The Sims game guide is a disaster

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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

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  • @laneybend4398
    @laneybend4398 2 года назад +5001

    The thought of little Kevin reading the sims game guide and having the time of his life is hilarious

    • @AkuracyX
      @AkuracyX 2 года назад +142

      the most wholesome image possible after all his sim videos

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 года назад +120

      As a kid I would read the crap out of game guides. I still remember the Twilight Princess game guide having notes from the developers sometimes! It was fun

    • @matthewstafford1529
      @matthewstafford1529 2 года назад +56

      Hey hey hey, we all know that the lore states that all earlier forms of Kevin are known only as “past Kevin”

    • @tehweh8202
      @tehweh8202 2 года назад +14

      And that must have been the last time he ever even touched a game guide again.

    • @juliap7406
      @juliap7406 2 года назад +26

      well, when I was little I played board games with my stuffed toys so his pastime sounds more adequate

  • @LifeAndSophia
    @LifeAndSophia 2 года назад +6865

    its now cannon in my mind that kevin dyed his hair blonde to fit in with all his blonde sims boyfriends and no one can convince me otherwise

    • @pugsofsushi24
      @pugsofsushi24 2 года назад +116

      I thought about making all the people in a neighborhood have the same hair color when i watched this.

    • @LifeAndSophia
      @LifeAndSophia 2 года назад +34

      @@pugsofsushi24 lol that would be so funny

    • @kasserole6374
      @kasserole6374 2 года назад +108

      I hope he goes bald next to match grognak

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 2 года назад +26

      *canon.

    • @MpanzuSolos
      @MpanzuSolos 2 года назад +17

      obviously 🙄

  • @CoConotchanel3
    @CoConotchanel3 2 года назад +4057

    Kevin playing a game correctly is a rare occurrence that will never happen again, treasure it.

    • @ashleylucas6627
      @ashleylucas6627 2 года назад +23

      Savour it....will never happen again....unless he gets peer pressure by the Cult

    • @RoboticMothBlade
      @RoboticMothBlade 2 года назад +27

      I mean, "Correctly"

    • @DignityDC
      @DignityDC 2 года назад +4

      Use this for the first week

    • @miraveta
      @miraveta 2 года назад +9

      He burned to death i don't think that counts as "playing correctly"

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 2 года назад +20

      @@miraveta I mean, when Kevin is the one playing the game (even if hes doing it "correctly"), burning to death is about the closest thing to a happy ending you could get.

  • @nottakenaway
    @nottakenaway 2 года назад +2086

    You can't find anything about Chemistry or Dates in the prima guide, because the prima guide only covers base game content. Chemistry and Dating were only added in the Nightlife expansion pack. Similarly, Reputation (what caused Trent Traveller, and all random acquaintances, to have the power to hike up the prices on everything on you) is a system only added in the Apartment Life expansion pack.
    Also your sim definitely has no eyebrows, he lost them a while back when you messed with his age. You can restore them in a mirror if you wanted to... I just thought that it was intentional, to make him more uncanny.

    • @darksidelaegrinna
      @darksidelaegrinna 2 года назад +147

      There are Prima guides for all of the expansion packs too. I have the PDFs for all of them... it's a LOT.

    • @Karin-fj3eu
      @Karin-fj3eu 2 года назад +22

      Ah I didn't realize reuptation was Apartment Life, cool! I just think of Lilith Pleasant wanting a bad reputation lol whenever I finally get mods one of the first ones will be some kind of wants and fears one, I don't like that there are some wants I've never even seen and many I've only seen once

    • @rosewilson1052
      @rosewilson1052 2 года назад +17

      As a side note to this since it's answering the question - the lightning bolt with an x through it is a "turn off", meaning they really don't like the look of that person.

    • @HerHollyness
      @HerHollyness 2 года назад +31

      The eyebrows thing was when he set a business uniform many many episodes ago. I commented about it at the time because his face template changed as well (if you look back Kevin’s Sim didn’t have that face at the start). It’s a known glitch - every time you set a business uniform the employee will lose their eyebrows and change face templates. I don’t think Kevin much noticed or cared though!

    • @aleksandra4702
      @aleksandra4702 2 года назад +1

      @@HerHollyness i thought it happened when he changed his looks to match the zombies (hairstyle and all) and the zombies had no eyebrows so of course he also shaved his own

  • @Audiojack_
    @Audiojack_ 2 года назад +1909

    Oh the old memories from playing The Sims 2 for the first time... For my first go, I made a man who looked like he came straight from The Matrix, moved him into a premade house, clicked on the ground and it said I could look at the clouds, so I did. Then a satellite fell on my man and that was the end of my experience.

    • @CommanderWiggins
      @CommanderWiggins 2 года назад +183

      Sounds like a pretty average Sims 2 experience to me

    • @limeslayer5086
      @limeslayer5086 2 года назад +30

      ex fucking scuse me??

    • @olablc531
      @olablc531 2 года назад +94

      @deh I had a similar experience with Rollercoaster Tycoon. I built an open rollercoaster and raised the speed so that it's more exciting but I didn't test it and people died... I thought I was going to die from a heart attack. I seriously felt as if I killed a number of people by accident... Then I recovered from that feeling and started to kill people on purpose :D Now I play this kind of games in a decent manner.

    • @kezx6
      @kezx6 2 года назад +30

      Thats a very special first time

    • @dschehutinefer5627
      @dschehutinefer5627 2 года назад +65

      My first Sim got instantly abducted and impregnated by Aliens using a telescope and I never used one ever again since.

  • @ScottPillgram20
    @ScottPillgram20 2 года назад +342

    I love that anytime Kevin starts a new playthrough of Sims 2, he always makes sure to have at least one of those dancing musical snowman decorations somewhere in the house lol.

    • @carlw5360
      @carlw5360 2 года назад +9

      It's my favorite object in the sims 2 tbh

  • @anastasialovesoranges
    @anastasialovesoranges 2 года назад +1309

    The absolute horror to have the woohoo cut scene playing right when your mum is walking into the room.
    I still have flashbacks.

    • @feelinglostinthepeople
      @feelinglostinthepeople 2 года назад +184

      I used to have a blanket on my shoulders so when the cut scene played I'd throw it over the computer and hide underneath 😅 prob drew more attention anyway tbh

    • @pugsofsushi24
      @pugsofsushi24 2 года назад +61

      Agreed. My dad would walk by and would see what i was doing in the sims so i was always careful with the cutscenes.

    • @EternallyEden
      @EternallyEden 2 года назад +104

      Oh my gosh, you too? I drew more attention to myself when that appeared (I played The Sims 2 on the family computer out in the living room) so I would say “Wow, my sims aren’t doing weird things” or “My sims just in bed talking” 💀 to try and justify what was going on…
      even tho I never said a word any other time when playing

    • @SirFaceFone
      @SirFaceFone 2 года назад +78

      Those were the times I instantly powered off the CRT monitor and set the speaker volume waay down. I only discovered that you could turn the cutscenes off last year lol

    • @vulpesvesper4226
      @vulpesvesper4226 2 года назад +39

      SirFaceFone LMAO that’s exactly what I would do, the second a cutscene started I was diving over the desk to hit the power button and unplug the speakers

  • @Dispariabooks
    @Dispariabooks 2 года назад +1480

    I like to think Kevin's sim doesn't meet new people by introducing himself, but by saying "If you're hot, blonde, and single I'm ready to mingle" and then does finger pistols while saying 'pew pew'.

    • @Serrifin
      @Serrifin 2 года назад +198

      “Are you unemployed, cause I’m a full time commitment- seriously I need constant supervision.”

    • @az457
      @az457 2 года назад +16

      Its giving How I Met Your Mother Barney 😂

    • @PosthumanHeresy
      @PosthumanHeresy 2 года назад +10

      Revolver Ocelot at singles night

    • @AnInsideJoke
      @AnInsideJoke 2 года назад +38

      Disaster Bisexuals: *tears of pride*

    • @nghtwng1572
      @nghtwng1572 2 года назад +9

      That would work on me...😏😊🤣

  • @ROFLproductionsCORP
    @ROFLproductionsCORP 2 года назад +2160

    The most relatable aspect of Kevin to me, is his obsession with a game guide. That hits deep

    • @ExtraCelest1al
      @ExtraCelest1al 2 года назад +28

      Ngl, the foundations of my personality are based on the obsession with the RuneScape guide I had when I was a kid. 😞

    • @rapogirl1391
      @rapogirl1391 2 года назад +17

      I use to read the crap out of the Animal Crossing: City Folk guide.

    • @mmaantj
      @mmaantj 2 года назад +6

      Me with literal minecraft

    • @comfortablejamie6380
      @comfortablejamie6380 2 года назад +3

      ikr! its like he uses guides and read tutorials before playing any game

    • @asa9528
      @asa9528 2 года назад

      Seriously

  • @darksidelaegrinna
    @darksidelaegrinna 2 года назад +97

    As a diehard Sims 2 fan I always get excited when you revisit this game! The techno Christmas music accompanying the scenes of chaos and destruction always gets me 😂

  • @amongstwhom
    @amongstwhom 2 года назад +3435

    How is this possible!? Kevin is playing a game normally!

    • @vanitymarks8798
      @vanitymarks8798 2 года назад +45

      He's...normaling.

    • @helpmeimlonely2397
      @helpmeimlonely2397 2 года назад +30

      Its the end of the world

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ 2 года назад +49

      no it's a fake Kevin, real Kevin locked in the basement, oh times have changed

    • @CMK-BigFoot-1420
      @CMK-BigFoot-1420 2 года назад +4

      Now all he has to do is talk like normal SpongeBob

    • @hatyyy
      @hatyyy 2 года назад

      @@kingmankingboy8743 shut up bot

  • @kaylasaucedo8137
    @kaylasaucedo8137 2 года назад +148

    I have this guide sitting on my bookself right now. I remember bringing it to middle school. I was so excited when the Sims 2 came out. Absolutely destroyed my academic career 💃

    • @chaosmastermind
      @chaosmastermind 2 года назад +1

      Blizzard games and Magic the Gathering destroyed mine.

  • @aaronlevesque8173
    @aaronlevesque8173 2 года назад +2151

    I can’t believe that some how Kevin pissed off a random character who can make everything in your game more expensive! I didn’t know this was even a feature in the sims 2!

    • @Queerlien
      @Queerlien 2 года назад +234

      Seriously i have been playing this game since for over 10 years and ive never seen this ever

    • @CapnCrimson
      @CapnCrimson 2 года назад +294

      Reputation and networking was introduced in Apartment Life.
      Depending on how you interact with other sims, you'll get either a good or a bad reputation, and your relationship can give you ether benefits or punishments. One of them can be more expensive furniture 😁
      It only lasts for 72 hours though, and there is also a positive one that gives you cheaper furniture, and that one is permanent.

    • @NegativeNanase
      @NegativeNanase 2 года назад +95

      Another one to add to the list of things that Sims 4 sucks at

    • @CapnCrimson
      @CapnCrimson 2 года назад +68

      @G A That's part of the networking and reputation system too!
      The sim doesn't *actually* know your boss (as your sim doesn't have a boss), but when you meet a new sim, there's a 30% chance of getting a networking opportunity, and getting a demotion is also one of the negative ones you can get 😊

    • @tokyoyoongi5538
      @tokyoyoongi5538 2 года назад +14

      @@NegativeNanase Eh, it's a funny feature, but it's not entirely necessary, imo.

  • @VoxVocisCruora
    @VoxVocisCruora 2 года назад +59

    Imo Kevin's turn on being blond hair is him secretly missing Vidcund and no one can tell me otherwise.

  • @jazzpancake1167
    @jazzpancake1167 2 года назад +191

    Omg the pain of the Sims 2 not working on a computer is still fresh. I had to wait 2 years before I could play that goldmine, my dad also thought it was full of viruses because he didn't understand how the internet worked so I had to play it when he was working.

    • @MayLina
      @MayLina 2 года назад +3

      I feel this too! For me out of three neighborhoods only Strangetown would be able to load so it was the only town i could play in. Very quickly i started to hate the desert and wanted to live in a “normal” full of grass town haha. But for the same reason Strangetown is my favorite now giving me so much nostalgia😃

    • @ChristineNighting
      @ChristineNighting 2 года назад +7

      @@MayLina of all the neighborhoods, Strangetown had the least time with the developers so it tends to run better. Veronaville was the first one they made and all of the sim creation/death/boolprop they used makes it incredibly slow and buggy. Since Pleasantview was the flagship they spent a bit of time there, but out of Strangetown surprisingly Olive Specter is the only bugged one. You can actually revive most of the dead ancestors in Veronaville because they were actual playable sims at one point.

    • @CommanderWiggins
      @CommanderWiggins 2 года назад +11

      Funnily enough, it's also a bitch and a half to get working on modern computers too. Not only is it nearly impossible to get a copy in the first place without pirating it, you then have to go through a whole series of fixes just to get the game running. Except the fixes aren't universal because they vary depending on your graphics card so you basically just have to fuck around and try different fixes until you find what works.

    • @user-is7xs1mr9y
      @user-is7xs1mr9y 2 года назад +1

      @@CommanderWiggins And this is why I treasure my copy and my 2008 HP Desktop with Windows 7. I tried to pirate it for my laptop (it doesn't have a cd reader and I don't have an external one) with Windows 10 and I didn't get past the installation process. Same with The Sims 3.

    • @SegmentedOdin
      @SegmentedOdin 2 года назад +2

      @@CommanderWiggins Pretty sure EA sells it on Origin. I got it and all the expacs for really cheap (or free, it's been a while) as a promotion for one of the later games.

  • @kahn9573
    @kahn9573 2 года назад +86

    Dating and attraction comes with Nightlife expansion. That's propably why it isn't featured in the base game manual

  • @hopelesswatermelon8543
    @hopelesswatermelon8543 2 года назад +584

    The implication of the title is that EA created Sims 2 with the aim of getting a chaotic Irish youtuber to perfectly follow the game guide 18 years later, and I for one believe that was the main reason to create the game

    • @Kardinaalilintu
      @Kardinaalilintu 2 года назад +22

      Well.... EA didn't create The Sims. That was all Maxis. EA just published it and later took over.

    • @Ougerosity598
      @Ougerosity598 2 года назад

      And then Kevin went and changed the title of the video. 😂

  • @allisonhoff5805
    @allisonhoff5805 2 года назад +207

    I wasn't allowed to play The SIms as a kid because my mom said there was sex in the game. When I grew up and saw my first CMK Sims video I burst out laughing that the woohoo-ing animation was what my mom was so worried about. She never would have imagined the kidnap, torture, murder and mayhem that could also be done! No one tell her.

    • @nsjs17
      @nsjs17 2 года назад +16

      There are mods for that. But I doubt she foresaw that.

    • @Q-Susi
      @Q-Susi 9 дней назад +1

      Haha that's a nice story. I think our parents are sometimes more innocent like their children 🤣

  • @suni466
    @suni466 2 года назад +356

    💀This feels like a fever dream. But man Kevin's editing is perfection.

    • @phonyzebra3848
      @phonyzebra3848 2 года назад +25

      Man Kevin’s editing is so much better than boy Kevin’s editing

    • @ahobbit1273
      @ahobbit1273 2 года назад +9

      The “I love refrigerators” guy popping out from behind the fridge was 👌

    • @suni466
      @suni466 2 года назад +1

      @@ahobbit1273 ✨Iconic✨

  • @zvisger
    @zvisger 2 года назад +38

    Wow, I can't tell you how many times I re installed this game after formatting my hard drive because of a virus or bug. Each time it took almost all day and I was so excited the whole time. Then I'd start playing, spend like 2 days playing and never open it again. It seemed I enjoyed the process of installing the game more than the game itself.

  • @lilyriley1834
    @lilyriley1834 2 года назад +89

    0:17 That pinball game! Thank you for bringing back a memory I’d forgotten I had, we grew up without internet 😂

  • @ShonaHarding
    @ShonaHarding 2 года назад +165

    This video absolutely killed me! Couldn't stop laughing at the ending, and to think Kevin tried to play it normally and still managed to mess it up, top tier content

  • @yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461
    @yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 2 года назад +444

    "Was it me, or the guide?"
    Since we are not allowed to contradict our dear leader then yes, it's the guide that was wrong

  • @plaguedoctorraccoon
    @plaguedoctorraccoon 2 года назад +155

    You gotta love how kevins sims are just. Never straight. Ever. Its perfect

    • @piercedsiren
      @piercedsiren Год назад +19

      Well tbh sims are never straight, until very recently in the Sims 4 where you /can/ make them straight.

    • @armintargaryen9216
      @armintargaryen9216 10 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@piercedsirenTechnically in 2 they can "become" gay or straight by exposing them romantically to the preferred gender. That means they would automatically show attraction to only their preferred gender. But the player can make them interact romantically with a sim of the other gender and "learn" that sexuality so they'ee always bi in a sense

  • @lpuik
    @lpuik 2 года назад +155

    Him using the Finnish cover of the first HP book at 0:55 gave me such a whiplash 😂 I was like wait wtf that's my book

    • @kaapomikkonen9730
      @kaapomikkonen9730 2 года назад +5

      Surely you mean the 7th book :D

    • @lacelone
      @lacelone 2 года назад +13

      Same here 😂 For a moment there was a bit 'what??' moment. Odd choice, all things considered. Shouldn't even be the first one up on google!

    • @desaun
      @desaun 2 года назад +8

      Haha same 😂 got really confused and realized wait that's in Finnish

    • @wilmamarttelin
      @wilmamarttelin 2 года назад +17

      mun piti kattoo se kohta kaks kertaa ku en ollu varma hallusinoinko sen suomen kielen vai en :DD

    • @SegmentedOdin
      @SegmentedOdin 2 года назад

      how do you guys read without sunlight

  • @marcolobos2148
    @marcolobos2148 2 года назад +31

    "They're identical, except the other guy is melting a bit", that phrase made my day~

  • @lilyriley1834
    @lilyriley1834 2 года назад +1058

    Kevin: “Playing the Sims the way the creators intended”
    Sims: “Surely this can’t be Kevin, he must be an imposter”

    • @solezest7134
      @solezest7134 2 года назад +14

      Sims:"Is this the calm before the storm? we've never had him be this calm before, just how bad is the storm going to be?!"
      later...
      Sims: Snap from the psychological pressure of waiting for something to go wrong, but not seeing it happen, knowing all too well that the longer it takes for the disaster to take place the worse it ends up. Examples: Volcanoes/Earthquakes/Players creating artificial disasters.

    • @SomethingWithZ
      @SomethingWithZ 2 года назад +3

      Imposter

    • @mr.mysterious4397
      @mr.mysterious4397 2 года назад +4

      Amogus?

    • @bidoof367
      @bidoof367 2 года назад

      amongus??????

    • @saintsea-hat7891
      @saintsea-hat7891 2 года назад +3

      To be fair it’s an unofficial prima guide. Those are pretty infamous for being inaccurate.

  • @PigeonLord
    @PigeonLord 2 года назад +19

    My earliest memory of playing the sims 2 as a child was having a family of 4, the dad going to work and being so preoccupied with trying to keep the other 3 alive I never realized he came home. Autonomy was off. He died in a puddle of his own piss on the sidewalk

  • @Staarchild97
    @Staarchild97 2 года назад +633

    Kevin repeatedly reading the strategy guides because his computer couldn't handle the actual game tells me I really have never had a unique experience

    • @CrickBritt
      @CrickBritt 2 года назад +2

      The game guide is the only thing between you and having a unique experience?

    • @Nancy-jc4bv
      @Nancy-jc4bv 2 года назад +54

      To be fair, if you break down each individual experience, someone's probably done it. It's the combination of all the experiences and your own perspective/reactions that makes it all unique

    • @Staarchild97
      @Staarchild97 2 года назад +12

      @@CrickBritt it’s a figure of speech

    • @CrickBritt
      @CrickBritt 2 года назад +1

      @@Staarchild97 what's the source? I can't find one

    • @abmpt1375
      @abmpt1375 2 года назад +21

      @@CrickBritt"whats the source? I cant find one" 🤓

  • @darkprincette
    @darkprincette 2 года назад +108

    "Look, chemistry! Even though she's gagging a little bit."
    Did you never watch Twilight? A little gagging never stopped anybody from getting obsessed with a random person.

    • @miipmiipmiip
      @miipmiipmiip 2 года назад +8

      I mean, gagging is also, uh, nevermind actually.

    • @Ice.muffin
      @Ice.muffin 4 месяца назад

      @@miipmiipmiip I'm dying😂😂😂 I love your way of thinking btw 🤭🤭

  • @crystalchaos6738
    @crystalchaos6738 2 года назад +567

    Kevin you break every game you play how could you possibly play normally 😂

    • @darkpixel1128
      @darkpixel1128 2 года назад +12

      the most chaotic thing you can do is to occasionally be normal because no one would expect it.

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 2 года назад +2

      Yes this was very normal

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 2 года назад +6

      On a related note, what happened to the Vidcunds?

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 2 года назад +7

      @@ashikjaman1940 Im assuming they were all taken away since Bigfoot wasnt quite capable of taking care of all of them. Hes probably relieved that its only him and the cats left.

  • @WWaveformCreations
    @WWaveformCreations Год назад +215

    I love how he tries to follow the guide verbatim and somehow manages to create a gay blonde ethnostate

  • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
    @NiCoNiCoNiCola 2 года назад +191

    Kevin playing Sims the way it's intended?
    Dear Kevin, call us friends if you're being kept prisoner by the EA

  • @little_lottie
    @little_lottie 2 года назад +13

    As someone who grew up on the Sims 2, this is great. Also the 'it kinda sucks that I have to go to work when I'm literally dying' needs to be on a t-shirt.

  • @danif4546
    @danif4546 2 года назад +304

    I like to think Sims 2 Kevin's sudden obsession with blond men is because it reminds him of Vidcund.

    • @vega_highwell
      @vega_highwell 2 года назад +24

      Oh, such an underrated comment.

    • @poilaaliop
      @poilaaliop 2 года назад +39

      Kevin TheRUclipsr x Vidcund OTP

    • @kryw10
      @kryw10 Год назад +13

      I will go down with this ship.

  • @pickleslicker
    @pickleslicker 2 года назад +29

    that part with blonde kevin and his party of blonde men was both terrifying and hilarious

  • @kieransoleander5262
    @kieransoleander5262 2 года назад +300

    Who knew Kevin loved the Finnish Harry Potter? Maybe that’s why he is like he is

    • @PetriHelin
      @PetriHelin 2 года назад +27

      There's no other explanation

    • @desaun
      @desaun 2 года назад +47

      As a Finnish person I'd say it would explain a lot.

    • @HimiArts
      @HimiArts 2 года назад +38

      I was positively surprised to see the Finnish version of the cover of Deadly Hallows xd Unlocked many memories I didn't know I had lol

    • @TheNamiSami
      @TheNamiSami 2 года назад +30

      Jännä yllätys kyll

    • @Helmi268
      @Helmi268 2 года назад +2

      @@TheNamiSami Totta vitussa :D

  • @Tamatchi_
    @Tamatchi_ 2 года назад +20

    The sim walking outside and THEN catching on fire is the most Kevin thing I’ve seen 😂

  • @TheHufflepuffSaint
    @TheHufflepuffSaint 2 года назад +46

    2:07 - Neat cameo from the legend who always managed to make sure that Kevin always got a little laugh in his media streams. ☺️

    • @naffiethenaff
      @naffiethenaff 2 года назад +5

      I love those streams, when I have a lot of free time I just watch media share on the stream archive.

  • @Luna-wg6vt
    @Luna-wg6vt 2 года назад +81

    I thought there was a possibility that Kevin played the sims for views or because it was popular on his channel.
    But he just loves the sims. And that's amazing

    • @Metzli
      @Metzli 2 года назад +10

      Who doesn't? Sims 2 is the best xD

  • @goosefriend69
    @goosefriend69 2 года назад +27

    As a frequent enjoyer of midnight salmon, I can say that you're absolutely right about it hitting the sweet spot.

  • @bittercharmer1591
    @bittercharmer1591 2 года назад +25

    This is even funnier when you realize Gary is the guy who adopted one of Kevins alien babies and who kevin mooched off of in the video where he tried living without a home

  • @badbotfelipe
    @badbotfelipe 2 года назад +862

    "It kinda sucks that I have to go to work even though I'm dying"
    Welcome to capitalism, Kevin.

    • @ashleyen1
      @ashleyen1 2 года назад +3

      Best comment 🤣🤣🤣

    • @voxvolhynia5400
      @voxvolhynia5400 2 года назад +30

      How else is he going to afford his health insurance and supplementary medical bills?

    • @SevenEllen
      @SevenEllen 2 года назад

      @@voxvolhynia5400 Or not starve or freeze, or be evicted, or feed his kids, or die - Oh wait.

    • @minecraftkillingtime
      @minecraftkillingtime 2 года назад

      ok commie

    • @Hashiriya985
      @Hashiriya985 Год назад

      Ms parece que cresce

  • @MissLMND
    @MissLMND 2 года назад +57

    i cannot believe this good catholic boy has read the sims game guide more than the bible, my perception of kevin has shattered

  • @ank.6399
    @ank.6399 2 года назад +6

    this unlocked a memory i forgot i had. I LOVED reading manuals to EVERY EP i got for the sims 2 i was literally obsessed with it. I remember that my parents would buy me one or two per year and we often got them when we were visiting my grandparents so i was sitting in their bedroom away form everyone reading the new manual before i could get home and actually play it for the first time. Happy times 😊🥰

  • @AntheanCeilliers
    @AntheanCeilliers 2 года назад +35

    I've seen all of your Sims videos, including the one where you grilled babies, and the image of five nearly identical blonde men taking turns splashing each other in a hot tub to distorted Christmas music is still the most vaguely menacing video of them all.

  • @haleypaige9429
    @haleypaige9429 2 года назад +287

    I guess I should have realized that there is an actual like “way” you’re supposed to play the game lmao. But 90% of the time we all would just rather torture our sims 😂😂

    • @GrandCorsair
      @GrandCorsair 2 года назад +17

      I used to go straight to modthesim2 and download crazy shit like the grill that literally cooks babies and have Goku marry Cloud Strife. Good times.

    • @Rock_Lee_The_Handsome_Devil
      @Rock_Lee_The_Handsome_Devil 2 года назад +9

      Or create strange and bizarre fantasy situations

    • @MagnumPatrol
      @MagnumPatrol 2 года назад +5

      Apparently even the guide likes to torture sims lol

    • @Metzli
      @Metzli 2 года назад +3

      And play the salsa radio station while there's a fire in the background and the baby is crying and someone is dying xD

    • @subtlesraf
      @subtlesraf 2 года назад +3

      or name them after people we hated, then ensure they had a short, uncomfortable existence and a slow, painful death..... not just me, right?

  • @smokystars
    @smokystars 2 года назад +6

    I just have to say I am thrilled to see you getting at 3 million plus followers. You truly deserve it with how fun, realistic (In personality lol) and humble you are! Keep it up Kevin I hope life for you has been great. Btw like the new hair!

  • @poppytoad911
    @poppytoad911 2 года назад +35

    Oh my god! He's finally playing the Sims 2 again! I've missed the new Sims 2 series so much!

  • @atomowka8501
    @atomowka8501 2 года назад +4

    i just love the christmas music playing all the time in the background

  • @minckypasricha1930
    @minckypasricha1930 2 года назад +62

    No one:
    Kevin: accidentally brings us Christmas in July

  • @dracaesilverwing9561
    @dracaesilverwing9561 9 месяцев назад +3

    "Kinda sucks that I have to go to work even though I'm DYING."
    Life of a retail worker...

  • @shartboy666
    @shartboy666 2 года назад +78

    now this truly is something a little bit different

  • @piiro64
    @piiro64 2 года назад +110

    Kevin, I know what you’re doing with that Finnish Harry Potter book cover. You clearly know that everytime a Finn sees something Finnish, they must mention it, thus driving up the interaction rates on your video.

    • @Metzli
      @Metzli 2 года назад +6

      *takes notes* 👀

    • @ericakim6788
      @ericakim6788 Год назад +4

      Same for anyone trying to learn Finnish!

  • @AGuywhohasGoodTaste
    @AGuywhohasGoodTaste 2 года назад +151

    “Playing the sims the way the creators intended”
    Let me say the same sentence but in Kevin’s language:
    “Killing my sims in gruesome ways”

  • @Poppa_Capinyoaz
    @Poppa_Capinyoaz 2 года назад +11

    I love that the game knows Kevin so well that even when he tries to perform the right action, the game decides that's not what he meant.

  • @saranonymous91
    @saranonymous91 2 года назад +27

    The fact that he followed the guide and it still ended in death and despair.

  • @Nana-vh8wf
    @Nana-vh8wf Год назад +3

    watching again at the end of 2023. this has amazing Kenergy

  • @kashi1457
    @kashi1457 2 года назад +18

    Kevin, you are a ray of sunshine that helps people cheer up. Your videos make me laugh until the point of my belly hurting. No matter what mood i am, i always cheer up after watching your videos. I thank you for being you and cheering people up. ❤️

  • @datmanflyliketeca
    @datmanflyliketeca 2 года назад +4

    19:25 the fact that Kevin chooses Runescape music every now and then is an amazing little edit.

  • @syndae
    @syndae 2 года назад +23

    0:55 the Harry Potter cover just jumpscared me. and this is coming from a Finn who read the books as a kid lmao

  • @KariahBengalii
    @KariahBengalii 2 года назад +4

    I had the Pets version of this guide and I mostly loved that it had codes to unlock stuff in the game, so there were SO MANY neon yellow dogs in my saves.

  • @ameliablue1388
    @ameliablue1388 2 года назад +10

    Shoutout to the Kevin and his editing team. They're amazing :)

  • @ShyWifeOnna
    @ShyWifeOnna 2 года назад +53

    Imagine kevin's parents pov:
    >This kid reads a book non stop for months on how to raise a family
    >Finally starts his family
    >Dies instantly

  • @ghrasta.
    @ghrasta. 2 года назад +792

    Day 266 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey

    • @anastasia.noelle
      @anastasia.noelle 2 года назад

      OMG flashback🥹

    • @goose1589
      @goose1589 2 года назад +12

      Honk 👍

    • @TD_Sharky
      @TD_Sharky 2 года назад +20

      He would be a beautiful princess.

    • @syene5739
      @syene5739 2 года назад +5

      YES PLEASE

    • @georjiep4338
      @georjiep4338 2 года назад +7

      Praying your mission will be successful 🙏

  • @sherrybrissette1614
    @sherrybrissette1614 2 года назад +13

    I'd forgotten how many weird objects were in the Sims 2. Thanks for the trip down memory lane!

    • @SevenEllen
      @SevenEllen 2 года назад +2

      I know! It was fantastic! I miss so many of those things.

  • @bruceluiz
    @bruceluiz 2 года назад +23

    Kevin is like a chaotic god; the last think you want to tell it, it to 'follow rules'.
    That's how people die horribly to genie's wishes.

  • @absotivelypawsilutely
    @absotivelypawsilutely 2 года назад +102

    Y'know, as someone who is somewhat face blind, the a party of several blond sims is... confusing xD

    • @bruhsuke9039
      @bruhsuke9039 2 года назад +17

      just a bunch of blonde dudes in their trunks, im surprised kevin was able to somewhat recognize whos who

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 2 года назад +20

      Don't worry. Not being face-blind doesn't help at all.

  • @Queerlien
    @Queerlien 2 года назад +11

    I was dying at the end laughing oh my god the sound affects you added everytime the sim noticed the fire again and then him running through it to get out 🤣🤣 Feckin fantastic, id love to see this as a clip tbh.

  • @cowboyanxiety
    @cowboyanxiety Год назад +2

    the only thing i remember from my very first time playing ts2 was making a couple and having them have a baby, but it ended up being twins, and it was so hard to manage my entire household fell apart before they were even toddlers.
    i love this game.

  • @giulizpaviz6381
    @giulizpaviz6381 2 года назад +15

    Even when he follows the guide, Kevin still goes on his own way.
    Never change Kevin, never change.

  • @softlion3516
    @softlion3516 2 года назад +1

    19:25 omg the osrs beatz version of sea shanty 2

  • @capricorn878
    @capricorn878 2 года назад +179

    Kevin is so great, two dudes chilling in a hotube but actually being in a romance thing and he do it with no problems just naturally, is wholesome, Kevin best straight person :]

    • @franciscasilva8406
      @franciscasilva8406 2 года назад +26

      It's the Sims, for some reason even the most homophobic people had no trouble with same sex romance.

    • @caleblewis8169
      @caleblewis8169 2 года назад +10

      Kevin best person

    • @VampireBabysitter
      @VampireBabysitter 2 года назад +40

      @@franciscasilva8406 what do you mean? I remember when the sims 4 first came out and Jack did a series on it. He had one of the women in his family marry Bella Goth and his whole comment section got so toxic. He had to address it and tell homophobes to get the hell away from his channel

    • @Atlassx0
      @Atlassx0 2 года назад +15

      mildly unrelated but has Kevin ever actually said he was straight

    • @k-aw-teksleepysageuni8181
      @k-aw-teksleepysageuni8181 2 года назад +13

      @@Atlassx0 No but it's a reasonable assumption since he's only dated women.

  • @Metzli
    @Metzli 2 года назад +8

    Kevin's story is very similar to my sister's: she also discovered Sims 1 at a friend's house and loved playing it so she asked it for Christmas, but Sims 2 was going to come out (we were in 2004) so she jumped instantly to Sims 2 :)
    I'd love to watch her play, as I'm younger and at the time the little me looked at the game and it seemed so different than everything I had ever tried and looked so complicated, that I didn't have the courage to try and prefered to watch her play xD
    Then eventually I tried and loved it and got better than her at it.. And now I'm the gamer of the family! The end xD

  • @Venemofthe888
    @Venemofthe888 2 года назад +11

    I love when kevin plays the sims and even when hes playing normally it goes all strange

  • @mellaniethompson7444
    @mellaniethompson7444 2 года назад +6

    You yeeted me back to when I was seven and we had dial up internet with that pinball game at the start, that was a combined psychic-damage/core-memory punch, nicely done

  • @jurgenwklein
    @jurgenwklein 2 года назад +5

    Good times! I remember reading at the newspaper that the sims 2 was coming out. At the time my graphics were only 256 MB, I made my family’s life hell until I got a pc that would poorly run this game.
    I’ve been playing the sims 2 since 2020, got addicted to it, again.

  • @subtlesraf
    @subtlesraf 2 года назад +2

    "I'll just enjoy the love tub by myself, I guess"
    a phrase that becomes more and more relatable with every passing day

  • @danny5636
    @danny5636 2 года назад +26

    is also nice to see kevin makeing longer videos when he can and enjoying the games for what they are instead of chaos all the time

  • @thecrimsonvirtuoso2928
    @thecrimsonvirtuoso2928 2 года назад +22

    Kevin: "It's new year's... Kinda"
    Me: *looks at what day it is. July 15* "Hmm, seems legit."

  • @greengrassgaming2530
    @greengrassgaming2530 2 года назад +41

    Wow, kevin is playing correctly!
    FINALLY!

    • @bidoof367
      @bidoof367 2 года назад

      finally it's here...
      ruclips.net/video/9t8DGeiwFYA/видео.html

  • @piratebear3126
    @piratebear3126 2 года назад +1

    This was one hell of a nostalgia trip. Had almost the exact same experience where Sims 2 wouldn't run hardly at all on our PC when I got the game, but got a handed down Gateway a year later that could run it at a playable speed. Never played through a lot of the events like the private school head master, so I live vicariously through the guide to it.
    I also had the game guide and used it extensively since I didn't have regular internet access at the time. Had the one for Nightlife and Pets too, and eventually once Free Time (the next to last expansion) came out they released a box set of guides for every expansion that I still have to this day.

  • @doremy7239
    @doremy7239 2 года назад +10

    He used a Finnish renidition of the Harry Potter book for his 0,5 second bit about it and as a Finn I feel seen and happy (even though it was probably unintentional)

  • @glitchyrich_7007
    @glitchyrich_7007 2 года назад +11

    Reading guides as a kid:
    Kevin: makes wacky sims houses while exploiting wholehearty characters like Jim Pickens.
    Me: Utilising my tactical espionage action skills, late into my 20's.

  • @nevergameover6075
    @nevergameover6075 Год назад +8

    Kevin: nonchalantly gets rid of grilled cheese aspiration.
    Me: it's the end of an era.

  • @VampireofEmotion
    @VampireofEmotion 2 года назад +1

    Tbf to child Kevin reading the Sims 2 guide over and over, I had a Pokemon game guide that came with a magazine and read it hundreds of times and made a list of all the Pokemon that I would catch despite having never played a Pokemon game. I was simultaneously the most and least knowledgeable.

  • @ערןאינדיך
    @ערןאינדיך 2 года назад +7

    I really missed the sims 2 videos, and this did not leave me disappointed

  • @Ola-cb1xt
    @Ola-cb1xt 2 года назад +4

    I have a feeling that Kevin doing any of the popular sims challanges would be awesome. He would have so much fun with legacy challange

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 2 года назад +1

      Being Kevin, he would go though them in the weirdest way possible. See Jim Pickens 100 baby challenge for reference.

  • @rosexofxalabaster
    @rosexofxalabaster 2 года назад +175

    Kids these days will never understand obsessively reading game guides until your parents let you play a game for one hour on the family computer. Kids these days are much happier than I was as a child.

    • @TuvaTheUnicorn
      @TuvaTheUnicorn 2 года назад +33

      Dont think they are happier but the rest is true

    • @liv97497
      @liv97497 Год назад +9

      And when you have 2 siblings that share the one computer in your house, so your one hour play time is strictly controlled by your parents because whenever it's time to switch between siblings, a fight ensues. Then your mom gets mad at all the yelling and nobody can play.

    • @lauramac90
      @lauramac90 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@liv97497 Ah the memories

    • @mariams3879
      @mariams3879 10 месяцев назад

      We're not

  • @olablc531
    @olablc531 2 года назад

    OMG the memories of excitement when the Sims 2 trailer was displayed in 0:22 ! I can relate so much, I also was getting a new PC so that I could play Sims 2, it was like getting into a new era. I would read all the game magazines, admire the house building possibilities, exchange them with friends, note down the new cheats... I wish I could get excited about anything now like I was about Sims 2 :D

  • @christyyne24
    @christyyne24 2 года назад +5

    The fire scene and the sim’s disobedience had me rolling

  • @elmadicine
    @elmadicine 2 года назад +2

    lol I love the context story for this. some people didn't grow up grateful for any game they could get to run on their family emachines potato at 10 fps, and it shows

  • @janiewright8089
    @janiewright8089 2 года назад +11

    Kevin, I know this had probably been commented 50 times but the reason there’s nothing in the guide for dating/chemistry is because those were introduced in an expansion pack and not base game!! The prima guide just covers base stuff :p

  • @nicololacson1709
    @nicololacson1709 2 года назад +1

    Oohh boy, I remember game guide books. I bought one for an online game using my saved lunch money and I followed that religiously, then an update happened and everything I did got nerfed. Then I had a collage making activity in art class and guess what I brought as material.

  • @kr_sh_
    @kr_sh_ 2 года назад +6

    Good lord, the chaos of this video is giving me life. Not even following the guide Kev escapes from his own insanity

  • @memvoir
    @memvoir 2 года назад +2

    So glad to see the return of the Sims 2! And the way the whole experience came off as "organized chaos" is very much on-brand for Kevin :) Always looking forward to more!!

  • @Malakye1408
    @Malakye1408 2 года назад +8

    Kevin rocking bleach tips and holister like it’s year 2000 again. Nice.

  • @pugsofsushi24
    @pugsofsushi24 2 года назад +1

    Totally going to read my game guide now. I started with sims 2 as a kid and i had it on the family computer at my dad’s house. My mom always thought if i had it on our computer we would get a virus. Thanks to Sims 2 for helping me through my anxiety growing up.

  • @stormannorman1233
    @stormannorman1233 2 года назад +18

    I remember me and my cousin played this game and we just started out and my cousin was like well my character is a little hungry so he made food and I was like yeah might as well eat too and then as soon as my character took the first bite he choked and died and we just started.

    • @chaosmastermind
      @chaosmastermind 2 года назад +3

      My first time playing Sims 4, I spent like 3 hours making my character and starting house, and then the very first action I did, I tried to make a grilled cheese sandwich and burned myself to death. >.< LOL within like 10 seconds of starting the game.

  • @alycat2804
    @alycat2804 2 года назад +14

    Even when playing to the rules Kevin still ends up with a sim on fire at the end