Seinfeld - The Lobby Stakeout
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- From "The Stakeout"
Season 1, Episode 2 (Production code: 103)
Original air date: May 31, 1990
Jerry met a woman at a birthday party of a friend of Elaine's, but he never got her phone number. Morty Seinfeld (played by Phil Bruns) tells Jerry that he should "stake out" the woman's workplace and pretend to meet her accidentally, which Jerry does with George's help.
Writing credits: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
© 1990 - 1998 Castle Rock Entertainment 
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The first introduction to the infamous Art Vandalay. Lol
Oh indeed it was!
How dare you badmouth a Judge!
There's a restaurant in Oslo now just called The Vandelay.
😂😂😂 yes indeed
and his ancestor, Art Cor............................................valay
(with the wavy hand motion on valay please, thank you very much!)
" Let me be the architect, I can do it ! " LMAO brilliant writing.
I know Seinfeld is brilliant overall but how the fuck was this "brilliant writing"? Lol?
RealSupaHotFireVEVO exactly. lol. Kids these days.
I swear man. I love Seinfeld. Very brilliant
@@RealSupaHotFireVEVO because it's hilarious and not something you'd hear on another show, especially at that time
@@RealSupaHotFireVEVO Because he is excited about a hypothetical while still being half aware that it is a fantasy. It is short and subtle and hilarious. But dont strain yourself since you dont seem very smart.
You know he always wanted to pretend to be an architect.
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He wishes he could be Ted Mosby.
Bert Harrr benn son
That's the genius of this show. George never wanted to be an architect, but always wanted to pretend to be one!
But he's also a marine biologist.
I love how in the middle of the conversation George just throws out, I'm an architect. lmao
yea they where fine after the "oh we are here to see our friend" ^^ But NOOOO George needet to pretend to an architect :D
i’m coughing with laughter at that. what an epic setup and punchline.
This is where zoomers go
No one:
George: I'm an architect!
The laugh from the studio audience really jacked it up
Early George was so promising. He had a good job in real estate, aspirations of pretending to be an architect and he was relatively slim. Where did it all go wrong?
When he tried to poison his boss.
Well you can't compare him or everyone on the planet for that matter with Cosmo Kramer xD
When he started to eat tuna on toast
@@arvindhmani06 You are right, nothing good came for him while eating tuna on toast!
George was always a mess. Lol
"Almost exclusively" was one of the best lines ever written in the entire series. So much said in 2 words.
Calm down sister
@@Uncleellroy hmmm???
Yes but it's not realistic, most girl honestly don't have this sense of humour, especially the pretty ones.
@@timowthie it could also be interpreted as "most men are immature" which is actually closer to how women think about us anyway. Not that I care too much about what they think, though, but I think that's what a woman thinks when she says that. The fact that this phrase is also funny is just a bonus
@@blabla-rg7ky No you got it. That's exactly what she's saying. As it happens she only seems to end up dating immature men, because that's all that seems to be out there, so why stop now.
George's hand gestures as he says " I'm uh... I'm an architect." Always cracks me up lol.
He's an importer...
And exporter...
He's an importer-exporter!
Is he also a latex salesman?
@ Just as long as you don't double dip the chips.
George actually does look like an architect.
He really does. Especially in these early episodes. The glasses and the boring clothes do the trick.
He looks exactly like my father. Who's an architect.
Remember, it's not a lie if you belive it
I see architecture coming from him.
Haha Art Vandelay, the importer-exporter was born 😂
Jason Alexander is 29 years old in this scene. Unbelievable.
Wow!
I turn 29 in a couple of months 😳 I’m almost old enough to pretend I’m an architect
It's funny George and Elaine years later have the same coversation about importer exporter when George tries to make up a lie for why he's hanging out with Elaine.
he imports chips, potato and some corn and exports diapers
3:05 The way Jerry looks at George when she asks him "What do you design?" kills me.
"do you date immature men?" that's going to be my pick up line.
Don't expect to pick up then. how would that line ever work?
@@optimisticwhovian1726 you can say just about any nonsense to start a conversation, it doesn't matter. that line can work
Well? How did it go?..
Her response is so unrealistic. In real life she wouldn't understand what you were saying and doesn't understand your humor.
@@timowthie There's plenty of women to try this on, and one of them will eventually connect. And she'll also (probably) be the one that matters
This is what I like about early Seinfeld. Almost 4 minutes of an uninterrupted scene, as opposed to, say, the final 2 seasons where scenes jump around every few seconds.
Imagine if she was a City Planner
That comment should have more up votes. Great connection!
@@StephenPaulTroup Mark Brendanawicz from Parks and Rec was a city planner.
"I'll just, uh, get a paper" - that is what architects always do.
That’s what architects say while the engineers do all the work
@@Nickelicious7 No. Just stop.
2:59 That laugh is contagious.
seriously - that part gets me so hard.
I think it's Larry David's laugh. He usually used to watch from the side.
@@patrick4662it gets you hard??
I love how they switch positions, when one asks questions and the other remaining calm and answering them
Jason acting in this scene is perfect.
2:59 someone in the audience just died laughing.
i even forgot that George brought it on himself. noone asked who he is, he just went and stank the place up by saying he's an architect. aaahahahaha, what a moron. this is one of the most hilarious scenes in Seinfeld.
bsklasika every scene in Seinfeld is gold
George brings everything in himself lol. It is the core of his character.
"SAY VANDELLAY INDUSTRIES!!!...SAY VANDELLAY INDUSTRIES!!!!"
How did you know who that was?
And you wanna be my latex salesman
Vandalay who? Oh no no, you’re way off!
"Railroads" lol
George's face at 0:51 when he says «I'm not»... God that show was good.
"Do you date immature men?"
I can't wait till I get a chance to use that line. Right after I manage to use his other line
"You know, I can run really, really fast."
Here's mine: "Do you find pretzels to be inducive to thirst?"
@@gildty9581 Da ...ve Wur ...blur. ....ger
I just used it in Tinder. It worked!
@@timtrek
Doesn't every woman on that site date immature men?
But not all women can get the humour..
“I’m an architect” Jerry’s Face- 😂😂😂😂😛😛
every single sentence of this part is art
When George looks about and then points his finger wavingly about saying he is an architect. Biggest laugh of the Month.
Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft
The honest ending sealed the deal lol. Got him a date probably and out of that awkward situation
I liked her late 80s get up. She was a natural beauty for sure.
No wonder Jerry kept her around for more than 1 episode.
"I'm not?" is probably my favorite joke in the whole series.
What do you design? Railroads.... lol lol 😂😂😂
I'll just umm, get a paper! lmao
"I'm an architect."
- Oh yeah? What do you design?
"Railroads." 😂
She's so beautiful❤❤
I dated a girl who studied to become an architect. She gave me an STD.
you deserved it (:
Ah people always told me, be careful what you do, don't go around breaking young girls hearts. Heeee hee!!
That's your tractor story?!
So she was an importer AND an exporter. She was an importer exporter!
@@StephenPaulTroup LOL std-exporter
this show was genius
In following episode, Jerry takes her on a weekend getaway; it rains, they're stuck together in the hotel room with nothing to do, don't get along, and have little to say to each other. Torture.
Reading your comment caused me to flash back to a similar weekend getaway "date" I had in 1987! We went to Yosemite, from the Bay Area...the drive back was almost in total silence. Yeah, torture is the perfect word. Today, I have sworn off dating and relationships. Period.
The birth of Art Vandelay😊😊❤❤❤
burt har..binson
art core...valey..
Its sounds made up lol
I remember watching this 50 years ago and it still holds up to this day!
shit is it really 50. holy crap
@@Cardlimits no he is full of crap .. its from the 90s.
How's 2040?
@@jamesdettmann94 horrible. We live in pods and eat bugs. But we have millions of hours on our VR headsets to keep us distracted from our painful existence. Seinfeld brings back good memories from before 9/11 and WW3
“I’m an architect”
ı cried when he said: I am an architect
Yeah he just threw it in there. LOL!! He really wanted to say it. 😂😂🤣🤣
One of my fav scenes
Jerry’s outfit is kinda fire on this one. Gotta give him props.
Jerry was a good dresser. Not flashy but nice.
Nobody will believe me but the actress that plays Vannessa is my drama teacher, Ms. Clark. 😁 she is very kind! Today we did improvisation :)!
She is beautiful.
George tries to create himself a character, which, at that moment, was the least important thing ever LOL.
'Forgot who I am'...
Like he has something to do in this interaction between Jerry and the woman
I thought engineers do that..
They can
I wonde if there is a real Savin, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim, and Taft.
Sure sounds real. Should Google it.
It's a made-up firm that is comprised of names of people Larry David met in college.
Marine biologist
Architect
Lol George's doing rounds
Art core velay.
"If we see her.. which is remote"
George really thought this was worth to consider
best scene and from the second episode
I thought engineers do that? They can...
I kept hearing it as "uh, mature men?" and I didn't understand the joke. I get it now.
I always thought it was so rude how Jerry moves to stand in front of George and blocks him like that. It's not like George was gonna hit on her.
Pre - emptive blocking of a potential cock blocker
Season 1 was kinda slow, but had its moments
I named my first born Art Vandalay
Vanessa is a beauty!
she had a je ne sais quoi thing. What does he import? CHIPS... Oh. What kinda chips? Potatoes... AND what does he export? DIAPERS.
that was the Marissa Tomei episode
Probably the most beautiful of all Seinfeld girlfriends except for Teri Hatcher.
There were other very pretty ones.
aa bb Teri Hatcher is beautiful, but this one's got her beat.
They can....lmao
YQ L 😂
Jerry: So, um, do you date immature men?
Vanessa: Almost exclusively...
I don't blame Jerry for throwing George under the railroad tracks, she was gorgeous. I was smitten.
Thx 4 sharing
Lynn Clark is the Actress who plays Vanessa ....I too Thought She Was Beautiful....
I've gotten an older girl's number by lying and saying I'm a UCLA law student. I was doing The Opposite
whats the opposite of being a UCLA Law Student??? not being one?
I just love that transmission music in the intro. Very New York Jewishesque. I like it.
I'm not?
love that manic laugh in the background at 2:59. Larry David perhaps?
A city planner who builds railroads. Now that's a good job.
The days before cell phones
best scene
Art core.
...velay
George is the best character ever .
now that is a stunning woman. So feminine, so mysterious, so beautiful...
I would think she'd be to smart to talk to.
She's got the kevorka!
@@timowthie indeed. I wouldn't dare approach her in normal circumstances, but if I were drunk, or my life depended on this, or whatever other unusual circumstance I'd definitely be all over her
And so annoying, what does she care if George is a real architect or not, totally irrelevant for a small talk they were having. Maybe she is hot but her behavior just shows she is a real pain in the ass, a kind of women to fuck and dump in the same day.
@@overtaxed3628 first of all, that's how the writers have wanted to portray her character, which means she might or might not be like this in real life. Secondly, even if in real life she is indeed like in the movie, I find it normal for a woman with her depiction to behave like that because she does seem authoritative, and authoritative people are usually inquisitive and like being in charge. Which is what makes her even hotter in my opinion as I'm a submissive (sort of) type of guy and I prefer women to stick my eyes with their superiority... as long as they do it pleasurably, that is, and as long as they give me looks like she's giving Jerry at some point in the episode. So yeah, fine character by my standards, no matter if she's like that in real life, or not
She looks nothing like Loni Anderson.
As a retired architect this is kinda funny.
They can
The best George line in the series.
I always thought this was funny because of George's character solely. And then I moved to New York, and find it hilarious on so many other levels. As God is above me, only today I met an architect, inventor, actor, Woody Allen's friend, and a member of some high IQ club that sneers at Mensa-level intelligence. None of them looked anything like an architect or Woody Allen's friend. A mad inventor, maybe. But really, really mad. And only few days back a shoe sales associate was telling me he owns four companies, all successes. And it's like that every time I talk to someone. That's where Seinfeld's genius is, I guess.
They can! Lmfao
I totally see george as an acitect. Or a librarian, but not for very long.
I'll just get a paper, george the ultimate wingman
RIP Vanessa Marquez....:(
Where? The actress here is Lynn Clark.
"What are you doing here?" is exact same line Joe Divola asked Elaine when he emerged from his darkroom.
Jerry says it too ... when he's pretending to smother George with a pillow . Elaine ! What are you doing here ?
anybody else notice the himym vibes?
Ah yes only Seinfeld can make lies a strategy lol
Amazing!!
Jerrys outfit is fire lmao
That actress has a great look.
"do you date immature men?"....I don't use pickup lines but I'm going to try this one. It's cute and self-deprecating. And a fun way to ask a lady on a date.
She's pretty
Is architecture like his broken dream that never happened lol he always saying that
George before Opposite George
This is the frist architect thought of him! hahahahaha
I like how they always put accent on the ex of exporter
Burt Harbinson!
Hahaha they can
George really had style in the earlier seasons
The lobby stalk out
What ever happened to Jerry's original father(Phillip Bruns)?
not that there's anything wrong with that!
no, of course not..