You Don't Have To Be A Prostitute - Flight Of The Conchords (Lyrics)

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @emperorglenuff
    @emperorglenuff 16 лет назад +73

    this style suits brett's voice so much. Once again they nail another genre

    • @grobannoel
      @grobannoel 2 месяца назад

      Yep, Bret was pretty amazing.

  • @alienbutlerblunders5464
    @alienbutlerblunders5464 2 года назад +23

    Enjoyed these songs and music videos for years even before properly watching the series.
    Even out of context all their songs are incredibly funny, actually really good and surprisingly heartfelt. What a great series

  • @girugiru27
    @girugiru27 6 месяцев назад +1

    "He goes to work with only his one tool" has lived in my head rent free since this show aired over a decade ago.

  • @HotPutridVomit
    @HotPutridVomit 2 года назад +16

    flight of the conchords always lift me up. feeling blue no more, thank you!

  • @tanyaroberson9629
    @tanyaroberson9629 Год назад +20

    I lost it at "do you have any other skills like typing?"

  • @Garidez
    @Garidez 14 лет назад +72

    A wonderfully unsubtle deconstruction of Roxanne, with all the (slightly exaggerated) hallmarks of The Police (seriously, if you listen to a few songs by The Police you'll see the Conchords are right on the money, just as they were for the Bowie song in series 1).

    • @sethhager3067
      @sethhager3067 2 года назад

      Sounds almost nothing like Roxxanne you internet relic

    • @charabotte1
      @charabotte1 2 года назад +12

      ​@@sethhager3067 sounds just like Roxanne, you don't have to wear the red dress tonight

    • @peterbreughel4440
      @peterbreughel4440 Год назад +7

      ​@@sethhager3067 'You don't have to put on the red light. You don't have to wear that dress tonight'.(Roxanne)
      'It's a cold night, beneath the street light, there's a man whose pants are too tight'.(You don't have to be a prostitute)
      Yeah, you're right, they're completely different. I mean there are so many reggae songs which point out that it's possible not to be a hooker, that there are bound to be a few accidental similarities.

    • @tylerd4884
      @tylerd4884 Год назад +2

      thats great!
      i never put it together but its so obvious once you said it

    • @Luckypants2113
      @Luckypants2113 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@charabotte1 it’s absolutely a spoof of the police. Maybe not the same melody as Roxanne but it’s the same subject matter and same overall tone and genre as the police.

  • @theloniousparekh101
    @theloniousparekh101 2 года назад +5

    This is the best reggae song I've ever listened too

  • @agalgonzalez
    @agalgonzalez 2 года назад +10

    The look of absolute disbelief that the pimp gives Germaine when he is getting paid in coins is is 100% hilarious!

  • @katiekatVP
    @katiekatVP 12 лет назад +45

    The only thing that makes me laugh more than this song was when I showed it to my dad and he was laughing just as hard, lol. I really wasn't expecting that... >.

  • @sanityisrelative
    @sanityisrelative 15 лет назад +21

    I love when Bret sings... at all. XD
    ~

  • @deutschsprecher5
    @deutschsprecher5 16 лет назад +38

    The part where Eugene is playing the steel drums is by far the best part.

  • @peregrinecovington4138
    @peregrinecovington4138 3 месяца назад +1

    This song is actually so good

  • @BlackXStarr43
    @BlackXStarr43 15 лет назад +11

    i absolutely love this song! it is so effin funny!!

  • @coreycox2345
    @coreycox2345 2 года назад +3

    Genius.

  • @NoClarity
    @NoClarity 14 лет назад +18

    WOW. Never noticed that Bret's jacket comes on in parts.
    And yeah, everyone.. It's based on Roxanne..
    That's why it sounds so similar and Bret is singing in a Jamaican accent.

  • @williammelvin
    @williammelvin 15 лет назад +5

    i love every song they have done, but this and fashion is danger, are my faves at the mo , lmao

  • @LetsGoPlayPretend
    @LetsGoPlayPretend 13 лет назад +22

    This is gonna be in my head all day now :')

    • @coreycox2345
      @coreycox2345 2 года назад

      Catchy, correct. LetsGoPlayPretend.

  • @jackbrokeheart
    @jackbrokeheart 15 лет назад +3

    Mmh, this is the first time I've heard of a new album... sweet!

  • @AwesomeFoutzPictures
    @AwesomeFoutzPictures 13 лет назад +2

    @StaggersTheDog This time, you are alone, but props for loving Community like a real man.

  • @DiscoveryWonders
    @DiscoveryWonders 3 года назад +1

    Love you guys

  • @noelleparreira5077
    @noelleparreira5077 10 лет назад +50

    Basically "Roxanne" by The Police

    • @a-agun6227
      @a-agun6227 5 лет назад

      I was about to say the same thing good ear lmao funny as

    • @PaulKirtley
      @PaulKirtley 4 года назад +3

      Maybe look up the word "pastiche" in the dictionary....

    • @GregBonks
      @GregBonks 4 года назад +1

      It's just better though

    • @GretaThanos
      @GretaThanos 8 месяцев назад

      Wow you are smart dude.

  • @KuraZie
    @KuraZie 14 лет назад

    @TheEruIluvatar At the start it's in half, and it comes in from opposite sides of the screen.

  • @konefk
    @konefk 14 лет назад +4

    Rooxaneeee You don't have to put on the red light!

  • @kirillzelianodjevo6254
    @kirillzelianodjevo6254 3 года назад +4

    those guys are a real cure for anything

  • @MrNomnomnom94
    @MrNomnomnom94 14 лет назад +9

    His pants are too tight......
    My pants are too tight!!!

  • @charabotte1
    @charabotte1 2 года назад

    ​ @Seth Hager sounds just like Roxanne, you don't have to wear the red dress tonight

  • @sazzy6264
    @sazzy6264 Месяц назад

    Spending a month in treatment ten years ago just seems so quaint...

  • @IndieButterfly
    @IndieButterfly 15 лет назад +11

    he'll never be a concert flautist

    • @gitsurfer27
      @gitsurfer27 5 месяцев назад

      Hey man i just want some Muesli

  • @codyanderson6350
    @codyanderson6350 3 года назад +18

    The song for the unemployed

  • @Qw3rtykid3
    @Qw3rtykid3 14 лет назад

    @thisismyeighthtry yea but there so many people saying work and one so i dont know the right answer

  • @KuraZie
    @KuraZie 14 лет назад

    @TheEruIluvatar lol you do know I still get your comment in my inbox right? Glad I could clear that up for you though.

  • @LivingNed
    @LivingNed 2 года назад +1

    YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT ON THE RED LIGHT

  • @lewisfuller2911
    @lewisfuller2911 7 лет назад +14

    Global Cycling Network?

    • @chloestiiles
      @chloestiiles 4 года назад

      Lewis Fuller thought i was the only one🤣

  • @joeconcepts5552
    @joeconcepts5552 9 месяцев назад

    Oh Gene Belcher would be so proud to be a part of this.

  • @ChristewieTV
    @ChristewieTV 13 лет назад +7

    2 peoples pants aren't tight enough

  • @Ryanatwood3
    @Ryanatwood3 15 лет назад +3

    this song is fucking great

  • @GabiTapati
    @GabiTapati 10 лет назад +10

    like typing??!!?!?!?!??!?!?!

  • @michellekramer5940
    @michellekramer5940 2 года назад

    The Best!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Joanboa
    @Joanboa Год назад +1

    I’m sure Sting took part in the writing of this song and in the part of being a prostitute

  • @Qw3rtykid3
    @Qw3rtykid3 14 лет назад

    some one anwser me, is it 'work with only his work tool' or is it 'one tool'?????

  • @acer8123
    @acer8123 3 года назад +1

    4 years after listening to the GCN bloopers, I thought this song was made up. Turns out I was wrong.

  • @KoRnescence93
    @KoRnescence93 13 лет назад

    @AusShinDig I think you might mean 4 words...

  • @jackbrokeheart
    @jackbrokeheart 15 лет назад +2

    I don't understand why this song wasn't put on I-tunes.

  • @freakintom
    @freakintom 14 лет назад +2

    its actually surprisingly close to the police sound haha

  • @918kickinwing
    @918kickinwing 7 лет назад +1

    4 ppl have not put away their tools

  • @ChrisComics
    @ChrisComics 16 лет назад +3

    I think the best songs from this season have been the best of anything they've done but some of the shorter songs have just been stupid but songs like this one, Sugalumps and Too Many Dicks have been pure genius.

  • @yetimaster1
    @yetimaster1 14 лет назад +3

    His pants are too tight....

  • @oIBenjaminIo
    @oIBenjaminIo 14 лет назад +3

    Jemaine, You don't have to be, a Prosi-tute!

  • @StaggersTheDog
    @StaggersTheDog 13 лет назад +16

    Anybody else watching this because community got Roxanne stuck in their head, which got this stuck in their head?

    • @BobbyChipmunk
      @BobbyChipmunk 3 года назад +1

      I'm nine years late but fuck yeah

    • @missthing1496
      @missthing1496 2 года назад

      Just so you know, Jeff, you are now creating six different timelines...

  • @jamsta1232
    @jamsta1232 15 лет назад

    same love this song man jiggolo lol check out mermaids

  • @5fiveform
    @5fiveform 15 лет назад

    FOTC0123, the lyrics: A male jigolo is spelt wrong.
    It should be: A male gigolo

  • @LaurenElizabethNetherton
    @LaurenElizabethNetherton Год назад +1

    ‘Do you have any other skills? Like typing?’

  • @BobbyDuwitz
    @BobbyDuwitz 15 лет назад

    It has been.

  • @ImproperTraci
    @ImproperTraci 6 месяцев назад

    I'd hire him.

  • @nataschavisser573
    @nataschavisser573 13 дней назад

    It is NOT degrading.

  • @alinesanchezramirezbaruchi2658
    @alinesanchezramirezbaruchi2658 2 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @kasn.t.c7849
    @kasn.t.c7849 8 лет назад +1

    what song is this a parody of lol ja ja

    • @tannerherzman5762
      @tannerherzman5762 8 лет назад +3

      Roxanne I believe. and a few other tunes as a parody ha

  • @5fiveform
    @5fiveform 15 лет назад

    no, i watched this episode with subtitles on.

  • @BrettJames-f3r
    @BrettJames-f3r 11 месяцев назад +1

    Like they way the sing about male prostitution like it's kinda a problem

  • @lecashwell
    @lecashwell 12 лет назад

    wouldn't we all

  • @saitamagonzalez922
    @saitamagonzalez922 3 года назад +2

    Male~Prostitution~ Seems ~To~ Be~ My~ Only ~Option~>🥺

  • @williammelvin
    @williammelvin 15 лет назад

    ahahahahha jermain is the best.

  • @ALIHAIDER123456789
    @ALIHAIDER123456789 15 лет назад

    haha

  • @StaggersTheDog
    @StaggersTheDog 13 лет назад

    @AwesomeFoutzPictures
    Community is the shit

  • @JoshisJoshisJosh
    @JoshisJoshisJosh 2 года назад

    My pants are too tight

  • @Zenko17
    @Zenko17 16 лет назад

    this sounds like beduin soundclash

  • @staybored2088
    @staybored2088 3 года назад +1

    .

  • @AusShinDig
    @AusShinDig 14 лет назад +3

    First time I heard this song I immediately thought three words. The Police. Sting. Roxanne.

  • @muzicmadnezz
    @muzicmadnezz 13 лет назад +7

    2 people don't have any other skills- like typing.

  • @saitamagonzalez922
    @saitamagonzalez922 3 года назад

    \(- 0-)/
    Uuuuuuuu~Whooooo~Uuuuuu~Uuuuuuuuu~~~
    *I FEEL You Man...

  • @ukulelewannabe
    @ukulelewannabe 13 лет назад

    2 people have never bought a prostitute.

  • @dylreesYT
    @dylreesYT 11 лет назад

    Hahaha XD LOL

  • @juschu67
    @juschu67 7 лет назад

    Works well too with paid Obstructors

  • @hellomynameismuppet
    @hellomynameismuppet 15 лет назад +1

    this feels way too slow after watching the chipmunked version

  • @Drummeric1989
    @Drummeric1989 15 лет назад +1

    like most of flight of the conchords songs, they change their genre of their songs to be funny parodies. im pretty sure this one is supposed to represent Roxanne by the Police

  • @Artmesa
    @Artmesa 3 года назад +1

    I wish the image quality wasn't so horrible..

  • @luckyjinxer
    @luckyjinxer 15 лет назад

    Roxanne thing right?

  • @lindsayjennifer
    @lindsayjennifer 16 лет назад +2

    haha, do you have any other skills... like typing?

  • @5fiveform
    @5fiveform 15 лет назад

    Also, the lyrics: Maybe that would be a way if he lived alone.
    should be: Maybe that would be OK if he lived alone

  • @frightly1618
    @frightly1618 15 лет назад

    the police.........

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal 5 лет назад

    Dan Lloyd’s rendition on GCN was better