@@RealSupaHotFireVEVO Because he is excited about a hypothetical while still being half aware that it is a fantasy. It is short and subtle and hilarious. But dont strain yourself since you dont seem very smart.
@@timowthie it could also be interpreted as "most men are immature" which is actually closer to how women think about us anyway. Not that I care too much about what they think, though, but I think that's what a woman thinks when she says that. The fact that this phrase is also funny is just a bonus
@@blabla-rg7ky No you got it. That's exactly what she's saying. As it happens she only seems to end up dating immature men, because that's all that seems to be out there, so why stop now.
It's funny George and Elaine years later have the same coversation about importer exporter when George tries to make up a lie for why he's hanging out with Elaine.
When George comes up with "Art Core....Villay" he moves his hand as if he's an orchestra conductor, cracks me up every time. It's all those small details that make this scene genius!
This is what I like about early Seinfeld. Almost 4 minutes of an uninterrupted scene, as opposed to, say, the final 2 seasons where scenes jump around every few seconds.
i even forgot that George brought it on himself. noone asked who he is, he just went and stank the place up by saying he's an architect. aaahahahaha, what a moron. this is one of the most hilarious scenes in Seinfeld.
"Do you date immature men?" I can't wait till I get a chance to use that line. Right after I manage to use his other line "You know, I can run really, really fast."
In following episode, Jerry takes her on a weekend getaway; it rains, they're stuck together in the hotel room with nothing to do, don't get along, and have little to say to each other. Torture.
Reading your comment caused me to flash back to a similar weekend getaway "date" I had in 1987! We went to Yosemite, from the Bay Area...the drive back was almost in total silence. Yeah, torture is the perfect word. Today, I have sworn off dating and relationships. Period.
George tries to create himself a character, which, at that moment, was the least important thing ever LOL. 'Forgot who I am'... Like he has something to do in this interaction between Jerry and the woman
I always thought this was funny because of George's character solely. And then I moved to New York, and find it hilarious on so many other levels. As God is above me, only today I met an architect, inventor, actor, Woody Allen's friend, and a member of some high IQ club that sneers at Mensa-level intelligence. None of them looked anything like an architect or Woody Allen's friend. A mad inventor, maybe. But really, really mad. And only few days back a shoe sales associate was telling me he owns four companies, all successes. And it's like that every time I talk to someone. That's where Seinfeld's genius is, I guess.
@@jamesdettmann94 horrible. We live in pods and eat bugs. But we have millions of hours on our VR headsets to keep us distracted from our painful existence. Seinfeld brings back good memories from before 9/11 and WW3
@@timowthie indeed. I wouldn't dare approach her in normal circumstances, but if I were drunk, or my life depended on this, or whatever other unusual circumstance I'd definitely be all over her
And so annoying, what does she care if George is a real architect or not, totally irrelevant for a small talk they were having. Maybe she is hot but her behavior just shows she is a real pain in the ass, a kind of women to fuck and dump in the same day.
@@overtaxed3628 first of all, that's how the writers have wanted to portray her character, which means she might or might not be like this in real life. Secondly, even if in real life she is indeed like in the movie, I find it normal for a woman with her depiction to behave like that because she does seem authoritative, and authoritative people are usually inquisitive and like being in charge. Which is what makes her even hotter in my opinion as I'm a submissive (sort of) type of guy and I prefer women to stick my eyes with their superiority... as long as they do it pleasurably, that is, and as long as they give me looks like she's giving Jerry at some point in the episode. So yeah, fine character by my standards, no matter if she's like that in real life, or not
"do you date immature men?"....I don't use pickup lines but I'm going to try this one. It's cute and self-deprecating. And a fun way to ask a lady on a date.
The first introduction to the infamous Art Vandalay. Lol
Oh indeed it was!
How dare you badmouth a Judge!
There's a restaurant in Oslo now just called The Vandelay.
😂😂😂 yes indeed
and his ancestor, Art Cor............................................valay
(with the wavy hand motion on valay please, thank you very much!)
George actually does look like an architect.
He really does. Especially in these early episodes. The glasses and the boring clothes do the trick.
He looks exactly like my father. Who's an architect.
Remember, it's not a lie if you belive it
I see architecture coming from him.
Haha Art Vandelay, the importer-exporter was born 😂
" Let me be the architect, I can do it ! " LMAO brilliant writing.
I know Seinfeld is brilliant overall but how the fuck was this "brilliant writing"? Lol?
RealSupaHotFireVEVO exactly. lol. Kids these days.
I swear man. I love Seinfeld. Very brilliant
@@RealSupaHotFireVEVO because it's hilarious and not something you'd hear on another show, especially at that time
@@RealSupaHotFireVEVO Because he is excited about a hypothetical while still being half aware that it is a fantasy. It is short and subtle and hilarious. But dont strain yourself since you dont seem very smart.
You know he always wanted to pretend to be an architect.
ruclips.net/video/d0Eqtr9FWNg/видео.html
He wishes he could be Ted Mosby.
Bert Harrr benn son
That's the genius of this show. George never wanted to be an architect, but always wanted to pretend to be one!
But he's also a marine biologist.
I love how in the middle of the conversation George just throws out, I'm an architect. lmao
yea they where fine after the "oh we are here to see our friend" ^^ But NOOOO George needet to pretend to an architect :D
i’m coughing with laughter at that. what an epic setup and punchline.
This is where zoomers go
No one:
George: I'm an architect!
The laugh from the studio audience really jacked it up
"Almost exclusively" was one of the best lines ever written in the entire series. So much said in 2 words.
Calm down sister
@@Uncleellroy hmmm???
Yes but it's not realistic, most girl honestly don't have this sense of humour, especially the pretty ones.
@@timowthie it could also be interpreted as "most men are immature" which is actually closer to how women think about us anyway. Not that I care too much about what they think, though, but I think that's what a woman thinks when she says that. The fact that this phrase is also funny is just a bonus
@@blabla-rg7ky No you got it. That's exactly what she's saying. As it happens she only seems to end up dating immature men, because that's all that seems to be out there, so why stop now.
"I suppose YOU could be an architect!"
I never said that I was the architect. Just something else.
I don't see architecture coming from you
I'm just some Canadian guy and I say 😂 😂
He's an importer...
And exporter...
He's an importer-exporter!
Is he also a latex salesman?
@ Just as long as you don't double dip the chips.
"I'm not?" is probably my favorite joke in the whole series.
George's hand gestures as he says " I'm uh... I'm an architect." Always cracks me up lol.
3:05 The way Jerry looks at George when she asks him "What do you design?" kills me.
2:59 That laugh is contagious.
seriously - that part gets me so hard.
I think it's Larry David's laugh. He usually used to watch from the side.
@@patrick4662it gets you hard??
Imagine if she was a City Planner
That comment should have more up votes. Great connection!
@@StephenPaulTroup Mark Brendanawicz from Parks and Rec was a city planner.
It's funny George and Elaine years later have the same coversation about importer exporter when George tries to make up a lie for why he's hanging out with Elaine.
he imports chips, potato and some corn and exports diapers
When George comes up with "Art Core....Villay" he moves his hand as if he's an orchestra conductor, cracks me up every time. It's all those small details that make this scene genius!
"do you date immature men?" that's going to be my pick up line.
Don't expect to pick up then. how would that line ever work?
@@optimisticwhovian1726 you can say just about any nonsense to start a conversation, it doesn't matter. that line can work
Well? How did it go?..
Her response is so unrealistic. In real life she wouldn't understand what you were saying and doesn't understand your humor.
@@timowthie There's plenty of women to try this on, and one of them will eventually connect. And she'll also (probably) be the one that matters
Jason Alexander is 29 years old in this scene. Unbelievable.
Wow!
I turn 29 in a couple of months 😳 I’m almost old enough to pretend I’m an architect
"I'll just, uh, get a paper" - that is what architects always do.
That’s what architects say while the engineers do all the work
@@Nickelicious7 No. Just stop.
George's face at 0:51 when he says «I'm not»... God that show was good.
This is what I like about early Seinfeld. Almost 4 minutes of an uninterrupted scene, as opposed to, say, the final 2 seasons where scenes jump around every few seconds.
every single sentence of this part is art
I love how they switch positions, when one asks questions and the other remaining calm and answering them
I love the way Jerry says "It sounds made-up."
Hahahah yep
2:59 someone in the audience just died laughing.
"Railroads" lol
Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft
"SAY VANDELLAY INDUSTRIES!!!...SAY VANDELLAY INDUSTRIES!!!!"
How did you know who that was?
And you wanna be my latex salesman
Vandalay who? Oh no no, you’re way off!
i even forgot that George brought it on himself. noone asked who he is, he just went and stank the place up by saying he's an architect. aaahahahaha, what a moron. this is one of the most hilarious scenes in Seinfeld.
bsklasika every scene in Seinfeld is gold
George brings everything in himself lol. It is the core of his character.
Jason acting in this scene is perfect.
When George looks about and then points his finger wavingly about saying he is an architect. Biggest laugh of the Month.
I liked her late 80s get up. She was a natural beauty for sure.
No wonder Jerry kept her around for more than 1 episode.
“I’m an architect” Jerry’s Face- 😂😂😂😂😛😛
I kept hearing it as "uh, mature men?" and I didn't understand the joke. I get it now.
"Do you date immature men?"
I can't wait till I get a chance to use that line. Right after I manage to use his other line
"You know, I can run really, really fast."
Here's mine: "Do you find pretzels to be inducive to thirst?"
@@gildty9581 Da ...ve Wur ...blur. ....ger
I just used it in Tinder. It worked!
@@timtrek
Doesn't every woman on that site date immature men?
But not all women can get the humour..
Jerry: So, um, do you date immature men?
Vanessa: Almost exclusively...
The birth of Art Vandelay😊😊❤❤❤
burt har..binson
art core...valey..
Its sounds made up lol
What do you design? Railroads.... lol lol 😂😂😂
I'll just umm, get a paper! lmao
The honest ending sealed the deal lol. Got him a date probably and out of that awkward situation
Marine biologist
Architect
Lol George's doing rounds
I dated a girl who studied to become an architect. She gave me an STD.
you deserved it (:
Ah people always told me, be careful what you do, don't go around breaking young girls hearts. Heeee hee!!
That's your tractor story?!
So she was an importer AND an exporter. She was an importer exporter!
@@StephenPaulTroup LOL std-exporter
"I'm an architect."
- Oh yeah? What do you design?
"Railroads." 😂
this show was genius
One of my fav scenes
Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft!!
Art core velay.
best scene and from the second episode
In following episode, Jerry takes her on a weekend getaway; it rains, they're stuck together in the hotel room with nothing to do, don't get along, and have little to say to each other. Torture.
Reading your comment caused me to flash back to a similar weekend getaway "date" I had in 1987! We went to Yosemite, from the Bay Area...the drive back was almost in total silence. Yeah, torture is the perfect word. Today, I have sworn off dating and relationships. Period.
Thx 4 sharing
She's so beautiful❤❤
George tries to create himself a character, which, at that moment, was the least important thing ever LOL.
'Forgot who I am'...
Like he has something to do in this interaction between Jerry and the woman
I always thought this was funny because of George's character solely. And then I moved to New York, and find it hilarious on so many other levels. As God is above me, only today I met an architect, inventor, actor, Woody Allen's friend, and a member of some high IQ club that sneers at Mensa-level intelligence. None of them looked anything like an architect or Woody Allen's friend. A mad inventor, maybe. But really, really mad. And only few days back a shoe sales associate was telling me he owns four companies, all successes. And it's like that every time I talk to someone. That's where Seinfeld's genius is, I guess.
Season 1 was kinda slow, but had its moments
I remember watching this 50 years ago and it still holds up to this day!
shit is it really 50. holy crap
@@Cardlimits no he is full of crap .. its from the 90s.
How's 2040?
@@jamesdettmann94 horrible. We live in pods and eat bugs. But we have millions of hours on our VR headsets to keep us distracted from our painful existence. Seinfeld brings back good memories from before 9/11 and WW3
Vanessa is a beauty!
she had a je ne sais quoi thing. What does he import? CHIPS... Oh. What kinda chips? Potatoes... AND what does he export? DIAPERS.
that was the Marissa Tomei episode
Probably the most beautiful of all Seinfeld girlfriends except for Teri Hatcher.
There were other very pretty ones.
aa bb Teri Hatcher is beautiful, but this one's got her beat.
“I’m an architect”
Nobody will believe me but the actress that plays Vannessa is my drama teacher, Ms. Clark. 😁 she is very kind! Today we did improvisation :)!
She is beautiful.
I thought engineers do that..
They can
I'm not?
Jerry’s outfit is kinda fire on this one. Gotta give him props.
Jerry was a good dresser. Not flashy but nice.
ı cried when he said: I am an architect
Yeah he just threw it in there. LOL!! He really wanted to say it. 😂😂🤣🤣
They can....lmao
YQ L 😂
I thought engineers do that? They can...
I named my first born Art Vandalay
love that manic laugh in the background at 2:59. Larry David perhaps?
Lynn Clark is the Actress who plays Vanessa ....I too Thought She Was Beautiful....
I wonde if there is a real Savin, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim, and Taft.
Sure sounds real. Should Google it.
It's a made-up firm that is comprised of names of people Larry David met in college.
"If we see her.. which is remote"
George really thought this was worth to consider
I just love that transmission music in the intro. Very New York Jewishesque. I like it.
The days before cell phones
They can! Lmfao
best scene
A city planner who builds railroads. Now that's a good job.
I've gotten an older girl's number by lying and saying I'm a UCLA law student. I was doing The Opposite
whats the opposite of being a UCLA Law Student??? not being one?
I don't blame Jerry for throwing George under the railroad tracks, she was gorgeous. I was smitten.
Amazing!!
I always thought it was so rude how Jerry moves to stand in front of George and blocks him like that. It's not like George was gonna hit on her.
Pre - emptive blocking of a potential cock blocker
RIP Vanessa Marquez....:(
Where? The actress here is Lynn Clark.
I wonder why George never went to school to become an architect. It clearly would've made him a happier person.
Art core.
...velay
Ah yes only Seinfeld can make lies a strategy lol
now that is a stunning woman. So feminine, so mysterious, so beautiful...
I would think she'd be to smart to talk to.
She's got the kevorka!
@@timowthie indeed. I wouldn't dare approach her in normal circumstances, but if I were drunk, or my life depended on this, or whatever other unusual circumstance I'd definitely be all over her
And so annoying, what does she care if George is a real architect or not, totally irrelevant for a small talk they were having. Maybe she is hot but her behavior just shows she is a real pain in the ass, a kind of women to fuck and dump in the same day.
@@overtaxed3628 first of all, that's how the writers have wanted to portray her character, which means she might or might not be like this in real life. Secondly, even if in real life she is indeed like in the movie, I find it normal for a woman with her depiction to behave like that because she does seem authoritative, and authoritative people are usually inquisitive and like being in charge. Which is what makes her even hotter in my opinion as I'm a submissive (sort of) type of guy and I prefer women to stick my eyes with their superiority... as long as they do it pleasurably, that is, and as long as they give me looks like she's giving Jerry at some point in the episode. So yeah, fine character by my standards, no matter if she's like that in real life, or not
I totally see george as an acitect. Or a librarian, but not for very long.
George is the best character ever .
This is the frist architect thought of him! hahahahaha
As a retired architect this is kinda funny.
Did you see the new addition to the Guggenheim? I did that. Really didn't take that long either
"What are you doing here?" is exact same line Joe Divola asked Elaine when he emerged from his darkroom.
Jerry says it too ... when he's pretending to smother George with a pillow . Elaine ! What are you doing here ?
They can
The best George line in the series.
Art Corr...... (arm motion)... velay lmfao
Art Corr.......velay! Just imports, no exports?
IM NOT ? 🤣
Is architecture like his broken dream that never happened lol he always saying that
anybody else notice the himym vibes?
The lobby stalk out
"do you date immature men?"....I don't use pickup lines but I'm going to try this one. It's cute and self-deprecating. And a fun way to ask a lady on a date.
Was this the inception of Vandelay Industries?
That actress has a great look.
Her voice, damn