden+Jeff Dunham for president.

    • @d.e.b.b5788
      @d.e.b.b5788 4 года назад +5

      @@SirDeanosity Nah. Peanut and Jose Jalapeno as the all puppet ticket.

    • @breannachartier8090
      @breannachartier8090 4 года назад +1

      Right

    • @ajcristo4679
      @ajcristo4679 4 года назад +1

      U can see his lips moving moron

  • @antasmathebatking2386
    @antasmathebatking2386 6 лет назад +2653

    "What if someone here has a hair lip?"
    "Thorry!"
    "OH, STOP IT!"

  • @cyberkiller83
    @cyberkiller83 4 года назад +259

    Jeff is a genius!! He has a gift not only at ventriloquism. But as comedian. He is just hilarious

    • @Ctrooper2011
      @Ctrooper2011 3 года назад +3

      Ventriloquism and comedian

    • @cyberkiller83
      @cyberkiller83 3 года назад +2

      @@Ctrooper2011 yes sorry. Spanish is my primary language

    • @Ctrooper2011
      @Ctrooper2011 3 года назад +1

      @@cyberkiller83
      S'aw dight!

    • @KittyCat-vo6yr
      @KittyCat-vo6yr 2 года назад

      @@Ctrooper2011 ?

    • @Ctrooper2011
      @Ctrooper2011 2 года назад +1

      @@KittyCat-vo6yr
      It's slang for "It's all right".

  • @ayvawheatley8994
    @ayvawheatley8994 5 лет назад +749

    U go to a business and go, "mhm, mhm, mhm, mhm..... You are a BUSINESS" i dieeeeee! !!😖😖😂😂😂😆😆😆

  • @itsthatdudegavin
    @itsthatdudegavin 5 лет назад +642

    “Fix my eyes a**hole” I died😂

  • @kylieercums2899
    @kylieercums2899 5 лет назад +527

    I swear this guy is so good at ventriloquism ,and I know a lot of people say this, but some times I forget these puppets aren’t alive, each of them have there own personalities and Jeff is such a perfect guy for comedy and I just love peanut, Jose, and achmed there probably my favorite characters in these amazing shows which is probably why I find myself binging them after a long day of school so thanks Jeff you make my days better which is why I want to see one of your shows someday

  • @TheAntHar1
    @TheAntHar1 3 года назад +66

    3:45 The way Jeff slightly shakes his head - makes it look even more believable that Peanut actually said that

  • @herpderpmapleserp149
    @herpderpmapleserp149 9 лет назад +510

    i love how i see all his puppets as actual people and not jeff dunham talking for them. great job jeff!

  • @22_Will
    @22_Will 6 лет назад +391

    “What if someone here has a lazy eye?”
    “ILL TRY TO CONFUSE THEM!”
    *MOVES ALL OVER THE PLACE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE*

    • @farmgirl400
      @farmgirl400 4 года назад +3

      🤦🏼‍♀️ I'm sorry.

    • @eloiseobrien-brown70
      @eloiseobrien-brown70 4 года назад +1

      IKR lol

    • @farmgirl400
      @farmgirl400 4 года назад +1

      @@eloiseobrien-brown70 😆

    • @janestarr4403
      @janestarr4403 Месяц назад

      I went to school with a guy who had an stigmatism. His eyes were constantly moving back and forth. It was impossible to make eye contact with him. He was a nice guy, but it made me dizzy trying to talk to him.

  • @MysticTheUnicorn
    @MysticTheUnicorn Год назад +74

    I love how Jeff apologized for the jokes Peanut makes. It really makes the puppets feel more alive

    • @StevoE7
      @StevoE7 8 месяцев назад

      He’s the straight man in the comedy act. And then you realise he’s the one with the fucked up mind 🤣🤣

  • @rayaguirre2084
    @rayaguirre2084 3 года назад +451

    Jeff Dunham is going to be so upset when the puppets finally leave him to do their own shows.

    • @TheZeek34
      @TheZeek34 3 года назад +14

      underrated comment

    • @astheticz_raxhel3188
      @astheticz_raxhel3188 3 года назад +29

      Yeah they’re gonna run away and Josè will be the first jalapeño in space💚

    • @your-momm
      @your-momm 3 года назад +21

      @@astheticz_raxhel3188 on a stick

    • @SonnyBubba
      @SonnyBubba Год назад +7

      Peanut: “I tried going solo.”
      Jeff: “what happened?”
      Peanut (looks down at the platform) “I kept falling off this frikin thing.”

  • @sidneyprice5514
    @sidneyprice5514 5 лет назад +3208

    "They brought a bunch of deaf people to see the ventriloquist!! What's next? Taking blind people to see David Copperfield?"

    • @maxharter5716
      @maxharter5716 5 лет назад +208

      ....... The elephant disappeared......... It just f***cking disappeared.

    • @sidneyprice5514
      @sidneyprice5514 5 лет назад +137

      @@maxharter5716 oh now he's juggling!! You should see- Oh Sorry!

    • @maxharter5716
      @maxharter5716 5 лет назад +97

      @@lisaweinert9206 We're quoting Peanut, dumbass.

    • @justinharvey7398
      @justinharvey7398 5 лет назад +68

      @@lisaweinert9206 You really are an idiot!

    • @gowen8128
      @gowen8128 5 лет назад +39

      Lisa Weinert go away

  • @tjstarblood624
    @tjstarblood624 6 лет назад +263

    "What if somebody here has a lazy eye?"
    "I'll confuse 'em!"

  • @vy2315
    @vy2315 8 лет назад +4886

    Sometimes, I forget that the puppets aren't real.

  • @thethirdworld1829
    @thethirdworld1829 3 года назад +72

    I honestly forget sometimes that Jeff is the only one on stage. His characters are so diverse and unique, and have so much personality

  • @thomasulrich7086
    @thomasulrich7086 8 лет назад +329

    *can you feel me know*
    ~Peanut 2016

    • @tiffanymau9022
      @tiffanymau9022 8 лет назад +3

      *now

    • @nicolefaith7000
      @nicolefaith7000 8 лет назад +6

      thomas ulrich #Trump does the same....lol 😂😂

    • @thomasulrich7086
      @thomasulrich7086 8 лет назад +2

      LLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLL

    • @kennylallak5887
      @kennylallak5887 7 лет назад +1

      Nicole Faith TRUMP IS A DUCKING MAGGOT

    • @justme-et3sr
      @justme-et3sr 7 лет назад

      I think some of the things that Peanut says are even from 1991. I saw some parts when he tells the same freacking joke that literally has 25 years

  • @amberrizzi1207
    @amberrizzi1207 8 лет назад +178

    The part with the hair lip and lazy eye always gets me

  • @hollyleonard4037
    @hollyleonard4037 8 лет назад +394

    "Do you know what cellphone sex is?"
    "No."
    "Can you feel me now? How about now?"

  • @havocfilms3428
    @havocfilms3428 3 года назад +26

    This never gets old. No.matter how many times I watch this.

  • @dataexpunged2397
    @dataexpunged2397 6 лет назад +576

    _"They brought a bunch of deaf people to see a ventriloquist!"_

  • @tammyflores2698
    @tammyflores2698 6 лет назад +57

    I love the way peanut laughes!

  • @metallichrisvlogs9390
    @metallichrisvlogs9390 5 лет назад +149

    If I were to ever get a “neow” directed at me by Peanut I would NOT be disappointed. Also, when Peanut always goes to eat Jeff’s face is the funniest thing 😂

  • @jerrydoolittle9747
    @jerrydoolittle9747 2 года назад +22

    This skit has to be my favorite of Jeff's. I was rolling on the floor the first time I heard Peanut and the signer skit, and every time since...

  • @George-ph6qo
    @George-ph6qo 5 лет назад +12

    It just never gets old! May you never lose your enthusiasm for your art jeff-fa-fa. You have created a legacy to be proud of. Children will grow up and pass their love for your work on to their kids. Thank you.

  • @chasingrainbowsxd4285
    @chasingrainbowsxd4285 6 лет назад +193

    Anyone else think Achmed and Peanut would get along so weellllllll😂😂😂😂

    • @traeandanti3212
      @traeandanti3212 5 лет назад +2

      Kind of

    • @rephax4445
      @rephax4445 5 лет назад +2

      Nah Achmed would probably kill peanut for being a weirdo but yeah other than that yep!

    • @whenunutandshekeepsuckin6976
      @whenunutandshekeepsuckin6976 5 лет назад +2

      Shadow Chan uhhh....no he would not it’s so out of character even for him

    • @n8corner261
      @n8corner261 5 лет назад

      Not in the show when achmed tried to kill peanut with nuts that peanut is allergic to

    • @Gashnaw
      @Gashnaw 5 лет назад

      Not really, Achmed may be weird and kind of nutty, but peanut goes off the deep end from ground zero. There is not lax moment. Bubba J may be more peanut's speed. or even Pair bubba J up with Achmed. he is a fair catalyst, one of my less favorite characters, but definitely fair. (He is not like Jameson, or Big Daddy D or any of the one time characters like achmed's son or the superhero with a massive nose.

  • @antasmathebatking2386
    @antasmathebatking2386 6 лет назад +986

    The elephant disappeared.
    IT JUST F(CENSORED)KING DISAPPEARED!

    • @gorgeousfreeman1318
      @gorgeousfreeman1318 5 лет назад +27

      Oh my god he's juggling now you see- *OH SORRY*

    • @stupidwalnut
      @stupidwalnut 5 лет назад +6

      I didn't get the elephant joke

    • @gorgeousfreeman1318
      @gorgeousfreeman1318 5 лет назад +11

      @@stupidwalnut blind folks to see a magician
      WHAT DO YOU NEED IN ORDER TO APPRECIATE A MAGIC TRICK?!

    • @iharleyi
      @iharleyi 5 лет назад +5

      @alex haes because they thought it was funny and it's the internet you're going to see some stupid shit

    • @phillipwells7997
      @phillipwells7997 5 лет назад +2

      @@stupidwalnut the elephant part...(elephant in the room) basically means an awkward thing/moment/subject that gets avoided.not talked about..
      I believe that when he says that he means he was pulling the piss out of the signer..an awkward topic but made funny..

  • @burrob78
    @burrob78 4 года назад +88

    God i love peanut!!! Especially when he bites Jeff’s face

    • @pocketrocket6966
      @pocketrocket6966 4 года назад +4

      Don't you miss Jeff Fa-Fa?

    • @pocketrocket6966
      @pocketrocket6966 4 года назад +1

      Oh Jeff Fa-Fa oh Jeff Fa-Fa without me you would
      suck ka-ka!!!

  • @pieforlifeme
    @pieforlifeme 7 лет назад +93

    "Nununu PESTO"
    "Stop what if someone has a hair lip!"
    "Thorry" 😂😂

  • @sophiebell5515
    @sophiebell5515 7 лет назад +265

    “A business analyst...........Fascinating. “

    • @RhineStone46
      @RhineStone46 6 лет назад +12

      Sophie B do you go like. Hmmm hmmm you are a business

    • @RhineStone46
      @RhineStone46 6 лет назад +1

      Mary Simpson before this we were in DC

    • @RhineStone46
      @RhineStone46 6 лет назад +1

      Mary Simpson about five minutes into the show I had to look down about where you were sitting dude there was a guy sitting where you were but he was facing THAT WAY?👉🏻

    • @simgirl8181
      @simgirl8181 6 лет назад +2

      And every time I said something he would go(pop mouth, sign language)so I say hey buddy what are you doing?

    • @simgirl8181
      @simgirl8181 6 лет назад +2

      This guy's a signer!
      Jeff:right
      A sign-er!
      Think about this for a minute they brought a bunch if deaf people to see the ventriloquist
      *high pitched*
      "what?!"
      What are they gonna do next take all the blind folks to see David Copperfield
      The elephant disappeared
      It just f**kin disappeared
      OMG HE'S JUGGLING NOW!
      You should see-oh sorry.

  • @brookebosse8878
    @brookebosse8878 8 лет назад +737

    Peanut is my fave he is soo freaking funny

    • @erinschell7999
      @erinschell7999 8 лет назад +1

      same! I love peanut.

    • @b_pa55
      @b_pa55 8 лет назад +1

      Peanut is my fav to

    • @decameronmayes4297
      @decameronmayes4297 8 лет назад

      Same

    • @cpmow831
      @cpmow831 8 лет назад +2

      he is like a really funny hyperactive little kid who just got into mom's candy stash

    • @sparklez63368
      @sparklez63368 8 лет назад +3

      +Chad Mower Peanut and achmed are the best. and jose but he is like peanuts "sidestick"

  • @maryomnes9445
    @maryomnes9445 3 года назад +32

    I just love it when peanut laughs and then kisses Jeff's face. He always makes fun of people after he asks them what's there name. He is the best one of them all. 😄☺😀

  • @HarleyQuinn-nl7zv
    @HarleyQuinn-nl7zv 8 лет назад +1172

    "A business analyst.....….fascinating".

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 8 лет назад +16

      +Harrison Hotchkiss
      This is a business.

    • @shaneslaps
      @shaneslaps 8 лет назад +72

      You are a business

    • @GaMeOvErRules
      @GaMeOvErRules 8 лет назад +32

      +Harrison Hotchkiss mhmhmh

    • @SAGENT2
      @SAGENT2 8 лет назад +39

      +GaMeOvErRules you are a business

    • @Nyamans
      @Nyamans 7 лет назад +6

      You go up to a business and your like

  • @pyxzik
    @pyxzik 5 лет назад +712

    I am actually deaf but only partially one ear, i know some sign language, when i heard this i could not stop laughing!!! 😂 Good job Jeff!!!!

    • @stevenhosea4849
      @stevenhosea4849 4 года назад +4

      Jessica Lowry Good. Good

    • @sloane.2747
      @sloane.2747 4 года назад +37

      I have a lazy eye and that lazy eye joke had me howling 😂

    • @oceanflowoceanflowhangouts6630
      @oceanflowoceanflowhangouts6630 4 года назад +10

      I born partly death so I had to get tubs is my ears and I had to get lots of surgeries in both of my ears. So I know what u are going through

    • @conconcrete
      @conconcrete 4 года назад +11

      Im glad that you guys are so happy and can laugh despite your disabilities :D

    • @mahalayananda
      @mahalayananda 4 года назад +14

      Thank you for sharing this. Its important. From my experience people with disabilities have the sickest disability jokes I ever heard. Its usually regular people who get offended, which is really weird.

  • @andyrattan7796
    @andyrattan7796 8 лет назад +2222

    Sometimes we just forget tht peanut is just a dummy...

  • @uafgames9061
    @uafgames9061 5 лет назад +141

    I love how spastic Peanut is and how self-aware all of his puppets are. It makes me think they possibly could be alive and they rely on Jeff for their voice.

  • @christianparrish7544
    @christianparrish7544 5 лет назад +237

    The elephant disappeared!
    It just *bleeps* disappeared!
    Oh, wait now he's juggling, you should see . . . oh sorry!

    • @Blizzardheart12
      @Blizzardheart12 4 года назад +5

      Christian Parrish that part cracked me up lol

    • @geraldwadesmith3976
      @geraldwadesmith3976 4 года назад +3

      They are all equally beautiful and and individual. What an amazing performance as always.

    • @pwingwes4128
      @pwingwes4128 4 года назад +3

      "THE hell are they thinking?

    • @christianparrish6647
      @christianparrish6647 3 года назад +1

      Hello it's me with a new account.

  • @alexisfay8915
    @alexisfay8915 5 лет назад +84

    I will never get tired or bored of watching these

  • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
    @MasterAnakinSkyWalker 5 лет назад +562

    You cut out the part where he says “The sad part is, this is all completely true!”, which makes it even funnier.

    • @ladyvenusdragon
      @ladyvenusdragon 4 года назад +16

      I love that line

    • @mahalayananda
      @mahalayananda 4 года назад +29

      And.. We are going to hell Arent we?

    • @Dr.Disney
      @Dr.Disney 4 года назад +13

      Mahalayananda swami Oop here we are!

    • @christianparrish6647
      @christianparrish6647 3 года назад +4

      @@Dr.Disney no!

    • @tylerwells1333
      @tylerwells1333 3 года назад +5

      i find it so f***ing hilarious that it was true of what had happened at the show in D.C.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CooperGal24
    @CooperGal24 3 года назад +85

    XD There was a blooper of this scene, where Peanut lost his “Hair”, and pointed to one guy in the audience before he said “Now I look like THAT guy!”, who’s bald btw!

  • @kayc4890
    @kayc4890 8 лет назад +115

    When i was little I thought the puppets were real 😂😂😂😂😂😂 and I still think they are real 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @karenmclean8052
      @karenmclean8052 7 лет назад +1

      kay c I know they have been taken over by spirits funny ones

  • @kylekelly6338
    @kylekelly6338 9 лет назад +242

    "The elephant disappeared... It fucking disappeared.

    • @shadowrush001
      @shadowrush001 8 лет назад +9

      +Kyle Kelly "now he's juggling! you should see- oh sorry!"

    • @kylekelly6338
      @kylekelly6338 8 лет назад

      +shadow rush (dyami) lol

    • @elliebonbon8663
      @elliebonbon8663 8 лет назад +8

      "The hell were they THINKING!"

    • @shadowrush001
      @shadowrush001 8 лет назад +7

      Ellie BonBon"ok. I'm gonna get even with this guy. suddenly in the middle of the show I was like 'hey! stop sign, turn around, thank you, horseshoe, turtle, a derg a derg a derg.' "

    • @Hi-vy2nl
      @Hi-vy2nl 8 лет назад +7

      +shadow rush (dyami) and of course this poor ********* just SIGNING AWAY

  • @SafetyNikki08
    @SafetyNikki08 6 лет назад +181

    I will never forget when I saw Jeff Dunham for the first time on t.v. in the early 90's..I have never laughed so hard until then and still do..He really brings the puppets to life..Thank you Jeff for the continous laughs..waving to Peanut, Jose, Walter, Ackmed..oh, wait.. you too Jeff..lol 😉

    • @troldrian
      @troldrian 5 лет назад

      Nikki L and aj

    • @dwightstewart7181
      @dwightstewart7181 5 лет назад

      I first saw Jeff Dunham in a video sometime back in the late 80's or early 90's. In that, he was putting one of his puppets (perhaps Peanut) back into the suitcase when it didn't want to go. The audience moaned when the puppet started begging pitifully, to which Jeff responded "it's just a puppet, people." Made me laugh then, and still smile now. Jeff is very good at what he does.

  • @shenloken2
    @shenloken2 4 года назад +42

    The rest of this special was hilarious too when talking about Santa Ana.
    “It’s a town with a lot of history!”
    “Translated: Old-As-Shit!”

  • @BETMARKonTube
    @BETMARKonTube 9 лет назад +771

    You see, *this* is a good way to be a sick bastard.
    He's somehow still funny *and* polite.
    That's why I love him.
    -BETMARK-

    • @heavisbubbles
      @heavisbubbles 7 лет назад +1

      BETMARKonTube
      Priceless I love it😂

    • @corrynhenry5397
      @corrynhenry5397 7 лет назад +1

      Hi

    • @rethawoodberry4502
      @rethawoodberry4502 7 лет назад

      yf vhvhfyics +_*® vhve vj!d*_4_'&&_*""&&&&&&&&&"&&&7&&&7"&&&7&&7&&7&&&7&&7&&&777+7777++77+

    • @haungo3266
      @haungo3266 7 лет назад +1

      hes the best on my list :)

    • @caleighajones765
      @caleighajones765 7 лет назад

      Oh and have you heard a song for kids and it is called the poop song.

  • @tazzygaming2131
    @tazzygaming2131 8 лет назад +368

    I like how "ass" wasn't censored, but "hole" was.

  • @Everettescottortiz
    @Everettescottortiz 10 месяцев назад +2

    The “Now he’s just sittin’ there 😐” at 4:53 cracks me up every single time. It’s the face from Peanut that does it.

  • @luizagrant7074
    @luizagrant7074 5 лет назад +27

    Peanut is my absolute favourite!!!!
    Jeff-ffa is brilliant!!
    👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @somenerd6367
    @somenerd6367 6 лет назад +100

    Ya know sometimes i forget peanut is a dummie😂

  • @lilthommodt
    @lilthommodt 8 лет назад +373

    1:35 now THAT is how you acknowledge an awkward moment XD

  • @hannasworld7301
    @hannasworld7301 3 года назад +22

    My favorite line “what if someone here and a hair lip and a lazy eye?” “Oh man they’re really gonna be pithed off *moving side to side”

  • @hopeygirl8110
    @hopeygirl8110 7 лет назад +1492

    never smoked pot?
    no.
    never done drugs?
    no.
    then how the hell,
    did you come up with meee? 🤙🏻

    • @jaadya.3629
      @jaadya.3629 6 лет назад +10

      Yeah where is that at

    • @mysteryfeels7264
      @mysteryfeels7264 6 лет назад +2

      Hope Sims im LOL

    • @dawgsfan1196
      @dawgsfan1196 6 лет назад +7

      Is that in this special or in spark of insanity?

    • @dalis5133
      @dalis5133 6 лет назад +6

      Hope Sims what time is that at

    • @jenndavis330
      @jenndavis330 6 лет назад +5

      Hope Sims what part is this

  • @lunaschauer1099
    @lunaschauer1099 8 лет назад +86

    I always laugh my butt off when I see peanut he is so funny

    • @deagansrv8631
      @deagansrv8631 8 лет назад +2

      I agree so much he is the BESSSSSSST puppet on Jeff-fa-fa Dun-ham

    • @adamopal1016
      @adamopal1016 8 лет назад +2

      Luna Schauer he is funny so "FOCUS YOU MORON" if you have a lazy eye or a hair lip

    • @lunaschauer1099
      @lunaschauer1099 8 лет назад +6

      Peanut always makes me laugh

    • @adamopal1016
      @adamopal1016 8 лет назад +3

      Luna Schauer you know what pissed me off today?

    • @totallynottakeshiasakura9753
      @totallynottakeshiasakura9753 7 лет назад +1

      +Adam & opal101 what?

  • @hazel_drawz27
    @hazel_drawz27 6 лет назад +194

    “Whhhaaaattt??!”
    -Peanut 2016

    • @farmgirl400
      @farmgirl400 6 лет назад +1

      Hanna Bookman what if someone here has an lazy eye?

    • @hazel_drawz27
      @hazel_drawz27 6 лет назад +1

      Mary Simpson I'll confuse them here I am, here, here here( btw I know someone with a lazy eye, I was just commenting on the way the words were said)

    • @farmgirl400
      @farmgirl400 6 лет назад +1

      Hanna Bookman Do you know what pesto is?

    • @hazel_drawz27
      @hazel_drawz27 6 лет назад +2

      Mary Simpson Pesto, it's the stuff that goes on salad and pizza

    • @Wildboy5699
      @Wildboy5699 5 лет назад

      2006, not 2016

  • @mikeslife6902
    @mikeslife6902 3 года назад +17

    1:27 “focus you moron!” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheGamer-fi2db
    @TheGamer-fi2db 6 лет назад +106

    Peanut is the best charachter

  • @randomthings5383
    @randomthings5383 8 лет назад +68

    0:30 rewatching this everyday still funny

  • @chantalbeaton9880
    @chantalbeaton9880 6 лет назад +161

    Ive been watching this ever since i was 8

    • @joshuapeak1226
      @joshuapeak1226 6 лет назад

      Chantal Beaton I was about 7

    • @baileydietz7302
      @baileydietz7302 6 лет назад

      I was about 6 or 7

    • @mathewbrigman5592
      @mathewbrigman5592 6 лет назад +1

      And your parents let you?!

    • @xephnex
      @xephnex 6 лет назад

      Chantal Beaton I don’t know why my grandma let me watch this when I was little😂

    • @pie9690
      @pie9690 6 лет назад

      That must have been a really long video

  • @movinginstereo34
    @movinginstereo34 4 года назад +42

    Zoom be like:
    "Can you see me now?"

  • @lunagemwild2563
    @lunagemwild2563 5 лет назад +545

    "Do you know what Pesto is?"
    "Pesto, it goes on salads."
    " No its a magician with a hair lip, PETHDO!"😭😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

    • @lycanthis9963
      @lycanthis9963 4 года назад +5

      Actually he's a pigeon with a short fuse, always misunderstanding what you call him.
      THAT'S IT!

    • @farmgirl400
      @farmgirl400 4 года назад +5

      @@michaelm3461 what if someone here has a hair lip?

    • @michaelm3461
      @michaelm3461 4 года назад +8

      @@farmgirl400 SPPHORRY!!

    • @farmgirl400
      @farmgirl400 4 года назад +6

      @@michaelm3461 OH STOP IT!!

    • @emmagottlieb9379
      @emmagottlieb9379 4 года назад +6

      Mary Simpson what if they have a harelip and a lazy eye? They’re gonna be PITHED OFF!

  • @Moviefan2k4
    @Moviefan2k4 7 лет назад +50

    "The sad part is, this is all completely true." "We're goin' to hell, aren't we?...Wait, here we are!"

  • @venomousnate7911
    @venomousnate7911 5 лет назад +95

    Jeff: “What happens if someone here has a hair lip?”
    Peanut: “Thorry”
    😂

  • @hereschica
    @hereschica 5 лет назад +17

    Why are there not many comedians out there like Jeff for? He's really good at this.

  • @LtsaurusRex
    @LtsaurusRex 7 лет назад +667

    4:55
    The face I make when a kid drops something in the store and makes a mess, and the mom says "don't worry, they get paid to clean it up"

  • @tjstarblood624
    @tjstarblood624 6 лет назад +400

    Who else wants to see the one where he's like "Hey, stop sign, thank you, turn around, DOING DOING horseshoe, turtle, DIGGGADIGGGADIGGGADIGGA

  • @lazyfoxxx7722
    @lazyfoxxx7722 5 лет назад +38

    "Do you know what cell phone sex is?"
    "No."
    "Do you FEEL me now? How about now?"

  • @tanjiro20247
    @tanjiro20247 Год назад +3

    3:53 love when he says The elephant disappears. It just fucking disappeared.

  • @alyssacaldwell8925
    @alyssacaldwell8925 6 лет назад +218

    Who else forgets that the puppets are not real? Its like they have a brain of there own

  • @firapolemos3879
    @firapolemos3879 8 лет назад +66

    Jeff- the sad thing is this is all completely true.
    Peanut- We're going to hell aren't we........well here we are.

    • @marcoantoniorodriguesfaria355
      @marcoantoniorodriguesfaria355 3 года назад +1

      Sorry o povo vocês contribuição na ALDIENCIA o que seria Penute sem vocês. Em 😆🏨👨‍👩‍👦‍👦

  • @crsh2007
    @crsh2007 6 лет назад +16

    ROFLMAO! For some reason, I love it when Peanut just slams his mouth into Jeff's face XD It's just so random and unexpected...and so Peanut!

  • @Rick_King
    @Rick_King 11 дней назад +1

    Peanut is like the Blazing Saddles of ventriloquism. He offends everybody, and he's absolutely hilarious!

  • @juixy7819
    @juixy7819 6 лет назад +329

    0:55 - 0:57 is me when a teacher gives out test

  • @foosington
    @foosington 8 лет назад +180

    Jeff - "What if someone here has a hair-lip?"
    Peanut - "S-pth-orry"
    Peanut - "Boy what if they have a hair-lip and a lazy eye, they're really gonna be, Bift-up!"
    Me: Dead on the floor

  • @TacoDrell
    @TacoDrell 8 лет назад +1195

    My uncle sent me this knowing full well I have a lazy eye. I can't fucking breath!

    • @sidthekidsk4276
      @sidthekidsk4276 8 лет назад +31

      +Matthew Rosado u can't tell people what to do and there's swearing in the vid anyways

    • @BustinBurger
      @BustinBurger 8 лет назад

      +Sid ThekidSk wow, look at her channel

    • @Mike_5K
      @Mike_5K 8 лет назад

      +HellDashElite lol im dying

    • @CadCrusader
      @CadCrusader 8 лет назад +3

      Please tell me you also have a hair lip

    • @CadCrusader
      @CadCrusader 8 лет назад +3

      Are you "piphed oph

  • @MichaelPhipps-z9v
    @MichaelPhipps-z9v 8 месяцев назад +1

    I dearly luv peanut

  • @williamlang9996
    @williamlang9996 8 лет назад +121

    sometimes i forget he is a ventriloquist

    • @deagansrv8631
      @deagansrv8631 8 лет назад +3

      meh too sometimes I think hemis real

    • @deagansrv8631
      @deagansrv8631 8 лет назад +2

      +Deagan Srv srry *I mean he is real*

    • @wildside316
      @wildside316 7 лет назад +3

      William Lang You should see him doing *three voices PLUS his own* at once😀. It was in his early days on stage(one of those shows where a comedian had a few minutes). Rapid changes of solid, character-filled voices. I can't imagine the difficulty of keeping just *one* of those going, let alone *three* , *plus interjecting his own* .

  • @atsfevan0242
    @atsfevan0242 5 лет назад +75

    0:49
    "What is your name?"
    "I'm bleep looking right at ya"
    Stares as person
    "Aren't i?"
    "I think so"
    "Fix my eyes bleep hole"

    • @pc-oq3rg
      @pc-oq3rg 4 года назад +1

      The face peanut made killed me bro 💀

  • @lorifry121
    @lorifry121 8 лет назад +26

    Peanut can turn a bad day into a hilarious day

  • @gd77legendplayer87
    @gd77legendplayer87 3 года назад +2

    Peanut (and Jose) are the best of all of the puppets.

  • @Phoenix-bi9bn
    @Phoenix-bi9bn 9 лет назад +39

    I love how Peanut gets the blame for the offensive jokes when it's all Jeff. I've always loved him, you don't even think of it as ventriloquism, it's just a double act

  • @venusgenaro6361
    @venusgenaro6361 8 лет назад +13

    I love it when peanut gets in his face. it's hilarious 😂

  • @BillyBro-gj9uk
    @BillyBro-gj9uk 7 лет назад +50

    1:56 PETTHTOOOOOO!!!
    LOL

  • @LoneWombat2126
    @LoneWombat2126 4 года назад +2

    I love the way Peanut asks whaaaat? In that kinda high pitched voice! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @homelessman2805
    @homelessman2805 5 лет назад +34

    1:38 PEANUT I CHOOSE YOU!
    PEANUT USE CONFUSE!
    *it's super effective*

  • @charleskuckel3173
    @charleskuckel3173 6 лет назад +14

    Jeff Dunham NEVER fails to make me laugh hysterically at ALL his performances. He's talented and funny.

  • @ivory2567
    @ivory2567 5 лет назад +67

    “Hey! Stop sign! Thank you! Turn around! Doing-doing! Horseshoe! Turtle! *all of a sudden, a bunch of gibberish* And this dude is SIGNIN’ AWAAAAYYY”

    • @AntasmaTheBatKing
      @AntasmaTheBatKing 5 лет назад +11

      It's "AND THIS POOR BASTARD'S JUST SIGNIN' AWAAAAAAAY!"

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 4 года назад +7

      *THE HELLS GOING ON!*

    • @somerandomperson712
      @somerandomperson712 4 года назад +9

      All the deaf folks are like:
      ............ the hell’s going on...? Our guy sucks!
      I’m dead 😂

    • @tgtterrorizor3407
      @tgtterrorizor3407 4 года назад +4

      And then to really screw with the guy, I'm like-
      *_silent mouth movement_*

    • @wolfblaze9614
      @wolfblaze9614 3 года назад +2

      Of course, now he's just sitting here...
      *silent*
      all the deaf folks are like: ah ah ah...
      *C'MON!!!!!!* *WHAT ARE WE MISSING?!?!*

  • @kimberlykloetsch7248
    @kimberlykloetsch7248 4 года назад +15

    "How the hell does that work, you go to a business and go 'hmhm, you are a business"

  • @ryanzimmerman1594
    @ryanzimmerman1594 5 лет назад +381

    HEY STOP SIGN THANK YOU TURN AROUND DOING DOING HORSESHOES TURTLE UGADUGADUGADUGA!!!!!!

  • @HexMan-HM03
    @HexMan-HM03 5 лет назад +29

    0:28 - 0:30 I love Peanut's laugh😂

  • @kotacheyenne370
    @kotacheyenne370 7 лет назад +110

    oh my god he's juggling now you should see.. oh SORRY😂😂

  • @ChristianRodriguez-cg9qw
    @ChristianRodriguez-cg9qw 10 месяцев назад +2

    0:28 my favorite peanut moment 😂

  • @littlebigplanet678
    @littlebigplanet678 8 лет назад +32

    2:12 those dodging skills thou XD

  • @antasmathebatking2386
    @antasmathebatking2386 6 лет назад +55

    Terry is probably thinking, "In a nutshell, yes." SKREEHEEHEEHEEHEE!

  • @JakeCWolf
    @JakeCWolf 9 лет назад +39

    I have a lazy eye... and I am so offended by this all I can do is sit here and laugh hysterically... :P

    • @Moviefan2k4
      @Moviefan2k4 6 лет назад +1

      I have strabismus, which is basically a lazy eye that switches sides every time my vision changes. I use my right eye and my left shifts away...then vice versa.

  • @SeaWolfEntertainment
    @SeaWolfEntertainment 5 лет назад +26

    I like how he insults everything and everyone. It’s hilarious

  • @tomute9212
    @tomute9212 5 лет назад +19

    0:20 when the wifi is down