What If We Had And Election And Nobody Voted? | Lewis Black's Rantcast

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 159

  • @OfficialLewisBlack
    @OfficialLewisBlack  8 месяцев назад +6

    Catch Lewis live on the road!
    3/21 - Providence, RI - The VETS Providence
    3/22 - Boston, MA - The Wilbur
    3/23 - Portland, ME - Merrill Auditorium
    3/24 - Orono, ME - Collins Center for the Arts
    4/19 - Chattanooga, TN - Walker Theatre
    4/20 - Nashville, TN - James K Polk Theatre @TPAC
    4/21 - Atlanta, GA - Buckhead Theatre
    For dates and tickets, visit www.lewisblack.com

    • @efowlermail
      @efowlermail 8 месяцев назад

      Erin Marshall to replace Comer in 2024. He has a history of violence against women and a hypocrite on abortion. She has the reciepts.

    • @jimmarnell3964
      @jimmarnell3964 8 месяцев назад

      Come back to Greensburg Pa

    • @scorp10fl53
      @scorp10fl53 8 месяцев назад

      Hi Lewis.
      Love your stuff. Particularly because it involves input from your creatively disturbed subscribers. Lol
      Are you ever coming back to Canada...that is if you've ever been here?
      👋🏼🇨🇦😁
      Fred Lewis

  • @gargoyleb
    @gargoyleb 8 месяцев назад +25

    "Man's ability to not be rational knows no bounds." -Neil Tyson

  • @PauletteBelshe
    @PauletteBelshe 8 месяцев назад +14

    I’m five years your senior and you express my angst and anger with every rant cast. I heard you say once, “The good die young, and pricks live forever!!!” You said it well! Love you and your rant casts!

    • @randalljames3080
      @randalljames3080 8 месяцев назад

      That may explain why I'm getting so old. All my "nice" friends died young. Go figure.

  • @tofu_golem
    @tofu_golem 8 месяцев назад +10

    “Anyone who has what it takes to have themselves made president should on no account be allowed to do so.”
    -Douglas Adams

  • @stevenschulz4235
    @stevenschulz4235 8 месяцев назад +27

    The Speaker of the House believes The Flintstones is a documentary!

  • @earlofsmeg
    @earlofsmeg 8 месяцев назад +11

    IOWA - Idiots Out Wandering Around - 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @tg360andbeyond
    @tg360andbeyond 8 месяцев назад +8

    I'm crying about the kilt story. I can't....gasp...😂😅

  • @starcloudhidden8074
    @starcloudhidden8074 8 месяцев назад +14

    Good morning
    Frank Zappa said it'd go like this
    Shame on us all.

    • @jeffrygagnon5506
      @jeffrygagnon5506 8 месяцев назад +3

      "And they said it couldn't happen HERE."

    • @ethericlimerick2992
      @ethericlimerick2992 Месяц назад

      “Politics is the entertainment division of the military industrial complex.” Frank Zappa

  • @mikegiammaria
    @mikegiammaria 8 месяцев назад +3

    The fourteenth time in my life. But sorry, Lewis, this time we need to vote.

  • @anitakranitz6845
    @anitakranitz6845 8 месяцев назад +3

    I'm in Tennessee and my ex-father in law has a farm and a huge vegetable garden well, it's an acre big and the corn and other veggies I get from him are awesome. Also, he has a chicken farm on the other side of the house. He's on 2 acres. And I can tell you there is a big difference between those eggs and the eggs at the store.

  • @HVACSoldier
    @HVACSoldier 8 месяцев назад +3

    It’s the two party system. In Europe, IF one party goes crazy, there is more than one alternative. IF BOTH major parties, in European countries, go crazy, there are alternatives. In the U.S.? Not so much.

  • @apocalypsepromotions7676
    @apocalypsepromotions7676 8 месяцев назад +6

    Good morning, Lewis!

  • @producerk8247
    @producerk8247 8 месяцев назад +6

    We're F**ked! 😵‍💫

  • @BillonBass
    @BillonBass 8 месяцев назад +4

    I’m writing in Bozo the Clown. If we are going to vote in clowns I at least want to see the big red nose and shoes!

  • @heywoodjhablomee5473
    @heywoodjhablomee5473 8 месяцев назад +2

    I totally agree. It's ridiculous what our politics has become.

  • @daftsquiddy
    @daftsquiddy 8 месяцев назад +4

    You would get my vote Mr. Black!

    • @drlegendre
      @drlegendre 7 месяцев назад

      He wouldn't want it. That's the whole point.

  • @michaelhuling3588
    @michaelhuling3588 8 месяцев назад +2

    Thank you Lewis, I have been saying both of them are 2 old. Now that I know you agree, I feel like I'm not alone!

    • @lesliewolfe7643
      @lesliewolfe7643 8 месяцев назад +1

      You're definitely not alone. I imagine most sane people feel the same. I honestly wonder if either one of them will make it for 4 more years.

    • @michaelhuling3588
      @michaelhuling3588 8 месяцев назад

      @@lesliewolfe7643 I know.....I mean Kamala is a little younger, but we didn't hear much out of her the last 4 years, and who knows who Trump will pick.....I bet it's not Pence! 🤣

    • @lesliewolfe7643
      @lesliewolfe7643 8 месяцев назад

      @@michaelhuling3588 I am so disappointed in Harris. First woman vice president and she did absolutely nothing. Way to represent us lady 🙄

    • @mjb3694
      @mjb3694 7 месяцев назад +1

      Both are INCONTINENT.
      😙💩🤡

  • @chuckharris4504
    @chuckharris4504 8 месяцев назад +5

    all those cuts to mental health care have really paid off for the republicans...!!

    • @HVACSoldier
      @HVACSoldier 8 месяцев назад +1

      BOTH parties did it. Mental health reform, and the closing of mental hospitals, began with JFK. BUT, back then, they were performing lobotomies on homosexuals. It was a bit extreme, compared to today.

  • @carpathia0117
    @carpathia0117 8 месяцев назад +3

    Yep, you don't have to pump your own gas in NJ 😊
    Thanks for a hilarious video.

  • @ssgtmole8610
    @ssgtmole8610 8 месяцев назад +2

    This is why some of the founders of the US constitution didn't want political parties. They saw how fucked up they were in the english parliament and said, "Uh-uh! No! No thank you!" 😣

    • @darksaint0124
      @darksaint0124 8 месяцев назад

      Those same people immediately made and joined political parties.

  • @ThomasHuffman-ys1tq
    @ThomasHuffman-ys1tq 8 месяцев назад

    Man, I so hear you. You make it fun to be pissed off about things that just plain shouldn't be a problem!

  • @66tluv
    @66tluv 8 месяцев назад +2

    It's fucking amazing. Dems says this is what we want to do for the people". Repus say in turn " we ain't doing that ". Nothing gets fucking done.😡😡😡😡

  • @lesw3803
    @lesw3803 8 месяцев назад +1

    I love your nihilistic humor! But I love voting. I think the real problem is the appointed government.

  • @ndoucette9676
    @ndoucette9676 8 месяцев назад +2

    So disgusting about the government

  • @IanSutton-gl1fi
    @IanSutton-gl1fi 6 месяцев назад +1

    LEWIS BLACK Here' ya go...your fourth-party candidate !LEWIS BLACK FOR PREZ!!!!!

  • @monkeegyrl6788
    @monkeegyrl6788 8 месяцев назад

    Dear Lewis, At 27 minutes, you mentioned having “corn in Illinois, just outside Mansfield, Ohio at Kenyon college where they produced”your play. Mansfield, Ohio, however, is in NE Ohio, near Oberlin college, not near Illinois. I’m from Columbus and my best friend went to Kenyon, which is in SE Ohio in Gambier. Oh and by the way, I was the one who wrote the “Wanda” rant you read last July, about my narcissistic roommate! 😂

  • @jonncockrell3606
    @jonncockrell3606 8 месяцев назад +1

    In the end, We get the government that We Deserve. The end of the Republic is near.
    Time to get used to the Empire.

    • @jeffrygagnon5506
      @jeffrygagnon5506 8 месяцев назад

      Completely agree w Lewis - up to the point where he actually starts touting the thieving Joe Biden puppet because he "shows up where or when he's supposed to." I can't recall that.

  • @carabennett6942
    @carabennett6942 8 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks for saying it! 👏💯

  • @galejohnson6953
    @galejohnson6953 8 месяцев назад +1

    The guy in the corn field needs to connect with the kilt wearer..!

  • @troy.peters
    @troy.peters 8 месяцев назад +1

    It's the media who decides for us. All states should primary on the same day, just like the election. Why should Iowa decide for the rest of the country?
    And there is an option, but we never here about him because he is running as an independent and the media doesn't want that.

  • @ernestosilva9891
    @ernestosilva9891 8 месяцев назад +1

    Mr Black it's like groundhog day, it's the comet going to kill us or what

  • @johnrusselljr89
    @johnrusselljr89 8 месяцев назад +9

    Mike Johnson is a JOHNSON!

  • @jerry4256
    @jerry4256 8 месяцев назад +2

    It's a three way system. Democrats, Maga, and Republicans. I'm a Republican and have no candidate to vote for.

    • @ongogablogian8568
      @ongogablogian8568 7 месяцев назад +2

      If you care to retain a democracy hold your nose and vote for Biden. Then in four years you can vote whatever conservative flavor you like. Re-electing Trump will trash the principles our country was founded upon, chances are our republic will not stand.

  • @kimloureiro177
    @kimloureiro177 8 месяцев назад +1

    Love to you Lewis!

  • @karlkingsbury5088
    @karlkingsbury5088 8 месяцев назад +1

    Hey Lewis, I'm Happy To See That You've Have Seen The Light. Because In My 62+ Years I've Been Saying For At Least 30 Years When The Two People That We Are Handed As Are Chose For Are Fearless Leader Are Not Fit To Lead Themselves Even To The Bathroom ! ! ! I've Been Telling People If Every One Just Didn't VOTE. You Think Maybe Somebody Might Notice. What Do Think About That. That Is Why I've NEVER VOTED FOR ANYONE IN MY LIFE.

    • @pac3br
      @pac3br 8 месяцев назад +1

      I confess I have always had hope. But it is now waning. To have never voted, you must have seen from an early age this ludicrous hypocrisy that used to be a democracy.

    • @pac3br
      @pac3br 8 месяцев назад

      Was a sham

    • @lesliewolfe7643
      @lesliewolfe7643 8 месяцев назад

      ​@pac3br I used to not vote bc I was uninformed. Now I don't vote bc I am informed.

  • @Whatdahwhere
    @Whatdahwhere 8 месяцев назад

    Lewis , ( Everything that has a beginning has an end ). Humanity peaked a while ago. Take it easy but take it.

  • @LUCKYPUCK-007
    @LUCKYPUCK-007 8 месяцев назад

    Sir Black, if there was a Cosmic cup and we filled it with all the knowledge of mankind from the beginning of time. It would still be empty.

  • @mjb3694
    @mjb3694 7 месяцев назад

    I wish people would stop using the "F" word. Just because the country is, doesn't mean we have to be reminded constantly! 🤯

  • @edwardlulofs444
    @edwardlulofs444 8 месяцев назад

    Start - stop gives the vehicle an extra 1/2 mpg. That’s all! And yes, it is hard on the battery.
    I am never selling my old truck!

  • @66tluv
    @66tluv 8 месяцев назад

    We're wrong with us Lewis. The people have let the government get out of hand. We vote for a politician that is for our one personal belief. Doesn't matter if they have any ideas on fixing anything else.

  • @sneakyomni
    @sneakyomni 8 месяцев назад +1

    no body votes excepts the candidates and congress... we still lose

  • @sufficetosay1704
    @sufficetosay1704 8 месяцев назад +1

    I would say to, Nobody... Great job! give them a thumbs up with a nod flick and continue with my day.

  • @ianashmore9910
    @ianashmore9910 8 месяцев назад

    The sitting President ALWAYS runs for a second term. We bought that ticket 4 years ago. Now take the ride.

  • @shawntruckingwithbs5302
    @shawntruckingwithbs5302 8 месяцев назад +2

    Voting for Cornel West for president who's running third party

    • @HVACSoldier
      @HVACSoldier 8 месяцев назад

      I’m voting Libertarian. No major party candidate, for President, should get over 40% of the popular vote.

    • @ongogablogian8568
      @ongogablogian8568 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@HVACSoldierIt doesn't matter what anti vote you cast, if you don't vote for Biden your vote becomes a de facto vote for Trump. If that's who you want in office, so be it. I prefer to side on keeping a democracy in place.

    • @HVACSoldier
      @HVACSoldier 7 месяцев назад

      @@ongogablogian8568 But, you’re probably a progressive Democrat. You are going to vote Democrat no matter who it is. As for me, I don’t trust either party.

    • @ongogablogian8568
      @ongogablogian8568 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@HVACSoldierI am a registered Democrat but live in a big city that has been run for the last 70 years by a corrupt political system. I vote Republican locally as an anti vote, to show my displeasure. No one cares, it doesn't matter, the Democratic candidate will always win. I do this for shits and giggles. This presidential election is not for shits and giggles, every vote is important, very important. I don't trust either party myself, mine is more of a vote for the lesser evil. But, as far as I can see, it's the GOP who has gone off the rails. So hold your nose, vote Biden to preserve our Constitution, then in four years you can vote for any flavor you want. I do feel that the foundation of our democracy is truly at risk this time around.

    • @HVACSoldier
      @HVACSoldier 7 месяцев назад

      @@ongogablogian8568 What happens in 2028, when the Republican Party nominates someone worse than Trump? What then? What happens in 2032, when the Republicans nominate someone worse than who they nominated in 2028? Here’s the thing, since 1960 Republicans have nominated Nazis, and Democrats have nominated Marxists. That’s what Democrats and Republicans say every four years.

  • @nrthshor8586
    @nrthshor8586 7 месяцев назад

    Simple choice this year lesser of 2 Evils and Congress also tools on court point taken thanks.👍

  • @frogneckmen857
    @frogneckmen857 8 месяцев назад +1

    Nobody wanted them, but still voted for them regardless.

  • @Jerm44905
    @Jerm44905 8 месяцев назад

    Shout-out to Mansfield, Ohio!

  • @shadyshady2286
    @shadyshady2286 8 месяцев назад +1

    I miss the chicken

  • @philosmaximus
    @philosmaximus 8 месяцев назад

    See you in Portland!

  • @ericheine2414
    @ericheine2414 8 месяцев назад +2

    You'd get a choice between bad and worse. So we vote for the lesser of two evils. It's all theater anyway. I don't bet on wrestling. A lot of us are going to be dead in the next 20 years. We're like our country too far gone to care.

    • @ericheine2414
      @ericheine2414 8 месяцев назад

      I concur Lewis- break something.

  • @sarahjeannepeterson5536
    @sarahjeannepeterson5536 8 месяцев назад

    We're not allowed to pump it in Jersey!!!

  • @glendas2906
    @glendas2906 8 месяцев назад +1

    Fear got us here

  • @galejohnson6953
    @galejohnson6953 8 месяцев назад

    No…I’m 69, and happen to be familiar with the term “hottentot”…. Now considered offensive. But to ban Mary Poppins…. Pretty ridiculous!

  • @johnrusselljr89
    @johnrusselljr89 8 месяцев назад

    AMEN LEWIS AMEN!

  • @kcsvantasticvoyages9729
    @kcsvantasticvoyages9729 8 месяцев назад

    My sentiments exactly

  • @mjb3694
    @mjb3694 7 месяцев назад

    You are TOTALLY CORRECT ..
    unfortunately!
    I have said for years "DO OVER"!
    Acts 2:38 before it's too late.🎉

  • @kcsvantasticvoyages9729
    @kcsvantasticvoyages9729 8 месяцев назад

    It’s like watching two kids fighting over their toys in a sand box🤓

  • @MrGadfly772
    @MrGadfly772 Месяц назад

    Politics has become the cult of personality gone insane.

  • @hollishurd4464
    @hollishurd4464 8 месяцев назад

    Pronunciation of Orono is as follows: or-oh-no.

  • @Lillytime1236
    @Lillytime1236 8 месяцев назад

    we should tell people not to vote, if thats what they want.

  • @Nizodizo
    @Nizodizo 8 месяцев назад

    I have never not voted in a Presidential election but I like your idea.

  • @claireriepe7832
    @claireriepe7832 8 месяцев назад

    Lewis - Thanks for all the smiles and laughter. But please, before you come to Maine, learn to pronounce Orono. The accent is on the first syllable: OR'-on-ō. Your audience will appreciate it.

  • @christiansmith-of7dt
    @christiansmith-of7dt 8 месяцев назад

    Its embarrassing

  • @randalljames3080
    @randalljames3080 8 месяцев назад

    Why would i vote? I live in West Virginia, so the few electorial votes will go to Trump. If my vote is the only way i can help stop trump, then i aint got nothin!

  • @jimmcintyre3582
    @jimmcintyre3582 8 месяцев назад

    Re: The kilted antique assficianado - ruclips.net/video/f9aM_dT5VMI/видео.html

  • @ChadGeidel
    @ChadGeidel 8 месяцев назад

    Stop/Start is awesome. It saves 15% in gas.

    • @lesliewolfe7643
      @lesliewolfe7643 8 месяцев назад

      Love your profile pic! What's his name? I don't remember 🤔

    • @ChadGeidel
      @ChadGeidel 8 месяцев назад

      @@lesliewolfe7643 It’s Sweetums. 😁

  • @francescaruby1150
    @francescaruby1150 8 месяцев назад

    And Barcelona…..????

  • @Javmon9
    @Javmon9 8 месяцев назад

    Living in CA the presidential primaries are meaningless by the time it gets to us.

  • @buckbaumann773
    @buckbaumann773 8 месяцев назад

    I thought it was homelessness.

  • @mariemelansongundy-vx4ox
    @mariemelansongundy-vx4ox 8 месяцев назад +2

    Frank Zappa's clone for president

  • @kcsvantasticvoyages9729
    @kcsvantasticvoyages9729 8 месяцев назад

    Wonder who will be VP this election?

  • @mikedee6915
    @mikedee6915 8 месяцев назад

    none of the above and let the dictator choose

  • @thesimulation9651
    @thesimulation9651 8 месяцев назад

    Oh Lew, WTF are we going to do?

  • @jerrysmith2349
    @jerrysmith2349 8 месяцев назад

    isn't that most elections?

  • @rebeccablanton4035
    @rebeccablanton4035 8 месяцев назад +1

    Were banning books because there might be a thought!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gerardgauthier4876
    @gerardgauthier4876 8 месяцев назад

    +300 million people and the best it can produce is Biden and Trump to lead them...

  • @maryloulindquist7453
    @maryloulindquist7453 8 месяцев назад +1

    I believe Mr. Biden has done a spectacular job as POTUS !!!!!!

    • @LUCKYPUCK-007
      @LUCKYPUCK-007 8 месяцев назад +1

      Then you to are out of your Dam* mind. Or you just don't pay attention.
      Have a good life, until it's over and it looks like that's coming sooner then you think.

  • @chuckharris4504
    @chuckharris4504 8 месяцев назад

    mike johnson talks to god...and he says god talks back...get the net...!!

  • @johnrusselljr89
    @johnrusselljr89 8 месяцев назад +1

    Sorry Lewis! I like JOE! BUT I STILL LOVE YOU!

  • @nansea6318
    @nansea6318 8 месяцев назад

  • @rohieram724
    @rohieram724 8 месяцев назад

    What if we had and. election an nobody came?

  • @pither1243
    @pither1243 8 месяцев назад +1

    You don't want to vote for biden again?

    • @eltorocal
      @eltorocal 8 месяцев назад

      @pithiful1243

    • @pither1243
      @pither1243 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@eltorocalso clever...

    • @eltorocal
      @eltorocal 8 месяцев назад

      @@pither1243

    • @pither1243
      @pither1243 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@eltorocal what are you even saying? Why respond with nonsense?

    • @eltorocal
      @eltorocal 8 месяцев назад

      @pithiful1243

  • @buckbaumann773
    @buckbaumann773 8 месяцев назад

    I can't listen to you anymore. You obviously are stuck between 1985 and 2000.

  • @dr.m.hfuhruhurr84
    @dr.m.hfuhruhurr84 8 месяцев назад

    as like 2hundred 'meric (re:19:00~ishof i̶n̶a̶u̶d̶i̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶r̶e̶d̶ࠀc̶t̶e̶d̶ hmmrpfhhhphf