Ok but counterpoint: Michael Afton being sexymanned is mostly about his pre-scoop form, in which he was literally just a guy who happened to be the son of a child murderer. And since Michael was canonically confused for William by William's own daughter, and Michael's sister by association, the two must look a lot alike, thus, if they sexyman William, they have to sexyman Michael by association. TLDR: Michael not always stinky corpse, at one point he was man, and looked like his dad, meaning both are to be sexymanned.
Most Michael simps do double-time as Will simps, plus there's some that don't, so it's really not as much 'William is losing simps', it's moreso 'Many of William's simps also like Mike, so it adds to Mike's total'.
The ribbons that eventually become the magical girl dress briefly strangle and suffocate the girl, then a flash of white and the transformation is done.
Um as a person who both has had lots of experience with crows and literally NAMED themselves after one- yes I would like to be a lil' crow hopping on a tree. However in my experience crows are more inclined to menacingly hopping around in your front yard, flooding it in a sea of inky blackness. .... then again maybe they're just trying to tell me something.
I ALWAYS wanna be a little crow hopping on a tree. It’s better than being a human And not me having the answer being no to everything in the post at 3:18 except for the “you need a hug?”
12:51 "If you wouldn't go to someone for advice, don't take their criticism either." That is such good advice. Just writing it down here to have a higher chance of remembering it.
1:58 One time this little frenchie was on a walk while my dad and I were washing our truck, and the boi would NOT stop barking at me until I jumped down from the bed of the truck and petted them. It was the best thing that's ever happened to me, I felt like a million dollars. Sign me up, Vogue
16:56 I once had a teacher who half did this it was first year and his book was on the book list I just bought all my first subject books they were relatively cheap and not heavy I was talking to him and he didn’t even know his book was on the book list
Ok, I had to pause the video and stop consuming ungodly amounts of chips at an alarming rate when I realized that Seymour knows what Tokyo Mew Mew is. Like, I know I commented on that one under the original video already, but it just hit me. Tokyo Mew Mew is even less known than Pretty Cure, another niche magical girl anime. Like, there are occasional Precure posts on the magical girl subreddit, but nothing about those human rights violations in skirts. And Seymour just casually drops the name. Honestly, I'm super stoked for that reboot or whatever it is, and I'll follow it as it releases, because I want it to be popular enough to get at least an English dub, for real this time, without censoring and name changing.
was seymour not around for 2015 tumblr? at the time purple guy was called vincent because of the rebornica au, but... long story short rebornica (now known as bones or skull) left the fandom because vincent becae a sexyman and tumblr send explicit things to bones when they were a minor, so... yeah I'd say switching over to mike was a good idea
'Describe your handwriting without using the words "messy" or "neat".' It looks like I squashed a bunch of spiders on my paper to make a prophecy, like a bug themed haruspex.
2:22 Seymour, I love ya, but if you soil Neil cicierega aka lemon demons name by confusing it with monster from fnf again, I have a cool party trick called “stealing your spine” up my sleeve
Actually while Monster is in fact his official name, Lemon Demon is a decently-widely-accepted name as well throughout the fandom. This happens a lot with indie game characters, actually. Hell, Golden Freddy wasn’t even originally called Golden Freddy in the first FNAF game. He was apparently meant to be called “Yellow Bear.” The fans just called him Golden Freddy so much Scott adopted the name.
Tumblr manages to romanticize skeletons, lovecraftian mannequins, the bad guy from the first Despicable Me, and a fancy Who that’s obsessed with deforestation. William Afton is just another day at the office.
so close to 500k sub's. if I was a little more punnier It would've involve subway. Instead I would ask of you to pat yourself and the editor on the back. because you guy's are chaotic nice guys.
i used to think a P.M. Seymour video would never be able to kill me now my mind is changed because had i been activly drinking water and not about to when i look at this 4:30 i would have chocked on my water
The lemon demon post hurts for 2 reasons, 1 it's true it's really true 2 I can no longer mention that I listen to lemon demon without someone quizzing me on fff
At this point, I DON”T KNOW WHAT SEYMOUR ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE! His voice has such range!
I feel like he could dub an entire anime ALONE if it has the right cast.
He sounds like cookie Dough ice cream. No I won't elaborate.
@@richellejohnson5593 from that cookie game?
does he know what his original voice sounds like??
@@sceetherthenadder sadly there is no ice cream cookie in either kingdom or ovenbreak
To be fair, Tumblr will look you in the eye and say everything that should not be said. Unflinchingly.
I do not doubt that for a second tbh
If you stare into the abyss then don't be surprised when you're the one that blinks.
@@Nyghtking honestly props to you 10/10 quote hell yeah
“Ya know, your favorite characters aren’t dead if you au hard enough.”
Me: YOU’RE GODDAM RIGHT
And your favorite characters _can_ be dead if you au hard enough!
Make them suffer!
Cry about it!
⭐ SUFFER ✨
-I need help-
SAYORI IM COMING
What if you're a Xenoblade fan and it reveals that they all got married to each other in the next game
I'm not caught up on the tumblr lore, so "we are going to take all of your French fries" is terrifying and confusing
The AU thing about keeping our favorite characters alive is so true tho! 😂
Just ask Square Enix. You can’t tell me they aren’t thinking about it with Aerith.
A certain percentage of the persona fandom know EXACTLY what you’re talking about.
Trip from Star Trek enterprise did not died in that godforsaken nightmare of a series finale, and TNT never broke up.
*laughs in kaedahara Kazuha’s friend*
3:32 Yeah, it turns out that 50 people is the optimum size for a group of people. At least in terms of coordination and manpower
Makes sense.
Ok but counterpoint: Michael Afton being sexymanned is mostly about his pre-scoop form, in which he was literally just a guy who happened to be the son of a child murderer. And since Michael was canonically confused for William by William's own daughter, and Michael's sister by association, the two must look a lot alike, thus, if they sexyman William, they have to sexyman Michael by association. TLDR: Michael not always stinky corpse, at one point he was man, and looked like his dad, meaning both are to be sexymanned.
Most Michael simps do double-time as Will simps, plus there's some that don't, so it's really not as much 'William is losing simps', it's moreso 'Many of William's simps also like Mike, so it adds to Mike's total'.
PM. Seymour is going to end up becoming a part of the internet subconscious because he does Tumblr content.
“Going to”? I’m pretty sure he already is.
@@PrincessAmanante No no you're right You're right
How about this, a magical girl series, but with Majora's Mask-style transformations.
The ribbons that eventually become the magical girl dress briefly strangle and suffocate the girl, then a flash of white and the transformation is done.
@@hoodiesticks Yeah, something like that
0:37 A human but with super strength, literally charming voice, like not just in the beautiful way it literally charms you, and water breathing.
THATS AQUAMAN
5:00
I mean, clearly they have proven that they can keep the artifact out of the hands of the bad guys.
Which means they can take it just as easily from the quest givers if the quest givers don't offer it as a reward.
@@RobjectionableContent That too.
2:06 - "Church Sanctioned Fursona"
Well .. this poster is not wrong. :)
Got to love Fwench Fwy and their* "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!" line.
Always makes me giggle.
((*--confirmed they/them by creator))
it do bee funny (sorry had to)
“Buzz… off…? Buzz..? OH! You mean like bees?”
“What?”
“BEES? YOU WANT BEES?”
“Bees…?”
“BEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”
I got jumpscared by the bees clip
Vanny is technically Glitchtrap and its canon that Glitchtrap is William Afton, so tumblr did in fact switched back to william
NO. WE'RE NOT DEALING WITH TWO OF THEM.
So did Willi A. choose to possess Vanessa or was he just grabbing at anything like a consumer at Black Friday during a blackout?
@@jager477 I mean he also tried to possess Jeremy before he sliced his face off, so i think he was willing to work with anyone at that point.
The new fnaf canon is a mistake, this is why
Congratulations on her transition :3
(The hater in the replies needs to calm down ^w^)
Um as a person who both has had lots of experience with crows and literally NAMED themselves after one-
yes I would like to be a lil' crow hopping on a tree. However in my experience crows are more inclined to menacingly hopping around in your front yard, flooding it in a sea of inky blackness.
....
then again maybe they're just trying to tell me something.
They might be protecting their favorite human from a bad spooky thingy?
I got me some freeze dried skittles and a pmseymour video. It’s gonna be a good day
freeze dried skittles??????
@@xXMindSoulXx trust me
Every time we tell my cat it's not dinner time, he continues to scream of how hungry he is.
Ok i think we can agree that the hanged kings tragedy is the best play. The after show was amazing.
Until a crazy man broke the script, i agree, that shit was fire
So, when's the dress rehearsal?
btw for those unaware, i believe this is an SCP reference.
I ALWAYS wanna be a little crow hopping on a tree. It’s better than being a human
And not me having the answer being no to everything in the post at 3:18 except for the “you need a hug?”
6:50
Me as a trainer.
"Fuck yeah, get his ass, Magikarp!"
12:51 "If you wouldn't go to someone for advice, don't take their criticism either." That is such good advice. Just writing it down here to have a higher chance of remembering it.
1:58 One time this little frenchie was on a walk while my dad and I were washing our truck, and the boi would NOT stop barking at me until I jumped down from the bed of the truck and petted them. It was the best thing that's ever happened to me, I felt like a million dollars. Sign me up, Vogue
1:46 As a goat owner, can confirm. Luke got his head stuck in the fence while we weren't home and he is now a unicorn.
Poor baby!
You have a unicorn?!
As a former yugioh playing child (who’s dark magician girl got STOLEN) I too miss yugioh being broken but simple.
It went downhill the moment Synchro monsters existed
16:56 I once had a teacher who half did this it was first year and his book was on the book list I just bought all my first subject books they were relatively cheap and not heavy I was talking to him and he didn’t even know his book was on the book list
I'm glad these compilations exist so I can catch up on these posts
I am asexual, thank you . I feel valid once again. Keep on doing what you do
Ok, I had to pause the video and stop consuming ungodly amounts of chips at an alarming rate when I realized that Seymour knows what Tokyo Mew Mew is.
Like, I know I commented on that one under the original video already, but it just hit me.
Tokyo Mew Mew is even less known than Pretty Cure, another niche magical girl anime. Like, there are occasional Precure posts on the magical girl subreddit, but nothing about those human rights violations in skirts.
And Seymour just casually drops the name.
Honestly, I'm super stoked for that reboot or whatever it is, and I'll follow it as it releases, because I want it to be popular enough to get at least an English dub, for real this time, without censoring and name changing.
mew mew. . . magic anime girl. . . wait is that- nah.
(mad mew mew plays in distance)
oh god no
AHHHH
was seymour not around for 2015 tumblr? at the time purple guy was called vincent because of the rebornica au, but... long story short rebornica (now known as bones or skull) left the fandom because vincent becae a sexyman and tumblr send explicit things to bones when they were a minor, so...
yeah I'd say switching over to mike was a good idea
Necessary evil, I suppose.
'Describe your handwriting without using the words "messy" or "neat".'
It looks like I squashed a bunch of spiders on my paper to make a prophecy, like a bug themed haruspex.
The the post of Birds having feelings, but not Souls made me think of Iago from Aladdin.
12:24 nah im pretty sure it is. this fic in which my favorite red sweater wearing bird boy suffers and then gets comforted makes me very happy.
Now we just have to wait for the next Binge Compilation 1 Hour Binge Compilation
That IS indeed a funky intro
0:45 more likely they would be a hippocampus, which is just seahorse but literal
6:35 *She was beta-testing some game and he downloaded himself into her brain. He’s literally a computer virus* 🤣
William Afton has been a virus his whole life, afterlife, and afterafterlife.
10:47 as my history teacher once told me ‘a mad scientist’s notebook after they’ve had coffee’
Why is the crow thing from the thumbnail such a mood, tho? 😂
13:15
I love the thought of cap agreeing and changing his shirt and still kicking ass lol
The Easter Bunny as Jesus's Fursona.
1:15 This is all my shippy headcanons are. Like who wants the freaky stuff I just want two people being adorable together!
I like that the flork of cows girls got bows
3:51 I got triggered the last time and I got triggered now. IT'S NOT MIKE-SICKLE
You know, I love leaving this channel to stew for a year and coming back and binging hilarity for my semi annual dose of tumblr
12:18 most birds dont have the chemical to feel capsacian, so assuming mace is the same as pepper spray because im stupid, no.
I watch them but I am so conditioned to the screams being the end I prepare for the end when I hear them
Man, Who did that dancing Palamute animation? it's Awesome.
Regarding Jean N A Seymour, thats what I thought when I first watched that. You're not alone I swear it haunts me every day.
7:25
Just showed this to my cat. He is sniffing in disbelief.
The funny thing is, eqao's approach to TikTok is the same as my approach to Tumblr
My favorite way to describe my handwriting comes from my 7th grade history teacher. "Chicken on crack"
2:22 Seymour, I love ya, but if you soil Neil cicierega aka lemon demons name by confusing it with monster from fnf again, I have a cool party trick called “stealing your spine” up my sleeve
sounds like a pretty sick party trick! whats it about
@@goldenpig6453 my lawyer said I shouldn’t elaborate
Actually while Monster is in fact his official name, Lemon Demon is a decently-widely-accepted name as well throughout the fandom. This happens a lot with indie game characters, actually.
Hell, Golden Freddy wasn’t even originally called Golden Freddy in the first FNAF game. He was apparently meant to be called “Yellow Bear.” The fans just called him Golden Freddy so much Scott adopted the name.
@@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 yes I’m aware but that one is a lesser fake
@@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 but no I am in fact quite aware with that, as it’s the actual lemon demon fandoms fault that nickname stuck
*Glances at Editor Andy's Chikn Nuggit, Amphibia, and Dogs in Space gifs
I see you're a man of culture as well.
Somebody once described my handwriting as a drunk typewriter.
dead ass all i got out of this video is that there is a new tokyo mew mew coming out
6:28 This maybe one year ago but this part was funny because I thought he was gonna say that Michael was a boneless chicken wing... I don't know why
He is and he's adorably pathetic about it X3
The students completely ignoring the fact that Zim is an alien because they are annoyed with Dib would be a hilarious reveal
Your voice is the only thing I can hear in my head anymore. You have stolen my mind and now are reading all my thoughts like tumblr posts.
Describing my handwriting:
I am very critical if on my adhd meds, but i give up halfway when im not on it
DID HE JUST SAY THERE IS A NEW TOKYO MEW MEW COMING OUT???
the fact that chikn nuggit was in there is the more wholesome side of tiktok
Tumblr manages to romanticize skeletons, lovecraftian mannequins, the bad guy from the first Despicable Me, and a fancy Who that’s obsessed with deforestation.
William Afton is just another day at the office.
so close to 500k sub's.
if I was a little more punnier It would've involve subway. Instead I would ask of you to pat yourself and the editor on the back.
because you guy's are chaotic nice guys.
Describe my hanwriting? "So well taken care and dainty but still yet can't understand crap"
15:19 tumblr has to stop being this relatable because even if i go to a doctor i am not getting diagnosed
The first one be hitting hard when your favorite anime is Danganronpa
Alright, I'mma say it!
This was the best Flork of Cows since the Tago Bell saga!
...
Fight me in the comments!
5:30 THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND
Doesn't the AU think kinda happen in Homestuck? But it's alternate timelines instead of universes
It's not my fault Voldemort is more interesting than some poor muggle who became a rich wizard the same day he learned who killed his parents
Clicked on this, and the intro almost made me think this was an undertale remix.
0:17 Me reading that one fanfic about Ikumi and Ryo that my friend found and pinged me.
15:10 My brains first thought for some reason was DeNim-A
and then theres funky, hes dead. funkys dead
Fun video! Thanks for uploading!
The P.M stands for Patrick Matthews
My ability to write is chaotic and cluttered
i cant be gay and lazy, i need to do the dishes and make cookies
edit : well, i can be gay
i used to think a P.M. Seymour video would never be able to kill me
now my mind is changed because had i been activly drinking water and not about to when i look at this 4:30 i would have chocked on my water
Ohhh buddy that was a FUNKY INTRO
It stands for prefect man
Dont you DARE take my french frys!
You Have GOT to do Tumblr Jabberwocky
12:07 This... This is why Denmark has to pay. If y'all had just left us the fries, the Danish could have danished on as they did.
The goats may still know secrets, they just dumb
OR IT'S A CLEVER PLOY!!! but they really do need help they got stuck
Watching this in class was a wonderful, terrible mistake.
another raw line from sonic: do you know da wae
6:07 people can make anything a sexyman if they try hard enough.
I have seen some things.
Terrible things.
*Delightful things
Goats can still know secrets! You can be kinda dumb and still know important secrets
You can take the french fries. I don't need them
8:18 actualy this is not to far off, gaz actualy knows but is like"zim is to dumb to take over the world"
Precisely! And the one time he had the opprtunity to succeed, he instead *saved* the world.
Mw2 2022 is the epitome of AU to save ghost
12:00 wait is this why my twin keeps stealing my fries are they training for something
My writing style is cursive chicken scratch 10:40
7:34
IDK why, but I instantly thought of Dream.
The lemon demon post hurts for 2 reasons, 1 it's true it's really true 2 I can no longer mention that I listen to lemon demon without someone quizzing me on fff
Can we have a video full of wholesome posts?
I need the animorphs one!
Chicken mcthuggets
do love me some thuggs
11:56 lol that was me until about two weeks ago :p