ASMR Ear Cleaning
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- Опубликовано: 11 июн 2017
- I have a friend who always has his head in the clouds. Few days ago he visited me and to my surprise both of his ears were all bandaged up.
I asked him: '' Hey man, what happened to your ears'' ?
He looked down and said: "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and tssssshhh! I accidentally answered the iron."
I grimaced and answered: "Well, that explains one ear, but about the other one?"
He looked me straight in the eye and said: "Well, I had to call the doctor!"
His earlobes are completely messed up, so he wants to borrow my silicone ears as a model for a plastic surgeon who will try to rebuilt his ears.
The silicone ears have to be sterile, so we need to clean them very carefully as soon as possible! Let's do it.
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I have a friend who always has his head in the clouds. Few days ago he visited me and to my surprise both of his ears were all bandaged up.
I asked him: '' Hey man, what happened to your ears'' ?
He looked down and said: "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and tssssshhh! I accidentally answered the iron."
I grimaced and answered: "Well, that explains one ear, but about the other one?"
He looked me straight in the eye and said: "Well, I had to call the doctor!"
His earlobes are completely messed up, so he wants to borrow my silicone ears as a model for a plastic surgeon who will try to rebuilt his ears.
The silicone ears have to be sterile, so we need to clean them very carefully as soon as possible! Let's do it.
Audio: asmrsurgeaudio.bandcamp.com/releases
Patreon: www.patreon.com/user?u=2355964
ASMRSurge you have the best descriptions 👌👌
ASMRSurge amazing stories as always
"Well, I had to call the doctor!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💖💖💖💖💖💖
ASMRSurge Te lo digo en Español... me encanta tu canal eres de lo mejor que hay en youtube .. lastima que algunas personas nos traten de locos a los que oimos esto. Saludos desde España!
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I thought you were going to use a strawberry to clean my ear haha :P
Tingting ASMR same that's why i clciked the video lol
That's why is called clickbait,kiddos.
You #Gandalf And if you watched the video, you'd know it's not clickbait because it actually appears in the video. You clearly don't know what clickbait is, "kiddo".
You #Gandalf how exactly is this a clickbait? 24:50 ;)
Tingting ASMR same haha
this guy knows the true meaning of what asmr is. and the quality of his work are always top notch.
*_Very_* true.
ur right
ZED LAV Exactly. It's unreal. To me he's the best. Hands down.
ZED LAV yep
wait , the meaning of asmr ?
*needs to clean the ears*
*throws sand on them*
XD
I know right and he did it again
R/woosh
No Videos I think the one getting wooshed here is you
Pol4rr • how? I mean should I throw sand on everything to clean it? It is a woosh
*watches video and falls asleep *
*video finishes and is on auto play*
Pewdiepie starts playing: *”sKKrrrAAAddAdAa”*
Good morning😂😂😂
There goes the sleep
That happened too me just a minute ago
ttttaaarrrrr duuuuu foloraaaarrrr duuuu
Underrated lmfao
*Looks at thumbnail and sees what looks like a strawberry in ear* Clicks
Cindy99765 same.
Cindy99765 SAAAMEEE
Cindy99765 me me me
Cindy99765 SAMEEEEE
Cindy99765 same😂👂🍓
Me: I need to clean my ears
Also me: pours sand all over them
Tasha G you need to make your ears more dirty so you can clean them with satisfaction 😂😂😂😂
666th like
Tasha G exfoliation, duh!
1091rd like
Tasha G I literally just laughed so hard 😂😂
I KNOW U GUYS ARE LOOKING FOR TIMESTAMPS
sand picking with a long tooth brush 4:41
glueing your ears 13:42
removing glitter and glue 20:04
red strawberry sand? 23:04
face makeup on ears 30:04
removing face makeup on ears. 24:49
sand again with same toothpick 38:15
small brush in your ears! 41:13
tooth pick in your ears 42:54
medium brush in your ears 44:06
sponge in your ears 44:49
tooth pick and small brush in your ears 45:44
My first time making a timestamp sorry if its messy
Chicken Man 23:04 I think this is playfoam
You took the time to actually make a huge time stamp.?!? Damn dude
Nounours gentil ou presque or floam?
Very helpful, thank you
Wow only one person said thanks.
Make that two
Thanks :)
I thought there was a strawberry on the thumbnail 😂
Me too😂😂
lol me too
Same lol! 😂😂
Me too😂😂😂😂
Well it looks like one x) i thought too Xp
Thumbnails look like strawberries
I see only one...
Brittany J yup
666th like!!! 👺
I thought so too 🤔
分かる
00:00 - 4:49 : ear cleaning
4:49 - 13:27 : removing sand from ears, from a distance and then up close
13:27 -17:59 : applying a peel off mask
17:59 - 23:03 : adds glitter and peels the mask off
23:03 - 29:02 : cleaning floam out of your ears up close and from a distance
29:03 - 32:42 : applying another face mask and cleaning it up, some spraying noises.
* the Rest of the video is just some bonus clips from the each part of the video*
34:42 - 37:52 : peeling off the face mask up close
37:52 - 41:08 : cleaning the sand off the ear
41:09 - 46:39 : cleaning the slightly glittery ear with a fuzzy stick wand and then with the stick and then a makeup brush and then a sponge.
Yesenia thanks🙌💕
Yesenia thx soooo much
0630 no problem ☺️
Casey Wiese no worries 💞
Yo man! This pretty cool. Thanks!
"The silicone ears have to be sterile, so we need to clean them very carefully as soon as possible!"
_Proceeds to cover the ears in kinetic sand_
ASMR Ear Cleaning!
Awesome!
ASMR - Experiments - Minute Crafts ok
Uh there's kinetic sand in my ear, sir.
No it is not your ears , it is the silicon models that he is cleanin c:
@@cupcake769 r/wooosh
@@luukschreuders1018 oh hi there litle human
CARL
@@cupcake769 she's pretending to make a voice as if the ears were talking
That time when the doctor says it's time for an ear check up and pulls out a paint brush
Ever came to think of it that ASMR is basically a more grown-up version of a lullaby
I don't like this comment
Facts
@@lolabayt you don't need to hurt someones feelings if u dont like it why you gotta annuonce it the person don't care😂
@@hayleydavis1317 r/woosh
@@lolabayt sorry if I sounded rude
Friend: What r you doing?
Me: oh just cleaning some ears.
Friend: With those tweezers and some sand?
Me: Yeah its much more effective than soap
Everyone actually know that
😂
I don’t think they bleach ears (I might be wrong, I’m just 11 years old)
@@freechildlabour.mp3733 ur 11 and your channel name is christian hot-line wow i bet your dream is being a papa
@@niqhtmare5228 just leave the kid alone.
I don't get the tingles and what not but listening to these videos are really soothing. Makes me very sleepy and relaxed
asmr tingles are nothing more then hyper sensitivity to visual and audio stimuli
listen enough with good headphones and you eventually will find a particular sound that you like and will trigger you, the brain will hone into sounds alot more. You don't need to be born with asmr, you can develop that ability
google inc smart
Lighting Mcqueen kachow
try watching it too..
JadedJudith try the hands video
Ear doctor: why u got so much sand stuck in ur ears ?
Me: i was just trying dis asmr thing....
NaySway LOL
*ear doctor*
᙭ᗪ 🤣
I've never laughed so much after reading a simple comment😂
43:22 can you just make a vid with this sound? ~
Just look up "Mic scratching asmr (No talking (if you want))"
I get it though, there was something about the slow scratching at that moment that would like to have a whole video of
I get it though, there was something about the slow scratching at that moment that would like to have a whole video of
Thats eat I luk for in vids
why the heck my ears are on the table
nakki vene, Description.
nakki vene I like your profile pic 😂
Genji Shimada CAUSE U REQUIRE HEALING
Genji Shimada *H E C K*
Genji Shimada Did you just say heck.... *ON MY CHRISTIAN SECTION*
If your looking for an idea, try Plasti Dip, its a removable spray paint. The sounds of the can when tapping is amazing, the sound for the spray and the sound of it peeling of is great too, I'm pretty sure it would work with the 3Dio or any of those external ear mics.
yes yes yes
Like so he sees this
SledneckerMN 290th like, he should totally do it.
SledneckMN 444th like
SledneckMN 500th like!
Your descriptions are always pure gold. Absolute gold.
Roses r red
Violets r blue
There’s a sweet tingle
At 15:42
Imagine putting glue in your ear 😂
Imagine being ultimate child care giver
Roses are red
Violets Are red
If you not Red
Get ready for dead
why thank you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Just rhymed with read
And now with blew
"We need to sterilyze the ears" *proceeds to put sand on ears*
SepticMC *science side of tumblr barges in* WELL HELLO THERE! actually, sand is used to purify water, and make it potable!! so in a sense by putting dirt on it he is cleaning it~~~~ going deep, going dark, going back to tumblr in the morning!!!
+Hunlover123601 thank u science side of tumblr
Good to know that I wasn't the only one who thought it was a strawberry. Hehehe :P
Surge's asmr video is always good!!
the sound quality you provide is astonishing!
your description's fire like always 👌👌
Bultaoreune. I see what you did there
Armys are literally everywhere
i love it.
Jimin's Jams "Fire" hmmm :))))
Call_Me_Rhee bultaoreune~
Tae Tae Mochi FIREEEEEEEEE
Golden Description as usual ✊😏
1000 subs for commenting? :D Although seriously, how the fuck could his friend be *that* lightheaded?
TheIznotpossible1 smoke weed eryday
My ears tingle and I can't help the crying you are my favorite asmr youtuber
How many people clicked on this video to watch them clean an ear with a strawberry?
Me
i MeAn YoU nEvEr KnOw...
Allison Menard me 😂😂😂😂🤣
Me 😂
23:25
your channel is SO amazing, almost every time I watch one of your videos I fall asleep.
The Billy Network Imagine this comment on a vlog youtube vid 😂, that would be so sarcastic lmao
Polly Ngo ikr
Polly Ngo I fucking love you're profile picture......that's all I have to say XD
JeayaIsBootiful oh yes Victor
The Billy Network This kind of thing could really only be a compliment on asmr type videos 😂
8:05 literally sounds like breaking grass on mine craft
OMG YES
oh my gawd
No
🗿
to be fair glass is made out of sand
i could never sleep if you hadnt this channel
This was honestly the first asmr video I watched :)
I had a boyfriend in college who actually did that. When I saw him later that day he had a faint triangle, the curved lines and a couple of circles on the side of his face. I asked him, "What did you do? Answer the iron?" He just laughed and looked sheepish. lol.
Jodi Giese your friend could very well be the dude from phys ed classes they warn about in the books! just like... *looks around and whispers* the mass purchasers, those who get 32 bars of chocolate, and then use them to make 16 cups of warm chocolate milk..
. assuming each bar has 12 "pieces" and is about 100 grams, how tasty would their cocoa be??
Hunlover123601 wot.
What the fuck are you guys talking about
old gregg lol with the iron they're talking about the description
Hunlover123601 Too sweet.
ASMR Ear "Cleaning" *throws sand on ear*
Star Music cleaning a clean silicone ear wouldn't make sense.
Tell me, if you were going to clean your own ears, I highly doubt you'd build a sandcastle on one before poking them with a stick.
of course I wouldn't, cause my ears would've been dirty in the first place so why would I build a sand castle to make it even more dirty?
how long can we keep this pointless conversation going for 😂
as long as you want 😂😂😂😂 ik I'll lose eventually
I went to sleep 4 times bc of how good this video is!
Omg love the backstory element
Your descriptions are so creative
I was doing some important work..
but *hear* I am!
Skylar Go back to doing your work, that's being *EAR* isponsible.
Skylar You must *LOBE* this video then.
This is just getting *EAR* ritating now.
Émilie Panis haha pas mal x) fais du bien de voire des français ici !
Skylar its so EAR portant for me to watch this video
Very clever angle on the thumbnail. May not have been an actual strawberry, but damn did it look close to it. You should totally use strawberries in a video though, just as an experimental sound.
Haha I love your little stories that come along with the video!
Thank god finally some ear-asmr with someone who doesnt whisper at me when I try to relax!!! Thank you its really relaxing :3
:after reading the description: "I NEVER AGREED TO DONATING MY EARS TO YOUR FRIEND"-:video starts and starts giving me tingles:-"You know what, this ain't a bad trade. Say no more fam."
cleaning my ears well that sounds great (get it?) *shoves sand on ears* WHAT?....WHAT THE FUCK?
The Lucid Dreamer I'm a TAPDANCING CRAB DEMON (from ytp)
It´s obviously some sterilising sand that helps remove microscopic bacteria! Also the glitter helps to break down the remaining sand particles.
DJ Curly I AAAAAAAIN'T HAVIN THAT
LordVader1094 tehn
TIME STAMPS!
sand picking with a long tooth brush 4:41
putting glue on your ears 13:42
removing glitter and glue 20:04
red floam 23:04
paint on ears 30:04
removing paint on ears. 24:49
sand again with same toothpick 38:15
small brush in your ears! 41:13
tooth pick in your ears 42:54
medium brush in your ears 44:06
sponge in your ears 44:49
tooth pick and small brush in your ears 45:44
Blossom Gaming thank you a lot
Thank you❤️❤️❤️
A random person may I re -comment for the other people :D
ASMRSurge you're the only male asmrtist that actually gives me tingles
All I could think when he was pouring the glitter was how annoying it was gonna be when he still finds glitter somewhere 5 months from now
Same
Perfect as always, the description was amazing! 🖤
Keep up the great work asmr surge
These types of videos really help me realise my different levels of hearing capabilities between each ear
Yay a new video! Sleep Well everyone💕✨🌙
ImADrawingCookie it was 10 pm in finland when u sent this comment
YAY!! EAR CLEANING! I love your video so much! Also, silicone ears and white plates are connected naturally. It's a very nice! Anyway hmm... My ears are a lot dirty and have to be sterile.. Clean it gently please. 😂 Thank you for cleaning.
iceBall ASMR I love your videos!
Sarah Seneviratne 宮本武蔵
iceBall ASMR oh my god!!! you are also watching ASMRsurge! I just want you to know that I love your ASMR videos!!!
Best asmr homies in 1 vod, awesome
iceBall ASMR so weird
This dude knows what sounds are good.
Great sound. Great triggers. As always. Thank you!
ASMRSurge and EasyAsmr are all I listen to. Top quality sound and interesting material 👌
I swear to god, you really need to start writing a book.
ZEROstinks maybe he did write a book... You don't know who he is maybe he's a famous writer that secretly does ASMR
Beatrice Levi "dies" ouchie
Your videos are both relaxing to listen and satisfying to watch !
I finally got tingles! ILYSM!!!
Asmrsurge hmmmm more lika AsmrSurgeon am i right
Ill just leave
Piggies are cute love them lel
I LIKE YOUR NAME, I THINK PIGGIES ARE CUTE TOO
Asian Dumplings I like ur name
Asian Dumplings Little old me sure loves some authentic, dog meat dumplings from Asia.
fallen ash thanks
Ah yes, I too clean my ears with sparkles and sand.
A fellow man of culture I see
eww
IT WORKS GRAT
**shows picture of old man with white hair and dead eyes holding a thumbs up**
Timestamps:
0:01 - 0:07 *Intro*
0:07 - 46:39 *ASMR*
• p e p s i • thanks
/r/technicallythetruth
Thank you
"I peel face masks and sand off of rubber ears for a living" has got to be a great conversation starter! 😂
THIS IS FREAKING AMAZING! IT'S MY FAV. VIDEO NOW! PLEASE DO MORE OF THESE ASMR EAR CLEANING VIDEOS! PLEASE!
Yay more ASMRSurge :D
Your ASMR are always perfect!❤
I love the story in the description. Most people don't read it as they're fallen asleep but I appreciate it, the jokes, the storys, the hidden easer egg you lay there.
Does anyone wonder what people who type 'u' instead of 'you' do with all their spare time?
JSYCharlie find other words to shorten to one letter
JSYCharlie y u askin
JSYCharlie this: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Idk do u know?
Idk wat u r talkin abt
you are by far the king of asmr!! keep up the great work. i hope you get on the trending page one day, you deserve it all
Did you just assume It's Gender
Greg Mellander I'll try
Marsh - Mellow
Lol
Yeah no he's not
AHHH The tingles in my right ear! My old earbuds were broken so I could only hear out of my left, but have new ones now and I'm so happy!
Oh my gosh!! Yes! I love the sound of rubber plastic gloves. And it on the ear,,, 😍😍😍😍 I didn't want to sleep, I wanted to hear more.
Still wondering how this stuff got on my ear tbh
Penguin Fan dude I’m wondering why I have sand on my ears when I burned my ears
NoperdyNope wth fr?
what means tbh?
happy llama tbh means to be honest buddy
the bunny house = tbh i swear it
I would like to thank you I suffered from insomnia and was having to take a ton of clonodine just to get drowsy I tried that I tried raid sounds but I live in Oklahoma so hearing heavy rain in the middle of the night is not a good omen I looked at your videos and found that they made me drowsy right away I am finally getting a good nights sleep thanks to you!
I'm hearing these because it feels so nice
This makes my throat tingle.
Your timing was perfect, I was feeling so stressed and now I know I can forget my problems. Thank you! ❤
Hello! I really like your videos, I think that you are amazing at asmr. I love this video, but I found that my favorite part was when you put the tools in my ears at the beginning. I was wondering if you could make a video that has more putting stuff inside of ears, because I found that the sounds are really satisfying. I love your videos, they are the best quality. Thank you so much!
I’m usually tingle immune and this gave me crazy tingles!
This is just relaxing
Wow, I'm the 1,000 viewer... so proud 😂
( P/s: love your vids
your icon tho
Saeyoung Choi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ravioli ravioli give me the tingiolies
?? haha
I thought i wasn’t going to like the sand noise, but it reminds me of summer and the beach which makes me SO RELAXED so I LOVE IT
This gave me tingels omg thx
How I sound at night trying to get a bowl of cereal and my parents are sleeping
Is your profile pic you when you do get cereal
Im watching this just to see how he got all the sand out..
Edit: ok then keep your secrets
this is an instant eargasm
man!! open a couple of tabs in the browser of asmr videos and hear them all in once is one
of the epic things in the world!!!
24:49 thumbnail
Ty
13:54 that sound is amazing !!
In love with this sounds!😍
*SERIOUSLY I LOVE*
Oh yay new video!! Pls can you do egg smashing asmr? It gives me tingles to here the smashing of eggs.
Puppy Lover and smashing things is very satisfying
DJ Curly true
Puppy Lover I suggest HowToBasic
Puppy Lover bish this is not how to basic
The Duders i was thinking the same thing
I watched just 7 minutes of this video and I'm already sleepy.
。たわごとの子供 I just watched 4 minutes and am sleepy...👽💤💫
I love his videos so much; the ear-cleaning isn't so much my thing, but I love the parts with the sand
I love it so much, thank you ♥
I love this😭😊😍😘👍
Я не понимаю что пишут все эти люди , но мне всё нравится 💗
Вот плюс. Красоточка♡.
Hi who are you i don't understand what you write
@@felixshow5424 ты спалился своим русским плейлистом :)
Kim Taehyung ахах)
ААААА НАУШНИКИ ДИМОЧКИ😭😭красавица
The texture of the sand + slime was pleasant.
This is my favourite Asmr