How To Pretend You Speak Cantonese

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @asidium
    @asidium 8 лет назад +203

    As a Cantonese person, I am in the same boat. My dad never taught me so the only thing I know is Dim Sum dishes !!!!

    • @asidium
      @asidium 8 лет назад +2

      Holy shit we have the same name too

    • @saltyman7888
      @saltyman7888 8 лет назад +3

      isn't eat sik

    • @saltyman7888
      @saltyman7888 8 лет назад +1

      Denny Supandi
      what char is hyak?

    • @saltyman7888
      @saltyman7888 8 лет назад

      Denny Supandi 吃 is pronunced "hek" apparanetly.

    • @saltyman7888
      @saltyman7888 8 лет назад

      and my parents dont speak canto Denny Supandi

  • @zephyr84
    @zephyr84 7 лет назад +146

    as expected, when an ethnically chinese guy who's grown up in an english--speaking environment instead of a cantonese-speaking one tries to speak some canto, u get a thousand comments telling you your canto isn't up to scratch like "hey 懶音 and your tones are all wrong". the moment a white guy tries speaking a few sentences of cantonese, everybody starts fawning over him and be like 'wow you're so good'. like seriously, check yourselves people.

    • @novelas3536
      @novelas3536 7 лет назад +11

      zephyr84 It's understandable because I guess their standards for people who are "expected"(ethnic Chinese) to know a language will be harsher in criticism than that of a foreign-looking person that has no connection to the culture.

    • @q_q123
      @q_q123 6 лет назад +2

      that's just a natural reaction. When you're Chinese, you're expected to speak Canto well

    • @chunl1002
      @chunl1002 5 лет назад

      Actually I cringe hard at and shit on the white people trying it too.

    • @hexyko4850
      @hexyko4850 4 года назад +2

      @@chunl1002 I'm not Asian or white, but I cringe too. Especially if they have a noticeable American accent.

    • @dumalun8388
      @dumalun8388 4 года назад +14

      @@hexyko4850 whoa, that is a problem on your side. Be tolerant.

  • @gabriellal.9223
    @gabriellal.9223 8 лет назад +191

    I'M DYING THE SONG HE ADDED THO.

  • @GeneralLiuofBoston1911
    @GeneralLiuofBoston1911 5 лет назад +7

    Songs:
    0:36 and 0:59 4:53
    Shanghai Bund by Francis Yip

  • @icebear9369
    @icebear9369 4 года назад +12

    His comedic timing is perfect. Also that effin shainghai song 🤣

  • @sana6445
    @sana6445 8 лет назад +72

    0:39 omg that song EVERY ASIAN KNOWS

    • @morbidmistress5602
      @morbidmistress5602 7 лет назад +5

      That doesn't include central asia and south asia...

    • @thegurung8824
      @thegurung8824 7 лет назад +4

      STFU I'm Asian but I don't know.Do u think every song u like then ever Asian must like that song too? Fuck up your thought !!!

    • @wel8266
      @wel8266 7 лет назад

      IKR

    • @Ivanna587msp
      @Ivanna587msp 7 лет назад +2

      Every cantonese*

    • @firedude0o7
      @firedude0o7 7 лет назад +1

      What's the song called ?

  • @brucegarrod
    @brucegarrod 8 лет назад +7

    mate - the style, presentation and editing of this video and your CNY video are moving you up to the next level. Its great to see a different styles from creators - ie this sitdown talk vs your moving vlogs. And whilst your 2015 round up was obviously inspired by Casey, these last two have been your own which is what makes them great. keep up the great work!

    • @iDreamDance
      @iDreamDance  8 лет назад +1

      +Bruce Garrod Maaaate thanks so much for the kind comments, I'm glad you've noticed my attempts to try and take it up a notch :)

  • @tofutonkatsu8943
    @tofutonkatsu8943 7 лет назад +10

    I love 豆腐花。I think English version of "Soybean pudding" sounds pretty boring but 豆腐花 sounds yummy.

  • @takirasharde2318
    @takirasharde2318 5 лет назад +3

    Your comedic timing/editing is well done

  • @theeye5844
    @theeye5844 Год назад +1

    0:36
    What song is that?
    Give me link.

  • @QuizWorld595
    @QuizWorld595 Год назад

    Such a fun video. You have a unique gift for teaching Canto!

  • @Turiya77
    @Turiya77 8 лет назад +9

    Lo Bak Go is Turnip cake not carrot :P

  • @AlexManMe
    @AlexManMe 6 лет назад +4

    That ozzy Canto combo is hilarious

  • @glorifyenjoy
    @glorifyenjoy 3 года назад +1

    I love Dim Sum! Those times have been some of the most endearing dining experiences I've had.

  • @amandao365
    @amandao365 7 лет назад +28

    Watermelon juice 😂

  • @kori228
    @kori228 8 лет назад +4

    Song with Long Ban is the opening of 上海灘.

  • @darkdudette11
    @darkdudette11 7 лет назад +9

    Where is the dou fu fa scene from

    • @Dave-yl5gf
      @Dave-yl5gf 6 лет назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/TcjdfC9CDCo/видео.html if you still want it

  • @tsukiko140
    @tsukiko140 8 лет назад +1

    Ayyyee, loved this video lolol. It was super fun to watch, and a good refresher for canto vocab :D

  • @tonilogairee5839
    @tonilogairee5839 3 года назад +1

    Why only 10k subs. This channel deserves more

  • @cathyxu3824
    @cathyxu3824 6 лет назад +2

    I speak fluently, and this video is bomb.

  • @thatpaulschofield
    @thatpaulschofield 7 лет назад +11

    LOL @ "watermelon juice" in Cantonese

  • @yussefthe3rd
    @yussefthe3rd 8 лет назад +2

    you won me over on the black and white hair slick slow mo!

  • @reubentomkee4703
    @reubentomkee4703 3 года назад +1

    Great Adam..yu're humourous!! makes for great learning experience. fyi .. hoong lor pak ( = carrot or red turnip).. aiiya.. ney hou cute ah! lol

  • @mauriceli4653
    @mauriceli4653 8 лет назад +49

    Actually the word 个 should be 個. Remember the difference between the use of the traditional Chinese characters and the simplified Chinese characters. In HK we should use the first one instead of the second one.

    • @iDreamDance
      @iDreamDance  8 лет назад +8

      You are right, I forgot to change to Traditional! Woops...

    • @TheUnknown919
      @TheUnknown919 8 лет назад

      yes

    • @thesixtywalrus
      @thesixtywalrus 8 лет назад +6

      But what if he is from Guangdong? What if he is from Singapore? What if he is from Malaysia? They use 个 and not 個 too. And what if he just prefers using Simplified?

    • @mauriceli4653
      @mauriceli4653 8 лет назад +5

      If you want to master a language, just stick to the original.

    • @thesixtywalrus
      @thesixtywalrus 8 лет назад +1

      Chak Ming Li You mean the original Bronze Seal or Bone Oracle?

  • @RavynSkye617
    @RavynSkye617 7 лет назад +3

    I feel like I could do one of these videos for how to pretend to speak Japanese with only using "はじめまして”、”よろしく”、そうです”、そうですね、そうですか、ありがとう(ござます)、and ごめん(なさい)。 Hell, you really only need the sou desu variations to get complimented on your amazing Japanese, if you're white.

  • @lindalevy9828
    @lindalevy9828 2 года назад +1

    Slow down!!! In Cantonese please so I can say it to you Adam as you speak to us 😂😂😂😂

  • @chucks4963
    @chucks4963 7 лет назад +4

    was this supposed to be humorous cause i'm literally laughing my head off

  • @EthanfromEngland-
    @EthanfromEngland- 8 лет назад +15

    oh my god. This was awesome, thanks mate! :)

  • @kawaiiphoenix8304
    @kawaiiphoenix8304 8 лет назад +1

    2:55 what was that video called again?

    • @jabin_chen
      @jabin_chen 8 лет назад

      It took me such a long time but I found it. It's Dankhooproductions' "Can I join your gang?".

    • @kawaiiphoenix8304
      @kawaiiphoenix8304 8 лет назад

      Jabin Chen mOMG thanks!

  • @Lmilky
    @Lmilky 8 лет назад +2

    good job, ur accent is cool! the clip of homer made me laugh

  • @jamesmichael5270
    @jamesmichael5270 8 лет назад +1

    in mandarin, they also change er become liang, in cantonese is leung

  • @joellajade9694
    @joellajade9694 8 лет назад +7

    When I was like 13 years old, I stayed at Singapore 🇸🇬 for about 2 years since my dad worked there. My favourite was the dim sum+ I'm good at cantonese because I grew up with cantonese because my dad is a American but also grew up with cantonese 😀

    • @yaukahei7101
      @yaukahei7101 8 лет назад

      So your cantonese is great?

    • @joellajade9694
      @joellajade9694 8 лет назад

      Yau Ka Hei Well, I wouldn't say like my Cantonese is that perfect but I would really grade it as a good though 😀

    • @thegurung8824
      @thegurung8824 7 лет назад

      Hey joella where are u nowadays? Omg I can't believed its you.Its been a long time.
      How's your dad?plz say hello to him as well.Take care OK.

  • @spiderp9889
    @spiderp9889 3 года назад

    I hope you can edit the video with Juytping or can you edit the description so I can learn new words. Very useful

    • @iDreamDance
      @iDreamDance  3 года назад +1

      You can watch my newer videos :) they're more accurate haha

  • @RiceSnow777
    @RiceSnow777 7 лет назад +1

    Went to a Chinese restaurant in Melbourne some years back and the waiter started speaking to me in Cantonese. I kinda panicked and gave him the most bewildered look. Had to have someone translate his question for me.

  • @MinecraftExpert5607
    @MinecraftExpert5607 8 лет назад +1

    The reason why it's different for "leung gor" is because when you say "yee gor" it means 2nd brother or younger brother

  • @000ragnarokPK
    @000ragnarokPK 7 лет назад +1

    If you mastered the 5 words with door as radical, then you are already expert.

  • @VegHui
    @VegHui 10 месяцев назад

    what dim sum restaurant has watermelon juice?

  • @Gumardee_coins_and_banknotes
    @Gumardee_coins_and_banknotes 8 лет назад +2

    As a gwai lo, I know the Cantonese, but not the English names. Thanks.

  • @cheryllau6805
    @cheryllau6805 8 лет назад +1

    im trying not to laugh at ur little clips of shanghai beach and ur translations of the words at 2:00am😶😂😂😂

  • @冇人想知
    @冇人想知 2 года назад

    I enjoy your video!

  • @黃梓毛
    @黃梓毛 7 лет назад +2

    I think it should be wo tip not guo tie

  • @roastpigeon9511
    @roastpigeon9511 7 лет назад

    Where you from? Sydney or Melb?

  • @Leo-wf4mz
    @Leo-wf4mz 5 лет назад +4

    2:54 KILLED ME

  • @elainekwok6331
    @elainekwok6331 8 лет назад +1

    Where is the clip of the guy yelling TOFU FAAA from??

    • @iDreamDance
      @iDreamDance  8 лет назад +5

      It's from 'Can I join your gang?' from DanKhooProductions, one of my favourite youtubers :)

  • @astatine1052
    @astatine1052 4 года назад

    That Long Faan~ song was pretty catchyyy anyone know what song it is?

  • @Darasrp
    @Darasrp 8 лет назад

    what is the title of that song??

  • @michekim6840
    @michekim6840 7 лет назад +1

    Oh my god thats freaking hillarious. How he said the dishes.

  • @sushigurl28
    @sushigurl28 4 года назад +1

    Thank you, this was super duper useful. I just want to order food LOL straight to the point

  • @henrykvear4062
    @henrykvear4062 7 лет назад

    Where can I find that " DAU FU FA " video

  • @countrymui
    @countrymui 8 лет назад +3

    Dim Sums are called 'touch the heart' because you don't want to eat too much that it touches your heart, that's why they come in small portions. The whole point of going to Yum Cha (which means to drink tea) is enjoying the tea rather than the food

  • @beardan76
    @beardan76 8 лет назад +5

    Hahaha... you speak exactly like Quan Yeomans! Nice vid!

  • @flora5090
    @flora5090 7 лет назад

    Is that song from 射雕英雄传?

  • @Leo-wf4mz
    @Leo-wf4mz 5 лет назад +2

    anyone one else Cantonese here

  • @tonilogairee5839
    @tonilogairee5839 4 года назад +1

    New sub here. I’m learning cantonese

  • @kacelaahoy5459
    @kacelaahoy5459 8 лет назад

    I go to dim sum a lot! for yum Cha. But there won't be a menu cause they will go to you with the pe-made food, you'll just ask what they are they will tell you, get it or nottt! Ohhh I live and love Cha siu bou! 😍

  • @laylala8178
    @laylala8178 6 лет назад

    I’m from guangdong where they speak Cantonese but instead of dim sum we call it yum chai which means drink tea

    • @Alex-bb1xn
      @Alex-bb1xn 5 лет назад

      Yum cha refers to the name of the meal. Dim sum refers to the dishes you eat during this meal.

  • @kamiwang8304
    @kamiwang8304 6 лет назад +4

    watermelon juice, 西瓜汁 or xai gua zup... i think idk lol

    • @OAS15
      @OAS15 5 лет назад

      that's right, but i've never heard anyone say that so idk too lol

  • @kiaraleungg
    @kiaraleungg 3 года назад +1

    Why am I watching this when I can speak perfectly fine canto-

  • @graceliu4750
    @graceliu4750 Год назад

    😂😂😂 the Yugioh clip, suuuper funny and relatable for my ABC ass. (Probably mentioned already but the Lo bak go should be radish cake not carrot!)

  • @uwu-pe6vc
    @uwu-pe6vc 8 лет назад

    whats the chinese song in the video ?

  • @gerardosagastume1960
    @gerardosagastume1960 Год назад

    好,Adam,多謝。🙏😍🎇😍🇭🇰

  • @willoman88
    @willoman88 6 лет назад +1

    So, time to revisit this one huh.

  • @Chio-cw5cw
    @Chio-cw5cw 7 лет назад +2

    Cantonese was fun and easy

  • @spoiltmilk8887
    @spoiltmilk8887 8 лет назад +2

    your dim sum Cantonese is actually good!

    • @darKILLusionnn
      @darKILLusionnn 8 лет назад

      Um....Not really (not sure if it's an accent though)...It's passable ^^

    • @spoiltmilk8887
      @spoiltmilk8887 8 лет назад

      ***** I don't think so. As a person who speaks cantonese, I'm really impressed. :)

    • @darKILLusionnn
      @darKILLusionnn 8 лет назад

      Greenx Flames As a person who speaks cantonese, I'm really unimpressed :/

    • @spoiltmilk8887
      @spoiltmilk8887 8 лет назад

      ***** I don't know why but I think it's really really good!

    • @darKILLusionnn
      @darKILLusionnn 8 лет назад

      Greenx Flames I guess you're easily impressed then :)

  • @thisisAmy.G
    @thisisAmy.G 7 лет назад +1

    I didn't really learn anything but now I'm hungry 😂

  • @micromilo
    @micromilo 8 лет назад +2

    Who is the person screaming at 2:54 ? He is an absolute fucking legend

    • @iDreamDance
      @iDreamDance  8 лет назад +1

      Ming Yue from TheMingThing: ruclips.net/user/dmingthing

    • @micromilo
      @micromilo 8 лет назад +1

      Thanks for the reply mate. I really enjoyed this video!

    • @ShaunPocock
      @ShaunPocock Год назад

      Ri

  • @mak3myda3
    @mak3myda3 8 лет назад

    I'm pretty sure the first word in dim sum is not touch. They sound similar but are different tones. Also it's raddish, not carrot

    • @iDreamDance
      @iDreamDance  8 лет назад

      Yes you're right, 'touch the heart' is just the common Westernisation of the words. And yes its radish I don't know why I said carrot lol :| Thanks though :)

    • @dragon143143
      @dragon143143 8 лет назад

      Leroy Chan yeah but literally" law bot" means carrot

    • @mak3myda3
      @mak3myda3 8 лет назад

      dragon143143 That's radish. Carrot is "red radish."

  • @archangelj
    @archangelj 8 лет назад +45

    you need more practice in Cantonese haha

    • @chucks4963
      @chucks4963 7 лет назад +1

      daooo fuuuu faaaaaa

    • @q_q123
      @q_q123 6 лет назад

      @@chucks4963 tofu pudding?

    • @whatthefuck8401
      @whatthefuck8401 4 года назад +2

      Lol that’s why he said pretend

  • @keisings
    @keisings 8 лет назад +2

    i'm dying from this omg i love this so much.

  • @BrilliantBravura
    @BrilliantBravura 8 лет назад +10

    LOR BAAANG!!!!~~
    A useful word would be 多謝 (dòjeh), which means thanks

    • @iDreamDance
      @iDreamDance  8 лет назад +2

      +BrilliantBravura Duuuude it's LONG BAN hahahaha

    • @dayron25
      @dayron25 8 лет назад

      what's the name of the song?

    • @wel8266
      @wel8266 7 лет назад

      shanghai beach

    • @OAS15
      @OAS15 5 лет назад +1

      I learnt this cos someone corrected me lol, 多謝 (dòjeh) is thank you for when you receive a gift, mm goi is thanks for a favour, so in most cases you'd use the latter, like in this case you thank a waiter with mm goi / mm goi sai

  • @pandabear153
    @pandabear153 4 года назад

    Em thlim for this Hoisan boy!

  • @高旭来
    @高旭来 6 лет назад

    点心 means "dessert" basically

  • @michellesong5190
    @michellesong5190 8 лет назад +21

    u r hilarious
    but
    ur Cantonese is not the best

    • @iDreamDance
      @iDreamDance  8 лет назад +13

      +fake PCY Yeah I know lol, that's kind of the reason why it says 'pretend' in the title haha

  • @MovieCritic
    @MovieCritic 7 лет назад

    Awesome

  • @shaundpocock9605
    @shaundpocock9605 3 года назад +2

    I'm 100-percent Cantonese

  • @d00mch1ld
    @d00mch1ld 7 лет назад +1

    I thought dim sum means pointing at the heart. Just putting it out there. But yea we usually call it Yum Cha.

  • @hannahdraper8324
    @hannahdraper8324 7 лет назад +5

    hahah I love watermelon juice

  • @GeneralsGentlemen
    @GeneralsGentlemen 8 лет назад +1

    Haha nice one!

  • @hanabyk24
    @hanabyk24 4 года назад +1

    I know Cantonese because my family speak Cantonese but I'm born from Philippine I learned Cantonese from my family only my mom don't know how to speak

  • @morbidmistress5602
    @morbidmistress5602 7 лет назад

    鍋貼 isn't Guo Tie in cantonese... it's Wok Tip

  • @Rushour717
    @Rushour717 2 года назад

    Today I learned what Dim Sum means
    I wish more Hong Kong ppl have a good-heart

  • @joeywu1500
    @joeywu1500 8 лет назад +1

    DUDEEEEEE I DIEDD CAUSE I SPEAK CANTONESE AND THIS IS SOOO RELATABLE

  • @chewy3016
    @chewy3016 7 лет назад +1

    I'm cantonese and HIS CANTONESE IS HELL!

  • @kimbxxly1915
    @kimbxxly1915 8 лет назад +3

    Some of his pronounciation is wrong. But still loverd the video

  • @eviekins7496
    @eviekins7496 5 лет назад +1

    omg the accent is killing me 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheChineseStepbro
    @TheChineseStepbro 7 лет назад +2

    You only know dim sum words
    That’s more than enough

  • @ndr6961
    @ndr6961 7 лет назад

    BRUH the song 😂😂😂 also my favorite is bac cheung fun I don't know how to write it in here so I did the ping yum 😭😭😭 I'm a picky eater

  • @primafacie5029
    @primafacie5029 4 года назад

    幾好吖 :) 唔該!

  • @RyonBang
    @RyonBang 7 лет назад

    you're so adorable!!

  • @kkp2022
    @kkp2022 8 лет назад +41

    ur cantonese is srsly not good lol but the video is fun haha

  • @patyu9366
    @patyu9366 7 лет назад +2

    I konw how to speak Cantonese

  • @sof6527
    @sof6527 8 лет назад

    That song 😂

  • @Beckaaay96
    @Beckaaay96 8 лет назад +1

    Your reactions to the dishes makes me laugh😂😂

  • @Hydraas
    @Hydraas 7 лет назад +1

    Lo bak gou isn't carrot cake. It's turnip cake....

  • @Little10Highness
    @Little10Highness 8 лет назад +1

    Was just at Dim Sum today aahhh should have watched this video first. #problemsoflookingasianbutnotchinese

    • @iDreamDance
      @iDreamDance  8 лет назад +1

      +Larasati Sudjudi Hahaha I'm no expert though!

  • @TheSuaveBOSS
    @TheSuaveBOSS 8 лет назад

    LOL the song got me rollin haahaha

  • @Sillyryan1212
    @Sillyryan1212 7 лет назад +1

    3:49

  • @mariekeung7187
    @mariekeung7187 3 года назад

    HIlarious!

  • @yvonnetran1160
    @yvonnetran1160 7 лет назад

    Not watermelon juice, watermelon juice WITH the accent

  • @Ireallylovecats999
    @Ireallylovecats999 8 лет назад +1

    You said the word 鍋貼 in Mandarin instead of Cantonese!
    鍋貼係廣東話唔係咁發音架,係咪撈亂左普通話呢

    • @iDreamDance
      @iDreamDance  8 лет назад

      Yesssss I realised that's because our local restaurant calls it that even though they call everything else by their Cantonese name... haha thanks for pointing it out though :)

    • @Karmeleon118
      @Karmeleon118 8 лет назад +1

      Wo Tip