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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 270

  • @OfficialLewisBlack
    @OfficialLewisBlack  2 дня назад +11

    Lewis just announced some more live dates.
    Ticket info can be found at www.lewisblack.com

  • @shaunketterman2985
    @shaunketterman2985 2 дня назад +19

    This man is a national treasure. I can’t believe I just now learned of his channel.

  • @annjohnson994
    @annjohnson994 2 дня назад +89

    We are SO f**ked. Your comedy helps.

    • @elainehewitt6813
      @elainehewitt6813 2 дня назад

      Stop it! You don't know that. This could be just what the others need to understand how far into shit this person is bringing us. He will try to be worse but have faith the American people will have a melt down and get the picture.

    • @SusannahPerri
      @SusannahPerri День назад

      Except this time he’s not being funny. This is no joke.

  • @chrisj8742
    @chrisj8742 2 дня назад +31

    Brilliant opening with Christmas rant! EXACTLY what we needed!

  • @grippen3273
    @grippen3273 2 дня назад +87

    It's insane that people voted for this man.

    • @neutraltoxic
      @neutraltoxic 2 дня назад +7

      Its insane that you manage living in democracy and are incapable of understanding why people might not want to vote for the same politician as you, Trump notwithstanding

    • @laurasmithira
      @laurasmithira 2 дня назад +1

      It seems insane that you did not but, I am not judging you. I understand completely why you don't want America to have a chance.

    • @micawoodburn9250
      @micawoodburn9250 2 дня назад +11

      @@laurasmithirado you know what tariffs are?

    • @joshramirez7
      @joshramirez7 2 дня назад +19

      ​@laurasmithira You and millions like you are extremely misguided and putting too much faith in a con man.

    • @JimBluePiano
      @JimBluePiano 2 дня назад

      Where were you Trumpers supporting democracy when Trump lost in 2020, instead of believing the bs about the election being stolen?

  •  2 дня назад +42

    Last week 42 million Canadians stood up with their mouths hanging open mumbling WTF???

    • @andyb1653
      @andyb1653 2 дня назад +5

      I'm worried about it happening here.

    • @catalhuyuk7
      @catalhuyuk7 День назад

      Not 42M but a lot.🟥🍁🟥

    • @thewordbird
      @thewordbird День назад +3

      Well, this time we were more saddened. The first time it was WTF

  • @amt2553
    @amt2553 2 дня назад +22

    Thanks for your laughter and wisdom , It does help.

  • @ShadewHawk
    @ShadewHawk 2 дня назад +32

    Here in Massachusetts one thing we had on the ballot was legalizing psychedelics for medical purposes, it didn’t pass, but I think more people wish it did now

    • @napoleonsolo5929
      @napoleonsolo5929 День назад +3

      At least we have plenty of weed. For now.

    • @ShadewHawk
      @ShadewHawk День назад

      @@napoleonsolo5929 I remember never really being interested in weed, but voted to legalize it, and in this past year my stress was getting so bad and not being able to sleep, started having gummies after talking to some friends and they help me sleep better than anything

    • @laneneal3510
      @laneneal3510 18 часов назад

      I’ll bet!!!

  • @djacobmadrigal
    @djacobmadrigal День назад +16

    If only more people possessed the ability to reason like you and George Carlin

  • @Gigismom59
    @Gigismom59 2 дня назад +36

    Lewis all I want for Christmas is season 5 of Only Murders In The Building with you in it!!Not as the dead guy though… ❤

  • @sonny5068
    @sonny5068 2 дня назад +26

    We’re all fudged, thanks Lewis for these rantcasts!

  • @francis2fly
    @francis2fly День назад +9

    "I can't stand listening to him." You and me both Lewis.

  • @BabbetteChoquette-po5hx
    @BabbetteChoquette-po5hx 2 дня назад +5

    I'm living off the grid, near Forks WA, wish I could see you in person,
    I just can't travel.
    I love you Lewis and I always try to catch you on RUclips.❤❤❤❤

  • @andp7274
    @andp7274 2 дня назад +8

    Keep it coming Lewis. Your rantcast helps to make through these crazy times.

  • @grippen3273
    @grippen3273 2 дня назад +25

    Love this man he should have been president. The phone call to puitn would have been great

    • @laurasmithira
      @laurasmithira 2 дня назад +1

      If he was President we really would be screwed. He can't agree on anything. The job of the President, well a Comic can not be.

    • @peggyjaeger9280
      @peggyjaeger9280 2 дня назад

      🤣

    • @dariyanvalentine3564
      @dariyanvalentine3564 20 часов назад

      @@laurasmithira he also said do u have any idea how bad of a leader id be in one of his standups. he doesnt want the job.

    • @laneneal3510
      @laneneal3510 18 часов назад +1

      No one smart wants that job that job

  • @tophers3756
    @tophers3756 2 дня назад +17

    We need you now more than ever. I wish I felt like celebrating. I usually struggle to make Christmas worthwhile,and don't have relatives (that I speak to) to motivate me. Back in August I bought the white tree with blue ornaments that I've wanted since I was 8, but it'll probably sit in the box.

    • @ProctorsGamble
      @ProctorsGamble 2 дня назад +2

      Set it up at least this one time to keep the dream alive ✌️

    • @GovenorMcLovin
      @GovenorMcLovin День назад +1

      I know what you mean, but I think you should set it up. Do some other things you enjoyed as a kid.
      I'm naturally a pessimistic person, but I'm trying to find some joy for my family. We'll go into the forest and cut down our tree and really do it up this year. Honestly, I just don't know what the next few years will look like.

    • @patriciabergman6934
      @patriciabergman6934 День назад

      Enjoy your tree

    • @SusannahPerri
      @SusannahPerri День назад

      I’m so sorry, many of us feel the same, if that helps. I always struggle with Christmas too, but now I’m also struggling with my country’s future.

    • @laneneal3510
      @laneneal3510 18 часов назад

      Get it out. Your mental health is your priority now. I myself decided to meditate, take slow walks, listen to great music, read by the fire all cuddled with a soft blanket and a hot totty. Not watching the news or on my phone. it is what it is…

  • @ricklee6196
    @ricklee6196 День назад +4

    “When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat.”

  • @BabbetteChoquette-po5hx
    @BabbetteChoquette-po5hx 2 дня назад +6

    It was a stab in my heart, when Kamala
    conceded to trump, OMG! In all of
    my 70 yrs, I have never heard of the decision of a presidential election,
    being decided on
    Voting Day!! What's wrong with this picture?

  • @JohnMacFergus-oz5cp
    @JohnMacFergus-oz5cp 2 дня назад +34

    Thanksgiving, Christmas. I'm giving it up permanently for Lent.

    • @WillPOnya
      @WillPOnya 2 дня назад +1

      I guess I got lucky; got to give up all of man's traditions about 50 years ago. Oddly enough, it took me until 2012 to finally give up hand shaking; now there's a really stupid tradition the whole planet needs to give up. Just stop pawing at me.

    • @JohnMacFergus-oz5cp
      @JohnMacFergus-oz5cp 2 дня назад

      @WillPOnya that is an acceptable strategy.

    • @richardkammerer2814
      @richardkammerer2814 2 дня назад

      I’m an Evangelical Lutheran, so I really don’t give a rap about all this rampant pamphlet printing. It’s bad enough listening to all these newcomers arguing about the Old Testament.

  • @mikek43
    @mikek43 2 дня назад +11

    “A different planet” couldn’t have put it better myself

  • @jeffbillings
    @jeffbillings 2 дня назад +11

    “The elves are back. Santa’s comin’ in”
    yeah we say that all the time Lewis 😂

  • @mikek43
    @mikek43 2 дня назад +27

    He reminds me of my grandma when he says “I’ll see you later” but then talks my ear off for another 10 minutes and then she says “well I should let you go” and then for another five more minutes, then I just sit back down and save my legs lol

  • @RVH-io3dr
    @RVH-io3dr 2 дня назад +11

    Here's my theory. We all died and we all went to hell!

  • @TommyFoundation
    @TommyFoundation День назад +3

    "Well, I don't know what to say except it's Christmas, and we're all in misery." - Ellen Griswold

  • @grumpyoldlady_rants
    @grumpyoldlady_rants 2 дня назад +7

    Eugene was an interesting place in the 70s. Southern OR was awesome in the 70s. I briefly attended college there but got caught up in the counter culture. Hippies were everywhere - they even took over a whole town called Takilma. Fun times.

    • @patriciamurfitt4590
      @patriciamurfitt4590 День назад +1

      Oregon is so beautiful 😢 l want to live there

    • @grumpyoldlady_rants
      @grumpyoldlady_rants День назад

      @ - Yes, it’s beautiful. The Pacific Northwest in general has so many absolutely beautiful areas.

  • @RebeccaTruluck
    @RebeccaTruluck День назад +2

    All holidays have been canceled. How can anyone possibly celebrate this year. My soul is crushed.

  • @jeanneedwards401
    @jeanneedwards401 2 дня назад +9

    You can’t retire ever! I’m so depressed

  • @julane-h2y
    @julane-h2y День назад +2

    64 old sick and tired. Hope there are people around who know what to do. Always loved you Lewis! Hope you enjoy Grenada!

  • @carmenmccauley585
    @carmenmccauley585 День назад +4

    As an atheist, the crissmus music starting the day after Halloween makes me scream.

  • @SusannahPerri
    @SusannahPerri День назад +2

    Oh Lewis, I’m a 70+ woman who marched and voted for Civil rights, women’s rights, gay rights, clean air and water and common good since my teens. We’re not a perfect country, but we made progress. Only to watch it all being systematically reversed. It’s like my life amounted to nothing.

  • @julieingalls8563
    @julieingalls8563 2 дня назад +3

    You are the best!!! Thank you so much for making this wonderful space so I know that I, along with lots of others are not crazy. I am in Scottsdale, Arizona and I am a little blue Dot surrounded by red wackos. Thank you for your words, sir! Keeps me going! Looking forward to seeing you in Phoenix in February! I too wish I could test the mushrooms!!!

  • @MaFel-k8u
    @MaFel-k8u 2 дня назад +5

    😢it’s a sad time for all of us. Even Christmas isn’t going to help.

  •  2 дня назад +5

    The Dennys on interstate 5 in Eugene is where Jack Nicholson filmed the chicken scene in 5 easy pieces......

  • @quirkyMakes
    @quirkyMakes 2 дня назад +9

    I wish you the best of luck and hope you find some peace.

  • @edreid6109
    @edreid6109 2 дня назад +9

    Many Thanks ,Lewis !!!!

  • @petraroch8510
    @petraroch8510 2 дня назад +4

    Lewis, my man! I, too, was a Kesey Kid. Minds were open and being blown. You get your mushrooms, baby, I'm sure they still work just fine. Why would they stop working after all these thousands of years?

  • @Patagonializard
    @Patagonializard 2 дня назад +6

    Have a wonderful vacation 🎉

  • @grumpyoldlady_rants
    @grumpyoldlady_rants 2 дня назад +4

    How about adding a show in Boise ID or Walla Walla Wa? My husband and I saw you in Hawaii back in ‘04 or ‘05 but the sound system was totally fk’d up so we missed most of what you had to say. My husband is battling cancer and attending one of your shows would be the best medicine at this time.

  • @user-Borgus
    @user-Borgus День назад

    The best always to you, Mr. Black. Thanks very much for giving us your best. It is much appreciated.

  • @jimjett9996
    @jimjett9996 День назад +5

    That was a great amount of money, that was wasted on an election.

    • @patriciamurfitt4590
      @patriciamurfitt4590 День назад

      Think of the good that could be done with that money 😢 or the 44 million that Elon payed for Twitter or Diddler could have ended world poverty but noooooooooo.... 😡

  • @gerardgauthier4876
    @gerardgauthier4876 2 дня назад +3

    Everyone missed the most important thing about this election...
    We are one stroke or heart attack away from JD Vance being president. You thought you hated Trump...

  • @sckiwidevil7822
    @sckiwidevil7822 2 дня назад +12

    Thanksgiving will be a family food fight.

    • @elainehewitt6813
      @elainehewitt6813 2 дня назад

      Stop it. Be kind no matter what. Or else be like him. You decide.

    • @sckiwidevil7822
      @sckiwidevil7822 2 дня назад +2

      @@elainehewitt6813 Stop what? Takin' the piss of a crappy Thanksgiving thanks to trump? HA!

    • @ProctorsGamble
      @ProctorsGamble 2 дня назад +1

      Ask DJT about his oldest brother dumping mashed potatoes on his head 😂

    • @GovenorMcLovin
      @GovenorMcLovin День назад

      I gave up on my parents during the first term. They've only fallen further down the MAGA hole.

    • @sckiwidevil7822
      @sckiwidevil7822 День назад

      @@GovenorMcLovin Im really sorry to hear that, honestly. Maybe one day they will come around, and see the Truth.

  • @dacardshark
    @dacardshark 17 часов назад

    Love you Lewis. Thank you for bringing truth and light to our lives through your Rantcast!! (NOW - come back to Long Island, dang it!!!!!!!!!!!!)

  • @RebeccaTruluck
    @RebeccaTruluck День назад +1

    Im broken. My brain and spirit are just broken beyond repair...im hopeless.

  • @user-Borgus
    @user-Borgus День назад +1

    I agree totally with the rant about flip-flops. I'm Canadian, I live in Japan, and the sound of "slap-slap" drives me fuckin' nuts! How the hell am I supposed to know enough to look when somebody ACTUALLY gets a smack. Some, I may want to protect. Others, I'd just like to watch as the conflict unfolds. BAN THE FLIP-FLOPS, FOREVER!!!

  • @ssh3602
    @ssh3602 19 часов назад

    My sister and I saw you last night in Eugene, Oregon. And, we both know Mushroom Michael! So happy to have seen you! We were laughing all night long, thanks for putting on an awesome show!! All the best to ya!! 😘

  • @maryrobertson2274
    @maryrobertson2274 2 дня назад +3

    My god, I LOVE this guy! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

  • @Lobosank
    @Lobosank 2 дня назад +6

    I just took all of my xmas crap and threw it out.😁

  • @joeshabado1431
    @joeshabado1431 2 дня назад +4

    Every year reaffirms to me that humanity is on borrowed time.

  • @lildz2010
    @lildz2010 2 дня назад +7

    Further proof that we need to take a test to vote

  • @RebeccaTruluck
    @RebeccaTruluck День назад +1

    I dont care how much money was spent...weve lost our democracy. Please stay with us Lewis! We need you desperatly!

  • @wanglydiaplt
    @wanglydiaplt 11 часов назад

    We're depending on you more than ever now; we've given up watching The News. It's quite liberating, gaining an hour a day and losing all the needless worrying. Rock on Lewis! 🙂

  • @Mantaracer
    @Mantaracer 2 дня назад +4

    Get ready for 1984 in 2024 and it's not a book or movie! 💣

  • @NYCHFAN
    @NYCHFAN 2 дня назад +2

    Live you, Lewis!❤

  • @TheSteveBoyd
    @TheSteveBoyd 2 дня назад +2

    You're right, Lewis. We could've lost for free.

  • @VonnieOdette
    @VonnieOdette День назад

    Thanks, you have a practical assessment. And, always bring a smile to my face 😊.

  • @PauletteBelshe
    @PauletteBelshe 2 дня назад +2

    Thank you, Lewis. You help me keep sane! 😅😂

  • @greendragon4058
    @greendragon4058 2 дня назад +11

    I celebrate the winter solstice

    • @armie4172
      @armie4172 2 дня назад +1

      I celebrate every possible holiday. I now understand why there were so many little holidays in the Middle Ages- because every other day sucked!

    • @NYCHFAN
      @NYCHFAN 2 дня назад +1

      Same here, and all the other equinox's and solstice. Plus Earth, and all her life. ❤

    • @patriciamurfitt4590
      @patriciamurfitt4590 День назад

      I do too 😂 the promise of Spring 🐝💐🌞

  • @RebeccaTruluck
    @RebeccaTruluck День назад +1

    He even won the popular vote! How can that possibly have happened???

  • @brianjennings7644
    @brianjennings7644 2 дня назад +3

    if it's Christmas, you're playing Golf in Tucson, again.

  • @vincentsaia6545
    @vincentsaia6545 2 дня назад +2

    Couldn't agree more about the flip-flops!

  • @debrahelmlinger6256
    @debrahelmlinger6256 2 дня назад +1

    Yes, I start right after Christmas and shop sales all year long so when Christmas rolls around I don't have to go out in the mobs😊

  • @DrMuse-on2dx
    @DrMuse-on2dx День назад

    Thank you Lewis for being you. Here is one for you. You should watch the movie Idiocracy.

  • @garywanner7860
    @garywanner7860 10 часов назад

    I’m following the plant closings and mass corporate layoffs to get myself into the Holiday spirit.

  • @RebeccaTruluck
    @RebeccaTruluck День назад

    I need hope..
    How do I get a little hope back in my life?? Depression and hopelessness is all Ive been feeling for the past ten days.

  • @RebeccaTruluck
    @RebeccaTruluck День назад

    Please come back soon Lewis! We need you!!

  • @RebeccaTruluck
    @RebeccaTruluck День назад

    Lewis, John Oliver, Seth Meyers and Jon Stewart will keep us sane thru these very dark times..

  • @terrychurch100
    @terrychurch100 23 часа назад

    I like how the Chief tells the story in the book.

  • @jenr-bet1147
    @jenr-bet1147 2 дня назад +2

    Your tourrettes is certainly helping me.

  • @derrickmarais
    @derrickmarais День назад

    You know things are bad when Lewis Black is calm...ish.

  • @FiberOptikAssassin
    @FiberOptikAssassin 2 дня назад +1

    It's going to be an extremely entertaining four years.

  • @user-kw5ze5ky5q
    @user-kw5ze5ky5q 2 дня назад +2

    The yelling voice in my head is yours, but it’s real anger. That voice will be hard to contain around my brother with his IGNORANT RACIST RIDICULOUS OPINIONS. I’ve probably wanted to scream in his face for one thing or another over the past 30 years. Happy holidays everyone. 🙂👍

  • @Owned_By_Cats
    @Owned_By_Cats 2 дня назад +1

    Welcome to Eugene, I am about 15 minutes away watching this heh

  • @ewdenver1
    @ewdenver1 День назад

    Have a good Thanksgiving Lewis, hopefully no fistfights will break with the family. Eric Watson Sr

  • @kathleenmagee3439
    @kathleenmagee3439 16 часов назад

    Hope to see you again at the Count Basie in Red Bank,NJ

  • @Don-OLDandJDareWEIRD
    @Don-OLDandJDareWEIRD 8 часов назад

    Its only xmas this year for voters that can afford his win, like you Lewis

  • @user-Borgus
    @user-Borgus День назад

    Oh, Mildred! Your rant about the Menstruation Police was grand. I'm a man, but I hear ya! It's just sick.

  • @TomThumb151515
    @TomThumb151515 4 часа назад

    I actually love Christmas time. I like the TV specials, the cookies, caroling, Santa’s, lights, music etc
    You can still mourn and grieve.
    At Wash U which is half Jewish we all still celebrate Diwali and Christmas and Chanukah and they represent light in the darkness. We don’t need hope when we get our way we don’t need hope when the qualified candidate wins.
    We need some hope and feasting now as much as ever. I believe America set itself and the rest of the world for a Great Depression and possibly a world war.
    Here is my ray of hope. Both Japan and Germany are world class countries to visit right now. Give the USA 85 years and we’ll be ok again.

  •  2 дня назад +1

    Canada will happily adopt you Lewis ❤😊** Important Notice** golfing can be moderately shitty in the winter months except for parts of British Columbia....

    • @kathyd9324
      @kathyd9324 День назад +1

      Will you adopt Michigan, Please?

  • @dhyan.ratnesh
    @dhyan.ratnesh День назад

    Hi Lewis, i saw you the last time when u have been in Berlin/Gemany. I love you. But pls relax a little.. calm down. I wish u a lovely holiday.

  •  2 дня назад +1

    LB.. head to SF. City Lights Books published Ginsberg and still exists. See also: Vesuvio Cafe and Caffe Trieste. There are bars in SF where Coor's isn't served and Marxism is almost the majority viewpoint.

  • @leyrua
    @leyrua 2 дня назад +1

    One of the local department stores in my area started advertising for Christmas in September. 😐

  • @anystereo
    @anystereo 2 дня назад

    Reminds me of the original little red riding hood story. the big bad wolf catches up with little red riding hood. He says he’s gonna kill her and he smiles and then he says but first, I’m gonna eat you.😅

  •  2 дня назад +2

    If Nixon was born rich, had cocaine, was pale, fat, and had a red panic architect for a lawyer and mentor... he'd still have enough shame to resign after being convicted of the first felony.

  • @chrisj8742
    @chrisj8742 2 дня назад +1

    Enjoy Eugene and Seattle! be sure to take the ferry to Bainbridge island and catch Seattle lit up at night on ride back. Cannabis isn't bad either 😊

  • @phildirt3
    @phildirt3 День назад

    Lewis helps me stay sane

  • @KS-303
    @KS-303 День назад

    Happy Thanksgiving Lewis! 💙

  • @XAirForcedotcom
    @XAirForcedotcom 2 дня назад +3

    Lewis, my brother lives there in Eugene. If you happen to see him, tell him I said to screw off. Lol

    • @XAirForcedotcom
      @XAirForcedotcom 2 дня назад

      There is a organization called Prout that is there in Eugene and his best friend Greg Henschel runs that organization

    • @XAirForcedotcom
      @XAirForcedotcom 2 дня назад

      Lol

    • @XAirForcedotcom
      @XAirForcedotcom 2 дня назад

      Greg at least used to work for the department of education as a GS 15 and his wife was an assistant secretary for HUD under Obama

    • @XAirForcedotcom
      @XAirForcedotcom 2 дня назад

      Government employees that think they might get let go under the new administration, one of my suggestions would be to go get a part-time job during the holiday season and establish yourself to give you a way of possibly getting a full-time job and transitioning into something. The holiday season is a good place to get your foot in the door with a retailer at least, along with making a little extra money that you need to save in case something does happen

  • @crankshaftspltop
    @crankshaftspltop День назад

    Lewis, relax, enjoy, hope your weather is awesome! Love from Ocean Park, WA, the twats have not ruled over me.... yet.

  • @kathleenmagee3439
    @kathleenmagee3439 16 часов назад

    I used to be Catholic,....but I gave it up for Lent😎

  • @robinwinfield7556
    @robinwinfield7556 2 дня назад +3

    Lord help us all

  • @kenyasmith2652
    @kenyasmith2652 2 дня назад +2

    Flip flops a.k.a feet g-strings 🤣🤣🤣

  • @craigstevenson9003
    @craigstevenson9003 2 дня назад +1

    I feel you, oh I feel you

  • @richardharding9975
    @richardharding9975 2 дня назад +2

    Always a hoot.

  • @RebeccaTruluck
    @RebeccaTruluck День назад

    We cant stop talking and thinking about it Lewis...our democracy is crumbling around us..not hyperbole.. for real! Too soon to laugh about this nightmare we find ourselves in.

  • @oldbeatpete
    @oldbeatpete День назад +2

    Its an International White Fascist Conspiracy - Putin, Orban, Fox Murdoch, etc.

  • @RebeccaTruluck
    @RebeccaTruluck День назад +1

    No thanksgiving or Christmas for me this year. This is no time to celebrate at all if your even remotly aware of the reality of whats happening.

  • @kellytrimble7019
    @kellytrimble7019 2 дня назад +3

    It was too much for my brain to process. I have escaped to Middle Earth with millions of others, watching the 6 Hobbit movies & NO NEWS! 😩🥲

  • @mita6010
    @mita6010 21 час назад

    May I please go on vacation with you and your pals?

  • @billhaynes400
    @billhaynes400 22 часа назад

    I tried to get in Starbuck's the other evening, but they had a sign on the front door saying they were closed due to a boil water advisory. That's kind of the way I feel about this country right now. It's closed due to a boiled brain advisory.