Bret, You Got It Going On - Flight Of The Conchords (Lyrics)
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- Опубликовано: 9 сен 2008
- Bret, You Got It Going On
Flight Of The Conchords
Series One - Episode Six - Bowie
Hey there, Bret
I see you looking down
Don't want to see my little buddy there with a frown
Just because I get more women than you
Well, that's only because they don't know you like I do.
Sure, you're weedy and kinda shy
But some girlie out there must be needy for a weedy, shy guy.
They want you as they needle when they're rolling in the hay.
Just hear me out when I say,
Bret, you got it goin' on
The ladies get to know your sexuality
When they get to know your personality.
I said, Bret, you got it goin' on.
Not in a gay way
Just in a hey, mate,
I want to say that you're looking okay, mate.
Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy
That he thinks his booty is fly?
Not all the time, obviously
Just when he's got a problem with his self esteem
Don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable
Because you're bumpable
Well, I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
If I say you've got a boom o wow
Come on, Bret
Help me out now
Bret you got it goin' on.
Bret : I got it goin' on.
That's the conclusion that I've come to
But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you.
Bret, you've got it goin' on
Bret : Got it goin' on
No doubt about it
We'd be getting crazy
If one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.
Oooh, if one of us was a lady
And I was your man, if I was your man
Well, sometimes it gets lonely
And I need a woman
And then I imagine you with some bosoms
In fact, one time when we were touring
And I was really lonely
And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel
I put a wig on you when you were sleeping
Put a wig on you
Ooh ooh ooh
And I just laid there and spooned you
Bret, you've got it goin' on 
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I don't know how this video doesn't have more views. I have watched it over 900,000 times myself alone. The math does not add up
😅😅😅😅
LOL!
nLOL(not laughing out loud)
Right!
Ha! Me too.
Bret's facial expressions are just priceless throughout the whole thing
I’ve got it going on?
This scene still cracks me up all these years later.
Still?
Still bloody hilarious.
I’ve never watched this show but because of this clip I’m about to binge it on HBOMax. All hail the mighty algorithm!!
Did you enjoy it
@@Skydo210 love it!
Seriously just now watching it?! How is that even possible?? I have watched the entire series about 20 to 30 times and watched it while it was on air. I also own all of their albums and have seen them perform live
Yay!!!
"I put a wig on you"
How could that be gay, if you're pretending they're a woman?
That is my favorite moment in the entire show ever.
i've been asking that question for 15 years now..
How, Indeed?
The logic is irrefutable!
I'm with you 😂😂😂 it's such a horrible/legitimate argument
only after asking Bret "Would it be gay to write you a song? To cheer you up?"
I love that even though Bret looks super uncomfortable he still joins in the song! haha Flight of the Conchords is like my drug! I have to listen to at least one song everyday!
brett just face gets more and more uncomfortable, his face is priceless
"Thats the conclusion that I've come to but that doesn't mean I want to bum you" fucking killed me
Everything these guys do is pure comedic genius. They really got it goin' on.
"Another one of your weird songs" I wonder what the other weird songs were about
Lots of stuff.....sugalumps
This never gets old. It's hilarious everytime I see and/or hear it. Man I can't believe it's been 14 yrs. I watched this show while it was airing, and It's the best show ever. insanely funny, and the songs are literally in my top favorite songs of all time. These 2 are super insanely talented musicians, and top notch comedians.
Also, I swear the best bands are ones that were made for comedy. Tenacious D, FLight of the Conchords, Lonely Island, Mighty Boosh, list goes on. It's like even though the songs are funny, they are freaking killer at the same time.
The "if one of us was a lady and if I was your man" is one of the underrated joke line of the song
Lol good catch
Bret's face makes it.
This holds up in 2024
no it doesn't it's in 240p
@@giantsighslooks fine to me
...not that I did it. That delivery kills me every time.
His delivery is always so, so good.
Still here in 2020. A true masterpiece
2023
me too. so good @solid_scott4642
2024, get good scrubs
@@Jane-oz7pp2025, got better
Bret does have it going on, congrats on the academy award!
Better love story than Twilight
"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy
That he thinks his booty is fly?
Not all the time, obviously
Just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
sigh if only all guys were like this
Steve, I'm sure your booty is fly
That's the conclusion that I've come to.
But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you.
Ugh, if one of us was ladddaaay.
If I was your man, if I was your man
Cuz some types it gets lonely
And I neeheed a woman, and then I imagine you with some bosoms
today i met a guy wearing a conchords shirt and i had to come here to celebrate :)
TheMonkeesRock oh my god haha my two favorite things tbh
Ahhh, true love.
This is my favorite thing. Never gets old.
Bret can be my weedy, shy guy any day of the week.
You’re in needy of a weedy shy guy
i love playing this song on the guitar. playing it makes me good at finding shortcuts around town.
Best song in the whole show right here.
Ooh, that’s a tough one. Only because so many are amazing. “If That’s What You’re Into” comes to mind. And the hip hop one
Why do people feel the need to do this.
love jermaine's face when he says 'that doesn't mean I want to bum you'.
I'm in tears right now.
Have you stopped crying yet?
351cleavland he’s not crying, it’s just raining on his face
It's a very moving song isn't it?
I believe that made you feel better.
How could that be gay, if you're pretending to be a woman? ........ Not that I did it.
Ooooo, if one of us was a lady, and I was your man, I was your man, lol
Best part
I haven’t heard this in years… I was just walking along the path to work, it playing on earbuds… I stated laughing so hard my face hurt, like I could barely walk normally 😂😂
The way it starts so nice, then gets weirder and weirder
Imagine a mate sits down and just says “your beard is good” 🥹😂😂
*”Can I please have a look at the lyrics?”*
Massively underrated TV series. I'm not usually into novelty comedy music, but FOTC definitely "got it goin' on" 🤟
The way he reiterated “when you were sleepin I put a wig on you” with that melody is the funniest thing ever
This might be the most underrated series ever made, certainly in my top five.
oh yeah. I swear the best bands are ones that were made for comedy. Tenacious D, FLight of the Conchords, Lonely Island, Mighty Boosh, list goes on. It's like even though the songs are funny, they are freaking killer at the same time.
''Not that i did it'' Genius.
I listened to this song years ago.. and I just busted out laughing. I wish they had continued their show.
a friend just sent this to me cause I was feelin' down. I literally went from this \: to this C: in a split second.
This gets stuck in my head at least once a week
OMG this just never gets old!!! 🤣
Jemaine: Would it be gay to sing you a song? To cheer you up?
Bret: No
Jemaine: Hold my beer
I put a wig on you when you were sleeping, I put a wig on you.
ooh, And I just laid there and spooned you.
This song aged so well
The best bro song off all time. All time.
Bret's got it going on, but Jermaine is SHINY
Nice and jazzy with some key changes, this song has got it going on!
New cup was pretty funny too but Jemaine's bowie impression cracks me up every time especially the "sorry about the table bret" bit hahaha.
I think the most brilliant part of this whole thing is Jermaine switching from his singing to speaking voice at the end.
Miss these guys. The first season in particular was perfection.
i love getting this stuck in my head. bret, you got it going AHH ONN
37 ppl think it's gay to write a song to cheer Brett up
This is by far my favorite FotC songs, hands down
Still good years later …
cracks me up every time
I forgot how GREAT this song was hahahahha
1:27 jemaine's face when he says "uncomfortable" is fucking perfect.
perfect song for valentines day
i love this show!
I love how every time Brett’s getting ok with the song Jermaine drops another questionable line... “but that doesn’t mean that I want to bum you”
Gold
This is genious!
One of the only hidden gems left😩
How excellent!
41 people have been spooned while wearing a wig
How can anybody not like this?
3 key changes - wtf pure genius.
freakin amazing
Just bring tje show back
"Would it be gay if I wrote you a song?"
He says how lucky theyd be if one of yhem were a woman but immediately assumes Bret would be the woman
My favorite episode
After watching Men in Black 3, I can never look at Jemaine the same way....
very uplifting after a rejection
this is my favourite thing
well that made Me feel better!
thank you
man i love these dudes
This is so funny! :))
the choncords rocks man!
My name is Brett. This is my hype song
the best from them for sure LOL
"Your beard is good.... just a compliment about your beard... being good" was a complete emotion in highschool 😆 that was guy love (scrubs) before guy love came out. And guy love was it's own beast 😂. Fk n A highschool was fun. Lucky to have grown up when I did rather than this new age mumble rap packing a gun at 14 punk kids. We said gay as a term of endearment 😅 and I used the line "maybe later you can meet me next to the refrigerator" line a lot
this is another one of your weird songs man
In what way?
i loved that bit, i need a third season
You're good at finding shortcuts around this part of town
I love the many voices of Jemaine XD
particually notacable at the start of the song. He switches from deep and rumbling (and sexy) to higher and soft (and still sexy) and then back again ?? XD
now just seems like a good time to watch this for some reason
the best conchords song.
"A weedy shy guy" :)
Bret you got it going on with your OSCAR! :D
Too much! 😅😅👏👏👏👏
EPIC
THis song sounds so coool
being able to sing your whole way through this and feeling like a fucking boss
LOVE IT!. =] LOL HAHAHAHA
This Is Amazing :L
Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly? Not all the time obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem
I actually do like men, but I send my friends this song when I want to compliment them
Word.
2:48 welcome to 2023, baby!
ya beard is good
i'm in need of a weedy shy guy lol
🔹️ 2022 in Oz🌈🦘🌏🇦🇺❗
Was Feeling like shit today, not anymore thanks FOTC
“So I hope that made you feel better.”