This is how you DON'T play Resident Evil 4

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @TheJaviferrol
    @TheJaviferrol 9 лет назад +305

    Phil is more dangerous for Ashley than all of the enemies of the game combined

    • @MrNiceguy3210
      @MrNiceguy3210 9 лет назад +10

      TheJaviferrol I guess you could say that if we turn our backs, look away or even blink, he will kill us...

    • @JayHog1992
      @JayHog1992 9 лет назад +1

      Niceguy3210 Nah, I think Phil is more dangerous than SCP.

    • @MrNiceguy3210
      @MrNiceguy3210 9 лет назад

      JayHog1992 Rly? I was quoting Doctor Who

    • @JayHog1992
      @JayHog1992 9 лет назад

      Niceguy3210 Yeah, the angel statues and SCP are the same. Some people get that mix up alot.

    • @terminalcreature1560
      @terminalcreature1560 9 лет назад +16

      TheJaviferrol This is true: 15:15
      Phil is so dangerous, an ALLY killed him because he was gonna kill him.

  • @williamnix5086
    @williamnix5086 8 лет назад +191

    "Quick Time events are garbage." -Guy who played and loved Heavy Rain...

    • @UltimateShadow10
      @UltimateShadow10 6 лет назад +39

      He hates QTEs because he has the reaction time of a 200 year old snail.

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 Год назад +3

      To be fair you can fail every QTE in heavy rain and the game will still continue

  • @CNRhKXtreme
    @CNRhKXtreme 9 лет назад +100

    DSP would be a horrible soldier.
    After one fuck-up. "COME ON, MAN! MY GUN JAMMED! Y'know what, just kill me."

    • @KillBlackrock
      @KillBlackrock 3 года назад +2

      Well to be fair, theres no telling how he would react to good training. It may change his behavior a lot. I think so because his character seems to be a simple mashup of the few people that were close to him before, John Rambo and Howard and Leanna and a couple other people. Not like he has a deeply rooted personality that couldnt be overwhelmed with conditioning.

    • @KillBlackrock
      @KillBlackrock 2 года назад +2

      @@AwesomeDudeLol Praise God the stink of this shit is not on my dialogue. Good luck to experts like you not accidentally incorporating AIDS into your technique.

    • @wordman3624
      @wordman3624 2 года назад +11

      Phil wouldn't make it out of basic training.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 16 дней назад

      ​@@wordman3624 He's still IN basic training, right now; as we speak.

  • @Meatman4450
    @Meatman4450 9 лет назад +152

    Imagine if leon thought the same way as phil. "I'm just going to let them kill me, this is bullshit."

    • @uuu12343
      @uuu12343 7 лет назад +10

      Meatman4450
      He wouldn't be able to save Ashley, not with that attitude

    • @cloudshines812
      @cloudshines812 2 года назад

      @Scarlet Dani You know Phil is a new low when even WTRC’s Leon was more badass

    • @HomethaSick
      @HomethaSick 2 года назад +10

      Ashley "How about some overtime"
      DSP "IM MARRIED STOOPID!"

    • @JankyHB
      @JankyHB 2 года назад +13

      "I don't know what to dooo. I got infected with Las Plagas... I don't know what to do. Fuck it, just let the parasite kill me. Died to fucking Infection I couldn't prevent *Hysterical Laughter* what a great fucking mission, whatever."

  • @Gggmanlives
    @Gggmanlives 8 лет назад +145

    This is probably the best TIHYDP

    • @lewissmallwoods
      @lewissmallwoods 8 лет назад +11

      Yep, you're everywhere for sure

    • @thebunk8588
      @thebunk8588 8 лет назад +8

      Gggmanlives i wish you were my brother... your channel fucking rocks

    • @linushyper300
      @linushyper300 8 лет назад +2

      Don't you have another game to piss on?

    • @Gggmanlives
      @Gggmanlives 8 лет назад +18

      Dr Ivo Robotnik
      Don't you have another RUclipsr to be butthurt over?

    • @RideTheDalan89
      @RideTheDalan89 6 лет назад +3

      No wonder im suscribed... Got the same tastes haha

  • @Malumbrus
    @Malumbrus 10 лет назад +138

    If you took a drink every time he said "What the fuck" "This is stupid" "This is dumb" or "I didn't do that," in any of his videos, you would die from alcohol poisoning.

    • @Chud_Bud_Supreme
      @Chud_Bud_Supreme 10 лет назад +7

      Even if it was just a sip of beer you'd still die eventually.

    • @lukeydavenport9170
      @lukeydavenport9170 10 лет назад +1

      Hahahahahaha! :)

    • @darkfire1044
      @darkfire1044 10 лет назад +2

      i feelll fin , eit edwasnt too ihuard.

    • @CynicalBastard47
      @CynicalBastard47 10 лет назад +8

      Don't be silly. At the rate you'd have to drink in order to keep up with that, you'd drown before the booze really got to work.

    • @tylerosborne5809
      @tylerosborne5809 10 лет назад +16

      I'm not dead yet, I think I'm experiencing bugged alcohol poisoning mechanics.

  • @tombarber5269
    @tombarber5269 10 лет назад +41

    I love how there's a "how not to play" video for almost every game this guy's played

  • @andrewgarcia3761
    @andrewgarcia3761 9 лет назад +103

    Wow I've never seen that cutscene where you shoot Luis enough to have him kill you.

    • @wolfingaming1679
      @wolfingaming1679 8 лет назад +28

      Same. Guess we don't suck

    • @Charlieskapmelaas
      @Charlieskapmelaas 8 лет назад +2

      i havent seen that scene either. I cant explain how much i fucking hate this dude. I dont even know why i keep watching these videos. Can someone tell this dumbass to please stop playing games? He obviously dont see it so. pfff, well enough energy put inn to this. Gj Luis

    • @NicoBleackley
      @NicoBleackley 8 лет назад +3

      I think I accidentally shot him once and he killed me in game. But I never saw a cutscene before this hahaha

    • @EvanSchatz
      @EvanSchatz 6 лет назад +2

      I saw it because I deliberately shot him to see what would happen.... I figured that's the only way anyone would see it

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT 4 года назад +11

      The way it functions is that Lewis will duck if you're aiming his way at a villager. You practically have to be deliberately shooting him to trigger it.

  • @timyac
    @timyac 4 года назад +46

    I refuse to believe this guy isn't playing a character

  • @vegehanku
    @vegehanku 10 лет назад +78

    i swear to god he does not deserve to be within 100 feet of anything electronic

  • @user1point0
    @user1point0 10 лет назад +78

    I think that no matter how you feel about his playthroughs, whether you hate them or don't really care, there's always gonna be a moment where you just yell "COME ON!" at the screen. My moment was when he was in the laser hallway.

  • @zach4922
    @zach4922 10 лет назад +39

    You know what's really funny is at the beginning of EVERY play through he talks a bit history of the game and how much he "respects" and is "amazed" by how well the game is or how other games say its their favorite and how much he likes it too then all through out his play through "balls controls" and "horrible gameplay" really aggravates me

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet 5 лет назад +5

      Because he totally needs to prove his gamer cred to the retarded speds who bankroll him.

    • @ДаниилМалыгин-микрочелик
      @ДаниилМалыгин-микрочелик 3 года назад +1

      I can really understand you, because I had played RE 4 many times, I love this games and consider it my one of my favorite games and one of the best games of all time! And I will be 20 on March 14, 2022.

  • @asodimu213
    @asodimu213 10 лет назад +31

    I swear his laugh sounds like the Sesame Street Count beating a seal with a baseball bat!

  • @MRGilD0
    @MRGilD0 8 лет назад +19

    Knowing that her father will probably fail at saving her, Panda Lee must have been terrified after this walkthrough.

  • @indystruck
    @indystruck 9 лет назад +31

    I have never seen the animation for Ashley being carried across a loading screen door before, now I know, thanks DSP!

    • @ArchangelSteve
      @ArchangelSteve 9 лет назад +7

      Indy struck I never knew you could shoot Luis during the cabin scene.

    • @JayHog1992
      @JayHog1992 9 лет назад

      Indy struck once did... It's a pain to try and multi task killing enemies near Ashley with a sniper and killing enemies trying to kill you with a shotgun.
      It's not too hard if you have the ammo, but it's a pain.

    • @lopey5035
      @lopey5035 9 лет назад +1

      +Indy struck That part where he dies to U-3 in the beginning of the fight i've never seen.

  • @ProvidenceKing
    @ProvidenceKing 10 лет назад +47

    I was watching the stream, and I'd just like to point out that at 39:41 Phil didn't actually figure out what to do, he spent like 15 seconds in his inventory before he equipped the shotgun. It was pretty obvious he was looking at the chat, and I find it hilarious that he's still trying to cover up his lack of basic problem solving.

    • @Meteorlink
      @Meteorlink 10 лет назад +5

      watching this "short" version is already a pain... how can you do that to yourself and watch a stream of him?

    • @ProvidenceKing
      @ProvidenceKing 10 лет назад +18

      killersam234 Adblock and Alcohol.

    • @Meteorlink
      @Meteorlink 10 лет назад +8

      i hope it was enough alcohol to forget most of it

  • @MrSpyro1994
    @MrSpyro1994 10 лет назад +30

    Holy fuck. In the beginning he actually sounds like a reasonable person. Like, a person that I would watch.

    • @BodyMindAndSoulx
      @BodyMindAndSoulx 9 лет назад +3

      Chris The Wolf I thought the same thing, I think he's more suitable for a game podcast then Lets Play.

    • @lucina056
      @lucina056 9 лет назад +9

      He was like that at the beginning due to the fact he had played it before... Also love at the end how he hypes over professional mode having new areas and then awkwardly says he's not going to do it followed by an awkward silence!

  • @mickeymouse4879
    @mickeymouse4879 10 лет назад +29

    It is me or does Phil everytime comes to a puzzle in games and says "wtf why is this in the game"

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT 4 года назад +3

      He's clearly never played Resident Evil, before.

    • @terryprust9604
      @terryprust9604 2 года назад

      Thus is one of the funniest videos on RUclips

  • @kgldude
    @kgldude Год назад +5

    25:24 I can't believe Phil got stuck on a simple-ass sliding tile puzzle that literal 14 year-olds can figure out, which I know for a fact because I first beat this game when I was 14 years-old.

  • @m3t4lUs3r
    @m3t4lUs3r 10 лет назад +17

    Never in all my life have I seen someone fail that much at the final boss. I thought it was the easiest boss in Resident Evil history, impossible to fail, but I was wrong. Wow.

    • @Chud_Bud_Supreme
      @Chud_Bud_Supreme 10 лет назад +6

      The game was bugged! There was nothing he could dew.

    • @CyaAqua
      @CyaAqua 10 лет назад +4

      Come on! The game was obviously cheating! It's bull!

    • @nothingforgrantedPS23
      @nothingforgrantedPS23 6 лет назад

      Except if you time those platforms bad and they drop you in the drink lol!

  • @Collymillad
    @Collymillad 7 лет назад +14

    DYING FROM ONE HIT WHEN YOU HAVE 20% HEALTH IS NOT AN INSTANT KILL - STAPPIT!

  • @papavergil6784
    @papavergil6784 Год назад +3

    I guess Phil can't read when the button says "climb" during the Saddler fight.

  • @Stormrider881
    @Stormrider881 3 года назад +10

    DSP mode activated: All enemies will stand around completely pacified, shots will hit no matter where you aim, puzzles will solve themselves, health will auto regenerate and all quick time events will auto complete. Even DSP should be able to beat that..right?

    • @wordman3624
      @wordman3624 2 года назад +5

      He'd still find a reason to complain. Guaranteed.

  • @BillyFrost1865
    @BillyFrost1865 8 лет назад +23

    notice how his laugh instead of going "hahahahaha" it goes "auhauhauhauhauhauha"

  • @michaeljohns5333
    @michaeljohns5333 10 лет назад +9

    someone shouldve told phil to shoot the fish a the dock before the del lago fight the reaction wouldve been priceless

  • @reversingmemories
    @reversingmemories 10 лет назад +16

    Wow, I didn't know you can get killed by Luis I never saw that cut-scene before lol.

    • @ServantOfPriss
      @ServantOfPriss 5 лет назад

      That's because you played the game correctly, fellow Mercury fan.

  • @johnnybravo9194
    @johnnybravo9194 Год назад +2

    19:55 I like this "hmm~", like he's pretending to have a brain.

  • @DrAkuIa1
    @DrAkuIa1 Год назад +8

    I didn’t even know Luis could kill you if you attacked him enough and I’ve played the game like 10 times through.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 Месяц назад

      He only does that if you deliberately shoot him a few times. I... inadvertently saw it multiple times playing through the game myself. And also because I used to have a former friend who'd shoot Luis, on purpose, just to see that cutscene. It annoyed the hell out of me, letting him play the game. He was EXACTLY like DSP. I'm surprised I didn't end up exactly like Phil because of him. But honestly, I absolutely LOVE RE4. It's my favorite RE game. I remember playing it when it first came out on the GCN, in 2005. I remember preordering it, and playing it when it was new. Sure, I was as bad as Phil here when I first played, but over time, I learned how to play it right, and not whine and constantly complain, and actually try and play the game and try and learn from my own stupidity. Like NOT standing in front of the Plagas, and especially NOT standing in front of the ones who are known for biting Leon's and Ashley's heads off!

  • @NorwegianNoLife
    @NorwegianNoLife 8 лет назад +16

    You know DSP read the chat when he realized he had to press X on the boss. He always does that. What's even worse is he has the lamest excuses and doesn't even own that he does it. You can hear it in his voice when he's like "What's this? Climb?"

  • @GarretsShadow
    @GarretsShadow 9 лет назад +4

    28:55 "if you make the wrong moves at the start you've completely fucked yourself"
    How? You have an unlimited amount of moves to make....the only way that "fucks yourself" is if you're trying to read the solution from a step-by-step walkthrough :L

  • @Annausagi2
    @Annausagi2 10 лет назад +39

    To be honest, I've always had trouble with slide-puzzles, so this part of the game always stumped me a bit.
    However, if I ever made a Let's Play out of this, I'd 1: Not sit and moan about how "STOOPID" it is to include a puzzle in a frickin' Resident Evil game. 2: EDIT THAT SHIT OUT GODAMMIT.

    • @CyranofromBergerac
      @CyranofromBergerac 9 лет назад +6

      To be honest sliding puzzles aren't that difficult when you figure out the strategy. Solve the top row, then the next, and keep going till the last two rows. This video isn't a good example considering there are only three rows so it's much easier. Then you work from left to right. The last bit is takes the most time for me. The way he solved by sliding the outside pieces around was amazing. Amazing in the sense it was horrible because I never seen anyone jack it up that bad. That was just dumb luck... But for you I'd suggest you try what I said. They can be quite fun when you figure it out. More so when you can do it without knowing what the puzzle looks like and have to figure it out as you go along.

    • @Annausagi2
      @Annausagi2 9 лет назад +3

      Tavierloyal I'll keep that in mind the next time I have to solve that puzzle =D Thanks

    • @CyranofromBergerac
      @CyranofromBergerac 9 лет назад +3

      Annausagi2
      Hey I checked out a couple of your vids. You seem cool. You haven't done anything in a while though. I'ma sub ya just in case you decide to upload again!

    • @Annausagi2
      @Annausagi2 9 лет назад +2

      Tavierloyal Hahaha, thanks. It's embarrassing, looking through all those old vids, though, but I keep them uploaded still, since some people seem to enjoy them.

    • @chipz5786
      @chipz5786 9 лет назад

      i did to

  • @darthkahn45
    @darthkahn45 9 лет назад +17

    I get the "right hand" boss can be annoying but he's easily beatable without the rocket launcher. Personally I like to save that particular present for Salazar's smug face.

    • @itsmejinxfromleagueolegendsrea
      @itsmejinxfromleagueolegendsrea Год назад

      Same, gray fox

    • @Flinch9000
      @Flinch9000 11 месяцев назад

      YES! You are speaking my thoughts then and there when I find the rocket launcher in the exhibition room!

  • @briansmith1288
    @briansmith1288 10 лет назад +60

    The Gamecube controller was bad? Huh. Funny that. I've never had a single problem with it. I played Resident Evil 4 on both the Gamecube and the PS2, and really, there was no problem with the controls or controller for the Gamecube. (But my wife got me the Chainsaw controller on the PS2. It looks badass.)
    I've never seen Ashely taken away for a game over. Now I have. Three times. Nor have I ever seen Luis kill Leon in the cabin. And I've not seen people just stand next to the Las Plagas with the blade coming out of the head. And he died on the gondola?! And he got caught off guard by the ambush from the wrecked truck?!
    While I'm not a fan of sliding puzzles, randomly mashing buttons doesn't work well. It helps to have a sort of plan, even if the plan is vague. Which is what makes that puzzle, which I remember being easy, look so much harder.
    I got a great laugh when he got crushed because he couldn't shoot the lock. Another thing I've never seen before.
    That last fight with Saddler was painful, but seeing him dying on the jetski was great.
    His song was stupid. While people were mad at the time, this game kept some of the horror elements. It was the complete abandoning of any pretense of horror that bothered people in RE5 and RE6. Having 3 different campaigns doesn't change the fact that many people wanted more horror. I, for myself, wish they had just one campaign.
    RE 4 on normal isn't a hard game.

    • @blazeboy798
      @blazeboy798 10 лет назад +3

      You got the chainsaw controller, you lucky sod. I am slightly jelly.

    • @briansmith1288
      @briansmith1288 10 лет назад

      blazeboy798 Yes, many years ago. It was just a lucky find on my part. I wasn't even going to buy it, I couldn't justify the price. But my wife went out and got it for my birthday the very next day.
      I used it once. Not a great controller as a controller, but it looks really fucking cool.

    • @blazeboy798
      @blazeboy798 10 лет назад +2

      Brian Smith
      Yeah since I am really into the resi series i am tempted to get both versions the GC and PS2. Hold on a min, this is the internet and there are two people getting along. o.O shit.

    • @briansmith1288
      @briansmith1288 10 лет назад +5

      EightEightGuardian Now I wouldn't call it GOTY contender, but I had fun with RE 6 as a game. The problem I had was that it wasn't a Resident Evil game really. It was a third person shooter that got hosed down in RE juice. It tried to do too much, so it nothing really stood out as great.
      God, I cannot wait for the Evil Within.

    • @blazeboy798
      @blazeboy798 10 лет назад

      Brian Smith
      I would agree, also yes evil within looks like the tits :D

  • @justanegsfan
    @justanegsfan Год назад +1

    21:52, its not an iron mask. he just kept hitting the terrible hitbox of the turret, that animal skull doesnt provide any protection

  • @carldesrosiersisabelle1075
    @carldesrosiersisabelle1075 9 месяцев назад +2

    5:16 look at this he have a gun and didn't use it so he only uses the knife just to get hit 2 times when i played the game on the Switch i literally shot the dude in the face then kicked him without getting hit a single time

  • @theancientgamer8524
    @theancientgamer8524 9 лет назад +23

    Great vid, but I'm just curious...why the big jump between the U9 monster and Sadler? Did Phil not do anything stupid there? I can't possibly believe he finished off Krauser without raging/fucking up. :/

    • @leoblackwood8380
      @leoblackwood8380 8 лет назад

      Sorry for late as fuck but at the U9 boss he fucking couldn't get out of the CAGE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THERE WAS A GREEN BULB AEAY IN A CAGE.
      and when he shot it h3 was like "OMG STOOPID WOW"

  • @JayHog1992
    @JayHog1992 9 лет назад +9

    Here's something interesting: Even if enemies have helmets, they still take damage, but reduced.

  • @MrFallout3man
    @MrFallout3man 10 лет назад +9

    "Why is this puzzle in the game!" yeah why is it? and why are there enemies? Traps? lets just have a game with nothing in it so the player doesn't have to think

  • @StrifeSoul990
    @StrifeSoul990 10 лет назад +70

    ...How the hell... Does someone fail at RE4?

    • @utes5532
      @utes5532 10 лет назад +1

      acting, that's how.

    • @utes5532
      @utes5532 10 лет назад +9

      ***** Yes. yes I do.

    • @CartoonEric
      @CartoonEric 10 лет назад +35

      cuck berthq
      You poor fool.

    • @MetalGearRexPilot
      @MetalGearRexPilot 10 лет назад +3

      Watch the Two Best Friends Play LP of Resident Evil 4. Pat begins by bragging about how he beat the game multiple times. Someone actually made a compilation on their wiki of all his fails, including deaths and missed treasures.
      twobestfriendsplay.wikia.com/wiki/Resident_Evil_4_HD

    • @TTigrex
      @TTigrex 10 лет назад +1

      cuck berthq If DSP is really just acting stupid all the time he playing video game
      give that man an oscar!

  • @SteveJonesGamingGWO
    @SteveJonesGamingGWO 10 лет назад +6

    3:20-3:39......
    Did this nimrod......
    NO! you do NOT get to say that as someone who NEVER owned a gamecube(remember he SKIPPED OUT on gaming during the PS2-Gamecube era).I say this as someone who played Viewtiful Joe, MGS1:TTS, Wind Waker, PoP Sands of Time, Metriod prime 1 & 2, Star Wars Rogue Squadron 2&3 on gamecube
    3:44-4:10
    Oh now we get to the root of it "Philly didn't like how it was laid out" so he rage quit LIKE A BITCH!

    • @Dread24
      @Dread24 10 лет назад +5

      The N64 controller criticism I can somewhat understand (even though the N64 controller is more retrospectively bad, since it was one of the first controllers designed primarily for 3D, and therefore the probability of them getting it right the first time was small).
      ...but the Gamecube controller being bad? Yeah I have to agree with you and call bullshit on that, because it's probably one of the best controllers I've ever used, and I know many people echo that sentiment. I liked the "strange" button layout because each button felt unique and it was even more natural figuring out which button was which without looking. And the shape of the controller has always been more comfortable to me than pretty much any other controller. The only thing that was less than ideal about it was the right stick, but that was only an issue in FPS games, and even then I got used to it.
      In fact the only people I run across who hate on the controller are more modern gamers who only play COD or other FPS games, who end up thinking the GC controller is "poorly designed" because of it's smaller right stick, when at the time in game development during the PS2/GC/ogXbox era, FPS's were only beginning to become popular on consoles. For the platforming, Action-adventure games, etc. that were the crux of the Gamecube's library, the controller was almost perfect.
      In Phil's case I think he's just mindlessly hating on Nintendo because of his beef with them (I think he said he wasn't going to play anymore of their stuff because he couldn't make money off of it).

    • @tylerhansen931
      @tylerhansen931 10 лет назад +1

      Super Troid My only complaint about the gamecube controller is that the l and r buttons are not very sensitive. I could never be good at smash bros. because of it

  • @PhantomSniper100
    @PhantomSniper100 10 лет назад +9

    If I had a dollar every time someone said something about the Gamecube controller.
    I'd have amassed a small fortune.

  • @DarrenMc
    @DarrenMc 9 лет назад +10

    Strange, I thought phil would LOVE that ballistics joke.

    • @fredspofford
      @fredspofford 5 лет назад +9

      Probably went over his head.

    • @timyac
      @timyac 4 года назад +2

      I'm pretty sure he was too distracted being racist to even hear it

  • @linushyper300
    @linushyper300 8 лет назад +11

    "Blah blah blah blah"
    - 5 hours later -
    "Bottom line is blah blah blah blah"
    - 1 hour later -
    "Let's play."

  • @duckenheimerwastaken
    @duckenheimerwastaken 10 лет назад +7

    you would think RE4 would be his best game because he loves to stand still while he shoots

  • @jettythesunfish
    @jettythesunfish 10 лет назад +19

    Exactly how long does he talk before the starts the damn game? I know most LPers give a summary about the game they will play before they start, but that usually takes about 2 minutes at the longest.

    • @ssteele
      @ssteele 10 лет назад +8

      About 5-10 minutes of pointless chatter.

  • @vladtepes3599
    @vladtepes3599 9 лет назад +4

    11:45 HOW COULD HE NOT HIT HIM?!?!?!?! AIM FOR THE TORSO!!!

  • @griztendo
    @griztendo 6 лет назад +7

    Luis: "Leon you okay?"
    Phil shoots him
    Luis: "Are you trying to kill me? Here use this"

  • @ShaneT5S
    @ShaneT5S 3 года назад +3

    16:16 He probably still gets fooled by peekaboo. THEY STILL EXIST WHEN YOU DON'T LOOK AT THEM!

  • @point-bl4nk
    @point-bl4nk 4 года назад +4

    Dying in combat and not being able to figure things out, I can forgive.
    But I swear why is it that in every game with a quickturn button he never uses it? Pisses me off

  • @SmumplytheF2P
    @SmumplytheF2P 3 года назад +4

    I feel bad for Ashley here. Imagine the guy sent to save you being mindless as the Los Ganados themselves.

  • @SarahsKnight0
    @SarahsKnight0 9 лет назад +3

    13:30 - Did he just compare Luis Sera to John Leguizamo?

  • @malikreeves6011
    @malikreeves6011 10 лет назад +34

    DSP is basically the Michael Bay of video games. You immediately know its gonna be bad.
    Before anyone starts insulting him remember this. Saying that he sucks at games would be an insult to people that suck at games. Calling him a piece of shit would be an insult to shit. Calling him a bitch would be an insult to female dogs.
    DSP is nothing more than a thing. A thing that eventually go away.

    • @ShadowBaofu
      @ShadowBaofu 10 лет назад +17

      Calling him a manchild is an insult to children, men, manchildren and ladies who dress like men. He sounds like a feminist, constantly playing the victim and just as delusional. He's part of the grand problem.

    • @dgray5100able
      @dgray5100able 10 лет назад +2

      Saying he sounds like a feminist is an insult to feminists. At least the feminists I know are decent people.

    • @ShadowBaofu
      @ShadowBaofu 10 лет назад +1

      Not Big Red or half the feminists I've seen. All the people who perpetuate gynocentrism are a problem. DSP was most likely raised by a single mom, hence his disposition.

    • @ShadowBaofu
      @ShadowBaofu 10 лет назад

      Yeah that second part.

    • @uberpwner48
      @uberpwner48 10 лет назад +1

      @ least Michael Bay is truly successful & lucrative with his career. That thing (DSP/DumbShitPunkass) can only dream about being 1/8 as successful as Mr. Bay

  • @Thebossstage1
    @Thebossstage1 4 года назад +3

    Phil decides he wants to do a knife only run for the final boss

  • @SarahsKnight0
    @SarahsKnight0 9 лет назад

    19:25 - Yeah, people tend to die instantly when their heads are snapped clean off. What a fascinating quirk of nature, no?

  • @hudesko5397
    @hudesko5397 9 лет назад +8

    Thanks to Phil I now know that hitting Luis too much will cause him to kill Leon.

    • @FallenxMalo
      @FallenxMalo 9 лет назад +1

      +Hudesko Are you so clueless? You need a mutated ape to realise that? Man you are so fucked up.

  • @HESHRocketWarhead
    @HESHRocketWarhead 5 лет назад +14

    24:25 This is a perfect demonstration that Dave's aim has - if anything - declined over the years. Look at how flawlessly he leads these two targets and lands pinpoint headshots on them with a sniper rifle. Modern-day Dave could NEVER do that.

    • @DKCGaming339
      @DKCGaming339 Год назад

      Who’s Dave?

    • @HESHRocketWarhead
      @HESHRocketWarhead Год назад +1

      @@DKCGaming339 Alternate name for DSP. He doesn't deserve to be called by his real name, in my opinion. Not after the shit he's pulled over the years.

  • @Angel_Flash
    @Angel_Flash 9 лет назад +12

    Oh my god I fucking hate it when he goes "Pfffft!"

  • @YieM1331
    @YieM1331 3 года назад +4

    When you try so hard but don't succeed.....

  • @TheRubbaRazza
    @TheRubbaRazza 9 лет назад +8

    36:54 "The both triggers"

    • @jamesreid1793
      @jamesreid1793 9 лет назад +1

      Do you like having the both triggers on a controller?

  • @uuu12343
    @uuu12343 7 лет назад

    18:19
    ....l.l.....I....I'm lost for words, he dares to say it's bullshit many times, because he ran up to a open field and never checked for weapons in a goddamn enemy base?
    Someone needs to put him down In the most inhumane way possible

  • @Frostta4583
    @Frostta4583 8 лет назад +8

    This was one of the hardest things to watch

  • @marktomlin5818
    @marktomlin5818 2 года назад +5

    I love how phil doesnt know that you can tell ashley to hide in dumpsters also him dying by luis was pretty funny

    • @coolguychapman6685
      @coolguychapman6685 Год назад +2

      I know this reply is late but even if he found out about the dumpster thing he'd complain how "the game didn't tell him about it its so stupid dood!"

  • @Rc19968
    @Rc19968 9 лет назад +4

    Ive beaten this game countless times, and until now, I didnt know you can move the boat during the Del Lago boss fight to avoid the trees. Fuck, wow I feel more stupid than DSP for once.

  • @martinibockinstile
    @martinibockinstile 9 лет назад +3

    It's like he just read the wiki page on RE4 how he keeps saying that it's a 'major departure from previous titles'

  • @satin6t
    @satin6t 8 лет назад +5

    Running and gunning are actually something you can't do in RE Phil

  • @AncelDeLambert
    @AncelDeLambert 9 лет назад +1

    The EASIEST slider puzzle in the universe, you only have to move one piece to the center and then ROTATE all the other pieces around it, they didn't even properly scramble the thing!

  • @tommyallen99
    @tommyallen99 8 лет назад +6

    So. Phil is doing the knife thing on purpose... right?! Like, he MUST see the "X" prompt... Right?!?

  • @hatsuneelissu5924
    @hatsuneelissu5924 3 года назад +5

    7 years later hes doing this again! on normal! now with extra boring & stallingness!

  • @vladtepes3599
    @vladtepes3599 9 лет назад +4

    This is a game I've played through countless times before on the GC. I've unlocked everything you can and know the location of all the treasures, even the random jewels stuck in the torches and whatnot. I've poured hours into it like most others would pour into MMO's... lets see how Phil fucks up yet another one of my favorite titles.

  • @Atlink
    @Atlink 9 лет назад +4

    If there's one thing I sympathize with DSP on it's the slider puzzle shit. I've never been good at those. I somehow manage to just brute force my way through it.

  • @TheJaviferrol
    @TheJaviferrol 9 лет назад +4

    11:42 You must have Parkinson if you really let that guy escape with Ashley

  • @SeekGrace
    @SeekGrace 6 месяцев назад +1

    15:14 I finished this game multiple times and I've never see that scene. Damn.

  • @yusukeelric
    @yusukeelric Год назад +3

    Who the fuck fails this hard at a nine tiles puzzle?

  • @richardthelionheart8656
    @richardthelionheart8656 10 лет назад +5

    What annoys me most about Phil is that he pretends to not use guides and read all the spoilers his fans give him.
    Every "sudden realisation" he pretends to have after being completely clueless about something, every time he pretends to casually notice something like "Oh shit he has eyes on his legs I guarantee that's a weak point" is just a massive insult to the intelligence of the viewer.

  • @Unethical.FandubsGames
    @Unethical.FandubsGames 9 лет назад +16

    "I'm not gonna do a new game on professional"
    Thank fuck for that. Anyone who takes NINETEEN FUCKING HOURS to beat this game on normal should just never touch a Resident Evil game again.

    • @hexacore9603
      @hexacore9603 9 лет назад +1

      Cao Cao is it ok if I finished it 7 hours in Pro mode?

    • @naught_.
      @naught_. 9 лет назад

      Cao Cao On HLTB, it says that this game takes 16.5 hours to complete. Is that still terrible enough to be considered bad at Resident Evil?

    • @RatchetandSly
      @RatchetandSly 9 лет назад

      Cao Cao lol It took me 25 hours to beat the game on my first playthrough of normal, but I didn't die a single time.

    • @Forslimjims
      @Forslimjims 9 лет назад

      ***** 25 hours of play time to beat it? Without dying once? Ya, no.

    • @RatchetandSly
      @RatchetandSly 9 лет назад

      Forslimjims Yeah, I had played it when it first came out on PS2 (didn't have a GameCube), so technically it wasn't my first playthrough, but it had been years since I played it. Btw i'm talking about the HD edition for PS3, not the original. I don't know why you don't believe me; the game got VERY easy towards the end, and i'm a pro at quick-time events.

  • @theancientgamer8524
    @theancientgamer8524 9 лет назад +9

    Actually, I don't really blame him for the sliding block puzzle with Ashley, tho. On our first tries, I think we ALL got trolled by that one. :/

    • @Haalyle
      @Haalyle 8 лет назад +1

      +TheAncientGamer Nah. My dad completed it pretty quickly, which I do admit surprised me.

    • @Bestgameplayer10
      @Bestgameplayer10 8 лет назад +4

      Then just turns out you have to move all the blocks in a clockwise like fashion to begin with.

    • @nothingforgrantedPS23
      @nothingforgrantedPS23 6 лет назад

      At least the music was good, I was there for awhile lol.

    • @nicholasdismukes6741
      @nicholasdismukes6741 6 лет назад

      You guys are joking right sliding puzzles are made for kids they come in like every Easter and Christmas basket

  • @Janosuk
    @Janosuk 8 лет назад +6

    For someone who shares the same name as the protagonist this game is an exercise in patience to say the least, there's nothing fucking worse than hearing Ashley screaming "LEON" Every other second.

  • @Xslayer314
    @Xslayer314 10 лет назад +4

    You know it's funny...I actually LEARNED something from this video: I've been playing this game for more than 10 years and NEVER realized you could actually steer the boat during the boss fight on the lake, I always just tried throwing spears and killing it as fast as possible. I learn something new every play-through it seems.

  • @punishedweeboproductions4113
    @punishedweeboproductions4113 5 лет назад +3

    I just wanna throw this in there that it is 100% possible and easy to headshot the goat skull guys. Phil kept hitting the armor of the chain gun at 22:09

  • @farslashenjoyer
    @farslashenjoyer 10 лет назад +4

    I can't tolerate watching him play without using the 180 turnaround.

  • @TheSixthDoctor
    @TheSixthDoctor 9 лет назад +3

    "Lol, I'm just going to stand next to the guy aiming his chainsaw at my throat/next to the horde of infected wolves/next to the guy whose head just split open to release a caterpillar monster"
    Ooooooh dude woooooow I'm deaaaaaaad

  • @xDanyManx
    @xDanyManx 9 лет назад +3

    36:48 "OH MAI GAWD" *looks away then dies* LMFAO

  • @Boots43096
    @Boots43096 6 лет назад +4

    "RE4 changed resident evil from bein clunky with tank controls and modernized it"
    "OMFG IF THE CONTROLS IN RE4 WERENT SO SHIT I COULD KILL THE PLAGA XD"

  • @shoegaze3750
    @shoegaze3750 Год назад +2

    the laser sequence has gotta be the funniest moment lmao

  • @RubyRaggy
    @RubyRaggy 9 лет назад +6

    I have no idea why he complains about the game not explaining the controls to him, when he intentionally skips the tutorial and controller layout screens.

    • @Bestgameplayer10
      @Bestgameplayer10 8 лет назад

      To be fair, when they were saying "it takes Phil to almost die on his first encounter" the game tells you nothing until way after when you've probably learned to play by yourself by that time. ) Yeah, you could try out all the controls but like many people, we likely didn't want to go shooting for nothing and all and we just walked to and through the door.

    • @RubyRaggy
      @RubyRaggy 8 лет назад +3

      I wouldn't blame you for making an argument like that for something like ninja gaiden, because that literally throws you into a fight where you have to know what you're doing. But he runs up and tries to knife a dude with an axe. It's just basic common sense he's lacking. You have time to react, and the enemies just shamble towards you when they get close.

    • @Bestgameplayer10
      @Bestgameplayer10 8 лет назад

      GamingWithADog You have a point honestly...

  • @Mister_BIack
    @Mister_BIack 3 года назад +1

    21:20
    That's not the reason, it's just old school collision meshes in games. The collision box of the turret is a little bit bigger than it looks, that's why the bullets didn't hit his head.

  • @ohmysweetnurse
    @ohmysweetnurse 10 лет назад +7

    "retro game" Hah. Wow. Good job, buddy.

  • @NeroBaelside13
    @NeroBaelside13 4 года назад +2

    I thought "He can't be dumb enough to trigger Luis killing him" But oh how I was wrong. Wow

  • @CustardBustard
    @CustardBustard 10 лет назад +3

    Ignore the game saying CLIMB in favour of voluntarily using a knife on the final boss. Wow. Just... wow.

  • @AquaSine
    @AquaSine 8 лет назад +8

    This is kinda hard to watch. Really enjoyed this game. It was the first RE game I played all the way through...but all his complaining and moaning takes the fun out of it

  • @bahemutking12
    @bahemutking12 6 лет назад +4

    Man i wished he didn't disable comments on his channel

  • @joshuagause941
    @joshuagause941 6 лет назад +1

    At 28:24 I think I got it, *moves once* damn didn’t work

  • @JoeyJ0J0
    @JoeyJ0J0 4 года назад +3

    Resident Evil 4 is one of my favorite games in one of my favorite game series , I both love and hate watching Phil fail at it

  • @onceyougozach2607
    @onceyougozach2607 9 лет назад +1

    He's probably the only person I've ever seen actually trigger the death scene with Luis on accident. How shitty can you be to hit him that many times and ignore the audio clues that Luis is pissed? Lmao.

  • @THEGAMEMASTER2035
    @THEGAMEMASTER2035 10 лет назад +7

    happy 10 year anniversary to RE 4 love this game I brought this on the gamecube and a year later I brought on the PS2 great game!!

  • @Domino365
    @Domino365 9 лет назад +1

    How the hell did this guy make it to the final boss fight and still have no understanding of the game mechanics? Did he honestly not see the X for climb or is he just that stupid? What the hell did he think it was for? As for Saddler closing his eyes every time Leon shot at it, how is that bullshit? It's common sense! If something is going for the eye, you close it as a reflex. Sheesh.

  • @TheNameIsJohnDoe
    @TheNameIsJohnDoe 10 лет назад +6

    Excellent, spread this glorious video across the entire intertubes.
    LOL, somehow I knew he was gonna piss off Luis with his constant FF.

  • @kevinsteel7875
    @kevinsteel7875 9 лет назад +2

    Fun Fact: Phil spent 20 minutes trying to figure out a simple crouch jumping puzzle in Black Mesa Source.

  • @dtims3262
    @dtims3262 5 лет назад +3

    Did Phil almost die on the first Ganados?
    The one that's practically waiting to get shot?

  • @tylerli1505
    @tylerli1505 9 лет назад +1

    It's a miracle this guy even got through the first level.